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SUBJECT:Gordon FreemanMale, 27STATUS:In Round 1
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>>727878949Vote Arthashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJzYMj2HE6g
>>727877136That and a lot of the usual vocal underdogs got snubbed in the qualifiers and the only thing replacing them are silent meme picks, like I have not seen a single soul shitpost about the transfer student with a really long series name outside of complaining that he's an unfunny joke and waste of a slotLet alone the other meme picks, like I have not seen any shitposts about Chicken Jockey (the posts I have seen were about Steve not Chicken Jockey), 7 Grand Dad, or even Canbine, the only meme pick I saw posts for was the yellow elevator rapist and that was mostly just because of AM sneaking into a tournament during his hiatus
>>727878949Plz vote for Alex. He uses a panda plush as a shield and autistically speaks to it when he's alone.
>>727879013Post this round BIGGEST JOBBER
Delivery for Poopsemen.
Anyway, Pac-Man had a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and your pick didn't. Chew on that, why don'tcha?
OH MY HECKIN FAUCI MY WOKE FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN GEN ALPHA BROSBOYFRIEND DIDNT WIN!!!! NOOOOO I HATE THESE 4CHAN CHUDS
>heres your king bros
>>727878949(VIDEO) PHOENIX WRIGHT VS REGIGIGAS:THE FINAL TRIAL IS HERE!WILL REGIROCK BAIL HIM OUT?SOUND + HIGH QUALITY LINK: https://files.catbox.moe/1e8aml.webm>>727865779 PART 1>>727865865 PART 2>>727865946 PART 3
Follow your heart. Vote for Rance
>>727878949not exactly made for the tourney but did this one a couple of months back(my boy is most def gonna lose ;_;)
lucas for next 128!
>>727879098And you ask me why I spitevoted against Sonic
Behold!
>>727879078I predict Nahobino will lose to Nick
>>727879098People under the age of 21 don't belong on this website. If you can't buy a beer in burgerstan, you're not ready to shitpost with us.
While I was studying for exams, King K Rool was studying his opponent. Not that there's much to read.
I tire of being a BETTER MAN, I need to be worse.
>>727879236>can't drink until 21Do mutts really?
>simon simon simon simon simon>i will destroy... simon>it will feel g.o.o.d...
>>727879279>James Sunderland is a KlonoachadHe gets my vote!
>>727879167
Remember to be smart, gangstas.
Only a little over an hour to vote for Demi-fiend and Nahobino
>round one>last thread didn't even hit 600 postsIs it actually over?
>>727879236>People under the age of 21 don't belong on this website.but enough about deltarune/undertale fans
>bowser>i'll make him my pet
>>727879167>>727879186How pitiful. Know that you fought with all your might, even if it pales in comparison.
>>727879293You can drink when you're 18, but you can't buy it yourself until you're 21.Yes, the rule is actually that stupid.
Vote for Phoenix. Unlike the competition, he doesn't need two turns before he can do his job.
>>727879019Grand Dad has some alright Bootleg-related potential, we just need to find somebody who cares
BELIEVE IN THE ONE FREEMAN
>Turning your enemies into servantsbased>Power of friendshipCringeAgree?
>>727879186Nice art anon!>my boy is most def gonna loseMore than likely lol
IS THIS HOW YOU SAVE THE WORLD?
>>727879247While you were studying for exams, I was not studying for exams because I am horrible at time management.
>>727879442what even is grandad?
>>727879279[Spoiler] is this about the circumcission theory [/Spoiler]
>>727879295>defeated through prayer by a 9 year old>thinks he can take down God's mightiest champion
WHERE'S KING K 1992
You did spitevote against Kratos, right?
Hello and welcome to the first round of the exciting 2025 King of /v/ tournament! Here, numerous of badass males from across different corners of the gaming world brawl for the championship crown and the soon-to-be king of this year. They all have the strength and courage to pull through, but only the toughest guys around can reach the rest of the future rounds. So with that out of the way, let's see some of the most notable matches in this round:At match 4, we have a half-sword and half-fist fight in here! Rance is giving King K Rool a series of sword slashes that made decent marks on the crocodile's golden plate torso. However, K Rool managed to smack him good with his giant boxing glove that sent him crashing towards the wall. The sex manic warrior isn't giving up without a fight though as he run and uses his signature Rance Attack that was enough to knock the pirate king off his feet. These two are all about power and wealth in this fight, but who will prove to be the one with the most strength in this battle?At match 10, Ness has proven to us that Batter isn't the only mighty batman around (a man with the bat, not the capeshit mind you) as he slams it over Bowser's head as if were a giant baseball. The Koopa king is only getting a few bruises from each strike, but he managed to counterattack with a fiery breath that blows the PSI youth. Bowser tries to body slam Ness to the ground, but the latter has created a force field that blocks the Koopa king's attack and fires back with a PSI Rockin! As Bowser tries to dodge the incoming blasts, we let wondering if Batter taught this kid how to punish villains in the most terrifying way possible.
>>727879295In God's name I will defeat you.
>>727879279HFK IM VOTING FOR JAMES
>>727879495>what even is grandad?FLEENTSTONES?
>>727879478Agree, power of friendship is for Personafags, smtCHADS know that might makes right
>>727879186If it's any consolation, I voted for your boy, but only because K Drool is played out and has lost all of his novelty
>>727879402If I weren't pouring it all into Rance, I'd be Ness posting. Thanks anon
>>727879396I'm 26
>>727879495I'll tell you when you're older.
>>727879078the dude against Knuckles
>>727879492Just like this competition, it's the results that matter. I know the time I've slipped hasn't amounted enough. But hey, at least, King K Rool will always be there.
>>727879612At match 14, Spamtom is driving AVGN into insanity as the con artist is harassing him with deals and cash before hitting him with talking Spamtom heads that only made the angry gamer more pissed. AVGN finally has enough of the salesman's constant advertisements and shoot them away with his Super Scope before giving Spamtom a face of the so-bad Power Glove. The crazy scammer crashes to the ground as AVGN stomps his head repeatedly with his shoe. Can the angry nerd complete this hard boss level, or will Spamtom be up and running?At match 22, Little Mac is desperately trying to dodge King Harkinian's giant dinner projectiles as he gets hit with burgers, chicken, corns, lettuces, and even more edible bullets from his Dinner Blaster. The short boxer managed to strike a few blows on the hungry king, but Harkinian smacks him head first with his chalice full of wine. The king then fills the boxer up with his dinners as he slowly overfeeds him with his blaster. Can Little Mac escape the dinner torture, or will King Harkinian leave his guest as a blob?At match 33, this sword fight is quite a spectacle to behold as both Link and Sephiroth are clashing each other with their swords. While Link's sword is smaller, it seems capable of being able to block out the one-winged angel's slashes. However, Sephiroth unleashes his Shadow Flare an attempt to trap Link into darkness, but the hero of time extinguish it with his Light Arrow that also strikes the angel off his feet. It's light vs darkness, but who will win this battle?
>>727879186At least he's back in the tournaments again. Also, nice art.
>>727879658Exactly. By the way, eat more bread.
>>727879562Of course, Asura too
That golden cross is looking mighty precious to add to into my inventory! Perhaps I could charge it for 20k souls for every wondering FTH users and clerics.
Objectively speaking, which contestant has the biggest cock?
>>727879540>defeated by disembodied floating heads>thinks he can defeat an ephemeral disembodied face>>727879623>you cannot even grasp my true form
>>727878949A little down on his luck, Dazai gets some friendly advice. Vote for Dazai in Next 128!https://youtu.be/oWMI081Shds
>>727879495Unfunny e-celeb meme
BOTTOM 128Vote: https://forms.gle/v5fXvg6SsDDp6tEe9Bracket: https://challonge.com/pt_BR/vbottomNEXT 128Vote: https://forms.gle/vaJ7CNdpxqbDyVNDABracket: https://challonge.com/qows1ujiBARREDVote: https://forms.gle/uiTwrPsPUoZrwLKq7Bracket: https://challonge.com/vtanjockey
>>727879726NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Shitload of Fuck!]
>>727879665>Guys my game is new my game is mew my game is newI don't care. It's an inorganic meme push, like what Shadow got.
>>727879678so 15 when undertale made you gaynuff said, enjoy your susie noelle story
>>727879437But it usually takes you three days to win a trial...
>>72787967856
>>727879442>we just need to find somebody who caresPress X to doubt>>727879495A shitty forced meme that should've stay in its grave.
>>727879782They lowkey look like Baki characters.
>>727879667i'd be ness posting more too if i wasn't trying to campaign for several characters. ness is one of many. but let's stick together. i'll vote for rance, fellow ness bro
>>727879108Who even is Shadow Android? I thought he was a character from the comics for a moment/
>have been part of these tournaments since the start>still filtered by the first question
>>727878912Smoke is gonna rape Springtrap so hard
>>727879767King of all Cosmos, in several games he's the largest thing in existence. He canonically has a dick too, since they drew the bulge in his tights.
Just got a sneak peak at the results. Literally no upsets, everyone you think would win is on pace to win. Thanks silentGODS
Some of you need this https://youtu.be/8yyAgk9der4
>>727879478I agree on principle but it can easily backfire
>>727878912who drew the op image bros
>>727865709OH NO->>727878949Vote Eggman!
>>727879623You will win, Simon.
>>727879814kalas' BEAUTIFUL WINGS!!!https://youtu.be/KP7ELge32H0?t=430
>>727879905ShadowSide tours are dazai and resetti
>>727879726At match 37, Gene is having a hard time trying to hit Waluigi as the purple man swiftly dodges them like an acrobat. Waluigi pelts the warrior with his tennis balls that even managed to hit him right at his own balls! Ouch, the man holds his groin in agony as his opponent stomps him down with his foot. However, Gene quickly grabs Waluigi by his leg and repeatedly slams him to the ground non-stop as the man in purple is now having a mouthful of dirt. Will Gene rise like the god he is, or will Waluigi cheat his way to victory?At match 48, Travis is already getting the upper hand in this fight as he slices through Big Boss' hi-tech with his Blood Berry which destroys them by contact. The powerful soldier however, grabs the assassin from behind and blast him away with a grenade as he crashes to the ground. The blade welder is not finished just yet as he charges forward and cut through more of Big Boss' defenses before getting a good slice to his suit before kicking him to the wall. Can Travis assassinate this powerful military warrior, or will Big Boss show the comic book geek who's boss?At match 58, Frank West is apparently trying to be the next Batter as he strikes CJ with his baseball bat. However, the street-talking thug managed to grab the weapon after a few hit and steals it, giving the zombie fighter a taste of his own medicine. Frank quickly escape the repeated assault by blinding CJ with his camera before kicking him in the balls, along with smacking face first with his bare fist. This only pisses the guy off as he gives his opponent his own violent street brawling as Frank gets punched and kicked non-stop. Who will be the winner in this no-barred beatdown?With all the extreme violence and gayness going on, it's just say that how King works. Who will be our first winners? Vote now!
>>727879478The shounen shit has been done with Batter, Garland, and Grimm. It kinda gets stale.
Fuck, I showed up late to the tourney. Steve? Okay sure, bring it on.
>>727879079Thanks Doc
>>727879814Zigotons... are STRONG...
>>727878242Both excellent books, I love Camus' writing style and The Stranger is definitely my favorite from him, though I get the criticism that it's kinda boring in the first half even if I find it interesting. It's been a couple years since I last read Don Quixote but I still love it, it's such a fun read.>it being kind of schizo and christpilledSounds like the ending of Narnia so it's fitting I guess.>Did it because the director was interested in them unfortunately.I hope he doesn't fuck up Meursault's canto but I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up a train wreck with how PM has been this year.>>727879814I wonder what info I could get from this doctor if I turned him into a book. Probably just a bunch of science stuff I won't even pretend to know about if we're being realistic.
>>727879937The prinnyslop this year was unquestionably cringe
>>727879384Yep, this won't be the worst King because of nuclear shitposting, but because everyone left out of boredom.
>>727879782Lawchad becomes balanceGOD??!?!?!kino....
