what's your preferred ascent? I used to like 4 but I'm inching closer to 6 lately
>>7278152974 is a nice standard i thinki would do 6 but cold nights are just boring
>>727815297I enjoy the 6 for i seek to be close to my fellows
FER BING BONG
I will any ascent with the right group
Wanna peak?
>>727818107yea man
peak?!
TAIWANESE PURPLE SPY EARY FLARED
dishonorabu peak
>>727819223seems to be happening every lobby nowadays
>>727819223what tye FUCK is going on in that graph holy shit
>>727819468dishonorabu purpigger using western devil no jutsu
Ohio! core eh wah, peak-Oh dess-kur
>>727810524>He missed the chinese lobbyShamefur dispray...
My hero...
>>727820050I kinda like corvus with those eyes very bratty
>>727820062not my hero tbqh
>"so what did you do on the weekend?">-"I roleplayed as a racist version of a chinaman for almost 2 hours"and I wouldn't want it any other way
>>727820062John Peak's a FURRY
Pek!
>>727820062You're your own hero? That's a lot of self-respect, beep.
>>727820662look man i've got nothing else going for me, let me have this
>>727820810what is it with br*tish people in /v/eak being popuscouts? its not fair
>>727820519only on PEAK
>>727821185they're neat
>>727821243out of the five or six i know, i only like john peak
>>727815297>PAID chink bootleg of a game i can play for free on robloxSurely you dont?
>>727821520Anon, you're supposed to flood the thread with underage scout porn while telling jannies to kneel. This isn't how you kill a thread.
>>727821462whythey're all shitters
>>727821746Sq**nk...
>>727821746some are nice, like john peak and korpeolfusthe others are annoying faggots like m*son and >>727821880
I havent peaked in days because I keep missing the lobbies... please...
>>727821683my bad anon, I just wanted to rustle some jimmies, not just of jannies, but of your average anon as well.
>>727822960Soon....
>>727822960fine, i'll host a lobby just for you and anyone else that wants to join12p, 1.25 multi, textchat, ascent 4-6, random seed>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240930864443/76561198009597705
>>72782331210/12 starting now
Haven't seen sandman in a while.
>>7278152974 is nice but I've had a few recently good ascent 6 lobbies. I think I realized that I just hate tropics with a passion and if the map rotation is right and you get competent scouts (to make up for bad ones like me) then it can be quite fun.
>>727821880after being accused of being this player in 3 separate lobbies im curious what his problem is. has he been banned?
>>727826907no ban or anything, but >>727821746 mirrors his attitude at times
>>727822758those bliggers keep getting me all backed up
>>727825082Sucking off Choujas sweaty toes
>>727827212>those bliggers keep getting me all backed upthey making you do no fap?
>>727826907No, he just has a dedicated thread schizo because he's one of the more well-known scouts.
>>727827556a 1-2 hour game is plenty of time for the little cumshotters to start aching
>>727826907I haven't seen him for about a week, which is abnormal. Used to see him almost every day and now he's suddenly gone. That could be why people may be suspicious of you being an alt.Speaking of which, does anyone know where he's gone? Surely at least a few people here have him added. There are many others I miss and think about too, but perhaps I'm worrying about everyone too much.
>>727822758>>727821462>>727821185Who are the bongs? Just describe them if you don't want to say names. I haven't noticed any of them being dicks either.When you say bong do you mean British or just UK in general? Some people use it differently.
>>727823312thanks sweden very cool
>>727828819I like it when people post that they miss or like someone, beat the targeted shitposting with anonymous love letters
>>727828819not sure, but iirc someone got their pc fried so that might be why you haven't seen him in a while
>>727829587I was genuinely concerned that people would crash when someone with the Idol walked through that shitshow
Fun squink fact of the day: He's not actually br*tish.
>>727829375>john peak the overrated hero>mute bligger with bugle who thinks throwing away flares makes him interesting (it doesn't)>mute bligger with bugle who wears a pink parka and has an obsession with going fast>red scout whose laptop died so he cannot play here anymore. however he was obsessed with going fast too>cyan cat (not john peak)
>>727829658That's Korpeolfus, the red scout listed in >>727830061 likely refers to him
>Most helpful>Cutest>Funniest>Most skilled>Favourite NewbiePlease give out your scout of the year awards. Describe em if you don't want to namedrop. Add your own if you want I don't care.
>>727829724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUEstzHEH5o
>>727830061Cyan cat is in the UK but he's not British going off what I remember.
>>727830338>Most helpfulhalveddead>Cutestcrow>Funniestyoung hung>Most skilledskunk>Favourite newbiejd vance
>>727830338>Most helpfulpicrel>Cutestpicrel>Most skilledtie between the miserable yellow scout with glasses and pilot headgear, the purple whose name is that of a common crustacean, and the blue in the parka who toots>Favourite Newbieguy who drew picrel
>>727830794forgot to add the pic
>>727830570I can't figure out who skunk is
>>727821185i am british and not a popular scout
>>727831267squink you silly goose
>>727830338>Most helpfullil cumshot>CutestChunk>Funniest<blank>>Most skilledsquink>Favourite NewbiePonka Po
>>727831849My initial guess was skub
My sleep schedule is messed up and I miss all the cute lobbies now :(
first time I got crucified today
CHAOSThe island wants you DEADbing bong wants you DEADthe host wants you DEADthe fog is coming quicklyluckily you have a few tools to survive...20psteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240940702986/76561197995609613
>>727825082He's right here nigga >>727833990
>>727830338>Most helpfulmad>Cutestnone>Funniestlil cumshot>Most skilledi dont know>Favourite Newbieponka po
>>727830338>Most helpfulCharlotte>CutestBuge>FunniestUtterly Nutty>Most skilledSquink>Favourite NewbieVince
>Most helpfulCharlotte>CutestChouja>FunniestMmnnnot sure, none has really tickled my funny bone except maybe Apple>Most skilledMason>Favourite NewbieI don't know.
