>gets a "necktie" when it Mega Evolves because... its name is Scovillain and businessmen are evil?
>>728035154Nintendo
>>728035154that is a mega clitoris
>>728035154its because gamefreak have no clue what the fuck theyre doing anymore
>>728035154that's clearly a pepper
>>728035154Looks like one of those fat bankers.
>scovillain>"tie" is actually a pepperOP is a retard
>>728035325meant to invoke the imagery of a necktieIt's the villain counterpart to the superhero dolphin
>>728035219Prolly the first time pokefans see one.
>>728035154>nose gets bigger and more hooked
>>728035154>businessmen are evilThis but unironically
>Garchomp gets a second Mega that focuses more on flying>still not Dragon/Flying, just drops the second type entirely and becomes full Dragon
>>728035154Do you own a business anon?
Ok but can you main Pikachu in this game ?
>>728035154That’s funny, one of the few new megas I like
>>728035154>no third headThey had one job.
Gamefreak turns laziness into money
>>728035937prease understandu
>>728035937Flygon bros, we were robbed.
Bird
>>728037015The coloring made me think it was a Shiny.>>728037132I like this one.>This is an act of kindnessKek. Whoa watch that edge.
>>728035154This how base Scovillain should've looked like
>>728035937There's already four other Dragon/Flying types and all of them already have Megas, Garchomp Z is also a Special/mixed attacker and Flying has no good Special moves.Dropping the Ground type is a net loss but if it's going to change type it might as well lose the 4x Ice weaknessIf they wanted to do something interesting they could have leaned into the jet theme more and made it a Dragon/Fire type
>>728037015>Pokédex lore and publicity blurbs make it sound more defensive compared to the old Mega Lucario who's an unga bunga beatstick mixed attacker>-10 Atk +49 SpA +61 Speed
>>728035937Makes sense. The flying negated the ground type.
>>728035154Yeah, makes sense
>>728038335The gimmick of Z Megas in this game is that their attacks come out faster, but they burn through their Mega meter fasterIn a traditional turn-based game, this gimmick wouldn't exist, so they have higher speed and lower defenses than their counterparts
>>728036370WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY
>>728038823
>>728036658I find it pretty funny and petty how they included an NPC that specifically has to call out Flygon not having a mega form showing they understand there's a demand for it and they refuse to acquiesce. I don't even care about Flygon at all, it's not really an interesting Pokemon to me, but that seems pretty vindictive of the team just to give Lucario yet another Mega.
>>728035937>Checks Stats>It's just Garchomp but better>Mixed attacker>Loses it's 4x Weakness>Will probably get Levitate>Only nerf is no more STAB EarthquakeThis Mega Evo was made tailor made for Cynthia.
>>728038645I mean Game Freak also just likes doing these hyper-offensive fast as fuck nuclear bomb stat spreads now, it's not just these Z onesA few of the original Megas were pushing into the 140+ Speed tier but now we have like five of them that are faster than Deoxys, it's pretty crazy
>>728039398>This Mega Evo was made tailor made for Cynthia.OH DEAR ARCEUS NO ISN'T SHE BAD ENOUGH?
>>728039398>Garchomp but betterLosing Ground-type is a big fucking deal, sure it's fast as fuck but 141 SpA isn't even that crazy compared to what other Megas are doingMono Dragon is almost as bad a Mono Normal, you don't hit anything super-effectively and no matter how fast and strong you are you get cucked by Fairy-types just existing.This thing's entire game plan is to switch in on something and click Draco Meteor. There are Pokémon that have already made a career out of doing this and can do it better. If I want an extremely fast Dragon-type to come in and click Draco Meteor on things, why would I ever spend my Mega slot on this when Dragapult exists and can also click STAB Shadow Ball and U-turn?>252 SpA Choice Specs Dragapult Draco Meteor vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 265-313 (65.5 - 77.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO>252+ SpA Mega Garchomp Z Draco Meteor vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 247-292 (61.1 - 72.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Canari
>>728039880Hot take but Cynthia's team are basically pushovers with all the powercreep in new pokemon. If they want to keep shilling her as this "best champion but not really because that's Leon's entire character gimmick lol" they have to keep updating her team because if you could use gen 11 pokemon against it she'll look as easy as Red is.