>Baba is You is in kingShouldn't she be in Queen. Baba is Ewe
¡Un voto por mí es un voto por la locura!
>>727879814>>727880040But HUMANITY is STRONGER.
>>727879814FOLLOW ME THE GOOD ONES!
>>727879814hey
>>727879363
>>727880126TRANNY PICK
Also, to whomever included my map piece to G6: Thank you and I apologize for the confusion. This is clearly my first time and got too excited.
No chicken or jockey can match Charles' moves!
>>727879818Courtesy of rave.djhttps://rave.dj/39uh9V8uI6rtPA
>>727880086I like femdom, I would maybe even be willing to tolerate femdom with a flat bitch, but the prinnies are ugly and ruin the whole thing
>>727879510 No, the circumcision theory was made about Silent Hill 4. I made this because of a couple of theories I see people throw around. The main one being that James was abusive towards Mary because he tells Maria "to do something about her cough".
>>727880140We'll witness the best humanity has to offer in an hour or so!
>>727879017this is cool as fuckyeah i'll give him a vote
Im gonna be really dissapointed on /v/ if AVGN doesnt make it next roundJust as dissapointed at how queen of /v/ was rigged in the first round and etna was rigged too
>>727879814I'm not seeing any ducks here
>>727880346Fuck off with your e-celeb faggotry
DO NOT LET THIS LITTLE SHIT OFF OF HIS CHAIN HE WILL DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD
>>727879968JOESISSIES, WHAT'S OUR RESPONSE?
>>727880292Prinnies aren't ugly, dood
>>727879478Had an idea to do this for Ancestor by making anyone somesort of fuck up because of him, but after trying to draw this with mouse and with how little time I have because of work I can't exactly do that.Hope Robotnik brings back mechanised servants or someone like Nyarly starts larping as his enemies
>>727880292I liked the Prinnies
>>727880152MY LATAM HERO!
>>727879160I love your stuff (even if your Phoenix looks too much like Battler for my liking)
>>727880346WTF are you on schizo? Etna would have won round 1 regardless.
>>727879814>Kraid missed out on NextUnlucky, Vote Raven Beak in Next and Ridley in King
>>727880346Spamton didn't take a Onions sponsorshipJust saying
>>727879623Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r4RrivK0OU
>>727879814I need some help on that bot-check question in Barred, because I’ve used that phrase in every possible way I can think of and none of it has worked. Is there a specific quote or something you want me to write?
>>727879814>...>of course i'm serious
>>727880243KEK
>>727878949Big Boss: “Hrrng. Damn this guy! He really is stronger than he looks. Major, you receive me?”Major Zero: “Snake, what’s going on? Having trouble with that Travis guy?”“He’s relentless. I can’t see an opening past his fighting techniques. He somehow managed to neutralize my firing barrage, and even tanked a damn RPG rocket. Worst of all, his grapples seem to be too effective against my CQC training. I don’t even know how he can do it.”“…”“Major…”“Snake, do you still have it?”“What? What do you mean?”“The cellphone. The one your Boss lent you, before that Virtuous Fiasco.”“I doubt that will help me.”“She must have had her reason, Snake. If the Army let you keep it, it must be of vital importance.”“And I should trust her even now, after what she did to me?”“Snake. You have no other options. It’s life or death now!”“Hrmm…”
>>727880328
>>727880346>Deltarune. No review, I refuse.
>>727880450Still better of than Sylcux
>>727878949>>727876603It has made me realize how much nostalgia I have for Warcraft III
>>727880505“Jack. Before I go, there’s something I need to tell you.”“On December 8, 2025, a man named Travis Touchdown will come to take your life. It will be a tough fight. Even what I taught you will not be enough against such an opponent.”“But you have to believe in your mission, no matter what. Take this device.”“It will bring you help from other warfronts. It’s the only chance you’ll have against him, you won’t get to use this another time. As for anything else, you’re free to use it, if you’re out of this quandary.”“Farewell, Jack… Believe in the Outer heaven.”
“47, I’m reading elevated power signatures ahead. The central sphere is active. Thermal mapping confirms it, Cave Johnson’s core is in the chamber directly before you.”
>s.i.m.o.n...>this night will be horrible for you>i will curse you...>it will be... your... last... night...
>>727879814Please don't vote for Xaropinho.
>>727880421I did too
Now, a riveting conversation between Mario and the Knight.>Hello!...>It's-a me, Mario!...>That's-a so nice!...>Oh-a, no-a!....>The horror. Mama mia.....>It's-a go time!...>Get me out of here!
>>727880443thank you anon!but damn, i thought the same thing LOL, was my first time drawing him
>>727879478
>>727880612“Now I understand. This must be done.”Big Boss emerged from the bushes he hid in. Newly found determination lit up his eyes.Travis: “Oh, there you are. I really couldn’t find you this time. Seriously. Gimmick time has stopped, anyways-““Shut up.”Big Boss took out the cellphone, a gift from his Late Mentor before her demise. His fearless, stone cold face composed a number, and started the call.
>>727879782i know you said you use wwe but genuinely how the fuck did you make dagda look good
>>727880505Just wanted to mention that Travis' amateur wrestling moves are shit against anyone with actual wrestling training as evidenced by Jeane's fight
>>727880591Kek, well done>It has made me realize how much nostalgia I have for Warcraft IIIIt's a great game, shame the studio behind it is long since in ruins.
>>727880703“Yes, Konami? It’s me, Big Boss. I need some reinforcements here. Uh, it’s about a… forum popularity contest. No I’m fine, I don’t need to finish the trilogy right now, we just published Delta anyways. But keep me updated, alright? Arigatou, Gozaimasu.”
>>727880576I don't blame you, Nerd. That game is pure cancer.
I'll skin Patches ALIVE!
>>727879814A vote for King Arthur is a vote for the future and security of Avalon!
>>727878949Repostan before the big artwork.It's the Blue Bomber vs. the pilot of the Blue Falcon! Fight on, Mega Man!
>>727880775A Flash appeared behind Big Boss, blinding our hero Travis for a second. Suddenly, four other figures surrounded the soldier.“Morning, Jack.”“Morning guys. We’ve got a small issue right here. Mind if I get some help?”“Sure thing, Boss. Soldiers, let’s get in our battle stance.”
Give some of your votes to Charles so that he can give back to the kids and save the Christmas.
>>727880580NEXT YEAR FOR SURE
>>727880186>Big Rid >K. Ryuul>dragging along the streetI like it
>>727876150Thank you. I wish I could have done more the year Olimar finally qualified, but I also started working the year he finally qualified.
>>727880863NAKED SNAKE!PW BOSS!OLD BOSS!BIG BOSS!FAKE BOSS!CQC TECHNIQUE: GEAR MERGE!
James Sunderland is a Better Man now.
you know, ness would probably get along with simon.they both like eating moldy thrown away food.
>>727880616Cave Johnson rants have good meme potential but /v/ probably considers them too reddit to take advantage of it. Which makes it a bit odd that he'd pass the qualifiers at all but here we are. You got this, Tobias
>>727880970>nowthere's still 46 minutes left
>>727879814Reposting bottom OC from last thread >>727878949 >>727871669>"In this coming time, the will of Sajuuk will make The Bottom of /v/ something worthy to notice."https://files.catbox.moe/46c5fm.mp4
>>727880958TOGETHER WE FORM…METAL GEAR: “BIG BOSS”!“How is it, Travis? Like what the cost for a place worth fighting for can bring to us?”“I’ve seen now, the real potential this Tournament can bring us. It was a mistake, from the major, to sign me up, but it was worth it. More than any puny Philosoper’s Legacy could even bring us.”“It’s about Eternity, Travis. The /V/alhalla grants the power to be forever immortalized in the pantheon of Vidya. Thus, our collective endeavors have been realigned in a new timeline where all merges towards this very moment!”“Together, our piece of the Philosopher’s Legacy funded this little jewel of engineering! You don’t stand a chance anymore. A civilian like you should know better, and surrender!”“This is not a game anymore, Travis. Our battle has enlightened us. The crown will let us reach our ideal Outer Heaven here, in this very board!”
>>727878949Repostan. Whos more thug?
>>727880591>rain in front of the speech bubblenice touch
>>727878949>>727880843If Mega Man wants to copy Captain Falcon's patented Falcon Punch, he must prove himself worthy of the devastating technique. Meanwhile, Wily is served a subpeona by a particularly smug prosecuting attorney.Please vote for Mega Man and Dr. Wily!
>>727880782Perhaps you'll need another lesson in gravity my old friend.
How funny would it be if Kratos loses the 1st round
>>727878912I wish people vote for freddy and or springtrap.Mostly because i want to see more FNAFB OC in this thread.
>>727881051Travis smirked.“Nice toy you got there, guys.”“But it just so happens, you’re dealing with a certified /m/echa pro.”“HENSHIN! GLASTONBURY!”
>>727878949This is the King of /v/ 2025 map. Claim a tile and draw! Each square tile is 200x200px and there are 49 in total.>you can claim any tile that is adjacent to a completed one or one of the four corners. Check the latest update to see which ones are available or have already been claimed>if you fail to deliver your tile in a timely manner (1-2 days max), the spot will be freed for another person to take it (or you can try claiming it again)>you can draw multiple tiles, but only claim one at a time>keep the map SFW>avoid using textured brushes for the background of your tiles>try to make your tile connect to those next to it as best as you can!To the anon who worked on G6: I can't add your tile to the map yet because it doesn't line up properly with G7. Edit it and I will add it as soon as possible.
Would Jack Garland even do particularly well anymore?
>>727881103Neither result is funny
>>727881053ENTER
>>727880576>>727880776I dont know why deltarune/undertale fans are so aggresively cult likelike its one of the most mainstream shit ever but even fans of actual cult like games arent that weird about it
>>727880843SHOW HIM YOUR MOVES, Rock!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JunjKumkkwc
>>727881127Travis teleported to his functioning, military accurate and canon replica of Pure White Love Bizarre Jelly’s titan!“Just so you know, it’s not the first time I deal with robot-hopping fuckers like you. So let me show you, the Japanese Mecha’s virtuous superiority against the Western Leg-Tank’s shoddy design!”“We’ll see about that. Come and get some, punk!”THE SECOND PHASE HAS BEGUN!
>>727880126All I know is that I'm not a girl, and Baba Is Me, so Baba Is Not Girl
>>727879562No, I did not. I voted for James gladly.
>>727881193>exesloppaare you TRYING to get beaten r1???
>>727881053Nothing's more thug than raising a family on a yearly salary worth less than a bottle cap like Olimar.
>>727879814>mr bones, huh?>what about "rollercoasters"?>i don't need them.>JUST LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL WINGS!!!
>>727881140Here's B1.
>>727880591Winding up in the wrong game by accident seems in-character
>>727879814Go Mewtwo! Beat the pedo!
I have a message for anyone who didn't vote for DanteFUCK YOU
This is what happens when Shitdow inorganically wins a tournament: the spitevoting goes up 200 percent
>>727879017made me lolStill voting fox
>>727881215KINO
Voting for Olimar if only to give Phoenix an easier opponent.>>727881140What do I need to edit? The size or its consistency with G7?>>727879842Not helping, Maya...
>>727881340who are you even talking to
>>727881340Shadow derangement syndrome
>>727881340I see no spite in king.
>>727881140Got an idea for G2.
>>727881372Olimar supporter here. Fuck you for metagaming him.
>>727879814Todd Howard review soon hopefully.
>>727881401Oh, I'm definitely spiting sanic and deltatroon
>>727881140I’ll try F1.
>>727881215>>727881127>>727881051>>727880958>>727880863>>727880775>>727880703>>727880612>>727880505This... this is why I come here.
>>727881401Oh ye of little faith
>>727881328Your pain shall be legendary.
>>727879814The artwork delivered thus far has been magnificent, but emerging victorious this round would be even more grand!Vote Yusuke!
No prison can hold me, you bib-wearing simpleton! After I prove my innocence, I'll bulldoze the whole courtoom to the ground!