>>727830338Fuck you>Least helpfulMe>UgliestMason's outfit. The sailor uniform doesn't fit him>UnfunniestJelly please shut the fuck up>Least skilled(You)>Least favourite veteranMyself
It's joever...
>>727833990ROUND 2steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240943289693/76561197995609613
i wish i could join in on more funnerer lobbies but so many lobbies are like 12+ players (especialy chaos) which unfortunately means i cannot do anything because my computer is 100 years old
PEAK tip: the Shore is the 7th most difficult biome so prepare accordingly before starting the climb
>>727835336Mason looks more like a Peak manifestation of Konata Izumi desu.
>>727830338>no LOUDEST categoryrigged
>>727837919No, he gives off rancid pedophile vibes by wearing that sailor outfit. It should be reserved for the bird only tbqh
>>727837781IRL tip: the femur is the 206th softest bone in the human body and I'm on my way to break yours, you braindead oranger.
>>727836682We Peaked™
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0042176d10
>>727838062You are mentally ill
>>727840169Fuck off Mason. I'll light my flare up your ass
>727840321Der Schizo...
?W8N3DW
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240949402958/765611980328873881x loot8pAny ascentGood morning
Anyone down for a hunter and hunted gimmick run later afternoon?
>>727840103Do you guys not have work?
>>727842273truly an AI to surpass metal gearalso hella cute draw style
>>727842273i'm glad someone agrees that's what she sounds like
>>7278422583/8
>>727842576indeed, i find that accent very endearing
>>727842273highly adorable
>>727840137Didn't download the results from the first game, but here's the second onehttps://catbox.moe/c/tcufj0
>>727842258Starting in 3 mins...
>>727815297I have only completed the shore
>>727833990https://files.catbox.moe/2silkx.mp4
>>727843179>Didn't download the results from the first gameDoodles forever lost to time..
>>727843746tornado speedrun any%
stuck twiddling my thumbs until the next cute lobby...
>>727844306This is in roots almost done>>727842258
>only just started playing 2 weeks ago>trying to increase my ascents while also getting badges>literally the first time ever doing the temple>this happensi just want badges so i can look like a cool guywhy is life so hard
>>727844382It's either full or borked
>>727840137>>727843179part 1https://catbox.moe/c/pda9wt
>>727844401Yeah, it can happen. You can just go back the same way you came. And you have a hookshot to get you out of the hole.But wait, you didn't get stuck in that squeeze, did you?
>>727815297Would I like this game if I liked the Made in Abyss game or are they really different?
>>727844459It's borked then.It said 3/3 in lobby for me but 3/8 for the others.Now it says 2/2 after someone left.Is there a way to reopen a lobby?
>>727844637I don't think so unfortunately, short of ending it and remaking it
>>727844652Okay someone's gotta start a new lobby, we will join after ROOTs is done here.
>>727842258even though the lobby was violently murdered so we stopped at roots i think it was a pretty fun shore and roots at least
>>727844483my god, i'm crying at the angry blue calling Trump an oranger
Soooo... new lobby?
>>727845143steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240949402958/76561198032887388Hosting again8p1xany any
>>727845248out of date
>>727845357Did the game update?I'll leave hosting for someone else for today
>>727845387Pretty sure you just pasted the old lobby link instead of the new one
>>727845432Guess my Steam profile hadn't updated yet then
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240955511759/76561198032887388One more attempt
>>727845549it werks!5/8
>>727845549Full, startan
>>727819223>>727819672>>727820050>Check recordings from lobby>All black screensFUCK! I'll never make the same mistake again but I had some settings wrong, I am so upset this lobby was hilarious.
>>7278455496/8About to enter MESA
>>727842273cute!
Think someone should make a diagram of the different schmoovement techniques for new scouts? Things like double lunge, scuttleing, cactus launching, short rope boosting etc
>>727848883No. Let the newbies learn them in-game.
Jumped down in the klin to save someone miss my mark by a mile and nearly crater but I manage to grab the wall in time and stop myself from cratering. Only for a tornado to spawn and suck me into the lava killing me. I see checkmate was always the klin's.
>>727845549>2 hours agowell?
>>727845549thank you for hosting and others to playunfortunate ending, it was quite the strugle from mesa to onwards, but it was a nice little adventure
>>727851354ruined by ch**j* again
>>727851365jfc look at that expedition composition
>>727851559Day of The Blue is nearing
>>727851004Guess you tried to save me thanks for the attempt, I appreciate it.
>>727851365>propeller hat blue looking depressedWas it really that bad?
