Half life bros...... it's FUCKING OVERno hl3 at tgano more hopium.......
>>728012345>guys, valve is totally making an entire game around the worst part of Half Life 1Did people actually believe this?
>>728012404People loved Black Mesa's Xen chapter, which the developers made 10x longer than the original.
yeah, not at tgait's happening today!!!!
>>728012345>tyler mcnigger
>>728012567he wonned
>>728012536black mesa Xen was too long and overly cinematic. at least OG HL1 had the good grace of making it short.
>McNigger
Its coming out yesterday bossman its gotta ITS GOTTA I GOT KEEDS
>>728012591..the "fell for it again" award
>>728012591Who winned wonned their predictions?
>>728012345It's ok Tyler, you got bamboozled, maybe next time
>>728012345>McNigger moving the goalpost againI hate this retard. For all we know at this point HLX could just be Gabe’s personal VR goon game or some shit.
>>728012862>black mesa Xen was too long and overly cinematic.It's because they released most of the non-Xen game first, then Xen came out years later. It's like Silksong or Terraria. Small devs with no deadlines have a tough time being finished with a game so feel the need to keep adding shit and expanding it's scope.Even Stardew Valley is getting a future update despite the main dev already being 5+ years into development for another game with Haunted Chocolatier.
>>728012345Hey Champ, I know your McNigger's biggest fan, but I don't give a singular fuck about what he's saying. Please keep Twitter posts on Twitter. There are alot of like mind people there you can talk to instead of polluting the board unnecessarily.
>>728012345>Tyler McNigger is losing popularity >”Quick I need to get my views up, time to spread a new valve rumor and get my tranny followers to amplify it as a trusted source”>Alright now that I got everyone thinking I’m an insider, I’m going to stream on twitch play random shit with the title “HL3 SOON?”>People lose faith and leave>repeat cycle
>>728014918>*posts in a gachashit thread*
You'd think after a literal quarter century peopel would stop falling for HL3 '''leaks'''
>>728015045I hope things get better for you buddy. Obsessed over a fat grifting loser and mind broken by a stamp collecting game.
>>728015045>projectinglol, go back dude
>>728015304Heh, so I was right about you being a gachanigger. Neck yourself, subhuman.
>>728015346Im pretty sure anyone calling them "stamp collectors" isn't a fan of them...
>mcnigger
>Holy fuck half-life CONFIRMED in source 2!!!>Tyler says they'll announce it soon alongside Deckard!>They'll announce HLX with the new hardware!>They'll announce HLX on the 18th!>They'll announce HLX on the 19th!>T-They'll announce HLX at the game awards!>They might announce it in january...--- YOU ARE HERE --->uhh...it must've been delayed to Q2....>.....
>>728012536Black Mesa was mostly garbage, except Xen, which was entirely garbage, which is unsurprising as they didn't even try to base it on the actual game, they just looked at Avatar and said "Yeah this looks pretty gay. Let's do it" not to mention how horrible it is to play through that long drivel
>>728014478Moving the goalpost? You retards don't even watch the videos to know that he puts a giant speculation label on the video specifically because retarded journalists and people keep taking his speculation as confirmation. He labels the videos pretty clearly what is actual info and what is just a guess. And it's not like he's lying about the game itself since most of his information is not coming from "I've got an inside source" it's just he pays attention to Valve's Steam updates that snitch on what Valve is up to all the time, often even intentionally as Valve admits they use it as a way to gauge interest on projects.
>>728012345Wasn't there an actual Valve dev who said on social media that HLX isn't even Half-Life, it's a VR headset tool?
>>728015853Whatever you say Mr. McNigger
>>728012862>>728012536The part with the elevator where Gordon is just mowing down nihalanth babies is kinda kino, because Gordon is pretty much unstoppable, but it’s pure power fantasy and doesn’t fit HL at all.
>>728015624>Black Mesa was mostly garbageIt's so rare to see this opinion nowadays and I'm so fucking tired of constant dickriding for this garbage gameIt's made by impotent and bad developers and not a single one of them is a competent game designer. Holy shit, it's just bad as a game and it's worse than the original game tenfold. Like, you can literally play HL1 and BM back to back and see that a game from the 90s is still better gameplay wiseBut Black Mesa looks "better" oooohhh, wowwwwww, so idiots praise it
>>728015589Unironically Steam Machine will be the end of Valve as a private company if it fails to sell wellIt needs HLX, I doubt anyone would buy it for Deadlock since mobafags have better rigs already
>>728012345Feels great not having negative IQ and inmediately realising that Mike Saphiro only tagged valve/half life etc because he was doing the gman voice to wish a happy new year 2025 to his followers. Completely unrelated to Half Life announcements happening this year
>>728015624Disliking things isn't a personality
>>728017026HLX doesnt exist. Any hopes of a sequel happening soon dissapeared when VR failed to become the next big thing. Who cares anyway, they ruined the cliffhanger with the alyx retcon
>>728017286>they ruined the cliffhanger with the alyx retconThis
I have to admit watching fat as fuck 40 yo delusional pc cucks getting upity saying the reveal would beat gta numbers and pretending people still cared for half life 3 for an entire week while spamming the cringy hopium meme edits non stop when it looked like something was actually getting announced just to get absolutely fucking nothing was pretty funny
>>728017286>>728017356ok, stay miserable I guess
>>728017681so much seethe in one post, kek
>>728012536>People loved Black Mesa's Xen chapterNo, not really
>>728016184No, that was a fake tweet.
