>>727954175I really like NRS and have enjoyed every game they have made, including MK1
i never played a JRPG before
I've never played a single instalment of DMC, GTA, COD, Battlefield, Halo, Fallout or Elder Scrolls.
>>727954336i should clarify: i never played a "classical" 2D JRPG
I looked up how to beat the final boss of supraland
I buy porn games on my steam account with irl friends
>>727954175I had time to play yesterday, but couldn't decide what to play so I played warioware for 40 minutes and took a nap. and I was terrible at it.
I only game for like 1-2 hours a week, I spend 10-20 hours a week posting frogs here. I’m 39 years old and manage a large team btw
>>727954175Im going to need you to absolve me, as this does haunt me to this day. I used the Berserk cheese on Doomtree in FF5 instead of beating him fair and square. I than tell Anons I beat ever FF but 13, but did I?https://youtu.be/E2dX_k6MvWM?si=WH2dPQqplZv6X4VQ
i sold my og pokemon red
>>727954731Its OK, Im you without the job.
i had 2500 hours in csgo and all of it was arms race/community gun game serversi think i played 2 competitive matches ever
I've only beaten Malenia once and it was with a Vulgar Militia Saw on my first playthrough. I have replayed Elden Ring since a number of times but have never gone to fight Malenia again.
>>727954175I look up guides for every quest i take cause i want the best possible outcome.
i skip every cutscene in every game i play and then wonder why the story sucks or doesnt make sense
Bought an RTX 5080 this weekend. Don't even notice the difference over my 4070 in the games I play. Feel like an idiot, might just sell the 5080 again and keep my 4070; it's fine and a lot less likely to start a housefire.
I have a backlog of hundreds of classic games I have yet to play.
>>727954175i got about 2/3rds through dark souls 2 and while i never struggled with bosses i just felt myself doing that thing where i know im gonna not play the game for months and end up restarting / losing my save - so i plowed through it with cheat engine.i redeemed myself by playing dark souls 3 entirely “natty”. i swear im off the drugs brehs
>>727954175I made fun of gatcha for years before drunkenly installing Nikke one lonely new years day at 1 in the morning and two years later I'm the highest ranked commander in my union.
I missed the S Rank for the hardest difficulty of RE3R by 3 seconds so I downloaded a trainer and put on God mode (the final boss is horseshit)
i used a trainer to play through Dark Souls 1 and 2 and turned on invincibility when i couldn't progress
>>727955256Im learning I need to do this. Better to cheat and keep playing than trash. First time in 3 decades I played FF Origins and SH2 on easy, saved the games for me.
>>727954175I want to play gachage
>>727954175i use cheats in singleplayer rts an fps games when i start to lose, becuase i don't wont to play on lower dificulties where enemy ai is dogshit.>>727954926thats not a sin, thats a miracle, everyone behold this living saint.>>727955256hat that feeling, when you're enjoying a game but you've played too much, im currently trying to get back into silksong after getting 3 hearts into act 3 months ago, but my muscle memory is gone, and i cant even clear roaming ants i used to farm hitless.
I can barely finish games anymore. I've put hundreds of hours into the latest shooters but I still haven't finished DK Bananza, FFXVI, or Tears of the Kingdom. I bought the Valve Index controllers and haven't finished Alyx. I've been stuck on the last boss of Elden Ring since release, I'll try again every few months then give up after a few tries.The only game I've finished this year that I can think of is Alien: Isolation.
>>727954175I didn’t like Resident Evil 4. Too stressful and too many lame QTEs
>>727954175I took the paypig pill with apex. This watth skin injected a burning passion into my loins
>>727955461come on man
>if horror game has tension where i know something is going to pop up i have to put on silly music to finish it (example, the cat lady/corpse party)>if puzzles take too long i just search for the solution online, just to finish the gameThat's it probably
i bought 1k worth of cs2 skins last month
>>727956006it is what it is
>>727954175I bought a remake of a game.
>>727954175I put down Morrowind with Tamriel Rebuilt back in April to give it a bit of a rest and I've been procrastinating picking it up again for so long I've actually plowed through a huge number of games in the meantime just to put it off.I actually love the game, but the sheer size of the mod is overwhelming. In the name of laziness I've played more games this year than ever before.
>>727954175im the reason why Fortnite became a Battle Royal.
I always play with podcasts in the background
I spent $60 on borderlands 3 on EGS. I’m too ashamed to play it
I have never actually finished Ocarina of Time. I stopped at the Spirit Temple. But I still proclaim it is one of the best games ever made.I only play RE4 with a mod that auto-completes every QTE in the game when they come up.I still believe in my heart that clean IS better than dirty, and dirty IS meaner than clean.
>>727954336and you're not missing anything
i been playing nothing but BF 6 Quad BR
I only play Skyrim for porn
>>727956649>>I only play RE4 with a mod that auto-completes every QTE in the game when they come up.I have zero problems with anyone doing this is any game with QTEs
>>727954731Stay vigilant
>>727954412In that case, your chances of having sex are overwhelmingly higher than the average gamer.
I got a blowjob male while I was playing puyo puyo champions
>>727954175I've sunk more hours into this game than most JRPGs
>>727956734Based tit sucker
>>727956942Is it like a dating dressing sim?
>>727954175I play Doom with ultra violence spawns but with I'm Too Young To Die everything else. I like the power fantasy.
