hehehheheh...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>728003750I don't get it. Is the other guy too poor to also buy a ps5? What's stopping him from just owning a coffee set and a ps5?Also why is the ps5 owner going back up?
>>728003829>I don't get it. Is the other guy too poor to also buy a ps5? What's stopping him from just owning a coffee set and a ps5?When you're married you can't spend your money on anything you want. You have yo get your wife's approval first.>Also why is the ps5 owner going back up?Some malls have parking space on the upper floors.
>>728003829The PS5 owner is going back up to refund the piece of shit excuse for a console. That's why he was smiling
>>728003750I'd take an espresso machine over a no-game-station any day of the week
>>728003829PS5 owner is trying to invite that other guy to a date but is only met with disgust.
>>728003750I got an air fryer recently and I've already gotten my money's worth compared to the PS5
>>728003750one will have amazing sex with a sexy woman that day, the other will be playing Astro Bot.
>>728003750>gives up all his dreams for pussywas it worth?
>>728003829Do you think his wife will approve him spending money on toys?
>>728003940Why the fuck am I seeing air fryers everywhere?
>>728003829>Also why is the ps5 owner going back up?His wife and their bull is there
>>728003829The wom*n would clearly stop him from purchasing it as it means he would have fun without her, and that is verboten.
>>728003887>When you're married you can't spend your money on anything you want. You have yo get your wife's approval first.Okay, but I doubt his wife would be against seeing him happy. I don't know where the idea comes from that your gf/wife wants to see you miserable.
>>728003829>What's stopping him from just owning a coffee set and a ps5?You are aware 80% of the normal female hate gaming?
>>728003750I don't get it. One guy get's pussy and coffe, while the other get's no games.
>>728003750>heh, we’re consumers hehalso delongi coffee machines are mid as fuck fr fr
>>728004029Money for PS5 means less money for travel funds that you both use
>>728004029>I don't know where the idea comes from that your gf/wife wants to see you miserableit's based on the notion of them being female, that is their default setting
>>728004070He doesn’t have a wife because he’s got no game
>>728003996the average american is too lazy to use an oven or a pot oil. but still wants flash frozen deep fried goyslop, and their masters recognized that if the slop was microwaved the goys did not purchase as much. so they invented the goy fryer so that the goy would purchase more mcfrozen tendies and poison themselves more.very sad. very real.
>haha look at this loser buying himself an espresso machine with his loving wife>the real happy guy is the one who bought this game consolecan't believe this was made unironically in 2020. The pandemic must have fried our brains.
>>728004092If you can't afford a PS5 you have no business going abroad.
>>728004029>I doubt his wife would be against seeing him happyShould we tell him anons?
>>728003996They're extremely good and convenient. They're basically mini blast ovens, just lightly coat something in oil and throw it in for 10-15 minutes and it's done. I use mine more than I use pans these days.
>>728003829>What's stopping him from just owning a coffee set and a ps5?
>>728003750>a console with no gamesor>tight pink pussyoh boy....tough one
I would rather have an espresso machine
>>728004204>wasting money over vaginjoesjust get a hooker, it's as pointless but less expensive
>>728004204console with no games is the answer btw
>>728003917this. I'd rather have regular cups of good coffee than a worse PC with no games worth playing
>>728004182>>728004140>>728004107My gf lets me play games. She also plays games like animal crossing. Sometimes she likes to tease me when im trying to raid in wow or gives me a handjob/blowjob under my desk. No idea where you guys find these women, but I guess I got lucky with mine.>t. white dude dating a hapa goon addict
>>728003996For some reason having a small convection oven became a boom.Probably because they're cheaper than a full sized one.
>>728004010My wife bought me PS4 and later PS5 because she wants to watch me play
>>728004029man is allowed to be happy only with his woman. never alone or with his friends.
>>728004182>according to statistics 50% of gamers are women>also according to statistics 90% of females hate gamersum this doesn't seem right
>>728004267ok I believe you
>>728004204>hag>tight/pink>>728004267>hapayour sonds and daughters would be cursed
>>728003750>Coffee machine>PS5I don't drink coffee and I'd still go with that over a PS5.>Nogaems
>>728003954When your wife is at the stage where she's making you buy an espresso machine you're lucky if she's fucking you once a month, and don't expect her to do anything except lie there
I was considering a Switch 2 but got an espresso machine + grinder instead since it didn't have a significant number of exclusive games I wanted. (and PS5 still don't)
>>728003829PS5 guy is returning it to the store because it has nogaems
>>728004182birb watchers… we won
>>728003829only chads are allowed to play video games
>>728004182The ordering of this chart is, the more fun the hobby = the more it keeps him distracted from her, ergo the more she hates it.
>>728004267oh rub it in some more you fuggin bastard
>>728003750I’d take the coffee and pussy desu
>>728004323>according to statistics 50% of gamers are womenMaybe you should learn to read, phonefags aren't "gamers."
This is now a coffeechad threadPost your favorite brewer types and drinks
>>728003996It takes up a fair amount of space but it does mean that when I go home during lunch I can fill it with food, put it on and then spend the cooking time doing something else and it's finished cooking in less time than it takes to heat up my regular oven.
>>728004323no it makes sense
>>728003887>When you're married you can't spend your money on anything you want. You have yo get your wife's approval first.That's wrong btw, I'm married and spend my money however I please.Also my wife is often there egging me on when I'm unsure about some big purchase for myself, and the person who most often gifts me expensive things I enjoy. Her latest gift has been an all-paid track day for my bike, and before that she gave me a coupon for a bunch of flight lessons.Sounds like you have a pretty weird idea of marriage, or a sad experience of it.
>>728003829He's returning it because he realized it has no games.
>>728004323it makes perfect sense to meno idea what you have trouble understanding
>>728004029woman logic is>we'll both use the coffee maker!>only you will use the ps5>so we will not waste money on the ps5
>>728004451I just got myself a gaggiuino and still don't know how to create profiles for it, but fuck does it feel good to have upgraded from a shitty delonghi dedica.
>>728003996you WILL buy the kitchen appliance made from parts the manufacturer had lying around. look, it's on instagram, and you can put food in it and hot food comes out. how useful!
>>728004029you've never been in a long term relationship have you
>>728004451aeropress masterrace reporting
when you get married aren't you supposed to dabble in each other's hobbies? my brother turned his whole family into pokefags
>>728004029>When you're married you can't spend your money on anything you want.Yes. That is the trap of marriage.
>>728004523Woman logic is>I hate that I've wasted years of my youth with you when I could have been out every night seducing chad>I want you to suffer for the rest of your life
>>728003996They're really good. Most people these days are single, nobody is cooking for a family of 4, and so a regular oven is a waste of space most of the time. The air fryer heats up basically instantly, cooks shit faster because the air flow is superior (smaller volume makes it way easier to circulate), and is just all around great to use. I thought they were a gimmick before I bought one, now I use it for almost every meal.
