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If Alex was here these women would've left.
Battler
I better not see a single thing said about OR by a femoid this thread
Which campaigns AREN'T being led by women?
Bracket
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>>728109889My problem is that it stops being guy humor when it happens to them. You should laugh at yourself, not beg for sympathy.
ARTHAAAAS
I HAD ENOUGHNO MORE TALKING ABOUT WOMEN BEYOND THIS LINE------------------------------
Me and anons after voting for Vergil.
Yo, help me out:>Arthas vs Harkinian>Dagoth Ur vs Phoenix
>There are women here
OHAHAHAHAHA
>>728110120Eggman
WHO CARESWHERE IS EGGMAN
We need to keep laughing at male rape victims. If we have that taken from us, there will be nothing left for guy humor.
>>728110147ArthasFlip a coin
>>728110147Odds you vote for left picksEvens you vote for right picks
>>728110125Wario was always a woman pick because he's so disinterested in women it makes him more attractive.
>>728110147HarkinianPhoenixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fnogYboWl8
250th anniversary coins were unveiled, and they're kinohttps://www.usmint.gov/coins/coin-programs/semiquincentennial/
>>728110147HarkinianDagoth
>>728110181You're right, Hexfag is a tranny
>>728110147Arthas because it would be funny if he ruined the kingdom.Coin flip.
Jim Ward is dead.
>>728110125Passable twink
>>728110206I like female rape jokesDeltarune bro btw
>>728110321MORTIS
So who is the voice of Frostmourne driving Arthas on his path to king?
Confess.
>>728110382I want to marry a woman much older than me.
There being women here shouldn't be a shock.>all the gay rape porn>Batter and Shadow being winners>NSA, the spiteful femanon host, had the most influence on King out of all the tournaments and she also loved gay rape of her male avatarKing has been the girl tournament for years.
Now that we're down to top 16, what do you think of this year's STRONGEST?>Human tier>Athlete level (10-A)Phoenix Wright>Superhuman tier>Building level (9-A)ScoutLeonKing Harkinian>Urban tier>City Block level (8-B)GeneSnake>Tectonic Tier>Continent level (6-A)Wario>Metropolis tier>Town level (7-C)Travis>Planetary Tier>Planet Level (5-B)Arthas>Large Planet level (5-A)King DededeEggman (w/Egg Mobile)>Stellar Tier>Multi-Solar System level (4-A)Vergil>Universal tier>Multiversal level (2-C)KirbyDagoth UrEggman (w/his strongest inventions)>Infinity Tier>Hyperversal level (1-C)Doomguy>Outerversal level (1-A)Demifiend
>>728110045Reposting. Vote for Vergil
>>728110382I voted for Wario because I like the idea of fucking ugly disgusting men
>>728110382I killed jim ward
>>728110382I want to marry a woman much younger than me.
>>728110435I had a sexual relation with one of the host's mom
>>728110147>Arthas vs HarkinianArthas>Dagoth Ur vs PhoenixBoth are pretty solid. I've waffled between voting for one or the other a few times because I like both of their games. Phoenix has a more solid personality due to his extensive list of games, though Dagoth Ur is a pretty cool antagonist that features in a classic cRPG.
>>728110446Checks out
>>728110147Arthas Dagoth Ur
Any good WC3 pirate servers. I don't want to pay blizzard for the downgraded version of the game
>>728110441Guess we will have to clean up
>>728110245The two coined sword one is awesome.
>>728110360Nyarly
>>728110147ArthasPhoenix.
>>728110045This is the King of /v/ 2025 map. Claim a tile and draw! Each square tile is 200x200px and there are 49 in total.>you can claim any tile that is adjacent to a completed one or one of the four corners. Check the latest update to see which ones are available or have already been claimed>if you fail to deliver your tile in a timely manner (1-2 days max), the spot will be freed for another person to take it (or you can try claiming it again)>you can draw multiple tiles, but only claim one at a time>keep the map SFW>avoid using textured brushes for the background of your tiles>try to make your tile connect to those next to it as best as you can!
>>728064054>>728064125>>728064206(repost)>>728110045Vote Eggman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc6WXXR1s
>>728110382For the longest time I though Leon and James were the same people and always confuse Silent Hill and Resident Evil.
>>728110542Thank god they're good this year, right? The 2022-2025 quarters were absolute garbage. I can't even be bothered to try looking for all of them in change.