I am physically incapable of enjoying a game unless the gameplay allows me to make other people suffer. I currently only exclusively play Dota 2 and Escape from Tarkov and every match/raid I just try my hardest to make my opponents suffer. Today alone I camped the boat for fishing gear and blew two people's heads off after waiting 20 seconds to make sure they were close to finishing their task, and made sure to extract with their shitty SV-98s so they don't get them back from insurance. I wasted three hours of my life doing this, there is something wrong with me but nothing makes me feel anything anymore.
I only cleared AoE2 campaign by rage spamming howdoyouturnthison back in the day (and i never returned to do it proper)
>>727956746Agreed, but I do accept the critique that they trivialize an already fairly trivial experience when Leon frame-1 perfect doges every special attack. It completely destroys the Verdugo boss under the castle, most of Salazar, most of Mendez, most of Krauser, etc.I hate QTEs so much that I'll sacrifice any boss engagement to simply not do them.
>>727957053Imouto grooming RPG life sim h-game sums it up
>>727954175I've been playing Lies of P recently and if I die too often to a boss I just summon the spectre>You didn't be-Don't care. I blame the games obsession with multi-phases demoralizing me
>>727954175i'm french
>>727957129son you need to repent and ask Christ for forgiveness
>>727954175Cheesed Elden Ring as much as I could (wasn't fun) but bragged about getting All AchievementsActually save-state a fuck ton on every emulatorNot that bad desu
I played games on easy and or with cheats for much of my formative years. Part of the reason I’m not very good now I disliked shadow of the colossus. I found riding out to a colossus through a barren desert to do a climbing section only to be teleported back to the middle to do it again so boring Back when I played console I’d put the rumble pack on my penis
I enjoyed Prime 4.
>>727957129Posts like this actually make me feel better about myself. I'm a shitty human being to even be here, but at least I'm not a humanoid insect.
Despite aggressively shitting on it, I have never personally played a GTA game. I have seen a roommate play a few hours of one and absolutely nothing about it made me want to pick up a controller.
I use the speedhack in Cheat Engine regularly to rush through parts of games. (Also, the only program that stops me from ditching my dualboot setup.)
>>727957053https://files.catbox.moe/xnhjwc.jpegWhat does this image tell you?
>>727957129Play Master Duel and build a stun deck. You're welcome.
I often cheat during segments of games that I find boring or sections that have requirements that I deem arbitrary like a skill check preventing me from accessing a quest or being prevented from finishing a quest because I didn't have 99 asskissing skill so I'm left with a suboptimal outcome storywise or prevented from accessing additional contentsometimes it's speedhacks other times it's full blown instant killing/infinite turns
>>727954175I play horror games in a very tiny window (but get scared anyway).And also I currently only bother finishing H games now, feels like every other game wants me to spend thousand of hours on content padding for me to bother playing until the end.
i still play gta online
>>727956837you mean lower? those are normalfag games and normalfags are the ones that have sex usually
>>727954175I gave up halfway through FF9 simply because of the long animations and how outdated it felt. I could pick it back up again but eh
I have never played SkyrimI think New Vegas is mediocre.Have never enjoyed a single nintendo game passed 2010.>>727954175
i have severe ocd which hinders me from enjoying any kind of media. i get a feeling that im not playing the right way or dying too many times also triggers it. when i watch a movie or read a book i often feel my mind drifting off so i get the urge to 'reset' and start all over again. when playing a game that often means reloading a previous save although the only solution that truly feels 'clean' is deleting the save file.
>>727954175I use savestates when emulating
I use mods to play as a loli character in MMOs but I don't sexualize her too much, I just think it's cute and I like playing the game as one. Quit calling me a pedophile.
>>727954175I spend money to buy Fallout 4 items from Todd's mod store
>>727957706same, It was fun, but I thought It was really short... It had been some years since playing the other metroids tho, perhaps they were short as well and I was simply worse then
>>727958340I get this too.>Win a hard fight I died a lot on>Eh, this shouldn't count, I brute forced it until I won>Was I supposed to get up here like this?>Oh. Shit. I bet the optimal way to beat this quest was to talk to that guy first>Eeeehhh, I used an OP weapon on that boss, it wasn't a fair fightIt's hell.
i use trainers or cheat engine to add turbo to games that don't normally have it because Trails spoiled me it's been fucking kino, i got through every Yakuza/RGG game so fast because of it. i just toggle it off when i enter combat
I dont have the attention span to play games like factorio or rimwolrd
>>727954175I like indie metroidvanias. They’re the best.
i spent $100-$200 on camp items in Fallout 76
>>727954175i like the crew 2
>>727957617oh yuck
I liked Disco Elysium, a lot
>>727957617yall niggas got some goodwill now, it's okay
I only played assassins creed one and two. Three was so shit that I abandoned the series. Thanks America
>>727954175Not a sin but I don't play games with niggers in them.
>>727954175I used a WeMod trainer to beat Dispatch
I save scum.
>>727954175Everytime I replay Advance Wars I turn off fog
>>727956942Same back then but with the first gameI wasn't playing it for the porn anymore, but the grind was kinda addicting for meNever started playing the second game because it looked like it will consume me again
>>727959537this
>>727959537I WILL save scum if it's already binded to a key
>>727954175I went from laughing and insulting gacha to now playing one
I turned down the difficulty on half of Lies of P's bosses. Game's got a great atmosphere and the combat was enjoyable enough, but I hate the boss design philosophy. White Lady is probably the only boss that I actually enjoyed fighting.