>>728004601ssshhhh let loners think it's impossible to coexist with women
>>728004029Women don't consider their man's happiness in any way outside of the simple understanding of exchanging sex, which unfortunately in many cases isn't worth the stress they put men through.
>>728004586what if pourover but it has a rubber seal with a finite lifespan and you have to buy the paper circles or a metal circle
>>728004656I'm sorry that you only interact with sluts
>>728003996healthy chicken nuggies
>>728003996millennial memesis>must run marathon>must go to japan>must own air fryer
>PS5Lol, what is he gonna play? FFXVI?
>>728003996It's a convection oven, but smaller.Most people don't really need ovens anymore because those were designed to make food for a whole family.Most young people nowadays live by themselves, with maybe a cat or a dog. If you want to cook a meal for one an air fryer is simply more comfortable.
>>728004716Every woman crashes out when they close in on 30 and realize they aren't getting the same amount of attention that they used to
>>728003887>>728003829>>728003750>>728003940I will never married until i die
>>728004451Dump beans in the burr grinder, boil water, toss both in the press for 5 minutes, press, pour, drink.
>>728004182>No source >No 100 or % on the horizontal axisAmericans are very dumb
What is the espresso of video games?
>>728003829That coffee machine probably costs more than the PS5 desu.
I'd rather have a girlfriend than a PS5
>>728004797Good morning>>728004781>JapanKek. Normalfags don't.
>>728004839point and click adventure games
>>728004451I stopped drinking coffee, doesn't do anything for me and if I drink it past a certain time past 5pm I can't sleep at all.
>>728004854girlfriend cuts your $$$ by 70%
>>728004451I don't drink the goy juice. I only drink water.
>>728004921>It doesn't do anything >I can't sleep if I drink ituh
>>728004782I got PS5 solely to play FF7 Rebirth on launch
>>728004029>wife would be against seeing him happyIf you train her good enough and can hold borders, she will notBut most of the normies are not strong enough mentally and can't tell when woman starting to groom you into submission. Then you have this shit about wife having a last word on the spending (even if she is not work), bitch about husband watching porn, his hobbies, friends and all other stupid shit woman sometimes freak out about.
>>728004267>My gf lets meWorrisome.
>>728004945also can't sleep if I drink sugar shit past 8pm
>>728003750the obvious answer here is that both men would be happier if they were fucking eachother instead of wasting time with foids
>>728003996it fits nicely into a goypod because that's what men below 30 can afford today in the west
>>728004854I mean, I guess? The PS5 is a waste of time with no games, the girlfriend could maybe occasionally be fun. Now if we were talking about say, a pet rock? Then the girlfriend option stops being worth it.
>>728004451me personally, i get the cheapest bulk generic brand k-cups I can find and drink it black
>>728003750I rather be with my hyped wife and go for a fry fiesta that evening than play the TLOU2 machine.>>728003996Frying your food without having to inject oil into it. Some products that seem "bad" are actually pretty okay or even healthy when airfried.Yes an oven can do the same.
>>728003996I don't have oven in my rental place and these little mfs really can fry anything
>>728004182
A lot of people here clearly only have experience with a woman through 80s and 90s American sitcoms.My girlfriend encourages me playing games, because she knows I like it. If we're busy or she needs a lot of attention for a while, I simply communicate and tell her I need more time to myself and she backs off for a bit so I can do what I want. Also we have a separate economy and only split the communal costs. If I want to upgrade my PC I'll do that with my own money. She makes 5x more than me anyway.
>>728004579>you can put food in it and hot food comes outThat does seem usefulwhat do you use to make your food, a bonfire?
>>728004267>No idea where you guys find these womenNiggER, I don't find ANY women.
>>728005134you probably have something that can cook food in your kitchen already. but, it's not a countertop appliance that you saw on instagram, so,
>>728004182model train chads blow gayman virgins the fuck out
>>728005093>Also we have a separate economy and only split the communal costs. If I want to upgrade my PC I'll do that with my own money. She makes 5x more than me anyway.Watch as people in this thread will call you a cuck for this.
>>728005050>Frying your food without having to inject oil into it.Air fryers are not fryers, you retard. They're just small ovens, those tendies you're eating aren't any healthier because they're still filled with oil.You could argue that the drip tray means that you eat less of the oil from processed food, but it's not a significant difference.
>>728004117Just say you’re brown
>>728004921>>728004986You are utterly retarded.
>>728004451I miss the little nigga espresso machine I had before. It was cheap as hell but you had to froth milk manually so it was extremely good. The new one does it automatically but it doesn't hit the same spot
>>728005213If she's making 5x what he earns, she's already got a few monkey branches, unless he's got some shit in the pipeline like daddy handing over his company when he gets too old.
>>728005239you'll get older too, anon.
>>728004579>smal>cheap>you can put food in it and hot food comes out>miles easier to wash than ovenWHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED FROM A KITCHEN APPLIANCE FFS
>>728003750KEKMGTOWs stay winnin>>728004797same.
>>728003750why the fuck are women so obsessed with bitter brown sludge machines? it feels like my sister gets a new fucking one every goddamn two years. what a fucking waste of money.coffee tastes fucking awful and the "it gives you energy" is a fucking psyop. i'm 6 years older than her and she unironically behaves like a fucking addict without her "morning cuppa". just get a good fucking night's sleep and eat healthy and you don't need to waste money on this placebo pseudodrug.
>>728005297Like clockwork
>>728003996because they're based
>>728005312an appliance that duplicates the function of another appliance you have in your kitchen...?
>>728005213I just don't believe him.
>ps5I'd rather the coffee honestly
>>728003750The joke is that the guy with PS5 is smiling because he's going back to the store knowing he can get a refund
>favela monkeys shitting their britches over a cooking appliance that isn’t an open fire in a 55 gallon drumkek
>>728004029it comes from people who have wives.
>>728005364Because they are retarded. People who drink coffee are miserable, and they're miserable because they work too much, which means they need to stay up all night to "recharge", which means they don't get enough sleep, which means they need caffeine to "wake up", and their artificial awakened state makes them retarded, which makes them work too much. In order to cope with this vicious cycle, they blow money on gimmicks to try and make their hell more palatable. They have to drink coffee, so they have to make it stop tasting like sludge, which means they need the fanciest machine to mask the taste.
>>728005301Do you not understand the reasons for why you can't sleep?
>>728003887> Some guy on reddit has a shitty marriage, therefore all marriages are shittyI'm married, I spend both my and my wife's money however I like. The people who "ask for permission" are doing it as a fetish thing lmao.
>>728004267>My gf lets me
>>728004941>he drinks goyteroh no no
>>728005538No explain
>muh coffeee is bad>mug airfryer badthe amount of sheltered søy mongoloids itt, lmaoPost chin right now
>>728005213She bought me a car for my birthday so they can try as much as they want.>>728005297I'll be making half of what she makes now in 5 years, so the gap will close.And no there's no way she has the time or opportunity to seek other "branches". Also we're not American so we don't measure worth in money.
