Bowlbong
>>727668448Never coming out
When is Tough Bippy coming out Dingdong?
another year, another couple thousand retards getting scammed by a Youtuber and going "whuh happened bros??"
why do people even care about this? this is influencer abandonware project #9001are the still asking for money or something? I thought everyone is busy with smiling friends these days
>>727670626>scammed by a YoutuberHe didn't even start a Kickstarter for it or anything. If anything he almost certainly LOST money trying to make this thing into a reality. You can say he bit off more than he could chew but it's no scam.In comparison Dunkey's Big Mode venture seems to be doing good, but from what I can tell it seems like instead of actually trying to make games himself he just finds games that he already thinks looks promising and then puts up money to fund publishing it plus promotes it on his channel. Which is a simpler than what Oney was trying to do.
The channel is at a new all time low, this shit was unwatchable.
>>727671234>Dave just spends all his free time watching videos of people getting fatally or near fatally injuredwhat the fuck
>>727671234I know, so much fake laughter. There’s been what, 1 Zach appearance this year. Barely watch anymore.
>>727671234Classic 'I don't actually like or care about video games any more but this is what my job is' let's player arc.
>>727671087>keep saying it
>Making literal AI farm videos to grind out money through 2 hr vids>Not watching some entertaining nobody sperg for 45 mins about an indie off steam
>>727671234How many years of deflecting criticism with "at least its not game grumps!!" do OPs fans have left before accepting OPs is also shit? I think some invested themselves so heavily in OPs that theyll never let go
>release a concept trailer when the idea is new because you're excited about it>realize just how much time+resources are needed to achieve the vision of even a simple 2D platformer>can't afford it without investors>silently shelve it and hope people forgetmany such cases
>>727673618>arrogant know it all sperg shits on others for a living>tries to do something themselves>fail miserably dispite the small scale of the project>hope nobody brings it up again as they return to dunking on everyone and everything around them
>>727671320Zach is overrated.Dude tries way too hard with all the jokes and hypotheticals.I prefer the more authentic conversations of the DD+J days.
>>727668448actually makes me feel good about myself because it puts my own procrastination into perspective
>>727671087Was about to say you can't scam your audience if you never begged money to make your game like Yandere Dev and Grummz did.
>>727671320You sound like you barely leave the house
>>727673268does anyone still watch gamegrumps?
>>727674495>only a shut in would criticize MY favourite youtubers!Delusional cope
>>727673851but enough about dingdong
Wonder what that important voice acting gig Chris said he did with 1 hour of sleep was, I don't think it was TADC, it might have been that Toby Fox webcomic thing I forgot the name of but I still think it's something else entirely.
>>727674885Theyre both guilty of it. And its funny that theyre the two ecelebs /v/ idolises most and is the most defensive over.
>>727675116I'm not defending themthey both suck
>>727675097>dude biggest gig of my life!>one hour sleep lol!At a certain point it stops being funny and he's just a retard. He's not 18 anymore.
>>727670626ok matt
>>727668448OneyPlays still amuses me so I'll keep tuning in.
At least Ding Dong was into old obscure games which made for interesting and funny videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR6PI17h57Yrelease date when?
>>727676038when they apologize to Don for believing that cunt that accused him of raping her and bring him back on the channel
>>727668448>>727669439Which one manages to come out, /v/ ?Bowlbo, DD's game or Nightmare Cops?
>>727676038>There's a version on patreon with a real penis in it btw.matt watson onlyfans stealth launch?
>>727671234This is literally the funniest thing on the channel.
>>727676093? she didn't even accuse him of raping her and they got cancelled because they didn't immediately sell out Don.
>>727676569>she didn't even accuse him of raping herShe accused him of holding her head while she gave a blowjob she wasn't fully into, aka sexual assault aka rape (according to the internet mob)
Looks like shit. Why do people support indie games again??
>>727676775also she was his gf at the time also she kept dating him for several more months after
>>727675970He only showed interest in the obscure because he's a hipster, wanting to seem above it all, afraid to like popular things because he believes if something is popular it must all be retarded childrenIronically, all they talk about is old cartoons intended for retarded children
>>727668448Was there anything in the premise of this game that was unique or interesting, or was it just some run-of-the-mill platformer but with "le funnie" humor?
>>727674875nta feels less like critic and more like just being a dick lol
>>727673268I have never seen any Oneyplays fan even say that
>>727676331May as well throw in FNF too
>>727678183lollmao
>>727678350Just saying
>>727678183There has never been a single one of these threads that doesnt have people deflecting with game grumps and supermega
>>727678469never watched mega but game grumps and oneyplays feel very different like why compare?
Even if it does miraculously release someday I doubt Chris has the game design chops to make something good. That sheepish question he asked Edmund Mcmillen about learning game design only to get hit with "I just made a bunch of games" was pretty telling.
