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A MODERN SPIN !
I thought sophie turner was a porn actress
Reinvent it by having the by far ugliest live action Lara Croft to date? Also she'll be lesbian or some shit.
Jesus Christ, this woman is ~10 years younger than me but looks 10 years older than me.
I was listening to dark phoenix ost as i saw this thread. I think she will be fine despite being an aweful actress. might be even better than vikanderhttps://youtu.be/AetAIRtV-Wc?t=1m59s
I'm ready for my expectations to be subverted.
>they have tried to "reinvent" the series for 20 years now0 results so farkeep trying lmao
>>727694506
Her agent didn't tell her the series already got pozzed.
Ohhh the sexist racist white men are gonna get it this time for suuuure!
>>727694005Oh boy I love when people who don't play videogames "reinvent" a franchise I enjoyed for being a videogame
>wears tomb raider ip like skin costume>no booba british hottie>no tomb raiding>humilation ritual of getting back the artifacts from nazis to return to browns
>>727694005i want her to take a shit on my face
>We will reinvent the franchise!>...so instead of having strong female Miss Archeolog who kicks butts left, right and centre, shoot dinosaurs, solve puzzles and is overall awesome we will make her wimpy, crying lesbian who apologize for crimes of white nobility and is afraid of darknessBut why? Lara was perfect functional character for feminists, independent and strong woman who is also not Mary Sue (sort of). I don't understand.
>>727694005Can we reinvent the gaming industry to have a bold new direction where they're not "reinventing" shit every two seconds?
>>727694005But the nu-Lara trilogy already did, now she's half jeet that wants to fuck her japanese female friend with a murder boner instead of adventure kino with cool dual wielding guns
>>727694005>Make Tomb Raider a hag with flat chestIt's already been done
>>727695102What the fuck is basedbooru jfc
>>727695347do you have 45 hours to read the lore?
She will be the LEAST of this adaptation's problems.
>>727695728in fact she might be the only good thing about it, with modern showrunners and all
>>727694209lol
>>727694005who asks for reinventing the franchises ALL THE TIME??
>>727694889You'll have to make due with her taking a shit on the franchise.
>>727695857executives seething that their IP is still not the biggest thing in the world
>jfc
>>727694005shes starting to look like angelina jolie, i can get behind this ...ass
>>727695857me
Aaah. What the fuck I like her, why not. Even if the movie is shit it will breed nice to see her in it.
>>727695728
>>727694005>reinvent the franchiseWhy?
>>727694005She has zero sex appeal. Who are they making this movie for?
>>727696123no tits, built like a man, hit the wall, barf
she cant act for shit, and has a weird voicei rolled my eyes whenever she would appear as sansa. how is she so big
>I hate tombsnice reinvent
>>727696531She was friggin gorgeous in Game of Thrones.>>727695728I respect the muscles but man... I want back the cute girl from the earlier seasons.
>>727694005Turner honestly became kind of hot in the later seasons of GoT. She had kind of a butterface in her early adulthood, but then I fell in love with her face later on. I could imagine her being a nice Tomb Raider.
>>727694005She already hit the wall years ago
>>727695728did they forgot that lara has tits?
>>727694005She's not hot enough to be Lara CroftShe doesn't even have a rackAlso, she didn't have a great range in got so it's not like they're going to be winning in the script side either Not that that was ever going to happen with Lara fucking croft. Those games the plot does not matter
>>727696831She wasn't, she played a brainless kid who somehow beat the smartest dude. You can go to Britain and find thousands of girls like her.
why do people act like Tomb Raider is such a prestigious IP? It's only mainstream appeal was a single movie as the 2nd one was shit before that it was a niche series for nerds. This is like the most blatant example of pic related
You faggots deserve this.
>>727694005More fixing of stuff that is not broken!
>>727696982that's part of the "reinvent the franchise" so pipe down
>>727695728>>727695837>>727696123Imagine trying to make an adaptation of a series where the protagonist was supposed to be a sex bomb and picking this ugly bitch.
>>727697052Not sure if bait or zoomerism, but Tomb Raider was a flagship series of the ps1 era. Lara was everywhere for a while.