>>727959937>turned down the difficulty on half of Lies of P's bosses.you can do that?
>>727954175i dont really like gaming but its the only way i know to pass time that doesnt feel like a waste
>>727954175I cheat to speed up grindingI play gacha and enjoy it because the gameplay and stories are better than 3/4 of the shit the west puts outI will gladly watch a silent LP of a game if I'm interested but not enough to buy or playI send modmail and reports on r/games and r/pcgaming that triggers the tranny jannies. Usually stats on troon suicide rates and messages like "Christ is King"
>>727959990NTA, but they added a difficulty option after the DLC came out, I agree with him too desu, the bosses are bullshit
>>727954175I spent around 300$ for virtual lapdances and virtual sex in vrchat this year
>>727960457did you rike it?
>>727960214>I send modmail and reports on r/games and r/pcgaming that triggers the tranny jannies. Usually stats on troon suicide rates and messages like "Christ is King"lmfao devious
>>727960457>e-prostitution is real
>>727960457this post caused psychic damage
E33 was the first game I've finished since 2020.
>>727960261ah that makes sense, I didn't play the dlc yet. I didn't have trouble with the bosses but I'm a summon fag
>>727960019what about socializing?
>>727954175i don't feel like playing my favorite game alone but i don't know anyone who wants to play it with me and they're also someone i'd enjoy hanging out with.
>>727960487I sometimes have to pay extra to have them wear a skin I like, one time it was a awkward because it's usually a don't ask don't tell sort of transaction, but one time a girl refused because she didn't want to a wear a furry skin I linked heralso I have yet to meet a girl on there who wants to be my personal virtual stripper gf, nor even a sugardaddy type relationshipthey just want to dance and get paid which I can respect the hustle
I don't like platformers.Don't think is fun an entire genre where you just press the jump button at the right time.Also the themes are just childish stuff.
>>727954175I play most singleplayer games with trainer. I always look for autoloot and instant animations mods, if game has tedious stuff like picking up herbs/loot, eating or just watching your character do something that gets boring after you've seen it twice.
when I had sex is the day I lost significant interest in video games
>>727954175I ignore all side content in yakuza gamesI just beeline through the main story.only substories I ever complete are done by accident
>>727954175I make SS games and use real female sexual offenders as references for the girls. Mostly school teachers.
>>727954175I dislike horror as a genre because horror is antithetical to fun/engaging game design, it's all just ways of playing a shittier, clunkier, more obtuse, or just downright tedious version of something that already exists in a much more fun format
>>727954175ive never played a final fantasy or pokemon game
>>727954175>cheesed the demon of hatred >used the lightning tool to cheese the toad and get in through putrid ducts in silksong>used full tank on the allmind fight>i have a bad habit of not finsihing games at the very end since i dont want them to end but i get around to it eventually>ive cum to the ingame models and modded models in zzz>i used to type ggez regardless if i won or lost >i sometimes didnt finish the 3 sets in sf6 since i wanted to win quit but then it got really awkward when i saw the same player later onFORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED
>>727954175I use cheat engine on most exe idle games
>>727961815same, lost interest in games and vtubers instantly, then i came back when i was no longer seeing a girl.
>>727961070im a neet with social phobia
i've never actually played or looked at a video game. i just copy someone elses posts then edit it a bit.
>>727962617That's horrible, but also based, but also horrible.
>>727958009Eeeew, use a keyboard and mouse you are a grown man
>>727954175I just do not care about gta5 and will never touch it, same for gta6.
>>727959705He's remaking the first one btw
>>727954175i had to cheat to finish persona 4, the final boss had too much hp and hit too hardsure, i would have grinded more if i knew, but the game was already like 80hrs long fuck that
>>727955067I hate people like you so much.
>>727961815Bad bait, you are here
i drink and watch anime more than i play games, but im trying to quit drinking and get back to gaming more.
>>727954175I occasionally use force fire on my troops in RTS games to kill them off if they don't have full HP cause the damage bar is ticking me offas in, I've beaten up the AI that can't surrender before I complete the objectives, so I make a diorama of units and buildings mounting a final assaultbut since I can't heal infantry, I have them bombedor if they were close to the mission building when I capture it, I set them up against a hill and and rp having them executed for knowing too much
>>727954175I bought an Early-Access game (Project Zomboid)
>>727963427Your team comp probably sucked, what were you running? P4G is well balanced if you just don't run away from encounters. I didn't, did max 60 minutes of grinding for the teddy fight because my build was bad and i wanted to brute force it, then made a proper build and steamrolled the rest of the game except one death on the final boss because i was being retarded
i permanently inreased my player max speed 4x on new vegas because walking everywhere was tedious as fuck
Every 2-3 years I start buying rust skins weekly and then sell them after never playing rust
>>727963306gta is a driving game, you don't use keyboards for driving games.You use a pc joystick, like a man.
>>727954175I genuinely think that Dark Souls II is better than the first and the third.
i've never played Demon's Soul or any Dark Souls game but i still act like i'm an authority on soulslikes because I platted/100%'d Bloodborne Sekiro and Elden Ring
What exactly is the purpose of "confessing" your sins? God already knows.