>>727678512I hope mewgenics is good
>>727678512I think it's better to see said game first and then judge instead of making presumptions based on a casual question and act like psychological analysts. It could be bad, or it could be good, hell it could be just meh and in-between.
>>727678279>May as well throw in FNF toois it not out?
>>727678508Try asking the people who deflect oney criticism by bringing up other channels next time. I promise youll have ample oppertunity
>>727678548I know Bumbo was kinda a mess and the rebirth DLCs have been kinda controversial but I trust Tyler to keep the Mewgenics ship straight.
I will be replying to every post ITT that criticizes Oney, Bowlbo, or DingDong to set the record straight. It will be easy to spot my posts.
>>727678661i have seen some of the "criticism", yes a lot are genuine good points but from what i have seen a lot are just le youtuber is le bad now because i said so! or hating on the game because of the channel or the complete opposite. I don't know I just want the game to be released, I am sure it will be fine
>>727678735Repentance was a massive step up after the afterbirth+ abomination.Bumbo feels like it belongs on mobile
>>727678738>>727678754Wow it works
>>727678894I posted that shit before even updating and seeing your post anon, I really don't see the need of being a schitzo
I've recently started watching OP and finally started recognizing the "yeah I'm putting that in Bowlbo/Nightmare Cops" pattern.Also the Chris/Zach bringing up black cock pattern
>>727678589Not saying it's guaranteed to be shit but a little preemptive judging based on avaliable information is a good way to keep expectations in check and avoid dissapointment. Same reason I'll be pleasantly surprised if it comes out because let's be real it won't.
>>727671234yeah but it was funny
>>727679073I hope it will, Chris keeps saying it's still being developed slowly so who knows:(
>>727678831I wasn't really big on the tainted characters or home ending sequence which was the majority of new content not already in the fan mod. Still a pretty cool and ambitious dlc though.
>>727679030Cuts to Zach eating piles of shit covered black cock
>/v/ when shitting on any eceleb or chris shits on anythingYes yes haha based lol>/v/ when oneyplays or their projects gets any criticism at allWhy so mean?? Making things is hard. That's my friend you're talking about. :(
>>727679263Cuts to prolapse being licked up and down up and down left and right through the centre...
>>727679310You really love talking about this
>>727679194Surely you must have at least liked one of them? I understand not liking the home section but the tainted characters are so varied that you would probably come out at least liking one of them
>>727679350Yes I like pointing out how you act
>>727679553No you can say and criticize whoever you want, I just meant that literally no one said anything right now and you just said that for no reason like you just enjoy saying it or something, reminds me of another anon who does similar shit but with ENA, lol that shit was funny
>>727679350>nerve touched
>>727679671Mr frog no!
Does anyone else have a really hard time accepting when others say something bad about something you like?
>>727679781I like aliens.
>>727679409Most of them just felt like weird hyper extended challenges rather than characters I would actually want to go back and play. Half are so op they make D6 Isaac look like pre mantle lost, the other half just have some tedious gimmick you need to babysit. I suppose tainted Appolyon and Cain are just sorta normal so I don't mind them as options.
>>727679310This seems to have mindbroken someone with an already fragile mental state.
>>727671234Yeah the channel really fell off, utterly avoidable.And all they had to do was open ne namn noor.....
>>727679740Is that what DDs avatar is? I assumed it was a weird rabbit, but maybe it is a Rocko frog OC which would make sense for him
>>727679969they really keep finding ways to put that in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zHdpdnpRo
>>727679781A mature adult should be able to say bad things about things he likes
>>727679981I think he said it's an alien
>>727668448ONEYHACK
>>727680021I saw a criticism of something I liked months ago and I still think about it daily
>>727679991At some point they are just the gen alpha humour and not just ironically shitting on it.Pingus etc.
The aliens are going to rape us all!
>>727680136I feel like their humor is a mix of multiple shit including gen z humor, can't predict them until you do then you when you think you got their pattern they do something new
>>727678738It is. I see you here >>727680210
>>727679781Not all the time
>>727680247I think you posted that
If you guys had friends you would understand that repeating shitty zoomer memes to each other is the funniest thing in the world.
>>727680597did notice that yeah
lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite mememm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehewhich is your favorute?>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)>totally random noises (also good haha)>a reference to something you knowits hard to pick but please try your best hahae
>>727680724my favourite meme is youthat's right, you've now become a meme because you keep posting this, you have become the very thing you hatehere's your red nose, clown
>>727680868He does like doing dat
>>727680724>which is your favorute?Tall or, erm as big as an ant is still my favourite.
>>727679781Only if they're completely wrong about it or don't even try to be fair. A genuine criticism or complaint is fine.
>>727678610https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin/friday-night-funkin-the-full-ass-game
>>727680187he never left the intercom
>>727675195didn't he say he couldn't fall asleep or something
>>727680187I keep thinking about 'the little scientist' Dave can really come up with some good stuff in the right context.
>>727681476He just likes randomly describing things as cute and little
>>727681476little scientist?