>>727853309He ruined it for everyone by his incompetence
>>727853529:(
>>727853309Everyone but one died at mesa and flare was lost there, and we were dropping one by one at the kiln.>>727853529Nah he did good, carried people around, gave food to others and guided paths sometimes which is rare.
>>727854078He laughed like a hyena as he was launching oranger newbie from a cannon again and again
>Today's Mesa>Today's Kiln
>>727815827This, it's not a problem with the challenge but rather it's just a boring stall of time
>>727855346They're not too bad. I beat them with no tools other than rope.
>>727820062This fishing game sucks, all the characters are rude animals.
We're so back.
hosting a lobby in 20ish minutes
10 player A4 1.5x luggage/ground textchatsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240987264968/76561198015193557
>>727858837oh god help
>>7278588375/10 scoots
>>7278592856/10 starting in a few mins
>>727859675started
>>727858738pantsless slut
>>727859134>naturalist badge enjoyers be like
>>727859134His appearance was foretold
>>727859134behold, the strongest ginger
>>7278152974 is the best balanced one I think. 5 and above is for masochists.
any current servers open? i gotta peak
I prefer 6 over 4. The increase in stamina usage makes the game more fun. The cold doesn't really add much challenge beyond slowing down the game, so I hope the customizable difficulty update I've been hearing about actually happens. Ascent 6-5 would be ideal.
>>727861393He would not let a beta like you mount him.
>>727858837im so sorry i fucking ruined it im not playing again
>>727865180lel, relax it was funny
>>727865180You better play again in the future I gave you that gun and if you quit now I'll feel all the guilt :(
>>727865180you son of a bitch you better make a new game right now
>>727858837gg boysNo one got assassinated or abandoned today. Nope.
>>727865649that was a ridiculously easy map gen today
>>727815297a4 is more relaxing, on the other hand however I find myself enjoying a6 more, primarily because of the challenge with a little extra teamwork needed to PEAK.
quick lobby, so: items generate in empty item slots every 25 seconds or so14 players, text chat, 0 items>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775240997069920/76561198000687921>>727865180no moping, it was funny
>>72786646711/14
>>727866467Very cute drawing.
>>727866467very cute collection of best color, thank you!
>>72786646712/14, starting in a moment
>>727866467What do you call a troop of cyans that made it to the peak? A zero dollar brothel.
>>727866467todays seed is wild
>>727866467Amazing drawing, very cute. I might have time to squeeze in soon if there's room. Good luck!
>>727866467>the slut rangers
>>727866467impressive drawing
>>727866467Which mod or config do you use for the items appearing? Thanks.
Anyone else thing rope is a bit too strong with being able to make magnet points?
>>727866467this is a visual representation of a tumor
>>727870620My wife.
>>727870610it's a mod called RandomItemGenerating, but some anon made a mofified version in which you can define a blacklist
>>727815297I prefer to speak a-with a Cuban ascent.
skelly combo
>>727871151a benign one, right?
>>727866467Remember that being a skele prevents heat damage and that feeding someone a nana prevents pushes them back a bit so don't do that over a ledge. thank you to the scouts who held onto effigys.
>>727873660*Prevents them from grabbing something as their hands are full.
>>727866467
>>727866467good game, thanks for joining>>727873789can't believe that myers molested our cute cyan
>>727815297i know this is a friendslop "much better with friends" kinda game, but is there an actual ingame queueing system or anything like that so you can play with randos? or are you forced to find people in threads like these or on discord or whatever
>>727873789cute buje
>>727866467thank you for hosting! it was a very fun game
>>727874026the latter, unfortunately
>>727873789
>>727874026the latter, there is a mod that adds a game browser but i doubt many use it
>>727874160>>727874289ah too bad, thanks. maybe i'll see if i can convince my wow friends to buy it then.
>>727874447Someone take this man on a hike NOW!
so..who's the janny?
>>727875265He's me!
>>727875265The janny is inside all of us because we're all getting fucked
>>727873058No one seems very pleased with their skeleton neighbors.
>>727870620>not pictured the scout cock he's trying his hardest to milk
>>727876448Whose scout cock...
dead game, no lobby?
>>727879998busy erping in the discord with the clique chocho's moans are sooo cute >:3
>>727880635Sandman...
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241012766921/7656119805952020516 slots | A4 | Random seedMost items you pick up will have a 33% chance to become a bunch of balloons!I'll be AFK for a bit but I'll leave the lobby open to fill.
>>7278826907/16, starting soon
>>7278826908/14, shore
>>727884448
was it peak?
>>727885827it was in fact, peak(tm)
>>727884448God I wish that were me
>>727884448No... A**pl can't be the uppies culprit, can she?
I want mommy Apple to give me uppies! :3c
skinning alive all uppyposters to make a comfy tent for peak!
>>727885964im over here bammin my lam
>>727884448Apple would blowgun her own children.
>>727882690nothing bad happened in in kiln
https://youtu.be/VDKSIDsSA2EClip compilation from a lobby a few days ago>>727882690>>727890330Good game! We don't talk about what happened in the Kiln.
TRAPPED LUCKY LUGGAGE BLOCKS OF PAIN AND MENSTRAL CRAMPINGprepare for cock and ball torture without the cock and ballsplease install the following modshttps://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/legocool/Lucky_Blocks/https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/PEAKModding/PEAKLib_Items/the luggage will spawn airline food and milk because i forgot to change the file and i cant be assed to change itsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241019791288/7656119815786173020 peakersasc 4maximum pain i must endure
You can't really play it without a top of the line VR setup, so no.