>>728003750I hate my wife.please laugh
>>728003750Snoy with no games going to refund his PS5
>>728005471this honeslty
>>728003750at least his wife is hot, he's probably cumming inside her every night while that ps5 loser cums in a sock
>>728003750nigga wut....
>>728005576coffee is a drug that is only acceptable because "le everyone does it :)"all fried shit is badguaranteed my chin is healthier than any part of your racoon diet body
He’s going up the nogaems escalator…
>>728004267my gf works at Nintendo and she said you're gay
>>728003917Ditto
>>728003750>bald guy>having a gf/wifeHow did he achieve this even?No woman takes you seriously when you're balding.He must be super lucky.
>>728005229They are a fucking roach nest every single one of them has holes perfect for roaches.
>>728005698>all fried shit is badIf you mean deep fried in oil then yeah sure. But the whole point of an airfryer is to get as close to deep fried as you can without actually deep frying. You get the crispy texture by drying the exterior through convection heating instead.I use it a lot to cook salmon and combined with a thermometer I get perfectly cooked juicy yet crispy fish every time.
>>728005698>coffee is a drug mmkayI don't care. I'm drinking a freshly mase lattebright now and it rastes awesome.Pleb.>friedAir "fried" food isn't actually fried you mouthbreathing midwitHow much can you bench?
>>728003750I remember seeing this a few years back thinking it was funnyNow I get hyped when I get a new kitchen appliance What changed
>>728004323>some women like anal>those women should like men who take it up the ass themselves
>>728003750He's just like me fr
>>728005852Fucking hell, phoneposting isnshit.>I'm drinking a freshly-made latte right now
>>728005852more than you and your fancy söybucks drink arms, sissy
>>728005696she cheated on him and this is how she was trying to peer pressure him into forgiving her? either this or it's staged.
Just get a son. I'm sure he will be happy to play with you.
>>728003750Why did he buy a PS5 not XBOXS/X?
>>728005789How much of a fucking shithole do you live in?
>>728005434No everyone have an oven, and they is still harder to wash. For big meals and something like pizza? Yes, I want oven. For throwing in a chicken breast with some rough chopped popato and getting a tasty meal in 20 minutes? These things are the best
>>728003996Air fryers make cooking so much quicker and easier! They’re basically foolproof. It’s like the current kitchen’s version of making bonfires obsolete. The next-gen air fryers with steaming and self-cleaning features would be a total revolution. They’ll change our kitchens forever.
>>728003954>one will have amazing sex with a sexy woman that day>"not today my head hurts">"not today i'm on my days">"we already did it this week">"i'm not in the mood"ahahhahahaha oh no no no no no
>>728005434An air fryer takes significantly less time to heat up. If I'm doing some basic bullshit and I want it done in the next 15 minutes I'll use the air fryer. I'm not baking a cake or braising meat in it.
>>728005567>I stopped drinking coffee, doesn't do anything for me and if I drink it past a certain time past 5pm I can't sleep at all.>also can't sleep if I drink sugar shit past 8pmDo you not see what they have in common?
I would give up video games if I was allowed to have sex one time
>>728006073We already have multicookers, they steam allright, and I don't think you can combine multicookers with airfryera. Selfcleaning will be awesome tho
>>728005229It’s not just for nuggets, you knowmaking homemade fries and fried chicken isn’t that hard, and an air fryer saves you from having to clean up a ton of oily mess every time
>>728004921this except i can still sleep. coffee is only good for voiding my bowels
>>728004182>women would rather you lose your house on gambling than play vidyaokay all shotputs aisde what causes this
>>728005938>she cheated on him Not true. He is a womanizer.
>>728004029LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLt. divorced
>>728006216There's no way in hell you can fry chicken in an airfryer. Fries can be baked or roasted with a bit of oil, for a good batter you need to fry that shit.
I DECLARE THIS THREAD HIJACKED BY THE AIR FRYERS GANG
>>728006209>multicookerslmao it is like a primitive version of airfryer. >Selfcleaning will be awesome tho It already happens. The expensive airfryer has it right now.
>consolefag
>>728004451You need more?
>>728006384/thread
>>728006305Wdym? Chicken breast and chicken legs are very easily the #2 thing airfryers used for. I think if you have a big enough fryer, you can cook a whole chicken, but it is an mini oven at this point
>>728003940Kek literally me but with a rice cooker
>>728006252it's not that complicated. women aren't good at math and genuinely think you might win big one day, rather than understand the reality that the house always wins and giving large amounts of money away is a terrible business model.so they won't mind you paying the "i failed at math" tax because they failed it too.
>>728006426Based
>>728006305>I love larping as a chef on vidya forumsI don’t even know why I bother replying when everyone here just argues for the sake of arguing
>>728004204Once you get older and a longterm partner the sex stops being as exciting.
>>728004579>you can put food in it and hot food comes out. how useful!yes..?
>>728003750I would rather have a nice espresso machine than a PS5 desu
>>728006359They are different. Multicookers are essentially for boiling things and making some soups, stews and steamed food. While it is possible, frying things in them are just stupid ofc
>>728003996It's a useful kitchen appliance that's why
>>728006305You sound like you’re still stuck on those early air fryers with toxic Teflon coating.Right now, 2nd- and 3rd-gen models are way more efficient, cook faster, and use proper ceramic (not just some cheap “ceramic coating”) that’s actually safe and non-toxic.
>>728004267>im trying to raid in wowso how long has your gf (male) been on HRT?
>>728005789>roach nestskill issue. picrel = roach free life no matter what kind of shithole you live in.
>>728006421I have picrel and I can even make rotating, properly rotisserie chicken and meat in it. It's great.Perfectly fried potatoes every time alsoBest home appliance I've ever bought desu
>>728006591I know what it is. Right now, multicookers are still pretty niche. I had one, but I barely ever used it, so I ended up selling it. I think they’re gonna die out soon anyway. The market’s already moving that way.
>>728004781>must run marathon>must go to japanExplain how this is something bad?
>>728006703Shit, forgot picrel
>>728004117One of the most browncoded posts I've seen in a while.
>/v/ - Air Fryers
>>728003829>why are you spending more time on that game than with me etc.>dont bother buying it>all time is for the woman you love but conclusion is you lose everything you loved before including gamingthe saying you changed over pussy exists for a reason
okay but can your air fryer make piping hot spaghetti all'assassina
>>728006801>OP being coping snoygger got BTFO'd by fucking Air fryers OH NONONONONONONONO WE GOT TOOO COCKY...... our response.... snoysisters...... lmaooooooooo
>>728006252Women like risk-takers, even if they are retarded.
>>728006621>2nd- and 3rd-gen modelslmao at the idea of applying software euphemisms to fucking kitchen appliances. sorry sir we don't support legacy systems after the support period has ended, you'll need to upgrade. more details can be found in the mobile app (registration required)
>>728003996Society is collapsing, ovens are too expensive and people have given up on trying hard.