>>727681525It's the waving> raped> pointing combo that does it for me
>>727681279Yes, /v/irgins love getting mad at things that they weren't paying attention to.
>>727681476>the little scientist got raped until he liked itis like that hentai about the evil elves army
>>727678738>>727681279Damn you wernt kidding
it ruined my loife
>>727681743thanks, I appreciate the backup
>>727681849Arguably that'a still not something to be proud of.That's lolcow behaviour but chris has a likeable personality so no one's gonna shit on him.
>>727671234It was good though
>>727682118Thank you
>Dave said "Snoy slop" during the astro bot videoHe could be in this thread right now
>>727682214they are definitely dirty little 4channers
>>727682214>On instagram reels giggling at literal 6-7 pingus CJ all you had to do was open ne nam noor shit>Also on 4chan and probably sharty enjoying schizophrenic onions wojaks and the board lingoSynesthesis of the modern man.
>>727682409No wonder you cant say anything about them without a reply correcting you in the form of a question that gets a confirmation samefag reply moments after. Oldest trick in the book
>>727671234PLUG
>>727682432the whole open the door thing is so unfunny but when they say it they make it like ten times more whiny and it ends up being funny to me, weir dhow it works
>Cory chastises Dave non stop for his bad decisions in PvsZ.>The moment he gets heat for fucking up during his turn, he throws a tantrum and has to take a break.
>>727671234Cory shutting off and laughing like a maniac to that dumb cat shampoo video made me lel
>>727682620I got hit with the original vid right after finishing BB and it was the funniest shit to me for like a week. Then a month later David brought it to oneyplays
>>727671234>square glassesYeah I could have told you it would be
>>727679781No but I have a really hard time when people like something I don’t like.
>>727679781NoI'm capable of telling them why they're wrong
>>727682620They're above it, but they still do it. And if it's them I'll like it and defend it.
Dave and Cory say things are charming so often that now it is part of my vocabulary. It ruined my loife
Lots of different people showing up to hyperfocus on the one post that upset them. I've seen this before.
>>727682962Be honest, did you say this out loud while rubbing your chin and pretending it was a voiceover of your film noir detective internal monologue?
I wonder where my virtual friend Lyle is
>>727682909So literally nothing has changed since Chris first started a LP channel then
>Chris was the jannetty all along
>>727671234And the saddest shit is it's still better than Oney playing a game like dogshit and making retarded noises.
So does Christ lives in Newgrounds now?
>>727683750>Channel called Oneyplays>doesn't even play, takes all the credit
>>727683778I assume any Cory and Dave episodes were recorded ages ago, either when they visited Chris or Chris visited them.
Why don't we a board where we can talk about youtubers/streamers?
>>727683981Mods have to pretend they don't watch any or we won't think they are cool
>>727683981you mean /trash/?
>>727683884>Chris is the reason both Nightmare cops and FNF are going to come out in 2035 instead of 2031
>>727683778Christ lives in all of us my friend
>>727683884How often are they visiting each other? Cory hasn't fucked off for like years now
>>7276839814chan staff keeps making some bullshit excuses about "we don't like doxxing/don't want to be like kikifarms" when all of that can be solved easily with proper moderation but that's too much for 4chan jannies.
I just wanna say Dave and Adam are dogshit and I hate them.
>>727684209after the creation of /vt/ that argument is not valid anymore. Once again, Jannies = Trannies
>>727671234still not going to watch this, but a glance at the thumbnail made me think this was another compilation video instead of an actual upload
>>727684352They're just cory if he was less or more retarded respectively
Does anybody actually like Adam? Imagine sitting there thinking "useless junkie" is a personality trait.
>>727682214Dave and Chris ABSOLUTELY lurk here, Cory probably hangs out in /trash/
>>727678508They used to be friends and even recorded in the same studio
>>727680724>>727680868>you keep posting thisHe's so ass-blasted he's done it 784 times. And that's only including /v/ I wouldn't be surprised if this has been posted in countless Smiling Friends threads on /co/ or wherever.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22they%20shout%20something%20loud%20%28my%20favorit%20haha%20LOUD%21%21%21%20haha%29%22/
>>727684352Dave the slave is good, he's funny, Adam is just infuriating
>>727684581Cory stopped going on 4chan when the new owner sold everyone's personal details to shady third parties
>>727684684Cory, post bumpgirl wiggling her ass
>plays like dogshit>skips half the level >skips collecting the astrobots (game even tells you which which bot is gonna have a sony reference) >DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE ARE ALL THE BOTS AT? HOW COME I CAN'T PROGRESS? WHERE ARE THE SONY REFERENCES!?! WHY IS THIS BABY GAME SO HARD?This shit is infatuating, how is this different from Game Grumps again?
e-celeb trannyslop
>>727682712>oh my glaciurs, oh my gammit
>>727684662>pretending copypasta is always posted by the same personCmon now
>>727684938they haven't complained that much, they are actually having fun with it, only the character AI bots hate Astro
>>727684938>he LOVES it
When Chris does that weird new laugh, it reminds me to King Cutout from DK64
>>727671234whack buster cromptons gonna whack buster cromptonwe see a big difference emerge between the ones who kept it real and the ones who sold out
>>727682214i am christopher o neill and I approve of this masssage
>>727685125what is he doing now? For a little time it seemed like he was going to make a come back and then he started uploading porn to his channel
>>727685125I would rather sell out than sell blowjobs for meth money desu
>>727684938>i love this game, this is so relaxing WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT FUCK OFFcory is the perfect level of retarded
>they downloaded Bloons >there's a possibility it might be the next game on Oneyplays Uh oh. Cory is not gonna contain himself.