>>727880591Would Conker join Arthas's campaign against the Scourge?
>>727881087This is perfect. It's a tough fight. Big Blue vs the Blue Bomber, who will make it to the finish line?!
>Sonic Vs. Eggman Finals aren't impossible
>>727880058It's a pleasure to meet you in times like these Mister Roland. In order for us both to advance i would like to propose an aliance between the both of us, for a price of course...
>>727881140claiming f1
>>727881601Voted against both
>>727881140>map border is just the Mado one but black and redDo you mind if i swag it up a bit
>>727879814>you should be careful when drinking this coffee, roy. it's really hot>well, actually, it's cold!>ha! i lied! it's actually hot!
>>727879814>astolfo made nextneat
>>727881601That would be trash.
>>727881601Theoretically possible, impossible in practice (without obvious rigging).
>>727881087Kinooo
>>727879968LMAOOOOO
>>727881215As a western mecha fan, I'm rooting for you Snake! Kick his ass!
>>727881670Cold or hot, Lloyd makes me feel warm
>>727878912say "OK" to kicking out bowser
>>727879562no
>>727881601that would be so cool im voting them both for the rest of the tournament
>>727881215I like a mix of both.
>I look in the mirror, and I'm told that Mary wouldn't have died if I were a better man>...but I don't really care anymore
>>727881685>Flea, is that you?>You look... different.
>>727881820we know, collette
>>727881601RoBUTTnik will job before that
>>727881567Would it be any different than the time he ended up fighting Nazi teddy bears?>>727881087I'm enjoying the OC Rock is getting this time.
>>727881567Sure, his crew seems harmless, and a Prince would be loaded with cash.
>>727881630An alliance, huh? Well, if you can get me away from... her... then sure, why not. I have nothing left in my life after those white nights, so I'll accept. Name your price.
>>727881670>Lloyd still in bottom 128 despite it being an obvious duplication error
>>727881820:-)
>>727881328Hey fuck you too, pal
>>727881991I'm glad to hear it.
>>727882001yeah, lloyd's a clever and sneaky guy so, oh well. vote lloyd!
>>727881961Bold words for someone in harvesting distance...
See you in about an hour for the scheduled elevator rapings
>>727881601MAKE IT HAPPEN ELON!!!!!
>>727881042Your contributions to bottom are greatly appreciate, homeworldanon
If my picks lose, it will be a huge bummer. But on the other hand, I will be unburdened to make art every day and focus on my finals.
Personally I prefer Presea
>>727881991>ten minutes later in Northrend>GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HEEEEEEAAAH
i quit every security question is fucking retarded
>>727882135this, i love campaigning but it always exhausts me, at least whenever i lose i have relief to go with it
>>727882135Name your pick
>>727880346IM G0NNA_BE R3ALLY [[Dissatisfied Customer]] ON [[The Vidya] IF SPAMTON G DOESN<t [[Make it Or Break it]] TO THE [[Stars]]JUST AS [[ASS]] AT HOW [[ASS]] OF [[The Vidya]] WAS [[Ratfucked]] IN Th# [[Nosebleeds]] AND [[Little Demon]] WAS [[Ratfucked]] 2!!!
>>727878912Hey hey hey! Here's your Mr. /co/ Daffy to tell you who the /co/-approved #QUACKMAGIC #DAFFYDUBS #CHECKEDANDTRUTHFUL picks are! Remember to vote for all of these based /co/ picks to fix King /v/!>Doomguy>Leon Kennedy>Travis Touchdown>Raiden>Wario>Phoenix Wright>Miles Edgeworth>JC Denton>Chris Redfield>Dr Eggman>Scout>Heavy>Engineer>Medic>Kiryu>Jacket>Scorpion>Ryu Haybusa>Ryu Street fighter>Ken Street fighter
>>727881401Open your eyes
>>727879814Hey where's nemesis? I need to show off these karta I got for a broken build.
>>727882217FUCKING KEK
>>727882232Shut the fuck up, Fraudffy
>>727882217Fucking KEK
>>727879814SAVE ME BEJITA WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS
>>727879782
>>727879017I'm lovin' the art so far.
>>727882135King is the tournament where I have way too many picks and I appreciate thinning the numbers so I can actually pick one or two to commit to
>>727878949>>727879814Bottom 128 OC
>>727881372It's a matter of consistency, especially background. As it is, it looks like this.>>727881658Most /v/ use the same template, but sure.
>>727878949>>727879814I've been waiting for this Engineer guy for a while now. Maybe he's a turtle.I've been fishing in this river but all I get is firemen with neon signs.
>>727882268ResettiDazai
>>727881601That would legitimately kill these tourneys forever.
>>727882091HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>727882209I like to put on a confident front. Voters can sense weakness. I'll tell you if they lose, though.
>>727882268ResettiDazairemember to vote for lucas in next 128
>>727882000Join the forces of Chaos and help the one named Patches stop the priest in his tracks before he advances any further. He along with a certain cyborg have been thwarting my plans for a while now, so it would be best to see him be disposed of as soon as possible.
>>727882306understood
>>727882135It's either suffer spite because your main won or shitposting because they lost. Double edged sword.
>>727879968Joe looking kinda HOT. With the hair tied on he's basically his sister
>>727881601Eggman would still lose btw.
>>727882217Anchorin' >>727878949
>>727881601That's pretty funny in a horrifying way.
>>727882280kek these videos have some goofy screenshots
>>727882135Yeah, I'm seeing if mine can win this match or not before I commit harder.
>>727878949 #>>727879814 #Bottom 128 OC again
>>727881601>/sthg/ rigging against sonic the hedgehog subreddit finals
How badly did your pick fuck up their entire timeline?
>>727879782The more subtly funny implication of this video is admission that Dagda is easier to model than Aogami. Anything is lmao. Jesus christ Doi what were you thinking with his design?
>>727879160Okay, this is really good.
>From the special F-Zero GP venue, we're broadcasting an interview with the legendary Captain Falcon himself! Okay then, I'd like to ask you something. Thoughts on your opponent?Hah, well of course I remember Mega Man! Kid was a real legend back in the day and it's been an honor to fight him a few times in the past. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm going to let him knock me out of the race in the first round! Isn't that right, my fans?!
>>727881601Aside from a finale like that being a complete joke and a wet fart, Sonic getting even close to such heights would be pretty shitty, because post-Maekawa Sonic's character is kind of lame, with only the JP localizations of post-2010 Western scripts working overtime to keep him in-character.
If thou cast thy vote for Frog thou art casting a vote for facing thy foe in honorable combat, not sneaketh around and stabbeth them in the back.
>>727882582YEAH
>>727879160Lots of effort put into this, love it. Honestly it's a tough first round matchup, hope you still stick around if Phoenix wins
>>727882582...
Cometh thou and purge your sins and vote that scheming rat Patches out the race!
Now I'm reminded that blizzard (chink edition) comissioned this for wrath classic, at least it does stuff from Warcraft 3.https://youtu.be/WWoWju6B1l4?si=0d-KNIv_S9XKRP5E
The worst part is that Eggman has such an easy bracketThe only real threat he has on the way to Elite 8 is whoever wins the inevitable Freeman vs Demi-Fiend fight
>>727879814Gargliano has a BALLER Ost fight btw. Check it out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYnJomiI1YE
>>727879968OH NO- NO- NO NO->>727878949Vote Eggman!!
>>727882512...YOU ARE THE BLOODFLOWING THROUGH MY FINGERS
>>727878949VOTE WILYFIND HIM INNOCENT ON ALL CHARGES
>>727882417Making OC shouldn't be a competition. I'm just as happy making OCs for my qualifier literally whos as I am for the finalists. Ko/v/ is a great excuse to shitpost about your favourite characters and that's all it is, taking it too seriously leads to nothing but anger and spite.
>>727882512After finishing Rance 8, I'm inclined to say "moderately", but since I haven't played Rance 10 and completed the entire series I cannot answer this question with any certainty. But suffice to say that Rance is highly disruptive by every measure
Ah, I thought I had missed over half the tournament at this point, but it's still pretty early. Neat.
>>727882583/sthg/ spotted, get out of here.
>>727882310https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/56/Pyro_sf13_influx_small01.wav
>>727879968Viewtiful humiliation ritual.Joebros it's over.
>>727882691Ah shit, that was only the trailer.https://youtu.be/vOm6EHcAglM
>>727882346A priest, huh? All religious people I've seen in the City have been total wackjobs, so sure, I'll lend you a hand. Who knows, maybe even some no-name grade 9 like myself could beat him without breaking a sweat.
>>727882330Truer words were never spoken, anon. Good luck with your finals
>>727882760THISWILY IS INNOCENT. DR. LIGHT IS THE REAL CULPRIT!GIVE US THE DOCTOR! GIVE US THE ROPE!
>>727881976Technically he more or less got kidnapped to join in that war, but he acclimatized well enough.
I have walked through fire before. Burned, broken… but not undone. Whatever waits behind that mask, he will find that resolve does not melt like flesh.
>>727880591also I don't know why I did this but I did so here
>>727879968cute
>>727882592I believe Frog shall take the victory.
>>727879814Im votin in Next 128 rn and I thought this was Etna for a second, a flat tranny looks that similar to her. Crazy that /v/ almost elected this as their Queen.
I think I'm going to suplex someone, brother.
>>727882724This is twice now Eggman has turned someone into a little girl in this tournament, he also turned Eggman Nega into a little girl in the grox OC, what's his fucking problem?
why is Eggman in both the main tournament and barred?
>>727882789>/sthg/ the comic dickriding general is when prefering Maekawa to the comics, IDW or otherwiseRetardbro...
>>727882968That Lightbringer is a SPY
>>727882760I knew I shouldn't have left jury selection to Winston Payne...!!!
>>727882851Thank you, it's a doozy
>>727878949Repost. Vote for Olimar!
>half an hour leftHow we feeling, Jacketbros?
>>727883049>Lightbringer
>>727882968Kek
>>727879160Man, court in King of /v/ is really weird. Regardless, here's to hoping Regi wins.
>>727882968Uther Azul...
>>727883010Eggman is against who in Barred?
>>727882565>>727882632i appreciate it anons!not sure what's next but it's been fun for sure
>>727878949Reposting, 30 minutes left to vote Kris
>*ding dong*It's a nigga in a purple suit!
>>727882315Thanks>>727882343You were late but sure.Help me choose hereAnd in between Ghandi or lego batman
>>727882968BLOODY SPY
>>727883047/sthg/ is when you give a shit about Sonic's story instead of Sonic's gameplay, and only /sthg/ talks about Sonic comics in 2025. Go back there.
ASURABROS WHERE ARE WE
>>727883174The best thing I can say about this matchup, is I'm happy one of them is guaranteed to lose
Looks like Star Wolf is helping the undead prince of evil!
>>727883183
>>727883207.....
Fun Eggman fact: canonically in the comics there's a cybernetic chinchilla girl who is really, really fucking horny for him
>>727883174LOL THIS IS KINO
I can't let that purple troll get away with this!
>>727882724>Hex openly displays his TG fetish
>>727882710With the sheer amount of OC it's hard to see him going down any earlier than maybe the semi finals if at all. His fanbase is going super hard, they seriously came to win
>>727882968
>>727878949Quick last-hour barred OCVote Gong!
Spamton is honestly getting hilarious posts and I would be sad if he lost to AVGN here.
>>727883268Who are you?
>>727883205I enjoy both a good story and good gameplay, thank you very much.
>>727883312You'll have better luck in life than CHEATING better than me!
Post it.The match that has received zero attention.
>>727883174Equip this Shadow Mantle to win
>>727883205>You cant talk about characterization in a tournament primary about characterization because... you just cant ok
>>727883174Nice
>>727883346My name is the Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going, and I believe I may have misplaced some votes at this residence.
>>727883110Pretty good.
>>727883285how did they get away with everything
>>727882724>>727879968A LEWD FOLLOWUP, PLEASE MAN
>>727883364Alucard vs Revolver Ocelot
>>727883047Talking about how poorly the comics and movies handle the characters is still technically talking about the comics. I would know.