>>728006781>Tried whole chicken last timetell me what model can fit an entire chicken, bro
>>728006621I cook all my shit on a stainless wire rack inside my air fryer to avoid the teflon shit. Makes cleaning it easier.
>bro air fryers are great>top is burnt>bottom is completely rawI only use it for grilling sausages now.
>>728005696what is going on here? is he just severely depressed?
>>728006924>>728006763
>>728004323Games for me but neigh for thee
>>728006884>triggered by 2nd- and 3rd-gen models being the things >upgrading is bad, OK?! carcinogen yummy....
>>728006935Skill issue and poverty. Buy one with a grill and rotisserie mode>>728006763
>>728006945PS5 is worthless
>>728006935Every airfryer recipe and manual will tell you that you should flip whatever you make halfway through.RTFM
>>728003996Well, I bought a convection oven, and it sucked shit wouldn't go above 150 degrees. So I got a refund, and bought another. This one goes up to 180 degrees if you set it to 200 (max).Barely use the fucker now I have an air fryer.
>>728003996It's an extremely useful kitchen appliance and you can tell anyone who says stuff like "IT'S A GOYMACHINE FOR GOYS TO GOY THEIR GOYSLOP WITH GOYSAUCE ON GOYDAY" or whatever is a 400lbs ugly brown jeet that lives with their 14 moms or whatever.The reason it is useful is because if you have a decent air fryer they heat up very quickly and have much better air circulation than a convection oven. Most convection ovens are literally too big. They do not have the necessary circulation to properly cook food via convection and it just ends up being a mediocre bake. Air fryers, however, are small enough that their fans circulate the air much more evenly and quickly.I cannot imagine NOT owning one just for general cooking and meal prep. I'd say out of the 7 days a week I use my airfryer probably 5-6 nights a week and my oven pretty similarly. I mean a lot of my meals literally involve baking something in the oven and air frying something else. Even that is convenient. Being able to bake something for an hour at 350 degrees and then when it is nearly done I can throw the potatoes in the air fryer at 425 or 450 for a bit to crisp them up.The people saying "Why would you own an air fryer if you own an oven??" are the same people who would ask "Wait, why does anyone have an oven when they have a microwave? Why does anyone have a coffee pot when they have a microwave? Why does anyone have a tea kettle when they have a microwave? Why does anyone even have hot water in their house when you can heat all water in the microwave?"
>>728006945he wanted Switch 2
>>728007035>Skill issue and poverty. Buy one with...
>>728006935>doesn't follow instructions>thing doesn't work properly
>>728006935Newer air fryers can cook both top and bottom properly. see >>728006073Stop being a poorfag. I guess you want to eat more Teflon cuz carcinogen is delicious, right? lmao
>>728005068falconry bros?
>>728003996>Used to think air fryers were for millennial white women at starbucks and that is it>Brother who is obsessed with tech buys some brand new 2025 super duper ultra air fryer with wifi and an app (that is pretty gay)>He gives me his old one>I decide to try it>Fucker actually works really well and reheats food way better than a microwaveI probably wouldn't have gone out of my way to buy one of my own, but I will say it has been nice. I haven't microwaved any solid leftovers (I am not counting soup or stew or something) since I got it. I just air fry them for a few minutes and they taste way better.
Notice how he's holding a PS5 but no games?
>>728003829Not if his wife is against it
My wife would encourage me to buy a better gaming system,last girl I dated was big in ASSFAGGOTS but was open to trying new games like DMC and Doom and the girl before that also liked watching me game and occasionally trying it too but maybe it's because I make a good commentator.Also stop posting shitty tiktoks and twitter shit you fucking NIGGERS
>>728006884>mk2 and mk3happy now retard?
>>728005229>products fried in oil are just as healthy than products fried in hot air>they are just small ovensThats what i said you mongoloid. inbe4 "You have to put oil over everything."Completely optional fatass.
>>728007113>>728007035You really don't need an expensive air fryer though.All of them can cook really well.The only major difference that makes some bigger is basket size.
No, I WON'T get a mortgage to pay for a house.No, I WON'T engage with females to double the household income.No, I WON'T have children to keep this sick cycle of exploitation and misery going.No, I WON'T buy expensive plastic-cased electronics to simulate happinness.No, I WON'T be nice to strangers.No, I WON'T buy into private equity or public securities, your ponzi can just fucking crash for all I care.No, I WON'T buy trinkets instead of achieving spiritual liberation.No, I WON'T play into female delusions of captivation.I'm sorry, I'm just not gonna do it!
>>728003829He realized there was no game ro play and is buying a switch 2 instead
>>728004117If Nu-Encyclopedia Dramatica was ever a thing I'd imagine every article would just read like this.
>>728004451Instant coffee chad here. I exclusively drink from a 1l thermos.
>>728006682Pretty random, but when I was younger I moved into an apartment that looked fine, and then after being there for two nights it was fucking roach infested. Thankfully one trip to home depot to grab some hardcore bugspray and one afternoon of cleaning solved the issue. Spray that shit around the perimeter of your house/apartment, clean up anything dirty, and keep it spotless for like 2 weeks and all of the bugs will die and fuck off. I would only ever occasionally see a single dead roach cause I kept up the layers of bug killer.
>>728003996It's probably AI descreetly sneaking in ads.
>>728004029On the one hand, I think you are right, and that's how it is in a healthy relationship. On the other hand, you completely disregard what absolute fucking simps m*n are. They will do literally ANYTHING just to get pussy. They will degrade themselves into slaves, suppress their personalities, give up on their interests, and think of all this as a worthy sacrifice, a trade if you will, which they got gaslighted into believing are normal.So the video is a play on the latter case. Though at least the coffee maker can be used for your enjoyment, as opposed to the PS5.
>>728004092Do women really expect you to travel? I'm not interested in that
>>728007073>console warring over kitchen appliances>400lbs ugly brown jeet that lives with their 14 moms or whatever.What does that even mean? Why would a jeet have 14 moms? Unhinged
>>728003750Notice how he hasn't bought any games with PS5
>>728003940Lmao thats literally me age 29. That shit just fixed my life and i became that retarded boomer whos telling everyone they know to buy one.
>>728007490>t. jeet with 14 moms
>>728003917I would take neither.
>>728003750Covfefe machine>nogames station.Luv me morning latte.
Marriage = the death of man
>>728003954That coffee machine can run astro bot?
the single guy has more chances of getting laid than the other guy simply cause he's more handsome. Truth hurts.
>TFW I bagged a stinky NEET who plays video and likes lolisBetter than winning the lottery
>>728003750these kind of vids make women genuinely think PS5 is the best gift for men, huh
>>728004267My gf tried to give me a blowjob while I was playing squad as squad lead and I got pissed at her when she was just doing it to get me into bed so I would fuck her instead of just finishing me there or just leaving me alone till the match is done. Now I no longer get teased when I play vidya :(
>>728003750That's me... I don't remember last time I bought something for myself since I got married.