>>728110382i had sex in the woods with a stranger i think i caught something from it
>>728110360All of the riggers
>>728110610You don't get it. IT'S HIS TURN.>>728110045Vote Eggman!
>>728110628>always confuse Silent Hill and Resident EvilEtna...
>>728110045Reposting for burger hours, its rematch time in Next 128, who will come out on top?https://youtu.be/dm5ymvTerIcAlso I recorded a wrestling match between the two for the fun of ithttps://youtu.be/3KgrmFLz_NU
>>728110382I'm having fun despite none of my picks qualifying
>>728110650Was she a hobo
>>728110524Western slop is bad
>>728110360
>>728110712>She
do femanons want to fuck Harkinian? do femanons want to see Harkinian get fucked?
>>728110382starting to think i'm losing steam. maybe it's just this day being rough though.not really fond of this round besides a few oc's still waiting on the john ward sendoff, unless it was already posted
>>728110712it was a man
>>728110669>Ora Ora Ora!>Muda Muda Muda>>728110045Vote Eggman!
>>728110741What Pavolanon is doing anyway
>>728110601what happened to Big's fishing rod
>>728110446>Travis>the guy whose mini-bosses include planet-sized or planet-destroying aliens>Town levelAt least they didn't say he's universe level.
>>728110360the Jack of Frost (2022)
>>728110789Cool, but I don't think Sage is THAT powerful. It'd have to take something like hyper forms to scale to JRPG nonsense.
There's no way I'm going to lose to a copycat of one of the greatest demon hunters in the world because I'm the real burger king here! At least I'm not fighting the Netflix version of Dante.
>>728110446Kirby is the strongest, though.
>>728110871Hex doesn't care
>>728110446Vsbw low balls a lot of characters. Travis is at least planet level with and without his mechas.
>>728110639I haven't seen them, but I really want to start a coin collection of my own. I've always been fascinated by coins, going as far as to collect any penny I could find as a kid to save in a jar to keep. That's why I had all those pennies for my Olimar and Louie displays from previous years.
>>728110789Jojo references are cringe
>Femanons are votingI'm suddenly feeling really good about Leon's odds
>>728110871Sonic already scales to SMT thanks to the mobile game
>>728110789>Demi-fiend does 4 actions in 1 turnHuh?
Is anyone drawing 5mokin 5exy 5tyle yet?
>>728110814I occasionally do shitty edits and doodles, and by the end I want to give a send off to this year with that Salvation Bar map I made. Problem is I won't be able to make custom sprites for most people and I'll have to use generic ones instead.
>>728111080Our femanons only care about scrimblos like Eggman and Wario.
>>728110936Proof sets are a great place to start! The majority of them are dirt cheap, especially if you aren't getting the silver versions. They're specially struck "perfect" versions of coins, and look great. The 2009 set is a favorite of mine, because you get a whopping 18 coins in one box.
>>728111104The artist doesn’t play SMT
>>728110639>>728110936Right after I hit post, I think I figured out what you were talking about. Did you mean the quarters with the fatheaded George with less details?
>>728110924actually he's Brown Dwarf level according to the site
>>728111104>Demi-fiend does 4 actions in 1 turn>after missing
>>728111104For me it's him missing and not losing all his turns
>>728111176Yep. Blech.
>>728110524I have no clue but you can find some by just looking online, just gotta boot up the correct version of the game i guesshttps://europebattle.net/w3/
>>728111201Shut up autist, Hex's Demifiend art is timeless.
BOTTOM 128Vote: https://forms.gle/Jj7SV4Vqmw72c5iD7Bracket: https://challonge.com/pt_BR/vbottomNEXT 128Vote: https://forms.gle/qf1ChyvBHxS9n47d9Bracket: https://challonge.com/qows1ujiBARREDVote: https://forms.gle/ZejYLWeRiYypQq8Y8Bracket: https://challonge.com/vtanjockeyBURGER KING® COPER'S CROWN™Vote: https://forms.gle/Cjs5D4JFyBPLUtq8ABOSTVote: https://forms.gle/TASk2fkw9NV9P3Qa7Bracket: https://challonge.com/pt_BR/BOSTv25Best VidyareaVote: https://forms.gle/YCaS9ve1rS2GTUm37Bracket: https://challonge.com/pt_BR/Varea
>>728111237>>728111201Maybe Demifiend powered up
>>728110382My back hurts.
