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>>727492070Kojimas games were overrated and the only good games he made were the OG Metal Gear up to Metal Gear Rising
beeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
literally forgot DS2 came out lmao
>>727492070Kojima is a pervert but how does he get away with it?
>>727492070>La Obesidad
What is this phenotype?
>>727492170what did he mean by this
>>727492070someone get him out of that microwave
>>727492070
>>727492070*slaps his belly*
>>727492070hes built like me
>>727492070>>727492319>>727493456>>727493409I thought there's supposed to be no such thing as fat Japanese peopleHow'd this happen
>>727493523He likes America so much he can't stop eating the food.
>>727493523appealing to a wider audience
>>727493523>no such thing as fat Japanese peoplesumo ringers exist
>>727493523> fat Japanese peopleThat's because everyone has their own definition of 'fat'. 300 pounds isn't fat, it's morbidly obeseMost japanese people, on the other hand, while not fat are flabby and soft and the older they are the most visceral fat they develop through their carb-rich diet like any other person would
>>727493523If only he didn't have that farewell sausage
>>727492070When's the baby due?
>>727493624Fucking kill yourself Carlos
>>727492070faster
You spin me right round, babyRight round like a record, babyRight round round round
>>727493523He's a westaboo. He has an american diet.
>>727492070>kojumbohow many burgers do you have to eat to reach this?
>>727492070LA CREATIVIDAD
>>727492170Nah Ground Zeroes showed he had the makings of something good. Phantom Pain is just diluted and its locations had nowhere near the significant amount of attention put into them that Camp Omega got because of the open world design. That being said Phantom Pain is still above whatever this crap he's doing with Death Stranding now. Probably because Konami was still forcing him to make actual video games in some capacity. I see that cut off point as flawed if MGS4 is considered, for it is in my eyes the most flawed game in the series. I still look at PP more favourably than that game. But 2 and 3 are the highlights of the series imo.
>>727494319More like La Creatividadbod
I will take him over every fucking kike we have here in the west.
I just bought Death Strandingwhat am I in for?
>>727494923Absolute garbage and not tactical espionage action greatness. You should have skipped. Kojima can't get away with namesake alone anymore for me.
>>727494923Absolute kino tactical espionage action greatness. Do not skip. Kojima can still get away with namesake alone for me.
>>727492207DS2 is the video game equivalent of a fat indian jerking it in front of camera on omegle, pure self indulgence, 0 cohesion, care, or anything to say.
>>727493847Why the clown shoes?
>>727492338old
>>727493847Fur WORLD
>>727493523I always find that japanese people store fat in a weird way. My japanese ex told me that japanese girls basically look like Doraemon when they get chubby and I can't unsee it
La rotatividad
>>727494564It's so obvious you are correct. That's why Kojimbo is making a MGS spiritual successor now. He went full retard with DS and I don't think those games were critical or financial megahits he was expecting. Returning to the stealth genre is the sign he's out of ideas and just going back to what he was known to be good at.
>>727493847Is he really that insecure about his height?
Da Soviet Tovarish.
>>727493653Most sumo wrestlers are guys who are born unnaturally large in the first place. The current big dog, Onosato, was 100kg at 10 years old. Apparently he got knocked off his bike by a car. I hope the car was okay.
>>727493961This message resonates with trannies.
Guys the man is like 60yo, he is allowed to have a bit of a beer belly.What he shouldn't be allowed to do is keeping making shitty games.
>>727492070I have the same skinny fat build how do I lose it when I refuse to stop eating mcdonalds
>>727500705>Do thing>"Hey guys how do I stop doing thing?">"By stopping doing thing">Keep doing thing
>>727500705Eat faster. Burns more calories.
>>727500798I'm addicted and I don't see any heatlhy affordable ready made food options. Cooking looks like too much when I work 60 hours a week
>>727500705Skinnyfat huh?
>>727500870By American standards, Kojimbo in the OP is very much skinny fat. Overweight. He's probably like 180 lbs. Obesity is 200+ lbs at his height and even then by American standards it's higher. I'd say 300 lbs+ is when I start to think someone is abnormally fat here since 80% of people are overweight or obese
>you make it to the final chamber of the castle and the evil villain turns to face you.
La Gluttonidad
>>727493847Zoot Too was overall a disappointment btw
La Creatividad Microonda
>>727497118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Navl6mG8UkA
>>727492293his fans are perverts too
>>727500870The word has completely lost all meaning.
>>727500837>ready made food So, you're a lazy slob unwilling to put in bare minimum into your food and health. I say, simmer in your fat till you die early of an heart attack.
>>727492070Кopoль Cкyффoв
>>727492070fucking BASED
>>727500558lmao
>>727492070I amu rockustar