>>727879782Man, that guy sure can hold a grudge. Not even being in another bracket can spare Dazai from getting a beatdown.
>>727883364Has Scout vs. Nyarly gotten anything?
>>727883010
>>727883330Kino
>>727883434There he is.
>>727882968Glad you could make it, Bluther.
>>727883363You're going to get IT and I'll kick your ass over a piece of gum if I wanted to!
Please help me. What's Hulk Hogan's favorite drink?
>>727882724Joe im using my x-ray to see through your clothes- why do you have a eggman empire womb tattoo?
>>727883330Hell yeah
>>727883492Huh? We already know Scoout is gonna win so why ebhen thry
>>727882524It's such a mess of a design.>>727883480Gotta stay true to Nahobino in the threads.
>>727883447The only Alucard I saw wasn't even talking about Ocelot.
>>727883529Bitch I hope you have the votes to cover that little vacation you've been taking.
>>727883509What's going on here? Can Metal go T1000?
>>727883364Ganondorf vs Mr. House, I don't think either have been mentioned in these threads even once.
>>727882000You better not to trust someone named Miller, Orlando. ALL of them are notorious jobbers. This one can't even summon a demon correctly. You be more wise accept my invitation to the manor instead
>>727883447>I'VE COME TO PUT AN END TO THIS>SIX SILVER BULLETS...MORE THAN ENOUGH
>>727883549VITAMINS
>>727883364I would've said Knuckles be the long series name guy but now it's getting something
>>727882724I'm sorry Joe
>>727883587I was doing a little engagement many hours back when everyone was asleep.
>>727883536Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the Scout, but I'm still your superior as a Spy.
>>727883602Now hold up Transfer-
>>727883609I saw like 1-2 Ganon posts.
Are you out there, Jamesbros?
Isn't Sage is still in AM's rape chamber?
>>727883604At least when he's Neo Metal, although even regular Metal is an adaptive robot in general.
Less than an hour and Ocelot will get incinerated.
>>727883604yes and he uses it to disguise himself as Eggman while he has the real Eggman BETRAYED and TRAPPED
>>727883693No that's the Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going.
>>727883712Eating pizza.
>>727883492I've seen Scoutposting, I've seen a but of Nyarly posting, but I have not seen Scout vs Nyarly postingVote Rance gahahaha
>>727883712AIEEEEEEE I DONT WANT TO GET BETTER
>>727883364These are the matchups where I don't remember seeing any OC or support for either side.>Master Chief vs. King of All Cosmos>Crono vs. Coach>Alucard vs. Revolver Ocelot>Adam Jensen vs. Nero>G-Man vs. Goro Majima>M. Bison vs. Elevator Man
6 decides whose femur gets snapped in half7 decides who did it to him
I believe in him.
>>727883617Hey excuse me, could I get some help here? I can't even find my opponent.
Meta Knight… before we cross blades or bullets, I must ask you, are you fighting to protect, or simply because the winds of fate pushed you here?
>>727883720Nah, when he lost to Shadow last year she was freed from AM's control. There was a drawing of it in the post-match threads.
>>727883364>Master Chief vs. King of All Cosmos>Crono vs. Coach>Bomberman vs. Pit>Ganondorf vs. Mr. House>Red vs. Dagoth Ur>Adam vs. Nero>Sephiroth vs. Link>Joshua Graham vs. Meta Knight
>>727883760That's what I said, Transfer Student.No, no. It's the Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going, like the The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Rancid-Breath Emitting, Slime-Dripping, Wart-Ridden, Gangrenous-Toed, Blister-Covered, Maggot-Infested, Foul-Smelling, Bile-Spewing, Eye-Gouging, Soul-Crushing, Despair-Inducing, Hope-Annihilating, Joy-Sucking, Light-Extinguishing, Spirit-Crushing, Grot-Spewing, Filth-Encased, Pestilence-Spreading, Disease-Ridden, Vomit-Inducing, Nightmare-Fueled, Terror-Inciting, Abomination of a Ruler, Whose Every Gland Secreets the Very Essence of Disgust and Decay, a Living Embodiment of All That is Loathsome and Despicable, a Walking Catastrophe of Corruption and Putrefaction, with a Heart Blacker Than the Abyss Itself, and a Mind Twisted Beyond All Recognition, a True Scourge Upon All Existence, Whose Very Presence Causes the Strongest Souls to Quiver in Revulsion, a Monument to the Macabre and a Master of Misery, a Leviathan of Loathing, a Kraken of Corruption, and ultimately, eternally, and most disturbingly, Queen Slug-for-a-Butt, you say the whole thing. The Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going.
>>727883736Trying your luck with me, vampire. I have gunfu magic on my side and you'll never deflect my shots.
>>727883492>Guys Scout is gonna be the biggest candidate ever the TF2 comic finished!>Scout: ..........
>>727883808Battler except it's his penis and not his femur
>>727883693Knuckles you fucking idiot
>>727883712
>>727883808Battler
>>727883852>>727883806I made some OC slandering Nero but it got zero attention.
Olimar vs Sonic will be a good litmus test to see how effective spitevoting against Sonic picks truly is.
>>727883854Can't we call you Transfer Student for short?No nigga I'm the Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going!
>>727883808Arthas
>>727883808Goku
>>727883470Well shit... looks like comicschads won... the laundryfolding competition, that is.
>>727883861TF2 shitters are now silent majority shitters. I'd say we kick them early on.
>>727883808Bubsy
Just give up, Jack. You know you already lost.
>>727883906That's a shame. Repost it
>>727883907I'm spitevoting against spitevoteposters
>>727883881The fuck was up with the voice acting in that scene, anyway? It was supposed to be disgusting and funny, not arousing.
>>727883913Anon, who is this person?Nigga are you deaf I'm the Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going! Say it with me now!
>>727883916
>>727883881
>>727883806>>727883852I'm trying, doods. I just have some candidates that I know are going to lose but need some engagement.
>>727883808Mario
>>727883916>>727883926>>727883956oh no no... say goodbye to your ability to walk, all of you
this round determined if I stay in ko/v/ or leave
>>727883967Well, I'm spitevoting against the spitevoters against spitevoters!
>>727883806Round 1 is rough. Doomed campaigns, forgotten match ups. It's less chaos than quals but it's just spread out enough for a lot to fall through the cracks
>>727883364Wheatley vs Donkey Kong has not gotten a single post
>>727883975>AAWWWWUUURH IT'S LIKE THE SCREAMIN' SHITS IT IS!Was definitely funny
>>727883808Arthas, Goku, and Bubsy
>>727883962smug bitchboy
>>727883985...He's my main
>>727883720Yes and no. Hexfag for example didn’t know about that storyline when he was campaigning for Eggman in 2023.
>>727884020Oh yeah? I might just have to spitevote against you spitevoting against the spitevoters spitevoting against spitevoters. Ever thought of that, tough guy?
>>727883808Donkey Kong
>>727883808Z-Sabre
Vote Chief BTW
>>727884014Please stayI love you
>>727883963Here ya go
>>727883881lmao
>>727884065Well that certainly was, it's the sighing and moaning afterwards that does it.
>>727883826...I fight to protect Dreamland, and I will ensure that they will be strong enough to protect themselves as well. En garde.
>>727883207I wish I could campaign rn but I'm working on something bigger.
>>727883808Todd Howard
>>727883907I just want to vote for Olimar genuinely. Him finally getting in and being paired against Sonic after Shadow just won and Eggman has so many curses against him was a monkey paw.
>>727884087Y-your main? So you really are a a-
>>727883808G-Man
>>727883806campaigning doesnt change anything
>>727884115Oh right thatHe sure is dead weight
>>727883808Doomguy
>>727882724Minor correction, I forgot they're in movie world.>>727879968>>727878949Vote Eggman!!
>>727883808The stars club is 2 blocks down, Yiikerman
What happens to your main if they win this round?
>>727883906Hey, didn't I reply to that? It got at least 1 attention
>>727884165Yes, he's a nigger faggot!
>>727883806Round 1 is a murder fest where matches will be ignore since there's 100+ of them.It's why we NEED a losers bracket.
>>727884201He will cause an upset if he did.
>>727884201I think he has a good shot of making it to at least the fourth round. This specific match-up could go either way.
>>727884247give me your balls
>>727884187Very appropriate
>>727883825Meant for >>727884194
>>727884242>Riley Shadowheh
>>727884180Trve. I've never changed my vote because of a campaign unless it was a spite vote.
>>727884225Anon, you fool! You forgot to take off your silent majority status when you replied to that post. No wonder he didn't notice it.
>>727878949"You know, you really remind me of this one guy I know, except you don't try to glitch my games into unplayable junk">"ME? RUIN PERFECTLY [[Sellable]] GAMES WITH [[a guaranteed lifespan of]]? I'M A [[Big Shot!]], NOT A [[little $!$$]]. YOU REALLY TAKE ME FOR SOME KINDA CON ARTISTS, BIMMY?""I mean kinda? Instead of helping with the video, You've tried three times now to sell me a bowtie with your name on it that smells like a Zebra's placenta." >"THAT IS A [[Threat]] OF [[LOWEST QUALITY ENCRYPTION]][[Brown Bricks]]? I'M ALWAYS [[GETTING FREAKY]] WITH MY OPINIONS, AND I GOTTA SAY: [[I'm not gay, Mike.]] FOR THIS CONCORDIA OF [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]"Took the words right out of my mouth. Now I'm not a modern gamer, so I don't have much reference material on the Halos or the Call of Duties standard. This isn't unplayable, it's just..."
>>727884201He celebrates victory over another filthy monkey before snapping one of two worthless walking gadgets in his jaws.
>>727884201upset into facing a popular character combo
>>727884242Come on bitch, now!The Transfer Student from Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going, could I please have a minute?A minute?! Let us pray the long ass name prayer.
77 emeralds are what I need to so I can crush my opponents
>>727884060That one might be the biggest foregone conclusion of the entire round though. I don't think Rance has a real shot at beating K. Rool but there's an attempt at least. DK vs Wheatley is just a pure stomp.There's probably a Super Monkey Ball joke somewhere in there but it's not even worth it
>>727884262Kratosbro...
Hi all! Progress is going great on the first show. 48/64 fights done. Won't make the buzzer, but no writer's block, just a busy day. I'll be back when it's finished. Plan is to finish the script, input the number for the bracket once they come out (if they're not already out by the time I'm through writing) then start up ASAP with Round 2!
>>727884258Objection: actually, there's only 60+ of them.
>>727883854Alright, it was worth it voting him in just for this.
>>727884187My hero
So is there a loser club like Torres' bar yet?
>>727884201He either has to fight another immortal guy associated with the colors yellow and purple, or him and Big Smoke are going to eat a LOT of food.
>>727884328Lord, please pray for the soul of this nigger faggot, and guide my long ass name's hand and make it strong Lord, so that he might learn his place. Amen.
>>727884201He will kill off a tourney favorite and that will be an instant spite next round.
My character jobbed in Qualifiers so I spitevoted everyone's picks. The tournament is ruined all thanks to me.
>>727884318>"[[DIMELESS]] [[$49.99]] GRUEL FOR [[Viewers like]] [[Nobody's Around to]]?"Exactly. Overall Concord isn't a BAD game, but it's no surprise it came and went so fast. Why would anyone want to play something that looks like it was designed for people who don't exist? It's so unoffensive, I can't think of a fitting way to destroy it. Do I shit on it, explode it or drown it in radioactive Pepsi? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? Whatever I do, it'll have as much cohesion as the characters themselves. Actually, I'll tell you what I'll do. Leave it to collect dust for a decade and then release it blindly into the wild, like Firewalk Studios did.>"HAHAHAHAHAEHEHEHEH! You said it, [[Boardwalk]] James! THIS GAME IS [[Fecal]] MATTER WORSE THEN EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman]]'s [My Ordinary Life] AFTER [[2001]]. IT BREAKS MY [[Rapidly-shrinking]] [[HeartShapedObject]] THAT PEOPLE WOULD SPEND THEIR HARD-EARNED [[Kromer]] ON THIS INSTEAD OF THEIR OLD PAL SPAMT">"SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!""Hey, Shitpickle clogged my toilet, so I'm gonna go take a piss outside. You want me to grab you a beer?">"[[yeah, pretty much.]]. IT'S ALMOST [[CRIMINAL]] TJAH [The thirstiest time of the year]] IS THE ONLY TIME THIS [[Hot Shot!]] CAN SPEAK ABOUT [[The Knight]] OR [[purificatory physical incarnation]]s WITHOUT A [[Pentair Clean and Clear Replacement Pool Filter]]!!!