>>728007732>he married a trannyum...good on you, I guess?
>>728007796Do troons browser/v/?
>>728003996Life is meaningless if you don't own an air fryer and I welcome out new machine overlordsI guess I'm just a simp for AIR FRYERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-mfFOmnYcA
>>728007534You are eating seed oil slop fried on PFAS inside an electric plastic shell. You are too far gone bro.
>Snoyggers lost to BASED Air fryer chadsLMAOOOOOOO BEST THREAD!
>>728007796>No kids>Partner has the same interest>Has a slight possibility of passing>It's slightly less gay than being gayTrannies won
>>728007840Seeing as how there's a whole board dedicated to troons, yes, we do browse 4chan and /v/.
>>728007749The best gift is a stick of ddr5 ram
>>728004267See you in few years.
>>728004323>what is a hypocrite
>>728004451MOKA, I don’t know if I could tell the difference in taste between this and others I just like to see the coffee gurgling out of the spout, it’s fun. Also lived in Italy for a year and didn’t really feel like switching things up
>>728007718>the single guy has more chances of getting laid than the other guy simply cause he's more handsome.Get laid with who? You? No one cares you want to fuck him faggit
>>728003996its a oven except it fits on your counter
>>728007868>You are eating seed oil slop fried on PFAS inside an electric plastic shellThis. I don't get air frying people
>>728003750Should have went bowling with him motherfucker.
>>728004029The problem is that all men want is to have a house in the woods, do some outdoors activities, play video games and watch movies all day. It took the last girl I dated 6 months to realize that
>>728003829>Also why is the ps5 owner going back up?to return the no-game paperweight
>>728003996You can fry a whole turkey
>>728003887just do it.. wtf
>>728004182Taxidermy is serial killer-coded, no woman would actually be turned off by it
>>728004267I believe you have autism.
>>728003996Its an easy bake oven for adults, who function in jewish adult daycare center.
I’m married and honestly it fucking sucks
Why do you losers complain about life when chances are you've never had friends. I genuinely couldn't imagine not having friends I can show my complete power level with.
>>728008027Troonie roleplaying or actual hag malding
>>728008624it is the media's fault you cannot make friends or find wives.
>>728008126I hate the woods. I do deep sea diving since it's done in a few hours and you always feel a little lucky not being dead after
I dont see the value in creating new life. I'm 31. My sperm is probably fucked.
>>728008478Would you like to elaborate?
>>728003750Yo is that the new DeLonghi coffeemaker? That shit is tite bro
>>728008653But I have both, have most people tried either A) not being poor or B) finding a balanced life while being poor
>>728004182Stamp collectingGODS we fucking won
>>728008720Divorce rates are at an epidemically high number right now. Either you find someone to settle down with because you met over a series of commonalities or you have multiple failures of communication, gaslighting and family distrtust.
>>728004127It was made by people like me who find it funny. You are not funny. You are a boomer.
>>728008856Can you describe why it's funny?
>>728004204Console.
>>728004656Don't forget genetics day. Also, it's your fault for setting as their ATM. If she's not attracted then it's over.
>>728004267>lets melmfao
>>728008820I see you time to time in different threads and you always have the shittiest takes
>>728008887>Describing memes...Boomer
>>728003954Sounds fun. Astro bot was ok
>>728008715I know you're being ironic but if you actually care about coffee DeLonghi are pretty worth it.
>>728008941>memeThat's not what "meme" means you fucking retard
>>728003967>>728004056U are aware of 80% of normal males hating females?
>>728008905I see you a lot and your criticisms are always paper thin. The emotional distance between your approval and your barring is something like a centimeter wide.
>>728009025I won't respond to your judeo-boomer shit anymore.
>>728003750I just bought a Delonghi espresso machine for Black Friday and I already used it more than my nogaems5
Women have no games.
>>728009039This was the first time me replying to you :/ I think your insecurities are showing. What makes a man want to namefag in 4chan in the first place?
>>728003750Based this is how I felt while I ordered a brand new rtx 5070 while my mate had to order diapers and baby formula jej. Also ordered brand new exhaust for my kawasaki, bitches love the sound of my rocket
>>728009243No, no. I'm pretty sure I see the name "Anonymous," a lot here.
>>728004127nigga have you never seen a boomer comic strip in your life? This type of joke is older than you
>>728009345Is you namefagging a touchy topic?
>>728009423>"haha women amirite?!?"I am convinced around 70% of men are closeted homosexuals considering how they love to announce their distain for the opposite sex.
>>728009483Do you think people die knowing they lived a full life?Or is it just a weird blur to you?
>>728004029>Okay, but I doubt his wife would be against seeing him happy.you never had a woman lol, it's the entire point of their existence>b-but I have this unicorn...that is expection to the rule and there's 50%+ chance she'll divorce you anyway
>>728009483Don't argue with the schizo
>replying to namenigs
>>728007395>Instant coffeeyikes
>>728004451V60
>>728009593>0 self awareness because he refuses to be saneYeah that'll track with the doctors at the psych ward.
>>728004029Women want to see their husbands happy but they also think they know what's best for them. If they believe video games are unhealthy or doesn't improve your life, they will do everything in their power to stop you from playing them
>>728003750DO NO PROCREATE WHITE GOY
>>728004451Tried all of themMoka makes the tastiest coffeebut it's a hassle to use and clean one
>>728004109That's a pretty good one.
>>728003887>When you're married you can't spend your money on anything you want.If you are the bitch of the relationship.
>>728009774>yes whitey have kids so we can keep leeching off you longerHaving kids is third world behavior.
>>728009545chicks bitch about men just as much, it's just banter. Also the men that white knight for women and never shit-talk them are the ones that they are the most repulsed by
>>728010046>Yes goy stop having children >Look at all the material possessions you are missing>Just go extinct goy>I'll import more brown slaves to replace you>*Happy merchant music starts playing*>*Does the penny dance*
>>728010150>stop buying things you want and stop having fun because YOU MUST BREEDmiserable existence.
>>728010276>Yes keep consuming goy>Materialism is the only real thing in life>Just consume goy and don't reproduce>*Keeps doing the happy merchant dance*>*Climbs up a table and tosses pennies around*
>>728010276>stop buying thingsUnless it's land you want to live on: Yes
>>728010150>>728010335>ceasing to exist BAD>you must chain yourself to this material realm ad eternumBrowner words have yet to be uttered.
>>728004029
>>728010415>Yes goy just ignore how everyone else is reproducing, including my small hat tribe>*Does the 9/11 dance*
>>728010335Families and men in relationships consume far more than single men though, they just prioritize the wishes of the woman
Materialism is inevitable. It's nice to cultivate your mental and spiritual faculties but human ultimately draw their power from physical items, it's what separates us from beasts.