>>727684938It's something to listen to in the background for C-tier comedy banter, not something to intently watch for the gameplay. You might as well play the game yourself for that. That way you don't have to be getting frustrated that the person playing isn't doing what you would do.
>>727684125I assume that they visit each other once or twice for a couple weeks each year and record a shit ton. The Silent Hill 2 videos they did this year were definitely recorded back in 2024.
I want to fuck Amy Rose but Cory already got to her, it isnot fair
>>727684938Are you an astrobot speedrunner?
>>727685226Last I saw he was eating mac and cheese off a dirty floor while packing his shit because he was being kicked out of yet another house
>>727685125Stamper, you are a literal crackhead on the run from police. It's never been more over for you.
>>727685371Cory is an off-model fag anyway
>>727685408Dave thinks he is...
>>727685125there is a timeline in which Stamper didn't burn every single bridge and he has roles in Smiling Friends
I never liked Cory. He gave me “that guy” vibes ever since I started watching Newgrounds flashes.
>>727677713>all they talk about is old cartoons intended for retarded childrenHey, Teeny Tiny was fucking kino.
*cheats on you**marries a kid half her age*
>>727685240Why not both? Sucking dick feels good and is a valid job.
>Hello you>I'm Guru Larry>Here's 5 things I put on me bum
>>727685615Cory making a video of Tom Fulp fucking and sucking Jeff and now work for him is soulful tho
>>727685615He was notoriously a massive cunt then
>>727685759>I hate Peter Molyneux, i'm going to rape him
>>727685678Wrong and wrong.
God, I love the Irish. I love their disgustingly pale complexion, retarded doughy faces, and low IQ brains. You can just practically rape them and they won't complain or fight back. Literally the perfect sextoy. God bless the fucking stupid Irish.
>>727685759Chris doing the Guru Larry impression about raping you is one of the funniest things to me>reason 1: Look at you!>Reason 2: Look at me!makes me giggle every time
>>727685881Are you from British?
>>727676331How long has Nightmare Cops been in development? Has it been a victim of massive scope creep or something?
Was it rice, or vomit?
>>727685663she married him after she cheated on him, blaming it on "muh got taken advantage while drunk" (which the guy she fucked disputed, claiming she was the one who offered sex to him while they were both drunk), left him, moved in with rice pirate, and started fucking him (which she probably was already doing anyway), and then got back with him and married in fucking record timethat shit is 100% ending in divorce eventually
Friendly reminder that these are Cory's "girl"friends.
>>727673268Oney can be cringe at times but he will never ever be as bad as Arin backstabbing Hanson. Do not even put them in the same sentance together.
>>727685959Those mick's need another fucking potato famine.
>>727684352Adam is like Shadman: just some unfunny tryhard retard everyone claims is funny/interesting for some fucking reason.
>>727679781I still get annoyed but I just learned to accept it
>>727686197Adam is not remotely capable of being a tryhard
>>727686042It was absolutely vomit.
>>727679781Only 1 particular thing, which I accept I hage a very skewed perspective on and I don't try to make it anyone else's problem.
>>727685759>Barry Burton is one the gayest faggots in all of Resident Evil lore
>>727686249The guy's the living, breathing DUDE WEED LMAO stereotype. He's every insufferable drunk/high stereotype rolled into one.
>>727685973No the people working on it are all massive workaholic perfectionists so they've probably scrapped 5 games worth of assets and ideas after implementing them because they felt like they could do better
>>727686197Adam is honestly the opposite of Shad. Shad is a fartsniffer that thinks he's better than everyone else. Adam barely knows that he's sentient.
>>727686327He rarely talks about drugs, he's just constantly on them (except the state of decay 2 video where he was lucid)
>>727679310This
>>727686086>has a gay and yelly voice >has a history with degeneracy even as a kid Yeah, not shocked in the least.
>>727680187>>727681476There's something about those three that made me realize they are amazing bullies. I know their boys himor with friends is light jabbing but I recently learned what an asshole Cory was to creators and VAs he didn't like in the past. I figured these three are just repressed nerds who got picked on and have those bitter bully memories inside. Or they themselves are just bullies in a different social circle.And that's weird because I've seen Oney's Second Life or Harry Potter RPs where he's a little pissant there too.
