Can you even call yourself a Nintendo fan if you're not absolutely JACKED from working out with Ring Fit Adventure 10+ hours a day?
>>727668510I have played daily since launch and now i have a six pack. Thank you mayamoto.
>>727668510how the hell does this guy manage to be /fit/ with abs, and STILL look like a faggot little twink LOLE
Y-yeah
>>727669824>how can he look /fit/ and still look like a faggot Its the curse of zoomers, no matter how muscular and /fit/ they get, they always seem to give off an air of femininity, something must be in the water I swear, poor little fuckers never stood a chance
>>727670976there is absolutely nothing feminine about this you demented fucking faggot you just cant help looking at everything through your homovision. KILL YOURSELF
You must also have impeccable jumping.
>>727671140Look at that baby head. I don’t know how that is even possible he has clearly used steroids
>>727668510I wanted to get some pec definition on my petite twink body and did a bunch of ringfitBut I dropped the habit because I got caught up in so much stuff and forgot to keep goingWorking out regularly is hard..
>>727671140in his defence why is the guy lifting his shirt and angling his head like hes an only fans thot, flex like arnold man fucks sake, or zyzz pose
>>727668510I got abs from eating one meal a day for 2 months. It's really not hard. Now I eat whatever I want because I dont go outside anyway and being fit is for failed normie faggots
>>727670976>sees muscular man>heh hes kinda feminine jesus christ just admit you're a gay cunt
>>727672198Look at that fucking face :D
>>727668510>10+ hours a daybut it tells me to take a break after 10 minutes
>>727671592Cardiovascular health is still important anon, it'll help your cognition also.
>>727671592What was the 1 meal a day?
>>727671215 and must press A with absolute precision, like you're trying to input a frame-perfect shoryuken in Smash Bros using only your glutes. True Nintendo mastery requires both mental and physical Prowess™.
>>727672748Shut up, Ring, How are you going to defeat Dragaux being such a pussy? I'm going to play as much as I want and become Adonis. And no, stop telling me to hydrate.
>>727670976>Female style haircut>Earrings>They all want to be pretty boys because that's what TikTok is pushingYikes.Also Ring Fit was fun when I played it. Wii Fit and Wii Fit U are also really good for fun "kinetic" games. Loved the waiter balance game on Wii U.
Who in the actual fuck has 10 hours A DAY not only to play video games, but to play video games while working out. Are you a fucking psychopath?
Hey OP. I am currently on the 999 , get on MY level.
This is from week ago
>>7276729711 cock meat sandwich
>>727668510uhhhh why does he have bandaids on his nipples?
>>727676367Very nice! Keep on keeping on. I'm still at level 440.
>>727676447Because AI can identify you by the pores on your nipples. So you have to cover them up nowadays.
>>727676598I don't know. This is the endgame of the endgame and I rarely replay games.>No sequel Dammit
>>727668510Friend told me years ago there was a huge titty jp girl who was doing ring fit streams or something. I'd be down for that, burn calories just watching.
>>727675612>female style haircutisn't that just...the broccoli zoomer haircut? its not girlyt. broccoli hair haver
Do people not know what a perm is?
>>727671259you are not "petite" you are a manlet
>>727677774>broccoli hair haverbend down sissy
>censoring male nippleshotbut at least in my country nintendo fans don't look like that, they're all IT guys with shitty unkempt beards and 0 fashion sense
>>727670976whats wrong with the wrists of that dude in the background, seems weirdly thin for how big he looks
>>727670976y do u have this saved on ur compooter
>>727668510I played it and while it makes for a pretty fun cardio workout it won't make you jacked, maybe if you're a stick and never exercised ever it'll help build some muscle but so will introducing any form of calisthenics. If you're a dude you should hit gym, lift heavy and get your macros down. The sort of bullshit exercises that Ring fit offers should be reserved for w*men, because that's typically the kind of shit they do in the gym anyway.
>>727670976what would possess a man to take a such an emasculating photo after working and sweating in the gym for weeks to attain such a physique
>>727668510Look at this skinny bych
>>727668510I'm glad the he covered up his nipplesNow he only looks a little bit like a slut
>>727680424maybe he has gyno and he's trying to hide his puffy nipples anon...and gyno is no joke
Okay warmup in custom mode done. Time for 7 exercises
>>727679342>maybe if you're a stick and never exercised ever it'll help build some muscleWell, that was my case. And now I have defined abs and nice arms just with daily 1 hour play during this year. Of course I'm not jacked, but I like what I see and progress is notable. Notice also that I change some exercises (plank for full push up rounds, for example). I also add some ankles and wrist weights to add more resistance to some exercises.