>>727883881Too soon, Conker.
>>727884143Very well. I will meet you where honor demands. But understand this, my purpose was tempered in flames no forge could replicate. If you seek to test me, knight… then I pray your conviction is stronger than your steel. I have survived worse than legends. I raise my weapon. Not out of rage, but certainty.
>>727883470>>727883931Stop shit talking comic books!!!!
>>727884365>Ignoring side tournamentsFor shame, gayworth.
>>727884416Amen, yeah!
Hey Einsten! What are we supposed to do take down this dragon?
The hosts fucked up nominations and they fucked up qualifiers.Predict how they'll fuck up next.
>>727884201He probably gets spited for being made by a company with 0 goodwill today
>>727884434Bubble Bazz…
>>727884443"Alright so the fridge should be right next to the..."
>>727883189papa nier
>>727883806That AM disguised was allowed on the bracket is hilarious, it's just a shame he wasn't matched up against any of the other rape picks for maximum shitposting.
>>727883330Good match
Before the round ends, did the hosts ever explain why they let in (You), Dante, and AM or did they stay silent and useless?
ISSACTHAT THING YOUR FACING IS WORSE THAN ANY MARKER OR NECROMORPHFLEE!!!!!! DIG STRAIGHT DOWN!!!!!!
>>727884415>Wario buys the pizza chain from william not knowing its reputation>William reveals he sold it because it sunk in popularity after the child murders>This is the inciting incident for the fight
>>727884509The names are swapped on the resultsThe exact opposite choice wins every single matchup
>>727883009>>727883321He's Hextranny for a reason
>>727884498
Who has absolutely ZERO chance of making it to Round 2?
>>727884365Thanks for the math lesson, Edgeworth...
How's everyone feeling? Are you confident in your main?
>>727884501When in doubt, eat more bread.
>>727884526>"oh dear. [[this is the wrong room.]]""WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THIS SHIT?!?"
cant wait to see how much rigging was done
>>727884545AM got an explanation. Dante doesn't need any, he's a completely different character.
>>727884530Yeah too late.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKc2T4Gyfao
>>727884586Transfer Student. And let that be the end of the 'le funny long names' trend.
>>727884586Red
>>727884531You guys keep saying AM disguised, but he's an elevator rapist man. AM is a hateful computer. Computers can't rape.
>>727884561>>pizza chainI hope Mona is included somehow.
>>727883446Meru
>>727884574
>>727884598Some of them will die but that's the risk I'm willing to make.
VwЁfe@gw·@Ёif@бfЁЁf·@ubv@ФqЁi@btt@uХ@bddwДvЁБ
>>727884586The poor bastard up against Eggman.
>>727883617A manor invitation, huh? Interesting, very interesting. I might have to take you up on that after this round. Didn't Raiden go to your mansion after King last year? Wonder how he's been doing. Anyway, I'll give you a ring later on after finishing this first job cause I can't do two at once. Fixer code and all that.
>>727884608if theres more than 1000 votes its rigged
>>727884545The soul is treated as an actual character in Deltarune, even if it's ultimately mainly just the way the player interacts with the world. Name could have been changed, but I assume it was deemed fine to let in.No clue on Donte and AM. It's even weirder when the former was already barred in a previous year.
>>727884586Nerfed Nyarly, he already lost to Scout in 2020 and now he's nerfed and Scout got more content
He's finally back, performing for you.
>>727884194Thanks, hopefully this is easier than dealing with the golden alpaca.
>>727884545El Donte has absolutely nothing to do with Dante. Enquire no further.
>>727884586ZERO chance, you say?
>>727884653REMIND YOURSELF
>>727884609>completely different characterWhy do Dante fags keep pushing this horseshit?
>>727884642
>>727884561There's a few Wario boss designs that don't seem too out of place in a horror-themed game. I think he could handle it.Wonder where that guy that said he was going to do screencap LP's here went?
>>727884691>>727884692Almost
Patches, surely you would like to come to the church once either outcome happens. Those humanities of yours could be well used...
>>727884676Nyarly never recovered from being Scout's butler for a year. Meanwhile, Scout got the TF2 comic and steady yearly content through the various TF2 community content creators.
where's The Noice?
>>727884721There's Dante and then there's Donte. Learn the difference, it could save your life.
saving an image
>>727884721Post your copy of DmC or post your Steam playtime.
>>727884721People have been pushing it since the game came out
>>727884697Can't believe Dante fags are actually trying to get a second win.
>>727884724You ain't going to hit no Anon in my house!
>>727884668300*
MISTAH' JAYCEE DANTON. IN DA FRASH.
>>727878949AAAAAHHHH LAST MINUTE OCVote Rance, best of luck everyone.
>>727884607heh
>>727884774he recovered in 2021 only for women to nerf him
While there's images left, post your favorite OC someone else made this round
>>727884653Hypocrite down to the core
Precept Eight: "Travel Alone". You can rely on nobody, and nobody will always be loyal. Therefore, nobody should be your constant companion.
Is Dante the first ever winner to be allowed back in the same tournament he won? He is at least in a main tournament, but I don't remember if any side tournament allowed it.
>>727884805What Anon sir? This here's a nigger faggot.
>Your response has been denied, please try again.I don't get it. Are they fucking with me?
>>727884781>>727884791>>727884794All versions count as the same character. Otherwise we should FF1 Garland back in the tourney.
>>727884816who is this whore on the left
>>727884318>>727884443>>727884526>>727884607Why has Spamton vs Nerd consistently been one of the best matchups
>>727884879Dante didn't win any past tournaments, amigo
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting Friezas!
>>727884882Not in this house he's not. Why don't you just wait outside.
>>727884817Kek, bretty good.>>727884906It's been explained dozens of times, yes they're just playing a dumb joke.
>>727884318>>727884443>>727884526>>727884607Absolute cinema. Best match of R1.
>>727884913So I take it Roll Caskett should be banned too?
>>727884817Based Rance
>>727884920Looks like Robin from Fire Emblem Awakening
>>7278849502020 anon
>>727884906Should've voted Kratos
>>727884757Well! Perhaps I could see what your cathedral is hiding. Maybe more trinkets and riches than what I can loot out of ya! heheh
>>727879814Reminder that in Bottom 128, Ganconer and Belgae have their images mixed up. Hope this is fixed next round if they make it.
>>727884817Kek
Dante has white hair. Dante here has black hair. They aren't the same.
>>727884950Dante was literally the last good King.
>>727884879I think? Maybe something like that happened in /co/ with how much multiverse fuckery there is in comics.
5 Minu-ACK
NO MORE
FIVE MINUTESTHAT'S HOW LONG YOU HAVE
You still have 5 minutes left to apologize to Ridley and kneel before your soon to be king
>>727884943The two play perfectly off each other. One is the face of vidya on classic YouTube. The other is an embodiment of a lot of classic internet culture.
FIVE MINUTES LEFT FAGS
>>727879814Everybody who votes for MrBeast6000 in BARRED in the next five minutes will receive one million dollars in v-bucks!
>>727884997Never. I will remain a worse man.
>>727884964
>>727884913>Otherwise we should [let] FF1 Garland back in the tourney.Yes.
>>727884943Damn, that penguin is hot.
>>727884975So I take it FF1 Garland should be in too?>>727885013Cool going to nominate Peter Parker with a different hair color then.
Soon
>Implying these slob ""hosts"" are going to post on time
>>727885036Even the game version looks soulless and miserable. Wow.
Are we ready to be worse men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQbKxsul5nAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBZ26AoGilU
>>727884968Hosts actually exposed how retarded we really are. Shockingly well played move by them.
>>727885039Damn, Castlevania-jenkin! I didn't know there was still wooping niggas! Fine. Bitch you got 45 seconds and I'm leaving! 44!!43!!!>The EndAs the guy that nominated Long Ass Vidya Name McGee I felt it was my responsibility to make some kind of OC with him. I also nominated Zote with 10 adjectives in his name but out of the two he's the one that got the shortened name treatment, to my surprise.
FIVE HRT TRANS INJECTIONS.
>>727885024dead-za...>>727885027ONTIME-ZA>>727885028>>727885034late-za...>>727885029late-ly...
>Nyarlathotep (TF2 spitevote)>Postal Dude (kino)>Zero (not gen a slop)>Rance (K Rool boring)>Master Chief (kino)>Crono (Valve spitevote)>Pepsiman (Toby spitevote)>Kirby (always great)>Johnny Cage (funny)>Bowser (never liked EarthBound)>Vergil (TF2 spitevote)>Pit (deserves more love)>Dedede (Nier lame)>Spamton (actually /v/)>DuBois (idk)>Crash (Valve spitevote)>Nahobino (Valve spitevote)>Gex (Kiryu boring)>Arthas (idk)>Alucard (MGS spitevote)>Asura (cool)>Little Mac (tough)>James (Kratos lame)>Hayabusa (kino)>Ganondorf (never liked Fallout)>Dagoth Ur (Pokemon spitevote)>Dr. Wily (holy shit)>Donkey Kong (Valve spitevote)>Phoenix Wright (Pokemon spitevote)>Olimar (comfy)>Rayman (fun)>Nero (idk)>Link (Sephiroth lame)>Simon (Christ must win)>Cuphead (fun underdog)>Big Smoke (kino)>Gene (kino)>Funky Kong (actual character)>Mario (not FOTM)>Knuckles (literal who opponent)>Doomguy (idk)>Meta Knight (never liked Fallout)>Agent 47 (Valve spitevote)>Frog (TF2 spitevote)>Conker (actual character)>Ryu (holy shit)>John Ward (Christ must win)>Travis (kino)>Demi-fiend (Valve spitevote)>Goro (idk hate both)>Yuri (Valve spitevote)>Wesker (Donte doesn't belong here)>Viewtiful Joe (kino and Eggman is lame)>Klonoa (kino)>Mega Man (tough but would prefer he get love)>Dracula (actual character)>Chris Redfield (MGS spitevote)>Frank West (funny)>Charles (hate both but at least he's not FOTM)>Isaac (kino)>Leon (sure)>Jacket (kino)>M. Bison (actual character)>Quote (cute)
>>727884318>>727884443>>727884526>>727884607LMFAOthis is my favorite matchup of round 1
>>727884869Цif@бfЁЁf·@ubv@Фqtt@c·qvh@ыДqv@Дxwv@ЁifБf@Ёi·fbeБWhile you will still be trying to get to Grand Guignol that isn't even yours like a pathetic bird you are.
>>727878949Posting teams one more time before the round ends (cuz I posted it in a slow thread earlier)
>>727885087>/co/fagShould've expected it. You weren't there when Donte was mocked by everyone, were you?
I will kiss the losers and makeout with their sweet campaigners.
>>727885065Why not, we have precedence now.
>>727878949
Vote for Phoenix. He'll tank any fighting from the prosecution, no matter how super effective it gets.
>>727878949I FUCKING HATE THE CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>727884913Donte is going to change the tournaments forever.
>>727885101They may not post on time but they certainly end the polls on time
>>727885101Actually that's the one thing they have been good at. We almost never have to wait longer than 1-2 minutes in any round that isn't qualifiers or finals.
>>727884607>>727884526>>727884443>>727884318Now's your chance to [I LOVE TV!!!]
El Donte is getting eliminated either way, so we can all rest nicely.
THE FORM CLOSED EARLY LMAO
HEY /CO/FAGS
>>727885005>there are people who want to fuck this thing
>>727885204Charles... is POWERFUL
Hehe I posted the voting link in multiple different threads.