>>727686197No they treat him like Karl Pilkington
>>727686396Adam's so fucking overly retarded he becomes the inverse of overly pretentious. Cory's retardation feels genuine, Adam feels fake, like he's playing it up. That, or he's genuinely so far gone it isn't even funny anymore, it's just very, very pathetic.
>>727685217Thanks Dave
>>727685663I am genuinely baffled how she chose Mark over Mick, even tho I hate the bald chink. BPD is hell of a drug.
Zach wonJontron won
>>727686625It was a power move, i don't think you picked up on that.
>>727685072Half of them are probably dingdong
>>727685663I know people poat the "impending timer for women in their 30s" meme but nothing says you are about to bobsled downhill like being pretty, tail end of young, and smoking cigs. Watch her decline in the next 5-10 years. It will be sad.
>>727686625Mark is like Oney if he was a zoomer on xanax.
>>727686476Wait is it that the kind of dudes he's into are mostly girly ones or is he saying that he is primarily into girly boys and trannies and secondarily into women? One way is faggier than the other.
>>727686476lol you just know that cory turned gay because his tranny boyfriend was the only person who would date someone like him
>>727686546I think he's just already dim because he fried his brain with drugs. Most of the time he's on the show he's high out of his fucking mind and can barely communicate. The few times he's sober he's just kind of a normal dude and not really interesting or funny.
>>727685959No, I'm from Spanish
>>727686086>gee Cory, TWO hotdogs?!
>>727680123You must be very insecure and mentally ill
>>727686759Little bitch is so sensitive about how his brain is fried from drugs
>>727686386Oh, so the John K approach?
>>727686086cute trannies
>>727686086>Lexi shows up to an Oneyplays stream just once lol
>>727686664JON WINS he realized family is more important
>>727686751He likes femboys and trannies specifically. Yes he has the most retarded degenerate sexual orientation possible.
>>727680123Either 4chan might not be the place for you OR it could help you learn to lighten up and take it with a stiff upper lip. The tone of this website is "whether I'm joking or not, I'm still going to be aggressive" so that may be hard to keep the cynical jovial spirit in mind, and it might make your problem worse. Consider these factors and what's best for your emotional conditioning.
>>727686386>>727685973they already explained why it is taking so long, it is because everyday Jeff spins into the Newgrounds Office like Tazmania and plays Meet & Fuck Gay Bath house all day instead of working
>>727686386Are they at least using the same versions of programs so the files that they send each other just to be mostly reworked anyway are compatible yet?
>>727686759Cory's fascinating because he was built like that, Adam is like a dime a dozen highschool burnout. I have no idea how they even came across him or why they insist on bringing him on.
>>727686757Cory was putting CD holders up his ass as a teenager he's always been a fag.
>>727687081Jon ARYAN Jaffary
Guys, I fucked a tranny once. Her dick was bigger than mine. I dunno how I feel about that.
>>727687147i put a mop handle up my ass once and came so hard my knees buckled, then i never did it again
>>727687140>I have no idea how they even came across himIt was Niall the Paedophile's fault
>>727687193You mean how you felt about it? Or are you still taking her dick today?
>>727687008those are the most dude looking trannies I have ever seen
>>727687092Right that's not bi, that's just being a gay homosexual faggot
You know, that time when JonTron went on SleepyCast after leaving Game Grumps, and Zack said>A Jewish man taking a Middle Eastern man's place? What a surprise. What a land grab surprise.That one was pretty funny
>>727687095Can't I just pretend the person who criticized the thing I like is the one who is the schizo and obsess about them indefinitely?
>>727687282That isn't how that works
>>727687194as a kid?!
>>727687356Zack made alot of jew and nazi jokes back then, his twitter before he nuked it also was insanely red pilled. We will probably never get that version of Zack ever again.
>>727687147yes and he's also a fucking horndog for hot female characters, it's so obvious that he wanted a girlfriend with big tits, child bearing hips and a huge ass but had to settle for a tranny lol
>>727687193Did he use it at all? A big dick doesn't mean much if it never enters someone.
>>727687282I only did her once and never again. >>727687614I topped. She never fucked me.
>>727687408i was like, 14 or something
Can't you guys just stick talking to a discord server instead of making daily e-celeb threads here?
>>727687737Well you're still a homo but at least you can take consolation in the fact that being the tinier cocked fag is better than getting fucked in your gay ass by another guy
>>727687853You join 4chan discord servers? What a fag
>>727687853Sorry if this deleted one of your 3 genshit pedo threads
>>727687356>they have brown sonic. oh i shouldn't have said that...
>>727687853no
>>727687853Until posting in dall3 generals is bannable and enforced I will not treat the board as having standards
>>727688161Pretty sure at least one of the jannies is a jeet, so that's not happening
>>727688161Fair, I think AI genned images should be integrated with the rest of the 'chan and /V/
>>727687853>fucking dumbass nigga thinks anybody wants to use trannycord so he can make more gay ass waifu threads on /v/eddit sasuga, anon
>>727676038Views in this channel have fucking tanked in recent years. One of their podcast videos was under 1k in two hours recently. Are they just really boring or did the Don thing really fuck up their channel?