>>728110382I have been fapping only to AI rape erp these last days
>>728110382I kinda suck at LARPing as Klonoa to be honest. I also did the OOC Gabriel posts even though he didn't get qualified.
>>728111347Femanon...
>>728111347Start doing pushups femanon.
>>728111080It would be funny if snake vs leon ended in a draw
>>728111179>>728110924>>728110446II'll bump Travis up to 5-A with Dedede/Eggman
>>728111084SMT is a fraudulent verse, heck in their collaberation the protagonists say they cannot even stop Sonic, and he was in his base form joking around, so it's more like Sonic upscales them.
We never had a chance againts God's gift to woman...
>>728110382I hate No-fap cultists, but I do view too much porn.
>>728111326Hex's art is meant to appeal to people who don’t play JRPGS. Otherwise you get clitty rage.
>>728110382I flubbed having a female friend at college by being an autist.
Doomguy beating Travis is the upset nobody expects.
When was the last shit tribute?
>Sonicfags force a shitty winner on us last year and STILL want to push EggmanI like the character but if you guys are gonna be greedy fucks then I hope he jobs in finals again and it closes the book on him for good
>>728111645I was originally going to support doomguy this year but i got sidetracked
>>728111537No fap is retarded. Just reduced my porn consumption to 1 time per week
>>728111674Hex maniac, it was dog poop
Femanons, show tits or GTFO
>>728111763>he wasn't in the Recette thread
>>728110382I let my dad vote for Eggman vs Demifiend
>>728110601Claiming B2
>>728111080Will DILF Leon be a draw to them or a turn off?
Which candidate(s) should I support if I am violently misogynistic?
>>728111149femanons (male)
>>728111763
>>728111824What did he choose?
>>728111909there are troon picks and there are femanon picks. there is no in between
>>728111928He chose to fuck my mom
>>728111645If Travis loses, then he'll get to meet JC next year
>>728112009What a coincidence, so did I!
>>728112009Congratulations on having a new sister/brother
>>728111537>>728111735Blame retards like Zach Hadel
>>728111928Demifiend because he looked liked what gamers imagine themselves as. Dad isn't much different.
>>728111909Arthas chases two women out of his citadel (sylvanas and jaina) personally
>>728112019>LE DUCKMATCH no>Erm JC and Travis have already foughti don't want another
>>728111682That won't be for good
>>728112194neither do ijust stating a possibility
>>728110045>>728111287It's a shame Alex lost, but I want to do one last OC as a sendoff for him alongside the folks he defeated. Good luck to everyone on round 4!
>>728112435nice
To continue deliberations, if it pleases the court, I wish to put forth the argument that the current Nerevarine known as Phoenix Wright is too mundane a mortal for the lofty position of King of /v/. I ask you to look at past winners and see the clear and obvious trend: all of them are in someway either corrupted, empowered, or embody the forces of darkness and chaos itself. Dante is half demon. Battler despite appearances is an inhuman abomination. Garland is in fact, spoiler alert, CHAOS itself, Grimm is an undying undead and Shadow is a genetically engineered nexus of chaos energy. Even Armstrong, who is mostly human, represents an overwhelming force of change and takes on quite a monstrous appearance.Going by these trends, I think we can all agree that I, as a undying dream god and Devil of Red Mountain, am better suited to the role of continuing this tradition than my spiky-headed companion. Perhaps there are others in the tournament even more suited than I, but in this particular case I move the court, jury, and voters to move in favor of my case.
>>728110789>>728110871She just needs to move out of the way. I know it's a hard concept for SMT players but, you've got to try!>>728110045Vote Eggman!
>>728111287All in on Wade Hixton.
>>728112524i am convinced
>>728110789Why is he fighting Eggman?
>>728112562>I know it's a hard concept for SMT playersDamn what they'd do to you?
>>728111128Not yet. I'll see if I have the time
>>728111645It would be an upset but I wouldn't really be surprised.>>728111728Campaigning for other characters or real life stuff?>>728112019I like JC and DX, but I'd rather get Travis closer to winning than the minuscule possibility of a matchup.
>>728112627Not deepthroat his ai gens
>>728112623Did you mean Sage? He got impatient last night.
>>728112623*isn't
>ilogical
>>728111909Kirby, Dedede and Arthas
>>728112686>Campaigning for other characters or real life stuff?Campaigning.
