>>727583384
I didn't even know there was a first movie but I'm in

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>it's probably one with casino ads
it's the leaked minecraft movie all over again

why is this board filled with underages i cant imagine anyone else being hyped for this garbage

BUMP

fuck you retard melli is happening

>>727583452
>The Flash coming in to push your laptop down
sar

SAAR

>>727583384
Weren't FNAFaggots banished to /trash/? Fuck off.

>>727583384
just upload the fuckass movie instead. im not watching this shit on an indian player

>>727583701
You can literally right click to get the source on cytube by the way

plese saar bloody benchod start bloody damn basterd movie damn now SIR

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STARTED

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God dammit, wait.

>william afton raped a kid in broad daylight
kek

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How does this fucking website work?

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Here for chica and mangle. Nothing else matters.

>>727583924
Put on a VPN, maybe you're getting cucked or have a shit browser

>>727583384

I thought the rape scene was in poor taste.

>she bleeds out in public and nobody fucking cares
KEK

what the FUCk was that intro

>>727583952
Thanks, Tor worked.

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KINO

Abby needs to take her fucking meds

>>727583384
SEX WITH TOY BONNIE

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>A BIG
>FAT
>F

>480p
>Spanish subtitles

Hmm, nyo.

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Dios mios...

>20 minutes in
>Not a single Freddy Fazbear
Scott Hackthon does it again

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>Want to go have breakfast
>Open the stream on my phone
>Kicked: duplicate login

Kinoooooo

>>727584447
it's part of the experience. so is the coughing audience

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>Heard a loud, audible shart in the audience
Kino

when does emma myers show up? i want to jerk off

>>727584570
based

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>literal flash of freddy and the gang for 0.2 seconds in the past 30 minutes
B R A V O

>A freddy plush literally goes HAR HAR HAR
>Entire audience erupts in laughter and cheering
HOLY KINO

>har har har har har
i lol'd a little

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CALL ME MICHAEL

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bro looks sus

>>727584948
>>727584898
>It's "Vincent", actually.

>>727584948
its jim carrey doing his jack nicholson impression

>>727584898
>>727584948
>Some kind of Purple Guy

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oy vey

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>the rape box

>>727583441
>I didn't even know there was a first movie but I'm in

It came out in 2023, or so. Produced by Blumhouse, had a 20 million dollar budget. Made about $250 million at the Boxoffice. Blumhouse's most successful movie to date. The sequel only has a $35 million dollar budget.

>>727583384
I'm gonna watch it in a movie house later today. Don't spoil it for me, please!

>Woman in sexy puppet makeup chases him
>He runs
Is he fucking gay

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>SEX!!!

puppet sex

>connection terminated
Thanks, hiro.

>Cloudflare Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Jeet, if you still even remember that name.

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>CHICA, KILL THIS TEACHER

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I coomed.

>evil mean teacher named mr berg
what did scott mean by this

>>727585526
bravo

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>ENTER

chica hates jews

>>727585596
BALLOON GOD

>>727585596
ENRAGEMENT CHILD

>literally says "security breach"
BR AV O

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>>727585330
My life is complete, thanks Scott

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>

i watched this shit from the beginning and i didnt get a single thing

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INHALE MY DONG

>THAT BE THE NIGHT GUARD!

>The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.

>>727586058
Your DNS probably blocks fileditch

>>727586058
VPN, maybe your ISP blocked the file host

>>727586079
how does one unblock then

https://files.fileditch.st/b65/ziQpDgSabZzkYSrjzgYW.mp4

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DAMN!!!!

>>727586238
Is she straight or something? Why did she run?

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>ONIONS MICHAEL

>>727586165
So, What' timestamp you guys were in now?

>>727586396
about to end at 1 hr 30
but itll loop on the cytube

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I will watch it for him

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WE ARE
FREDDY FAZBEAR

>go on tor browser
>still fucking blocked

>>727586576
Lots of file hosts block tor even WORSE on purpose bro use a free VPN

Just got back from seeing it in theatres, pretty fun time
why did they make the possessed ghost hunter girl so hot

THAT'S THE ENDING?????????????

uhh i guess it's over now they died or something

seriously one of the worst movies i've ever seen in my life
so fucking boring and retarded and full of nothing

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>Megalovania starts playing

>>727586729
Faggot

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Chica culo.