>>727697052Tomb Raider was never a niche series you retard. Absolutely everybody in the late 90's knew about the games.
>>727695728>tattoosGross.
>>727697264>>727697296Yes I know that appealed to nerds. I am not sure if you are a zoomer but gaming back then wasn't as mainstream as it is today so she was a major figure for gamers but not the mainstream
>>727696996she has to be within that looks range or women wont watch it aka the primary audienceevery time a woman is on the screen she has to affirm every woman in the world
>>727697351>gaming back then wasn't as mainstream as it is todayand now it is, meaning every franchise has to become mainstream.
Kino
>>727697475ok?
>>727697351Frankly one can argue that the PS1 was the turning point of games being mainstream. A lot of Playstation staples were marketed at a general early 20s audience, especially males. Why do you think Lara had tits the size of zeppelins in the first place?
>>727697351Every single kid and teen had a PS1. The only difference between then and now is that the third-worlders also have access to gaming, while it used to be a white man's hobby. Even the boomers knew about Lara Croft (because they were mad about it).
>>727694005Why don't they just go back to the basics and get a beautiful brunette actress with large and firm breasts wearing a green top and shorts?This would be fresher than making the thousanth woke reinvention of an old franchise.
>>727697492Clockwork. Thanks for saving me a watch
>>727694005I feel bad for kids today having to grow up with this shit in their games and not knowing any better
>>727694005>old>blond hair>blue eyes>no tits>LaraJust how hard is it to find a female in the USA who is young, fit, and has big tits?
>>727694005Why are they allergic to casting someone who fits the character?
>>727694005Damn is she 50 now?
>>727694005It's funny how these people still don't understand that Tomb Raider was popular and Lara Croft is iconic because of things we can't have today.>Let's make Lara Croft but without the big boobs, oh, and also she can't just steal from natives and she can't kill endangered species eitherIt's like they still don't understand she was never meant to be a hero, she is a typical 90's anti-hero who raid tombs for the thrill
I think nulara is cute and sophie turner is a terrble choice
>>727697615No you can't. In 96 the internet was still in its infancy and pop culture was gate kept by hollywood and talk shows and games were still seen as low brow entertainment back then. Normies know of Lara Croft as Angelina Jolie. You and me know better but that's where her mainstream success stems from.>>727697616>Every single gamer had a PS1Cool that was my point
>>727697795In 2025? Genuinely pretty difficult the obesity rate is over 50%
>>727694682They should tell you to kill yourself worthless faggot
>>727697795You lost ESG points if you do this.
>>727697953Holy shit the wall hit her like fat man hit Hiroshima
>>727694005Fucking Anglo genetics, she looks like she's nearing her 50's and has been getting some botox injections.
>men get action roll>have to juice up and go on an extremely strict diet to look like an extremely fit man>women get cast in action roll>"just please be able to fit into the costume"
>>727697953turns out having toxic chemicals slathered on your face every single day for a decade is bad for you
>>727695728donde esta el booba
>>727697953>tons of make up>drugs>alcohol>shitty foodthe wall is innocent
>>727697953she looks like this now
>>727695728sophiet is kind of a cute name
>>727694005>white>blonde>female protagonistso how much bbc is she getting on screen?
>>727697953this looks like something out of the animorphs books
>>727698118st germain is decent. nice AD sophie
>>727697795You have to understand, people with brown hair and brown eyes are really rare
>>727694005They should make Tomb Raider a passable and breedable shemale
>>727694005Funny how they keep trying reinvent the franchise all the time, and still keep falling substantially on what it made the franchise great.Yeah, because at this point, the old fans already moved on, the new fans aren't attached as how the old fans were and the modern audience they've been chasing so much couldn't care less about Tomb Raider.
>>727694005>>727697795>Boomer Stacy Lara Croft.Hollywood is truly on a different planet.
>>727698289>people with brown hair and brown eyes are really rarei mean if we're talking about people who actually look like lara (you know, whites), there's probably a pretty grim selection at this point. hapas and historical hapas (mexicans) are close enough
>>727694005i miss when videogame adaptations were good
>>727696982Didnt get the note? Tits are now problematic! Unless you're trans, then its empowering or something. Its hard to keep track.