>>727891301Just when I think I'm done for the day.
>>727891547If I had a VR headset and Peak was compatible I'd probably be addicted.
>>727891301full
oink oink!!https://files.catbox.moe/xjient.jpg
>>727894898What the fuck
>>727894898the best part about this is that glitter drew herself into this lmao thats hilarious
>>727894898makin of a brap hog
>>727894898
>>727894898damn brat...
>>727894898Abhorrent work of evil. Climb the fucking mountain you whore.Please draw yourself dominating more scouts of your choosing.
>>727896060>Please draw yourself dominating more scouts of your choosing.
>>727894898why do you wear the participation badge outfit? do you like looking filthy and ridden with STDs?
>>727894898another certified piece of kino from our GOAT
>>727894898ok now draw her slipping on a banana peel
>>727894898I really fucking hate this, excellent work.Draw gay cyans
>Please draw yourself dominating more scouts of your choosing
ok but whens the scout double blowjob but it's sunscreen and in the next shot the two girls are gagging
>>727894898What a horrible day to have eyes.
>>727894898fuck you
>>727898664I do love skate boarding nuns
>>727884448>>727894898So tell me about you ga-
Which scout would you like to have read you a bedtime story?Posted from the comfort of my bed :3
>>727900919Fuck stories, get in there and cuddle
>>727900919>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241019791288/76561198157861730choja with his deep sexy voiceor Mario with his funny wahoo that makes me smile
>>727891301we didnt crash woooheard some talk about a zombies revolver lobby with lights out that would be sick
>>727900919All of them, but if I had to pick one it'd be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PERFECTIAN NO!
what the fuck is wrong with the women here
>>727900919Mad in his heavy Argentinian accent, unironically
just... fifteen... more... lobbies...
>>727902164>womentheres the whole enchilada friend
>>727900919I need to get better bedtime stories. Any actual suggestions?
>>727902168i cant understand half the shit he says
doko
>>727902983kokosteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241031613907/7656119812323959516p, 1.35x luggage, ascent whatever, daily seed, launchers replaced with beansTRAPPED LUGGAGE
>taking a fat shit>lobby dropsfuck you
want to peak but work in the morning
>>7279031619/16
be honest anons, is there any scout you miss that you wish you'd spent more time with? there was a green scout with a crown who used to come here. i miss him a lot
>>727894898btw this is why there's ukrainian genocide going on
>>727903161i hate work and i hate time zones
>>727907130i hate banana peels
nana lobby doko...
>>727907325Still room here. >>727903161currently 11/16 nearing the end of alpine now
>>727901443You will like hearing him talking his native spanish then, he's got a pretty sweet soothing voice.
Bruh that dynamite in the luggage
>>727903161>Joined at the Klin and peaked when I didn't deserve it.Based if I must say.
>>727896349feet
waiting on a cute little lobby
>>727902849Is it that bad? I'll make an effort to start speaking a bit more clearly. I guess the shitty mic doesn't help.
>>727909913What makes a lobby cute and alittle?
>>727909913you will have the sizable lobby, and you will be happy 12p, 1.25 multi, text chat, ascent 4, daily seed>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241038591206/76561198009597705
>>727910013>Little4 players>CuteHomosexual catboys
>>727910038the lobby was forcibly overfed and turned into a braphog
>>727910038>>727910546new and improved lobby, because i keep fucking around with the advanced console and got burned for it>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241039131068/76561198009597705
>>727894898Cursed. Well done
>>7279105714/12 starting in five
...pinkie pie..... your turn..... <3https://files.catbox.moe/rcfd43.png
>>727896060what hope is there for the rest of us when even broken is broken by horny
>>727911793You horrible fujoshi, I can't believe you would draw this really cute picture
>>727911793Adorable
any tips on beating up scouts?
>>727912423hug them without consent
>>727894898>>727911793Kill this w*man fucking immediately
>photon error>rejoin>game crashes>try to rejoin>invite out of date
Aw shite, we crashed.What now?
>>727910038>>727910571lobby borked, rehosting>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241042153756/76561198009597705>>727913328oink oink little piggy :^)
>>727912423use something long and solid
>>727913417How cute is this lobby?
>>7279134174/12>>727913538about three fiddy
>>727913538Ryona was in the last one
>>727913417Photon'dCan't rejoin
>>727913417Anyone else?
>>727913874Everybody except me and the host got disconnected
>>727913417Rehosting AGAIN, for some reason all the europoors up and left>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241042706024/76561198009597705
>>727913954Lobbies are fucked, insta disconnect when trying to join this one as well
It's so over...
>>7279139543/12>>727913993if photon uses cloudflare services, it would explain why lobbies are crashing at the moment, that or the solar flares...
Welp, I guess I'll see you next time.
>>727914190We're thriving right now
>>727913954Starting A6 5/12
Rehosting from Europesteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241043779406/76561198032887388
>>7279148534/8
I HATE CLITTER
>>727915354based clitter making ivan seethe
>>727910082Which one is the most homosexual and why?
im actually the worst player ever lmfao
>>727916949are you green? if so, that's why
I im yellow 3:
Playing these lobbies makes me realize there's a scary amount of people who stay up until 6 in the morning to play
>>727918458game funBut actually, we had people going 24 hours playing in lobbies, only missing a game from a mistimed bathroom break.