>post credits scene
>MICHAELLL

1st movie is coherent
2nd movie is full on schizo

Just like the games themselves, scott continues being up his own ass did any youtuber get to be in it like markpiler or the goons and vanoss crew this time?

>I think i found one. a real one

yea. i can understand the movie being absolute dogshit if you've never played the games. there's barely anything here.

Genuinely one of the worst, most retarded movies ever made

https://files.fileditch.st/b65/ziQpDgSabZzkYSrjzgYW.mp4?md5=LznbRWsPZnBPr6-vrXP4GQ&expires=1764935877

Someone upload this shit somewhere better than fileditch, its a slop host!

Genuinely one of the kino, most based movies ever made

>>727587135
This, someone upload it somewhere better then loop it on a cytube. We got lucky getting into it before

>no bite of 87
worthless

>>727586920
accurate to how the games became retarded

Just compress it to under 1gb and post to catbox at 180p its already ca camrip

>>727586551
GOODNESS ME, SHE IS NAKED!

>>727587179
>>727587135
I got you. Ill combine the credits too

>>727586638
She was insanely hot. someone post pic of her please

"no vanessa you will NEVER be part of me and abbys family go fuck yourself"

>>727583384
Look, I get it, "FNAF is keeds-slop", but was it really necessary to make it so boring and non-scary? I'm not saying they should make it edgy & gory like muh VHS, but ts is supposed to be an horror film yet I was falling asleep.

Why couldn't they get someone like, I dunno, Sam Raimi to take care of it?

The animatronics really look great, I wish I could buy em. The first movie was the worst "horror" slop I've ever watched though.

>>727588120
>>727588147
I just got really aroused.

i cant believe mr berg just fucking dieded

>>727588353
that part was hot

Like why did it feel so porny lmao.

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I can't wait for the inevitable prequel

>>727586493
FEET
FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET

>>727586551
sex and sexier

Uploading to the other site so its easier for anons to host

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/csotshf1.mp4

For later hosting for 'nons, under 1gib but shit qual

>>727588994
Wasn't there a second post-credits scene where Henry speaks to mike?

>>727589116
Yeah but i couldnt find footage of a camrip of it
Its very short, he says he has access to files or something

>>727587953 see >>727585238

>>727583384
post puppet

ballora movie when

I can't get Michael saying
>Break their bones
Out of my fucking head how is this film real?

it's pirating...

>>727586829
Damn he already looks amazing

where can i watch the movie with my friends that isn't on some dogshit camrip website

>>727593779
In theaters retard

>>727588120
>Why couldn't they get someone like, I dunno, Sam Raimi to take care of it?
because a director like sam raimi charges money, and the success of blumhouse comes from not spending that wherever possible

>>727583585
>hyped
Watching shitty movies with a group has been a regular thing for decades. Don't try to accuse others of being underage when you're a child yourself.

>>727585405
and this isn't AI? Looks like it

Why does Chica get all the attention? Toy Chica is the most prevalent animatronic in the 2nd Act. Regular Chica is the important to the story through being Abby's favorite and best friend. I don't get why she always gets the attention, same shit in the games where we know more about Susie than all the other MCI kids combined.

>>727594606
You don't know why Toy Chica is the most popular of the toy animatronics?

>>727594606
people want to fuck toy chica

>Matthew Lillard is in the film for 3 scenes and steals the show yet again

>The Man Behind The Slaughter

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I feel like the only game you could actually pull and make a decent movie from is FNAF 4. The premise of a dysfunctional upper-class suburban nuclear family where the patriarch is Walt Disney if he was secretly a genuis serial killer and how that fucks his kids could make for an interesting story.

The rest of the series' plots are just fill-in stories to providencontext for the gameplay

We need to seriously start talking about videogame adaptations being TOO faithful to the source material.

>>727595145
fnaf4 has a story?

>>727595247
In hell

>>727595247
Pretty sure that was always the problem. Like Arcane wouldn't have worked if they treated it as an LoL series instead of the standalone fantasy drama that it was.

>>727595271
i think that's the one where freddy eats out a kids butthole

>>727595421
freddy fagbear...

I just want a movie for Sister Location because it's my favorite setting and characters. I know it will be bad, the game wasn't even that good but that was a problem of actual gameplay.