>>727885142>christfag>shit taste
>>727885165Peter Parker is /v/ core newfag.Also widely being mocked has fuck all to do with the rules the post put up.
What did to your wife was abominable. But I've been on a similar path as yours before, even us monsters can still cling onto it... Hope.It's not too late James, we can still be Better.
Hey new guy, reply to my post or else!
>>727885160>Wario, Waluigi, Zero, Funky Kong, and edgeworthHell yeah. Now Rockin' Rivals is a team.
>>727885087>>727885165SpideyCHAD is a /v/ pick.
>>727885241Liar.
>727885298No.
>727885298no
minute left
COUPLE MINUTES LEFT YOU BETTER HAVE VOTED FOR QUOTE OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A MIMIGA
>>727885245/co/ Derangement Syndrome
>>727885125Fucking kino
ENTER
Question does anyone else see a black guy with this silhouette? Specifically the one that assaulted Guts. Further connecting Kris to be a rapist.
>>727885281No
>>727885210Knew el Donte was a gaylord all along.
So whats the odds the tournament gets rigged again because the hosts did absolutely nothing, less than queen in fact, to stop email buying?
>>727885348It's the black guy from the Valve logo
WITH MY 4 I SACRIFICE BATTLER USHIROMIYA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
TIME'S UP!
Who the fuck keeps putting GrandDad?
IT'S DONE.
>>727885368Every tournament is rigged.
>>727885339>shitren the loser
I WON
>Going from badass perpetually angry god slayer to man who tries to find boyfriends for his wifeAre there other examples of /v/ characters that took a fall in social likeness as bad as Kratos?
>>727885279And he's banned in /v/ tournaments according to the rules.
>>727885392FLEENTSTONES?
>>727885368Extremely high, especially now that it's been rewarded because it gets results, works, and nothing is done against it. I'd like to wager the rigger really wanted to rig King, and used Queen as a test run.
>>727885348IT'S THE VALVE GUY
Shitdow killed the hype
I'm afraid Orbot!
>>727885368Very after all I rigged it after Hunk didn't make it
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
>>72788514250/50
>>727879814fuck i was 20 seconds too late submitting and i didn't even notice
>No resultsRIGGED IT'S FUCKING RIGGED
All your votes are switched to vote for the Better Man with this 8
Don't mind me fellas
>>727885468SOME ONE STOP HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If kratos or steve make it, then fucking hell, as psychotic as it sounds, best part to cut the body for the ritual?
is the form still open to anyone else than me?
>>727885418People still like him outside of /v/. It's just them that got triggered by the new game.
>>727885328>Trannycube shit
STOP. THE. COUNT.
>>727885468RAPE HIM
>>727885468STOP! You've violated the law!
I rigged for Eggman.
>>727879814>N and Komaeda both wonCOMMENCE THE TWINK-OFF
>>727885423Sam and Max is also here. Hosts need to get more strict with their criteria already.
>>727885368>stop email buying?What could they even do against that?
>>727885468STOP THE COUNT!
YOURLONG
>>727885468No one will stop The Count. This 4 makes sure of it.
I rigged for [highly anticipated pick] btw
I'm pretty sure my main is getting mascaraed in the polls, but it's been fun.
>>727885418Hank Hill
shadow killed the hype
>>727885492What the fuck anon
>>727885520..to win runner up
>>727885492Holy fuck Nash, don't go so extreme
This entire tournament must be purged.
YOUR TAKING TOO TOO
>>727879814>dazai made itHell yeah.
>T-the hosts are actually on time with stuff like thi- ACK
>>727879814Results of Bottom 128: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/10jdKnS6nmLPG31mbTOxDlwv_ru2I4VLXsQveDDylAOY/viewanalyticsRound 2 coming soon...
Why is Kratos so reviled compared to Bazz?
>>727885492penis
RIP Rance, but at least it was close
>>727885492The inside of your hand.
KRATOS IS OUTWE WILL NOT BE BETTER MEN, WE WILL BE WORSE MEN!
>773 responsesLMAO king is so dead
>JOHNNY AND ASURA WONFUCK YES
Kevin Nash will destroy rape with this 2
>>727885142Actually based for once.
>>727879814Alex won? Nice.
>>727884586I think anyone up against DK reps is in for a tough fight this tournament. Bananza definitely matters, moreso here than queen I think. I think anyone up against Robotnik is also going to have a hard time, but there may be an opportunity there, if one can turn the fire hose of OC he's getting to their favor.Looking at the bracket, the ones I think have absolutely NO chance of actually pulling off a Round 1 upset are:NyarlyFreddy FazbearRanceKing of All Cosmos9SHarry Du BoisCombine SoldierCupheadSpringtrapTransfer StudentCave JohnsonCacodemonGexFather GarciaWheatleyBillYuriViewtiful Joe... I think everyone on that list is basically fodder sent out to die in an impossible Round 1 breakout. Then there are a lot of others I think have very very miniscule, but not zero chance like Rance and Fox and Meta Knight
>>727885627Irony poisoning
>>727882209...it was Mega Man and Dr. Wily. Oh well.
>>727885581Come to think of it, these tourneys do feel slower than usually. But maybe that's due to the CP spam scaring a lot of people off.
>>727885492Your neck
My man Wario, good job! Sorry Cuphead.
What the fuck happened to Alucard Also every UTDR pick is out lol
>>727885392Vinetroons.
>my main picks are still ini'm safe, for now...
NAHOBINO LOST!?*kaiba jpeg*
>>727885672Oh shit I took so long making that post I missed the results lol
>>727885652Jesus that's fucking grim
>Almost every single one of my mains wonHoly fuck, I love you bros.
>>727885492No more of that unholy stuff!
>Spamton lostDamn, fun round though
>SPAMTON JOBBED AGAINKWAUAMFBN
holy fuck it was closetravisbros, how we feeling?
>Klonoa lostIt's so over...
>>7278856522/3 of those are rigged votes btw
SONIC IS OUTUTDR PICKS ARE OUTSPITEVOTING WORKS
>>727885641Aww. We gave it our best shot. GG K. Rool bros
>Almost every single one of my mains lostHoly fuck, I hate you bros.
>Steve, Chicken Jocker, Cuphead, Deltrarune, FNAF, and Kratos all lostBASEDKING CAN BE GOOD THIS YEAR
KRATOS AND SONIC LMAO
>all my mains are out>Conker is still inneat, anyway GG
HATE
STEVE KWABBENING
>angry videogame wonYEAHH
>Mega Man and Wily BOTH outOh come on
►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/DWtoL3i3Ltr2WAFB8—Timer: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8858138/the-end-of-round-2don't leak this password, just because it would be funny
MINECRAP LOST!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
>Mario still inWahoo!
Rance got closer than I would've liked, but a victory is a victory.
>>727879814>Roland and Gary Miller lostThe warning beacon is forever silenced in hands of incompetent demologist.
NAHOBROS WHAT THE FUCK
>arthas made it againMy life for Aiur- I mean, Ner'zhul...
>nahobino lostNo...
>Eggman lost
Faggots voted an e-celeb and off-topic meme over actual vidya characters
>Rance was 49/51He's still got it.
Convinced (you) is responsible for the deltarune spite desu.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASo much for your shitty meme /dbg/
>>727885652People forgot to rig this year, we usually get 1000+ round 1
>>727885791>expecting a shota to make it far much less a furry shotanever ever
>>727885858Password is filtered
>>727885652It's actually about the same vote count as 2023.Mind the round starts like two and a half hours late and there was the two hour site downtime.
>Asura wonneat
>Asura won and Kratos lostGOOD, now he can have a campaign without that bullshit latching on.
>>727885751Well steve and kratos lost, so I don't have to do it. Very good
>>727885858The fuck is this, Balls?
>>727885894They're not going to stop spamming it
>>727885835>Rance gone>Kris goneRapebros...
>afton lostFUCKI HATE KING OF /V/AND I HATE MY FUCKING SONFUUUUUUUUUCKI HATE MY ROTTEN SONUNGRATEFUL BOYUNGRATEFUL BOY!!!!!!!!ROTTEN BOY!!!!!
>Mr House wonYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>my main lost because I didn't have time to campaignAh well, at least he qualified and I can get some rest.
>>727885620>K'Had SajuukOww
>both the deltarune candidates lostthank fuck
>>727885858GO WARIO!I'll make a fun thing for him vs Big Smoke
>kratos jobbed>steve jobbed>chicken jockey jobbedI want all /tnt/ and /co/ doomfags to explain me how this could happen.
>Olimar is still in>I'm going out to eat so I can't even start my OC now and it will be really late againIt's like fate itself doesn't want me to able to campaign for Olimar the year he gets in.
King, the 'bigger tournament', had significantly less votes than Queen round 1. Curious...
>>727885620Floigan
>Patches out>CJ is in>Gene is inThank John Ward campaigners for engaging with me. That was fun. I'm thinking about adding more candidates to push but idk.
Yeah, Banjo is never gonna win
Spamton really deserved to win this match, but the petty Deltarune spite was stronger this time. AVGN is gonna silentfag for the entire round 2 and then lose without fanfare.
>AVGN wonOnly good thing to happen in this dogshit tourney
Shit, Chris is out
>>727885857I knew as soon as the bracket was revealed. They just aren't ready to take on the top seeds. Fucking Miles kills my main like every year
>>727885920I was voting Asura for the rematch, don't really think he'll move on without the Kratos votes
Goddamn, 9S got btfo'd HARD.
WE CAN FINALLY BE WORSE MEN
>Isaac beat the fuck out of SteveHoly shit, and I thought he was out for the count.
>>727885920what campaign?
>>727885870I predicted this would happen
>>727885979>my eceleb won
>>727885756He won in my [[HeartShapedObject]].
>>727885652Wasnt King almost always getting sub-1000 compared to Queen? At least outside of finals
>>727885858>Isaac vs CJ rematch possible
>>727885858>you're actually doing it
>773 answersLooks like riggers fucked off
how do i see who won?
>>727885652>228 votes away from 1000hmm... noticing
>>727885973wouldn't it be funny if the avgn got the spamton glasses like batter?
>Zero vs K. RoolAIEEEEEEEE
>>727885950Shadow mindbroke us, we've looped around to spitevoting out stupid picks instead of good picks.
>>727885858>Pepsiman vs Kirby rematchNeat!
>>727885620>khad lost that badlyHoly shit people here Don't like Homeworld games.
>>727885959Queen was always the biggest in terms of numbers, no one's ever denied that. King's the "biggest" in terms of hype.
>>727885950/co/ and /tnt/ rigged it
Battler bros, we did it.
Klonoa may have lost but whoever wins King will have to spend a night with him as his Playboy
BATTLER GOT THROUGH>>727886067oh no
>>727885971On the bright side for the jobbers, Ridley and Battler won.
Rance did well.
>Nahobino lost to someone who didn't campaign at allRIGGGEDD
>>727885973Yeah, it's shame. And it's not really about AVGN being stronger, just that UT/DR attracts tons of spitevoting.
>>727885930>>>/co/151628585
>>727885963It's been my pleasure, Patchesbro. I hope we can count on your support.
>Nahobino lost while Jack Frost wonNahobino... is weak
>only 700 votersKing is dead
>>727886107>have toYou mean, get to?
>>727886039lollmao
>K. Rool won by only 1.2%Guess all that Rance shitposting really did have an impact
Kratos is gone, so I can rest easy.
Your barred results, sir.https://forms.gle/P54BbuBCJxx7ywxC9
>>727886140absolutely pathetic
King already looks worse than this year's queen.
SUBJECT: FREEMANSTATUS: WON ROUND 1AWAITING ASSIGNMENT
>Jacket vs LeonHaven't seen much Leon posting this year but he's a tourney mainstay all the same, gonna get to work on some stuff for Jacket now.
>>727886140not me
>ALL OF THE FUNNIEST PICKS OUTITS OVER.