>>727680970nice lace doily
>>727681082Thanks, my mom made it.
>>727669824that's normal, doing exercises burn your fat and strengthen your muscles, what you are thinking is muscle growth and that is the role of food, if you want bigger muscles you need to eat more, simple as
>>727676447to avoid bleeding nipples from frictions with the shirt, marathon runners does that too
>>727680512no one cares about gynoother than /fit/ shitposters
>>727677814i watched all of gintama and still dont know what a perm is
>>727669824Taping shit on his nipples probably doesn't help
>>727668510I've had Ring Fit for almost 3 years but barely used it because I was afraid I would make too much noise in my apartment. Thankfully, in the area I am in, I can still stay in shape by doing errands. I don't even care for abs, I just want to get rid of belly fat.
>>727668510working out isnt hard.eating is hard
taping your nipples as a man??
>>727682784>showing off your nipples for all to seeWHORE
>>727680512>>727682074gyno is hot and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
>>727682629diet gets gets of fatalso theres a quiet mode that lets you do simple running or you can just do excercises that dont involve stepping
what is the fucking point of working out if you're still going to look like this
>>727669824>>727669824>>727670976because he's a teenager, are you stupid?
Is it just me or zoomers are way hotter than millenials?
>>727670976Women would cum themselves to that, men don't realise that only gay men like huge blokes.
>>727683225A better body?As long as you're not using steroids or overworking yourself so your bones turn to dust, there's no real downside.
>>727668510I tried playing Ring Fit but I can't get into the whole aesthetic. I did get kinda far, though, but sometimes it wouldnt read my inputs.
i don't eat much, i do at least 10km a day of cyclette and some calisthenics and yet i had almost zero muscle growth in 3 years and i'm still skinnyfati don't fucking get itcan't go to the gym cause i'm a broke, carless, neet
>>727679658Hard dickings, probably.>>727683225A lot of these dudes look uncanny because they're abnormally lean. The body builder look easily becomes comical on people that aren't also at least average height or have great body proportions.Besides the guy with the wide hips I don't see much issue with the top row.
>>727683275they are, because only the attractive millennials reproduced while the ugly ones are seething playing nintendo and gacha. eugenics through the digital age is real
>>727683503>10km a day>skinnyfatIt's a vague discription, but you're probably eating more than you think.As for muscle growth, do more calisthenics and up the difficulty. Buy a dumbell set or two.
>>727670976It's mostly the female haircut tbf.
>>727683879>abnormally leanno, they look like shit because their facial structure / head looks like shit
>>727684109>vaguedon't know, i'm 180cm x 75kg more or less. Basically i have all my fat stored into this bloated bellyI don't think i eat that much. Basically a plate of pasta for lunch and some meat for dinner on average. I don't even do breakfast. Could it be some hormonal shit?
I need to find my ring fit and back to it.
im too lazy to get jackedi just starve myself but i still look skinny fat after two years of eating roughly 1300 calories a day lol
>>727684547> some meat for dinner on averagelmao, if you want muscle you are going to need a lot more protein than that.at 180cm you need at least 150g of proteins. your piece of meat probably only has 50 (for an average 200g steak).eat eggs, eat more lean meat (chicken), buy a bag of whey.> this bloated bellyyeah, that's the pasta. eat more fibre.
>>727683225Better stamina? Better aging? Increased physical capabilities? Less prone to disease and injury? Longer active life?Is there actually a downside to working out?
>>727684475The disconnect could be fixed by not looking like a Mr. Universe contestant. You're not going to change your bone structure. Except Nega-chin on the bottom, maybe he could fix it by mewing like mad.Honestly, the two midgets and that guy on the bottom right are the biggest offenders.>>727684547Weight seems perfectly average. Pasta each day will probably bloat you up. You drink beer at all? Try changing up what you eat. Less pasta, more veggies and protein.>Could it be some hormonal shit?Doubt.
wait is this actually good to work out? Thought it was like the wii fit, so mostly marketing
>>727669824visible abs are for twink faggots
>>727684547As someone with similar weight/height. Nah, you are just skinny fat. I look a bit better now after losing some of the fat, and gaining a bit of muscle, but damn if I was not well over 20% body fat. If you want to see an actual big improvement in looks, you will either need to gain a lot of muscle, or drop a ton of fat. So pick your poison, fatloss diet which is misery, or increase protein intake and harder workouts.