>>728041062Garchomp had Nasty Plot added to its movepool for this new Mega
My name is Kyle Gamefreak don't tell anyone I showed you this...
>>728037132>Hey bro, what if we took away all your resistances and left you still fucking weak to Fairy?>Also, no you don't get any good moves in exchange.>Also, we'll take away your yinyang design and just make you a knockoff four-legged Zoroark.This is terrible. I think I'll keep my existing Mega Absol, thanks. They couldn't just make it Dark/Fairy to help buff damage from Play Rough or something?
>>728039136>an NPC that specifically has to call out Flygon not having a mega formIs this in the Japanese version or just the localizers making fun of players?
>>728042374Is this fucking Mega Victreebel lying on its side?
>>728042374Jesus christ WHY
>>728042761It looks better in motion, its body is literally melting from its own heat
>>728042374Backside of this one is melting because it's so hot, pretty cool.>>728042761Because you have no eye for design because you're a retard.
>>728042374This is cool and goodSorry to the zoomer fags who ruined their brains with soijack shit
>>728042374Imagine the blowjobs
Asking for Megas back was the biggest monkey's paw ever.
>>728042374>>728042853I hate how glossy they made him. You can tell it was designed about 20 years later.
>>728042593No clue.https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/1998592375547994428/photo/1This is the source of it.
>>728041062Fairy type was a FUCKING MISTAKE
>>728043120I don't mind as long as they aren't reintroduced in the mainline games, having them in the fun little spinoff is fine I think.
>>728043332If Fairy didn't exist, you'd just be bitching about Dragons still.
>>728043473no, because Dragons are cool instead of ultra gay like Fairy types
>>728035154God NuPokemon fucking sucks
Fairy type lets my wife dunk on dragons though?
>>728035937>it's another episode of throwing half the mega stat budget down the gutter to give chomp special attackWow, now it can do less damage than life orb on two sides of the attacking spectrum! At least they didn't make its speed horrendous this time.
>>728042374Imagine the reaction images.
>>728035154wtf pokemon is WOKE now??? I WILL NOT BUY THIS WOKE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!
>>728036370>>728038823>he doesn't like the droideka aesthetic
>>728043740Almost as good as that time they turned mewtwo into a fighting type
Giving both Meowstic genders the same Mega is lame
Robot waifu
>>728042374Nutsack and one of those faggy chastity cagesYou're welcome
>>728042374looks kinda like goatse
>>728043827They 100% did this because it allows them to be lazy while at the same time getting mentally ills to defend them for making a "queer/GNC" Mega Evo
>>728044026>terminatorOh no
>>728042374What artists waiting for?
>>728042374>1,800,000 Fahrenheitit this a typo and they meant to use the same 18,000 F stat that macargo and mega pyroar have?Because holy fuck shit
charizard z WHEN
>>728044026>The emotions Magearna had begun to feel now hide away as it fells foe after foeHoly kinoI'd better see some good porn with that dress opening up
>>728042853Poor bastard is literally melting from his own heat. You make him suffer by mega evolving him.
>>728047169>You make him suffer by mega evolving himIsn’t like 3/4 of all mega’s just inducing suffering on the pokemon according to their pokedex entries? This is just run-of-the-mill
>>728044245>implying getting excited (free attack boosts) when things nearby are suffering is any better
>>728035154As most mega evolutions in ZA-ZA-ZA, it looks lame and stupid.
>>728035154Modern pokemon designs are so fucking ugly
>>728047596Listen she is wired a little differently alright
>>728036370I would be fine with it if it wasn't for the horrible color palette, that grey on top of darker grey is the ugliest shit I've ever seen. Please I hope the shiny is better.
>>728042374It reminds me of something.
>>728042374the sun's corona is 1 to 3 million degrees fif this guy is within a continent of you you're literally cooked
>>728042374>SINNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>728035154That's a pepper you dumbass, not a necktie. Holy shit OP is retarded.