>>727964887You have to admit to wrongdoing to repent, if that is what you wantalso, similar concept as your parents asking you who broke the vase, it's meant to cultivate honesty and personal responsibility
>>727965121God already knows whether I repent or not.
It's kinda no better then them and very hypocritical but I get a kick out of seeing the same ritual post shit on /v/ that's been going on for years. Like my ape brain just cannot comprehend people assuming they're not bots or subhumans doing this shit over and over and over.
>>727965298yes, we established thatsome people like to process things like that on their own but it usually gnaws into their psyche to not have someone to confide in, hence spiritual fathers, psychologists and the likeif you feel like speaking of something that's weighing on your conscience, need advice on how to make amends or something of that nature I'll be waiting in the booth
>>727954175I turned off the enemies at several points during my playthrough of infernium
For like twenty years I keep picking up long games like jrpgs and get like 80% of the way and quit, like sometimes right before the final boss. I have done this with dozens of games. The good news is this past year I made a pledge to actually knuckle down and beat some of them, and I actually have gone back and finished a couple.
>>727966219>redemption of sinGo get em, anon.
>>727954175I play games until I get to right before the final act and then I stop. I'll never know what happens to Persona 5 Joker right before he walks into the last room of that white dungeon
>>727954175I made my imouto cum 26 times in one go.
>>727954175boomer here, i played doom duke quake half life...all of the shooters exclusively with cheats
>>727954175I buy games with cute mascots just to see if theres porn of them getting railed super hard
i used map hacks when i played a lot of in Dota back in 2006-2008
>>727954175I leveled Dex
>>727962713"survival horror" is a euphemism for "shitty action game"
I've never beat Quiet without dropping supplies on her head, beating her legit is too annoying and hard.
>>727955204Don't feel bad. 90 % of all gamers are not DYI type people and the cartels marketing plays on FOMO and all kinds of shit, including mainstream online media. It's all commercialized. I straight up cringe when seeing what people recommend in general. The whole industry is built upon young adults and teens that doesn't know any better.Stick with AMD, until an even more open company comes along, and the uncuckening happens. It's guaranteed to happen within the next 20 years.
>>727954175I've played more than 0 Japanese games.
I love posting scat porn on /v/
I only get to play games where I get to play as Lysenko.
>>727976532uh oh stinky!
>>727958231yeah, DMC slays all the poontang
I have tried to learn RTS at least 10 times in my life so far, installing them and trying to learn the mechanics etc, but I always failed to build solid gameplay engagement (if that makes sense). I cannot find any enjoyment, yet I find it immensely cool everything around it. Having said this, I purchased M&B: Bannerlord a few weeks ago and I had a blast playing so far. I don't play it often, but when I do, I always enjoy. I like to do a sellword king kind of play where I just move around the map doing battles and buying workshops while working as a mercenary.
>>727963582>vidthat's the cutest thing I watched this week so far keksaved and am going to post everywhere, thanks
I had no friends in school, growing up. Not because I was a gamer.But because I WASN'T one. All the other kids were talking about Mario this, Donkey Kong that, Starfox whatever.....And I was completely out of the loop. I got ignored by the other kids when I confessed that I had never had a console. Not a PlayStation, not a Nintendo, not an Xbox, no nothing....And I grew up without friends because all my classmates played video games and I didn't. And because of that, I was all alone for many formative years.
>>727977213The landshnickt gyaru looks like she'd be a freak, but she's super vanilla. Spearman-chan probably is the bigger freak.
>>727977594But now...?
>>727977704Now I've played through all the classic Final Fantasy games, Zelda Link to the Past, Chrono Trigger, and Skyrim to make up for lost time, and my friends are telling me I'd really vibe with Hollow Knight once I can unfuck my credit score enough to afford cheap Steam games again. I was also really into Hotline Miami for a while and ended up with a Class of 09 hyper fixation.
I finished her game because I have a fetish for thick Indian bitches. I am a huge racist btw.
>>727977839Glad to have you here.
>>727954175>>727954731>>727954823>>727955067>>727956830>>727957598>>727959532>>727963352I hate stupid frogniggers.
>>727954175I have never played any game with FPS combat.
>>727977213RTS, like some other genres often feel like "objectively dated" in some weird way, with its foot halfway in the grave. I'd avoid the competitive side and try the classics that has an ok story and that finishes. Homeworld (DOK is most accessible). Company of heroes. C C generals (very accessible). Starcraft.
>>727954175I rarely play vidya anymore and just make porn/ryona on Koikatsu now. Tentacle rapes, zako getting fucked up, demonic rituals gone wrong (and rapey), animal/monster attacks, bond villain traps where the zako have failed him for the last time. It's a lot of fun but I really should get back to actual vidya someday.
>>727977864>I finished her game because I have a fetish for thick Indian bitches. I am a huge racist btw.How do you explain such contradiction? To yourself, I mean.
>>727977940He's trying to bait you into giving him your peeps don't give him that satisfaction
>>727978000What contradiction, I love nutting in thick brown bitches, my first girlfriend was black and I spent most of college fucking Indian chicks. What does that have to do with liking them?
>>727978091Are you going to pretend you didn't write anything else in your post?
>>727955256understandable, i love ds2 but that game is fucking hugei wonder if the people moaning about it "unfinished" ever actually did a full playthrough with all three crowns, let alone blindly. like are you really sure you want this shit finished??