It'll make you burn calories and move fairly vigorously and the wheel/band thing does help with slight muscle building. It also scales the routines/tasks to your fitness level which can be scaled up/down.If you're decently strong naturally you might want to supplement with normal weights, dumbbells or barbell workouts for more definition.But for a full body, low stakes, gamefied workout it's pretty nice.I enjoyed it for the time I did play it but I don't really have a good area to play it so it was hard to justify sticking with.If your TV space is/can be made fairly open it's worth a shot.
>>727685880Replying to >>727685350
>>727684414the perms are a big part of it yeah
Why do you faggots have so many pics of shirtless men on your computers?
>>727685889>This leaves me at 172cm x 47kgDear God.
>>727684547never take advice from /fit/cels that don't even post body and don't compare yourself to hollywood celebs or roided retards that do it for money and clout>>727685889what is this build called, holocaust survivor?>>727686225because /lit/ is the most homsexual board on all of 4chan, half the catalog is just pictures of half-naked men all day every day and people unironically reply to that
>>727686570>/lit/fuck, meant to say /fit/ but /lit/ is also up there as the most gay board because reading is a female hobby
>>727685889why did this guy disappear
Pikmin bloom has been helping me lose weight and stay active. I try to get 10k steps a day and it made me start jogging. I can run about 2 blocks now non stop which I never thought I could ever do. I used to be 310 pounds and now I'm down to 230. I still feel like garbage and want to either kill myself or go on a shooting spree but hey, at least I'm not a complete lard ass now.
>>727685889Censor your cock you fucking faggot
>>727686636>reading is a female hobbyjesus christ what
>>727685889Twink death is such a cruel and sad phenomenon. People ask where these posters go... the answer is that they're 30 now and bald/fat/old.
>>727686225always looking for suspects
>>727685889why do femboys/trannies often have ginormous cocks?
>>727686816desu most of them troon these days
>>727684547It's probably the pasta and portions size. Just do more calorie counting and pushing yourself more. Will probably help to do exercises that are focused around your gut as well.
>>727686812reading is gaywriting on the other hand is another beast, all the best and most important works in the history of humankind were written by men
>>727686816>Twink death is such a cruel and sad phenomenonIt's the opposite. It stops these men from being faggots. An inevitable cure. I'm genuinely happy for them.
>>727687082and you think those men pulled their works out of their asses? no, they had to read as well at some point
>>727679342>get your macros downWhat the fuck is that?
>do this program brah>do this specific exercise brah>nonono you gotta do XYZ insteadabs like in the OP is literally just diet. the unfortunately boring answer is, it’s just CICO which i know no one wants to hear. i dont. learn about macros and skew your intake to protein, and dont follow meme fad diets that cut out an entire foodgroup. and then it just takes time and thats literally it.
>censored nipplesLewd
>>727687402>it’s just CICO>learn about macros Huh?
>>727687153That's pure delusional cope. All it does it makes them 30+ year old chud gays.
>>727685234nigger fibre will bloat you up even more
>>727688275>30+ year old chud gays.what games do they play?
Reminder that this is as muscular as you need to get to be attractive to 100% of women.
>>727670976>Its the curse of zoomers, they always seem to give off an air of femininitySays the fucker whose entirw generation looked like THIS.At least we zoomers went back to the gym instead of drinking sugary coffee at Starbucks all day and make everything gay
>>727688857StarcraftWoWDota 2
>>727685309>Is there actually a downside to working out?Successful guys making 6 figures at home will make fun of you in 4chan :(
>>727668510Yamauchi sama.... I have failed you...