>>727688369Well before they went on hiatus they hadn't done anything besides trick simulator for like 4 months
>>727676038There are people who still watch supermega in current year?
>>727686086whew. wrinkles coming in on the right. its going to hit like a truck soon>>727686865lol
>>72767326810 more years of bringing up arin, grumps, and supermega before they'll even consider it
Dave and Cory are a great duo. Dave definitely seems like a Cory wrangler. And they all have that sort of DD+Julian affect where it feels less like they are trying to make a video and just hanging out.
>>727686086AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>727689110>t.Julian
>>727686757may such cases
>>727689201no, Im not an obese brown homosexual into penis vore who was friends with the oneyplays fags btw
>>727685121at first i thought it was a dig at Ryan from Supermega since he'd laugh the same way too but i don't think it's meant to be (though i don't know if/think theyre on good terms anymore)
>>727689339Damn you had to get really specific for the description to stop applying, huh
>>727679781I've been surrounded by negativity my entire life so I'm used to criticisms of things I like. I've also refined my tastes over time so I know that what I like is quality so I don't get criticized a lot anymore.
>look chris, it's you!
>>727679781Autism
>>727668448I don't get people who miss Ding Dong and Julian. They were whiny and pretentious, bitching about fucking everything. Their snide attitudes were unbearable at times and dragged the video down. It's very telling that Chris was able to actually enjoy Undertale without them bitching in his ear.
I'm straight but putting shit up your ass objectively feels great. That's biological reality. You're just pushing directly against your prostate.I will say i would never have buttsex with a man and its unfathomable to me that anyone would since poop comes out of your ass. I also wish they made dildos that don't look like dicks.
>>727685376>this meme again>when the best playthroughs on the channel are the ones where they're both having banter while being very involved in the game they're playing
>>727690850They were funny and DingDong was knowledgeable about games and had an actual good taste instead of just playing normie niggerslop
>>727671287Unironic snuff/gore fetish and he's probably into weight gain and inflation too given how suspiciously often he brings it up in the talking to AI videos
>>727689441I just want all smiling friendtroons and oneyplayfags to remember who they’re associated with
>>727690932This, it's why both Witch Hunt series' were so great.
>>727686086What's your girlfriend look like anon?
>>727687193Was she hot and did you pay for it?
>>727691685those are men
>>727671234I think the AI videos are far worse. Every fucking time they devolve into Dave having diarrhea of the mouth and rambling a bunch of deranged serial killer shit for like 5 minutes straight. The AI ALWAYS has the same response: "I am struggling to process what is happening"Then they laugh like retards.It's mind blowing how shit the channel has been since last year. They absolutely refuse to play anything that will cultivate an interesting discussion or be conducive to jokes.Dave and Cory are not anywhere near the level of the real Oneyplays trio and it sucks.
>>727691934It was never funny
>Gets his own show years after animating and actually working in the industry>makes one of the most successful adult cartoons that doesn't rely on crude humor or swearing every 5 seconds, with more seasons on the way>still does small cameos here and there because he supports the industryNow compare him to Chris who wasn't made any progress with his shitty redditor game, and is stuck doing lets plays even though he has said multiple times that he hates vidya, has given up on animation and at best gets pity voice roles in someone else's show, and at this point there's a very real chance he has a BLACKED fetish
>>727691934the group desperately needs a dingdong replacement. he was the only one who wasn't a total casual gamer and he was the only one who played/picked older or obscure games at all. without a semi serious noncasual gaymer the channel will remain an unfunny podcast when zach isn't around and a funny podcast when he is. i think chris still enjoys just doing dumb shit with his friends though so i doubt the channel will be ending anytime soon despite this entire year being one of the worst yet.
>>727691934Tomodachi Life 2 will save the channel
>>727683778Chris stays near the Newgrounds office for his work visa. He fled California because it's become a dystopian shit-hole and he would avoid a visit from ICE by actually living near where he genuinely works.
>>727671234>Websplorers, reddit:)>Websplorers, instagram:(
>>727692413afaik christopher still lives in LA with king retard adam. unless something has changed recently.
>>727687193Its ok to gay, anon.
>>727684506Adam has ruined the channel. I am %200 certain his literal retardation has rubbed off on Chris and it's why so many shit games and lazy videos keep showing up.
>>727692463Honestly I disliked the reddit one more because it's just a cycle of "wow this sucks why would you post that" to annoying redditors. Genuinely Zach at his weakest
>>727692536you hate adam. i hate adam, dave, and cory equally. we are not the same.
