>>727501458Nintendobros got too cocky
She killed billions
Everything. The games are all mid and priced out the wazzoo. /v/ copes by calling everyone Indians who can't afford one, or circlejerking sales figures in famitsu threads. But the truth is they have no killer app game and they know it.>but at least there is games unlike Sony!Okay? But they suck and I nobody has been praising modern sony titles to begin with. Astro Bot was the rare exception
>>727501458BOTW destroyed Nintendo
>>727501458>fastest selling console of all time>more exclusives than the ps5 in under a yeari don't understand the question
I find it fascinating how much /v/ hates the switch 2 when it’s honestly great. > Mario Kart Okay to Good> Donkey Kong Great > Pokemon Za Good>Hyrule Warriors Imprisonment war Great>Kirby Air Riders Great Im having more fun than when BOTW came out
>>727502212What part of what you said mentions amazing games
>>727501458I mean you're probably just baiting for a console war, but:>releasing with no games planned for the immediate future, only Switch 1 games with an "upgraded version", or literal Switch 1 games that got upscaled and had some shaders slapped in to call "Switch 2 exclusive" games just to pad out the library while cockblocking Switch 1 owners (only exceptions so far are... Kirby Air Riders, Drag X Drive and Welcome Tour, I think)>Game Key Cards existing>despite the increased prices of everything, they're also going full-Jew and selling Amiibos that are basically just physical DLC, like literally withholding music from MP4 unless you spend $30. You know, on top of starting to make overpriced actual DLCs too>still no hall effect sticks despite $30 chinkhelds having them. Not even just from a durability perspective, HE sticks just feel smooth as butter and cheap chink shit made from e-waste shouldn't be better than something 20x the price under any context>most of the games out for it so far are mediocre to okay at best and they can't release a single game (outside of maybe Air Riders, which flopped, AFAIK. Wouldn't be surprised, Air Ride didn't do well either) without some controversy, like the straight line intermission tracks and the shit-tier open world in MKW or Viola/Sylux/Myles/etc. in MP4, or overpriced DLC like in Bananza, or PLZA having a basic-ass map and all the rumors about underground/alternate cities being fake>one of the hardest to repair Nintendo systems, with multiple layers of security to keep you out>garbage battery life so you can't even take it out for too long, just so they can upsell a new Switch 2 in a year or two that's more efficient and/or has a better battery>mid-tier screen despite the price tag, just so they can upsell a new Switch 2 in a year or two with a better screen>uses the cheap glass that shatters into a billion sharp splinters if it breaks, and Nintendo's solution was to glue a screen protector on it
>>727503027I don't argue about quality of games in this shithole of contrarians because it's a waste of time>name good games>here are good games>those are not good games>repeat 2 million times a dayi argue objective facts, and win every time.
>>727501458Switch 2 so far:June:>Fast Fusion>Mario Kart World>Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour>Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD Remaster>Survival Kids>Tamagotchi PlazaJuly:>Donkey Kong BananzaAugust:>Drag x DriveOctober:>Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2>Pokémon Legends: Z-ANovember:>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment>Kirby Air RidersDecember:>Metroid Prime 4: BeyondAnnounced for 2025:>Professor Layton and The New World of SteamAnnounced for 2026:>Mario Tennis Fever>The Duskbloods>Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave>Pokémon Pokopia>Rhythm Heaven Groove>Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream>Yoshi and the Mysterious BookTBD:>Splatoon Raiders
>>727503425Splatoon Raiders is the only one worth it on that list.The rest of the games are either laughable catshit (see: Ubisshitslop Kart Open-World and Rogen Kong Fagnanza, as well as Pokefag Flops: Z-A) or "literally WHO CARES LAH MAO" games.
>>727503368>>727503425>>727503534See?
>>727503368I'm going to prematurely say "doesn't count" if you mention any games you think is amazing in the future
>>727503568spot on prediction
>>727503568>everyone has to like the same games I do
>>727503702>quote i never saidsuperb argument
>that new game that we know nothing about not even a release date? yeah that's the only good game that is worth my time
>>727503838>Being this brain-damaged and retardedLike I said: Fuck the other games, they're all certified, officially dogshit and you cannot convince me otherwise.
>>727501458Nintendo.And their braindead semen slurpers who readily condone and rabidly defend every single bit of shit they pull.
Over ten million sales and being the fastest selling console of all time says nothing is wrong at all
Why are there so many Nintendo seethe threads up this morning?>Its ThursdayOh its that retard console warrior who gets triggered by Famitsu sales threads so he's getting his cope threads ready before then
>>727501458Cost too many rupees sir
>>727501458This.
>>727505221>Being the fastest selling console of all time>"Fastest-selling" cope when numbers can easily be lied about and faked lmao
>>727505376He seems to always have soem ealry hints as to how that shit's going so it's likely the PS5 did worse this week than even most of us expectedAlso, the Circana reports have even had that Snoy Piscatella rwport that PS5 got outaaold by some subscribtion toddler cube which hasn't helped this Macaco's blood pressure
>>727505376he's gonna tire himself out by the afternoon at this rate
>>727505659Depends on how active he's been these past few daysHis record is 37 hours straight, and that was with ACfag not even helping him out so we'll see how he fares this time
>>727503568It happens so often it's not even a surprise,and if you ask what games they like they will say 'no lmao I'm not gonna spoonfeed you' like that makes any sense at all.
All metrics point to success.It's merely fashionable online to doompost about Nintendo. Nintendo = meanies, so literally any small thing is blown out of proportion.Meanwhile...
Whaddyahmean? It's had nothing but success.
>>727501458i stopped caring when they butchered animal crossing to shit out another splatoon gameand now we're getting a lame dollhouse decoration update instead of lifesim or multiplayer minigames or even more shops or shop upgrades
>>727501458Ask yourself that snoy >>727504341
Consoles continued releasing despite no improvements over predecessors.
>>727501458Horrendously overpriced, when markets everywhere are already fucked
>>727503534>the game with no gameplay shown is the only one worth itsnoy falseflag
>>727505221Then why is it being forcefully discounted by retailers faster than the Wii U and 3DS?
>>727508953>[unsuccessful thing] and also [very successful thing]!!You played yourself nigga.
>>727501458cartridges contain download code only
These threads are always so strange
>>727501458The ergonomics kinda suck in handheld mode. Which grip do you guys recommend?
>>727501458lol
>>727509776You have some bizzaro land reading comprehension. No wonder tendies are so delusional.
>>727502241>2 kart games>B-brand collectathon>2025 pokeymon>east asian genocide hyrule editionBleak
>>727510995>literal who device at number 2That just tells me consoles are all but dead. A ranking is worthless without numbers.