>>727917271Nah I was green, sleep deprived + being a shitter is not a good combo. All the ghosts watching me fumble in the Alpine for like 30 minutes was I assume torturous. I really should have just waited there near the top instead of doing all that
Brand new and improved lobby, for realsies this time8p, textchat, ascent 4-6, random seed>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241049414805/76561198009597705
>>727914853That was a fucking disaster, but it was fun
>>727909995no man I can perfectly understand you, don't let them drag you down like this
>>727918956>All the ghosts watching me fumble in the Alpine for like 30 minutes was I assume torturous.Nah, it wasn't torturous it was quite amusing, watching you ignore the ghosts
>>727918970starting with 5/8 with a6
>>727918982>All those vets/prodigiesWhat the hell happened to you guys that didn't peak?
>>727918298Based yellow fren : D
>>727921432a bligger did a bligger move
>>727921432Everything.>Only 2 marshmallows post-Alpine>Guy became pink dude's conjoined fetus at Caldera after statue spawning in together, unable to move only sorta interact and grief>No marshmallows post-Caldera>Someone spawns in flare at Peak as it was lost>Another person eats another person for fun>Flare spawner gets upset at this and throws flare away prompting a suicide pactThe end
>>727922146Cringe lobby desu
>>727922146>No marshmallows post-CalderaUsually the game spawns enough campfire food post-Caldera. But not this game, I guess.Tough luck.
>>727919167>>727918956based green making backseat gamers seethekeep it up.
If the stragglers are 200 meters down and you don't go down to assist ur gay
>>727922642I'm a straggler and I go down myself sometimes when the others are far ahead.
>>727922642which way do i go down the mountain if i don't know where they're coming from?
>>727918298 based yellowbro. you're not the worst, you're just roleplaying "comic relief" for the team. critical position honestly, morale would've plummeted without your extended alpine interpretive dance.
>>727923085Ask a ghost or just start screaming incoherently downward
>>727922642I assist in spirit...
>>727922642if i'm half-starved and you're 200m away you're on your owni won't be scarfing down uncooked hotdogs and marshmellows to save your slow ass
>scouts are lizards all along
>727923985Bligger detected.
>>727918970Three cheers to all scouts that peaked, the others that died on the other hand get a golf clap.
>>727922642>200 meters200 meters away from the campfire is basically very near the top.>>727923435>ask a ghostGhosts often have no idea where they are, either.Play the game for more than 10 hours before making tips next time. The actual best way to help stragglers is not to reach the top, then go down, instead, it is simply to stick with them the whole climb.Yet no single so-called good vet does this. The lot of them will solo to the campfire, and the best you can hope for, is for them not to complain about you being slow. With some exceptions, of course, sometimes someone does go down.
>>727918970Fun round, first one I didn't massively mess up once
>>727922642i hardly ever go down for people because i have no idea how far away the metres actually are and i dont have directional audio and half the time i make it to the top im starving and i refuse to eat uncooked marshmallows or hotdogs unless i am about to diei think basically every time i have went down to try look for people thats the point where they rocket from like 400m all the way to the top and i have to go back after seeing no oneit doesnt help i am a mute so some people cant or dont even read what i say
Im glad I started Peaking with you guys!
>>727924732yeah maybe you should quit being a pussy and turn on your mic then asshat
>>727924680wtf is this pigger doing on the right??
>>727924680There goes quickshot, flipping his shit again.
>>727924791It's good that you're having fun anon, may you PEAK many times over without dying of course.
If I happen to peak early I go down for people every chance I get. I listen for voices and jump in that direction. It's fun making big leaps and navigating others' routes in the opposite direction. Often times I fuck it up but I don't know why you guys are so afraid of this. I already have most of the badges so worst case I die and get to AFK a few minutes until the statue gets hit or best case the run goes by a little quicker. Instead of circlejerking at the peak and complaining about slow people you oldheads should be going back down to help or just climb like >>727924484 says. You'll be less bored I guarantee it.
my bing bong plush is on the way
>>727925980I've tried plenty of times. Almost invariably, the group I'm looking for doesn't need help and/or doesn't respond to calls, and I end up wasting everyone's time looking for them and having to come back up on my own, or I die in the process and waste items/statues and drag the whole team down further. I wish I were good enough to be able to pull off rescues, but trying and failing every single time feels a lot worse than staying put.
>>727926461Did you get the scout too? I got both, first time I spent money on plushies.
>>727924484>The actual best way to help stragglers is not to reach the top, then go down, instead, it is simply to stick with them the whole climb. Yet no single so-called good vet does this.I like helping people but sometimes leading a group of stragglers is like herding cats. At some point they'll simply stop following so I'll assume that they're confident enough in their skills to make it on their own. Then I make it to the campfire and they're still 400m away...