>>727886176DOROTHYCHADS
>>727886176>https://forms.gle/P54BbuBCJxx7ywxC9>kurt lostfuck
>>727885973The youtuber dude should'nt ever be there
>Klonoa lostFUCK!
>>727885858>47 vs Spymite b cool
>>727886129Based, get all fatlus picks out.
>>727885937It feels like this year really has been rough for everyone, hasn't it? The previous few KoVs I was able to power through 12-hour shifts to do some campaigning and some OC here and there, but this year has thrown a lot of curve balls my way.
Some of these results disappoint me, like Nahobino losing, but many are okay
>>727886176>Gong lostexpected, but oh well....
I'm honestly more interested in next 128 than the main tournament.
Fucking Pedophile Steve lost??!?!?!
>>727885858>quote made itHell yeah!anyway KEEP VOTING FOR QUOTE
>>727886140KWAB
>>727886186This round 1 results have us cheering.Queen's round 1 had us seething.King is ALREADY better.
>>727886176HUMANITY will RISE AGAIN very fun match though gongbro
Bonjour my baldheaded friend!
>>727886064>The Nerd stays fucked up and Spammified for the rest of the tournament
>the sexiest candidates lostBoooo
>>727886149I haven't finished FAITH but I'll do so.
>(You) beat moot by 22 votes
WHO PUSHED NAHOBINO OUTWHO RIGGED ITHE BARELY LOSTWHO STUFFED THE BALLOT BOX
>>727886250Agreed. That was one of the few that actually felt disappointing to me.
>>727886176>mii hitler vs gokuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EANmcleSSuE
>>727886176TEST SAMA... IS STRONG
>>727886176>Mii Hitler and Goku tiedwhat does this mean for us?
>ONE ROUND?>NO CONTINUES?
Poor Dr. Wily, killed by the silent majority.
More like Zero Chance of Winning!
>>727886276Olimar was sexy enough to have sex at least twice.
>all that hype for Kratos and Steve>lose pathetically in R1
>>727886064>"You got Dealmaker"? The only deal I want is one that gets me a BETTER FUCKIN' GAME!
I need to kiss alot of losers.
>>727886229>actual biological woman lost in a king of /v/ tournamentHOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!??!
>>727885963Thank you for engaging right back, along with some other characters I posted too. Half the fun of these is thinking with others about how these different characters would react to each other, y'know?
>>727886335Dr willy wasn't, megaman was though.
>>727886129>>727886150This was the first time he ever qualified, newer games generally have a disadvantage because the boomers here are more likely to vote for the stuff they played in 2005
>Wily and Megaman out in round 1Kek
>>727886140Kekkaroooo
Phoenixchads stay winningRegigASSes on suicide watch
kek how strong was the spitevoting against sonic?
68 VOTES FOR GOKU VS 68 FOR MII HITLER
>>727886304There was no rigging I just posted the voting link in various threads.
JOHNNY FINALLY MADE IT PAST ROUND 1
>>727886304His design is REALLY gay, dude.
LEON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE. I PAID THOSE RIHGGERS IN ADVANCED WHY ARENT THEY DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB
>>727886342>>hype>implying
RANCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Olimar beat SonicWell I'll be a monkey's uncle!
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN™ AND VOTE FOR JAMES SUTHERLAND, *THE* BETTER MAN
>>727886342>hype
>>727886335You could have saved him with your cum
>already metafaggotryDisgusting.
>>727884201They're gonna get tanked...tonight!
>>727886381Weak and noncanon because I actually love Olimar.
>>727886304Stop forcing that faggot in these contests. Nobody likes him.
>>727886256>more fresh and interesting picks>no retarded meme picks>not nearly as much spite bullshit>underdogs actually have a chanceWhen did you realize the next 128 was superior to the main 128?
Nahobino is too fujocore for /v/, unfortunately.
WHY ARE THE LITERAL WHO WINNING OVER THE MORE OBJECTIVELY POPULAR PICKS LIKE MINECRAFT AND WALUIGI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!?>!?!?!?!??!!?!Chicken Little told me the truth of the shitty expectations of the hollywood movie.
>Sonic lost>Metal and Mecha Sonic wonYou love to see that
>>727886176GOD HOWARD BTFO THE REVIEW
>>727886342That means the doomposting worked.
>>727886325same as it ever as, we're having a threesome
exepedos sabotaged sonic
What the fuck is the password?
Grahamanons...
Rayman is the first returning E8 to be out.
>>727886398This. I'm not gay but I want to bend him over and fuck his tight little ass.
>>727886310>>727886325>>727886385thishttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1716/48/1716488065741.png
>>727886398Actually his design is pretty straight, he looks like a conventionally attractive female.
>regi outI had a feeling it'd be this way, but Phoenix is really strong pick so there's no shame in it.⠠⠎⠑⠑⠽⠠⠗⠑⠛⠊⠃⠗⠕⠎⠂⠓⠕⠏⠑⠞⠕⠋⠊⠣⠞⠁⠇⠰⠛⠎⠊⠙⠑⠽⠁⠛⠔⠼⠃⠚⠃⠋⠲(See you Regibros, hope to fight alongside you again in 2026.)
>>727886493it's filtered
What techniques would Zero use against K. Rool?
>>727886481can Goku please watch from the corner t. inconspicuous member of the electorate
>>727886420Space Truckin' Dad is way more fun than Perpetual 90s KidThis should not be a hot take.
>>727886446Since my main got trapped and betrayed into the next 128.
Bring back crown steal
>>727886454Wait, Waluigi lost? I didn't even notice.
RIDLEYBROS, WE GOT PAST R1, SOMETHING NOT ACHIEVED SINCE 2021WE'RE UP AGAINST THE COMBINE OFFICER NOW, GIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY TO HIM AND ALSO TO K ROOL
i don't see on barney on here, i thought he made it?
>>727886342What hype? It was anti-hype.
>>727886523>is pretty straightOut of the bracket, lmao.
VIEWTIFUL JOE! NO!
>>727886342>HypeThe better man posting was half-assed. Even they knew it was dead in the water
>>727886554Pirate kings win together!
>Agent 47 vs SpyGoddamn that's a kino matchup
>>727885620>>727885943>>727886075>"I have failed My people, My creator..." >"Heed my words, Ganconer... Seek his forgiveness before is too late. Step into his light, and be absolved-">*Kaboom*
Who is the BIGGEST jobber of King?>Eggman>Spamton>Battler
>Excited all year to participate in King again>Decide to participate in Queen for the first time in a while>Queen pick goes farther than King pickHuh.
>>727886598THE RAPED
>>727886235It better create some good oc.
>>727886617Steve who couldn't win even with the hype behind him
How does the combine officer ever win
>>727886603that was anti-hype, like blacked Kiryu
>>727886176custer bros...
Ok, I changed gmails and it worked...Weird
>John Ward vs Travis>Round 2This match being so early WILL sour some moods, wow.Hope Travis makes it.
>>727886617Only one of those gets consistenly shit, pissed, and jizzed on by unhinged voters.
>>727886640You keep using the word "hype"
>>727886617By definition Spamton but he's one of those jobbers you love to see come out knowing he's going to lose.Lore accurate.
>Rayman, Banjo, Pac-Man and Mega Man all lose round 1This is not good year for mascots, huh?
I have the feeling this year King will finally have a good winner again, at the cost of the tournament itself being terrible.
I'm glad Gene got rid of that purple faggot Waluigi. Now that fat smelly bitch Wario is next on the chopping block.
Joesissies gaped and raped by Eggdick
>>727886554With all of your powers combined, you can definitely pick up that can
>>727886365This is exactly why people hated Roll. If her voters really are such major Mega Man fans, how come she's the only one always getting to E8 while the more prominent male characters always job R1?>inb4 someone tries to cope that this is ackshually all because of TronIt's been happening every single year in King.
>>727886640he won last year against a former E8
HOPEchads, nothing can break our stride now!
>>727886457Another victory for the REAL Sonic
>>727886446>no retarded meme picks>dazai is right therecmon now
>>727886651It was most of his campaign. He was doomed to fail.
>from not even qualifying last year to very nearly pulling a significant upsetI'll take it. GG
>>727885620>one of the few characters with someone actively making OC for them even on bottom>gets wreck this hardTruly disheartening.
>>727886702Rudy...
>harrierfug
>Ryu lost to some VN shit>Cave Johnson lost to some bald fuck>All this Nintendo ShitAbsolutely dogshit how did RYU OF ALL PEOPLE LOSS TO SOME VN
>>727886680It happens to Battler too
>>727885927Irrelevant, they know it failed.
>>727886740Whom
>>727886424I will support James for you, Kratos
>>727886648He can't be stopped.
>Round 1 BanJOB seven years in a row
>>727879814LAHARLBROS WE ARE IN
>>727886776I was referring to Battler, anon.
>52% of /v/ are underage No wonder the board sucks
>>727886720I really tried to pull my weight and campaign for them. But it's a fight I fought alone. Almost as if... hope rides alone...
God, it really is /v/intendo in here. Half of these winners are TRASH
>47 and Battler once again cursed to never see each other unless they both make to quarter finals
Now the question is, should I make Fox undead?
>>727886626this is the second time i joined king and in total i've submitted three characters between now and last year, last year one lost at round 1 while the other made it to round 3 and this year i submitted a single character and he got past round 1 as well
>>727886671i'll work hard on some good oc tomorrowwatch out for it brother
>>727885920Asura has actually been a staple of the tourneys, even if he usually bows out by round 2-3. Kratos didn't even qualify since like 2020.
>>727886129SMT VV was shit and Nahobino is a fag magnet. Sorry not sorry.
>>727886617By definition Banjo and it's not even close
>>727886738>It was most of his campaignI… no longer exist…
ALL MY APES IS GONE
>>727886825FIGHT FOREVER FIGHT FOREVER FIGHT FOREVER FIGHT FOREVER
>>727886768Battler is /v/core.
>>727886768But Ryu won bigly in barred
>>727886813You can blame all the oldfags quitting this site and getting a bitch wife or someshit.
>>727886176STILL THE BEST1973
>>727886847This, shut the fuck up about your dumb troon faggot pick already.
>Spy vs 47
Vote Jacket!
>>727886768seething
>>727886720I don't see how that's Roll's fault. I voted for them, and I really thought Mega Man at least had a decent shot. But let's face it: These tournaments like loli and dislike shota. That's not Roll's fault, and she does have genuine fans, but that's the environment we have to work with
>>727886840He qualified in 2021 and got shitstomped by Doomguy in round 1 in the biggest blowout of the tournament
>>727878912>Conker prevailedI'm gonna have that gold card in no time!
>>7278866179S objectively
>>727886075It's not that we don't like homeworld, well the ones who do actually play 1,2, cataclysm and deserts of kharak, its just that they're a niche inside another niche and even more so after the trainwreck that was 3. >>727886761K'had never had a chance.
>>727886847>is a fag magnet. Sorry not sorry.Yes we know Demi-Fiend is a Twink bro
>>727886906Spy has to fucking win
Pretty good all around, except for klonoa losing, jack frost does fucking nothing, and demi fiend is by far the more superior SMT candidate...Also poor dazzai
I'm spitevoting against all valveslop btw.
>>727886420>Olimar won his first round:D>He now immediately has to go up against a tourney powerhouse in courtD:I'll try to come up with something for him anyway, we all know he's the kind of guy who wouldn't unlawfully ignore his court summons
If Cave had more campaigning than none at all, he would've won. Let's be real.
Losing Viewitful Joe after he finally qualified was a massive disappointment, if only he wasn't up against Eggman right away.
>>727886651It was, but that type of poster forgets that quickly, especially since you get the mouthbreather hangers on that just repeat words they see, and I guarantee they expected to easily sail through because their meme was "everywhere" in their bubble.
>>727886949uhmmm, what about epic battler vs 47 match???
>All Merchants are fucking deadOY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!
>>727879814HORRIGANBROS, WE'RE INTHE RIDE IS JUST BEGINNING, MUTIES
>>727886420I would have been happy with just Olimar qualifying, but this is nice. I just wish I had more time to campaign.>>727886501I wish I had more time to continue my Rayman 1 inspired art from last year too. This year has been really bad for me.