>>728004451French press is just simplest for a single person. You can forget it in there for like 20 minutes, nothing happens lol. You can also make the sort of uhhh Japanese iced coffee by adding about 80% of the water for the first minute and then throwing ice in rest of the way (and some more ice in your cup, lots of milk).I have a coffee filter on my sink that I pour the grounds in afterwards, throw it out every two days or so.
>>728010342I already have a house and land. Video games are always going to be a top priority in my life regardless if I'm in a relationship or not. No shopping trips, no traveling, no dinners.
>>728010510>Buying diapers is prioritizing the wife goy>Buying clothes for your baby is materialism goy!
>>728010515Wrong! Spiritualism is what separate us from animals.
>>728010467>don't think for yourself, just do like everyone else including africans
>>728010604Babies aren't even expensive, it's just a stereotype. Women are expensive
>>728003996Zoomers are too dumb to use ovens and modern apartments are too tiny to allow enough kitchen space to fit an oven.
>>728010672>Africans breath air, goy>Stop breathing>>728010686>Women are expensiveIf you are an insecure simp that believes saying no to his woman is gonna ruin his life
>>728003750>implying any woman would go out with a bald guythis is how you know this is staged
>>728003829The first man is descending into the metaphorical hell of marriage. The second man ascends into the heaven of bachelordom.
>>728008306>fryYou mean bake.
>>728005540Usually its poor people and the reason they arent poorer is because of the wife
>>728010686Yea, I don't know why people complain about 250K being expensive.- Posted from my space shuttle
>>728010737>keep existing so we can keep leeching off of you>keep being as lowly as we so we can be degenerate materialists at your expenses>noooo don't stop existing that's literally genocide!
Goddamn do I love gobbling on big black cock until I can feel black milk running down my throat!
>>728010845>*Does the baby penis munch dance*
>>728003750>coffee machine has more exclusives than a vidya machine
In case you didn't know I'm a huge faggot and I love big black dick up my ass
>>728010648>Spiritualism is what separate us from animals.Doubt, heavily
>>728010869Snoy…
>>728010686>babies aren't expensiveah yes $500k education requirements for them to not even be able to find a job out of college and be forced to live with you again is totally not expensive at all
>>728010918That's because you are a soulless golem.
>>728003829He's going back up to look for the games
>>728010903Do you post on the discord?
Once my black stepdaddy fucked me up the ass and it felt so good, I think that's when my BBC obsession started
>>728010958Don't be a retarded boomer and don't send your son to college. College is a scam in modern world.
>>728010958You're sending babies to college?
>>728011002Anywhere I can find out more about you?A blog? Entertainment magazine?
>>728010686>Women are expensiveThis. Women are consumers. It is insane the amount of worthless shit they buy. If men were in charge of all the money the economy would collapse overnight because we would only buy shit that lasts 50 years and nothing else.
>>728003829He's henpecked, you moron.
>>728011009if you barely have chances of finding a job with a college degree, you'll have ZERO chances finding one without a college degree.Dumbass
>>728003996Zoomers are too stupid and scared to know how an oven works.
>>728010961And Wolves still howl at the moon. Keep the craziness to a minimum
>>728011014what do babies turn into when they grow up?
>>728011056You have the same chances to find a job leaving college then wen leaving highschool. >>728011083You told him, golem! Now eat more pills.
>>728003996I air fried an entire cornish hen yesterday. In under an hour.And I didn't need a big ass oven for it.
>>728010710>>728011072lol wtf is this copeovens are the easiest appliance to use.it's boomers that think air fryers are some arcane invention
>>728004323>50% of gamers are women>also there aren't enough women gaming so we need to change everything and appeal to womenIf half of gamers are women then it seems gaming is perfectly fine as it is :thinking_emoji:
>>728011114We were talking about babies. The only reason a man for some reason can't afford a PS5 is because the wife wants an air fryer, restaurant visits, vacations and so on. Children being expensive is mostly just an excuse because people have no control over their spending
As a howling golem/professional anime villain, I can confirm the Moon talks back to me.It says "lol, lmao".
Golem's programming is glitching. He's going schizo.
>>728004029This site is full of bitter incels who think all women are evil harpys
>>728004182Man magic was big in the 90s
t. Spirit-Man up here
>>728011374What is wrong with magic tricks?
>>728011335
>>728004451For me it's pourover with a Hario Switch. Best taste and doing manual pourover is a very relaxing ritual.
>>728011409Haven't seen this image in a while. Amazing how it is still relevant.
>>728011228Nobody talks about the baby phase when they say "kids are expensive", retard.Toddlers are about as expensive to care for as a pet, which as you probably observed plenty of millennials and zoomers opt for.But that's the thing about pets, they don't go past the "toddler phase".As kids grow, they require better education, sports training, clothing, gadgets, etc etc.So if you think that people don't make babies because the babies themselves are expensive, then you are a moron who clearly misunderstood what people actually meant.
>>728004451Espresso and pour over (GCP Gaggiuino and V60)Favorite drink is espresso
>>728003996For me it's the InstantPot. It can pressure cook, steam, saute, slow cook, bake, air fry, dehydrate and sous vide. I mainly use it for air frying and sous vide, but I've used it for everything really.
>>728011413>plasticew
>>728008059Who would air fry people???
>>728011465Poor brown people have babies and raise them to adulthood just fine. Poor brown people actually have many babies. Once these babies grow old they even take care of their parents! Amazing.
>>728003940Aren’t air fryers just convection ovens?
>>728011465So you can't afford a PS5 or your own things because your baby will be an adult in 18 years?
>>728011547Cannibals, duh.
he's sad because he knows that the PS5 has NOGAMES
>>728005530it sounds like you're the miserable one anon
>>728003750>Heh, while he brews coffee I will be sitting motionless enthralled by the simulacrum.
>>728005530>>728011689You both are miserable.
>>728011593Unironically yes, because you'd need to start saving for their education. >>728011564See, white people actually need to provide for their kids, unlike brown people who steal to keep their offsprings from starving.It's the price you pay for actually playing life fairly.
>>728011727>See, white people actually need to provide for their kids, unlike brown people who steal to keep their offsprings from starving.Sounds like brown people are smarter.
>>728011782in the same way a parasite is smarter than its host
>>728011570No there's a fan inside
>>728004451Moka is fun. Espresso without spending hundreds or thousands on a machine.
>>728011861If the host dies and the parasite survives, then yes. Imagine being soo polite and soo adherent to unfair laws you just go extinct lmao
>>728011916plenty of mighty species went extinct in the past
>>728004109underrated post
>>728011960Not so mighty if they went extinct. Do you even read what you write?
>>728011539v60 switch is glass and silicone you tard
>>728011570Main difference is the smaller size and stronger airflow. Very convenient, but anything you can do in an air fryer you can do almost as well in a regular convection oven.