>>727926934It would be neat if flares gave people who are at the campfire a wallhack to whoever lights it for a minute or 2
>>727926461I'd think about it if it had a voice box so I could spam it over the mic
>>727927736Flares should be more common or at least multi-use to let stragglers signal their position
>>727927494Yeah, that's funny. There are two types of new players I've generally encountered.Type A will follow you literally step by step. Not straying even a little.And type B will want to have some agency, by going to get some luggage or berries they've spotted, often without signal.I feel bad for type A because I often feel like I'm just hand-holding them through a linear path like it's a cod campaign.So I understand type Bs want to do stuff on their own and explore a bit.That's why I think new players should make their own lobbies to both learn the basics and get comfortable. Instead, you have new players joining Ascent 7 lobbies only to die on the Shore.Shit is like watching new skiers go on a double black diamond trail.
>>727831598Same ;_;
>>727831598>>727929139Identify yourselves so I can judge
>>727924908my computer is old and broken so even if i had a mic my computer just straight up doesnt recognise microphones anymore so at most youd hear a light staticy soundregardless my current headphones are earbuds where one side doesnt work and the other side only works if i have something heavy making sure that its plugged in just the right way i dont exactly have a luxurious lifestyle to be affording anything at all in general
>>727929465sort out your life before peaking browe'll be here waiting for your return
>>727928895Often I just leave a trail of rope as breadcrumbs for the type Bs. Sometimes I'll even leave lollipops/energy drinks on the ground in front of difficult climbs.
Think there's any ideas for a new biome 4/5?
>>727928895I learned to path effectively by following people closely and observing their thought process, so I think it's fine. Those who go off on random sidequests tend to slow down the climb and starve themselves and everyone waiting for them, it can be fun anyway but I don't always have the patience when I'm out of food so I admire those who stick with them regardless.
>>727930186ideas? lotsactual work from dev? nothingthey are working on run-wide options, which is a good move, I think. Assuming they meant customizing modifiers.See it like this:A single biome update brings an average of 10-20 minutes of playtime every run. This includes arts, assets, playtests, bugfixes, etc.A single update that lets you modify your run (chaos, superbanana, trapped luggage, etc.) leverages ALL biomes, while costing around ~50kB of strings.
>>727930186Coldera and The Koldn.
why is this the only game /v/ is willing to play togetherI try to host in any other game and no one joins
>>727930745It has that magic that old risky rain lobbies used to have
>>727930745what other game do you want us to play?
>>727930745>>727930830ironically, Photon server prioritizing clients for movement solves a lot of problems.Imagine if PEAK used actual P2P netcodes: Your walking, sprinting, jumping, climbing, lunging, pulling, etc. are all delayed, and if the packets are lost, you are teleported to the last known confirmed position.
>>727925320What happened afterward?
>>727930745I think it's because it's a game that's got something for everyone.>Core mechanics are very simple so you can play it casually>Decently high skill-ceiling so you can tryhard if you want>You can drop-in or drop-out without much issue>Communication is an important factor so it attracts people who like to socialize>But you can also be a mute and no one really minds>The characters are very simple so they're not too hard to draw which generates a lot of OC>Modded lobbies help keep the experience fresh>No microtransactions or grind to unlock stuff (other than cosmetics)
>>727931149I think he dropped down and got healed. I was trying to get closer so I could shungus him so I didn't see it.
>>727929361
>>727932068tell me about the witch hat, what spells are you going to cast?
>>727932068there's a super good witch hat from a mod
>>727930745Because it's a casual co-op game that has a low skill ceiling but high player expression. Even if you're being devilish or pass out, you're still finishing the game as a group, as opposed to it being performance driven. It's a social game that mutes and even the shyest or most reserved person can thrive in because the gameplay helps facilitate socializing and gives enough breathing room to take it slow and instead focus on a gameplay goal and after a hour you're done with the lobby without any (besides achievements) meta progression that would force you to grind. It also has the bonus of being at the right place at the right time.Also post all the other games you want to host a lobby for and I'm 100% sure someone will join right now.
>>727932068Grill buff so you'd be popular if you used vc more often. But you always gave me loner vibes so I don't think that's what you want.
>>727932068star is too precious to be used in shitposts like this, she's the og ride or die climber
post your face when you're the last to the peak
>>727932631If someone has the same outfit mods installed do they see you equipped with them?
>>727934219
>>727934514yeah
>>727934219>our face when you're last to the peak
>>727934219>mfw early flare while climbing up
>>727934219There's no shame in being one of the last to peak, especially if you were helping out stragglers. Unless you hear the helicopter coming, then you better haul ass>>727830506Bingo. My accent isn't that thick so I guess I can see why people would think that.
>Scouts who cosplay their nameKino...Only other I can think of is Ponka Po.
Ideas for backpack slot itemsA backpack with only 2 extra slots but reduces yout weight by 10 due to being more ergonomic
>>727937123A backpack with six slots but increases stamina drain when expended. Not a lot but noticeably
>>727937090Not a thought in their head except vitamin D
>>727937090Cute!
which scout would you lock in a luggage if given the chance?