I honestly do no care anymore.
>>727697972I rather kill you and everyone who thinks like you
>>727695728what about that is tomb raider esque? thats not laura's build.
>>727698442>i mean if we're talking about people who actually look like lara (you know, whites),Native Brits are all brown haired. I bet Hollywood can find many Lara Croft-looking people there.
>>727698465Pic not related, those shit movies had nothing to do with the games.
>>727694005>tomb raider
>>727695728WHY IS TATTOO REMOVAL TECHNOLOGY SO PRIMITIVE STILL ??
>>727698579>Native Brits are all brown hairedMost retarded post on this board in weeks, maybe even all year
>>727698289i have brown hair and brown eyes
>>727698613
>>727698465The actress and characterization is good, the movie was awful.
>>727697953
>>727698579>I bet Hollywood can find many Lara Croft-looking people there.there are like 20 english roses in britain compared to 3000000000 pakis, but yeah the brown haired brown eyed anglo is cute
>>727694005>Reinvent tomb raider game>It flops>Reinvent tomb raider with a movie>It flops>Reinvent tomb raider with a tv showWhats the common denominator? I feel like it's falling FLAT for some reason.
>>727694005I find her sexy, but when I think of Lara Croft I imagine a more aristocratic woman, while Sophie loos more like a britslag that you want to do dirty things with, or at least younger one looked.
>>727694647If your game became widely popular because of SFM horse porn, wouldn't you try to reinvent it too?
>>727698841
Surprised they didn't cast a nigger.
>>727699005I think its because Lara is white in all of those..
>>727694005>>727699058
>>727694005All people ever want to do these days is reinvent the wheel rather that invent something new.
>>727695070White guys liked Lara Croft so she had to be subverted
Wheel the game>WheelWheel the show>Square, triangle, trapezoid,
>>727694005>Lara CroftWhat's her story?
>>727694005It's all so tiresome.
Does anyone have that meme of all the Hollywood women getting buccal fat removal with the D2 Necro in the background? I can't find it
>>727694005I thought this got cancelled already?
>>727698002You know what I think you know what you did
>>727699061You can't cast a black if she's gonna fuck black guys. Nigs are never allowed to romance their own in Jew media
>>727699173well put
>>727694005Hotter than "Swedish" Alicia VIkander at least, but it's a low bar
Its all about demotivation and they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>727698118DELETE THIS SIR! SIR?! PLEASE!
>>727699594Hollyjews push BMWF way more than the reverse, you blind?
>>727694506Many women currently under 30 seem to look way older than they are for some reason. This is a 21 year old.
>>727699246When are we getting a Butler spin-off game? What's HIS story?
>film/tv adaptation of IP will be nothing like IP and that's a good thingwhy do they keep doing this
>>727700029Every day we learn new stuff about microplastics, its turning the men into women and the women into hags.
>>727700029we need to ban plastic cosmetic surgeries holy shit
>>727700029It's all the plastics and shit probably, or 3g-5g waves. Who knows, they'll lie about it anyway, a recent example is they recently stopped using bovaer after saying it was safe.
>>727700029Why do women pay surgeons to ruin their face?
>>727694506>Be a millennial>Look like I am 20 years old even though I just turned 34>Zoomer cousin who is 22 looks like he is 32 with the hairline of a 42 year oldUnironically what happened? So many zoomers I meet look like they have aged 10-15 years in the past 3-4, but every millennial looks the same from their 20s. I look around at my friend group and aside from some new hairstyles we all look so similar to how we did a decade ago.
>>727700261Lol. Just...lol
>>727694005The TR movies have been reinvented more times than the actual games at this point. And only Angie had a semblance of tits, all other actress castings missed the point.
>>727700261You do not look 20.
>>727700261Embarrassing
>>727700261The testosterone that should have made You look like a man ended up down being flushed down your toilet.
>>727700317I used to work as a highschool administrator before I moved to the central office. I saw more receding hairlines in highschool than I do at my office with 40-50 year olds (and unironic boomers who were born before 1965).>>727700376>>727700405I'm sorry Covid fucked you guys up but you don't need to take it out on me.