>>727978128I don't see the issue.
>>727978175Fucking hell, anon.
>>727955665>after getting 3 heartsYoure like 90-95% done with the gamejust dont worry about it and get it done
>>727977594This reminds me that Minecraft was the popular thing in my class and I've never played it.
>>727978190Most Indian girls are bigger racists than me anyway.
>>727954175I eat pizza hawaii while gaming
>>727978217I remember being into Classic Runescape in high school (yes, I'm old) but it being a private, after-school thing I did when I got home, versus the guy with the pinstriped fedora in my Gifted-Honors English class who always, always fucking talked about Runescape in hopes of impressing the two Renn Faire geek girls in our class who may or may not have been lesbian for each other.
>>727954175I haven't really played a video game in 3 years.
>>727978337That's hot, I had a lesbian tell me once that she had sex dreams about me and said I had a big cock in her dreams.
>>727977968>RTS, like some other genres often feel like "objectively dated" in some weird wayThat certainly rings true. I think for someone new to the genre is just feels taxing to gitgud when so much of the vanguard is walking miles ahead of you, at least for those in it for the MP. Personally, I always tried offline and I'm basically a singleplayer enjoyer, but it's hard to maintain consistency in it. Anyway, I did try AoE, CoH and a bit of Starcraft. It's not like I don't have anything else to play.It's curious to see a genre die in real time, though.
>>727978428Lesbians aren't real. They all crave cock in one form or another.
>>727957129Half human, half bug
>>727978486By that logic, all men who shop at Gayfer's crave pussy and just want their man meat between them camel toes.
>>727978551Both are like that from mental damage, besides you think gays would fuck girls too, they have assholes as well.
>>727978245I guess opposites attraction is nature's way of keeping things entertaining.
>>727978551They stick it in the pooper as a poor substitute for the beef curtains they truly want.
>>727976532So that image was because of you. I wonder which flavor of subhuman you are
>>727978605Women don't have a prostate that can give them an ass orgasm.
>>727978605You're straight from the mental damage caused by your mom twisting your pee pee around and throwing you across the room by it until your head crashed into the drywall.
>>727954175I found an exploit in world of warcraft (retail) that aggros mobs without doing damage. I would routinely do this in LFR to watch the group break down and everyone blaming one another. Since the item I used did no damage, their DPS meters never picked up on it. It was a thousand times worse for everyone during bosses that were stationary and required unique mechanics.I did this with n'zoth in Battle for Azeroth. N'zoth lasted for hours, and it turned into a real life version of John Carpenters: The Thing. Everyone was suspect, and nobody knew who was doing it. I caused the group to break down multiple times. And since there was always a raid in progress, people that que'd for the raid would be lumped in with me. It totaled repair bills for everyone likely past 5000 gold.To this day, I am sure the means at which i griefed all those players still works, and anyone can do it. Whoever finds out about it will likely destroy LFR until it's patched. Fuck, I have serious control issues.
My only recently play is Civilization BEAnd I didn't focus on winning the game just come for the comfy and relaxing building.
>>727978979Based. I don't play WoW anymore but I enjoyed occasional trolling.
>>727978217I once lied that I had the original version of Minecraft instead of playing cracked
>>727978979i love this shit. the real treasure is the seeing people rip each other apart while nobody is the wiser, not the shit boss loot.
>>727978979unfathomably based
>>727954175Whenever I get a new game on Steam, I seek out and use a New Game+ save to start it from.
>>727982072this is just deranged. the fuck is the matter with you?
>>727954175I say I like Viewtiful Joe but the truth is I've never finished it because The Magnificent Five is so shit that I really can't be bothered to go back and beat it
The only Total War games I've played are Empire and Napoleon and I'm bad at both of them despite them supposedly being very easy in singleplayer
I like Strange Journey Redux. I like Alex as a character and I like the new endings, especially the neutral one. I also had to lower the difficulty for the final 2 bosses.
>>727954175Forgive me anon for I have sinned.I was one of the first few people who seeded Kangoku Senkan when it was released in hongfire; helping it trend.I help create a generation of gooners
>>727977940I love them so I will continue posting them.
>>727985563same
>>727985563anon, thats illegal you cant post without other anons' permission. what if they get angry and start crying and shitting themselves about why there's a frog on their screen
>>727954175Around a year ago I punched my desk after dying in a WoW arena match and there’s still a very slight tightness/pain in one of my fingers when I crack my knuckles
>>727956505I'm sure you mean this mostly in jest, but just for the record, part of realizing how retarded that was, was doing it in the first place. Or that's my cope anyways because I did as well
>>727956649>I only play RE4 with a mod that auto-completes every QTE in the game when they come up.I mean, I think it's at least worth playing through it once normally without that mod, but fair enough I guess
>>727987073Might be displaced metacarpalsI'd get that checked out
>>727954175I have spent five thousand dollars on star citizen and will likely spend more.
Gave all my TF2 skins to a BR who said he'd repay me one day, and when I asked him if he could gift me a game he blocked meHe was from /v/ too[/spoiler
>>727987242It’s only noticeable when I crack my knuckles (which is very rarely) but maybe you’re right
>>727954175I've only "beaten" the original Metroid by playing the Planets version. I also accidentally burned both ice beam upgrades before replacing it with the wave beam, so I had to run through the metroid hallway like a bitch just to make it to Mother Brain.