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Watch them figure out a way to make sure Matthew Lilard only has four minutes of screentime in FNAF 3 despite being the main villain of the movie.

>>727595247
>Mike Schmidt and Michael Afton are two different people
>Elizabeth and Vanessa are one-in-the-same and survives to adulthood
>The Marionette has zero connection to the MCI victims and is just on her own revenge crusade for the entire movie
>Cassidy stops tormenting William to go to heaven
Yeah bro it's too faithful to the source material

>>727585184
cool it with the antisemitism

>>727595625
None of that is really canon because it's all schizo theories

the movie had too much rape in it

>>727594606
Megan Fox voiced toy chica.
And they WILL make everyscene with her worth it.

>>727595683
Mike Schmidt being an Afton has been confirmed for over half a decade now, he's the protagonist of every game except maybe Fnaf 4
We see Elizabeth die and Vanessa crop up years after that moment
From the first minigames back in the original Fnaf 2 we've known that The Marionette revived the children
UCN has Cassidy vowing to continue tormenting William for as long as time will allow
Shit isn't a fan theory when we have direct confirmation that it's true

>>727595271
Retard.

Do FNAFfags even have standards
Nevermind that; Security Breach made abundantly clear that they don't

>>727595625
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tupU-qzZ3U too faithful

>>727596128
Secret of the Mimic was decent except for the fact that it wasn't scary at all, Scott's christian sensibilities really erroded the original appeal of the games.

>>727596267
>Christian sensibilities
You mean how hwpe has you trudging through the bloody guts of two security workers in Sister Location? Or how the entire premise is founded on how using dead kids in an immortality ritual and get-rich-quick scheme flatly does not work?

>>727595247
This really isn't that faithful to the general plot of teh franchise at all beyond choice elements it picks almost at random. Elizabeth having survived to adulthood at all is already AU territory and that's just the first film.

>>727596108
rude

Shipping is gonna go crazy
Mike x Vanessa and Michael x Charlotte all the way

>>727596267
you're so gay man what does that even mean

>>727597013
me x sexy clown women

>>727597013
Anon x Love Taste Toy Chica voiced by megan fox

The film completely overwrote my previous tism with a different mascot horror game I've had for over a year now so I would say it was a success and my film of the year

>All the spirits except the puppet are gone
>William is about to boogaloo
>Henry trying to warn Michael in the credits
Fnaf3 is gonna end in a fight between Springtrap and Henry wearing Fredbear

I liked the movie more than the first one

>>727585184
Low budget horror movies are usually Kino

>>727598291
What game?

>>727586551
>trust no one, not even yourself

who has the after credits scene

>>727600049
I did too but only because of Charlotte. If it wasn't for her this movie would be unbearably dull.

>>727588120
Sam Raimi is an 80 year old man that falls asleep in his director's chair while his AD dictates the shot. He hasn't actually "directed" a movie since Drag Me to Hell.

>>727600267
Poppy Playtime. Got invested with Chapter 3 but it's just an incompetent mish-mash of Fnaf and SCP that I only got invested in because of the lull between the first movie and this one

>>727596267
>William Afton's soul being intercepted on the way to hell by THE ONE HE SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED to be stuck in an eternal purgatory of enduring the monsters he created killing him over and over again for all of time
I think Christianity has not been the reasoning there

I want Toy chica's (beakless) ass on my face now

Everyone in my cinema cheered when Doug was on screen

>>727585330
https://youtu.be/kw2Rej10Pwk?si=A48Y-skOG1Ya9LdJ

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>>727583384
Just tell me now, do more people actually get killed in this one compared to the first?

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>11% review score
Is it really that bad or is it just a bunch of petty reditors still seething about Scott's political donations?

>>727601194
non fans cant understand the movie, in fact they actively dont try to

>>727601145
We see a girl collapsing to stab wounds on her back in the first 3 minutes or so, haven't finished watching yet but the bar's definitely gone up by a slight margin since the first movie

>>727601145
The kill count adds up to 5 with 2 extra possessions thrown in for flavor. The quality of the murders is much higher.

>>727586551
Topless...

>>727586878
What happened to her head :(

>>727601240
Even if you ignore all of the general audience critics, you have to agree that the pacing of this film for people paying attention is EXHAUSTING, like I felt like I needed an intermission in a 1 hour 43 minute movie because we were getting establishing shots about every 5 minutes.