>>727689340console bros... were not getting chud bfs
>>727668510i get bored of every video game eventually, why would this one be any different when it actually takes effort to play
>>727686246I went low as 45kg with 3 meals with less than 1300kcal daily and high as 52kg with 4 meals more than 1700kcal and no workout.I'm gonna experiment with 6 meals and high protein intake to target 55kg. Probably will revert to 47kg tho, too comfy desu.>>727686570>what is this build called, holocaust survivor?Maybe, I can fast no problem, in fact I have to constantly remember and force myself to eat. I would clear those jew niggas.>>727686656Last I've seeing him he did a magazine gig, was talking about a girl he was fucking, changing some of his diet/workout routine and trying to experiment with HRT.So maybe too occupied between working out, fucking his girlfriend and growing boobs.>>727686816I'm 30 with a full mane, my mother side's grandpa has a immaculate white mane straight out of TLotR, my parent looked pretty young and had good bodies well into their 40's (only taking a nose dive after they got lazy and fucked their routine and diet) so I think I'm set hair and body wise. I'm ageing pretty good compared to my fatassed and slopchugging peers at least.>>727686878Dunno, contrast with the skinny body? I'm 4cm soft and 14cm hard, not bone pressed.
>>727690124that's a man
>>727690150desu I wish I could convert myself into a cute girl at will so I could go and fuck myself
>>727668510Eeeeh I'm not saying Ring Fit isn't a fun exercise game. Same with Fitness Boxing. But you'll never get Jacked from them. Lose weight? Yeah sure. Depending on your calories. Tone up? Yeah maybe. But you only get jacked if you're lifting weights alongside them.
>>727668510Getting jacked is for FAGGOTSYou are a FAGGOT working to become attractive to other FAGGOTS if you want to be jackedJust don't be a fat fuck and you win
>tfw want to lift/workout, but tweaked my shoulder doing something and have been down the last weekThey were right, once you get into it, working out becomes a thing you want to do.
>>727687549it’s CICO**it’s CICO with a caveat, hence skewing your macros to protein over fags and carbs
>>727690478>posts this specific bitchopinion discarded
I like working out and exercising in general because for a brief moment the big sad goes away and the mean voices in my head are silent
>>727690478This, woman don't care about musclesWhat woman consider "muscular" is just being vascular like a swimmer or a kroean pretty boyJust starve yourself until your abs are visible, you are now jacked and ripped according to the only people who matter, woman
>>727690546for me, it's realizing how brutal the atrophy is when you stop working out even for a week due to reasonsit's going to take months to rebuild god damn it
>>727677774It's literally a lesbian styled afro cut for "servicers"
>>727676447because he's shy of us seeing his cute little nipnips
>>727685889>172cm x 47kgvictim physique
>>727688884you could be 380lbs but have brad's face and be attractive to women
>>727690786>a lesbian styled afro cut for "servicers"What the fuck is that and why do you expect people to know?
>>727690759unc detected
>>727670976That's called being under 20
>>727691171I don't expect people to know, but they probably should if they willingly choose to get a haircut designed for gay women getting their carpets munched to grab on to
>>727691503That's what happens when you get old. Work on your bodies now before it's too late!
>>727668510that is not jacked, ur NGMI
>>727690759Lmao what. I havent seriously lifted in 2 years and havent lost any strength or muscle. I still occasionally test my lifts to be sure
>>727685309>Better stamina?The opposite, worse stamina by a landslide, learn about muscle fibers.> Better aging?More likely dying 30 years earlier due to anabolics lmao.>Increased physical capabilities?You can't even touch your fucking back. Some of the greatest bodybuilders have trouble even moving their arms.>Less prone to disease and injury? Lmao. Enjoy pectoral tear on a badly done deadlift.>Longer active life?Yeah perhaps.>Is there actually a downside to working out?There are a shit ton that are all scientifically proven, unlike learning a language which has virtually 0 downside for example.Gymfags will larp as roman patricians because of that one quote and forget these tards were all dying at 40 meanwhile the oldest leaving population did that on diet alone.
>>727692863>retard has never heard of cardio and stretching the most ngmi post itt
>>727668510Eh. As a 57kg skinny, Ring Fit wasn't really doing anything for me. The game IS fun but having nothing to show for it after a few months made me drop it.The rhythm game mode was amazing though. If it had more songs I'd play a lot more.Wish someone would make a mod to import custom songs and charts.
>>727693290This was specifically targetted to bodybuilders, not people doing any kind of sports.There is a clear distinction between gymfags and sportsfags, I do both runnin and biking kill yourself faggot.