I love Metroidvanias, but I have never played a Metroid game, nor have I played a Castlevania game.
>>727978192no, anon you dont understand.i CANT go back, i literally dont have the skill anymore, cant even GET to red ant queen to start the bossfight anymore. its been like, 2 months since i played the game.
I like gacha and don't remember the last time I played a normal game or spend money on a game
>>727987404Yeah same thing happened to me one time when I punched the steel spine of a chair couldn't move two of my fingers for a week and had to get my bones readjusted with aid from my dadHurt like shit I almost passed out
the only touhou game ive beaten is imperishable nightand i did it using bombs and multiple livesdespite this, i have memed and promoted touhou for over 2 decades
I used save states to beat the Shadow Council and Vyglass in Pokemon Clover. That shit was fucking HARD
>>727954175Before I uninstalled gachas from my phone forever I racked up $2000 in credit card debt playing Kamihime Project.
>>727987756Damn that’s brutal, what game made you do that? My hand only hurt for like half an hour or so when my incident happened so I think I’m good
I listen to Aeriths theme from the remake instead of the original everyday while wagecucking
>>727987951I was drunk think it was Soulcalibur 5, I believeWas sweating online
im the guy who got quads in this screencap
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>>727988085Understandable
>>727954175If you can savescum in a game, I will do it.
Dear father, I genuinely think that while it's not perfect, Back Ops 4 was severely underrated and overrated.
>>727988220>quadserrytime
>>727957598Lies of PEAK
>>727988274It was very frustrating
>>727954175I've enjoyed ERP with multiple anons across a variety of video game lobbies on /v/ and /vg/. I consider it a sin because I've even dabbled in games I find totally shit just to see how the /v/ ERP scene was.
I mostly play games on pc but I have pretty much never modded any of them, including Elder Scrolls and Fallout games
>>727954175I enjoy bloodlines 2 more than 1
>>727988717Also quite painful
>>727954684I do too. Sick of being denied good games because of social norms. There are some gameplay gems in porn games. Specifically if you look at the pixel art metroidvanias and platformers.A bunch of them let you just disable the porn.
>>727954175I don't like metroidvanias because "where the fuck do I go?" games should have died alongside nintendo power.
I have spent well over $1,000 on different gacha games over the years. I recently spent $250 on Where Winds Meet and one time I spent $800 on some gacha mobile game, can't remember which one. Grand Summoner I think? I was obsessed like a crackhead. I also spent about $100 on Genshin Impact and got nothing good. I want to say I don't have a gambling problem, but I think I do, so I actively try not to play games with gacha elements or marketplaces that let you buy shit.
>>727957129This is one of those guys you see in "FOUR TERRIFYING 4CHAN THREADS" videos on youtube. Where some nutcase murderer or bank robber made a post on /v/ before doing the deed.In 5 years he'll make some post on /b/ or /pol/ detailing a crime and then go do crime.
>>727988331>quads>errytimeevery time
>>727954175I didn't stop playing because I got too old for games, I stopped playing because new games are worse than the old games that I played.
I have 2700 hours in dead by daylight. At least 1500 of those were in a singular yearI deserve punishment
I genuinely enjoy COD and Halo lore and campaigns even the newer ones
I used a guide to get through Silksong Act 3 because it was miserable.
>>727989298UNACCEPTABLE
>>727958254> I think New Vegas is mediocre.FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKOUTYOUYOUYFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKOUTYOUYOUY
>>727987362Are you 10?
>>727954175I play games to like 60% completion (the main story mind you, not including extra content), then I move on to a new game. Rinse repeat.
>>727954175I use savestates when I play retrogames, and I still beat the game, I just wasted less time needlessly replaying old sections because I don't get paid to play videogames for a living. Fuck the haters, and especially, fuck Mike Matei.
>>727955256I also do this simply to save time not fighting the same enemy again and again to learn exactly what series of moves I need to do
>>727957129You must be some kind of self hating non-WhiteGuaranteedAre you Chinese or Indian?That would explain a lot
I spent most of my 20's being a depressed shit who rarely played vidya and generally squandered life. With my 30's on the horizon somehow my brain put itself back together and I played more games, read more books, watched more films, this past year than I did the past decade. HOLY FUCK do I want to kill myself for how much I've missed.
>>727989550If the game isn't enjoyable enough to get good at it then why did you even play it? To tick off an imaginary list of achievements in your head? You don't have to force yourself to play games that aren't fun for you, nobody will judge you.
>>727989550If you need to convince yourself, you didn't beat the game.
>>727989704>If the game isn't enjoyable enough to get good at it then why did you even play it?What a retarded question. NTA either
>>727989767And a non answer from a retarded person.
>>727977213You're doing it wrong. Your post seemed intelligent and you had fun playing a game. These threads are for talking about disliking games and being generally retarded.
>>727989821>Why would you play a game if you don't want to become pro at it?You may as well ask why I'd play magic the gathering without wanting to go to the pro tour. You can enjoy a game but dislike certain aspects of it, or enjoy a game but not enough to dedicate your lifeYou seem like a zoomzoom e-sporter.