>>727601447
Squid games

>>727601447
The real BEST Chica wipes her ass for attacking Abby

>>727601492
Yeah the movie is kinda mid even as a fan so I understand how to non fans its just a bunch of retarded nonsense. Point is I dont care about critics scores.

>>727597468
Me as the anon

>>727601492
The ending is the worst part no matter how fun it is
>Vanessa gets to Mike's house
>Abby-Puppet is waiting
>Mike arrives and uses the box to exercise The Marionette
>Toys attack
>Michael Afton rocks up to reveal he was behind this the whole time
>Sibling drama
>Classics arrive to squash the Toys
>Michael flees and gets bodied and forgotten by the script
>Mike tells Vanessa to fuck off and leaves
>Vanessa cries then the Poopet crawls inside her
>End
It's all too fast and sloppy, like they were under a time crunch to set up the 3rd film

>>727601894
I haven't been able to go back and watch it again, so I'm wondering, how much of Toy Chica in this movie is actually just Puppet?
I think Charlie as a character got shafted for these movies.
I see the analogy between the movies and the games in that, in the games, Charlie is is the compassionate friendly one and all the others are murderous assholes, so my guess is that they completely inverted that and made most of the animatronics friendly and then turned Charlie into a demented Demon child.
The problem is they didn't do enough work to justify that change. You can't have evil Charlie and also "I don't hate you".

>>727602215
>how much of Toy Chica in this movie is actually just Puppet?
The entire movie. They explicitly state that Charlotte is the only spirit and that she's wirelessly controlling the Toys and Whithereds. It would be more accurate to name the film Five Nights with Charlotte because it is her movie first and foremost.
>I think Charlie as a character got shafted for these movies.
I'm conflicted, because on one hand I can see the bind they were in. If they made her the guardian and giver of life then the question of where she was in the first movie would eat this film alive.
>"I don't hate you"
In that scene I'm 99% sure she's just lying since they establish that she hates Vanessa for keeping her asleep all this time.

>>727601240
Here's the thing
If you're a fan who can still look past the key jangling, you probably won't like it either.
I liked the Puppet and Charlie but she's not the entire movie. Our three main characters fucking suck. The dialogue is trash. The events are rushed. The animatronics are less threatening than Scooby-Doo criminals.

>>727602215
>>727602595
Charlie saying "I don't hate you" is a direct reference to UCN, where she explicitly doesn't bear any real ill will towards William for her own death for some reason but is basically killing him out of formality. Honestly, her schizo behavior in the film tracks with the games where she's just as crazy, if not moreso - she's just more polite about it.

>>727601194
Combination of that and >>727601240

>>727600835
>he'd turn on our lord and savior Dogday
Away with ye, heretic.

>>727598768
>Spoiler
This will not help the "every major character is possessing an animatronic" theories.

>>727603368
Unironically the worst character in a series of worst character, the mute blue guy has more personality

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>nothing playing

>>727603485
I would much rather have that than have Skeet try and imitate Dave Steele's immaculate final speech

>>727603259
What could Charlie possibly be trying to achieve in Bill's purgatory such that she would need to tell him "stay out of my way?"

>Looking up Fnaf 2 movie on Google will give you a brief Toy Freddy jumpscare
Neat!

>>727603862
(Assumedly) she and the others are also trapped by Cassedy and are trying to make him stop

>>727603862
Given she mentions how "the others are like animals" and how aware she is? Plotting to get out of Golden Freddy's torment nexus.

>>727603523
Absolute shit taste.

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>>727604306
Sorry that you're a fag and you like shit characters, better luck next time

>>727604237
>>727603983
Well that just makes me hate Scott even more, that means I was right about her and that Steel Wool are idiots who should just bring back the og characters

>Ghost hunters are called the Scoopers
>Michael Afton appears
>He doesn't get scooped

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When toy chica appeared I got up and started violently masturbating until I dropped a fat load

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>>727597013
Hell yeah, I've waited a decade for this

>>727583384
I'm going to bust someone's nut if the Living Tombstone's song is used for the credits again.

>>727606214
Anon...

>>727583585
L unc

>>727583585
nigga this game is from 2015 it's basically unclike

>>727595013
>>727595610
His performance was pretty poor this time.

Seeing that /v/ is overly harsh about everything else while praising this guy just for who he is, I say you have no right to call out fans for liking the references to the games.