>>727886783Rance. I did a lot of posting last night and a bit today supporting him. This is a satisfying result, if not a happy one
>>727886617Eggman has gotten to the finals twice, in no universe is he a jobber.
>>727886970what a shame. the oc he got was fuckin' great too
>>727879814>King vs Scorpion is a drawKINO
>>727886983Bro Jobber finals please understand bro
>>727886948Sorry coper, but everyone's clearly talking about Shitbino, which the voting results are reflective of.
>>727886906>>727886949>The two greatest assassins in vidya>Both of which make Travis Touchdown look like a retard with a glowstick
>>727886782Not failed if they keep spamming it like in ms.
>>727886648VERY CAREFULLY
>>727887010Oh then get fucked lmao
>>727886998Wario is still there. He needs your shekels to win!
>>727887006>last yearI meant last time.
someone make the losers tournament now
>>727886702Gene needs a samerald level boost to win.
>>727887058Look like?
>myles mackenzie lost to fucking L block
>>727885620K'had jobbing this hard is incredible, someone must been going after the guy.
/v/ never ceases to amaze me with its shit taste.
>>727886906This is the most thematic match in the bracket right now, I better see some OC for the spy-off
Arthasbros, there's a chance...
>>727886983You tell me
>>727887110As he should.
>>727887081we need another year or two still to cool off from the last time that happened.
There is no time left to mourn for those who fell. Now, it is time for Round 2. Round 1 Results: https://forms.gle/vaJ7CNdpxqbDyVNDABefore that however, I require knowledge of the current ruleset. In the case of a tie, is it resolved by whoever placed higher in the qualifying round, or do both move on to the next round?
>>727887073He has got a punchable face!
>>727886953I don't support Klonoa after the /tnt/fags made him their gay sex idol.
>>727887060They expected to win with the spam and you know it. Why do you think they kept trying to boast about how totally huge and important the meme supposedly is? The perception of their meme "brand" is extremely important to these types, it always is with the low quality spam memes. Don't mistake a lack of effort with a lack of caring.
>>727887014It's like being 5'11. A king of manlets is still a manlet.
>>727887110Lacked the ironic aura.
Genuinely one of the best results list i've seen in a while.
>>727887010Yep, at least he has some support behind him still.>>727887068Rude
>Zero wonCool. That's my favorite Maga man character,
>>727886906ALL IN ON SPYOh look! A coin!ack-
>>727887160No, jobber has a meaning and he doesn't match it.
>>727887073I actually have a couple of Israeli coins, kek. Though sadly they predate the modern shekels by just a few years.
>>727886930>megamantoo vanilla+kid>Xmassive faggot>zerocool, but the cool rival thing is done better by sam and vergil
>>727887141>178 responsesbros king is actually just a dead circle jerk at this point. Even queen had more dignity than this or perhaps queens lack of dignity is what led to this?
>Your response has been filtered and leaked to the threadAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>727887160Eggman is one of the most consistent contenders on the years he is active as he constantly gets an E8 break.
>>727887141>Dazai wonUh oh, Nahobino is NOT going to like this
>>727887226this is next 128 retardbro
>>727886983Jobbers should stick together bro it's fate
>>727887214>cool, but the cool rival thing is done better by sam and vergilSecondary. Zero is cool because he is cool, and the added bonus of being a megaman character with copy ability (and an unique at that).
>>727887210Did you serve in the IDF?
>>727887226Thats next 128 retardGOD
I'm voting for G-Toilet from Skibidi Toilet!
>>727887214>rivalWhat are you talking about? Zero is a total bro to X through and through.
...battler....
>nobody cares for who won between Heavy and Vergil
Kissing and licking the round 1 candidates and handling their tight bussy holes.
>>727887390I do :(
>>727886961Before he had a family, Olimar might be the kind of guy who called in to get on jury duty. Louie was the defendant several times.
>>727887379...WIN!!!
>>727887226That Next 128, the actual tournament got 500 more rigged votes than that
God I love being a fat subhuman retard and voting for every character that is from a game made by my favorite slop factory valve. What I don't like is campaigning.
>>727887401Calm down King Grimm!
>>727887159>They expected to win with the spam and you know it. lollmaoDid you think people seriously wanted Bazz to win? Or that better man was suppose to help Hank?
>>727887390who won?
>>727887401round 1 losers*
>adam made ityayyyy
>>727887390It's Vergil, Heavy had a steep battle.
>>727887446I'm afraid not
>>727886961The pikolopedia probably considers lawyers parasites
>>727887446Mario…
>>727887446Nintendofag...
>>727887168This.
Raping Elevator Maintenance Man in a Yellow Jumpsuit-bros…
>>727887325Nah. I got it from a local coin guy, it's a 1974 Israeli official mint set. It was $5, foreign mint sets that aren't just Canada, Mexico or the UK aren't very common in the US especially cheap cheap so I got it.
>>727887390I'm glad the fatass is gone, but that doesn't mean I have to rub it in.
>>727887379I CARE NOW ITS BATTLER I CARE NOW
>>727887446Dr. Breen coded post.
>>727887470WHO'S NEXT?
>>727887496the absolute state of this board
>>727886803Still in next
>>727887390Obviously Vergil was gonna win, But it was closer than I expected.
>>727887210Make a Wario jew coin tribute
>>727887530Turns out we were the ones being raped the whole time.
ScoutKing K. RoolCoachKirbyJohnny CageVergilKing DededeRidleyNickRevolver OcelotAsuraJames SunderlandDagoth UrDonkey KongOlimarDuke NukemSimon BelmontWarioFunky KongKnucklesDoomguySpyBattlerTravis TouchdownG-ManGordon FreemanEggmanCaptain FalconSolid SnakeIsaac ClarkeJacketM. Bison
Jesus christ its a back to back bloodbath for furries in queen and king this year
Imsgine if donte and vergil matchupThat'd be funny
>>727878912>both ness and giygas lostwell shit
>>727887631Sure, kek. They aren't easy to find, but they're surprisingly cheap. I imagine because of tourism.
>>727887530was this really worth all the bitching? of course he jobbed
>nahobino is outgood riddance
>>727887639Without anyone to assume control of Grimm's dungeon, it seems that it's run rampant throughout the tourney. We opened Pandora's box, and there's no containing it now.
>>727887150/v/ made Klonoa that first, even seen Klonoa threads?
>gets the most votes in his series>does nothing>loses round 1>repeat next yearwow
>>727887687This isn't prince of /v/, and Giygas is satanic.
>>727887707Most rapable round 1 loser bussy~
>>727887141Just give servebot the W since his queen won this year
>>727887728Control must be maintained... There nust always be... A Rape King.
>>727887680Karma for taking over the porn tourneys
I'll make sure to rid this tournament of TF2 shit.(except scout, he can stay).
>Agent 47 vs SpyYeah 47 is losing this Spy is to great an opponent, at least Battler Fags will be taken down if he does lose
>>727887462Bazz is a joke candidate. The "better man" bullshit is a sneed type third worlder spam meme.
>>727887785ok2 and Eggman starts raping
I fucking HATE dual audio
>>727887754Alucard...
>>727887785Rance!
>>727887698no but I agree he would have fit barred better
>>727887509The Plokopedia?
>>727887707Agreed
>>727887769>Most rapable round 1 loser bussy~well, since they both are out i guess kris could rape nahobino now
>>727887754but enough about sonic
>>727887813Well there is another way to take Battler Fags down....
>>727887698It's more about the precedence it will set up later. He was an easy win.>>727887797It's actually because they job in main tournaments that they ended up in porn tournaments.
>>727887843Rance is fucking dead
>>727887840Alucard did something and jobbed
4 and K Roll vores Rance and burps
>>7278878274 and Eggman gets raped and betrayed and locking in the time chamber for 10,000 years and him and hexfag turn into little girls and get raped some more
>>727887785Arthas...
2 and there will NEVER be rape again
>>727887141>King vs Scorpion tiedWho WIns
9 and all rape bets are reversed for the next thread
>>727887843Rance got raped by a fuckin crocodile
>>727887814>joke candidate Bazz is more soulful than any queen character
>>7278879166 and you get raped instead
>>727887168>>727887520It is a very good list. Wonder if it's the best out of any king R1.
With this 2 i crown the next rape king below me
8 and results are reversed
4 and we have a losers bracket
5 and the next threads is getting raped
at least lucas is still in next 128. let's go!
>>727887785Kirby becomes our new reverse rapist with this 7
>>727887881You're literally the top seed, eggtard
>>727887141Both move to the next round. A tie-breaker is only necessary in the finals.
>>727887916How about Hexfag gets raped by little boys instead5
>>727879814we did it, lloyd bros
>>727888009>>727888013Raped>>727888015Checked
Dedede has been strangely silent for the top Kirby pick
>>727888030Understood. In which case, I shall update the form and it will be posted with next thread.
>>727886176PRINCE KURT NOOOOOO
>>727887390It was an obvious vergil win.
Valve is dogshit and only retards vote for valve characters btw.
>>727887785Place the crown upon my head, anon. Forevermore, I will be the jailor of the raped.
>>727888137trvke
The soul comes from the anus and you'll violate each round 1 loser's sacred temple.
Valve is based and only chads vote for valve characters btw.
>>727888137sweeney...
>>727888137You lost
>>727887530Don't check the AM thread currently on the catalog
>>727887115Delatroon bro btw
>>727888131>>727887613It wasn't obvious at all, Vergil is quite the jobber in King. This was probably the most evenly matched match-up last round.
>>727888107All of the Kirby picks are silent.
>>727888163>The soul comes from the anus/x/ please
>>727888137Fuck you for killing SoP, Timmy Tencent.
>>727888137Tim Sweeney...
>>727888021>Dr. Eggman (Eggman the Egghead)nope>>727888137500 Epicbucks have been deposited into your Epic Games Store account.
>>727888213It's an old Japanese myth tho.
2 and I unrape everyone
>>727888161No wonder /co/ likes if
>>727888206Ok but you are talking about a vs with Heavy.Think about it. If it was scout I'd guess Vergil would be a goner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiZyed21uGg
>>727888237Yeah Japanese are backwards superstitious retards, half of them still believe the blood type nonsense, what else is new
5 and Kratos makes a miraculous comeback
>>727888206>Vergil is quite the jobber in KingUsually because while he's popular, he usually lacks oc.I'm still mad about the blood sacrifice
We should all accept that Heavy is the Mr. Incredible of King
>>727888347LOL
>>727888347kwab
>>727888379A cuck?
>>727888347>47
>>727888352You have to admit, it was impressive.
>>727888352Hehe.
>>7278883475 and KRATOS JOCKEY
>>7278883522 and he gets sent to the rape dungeon.
>>727888237hence /x/
>>727888352AM was just the fresher pick in 2022, remember that Dante's win had only been 2 years old way back then, many people didn't want the chance of half the winners being from DMC
>1124 responses>last thread couldnt even get 600
>>727888484King... is ALIVE.
>>727888425Zombie riding Kratos....
>>727888484All me.
>>727888484I want to capture your mouth with mine and claim it with my tongue.
>>727888484That always happens in between rounds
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER MEN
>see valve character>brain needs 5 minutes to remember character from 15+ year old shovelware slop game>finally recognize the character before brain starts hurting from too much thinking>clap like a seal>wipe off drool from keyboard>click on picture>shit pants
>>727888524Battler...
>>727888484you know those people have these threads bookmarked right after calling this dead
I just got to King, missed all the previous threads, how is it going? better than Queen?
>>727888539i do this
>>727888539bro you shit your pants?
>zombieA proud member of the scourge
>>727888484The retarded Nominations that the retarded Hosts let in are gone.
>>727888557we have Battler
>>727888557Eh...
>>727888352Vergil was sent to the rape elevator as sentenced by the AM blood tribute on the chilly winter of 2022.
>>727888539Gigachads do this.
>>727888539Did you at least change your underwear?
>>727888538We can still be better…
>>727888557Awful and already the worst king ever.