>>728017681Calm down, Okay?
>>728012536Everyone I know disliked or hated BM's Xen. It's overly extended and they take too many creative liberties with it. Only people who like or love it are those who can be influenced with just a pretty picture and colors.Same people also believe mcnigger's bullshit.
This won't stop every little thing, somehow being a half-life reveal hint.
>>728017697>stay miserablet. guy who has been hoping his girl could come back for the last 18 years
>>728017026>it needs HLXExcept it doesn't. You need a VR headset to play Alyx (inb4 durrr mod it), you don't need one to play a HL3 or whatever the fuck thing Valve is making if its not VR related.
https://sunn.southernlord.com/sunn-o-halflife-fer/HL3 is a rhythm game confirmed
>>728015112Valve drones are a special breed of retards. You still have people thinking Valve will one day add a Heavy update to TF2.
>>728012345>mcniggerkill yourself
>>728017239>STOP DISLIKING THINGS CHUD
>>728015853I understand your point, but the reality is Tyler has been doing this "HL3 soon..." for over a decade now.https://youtu.be/kdvzwXQcWoYWithout looking at the publish date, your average person who's never seen his videos would probably assume this video in particular was created fairly recently and not back in August 2015.This is why people have a problem with Tyler. Doesn't matter of his speculation labels midway into the video, its all about his bombastic headlines. Yes, of course the media will pop out bullshit article headlines as well and utilize Tyler as a source, but Tyler feeds into that.
>>728016718I would've preferred a 1:1 remake instead of Black Mesa. You know, what Half-Life Source should've been.
>open tyler's stream>literal first words are "trans rights"
DAWN OF THE FINAL COPE-24 hours remain-
>>728021795It will reset by the end of the year. I'm sure insane lunatics will think Valve will announce it on Christmas Day since Gabe is like jolly old Saint Nick!!!
>>728012345Didn't Tyler swear that it would be announced this year?
god i can't wait for mcnigger's audience to ((cancel)) him soon. one of those psychos will just make up some "HE RAPED ME IN A DISCORD DM IN 2023" lie and it'll be over. holy fuck just do it already.
>>728017026>a barely-custom AMD APU prebuilt PC being sold at a profit and produced at low volume based on pre-order numbers will be the end of Valve as a private company if it fails to sell well
>>728017681It would never beat GTAVI for popularity because HL3 is something only white adults who actually play games would care about. That's a tiny fraction of the global market.
>>728017286>>728017356>they ruined the cliffhanger with the alyx retconWhat did they change? I never played Alyx.
>>728022278That is a man.
>>728014478It's funny how he can never be wrong, because Valve just secretly changed their plans behind the scenes.
>>728012536No they didn't, people were very out spoken about how much they hated the new Xen>new fauna and flora, the xen borderworld was actually a paradise full of life and food for literally everyone involved and it totally wasn't a hell-hole borderworld that had nothing going on>they take the stupid "laser tripmine blows up the entire base if you trigger it" bullshit 3 separate times in Xen>dozens of gay cable puzzles>overstays it's welcome way past the originals>THEY GIVE YOU 0(ZERO) AMMO FOR YOUR SPECIAL ENERGY WEAPONS AND PROCEED TO ONLY GIVE YOU FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER AMMO>the cool energy weapons? Yeah, go fuck yourself, here's a crate of rockets to fight the headcrab gaytriarchactual fucking retards
>>728012345>it's getting announced THIS YEAR>ummmm guys maybe 2026 idk hahahastop it already
>>728022461how do you know m8?
>>728012536Black Mesa sucked and it was broken as shit on linux. Just play the original.
>>728022729I don't have the sauce but I saw the uncropped version and he in fact has a penis.
>>728012345>believing tyler mcnigger EVER
tyler hate threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtJl1wYFDwI#t=1h7m20s
>>728021384Being contrarian isn't a personality
>>728012345>Spend all year convincing people there was going to be an announcement>lol jk it's coming next year (please like and subscribe)Someone should kick him in the balls for getting people's hopes up.