>>727930745Where are you posting and what are you trying to play? It's hard to get a bunch of people all interested in playing the same game who all happen to be browsing at the same time. I might join another game, but I don't spend a lot of time staring at the catalog. If you make a thread about the game and it generates some discussion you might have better luck getting a game going, or if you play with us you can always try roping people into playing other games with you.>>727931072There's nothing keeping the game from syncing client-side player positions and inventories with a pure peer-to-peer infrastructure. What Photon provides that you can't have with fully self-hosted lobbies is host client negotiation and handoff, and I guess lower demand on the host's network. On the other hand it can increase latency and cause errors of its own, so it's a tradeoff. With or without Photon, a lot of the game state is still owned by the host and doesn't get handed off properly on disconnect, so placed items can disappear or fail to spawn when the host leaves. The worst bugs like players spazzing out, voice channels getting split up, and items disappearing randomly, probably wouldn't be so common with a more centralized server infrastructure.>>727932068At some point, popularity is a function of how much you play and communicate, but I don't think you're unpopular and I like playing with you.
>>727937780>Where are you posting and what are you trying to play?risk of rain, lethal company, drg, etc etcI wasnt expecting to host a game now I just noticed this game gets way more lobbies than others
>>727932068unpopular? this is like my favorite cyan of all time based on visuals alone. what are you on about
>>727934219I could be anyone in this image really :p
>>727937948Having a new map seed every noon helps to make people naturally schedule their time to play together too
>>727937948Risk of Rain and DRG used to get a lot of lobbies here I think. People just moved on. The same will happen to Peak in a month or so.
12player, ascent 4, 1.4x items, text chat>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241078382175/76561198000687921
>>727937123>Portable tent, protects from ambient heat/cold conditions, and during night time lets you sleep which either lets you recover health *very* slowly or acts like an idol effect so that for the night, you don't gain hunger or damage or anything. Up to 4 scouts can use/share the tent
>>727938251>DRGno such thing as DRG lobbies on /v/ beforet. tried to host multiple times since /vm/ was just circlejerking and see who's got the biggest e-peen based on theoretical power leveling with zero game to prove for it.
>>727938516Really? I remember seeing a lot of DRG threads back when it was still popular.
>>727938654a lot of threads yes but zero actual lobbies
>>7279383399/12
>>727938654this >>727938762And you know what's salt on the wound?Any suggestions is immediately met with lash outs and verbal insults WITHOUT counter arguments as to why the suggestions were bad. Just empty name callings.It's like talking to wall.
>>727938339starting
>>727938339it's a real boon to the character designs that I can ID almost all of these fucking bliggers with no color at all
>>727938095respectable scout
>>727937123Isn’t that just what a balloon does?
>>727940759but it doesnt expire
>>727937123A backpack with 8 slots but you can't take it off unless it's completely empty (doesn't spawn in singleplayer)A heated backpack that cooks food after one minute, only accepts food itemsA locked backpack with 2 slots that doesn't give prompts for other players to open it on your back, so only you can open it. Pressing 4 brings up the inventory just like the EasyBackpack mod which is normally cheating btw, take your desyncs like a manA knapsack with 3 slots that doesn't drop if you pick up a KO'd scout, it just becomes disabled until you drop them >>727941465Balloons only reduce weight when they're in your inventory. Using them reduces fall damage, but removes the weight reduction bonus.
>>727941465No not using the balloon, you put a balloon in the BP slot to reduce weight. You also do this with anti-rope.
>>727942021>Pressing 4 brings up the inventory just like the EasyBackpack mod which is normally cheating btw, take your desyncs like a manBased beyond the PEAK
>>727942021>take your desyncs like a manTake every blowgun and rescue hook I fire at you from now on like a man then you triple bligger.
do you rub your fellow scouts tummy when they get the rumblies from eating too many berries?
>>727942801i punch them in the gut and leave them for dead
I lil poison never hurt nobody
>>727938339love whoever is doing these. But i wonder if there's even enough pinks to make one for them
>>727944045there's only a handful of greens and limes, they're rare
>>727944045>enough pinksthere are like 3 pinks off the top of my head
>>727938339>g*mer being blue washedthat fag is a fucking pigger >>727944083if you use some of the old guys there's definitely more than enoughpretty sure you can fill a green chart with people that played until recently
>>727939424I don't understand why she likes to wander away on her own and insists on very difficult routes. I have watched her die to the cold many times because she refuses to join the group.
>>727944221delicious Scouts. Thanks for the tribute.t.Caldera
>>727944221Hilarious
>>727944381Faustian spirit, or so they say
>>727944557fucking idiot more like
>>727945232Getting good ol' Argentinian Spelunking
>>727944221>foot touches lava for 1 second>immediately an entire bar of heat damage>somehow i get pushed into a corner instead of just passing outi'm never helping people again
>>727944221I want to hear the screams of anguish
>>727945860Will upload in 15 mins need to move a bit after that game
>>727945232YIGGED
>>727944381>I don't understand why she likes to wander away on her own and insists on very difficult routes. I have watched her die to the cold many times because she refuses to join the group.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnTU_hJoByA
>>727944221Well, isn't this consequence of my actions
>>727932068UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>727938339gg boys
>>727946812Cute lobber
dobby popo?
>>727944083Limes are just a subspecies of griggers. They should be together.
>>727947718yeah in the gas chamber
>>727946812this ones for u chouja, you're welcome ;)
>ChougurtGAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>727948061>doughja
The person suggesting we move to highground caused this.https://files.catbox.moe/3tcd92.webm>>727945860
>>727946812>gets dragged down into xenowar's sex dungeon>name get's splattered into the middle of the screenWhat's up with that?