Megachads won yet again.
>>728035937did you really want it go from resisting stealth rock to being weak to it all in order to be discount mega mence?
>>728044090Still an improvement over the original; your turd when you eat too much corn
>>728049989the game literally calls it a "necktie"
>>728049989Blind retard.
>>728043824I hate megas that blow stat budget on forcing a square peg into a round hole. In almost all cases it results in a waste of a mega slot
>>728042572Fairy is the only thing that it's weak to nowNot that it fucking matters, if you're using it to take hits, you might be retarded
Hey guys, whats going on?
>>728042572The stats are way better than the original Mega Absol's, it's not wasting points on Special Attack anymore
>>728037132nice dildo wing, fag
>>728050779it reminds me of raremon, in a good way
>>728038873>10 random Sp. Atkwhy does game freak love to do this shit? just put that in Sp. Def if you don't want to pump his attack to an acceptable level.
>>728043121That's just a sheen all mega evolutions get, not part of the actual mon design
>>728051203meant for>>728049790
>>728039136Flygon's problem is that it has a cooler design than both Garchomp AND Salamence, and game freak seems to hate that fact.
Mega never..
>>728042853the lack of turning animation and the instant snapping really makes it feel like a unity flip game
>>728051763Don't give up hope bro, Mega Iris could get added in the very next game.
Were half of these made with AI or some other random generator ship? I swear they're so awful it's like some intern at Nintendo was told to feed data into whatever they use and it shat those out in return.
>>728044026emotionless moxie from every defeat
>>728051606it better not have emergency exit. let this bug beat em down
>>728052420theyre intentionally bad so nobody ever asks for megas again. it was the most requested returning feature and they want to shut people up.
>>728052793Pokemon makes the majority of its money off of merchandise, a series that makes its money off of merchandise can't afford to make bad designs.
>>728052736It wouldn't even make sense for it to have emergency exit since they maxed out its bulkthough honestly I'm not really what the intent was with it, I can't think of any utility moves it uses other than Sticky Web and it has no recovery, It doesn't work as a defensive/support mon and it needs to spam weak priority moves on offensive
>>728053125They can when they have evergreen designs in pikachu, charizard, jigglypuff, eevee, and gengar which are the majority of the sales.
>>728051763Dragon boobs
>>728053190my only guess would be to use a powerful attack that makes use of its bulk and then use a priority move like you said. also swords dance on switch would be scarier from them expecting first impression
>>728053591what new mons have reached the same status as gen 1 staples?
>>728051036and yet I still won't use it because it looks gay
>>728036686She looks like she sucks cock for molly.
>>728046790It's not even 1/10th as hot as the core of the Sun though
>>728051763Why would I, as a fan of Haxorus, want Game Freak to ruin its design with a mega?Gen 5 was the last good generation. Every gen since has been downhill of the previous one.
>>728037015What the fuck? Lucario z isn't ghost type? Wasn't it immune to ghost or something?
>>728054857no it switched in on ghosts before the gen 6 nerf on steel resists
>>728042374
Post Golurk's
Why do adults play pokemon? This is a game for 10 year olds and you're still talking about / playing it?
>>728055653Every videogame is for 10 year olds.
>>728042374>body temperature so hot it melts your lower jaw offBrutal.
>>728055428I laughed yet I felt empty
>>728035154it's called Sco's-gambit
>>728054680Don't you want it to be able to complete with the likes of Dragonite, Dragapult, Salamence and Garchomp anon? They all have Megas and great abilities that completely outclass your bro. Not shitposting, being genuine here.
>>728058019and/or*
>>728053708probably Gardevoir and Lucario if gen 3-4 still count as new since not gen 1
>>728051763Haxorus just needs a dual typing. It learns a lot of Fighting type attacks.
>>728059829if it gets fighting, fairies will be eating good. just mold breaker is good to punch goldenhgo or setup traps
>>728044090Kek
What if haxorus leaned more into the axe part and got steel?you could turn it into one of those armored lizalfos kinda>big tail axe>armor platingAlternatively make him crouch low on all fours and sideswipe shit with the tusk things, but make it look like he is still technically bipedal, like they did with swampert
>>728053708Lucario is the big one. Greninja's popularity is up there too.