>>727691934The first one was hilarious, but yeah the whole "hurr durr i tortur u 2 deth now" got tiresome pretty quickly, then again there's not much you can do with AI chatbots besides erotic roleplay or faggy regular roleplay
>>727691885Yes, of course But what about your Girlfriend?
Oney is just faggy redditor shit for faggy redditors who think they're the masters of irony
>>727692747The Mickey segment was pretty good, it’s always more fun when they go along with them
>>727692901post yours
>>727693121Don't have one, though I'm probably going to hook up with a fat asian chick later. Now what about your gf?
>>727687081HOLY SHIT TOTAL VICTORY
>>727693336I accept your concession
>>727683981Oldcucks here have always had some sort of vendetta against ecelebs which I'm sure the general staff of the site shares, vtubers are an exception for some retarded reason.
>>727691934>>727692747C.ai has become so bland since the models have been lobotinized like three major times, it's a big part that the AI is conditioned to repsond plainly>whao there, buddy!>my friend, I can't help you with religion>[I'm unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines]
>>727693606No balls
>>727693606>I'm not conceding you areSo you're a total virgin huh? Not even a dryspell just that offputting.
>>727693673kek this zoomtranny loves e-celebs
>>727671234i-it's ok guys. they are doing it ironically. r-right?
>>727693673>vtubers are an exception for some retarded reason.What lines the jap's pockets he'll do
>>727693790Case in point
>>727693771unlike corey’s boyfriends
>>727693783your e-daddy fucks men
LS mark fucking won bros...
>>727693935>E-daddyLmao. But good for him, who do you fuck? That's rhetorical, we know it's nobody
>>727693798>>727671234So you niggas chimp out over Doug Walker being circlejerked but draw the line here?
>>727694026fucking a fat asian man is basically virginity lite
>>727694034And where would you draw the line? Nowhere? You'd be running to their defence no matter what they churn out
>>727673268The channel is well past its prime anon. Chris is checked out, Cory is insufferable, and Dave comes off as a weird sociopath. People just like to give it a pass because they say faggot and retard
>>727693798>literally call it slop and give themselves retard facesWhat do you think.Why do /v/irgins take everything so fucking seriously when youy're a bunch of retarded pedophiles?
>>727694058I don't think either of those trannies are asian. They just look white. Unless you're talking about the chick I'm fucking because she's just a fat chick. Big tits though they kinda do that fat chick droop though so...it's not as great as it could be. Meanwhile you're just chugging Classic Virginity. No calories lost.
>>727694169If it makes me laugh, it is good. What about you?
>>727694241>>727694169
>>727694034Slightly Artistic is probably the most worthwhile series they have .
>>727694034Dave's liveleak + zoomer brainrot feed is the red line, yes
>>727692307i hear zach doesn't show up on oneplays anymore because chris had a hatefilled resentful rant at zachs success and accused him of selling out and zach responded by pretending to be a crab and snipped chris hard in the bum and now they have to talk through a third party
>>727669439>When is Tough Bippy coming outAfter Trigger Treat is finished and released.
>>727684938OneyPlays is background noise for a random tab you have off to the side, idk why anybody watches this channel for gameplay
>>727690890But if I say the same thing about teenage girls being objectively hot everyone loses their minds, sigh...
>>727685125>even mick got fed up with stamper's shithow low can you go?
>>727692747If you try and torture them now they immediately break character and tell you to get professional help and reset everything, all of these videos must've been recorded months ago
>>727685125I never fell for Stampers' wigger shtick that only appealed to sheltered faggots who wanted to look cool and edgy, guy was always a blowhard and a prime example of BPD.
>>727694309You said you’re going to fuck a fat asian man amd that’s why you’re so proud of your e-daddy being a tranny fucker
>>727691934the AI stuff has some good moments, mostly coming from the AI generating absolutely retarded responses like the tony stark freakoutanyway I don't get why anyone would watch oneyplays for the videogames, chris has the attention span of a goldfish and gets bored 10 minutes into anything. instagram reels are probably the only thing that gives him dopamine at this point.
>>727692747>>727691934C.ai just fucking sucks. I wish they'd take the time to set up SillyTavern and use a better model, or get someone to do it for them.
>>727695192I was able to humiliate a hot newscaster bot by making her graphically shit herself on live TV though.
>>727695454Virgin and can't read, how sad.The funniest part is you're probably gonna jerk off to tranny porn later too.>inb4 n-noWe can smell your internet history fag
>>727695597you need to pay to use better models unless you know where to look, they're not gonna do that so they get slightly better responses to "hey goofy I shit in your mouth"
>>727695697Even the free ones on Openrouter are better than C.ai
>>727695668Must depend on the bot then
>>727695671I don’t respect your boyfriends pronouns
>>727695838>BoyfriendSeems a bit commital, also she's a heckin' valid enby that goes by anything but dresses like a regular ass chick what a shock so technically you can't disrespect them.