>>727989754>If you need to convince yourselfNTA but this is a retarded argument. They're not stating they beat the game for themselves, they're stating it as an answer to an implied question that comes with mentioning playing games with save-states. The popular thing to reply to "I used save-states" is "You didn't beat the game", so they're simply stating their own commentary on that opinion and using their experience as a preface.
I think battle royales/mobas are for faggots
I use a dark separation crystal right before the boss dies to deny my summon souls
I've masturbated to the Asylum demon multiple times.
>>727989550The only correct way to play. You are not gaining anything by doing the same section over and over and they were designed that way to pad the game. Largely to counter rental services in the US.
>>727954175I said that Tribes was a better FPS than Halo and that Halo was casualized, then spent probably all of 2007-8 playing Halo 3 with my bros on Xbox
>>727989920This isn't a thread for blogposting opinions, retardbro
I came to female Lucario again.
>>727954175Last year steam started banning me from every forum if I got banned off one so I went back to pirating.
>>727989954Why are Japanese developers so autistic?
>>727990016I assume because you acted like a /pol/tard
>>727989821Also NTA or the other anon replying but it's a retarded question because it presumes that getting better has anything to do with their use of savestates. If both of us are playing Mario 1, and one of us just simply rewinds to before we fell down a hole, and the other one of us doesn't, we both still have to re-try that attempt, the anon just doesn't think they should have to re-try any of the challenge before that since they already proved they could get past it. They'd likely argue that you're just wasting more of your own time.
>>727954175I consistently get to the end of games and then never finish
>>727990028I don't know. I do know that has nothing at all to do with the post.
>>727989989And you were still right through-out that entire period
>>727954175I jack it to MK fatality compilations on female characters
>>727978091You dated women you hate? That makes no sense.
>>727954175I own almost every system with flash cart/mod and yet I still emulate
>>727954175I pirated Dragon Quest III HD 2D Remaster.
I was a fromsoft fan from the armored core days. I shit on every single dark souls and sekiro (I still played and beat all of them) but I actually liked elden ring and I refuse to tell anyone. It's god damn rollslop dragon's lair, but at least this one has fantastic atmosphere and an actual world to it.
>>727990345>but at least this one has fantastic atmosphere and an actual world to it.What the fuck? This is one of the most retarded takes on all of Souls I think I've ever seen. You don't think Bloodborne or Demons' Souls has an atmosphere? You don't think Dark Souls 1 has a world to it?
I didn't play Super Metroid until my early 20's.I also didn't BEAT Donkey Kong Country 2 until my early 20's (I kept getting filtered by Screech's race stage right before K-Rool as a kid; otherwise I was good at the game back then)
I like video games
>>727990410>You don't think Dark Souls 1 has a world to it?No, the entire plot is explained in fucking weapon tooltips.The plot of dark souls 1 to me is>this world is dyyying, go ring the bells, good now go get the thing, good now go get the 4 things, great now kill the last guy, you've saved/destroyed the world.I don't give a fuck about gwyn's dragon femboy homonculus baby trapped in an optional zone.
I am a recovering chronic cheater. It's such a hassle. Any game that has an easy "play itself' button I just... can't play because I will inevitably just do that, depriving myself of the fucking game I paid for.PMD DX is the most tragic example of this.
>>727990573Oh it doesn't have a world to you because you just didn't like it and you have no clue as to why or why not, that makes more sense.
>>727990573>the entire plot is explained in fucking weapon tooltipsAnd yet despite having ten times more NPCs and dialogue Elden Ring is somehow guilty of the same thing because all the important lore is still in tool tips.
>>727990625Yeah exactly, no world, barely any dialog, just a convoluted pile of shit intro cinematic about something that happened 1 trillion years ago and now fire is dying, go get the fire, but first ring the bells to open the place to get the thing.Not as dogshit as ds2 and 3 though I'll admit that, those games have zero of any coherent concept of what the fuck is going on.
>>727990678Yeah exactly, but I can skip all that and still know what's going on without watching 12 hours worth of "deepest spooky lore" videos on youtube.Wow did you know this sword is shaped like a dick because the guy who ran these guys fucked someone? Deep.Bad, bad lore, bad lore delivery, I'll even take shitty morrowind wikipedia article style plot delivery than this bullshit.
I don't seed.
>>727990834Fuck off leech
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>>727990693For future reference, when you say world, the assumption is world design, not your thoughts on the plot/story. I don't know if you're ESL or just autistic, but I mean this without malice.
>>727956118pics?>>727959453Cheers. Iced water here.>>727963582Nice video. I almost want to save.>>727990834Also me. Pirated Oblivion Remaster. Don't have a GPU for VR UEVR injection. Deleted already. Had a good twenty something hours.Really sucks without mods though. No multiplayer is a huge letdown.
>>727990946Oh no, I would have said level design or probably just aesthetic if I meant that. Elden ring still crushes it in that aspect but ds1 looks ok, good even in a few zones.
>>727990834I seeded in your mum14 years agoHello my son
I've been playing Veilguard and nothing else since it released. The story is pretty gay, but the gameplay and exploration fill the void from quitting MMOs.
>>727957617Good news JacquesTurns out we were more similar than previously thought
>>727954175I have an uncontrollable urge to antagonize people on /v/ even when I'm truthfully indifferent to their posts.
>>727954175I once stole my friends Pokemon Gold cartridge and erased his save because I was so salty over losing to him all day.