>>728042374If Kratos were a pokemon.
>>728060828>here comes that BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>>728060828ODIN!!!!
>>728060828ARCEUUUUUUUUUUUUSWE MUST BE BETTER MON
>>728042374The concept is pretty good but the sinnohfacing and dogshit graphics really water it down, shame.>>728036370>>728035937Theyre not even trying lmao
>>728054680>Gen 5>goodIt had a handful of good designs and that's it, this shit ended with Gen 3.
>>728035154Mega bros eating good.
>>728035154RetardRetardRetard
>>728037132:(
>>728053708Lucario, Greninja, Mimikyu, every Eeveelution
>>728042593It's another ORAS battle frontier scenario, as one would expect
>>728035154
>>728066432>that Darkraijesus christ
All of the new megas are really cool actuallyNone of you morons have a single clue about what actually sells, these will be fantastic for tpci and Nintendo stock values
>>728043827>Actual trannymon in pokemon now>/v/ loves itWtf happened to this place
>>728066784colorblind saar...
>>728066432>darkraiWhat in the fuck...That Golurk is the laziest shit.Were mega's always this bad? I swear they were cool (mostly) back when Gen. 6 came out 28 years ago.What the hell happened?
>>728067082GameFreak/TPM realized that could sell literal shit on a plate and still reach record numbers around gen 7
>>728066432Can they get in trouble for that Golisopod? That's a blatant Star Wars ripoff, and after Palworld they deserve the same treatment.
>>728066967>Both gender symbols indicating both sexes aka troonslopKys you lazy Babel Media shitstain
>>728067082Shut up you disgusting snoy pigFat fat fat fattyYou are a cucksooomer go buy more kiddie blocks for $50
>>728067231saar... you are bloody embarrassing yourself...
>>728067305k
>>728067174Palshit lost
>>728067231>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARESL ESL ESL
>>728067363k
>>728067424You lost chink
I have anti-pokemon fatigue
>>728066486>>728067082https://x.com/pory_leeks/status/1998660425475408311
>>728068559>shits out its own head through the eye buttholeFUCKING LMAO
>>728053708gardevoir, lucario, sylveon, maybe mimikyu
>>728035154Do you think people should get tired of hearing the truth?
>>728053708Greninja.
>>728035154This looks like fucking horseshit, of course Pokefags would like this
>>728042761Jeez anon you don't like the modern designs?
>>728059985Fairies are always eating regardless. They're greedy, fat bitches.
>>728035458So if a shitty design makes a reference, it's suddenly a good design?
>>728035154they should have just given him another evolution instead of a mega. i haven't played the game and I dont intend to but this has to be the weakest mega pokemon.
>>728037132OW THE EDGE
>>728042374>1.8 million degrees Fahrenheit >This heat keeps enemies at baybro you'll keep all life on earth at bay wtf
>>728035535ive never seen a megaclit
what a hideous fucking design, as if the normal form wasn't bad enough
Glad I dropped Pokemon after Gen 4, nothing but a downward spiral after that
>>728043229thank you for the comminuty notes Elon
>>728035154>more dragon features>suit with a popped collarwait a second
>>728035154Thanks, I hate it
>>728035154If they were going to put it in a suit and tie, they probably should have gone more human. Probably afraid of the porn, the cowards.
>>728042853how is this game fun again? i still cannot understand why people praise this game even though that it looks like it was rushed, even though it had been on a hiatus for 10yrs, yet it looks and plays like a game i would find in a clarence binthe only thing funding pokemon at this point is pure autism and merchandise, i doubt the anime brings as much money as its game though but it's kind of grim that a game like this can be the bare minimum for pokemon fans, and their excuses like it's made for jap kids when the pokemon fandom predominately made up of adults and teenagers
>>728043473If immunities didnt exist Fairy wouldnt be a problem. Fairy and Dark were a mistake of Gamefag overcorrecting their own balance issues
>>728076773it's not the combat system is jank trash, but Pokefags slurp up anything so they think this shit is innovative.