>>728022854i still don't believe yougood thing all reverse image searches suck fucking balls now and i can't just find out for myself :^)
>>728023570>STOP BEING CONTRARIAN CHUD
>>728023840Have you tried sauceneo?
>>728023840>>728024351I mean saucenao
>>728024351yeah saucenao was never great at general images, only anime/2d.
>>728025036>found it>he wasn't lying
>>728025181I told you.
>>728025181I don't believe you.
>>728022353Yes, Gaben will lose his interest in the company and will just make it public, he's too old and tired to handle such a large corporation, that's why Valve stopped making good games altogether
>>728025397https://www.erome.com/a/MwGhbsos
>>728025781Oh, that's what you mean. Well desu I haven't seen gaben express any interest in the Steam Machine at all, so I don't think he cares what happens to it either way.
>>728025868thanks for ruining my day
>>728026158truth is, your day was ruined the moment 4chan.org entered your url bar.
>>728012345kek
black mesa xen was amazing, no idea where I was suppose to go through most of it
>>728016718Yes, it’s just really difficult to recreate what is arguably the best first-person shooter ever. It feels more like a good Half-Life 2 mod, but it’s not a truly fitting Half-Life remake.The whole setting is far too industrial and not clean/scientific enough. That’s the main problem.
when does this guy gets killed?
>>728012345People only have themselves to blame for still following this fool. His audience has to be primarily kids and autists.
>>728012536You'll see people cope about how the whole game is bad, but it's not. Every part of it is just a good experience (except maybe Surface Tension.) Xen is genuinely bad after the first chapter. Interloper is the biggest slog of the game that actively tries to not be Half-Life in the worst plays possible. Platforming that isn't fun, incredibly slow on rails segments, a big giant laser fight at the end that takes 20 minutes. It's awful.
Remember when tf2 trannies convinced themselves a couple years ago TF2 was getting new updates soon?Yea
>>728012345Fuck off Tyler.
>>728028426I mean a big MvM update is coming next year
>>728016718Valve developers said themselves that they prefer Black Mesa over the origina game. It spritually and holistically replaces Half-Life 1You lost , tranny. You are wrong, you are in the minority (even though it doesn't feel like it since your lot screeches so much that it seems there's more of you than in reality), and even though your'e crying that you're in the minority, there should be even less of you. Preferably none
I'm getting so damn tired of doomers. Better to hope and be disappointed than to just never be happy
>>728028531>Valve developers said themselves that they prefer Black Mesa over the origina game. It spritually and holistically replaces Half-Life 1I know they have said this but also have said if they want to remake Half-Life 1, they will do it their own way which I think is interesting. If even Valve likes it so much I wonder what they'd change or do differently in their own remake.
>>728012536No, it fucking sucked and the Blue Shift remake's Xen is somehow worse
>>728028531>Valve developers said themselves that they prefer Black Mesa over the origina game. It spritually and holistically replaces Half-Life 1source: your ass
>>728014997I have heard about this dude consistently over the years when people discuss rumors about valve games and never has he ever predicted something correctly I have no idea why his name is not pissed and shat on in every rumor/news video.
>>728017026>>728022353Lol they literally made steam machines before that barely sold. They'll be fine.
Do you retards think Valve will throw G-Mans actor under the bus?
>>728029209His only correct "predictions" come from him parroting the work of others and dataminers, he's a tertiary source at best
>>728029370for what
>>728026946only way this dumb fuck wouldn't be blamed is if he wasn't the biggest valve prediction guy around but he unfortunately is. if he doesn't want this to happen to him he ought to retire.
>>728029475He made some twitter video in gmans voice saying promising things are coming for the new year or something along those lines, just a new year video but people decided that it meant hl3 comes out this year.
>>728026946>I just made a bunch of clickbait grift videos claiming X would happen why are people upset at me when X didn't happen?I smell jewish upbringing
>>728029370I hope so because it would be funny.
>>728029771yeah i remember that. it was probably him doing it like when he did it with alyx because that was wrapping up. that and he wanted to tease his (and marc's i think) music.
>>728026946BREAKING NEWS: Gaben just got off the phone with Geoff and an emergency HL3 trailer has been slotted into the presentation tomorrow solely to make McNigger look like an even bigger retard
>>728012345Wasn't Tyler McNigger just saying "TRAILER IS IN THE WORKS, MY SOURCES CONFIRM"?
>>728022794>troonixfag thinking xers relevant3%
>>728012345Of course it's not a fucking acronym, Valve is making HL3, they're not making another spin offHowever it does imply that Xen will still have a big presence in this game
>>728028648You know even if it HL3 does become a thing and it's a great game /v/ will never let itself like it anyway.