>>728011997a world full of parasites feeding off of each other until they too go extinct, true intelligence
>>728011727>NO YOU CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES>NO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN AS A MAN>YOU MUST PRIORITIZE WOMEN AND CHILDRENNo wonder people aren't having kids anymore, you guys did it
>>728011997>Not so mighty if they went extinctOne has nothing to do with the other, though? Continuing to live perpetually means you are a parasite on the environment. Living to one's natural conclusion is the fair way of existing.
the joke here is that neither of them are going to be playing video gamesjust like /v/
>>728012060Nah brown people are only parasites in white nations because it's easier than working. Brown people actually work in their own nations.>>728012132>One has nothing to do with the other, though?>Suddenly survival of the fittest doesn't count when it's against me
>>728004451finally a good VIDYA thread...>favorite methodespresso machine (Rocket Appartamento TCA)>favorite drinkespresso (usually 1:2)
>>728011406I liked the TV specials they used to air back then and even had a magic tricks book. Frankly even knowing now how they're done I'm still impressed enough if someone can pull it off smoothly.
>>728012173>Brown people actually work in their own nations.pffff oh no no. Look at this dude lying
>>728012291Now this is cope. Why do you think they all want to go to white nations? To stop working.
>>728003996Because Yugioh tournaments keep giving them away
>>728012317>Why do you think they all want to go to white nations?to steal more from white nations because brown nations don't have as much money to steal around
>>728004117Are you stupid? What do you think an air fryer is? It's a small convention. It's a massive waste of gas to heat an entire oven.
>>728011564The state raises their children until they graduate from public school to jail
>>728012395At this point you are just being obtuse on purpose to protect your frail ego. It is okay to be wrong, you know? It's how we grow.
Coffee for everyone!
>>728003750>games are ultimately unfulfilling>women are either crazy and will ruin your life, or boring and will ruin your life>kids are doomed and brining one to this shitty place seems like a torture for the kid and for me
>>728012446The state offers the same service to white people.
>>728006285>womanzierBased, also proof?
>>728003750>>728003887>When you're married you can't spend your money on anything you want. You have yo get your wife's approval first.Said nobody who ever was married, those retarded boomer tier jokes about how they hate their wife came from people who thought life will be perfect for everMy wife will buy me stuff for my hobbies, usually she asks what i want for my birthday or for Christmas, but she also buys surprises for me, i do the sameAnyway, hope annons dont listen to demoralizing kikes, getting married was probably first good decision i made in my adult life ... the second was finding a job in IT so i can sit all my day on 4chan and youtube and get paid for it
>>728012624>Anyway, hope annons dont listen to demoralizing kikes
>>728012006>siliconeholy imbecile
>>728003750this shit doesn't make sense because that coffee machine is 250-300 eurodollars (when you get it on sale) and a console is 400-500, so you can get both and it will cost you less than 800 eurodollars
>>728006935Do a flip, faggot.
GOOOOODS MY WIFE'S BOYFRIENDS GIIIIFT
>>728003996Man that's a lot of replies self reporting they live in poor hovels with bad appliances and can't afford to buy one. Air fryers fucking suck compared to an oven and I make most of my own food including breads. If you live in slumlord apartment just say that. How are you niggers washing your clothes? You go to a laundromat? Jesus just save for a couple months ffs
>>728013734Too many air-fried avocados.
>>728013708I'd honestly take this staged camraderie over your "cringe" obsession.
>>728013708Ha ha, holy moly that is wholesome and funny. Ha ha, /r/GuysBeingDudes bros are you seeing this?!
>>728006753Its not bad in of itself but when everyone does the same thing it becomes old hat and no longer makes you very interesting
>>728003996Because amerifats are lazy cunts that don't know how to cook so they need the latest kitchen appliance they saw on social media to cook them their slop meals.Waste of space and money for very dumb people.
>>728011902convection ovens have a fan as wellconvection means there's a flow of hot air
>>728003750
>>728003750>gaystation owning loser thinks he won at lifeplaystation will be dead in 2 years
>>728003940reminder to not buy a cheap chink air fryer, the coating on those are highly toxic, especially for kids
>>728003750One of the reasons why I don't want to be with anyone. I'm comfortable with my waifu.
>>728003750I don't get it. Why would I buy a PS5 with no games? I unironically bought this and I'm having a blast with it. Coffee tastes pretty good
>>728013734Are you fucjing retarded? I bake and cook a shitton and I'm good at it. A proper oven or stovetop is irreplaceable for many dishes, sure - however for most things that most people cook regularly and airfryer is amazing. Its basically all the convenience of a microwave with the qualityof a deepfry or oven. Also keep in mind many people are only cooking for 1 or two. I use my oven and stove when it makes sense, but for a lot of things the airfryer just makes a lot more sense. Also it unlocks a lot of higher quality/more varied quick meal prep options.>>728014558I hate the name airfryer though because they are just small convection ovens. It won't fully replace a proper deep fryer for some things but trying to market "countertop convection overn" to most people who dont even know how to properly use a microwave or what a convection oven even is was not going to work.
>>728003750i own a nice espresso machine and a ps5the espresso machine is probably my favorite possession of everything
I've seen sony fanboys shill this shit so hard so many times the last 5 years. Even mystic is starting to sound depressed how disappointed everyone are lol
>>728004029>but I doubt his wife would be against seeing him happy>he lacks critical information
I am the dispenser of critical information.Behold: soap smells nice but tastes pretty bad.
>>728015347Thank you for this knowledge transfer
>>728003940this, I bought one this year and it's amazing for frozen slop
what’s the best air fryer brosi’ve got the gourmia but i need a bigger one for my family of 5do the dual basket ones actually work?
>>728010515animals are pure materialistic what are u saying all they care about is eating shitting and fucking
>>728004029500 virgins replying to this post with shit they read online
>>728014794Why are Asians addicted to wearing face masks?
>>728015646>t. virgin
>>728004109
>>728004267Bro is not even married and his woman already controls his life
>>728004451Espresso. Anything else is pretending
>>728006438Have you discovered the glory that is pancakes made in a rice cooker?
>>728004029>I doubt his wife would be against seeing him happyHahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha that's literally their biological job. If you were allowed to be happy, content, and idle, civilization would have never happened.
>>728004353Projection. My wife woke me up at 3 am this morning for sum fuk
>>728004182Trains man is a hard life.
>>728004451I don't drink coffee. I actually prefer tea.
>>728003750do girls really hug appliance boxes? asking for my frien- ahh shit i dont got no friends
>>728014558>Convection is the movement of fluid (liquid or gas) caused by differences in temperature, where warmer, less dense areas rise and cooler, denser areas sink. This process helps transfer heat and is essential in various natural phenomena, such as weather patterns and ocean currents.
>>728003750Coffee machines are some of the most overpriced pieces of shit of home appliancesThere is nothing that has higher profit margins.
>>728003750He's upset because there's more games on the coffee maker that will take away from having sex with his wife!
>>728016340I always wondered why they are so expensive when the materials they are made of are so cheap.