>>727583585
>>727606529
>>727607037
1. It's from 2014.
2. Only underages use "unc/uncle". I've known for decades that it's a common expression in many cultures but it sure as Hell sounds stupid in English.

>>727583384
>fnaf 2 watchalong right when im stuck on slow mobile hotspot
JUST

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>>727595271
Yeah it's the best one out of everyone because of how straight-forward it can be, just telling a story about a kid being bullied by his brother as well as dealing with animatronics at night at his house until he dies.

(No secrets, no up to interpretation moments, everything happens on-screen)

>>727583384
For me?
It’s marionette

>>727607852
>as well as dealing with animatronics at night at his house until he dies.
Anon...
A movie that presents itself like this and then pulls a final reveal that the nightmares were Michael's would be pretty kino though.

>>727596612
a full on R rated FNAF would have resident evil esque death scenes and there would be more gruesome/bloody scenes thobeit

I don't mind that much, but FNAF is limited by being a kid's property. the FNAF trilogy definitely have a grit about them it lacks now

what do you even want from fnaf anymore

>>727608409
scott directed trilogy 3d remake aiming to recreate the atmosphere. there should be a death scene like in the original with the protagonist getting their shit rocked. jump scares are also noticeably toned down from 1 and 2

>>727608267
I mean, the only time you see gore is the death screens and that's just your eyes popping out of the suit

>>727608409
To not follow a trio of bumbling charisma vacuums.

>>727608685
yes, and it was a great and haunting game over screen. FNAF doesn't need SAW like killings, but it used to have a real horror bite to it.

ALRIGHT /v/
MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS IN THEATERS

I ONLY PLAYED FNAF 1 AND FNAF 2, AND HAVE A VERY VAGUE IDEA OF THE LORE PAST THAT

SHOULD I GO WATCH IT?

>>727609893
YES

THE PUPPET IS COOL

Just finished watching it, the first movie wasn't anything to write home about by any means but I can't deny I was pretty annoyed with the few details from it that were blatantly ignored in this one, no one even suggests using tasers on the toys or the withereds, despite there being like 5 animatronics in total out of both groups that would be very weak against that shit and Mike's way too comically nonchalant about Abby's shenanigans despite everything they both went through just so he could keep custody of her, and then he berates Vanessa right at the end for hiding things from him that put his sister in danger even though he's just as responsible of that as she is, ignoring obvious hints of danger like the kid finishing a science project she was struggling with overnight because she got help from "her friends", I'm definitely getting a lot more autistically invested in this than I should, but my point is: I definitely can't blame any of the paid reviewers for dogpiling this movie as much as they did, cause even I couldn't help noticing details like these and getting increasingly annoyed by them.
Also Michael was a huge nothingburger addition to the plot, dude's only present to muddle things up for a second by sharing the same as the protagonist, bring those 3 mooks to the 80's pizzeria and kind of kickstart the plot that way, pretty much nothing of value would be lost if he was written off, the faztalker already does a good enough job at luring Abby into the old pizzeria for that same purpose
For what it's worth, the animatronics themselves are as impressive as they were in the previous movie, no complaints there, kinda wish the puppet itself had a bit more screentime in its original form rather than as any of its other vessels cause they really did nail that thing's movement, can't help but feel like some of that was lost every time it possessed a human (despite them keeping some of its key features).

>>727609893
It's a turn your brain off and enjoy the show kind of movie

>>727609893
if you like the Puppet or Toy Chica, you'll be eating good.

>grainy camrip
>360p resolution
>watermark
>spic subtitles
no thanks i'm good

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>>727586829
SPRINGTRAP SPRINGTRAP SPRINGTRAP!!! POGGERS!!!

>>727609893
>should I go spend time with my friends?
You are a complete retard.

why did chica kill that jewish man

>>727612852
because Scott Cawthon is based

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HOLY SHIT

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>>727613531

>>727612852
Chickens bear a grudge for certain rituals. You wouldn’t understand.

>>727608409
more games like the first three

>>727585596
Aliens reference

>>727586551
she's right behind me, isnt she

>>727584207
The Puppet looks wrong in every context outside of the particular thing it does in the games.

>>727584207
shouldnt the tears have been added later

>>727586551
i can't believe they showed us topless toy chica, thank you scott