>>728076773New megas, new tiers.
>>728052736It won'tIt will have Tactical Retreat
>>728077461but like half of them are either color palette swaps with little differences or just referencemons that don't even look good but there are a few i like but that's pretty much it and why should i care about the tiers they're easy to breeze through and don't get me started on the donut gamemode it's such a tedious gamemode it was more of chore than trying to get a golden cap or whatever it was called i stopped caring & collecting for them and the towns were all the same boring area pieces at the end of the day i hope gamefreak stays away from talonflame
>>728068559Get Kirby on the line. His lawyers are gonna want to hear about this.
>>728035154Businessmen are evil yesSee: Gamefreak
>>728035154Scovillian is so retarded looking, I don't know why they didn't give her an actual evolution with three heads
>>728043812>doode this design is cool because it reminds me something from another media, it's amazing! didn't you get the reference?
>>728078871It's the only defense you retards use for these.
>>728044026>>728047158people have already drawn porn of her>When Magearna mega evolves, she immediately flashes her dress to reveal her pussywhat did GameFreak mean by this?
>>728035154>doesn't get a third yellow head that's electricNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY FCUKING WASTED IT THEY WASTED THEIR OPPORTUNITY THEY RUINED IT THEY RUINED MY FANCANNON I WILL NEVER FORGIVE NINTENDO+CREATURES INC+GAME FREAK FOR THIS THEY WIL PAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>728035535true, we only see cunnies
>>728079993>mouthi hate retarded artists
>>728068559>fight starts>everyone instinctively runs to the sideThis isn't fucking Dark Souls or MonHun. There's no dead angles, there's no evasion, you're literally immune to all damage as you control a puppet doing all the work for you
>>728080198Do you really want THAT to be the first triple type 'mon?
>>728080574>you're literally immune to all damage as you control a puppet doing all the work for youNo?
>>728037015huh i haven't been paying attention to pokémon lately and just assumed this was a water type. why'd they give it a weird fish tail?
>>728044090??? you just got that on your mind or something? I don't see it
>>728035154He's evolved to commit white collar crimes
>>728081050Probably copying the Sharkgirl from future Genshin considering how other megas are also references.
>>728052736>it better not have emergency exit. let this bug beat em downWhat if they give it Arena Trap?
>>728081050Too look like a "z"'
>>728035154Just fucking nuke this franchise holy shit. Can't wait for Nintendo's first shareholder meeting once this garbage bag finally ruptures
>>728039398>tailor made for character who will never get a mega because her remake had no megas and megas will be gone again in future games.
>>728035937Holyshit. I didn't see this one. It looks cool as shit. I love garchomp so fucking much bros.
>>728043740>Life OrbOnly Sheer Force and Magic Guard pokemon really use LO these days.
>>728080828actually I admit I have no idea how the combat works in this game or Arceus, I just wanted to complain about something
>>728082845the combat works like a mmo rpg if fused with spectrobes but more boring it's not really that in-depth besides the already implemented pokemon mechanics
>>728082845Ok lol fair. Rogue megas even have full-arena instakills AoE i think.
>>728035154I'd take this over soccer rabbit every goddamn day
>>728080214Why would you want to see anything else.
>>728035154Giovanni, Lysandre and Chairman Rose are all businessmen. Cyrus is depicted as a businessman in the ashnime as well.
>>728035154>give them cool head designs but ruin it with a weird suitthanks bro
>>728042572>>728051036The stats are much stronger but Ghost isn't doing much for it.+Can switch in on fighting attacks for free-Ghost and Dark mostly hit the same shit, Ghost just gives you neutral STAB on fighting and fairy.
>>728035294gamefreak hasn't worked on pokemon games for over a decade. they're just officially endorsed romhacks now.
Seeing these new Pokemon is making me feelGood about loosing interest over a decade ago
>>728081608if they do it will be top tier
>>728035154Funny how you tourists never saw this in gen 1.
>>728035154This pokemon didnt need a mega.
>>728038873>first impressions youwould be real funny if they kept the dogshit ability