>>727948609I was worried that they would tip over when we put them down to throw the remedy shroom, little did I know thats exactly what would happen in the highground
>>727947992thank you so much perfectian i will make it my background in your honor
>>727948932That's wasn't me you depressed blueballs incarnation
>perfectian is a faggot pig
>>727947992chouja boywatch him crank itwatch him rollwatch him crank dat chouja boyand an hero himself
>>727948617PeakCinema doesn't hide the names of the people in front of you while in cinema mode.
>>727949205FUCK OFF GACHANIGGER
>>727948609>*Crying* I hate it here!>Well at least none of you are blue and goes on with his life despite chouja and vince being right there.Perf is a character
>>727949205Koko12p 1.5xloot textchat steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241091407035/76561198015193557
>>727949061damn it, i don't know who to slap with my sausage next time then
>>727948609Damn that's so funny. A shame I took another route and wasn't there to witness it.
>>7279494146/12
>>727949386They slid under a cliff there
cubed
>>727950506
for all my blues!!! out there>>727938339thanks for joining, was a good game
>>727950660i love it, thank you anon :)
>>727949414Full>>727944326His gamer side fused with is femboy side using the pre nerfed potara earings.
>>727950660is thinking gamer jerking him off?
>>727950660bligga solidarity is STRONG!!!BLUE PRIDE!!!!!!
>>727950660Cute af
>>727951584come here you correct huerday of the blue is coming
>>727950660Very cute, love my bliggas.t. Cyan
>>727911793a touching moment between mother and child
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241095567484/765611980328873888p1xA45 mins
>>727953952What's his name?
>>727953519(we're 2/8 pls join we've got a new player)
>>727954123I can't I have to sleep :(
Punished for infanticide
>>727954029Lamarr!
>>727949480i can't believe you don't recognize my style and masterpieces
>>727954123>>727953519FullStarted
The day of the Yellow will come.
>>727949414thank you for hosting, it was a great gamesorry i had to leave early
squink alting btw
>>727956703why does everyone think im squink? what do i have in common with them?
>>727954520sowwy i was 50/50 on that one
it was fun for the 5 minutes I managed to play but I peamed too hard and photon hates me
>>727950660not in here but ive been sick and busy with work the past weeks over all very cool drawing! remember to always salute the flag of a blue.
good peaking, peakers
>>727956703>Unfamiliar mute plays slightly above average>MUH SQUINKRetard.
>>727958082>Played a game of hot potato with < Blank > and Beep during CalderaThat was fucking stressful. Jesus Christ, guys
>>727958151you left the cube behind
>>727958241THE CUBE GOT MURPHY KILLED, BEEP
>>727958241gives me the same vibes of that pictrure of the old guy looking at that shitty scout cosplay
>>727958335haha, yeahgood times
>>727958114[The subject in question] straight up said in a previous game that he was playing on an alt because he was "getting stalked on his main".If you're really trying to be incognito, a) don't straight up say you're playing on an alt account, and b) you need to change your playstyle. Do things that [Ice Climber] would never do, like actually stay behind and help people instead of constantly beelining for the campfire/idol. It's pretty obvious.
we're in the unhinged obsessive schizo arc boys! /vg/ is right around the corner!
Bliggers needs to be fucking executed
So when's the Webfishing lobby starting?
>>727958082did you all peaked?sorry for leaving at caldera, wife is sick
>>727959301Host it, Beep
>>727958976"Stalking" how, can't you just make your activity private? Hope you're ok anyway I miss you
>>727959446We all made it except for Beep, who launched himself out of a cannon back into the volcano. For some reason.
>>727959220Schizo posting can be treated with sufficient dosages of Lobby Koko.
>>727959617climb was too smooth i guessgood climbing scouts o7
im not good at this
>>727959865meant for >>727959618
>>727959618it was fun
>>727960220damn that was a straight shot
>>727958976>don't straight up say you're playing on an alt accountlast month when i had very few badges it was easy to tell i was an alt>stay behind and help people instead of constantly beelining for the campfire/idolwhat? i was helping up other scouts behind me for the majority of the climb
>>727960348You remind me of Jiji more than squink. That's an insult btw
>>727960108The mask around the heads could be smoothened but it's pretty good.>>727960348If you didn't send that random incriminating chat message at Caldera I wouldn't have remembered you being there at all, I guess I'm pretty bad/slow but I don't think I ever saw you for more than a couple seconds at each campfire. Not that I care about people's preferred playstyles.
>>727961029someone i was climbing with asked me if i was an alt so i told them the truth. i dont want to play anymore if this is how it keeps going
>MOD NEEDED! MOD NEEDED! MOD NEEDED!https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/legocool/Lucky_Blocks/>wat do?Most items aside from newer ones will be replaced with lucky blocks that can be thrown to activate various effects good/bad. Thanks to treesap the blocks will now spawn in your hands every 15 seconds or so.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775241103233346/76561198013161936
>>727958373it does feel like he's a disappointed father sometimes
>>727961256*13 slots ascent 4 2xitems cuz blocks
>i dont want to play anymore if this is how it keeps going
>>727961321whoops missed a few bits
sorry buddies but this is confusing me so much, i think ill take a break from things for a whilewish you all well scouts
>>727961153Most people admire and miss you and aren't looking for you because they want shitposting material, at least know that.