>>727692863Copecel post
>>727692863>which has virtually 0 downside for example.you sit on your ass all day and get disconnected from local culture, its harder to connect with the monkeys on my thirdie shithole now and the little japanese i know is making me mad at translator/localizer niggers even more.
>>727690662Honestly, this. My daily hour of Ring Fit provides me mental peace. And I like it when Ring says nice things to me. He always says how well I do everything and how hard I'm working out and always encourages me to keep going another round.>>727692701Show body.
>>727693414>Ring Fit wasn't really doing anything for me.I started on January 1st this year, today was my 340 day, playing it daily for 1 hour and my body is unrecognizable. I do change some exercises thought. >>727681073
>>727693920>"Your muscles look so happy!"
>>727693910>>727694185This is a good read:https://cgicoffee.com/blog/2021/07/a-full-year-of-fitness-with-ring-fit-adventure
>>727694185The human body wants to be athletic, it's crazy how little work it takes to shed pounds and improve everything.
That's it, I am getting Ring Fit.
I'll never understand why there isn't a fucking sequel during the Switch era, or why there wasn't even DLC. There was ONE fucking update and nothing else - the fact the update that brought the media/rhythm mode as well as JP audio may have been thanks to a few of us who asked for it, but who knows. Its insane to me how they make a new peripheral, take the time to have the game with at least 2 separate NG+ modes, it sells like a fuckload even aside from the pandemic, but yet there's no sequel? Much the same way that some of the Fitness Boxing titles don't add lots of new content too. For RingFit I do wish they would have refined a few of the mechanics though >Preferably earlier but at LEAST by NG++ when all the abilities do the same damage, allow there to be a full on attack randomizer by color. Like, you want to use a Red attack, and it picks any Red skill , so it keeps the variety going >A toggle to turn the "healing only" abilities into common attacks Most people never use them because its not worth giving up a slot on your abilities just for a heal, when you can use smoothies. So most never use those abilities. Instead, they should be able to be toggled to either do damage or healing.I've thought about trying to make a mod for the above but I've not looked into it for awhile.
>>727683275Other way around. There are even studies on it about how Millennials look younger than previous generations, primarily because they stopped smoking , grew up at a time when sunscreen, skin care, and "green/healthy" stuff was at least somewhat a fad. Zoomers went the other way with everything from vaping to a bunch of other things. However, they also got access to easy to use social media filters, angles etc...to try to make up for it. The issue of them looking feminized, or obese, or lots of other things have progressed. >>727684086Zoomers are not Millennials' children except in the most edge cases of having kids young, which is something Millennials on average didn't do especially the kinds being discussed here.
>>727694291>Your sweat is so shiny and beautiful I think the Ring has ulterior motives
Working out is so fucking gay
>>727696445says the one having that saved on xir's pc
>>727696445How do you work on your butt without that equipment? I always see people just say Squats but I never feel it there. Only in the legs.
>>727696816the big ass boys thread on /d/ says bird dogs
>>727696893Hmm yeah I guess a million of those. Or get some small weights for the legs and wrists.
>>727696983isn't the whole point of calisthenic to have a body which provide the weight?
>>727697059I feel like this is half the "Big Number or Do Combo" argument. Eventually your body weight is going to be too easy right? So add more weight to it. I don't want to do a million damn bird dogs when I can just add more weight(after getting used to the exercise) and do fewer for the same amount of work.
>>727668510That's not jacked, that's what every active male looks like when they aren't fat
>>727668510I stopped being a Nintendo fan when Nintendo blocked me for tagging them my baby daisy porn drawing.
>>727690124UUUUOOOHHHHHH rough anal sex with Asian sissies!!!!!
>>727671140compare his face to the guy's face behind him.clear difference in masculinity
>>727692863God damn dude you must be fat
>>727694684That'll be 300$ plus Nintendo tax
>>727695740>"Your sweat is so shiny and beautiful!"
>>727694931Probably because it would be kind of pointless. It's an rpg where you do exercises to control your character, what would you even introduce in a sequel so it's not the same thing with a new coat of paint? And this isn't even getting into the question of how do you handle the ring accessory. Do you make all versions of the game come with the ring, bumping up the price of it, or do you sell versions without the ring which carries the risk of someone buying it with no way to properly play the game? I'm pretty sure nintendo doesn't sell the rings separately. There's definitely a question of whether or not the ring can be used for other genres.
