Metroid"""chads""" are literally losing to what is a budget entry in what is basically the Olive Garden of jarpigsPathetic
>>727497354remove the nintendo bonus
what's the savage garden of jrpgs?
>>727497354what’s the Romano’s Macaroni Grill™ of JRPGs?
>>727497963Seiken Densestu
Behold: The Cheesecake Factory of JRPGs.
>>727497354>MUH REVIEWS>I GET ALL MY OPINIONS FROM REVIEW MEN>YEEEEES REVIEW THAT SHIT>FUCK I NEEED REVIEWS>TAKE MY MONEY INTERNET MANNNNNNN REVIIIIIIIIEWKill yourselves.
>>727497414>muh nintendo bonusKill yourself favela faggot
>>727497354zesty urban youth here, what's the Popeyes of JRPGs?
>>727501065Persona unironically
>>727497354what's the Five Guys of first person shooters?
>>727500907Also you:BANANAZO 10/10 HATERS APOLOGIZE
>>727500547Basic ass candy flavored cake for girls? I agree.
>>727497354wath's the popeyes of jrpgs?
>>727497354I bought both, Metroid for my Switch 2 and Octopath for my Steam Deck. I'm quite happy.
>>727497354and it will sell worse than Xenogay, Prime 4 will sell 2-3 million only because it's a debut year title.
>>727497354>both by woke-tampered companiesOctopath is more like those frozen cassaroles you buy at Walmart or Super Target
owari da
>>727497354>the Olive Garden of something Esl here, what the fuck does this even mean?
>>727509980It's the walmart of chain restaurants, if that makes sense.
so let me understand, when a game is a "10/10" by reviewers, you hate it and say its woke or paid review or whateverbut when a game is an 8/10 you also hate it because it's not a 10/10 in reviews meaning it must be shit?
>>727497354Nintendo has had such a dogshit year this year with their switch 2 lineup
>>727510146>8/10 with the nintendo bonusabsolutely fucking abysmal
https://youtu.be/zbE6fqBuGkA
>>727509821one of the biggest Ls for gamers, hopefully nintendo stops BotWing all their games going forward. PLEASE let this be a wakeup call and also stop letting americans make games.
>>727510445>PLEASE let this be a wakeup call and also stop letting americans make games.this
>>727509821Holy Shit the desert sounds even more shit based off his review, wtf were they thinking with this shit
>>727497354>giving a single flying fuck about journosI hate you people so fucking much.
>>727497354Almost all the yellow reviews are from Europe outlets. Russia needs to do something already about them cunts.
>>727497354Octopath 2 was easily and by far the best JRPG of the past decade.You're retarded and probably poor with bleak future prospects (virgin, low wage, lonely etc. and so on)
>>727510619ShillUp is one of the "good" ones.
>>727510569It's the Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts problem but in reverse.Instead of designing a huge world and then making cars to make going through it faster, the designed a bike and then made a huge open world you could go fast in.
>sylux gets the most character assassinationunfortunate, guess the character will akways be an incel for now on.
What's the Tales of series then? Wendys?
>>727497414thisit's like 61