>Be 37>Have a wife>Have a daughter>I make money>Never have to ask women for anything except its a huge purchase that would make our living space smaller (table etc)Even IF i ask her she always say: "Buy what you want lol as long its save"
>>728003996meme tech for kitchen
>>728004182My normal hobby is painting tabletop models but my gf(with xx chromosomes and everything) likes that I do it. She tried before she met me but she said she found it too tedious. But she liked the models and I go full autist and paint her some models for fun. I will say though after we got together my #1 hobby changed to kissing and my #2 hobby became cuddling so my mini painting got pushed aside.
>>728003940Any reason to get one if you have a built in oven?
>>728004029Too many people these days are dating whores. I can't really blame them either. Most women these days are whores.
>>728016815Efficiency. You really only need a full oven of you're doing something big. For most things for 1-3 person servings the air fryer (small convection oven) will do the same job in 1/4 of the time while using less energy due to its smaller size.
>>728003906massive kek
>>728003940Can air fryers steam too?
>>728004029It's not that she doesn't want to see him happy, it's just secondary to her own happiness, the modern female mindset is almost entirely based on "MEMEME" to the point where she will be unhappy if you are solely because she takes it as a blow to her ego akin to "Does he think I'm a bad partner?". If my boomer parents are anything to go by then this has been a thing since the 80s at the very least.>>728011335The last 3 generations have been plagued by broken homes so I don't understand how you'd think people posting on a website with an almost nonexistent social filter would bring out anything but completely unfiltered opinions on their own experiences.
>>728004267>My gf lets me play games
>>728016815better for cooking smaller portions, I supposeI think that blowing the heated air through the frozen fries beats putting them in a tray and baking them regularly
>>728004182At lease we have hobbies. What do women have? Doom scrolling, food and whoring themselves out for instant pleasure.. literally all path of least resistance type shit
>>728017203don't think so, they tend to dry out whatever you're cookingit's why they're good with frozen slop
>>728017321>better for cooking smaller portionsMakes sense since everyone is single these days.
>>728004182What does buying a PS5 have to do with playing games?
>>728017439you're quite right, a proper over feels like a massive overkill
>>728005213Most people would simply that anon a liar (me included) because what he is describing is as fantastical as a unicorn.
>>728016602>only 1 kidngmi
>>728016815Absolutely not. AirFryposters keep pretending Broil mode doesn’t exist.
>>728016340still nowhere near iphone
Yes I believe so.
Having a son essentially won my life back. Every time I do something for myself I have an excuse of it being for my son and my wife can do nothing but seethe. The games and TV setup is for the son. The sports equipment and hobby room is for the son. Going on holiday to Japan instead of boring Venice is for the son.RIP for anons with a daughter though, your hobbies are dead now.
>>728013734lmao retard. my tendies are done in my air fryer way before my oven is done preheating
>>728017934>RIP for anons with a daughter though, your hobbies are dead now.They just have to keep having babies until a boy is born.
>>728006621>teehee we only poisoned you for one generation, buy our next one though!
>>728015894I never tried making any kind of cake in it, but it looks great
>>728018019To be fair this always happens with first generation inventions.
I'm way too egotistical and greedy to have a gf, much less offspring. Better that way anyway, since I'm brown. What is mine is mine, and time all for myself is what I value the most.
>>728003996It's amazing for some food. Most frozen food that comes out of a bag comes out way crispier and tastier in it. It's also great for reheating food, like pizza. Crisps it up like new.
>>728004029incels whose only exposure to women is onlyfans and tiktok attention whores
>>728017704>all the fulfillment of having a child without the baggage of juggling multiple developing human beings at once Seems like a win win. Society is going to collapse anyway, leave the 8 kid families to whoever lives in our ruins.
>>728007479If you ever see a sloppy fat fuck with a hyper attractive woman it's either because she's bisexual and likes that he has tits, or he's got money to take her places. It's the number one thing women will drain your money on in a relationship, followed by forcing you to fix up shit around the house that doesn't need to be fixed (or being "sick of" looking at perfectly fine, expensive furniture), food (expensive dinner dates), and the endless slew of presents you're supposed to buy for hallmark holidays, her birthday, and your anniversary. I was a single virgin for so long and thought I was making great fucking money, but after dealing with 4 women, even the most reasonable has so many fucking "needs" that a dual income fucking evaporates in no time. I went my whole life without understanding how other men were so much more ambitious and "needed" so much money that they were busting their ass with 60-80 hour weeks, it's to feed these succubi parasites and very very rarely for their own happiness. And forget it if you've got rugrats in the mix.
>>728004267Honestly have had some great blowjobs and sex myself, but sadly no girls I've fucked have been into video games. All the girls I've dated who have been into games never put out.
>>728003996Because when most Americans go to the grocery store it's to grab shit from the frozen aisle, which is then cooked in their air fryer or microwave. Don't bother telling them this is unhealthy and unfulfilling, they'll never lose that excess 100 pounds.
>>728018360Disgusting manslut.
>>728012947meanwhile in reality
>>728018492It's the same picture?
>>728016442>runs doomthat's enough to beat piss5
>>728007379Yes, sharty wikis
>>728016128Cool, but the discussion isn't about convection, it's about convection OVENS you slurred slur holy cuss i want so badly to act of violence you and act of sexual violence your slur mother who gave birth to such a cussing slur of a child.
>>728007901>weanon...
>enter room with women>immediately feel that strange sensation of my ego dissipating and like I'm surrounded by wolves or some other natural predator
>>728004029Don't ever marry, anon.
>>728004117Airfryers are just miniature convection ovens. They heat up faster than usual because they're small.
>>728019238Just get a decent prenup and marry at will, she won't be able to divorcerape you and you'll get to see first hand what all the fuss is about. And you'll save face to your relatives.
>>728005696Why are they all black?
>>728003906Obviously. The exit is on the lower level and PS5 guy is going back upstairs to the store.
>>728019608Modern men forget about Hugo Boss. Not the guy, the belt buckle. Its a magic device which can cure any mental illness, but its banned because SSRIs wouldn't sell.
>>728003750Cringe
>>728019721I'm more of a backhand chad myself
>>728004029>Okay, but I doubt his wife would be against seeing him happyMost gullible man of the year award
>>728004267>lets meeven the paradigm, you fucking cucks.
>>728004267You didn't have to say it is a hapa. You can tell by your post. Asian/controlling enough to even type "lets me" but euro/american enough to do random nice things.
>>728006621>Ninja Foodi MAX Dual Zoneis this one ok anon?!
>>728004323What percent of men are overweight and what percent of men want an overweight girlfriend?Also tattoos are a huge sign of being a slut and therefor typically less attractive (for long term dating). Similarly gaming are a huge sign of being a loser / being poor / being non-social.
>>728003750>going up>going back to the store to return it>happy about getting his money back and buying something else
>>728004973>bitch about husband watching porn,i agree with everything else but gooning when married means something is terribly wrong
>>728003750>don't waste your life on video games anon, we have to think about demographic decline
I learnt about how convenient air fryers from this thread. Thanks anons. I'm getting one soon.
