Elves. Of the video game kind
>>727756032Are made for Orcs
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>>727756032Porn-body elves are not elves. They're just pointy ears glued to a whore.
>>727756167elves are hot, dilate.
I'm more of a Bosmer guy myself
>>727756032Yes please
Applying moisturizer to my ashy dunmer wife
For me, it will always be night elves. Blizz struck gold with a thunderbolt and proceeded to fumble the ball for the next 30 years after creating them.
>>727756032Elves you say
>>727758292cute chocolate elf
>>727758423She never said that.
>>727757972Very pale night elf.
>She never said that.
I always liked Luc Besson's weird mini-elves with the more side-oriented ears.Now if only they weren't fucking tiny.
>>727756108>unfucking mer face structuregenuinely kys
>>727758652You can't expect them to all get nice purple tans. They're nocturnal!
elven women owe me footjobs
>>727756090FPBP
>>727759261why are westaboos so based?
>>727757852Cute
>>727759603I'm still pissed that I missed out.
Hodor fag leave.
things I'll never have >forest pagoda house>7ft tall purple gf
>>727757852is this rape?
>>727760663She clearly enjoys it duh
It's always this o'clock when you guys start elfposting. But today i'm not feeling elf yet.Where are the vidya dragonborns? I'm feeling synapsid.
Noldorfag melty already huh?
>>727761317As always.
>>727757972Retarded eyebrows. No thanks.
For me it's enjoying both cool elf dudes and sexy elf girls.
>image dump thread>it's a lot of really mediocre art of male elveswhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>727761579>98>09What happened there?
>>727761713your a eyebrow
>>727756090Kill yourself
>>727761236>>727761575>>727761819>>727761870I see someone in here is a chad beefdruid enjoyer.
Knife eared fucks, with nothing.
>>727757801I like Skyrim's elves. I think the alien look is kino and prefer to other fantasy settings where elves just look like humans with pointy ears (Baldur's Gate/Forgetten Realms) -- always thought that was boring.
>>727762526Mer have a very different facial structure, you would be able to recognize even without the pointy ears.Mer also have weirdly different ribcages, at least in Morrowind
>>727760856You didn't answer his question
Nobody sacrificed as much as this man
WoW is only good for the porn
>>727765870correct
>>7277618969/11
>>727761896The anime industrial revolution has been a disaster for the media industry.
>>727761825First day?
>>727757972what makes Night Elves so special? For me, at the end of the day they are simply regular wood elves but with a purple tint. Am i missing something?
>>727767254They are just a very good rendition of that concept, taking the feral elf archetype, coupling it with a night-ambush mechanic, the ability to enact the last march of the ents and some neat flying monsters. All the typical Warcraft style of being overly comic book-style metal.However, WoW...
>>727756032I wish Elenwen actually got to do some villain shit in Skyrim. Very small chance she'll be in 6, if it ever comes out.
>>727766436>using AI to bog elvesthere is so much quality nelf porn out there before you get to this garbage, and I'm not even anti-AI
>>727767778My schizo headcanon is that there was a final DLC planned for Skyrim involving her and the Thalmor but Bethesda decided to save it for TES6 and switch development fully to FO4 early to hop on the next console generation rather than stick around on the xbox 360
>Only good part of modern WoW is the crazy elf villainessAmazing
What are some games where elves are weird and alien?
>>727769160Morrowind. Divinity 2.
>>727769289>MorrowindDungmer lmao
Why do pajeets hate NoldorChad so much?
>>727770406>pajeetsAnon hate for him goes back to /tg/. He's a self-righteous prick and hypocrite who thinks anything that doesn't fall into his view of an elf is a personal insult.
>>727768113I believe you because the idea that they were saving the Thalmor for 6 is feeling less and less realistic by the year. At this point, I'm expecting that whole storyline to be solved offscreen.
>>727769160
elves are supposed to look uglywhich is why they must have dark skin, huge tits, and wear leotards
I'm glad the game permitted me to execute the elf in rogue trader.
When are you retards gonna realize the elffag is the same schizo retard who makes the OP? You're fucking stupid and need to lurk more.Actually braindead russian retard.
>>727756108why does she look like an ash korean
>>727772113Shut up, OP.
>>727756032These proportions are whack. The head is ginormous. Not to mention the obvious adriana lima ai face. The lower leg is the length of his torso.
>>727770406I understand his dislike of Coomers but I think he could at least carry a bit of discussion with his folder dump and mix in some chicks instead of just eating the image limit with pics of dudes.
>>727757801I prefer Ohmes/Ohmes-Raht Khajiit
Brown Elves
>>727768926>elfthat's not an elf
/v/ does play games with elves, right? You can prove that you do, right?
>>727778991That's not a screenshot of you playing.
>>727779423this is albeight
I love videogame Elves!
>actual video games are posted>anons proceed to post utter off-topic garbageThese threads are legit cursed.
>>727756032I LOVE KUROEDA
Okay, we need to talk about elven men for a second.Elven men are built for human women.The difference between humans and elves in fantasy needs to be two variations of beauty rather than beauty vs simplicity. Elves should be tall, slim, and majestic, while humans should be of average height and dimorphic. The men should be broader and the women curvier than their elven counterparts.In the proper case of elven human relations, it should make sense that elves and humans might fall in love.Any human woman that denies this is probably faking her humanity and is most likely a dwarf or a goblin in disguise.
>>727756167I can't think of a single property that has managed to get the alien etherealness of tolkiens elves.They were not on screen, but we're also strange and weird Every elf since is just a hot human with pointy ears