>>727954175i always use cheats
I used cheats to get infinite exp for sekiro so I could get the last achievement for completing all the skill trees. Sorry I just didn't want to grind.
during the last dying light 2(pretty sure 2 maybe 1) steam free weekend, i couldnt even get out of the first room. looked around everywhere. uninstalled after about 10 mins of trying
>>727954175I enjoyed playing UABI'm doing another playthrough on my phone
>>727959537I ruined BG3 for myself by savescumming bad rolls.
>>727954175Sometimes when I replay KOTOR I use a save game editor to give myself some credits and computer spikes/repair parts because it's annoying scrounging for those
>>727978979based scumbag
>>727978979Based. Whatever faggots are still playing that pozzed shit after trannies took over deserve it.
>>727978979>Being a shitty person for no gain just because daddy wont be there beating you upBased beyond belief
>>727954175I save scum wherever possible in games to guarantee the best most optimized outcome every single time, and if I fuck up somewhere or simply dislike the direction my playthrough is going in I'll almost always restart the entire game. I use cheats to make up for cases where RNG blesses me but I fuck up and have to reload and do well the next time but get worse RNG by giving me the items/money/whatever I got before back and also to help with long strings of button presses because I've got joint damage and my hands hurt real bad if I play for too long. In general I'll do balancing acts, like I'll cheat out X amount of money to cheat in Y item early among other things so it feels less cheaty. Despite all of this, I rarely ever finish games and usually drop them around the 70-80 hour mark.I hate doing this and it sucks out all of the fun of the game especially since everything feels worthless since I didn't do things 100% legitimately, but if I don't do it the back of my head starts gathering this weird buzzing pressure that fucks me up really bad if it gets too strong. The last time I tried to roll with the punches and play a game normally I legitimately passed out after accumulating too many failures and I was shaking/cold sweating the whole day after.It's extremely retarded and pathetic, but I'm pretty much incapable of enjoying games (or anything, actually) because of this shit.
>>727987208Why?Does mashing your controller so a boulder doesn't send you to a checkpoint before the boulder really add to the gameplay?Does mashing A to avoid redoing an otherwise flawless Del Lago fight make it better?I don't see how it enhances the core gun gameplay or the story by having constant "rape your controller or reset to checkpoint" moments.>skill issueYes. Unironically. I want to gain skill at ammo mangement and ganado shooting. Not in seeing if Leon has enough arm strength to climb up a broken minecart track.
>>727954175I made bump limit threads about games I never played (and never will)
>>727960457>>727961216Anon, do you really unironically think those are girls?
>>727954175i cheated in one of my binding of isaac runs to get a unlock
>>727956073>that VNThe most unforgettable horror porn game I've ever played. No other game had a bunch of elementary schoolers gangbang a teenage girl against a wall. And the teenage girl loved it. No other game I've played had a 17 year old bishonen guy drink a 14 year old girl's piss and chase her down the hall to rape her, only to wind up getting anally raped by a 32 year old fat man. I still remember the scene where a 16-17 girl was hiding under a bed as her same age best friend was having sex with that same 32 year old fat guy on top. She heard every moan, bed shake and sound. In the wrong end she was discovered under the bed by her friend and made to join. A most terrifying scene was when an unwilling girl relives another girl's sex memories. The girl in the memory consented but the reliving girl didn't. It didn't matter that she was mentally screaming, her body in the memory did all the motions and actions as in history. It's like mind control rape except the victim was fully aware. Another scene the same girl and a friend were almost raped in a magic sex ritual, saved by the girl's older sister, and the backlash made the older sister want to rape her younger sister and friend.The loli in this pic is freakishly lewd and once disguised herself as a teenage girl, fucked a boy until he nearly came, transformed back saying>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along!And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fear upon learning this. This isn't even getting into the tentacles, the gay sex, the lesbian sex, the incest, the sequel's mother/daughter lesbian scene, etc. The first chapter alone contains lots of lesbian sex scenes with an unavoidable girl masturbating in the bathroom. Truly horror is intrinsically connected with sexuality.
>>727963648I discovered this is actually meta. >Wargame RD>Expensive tank is detracted in a forest>Enemy AT is moments from killing it>Fire on it with my own artillery to to it denying the enemy the kill points.Or, enemy navy is pushing my supply area and about to steal or destroy my supply ships.>Call in a cluster plane and put the units right next to each other.Or sometimes a push goes bad and you have garrisoned 1 hp SF infantry being pushed from a town fight.>Mortar them
>>727954175i only enjoy exploration in games, i view them more as interactive digital sightseeing experiences than i do as challenging or immersive experiencesi'm such a casual gamer the only thing i enjoy is the initial wow factor of seeing something cooli don't really play games any more
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I only jack off to Samus when she turns into a ball.
>>727954175I've consumed 1000x more gaming content than actually playing games.
>>727954175I cheat in counter strike because I'm tired of bots.
>>727954175I think a lot of old games are extremely overrated, especially those before the ps1/n64 generation.
I hated Zelda 2 so much that I ended up leaning heavily on save states. By the end of the game I was getting so tilted that I'd save state between attacks just to stop having to deal with the iron knuckles. I'm sure I could beat it naturally with enough time, but the experience was so miserable that it just wasn't worth the commitment for me. To this day it's the only Zelda game out of the 17 I've beaten that I cheated at, and I don't regret it.