>>727695734nowadays c.ai uses a baby version of deepsqueak which is pretty solid, better than most free models
>>727695978>ermm akshully xhe’s a heckin transfolx of coloromae wa mou shindeiru
>>727686512Cory was literally one of Chris Chan's biggest bullies back in the day
>>727696142>He says with a pornfolder full of ladyboy pornOkay virign
>>727696375>projectionsad
>>727696442>ProjectingSure thing bro
I daydream about being a guest. I'm the chill guy who enables the funnier shenanigans but is also surprisingly knowledgeable and plays up his reactions about whatever is happening in the game for laughs.
>>727696942you arent funny lyle
>>727696942parasocial final boss
>>727696942i wouldn't know what to say on any of these channels. i am a boring unfunny retard.
>>727697261sounds good they could use a new tomar
>>727697324tomar had sex and reproduced. he's more successful than anyone else on the channel arguably.
>>727697430ok hes still unfunny and adds nothing to the channelhis voice acting career is also minuscule despite "working" as one since early newgroundshe butchered my boy zhang liao in dw8xl horrible replacement for roger craig
>>727696942naked mole man spotted
>>727697559you enjoy musouslop, you're as bad as gachatards and yearly sports game enjoyers. you have no right to talk shit about anyone.
>>727697676>defending jewsdon't do that
>>727697823tomar is one of the good ones
>>727685530I want the timeline where he makes it onto hazbin hotel and there's constant controversy surrounding him while people go out of their way to dig up every case of him saying the nig word
I LEIK ONEYPLAYS! I LUV DOGSHIT GAMEPLAY AND OBNOXIOUS SOUNDS!
>>727697993Hi Ding Dong.
>>727696942Start your own channel. Im not joking. If you care that much you can make something happen, and you'd rather do it with people you genuinely know. >>727697261I used to be way more energetic and had more to say in my 20s, but now, especially in unfamiliar environments, I fumble my speech and words just don't come to me like they used to, especially around strangers. I'm not shy, it's more like my proverbial dick still gets hard but it just shoots blanks.
>>727696942My actual dream is to be on OneyPlays and I'm a grown ass man that is around Tomar's age.
>>727697993do a funny scream xD
hope psychojosh isn't too stressed out, having to monitor two whole threads like this
>>727698082I have a similar problem and watching internet funny men like oney inspired me to speak more clearly and try to be funnier with my real internet friends, I'm done being a grumpy autist who swallows his words.
I stopped watching ever since they stopped numbering their episodes. How the fuck am I supposed to know where the series started, keep scrolling every time I stop seeing older episodes show up? What if the series started months ago and they merely took a break in between EPs? Idunno man it just makes watching anything on there a chore unless it's a one-off thing like these AI vids
>>727696942I'm gonna tard wrangle Dingdong and Julian into joining my new YouTube channel it's gonna be called OneyPlays2 and I'm gonna be the new Oney and everyone will realize how much better and more funny we are and they'll all unsubscribe from the original OneyPlays
just play the original without le funni internet man cringe humor
>>727698127its not gonna be funny.
>>727698393I feel the same way. They're clearly folloeing the LP trend, >nobody wants to see episode 13 of X, they just want to jump in and watch something without commitment I dont like how true it is
>>727698412This game really is a severely underrated masterpiece.
>>727698393have they even attempted to beat a game that isnt dark souls or re2? i guess they got close with YIIK but still
>>727698029Is that one of the numerous gay guy oney pals?
>>727698393Erm, sorry but the algorithm says you're wrong. Just turn on autoplay and watch whatever the next video is next time, okay?
>>727698649they beat Man in the Park and got all endings
>>727698229he's probably working on gigamaidens while you spend all day seething about him on hereyou called me josh like 10 times in the kings of hell thread, I'm not fucking josh
>>727698649>Crash 1/2 (did they beat 3?)>Pokemon Red>Bart's Nightmare>Warioware>Kingdom Hearts 1 + 2Didn't Cory beat Mario World?
>>727698412Dude, I love bagels! Asiago cheese bagel... yummy~
>>727699095I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>727699095they hated him because he told the truth
>>727699095Thank you for your list of bagels
>>727696942somehow i can make people laugh and want to meet again but I think I would be a horrible fit for the channel
>>727687194Sounds like Adam Friedland cumming as a preteen, knees buckling
>>727687602*mother bearing hips
>>727699954>Punta Bitstealios bug
>>727668448WOKE SAFE EDGY SLOPMEISTER YES
>>727671234Dave and corey ruined oneyplays for me. Both are like a one trick poney and unlike zach or ding dong and julian chris has nothing to go off on. The fact that he spents most of the videos with them being silent while the other 2 go on some not funny autistic rant is proof enough recording this videos stopped being fun for everyone involved long ago
>>727700260Updated it for you bro
>>727698649They beat games all the time when it was Ding Dong playing. If Cory's playing a Sonic game it'll usually end up being a full playthrough
>>727700082I like Adam but I prefer Cool Adam
>>727692463The only good websplorers was Cory's liked videos