Who should I vote for if I'm a lil' sissy bitch?
>>728112435I voted for him... hope he qualifies next year. I liked your stuff for next this year yiikbro, the hand one made me laugh
>>728112701This. People need to respect Hex's story flow
>>728112562NO SAGE DON'T!! IF YOU CROSS THE GENRES, YOU'LL BE FORCED INTO THE REAL-TIME-WITH-PAUSE PIT!!!ONLY THE MOST ANCIENT OF GROGNARDS CAN THRIVE THERE!!
>>728112798Battler
>>728111645I wouldn't call that an upset. I only slightly favor Travis being the likely winner.
>Doomguy hunts demons>Gene fights demons>Both will fight in the next round if they win this oneIm very sorry. Wario and Travis, but the heavens will this vote.
>complains about how turn based combat is dumb whenever he draws Demifiend>plays Pokemon, an RPG with turn based mechanics in most of the main gamesThat's weird.
>>728112925>plays PokemonThat's an extremely big assumption there, anon
>>728112831Still better than SMT's retarded combat system.
>>728112893>There is a possibility that one of them might have to fight Vergil in the end
>>728112925Pokefags are retarded.
>>728113007Doomguy fought Vergil last year actually
I don't believe any claim on 4chan of being a femanon until proof is posted.
>>728113083Tux is looking different
>>728112925Hexfag doesn't play games.
>>728112859It's an upset because Doomguy has done barely anything while Travis has been super active.
OH NO NO NOEGGBROS DON'T LOOK
>>728110132damn that looks cool
What's the most likely E8?
>>728112769I'm assuming they're still in the tournament, huh? If Doomguy loses here, I pray more people will be available to campaign for him next year.
Bros, be honest with me. Can Battler still win?
>>728113361No idea, the results surprise me every single time. The only matches I called this year were Isaac beating Charles and Demi beating Gordon.
>>728113361Eggman
>>728113519y-yeah bro
Women are into THIS?
>>728113615https://youtu.be/-beDMEHueHo
>>728113615I do this on the regular where the fuck is my crowd of femanons????
>>728113626she cute
>>728113361ArthasVergilWarioTravisSnakeEggmanScoutMorrowind guy
>>728112805Thanks Anon! I'll try to put more effort into my campaign next year.
>>728111909
>john romero voices the icon of sin>he's also the origin for doomguy's boxart pose meaning he's doomguyvote the icon of sin out of the tournament
>>728113615>all the femanons itt
>>728112893Has Doomguy really even done anything this year?
>>728114224Some guy was playing WADs but then he got IP range banned from posting images
>>728114224Thats a fair point, actually.Still voting for him however.
>>728114224Doom: The Dark Ages released in May
>>728112435I can't wait to see stuff like this next year since it was pretty funny.
>>728112000>there are troon picks and there are femanon picksExplain Shadow then?
>>728110045>>728112565Sorry Kirby, but you're not the guy who hurts people.
>>728112435Thanks for playing, Alex! YIIK you later!
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>>728110601>>728111849Delivering B2Even though my main candidate did absolutely nothing this year, I'm hoping 2026 can be the turnaround.
>>728114761Yugi, don't
why did kiryu fall off
>>728114761Finally some Asian beef. Hope you don't mind being taken from behind.
>>728114956BBC guy was very weak this year. He didn't campaign hard enough.
>>728114956Arthas had better campaign while Kiryu had only spiteposting
>>728114956No new release boost.
>>728114956>Has cancer>Gets a Justin Bieber haircut
>>728114956People can only take so many shitted posts until they vote them out.
We must be better campaigners
>>728114956/v/ is retarded and lets BBC posting determine their vote.
>>728114224.......unf unf
>>728110706this is awesome! kick his ass again!
>>728110601>>728114815I forgot one of the layers, fixed.
>>728113626sex
>>728114956Yakuza series hasn't had the best time on this board as of late.
>>728115150I will TEACH them to be better.
>>728114956/v/ is full of tourists
>>728115301>as of lateYakuza will be /v/ core
>>728115010I’m sure you didn't enter this tournament so you could rape japanese femboy asses at some senior citizen fujocon.Then again, maybe you did...
>>728114956Arthas won.
>>728114761rape this bitch now
>the slopper is back
>>728115010Kiryu, you lost, please let Snake go.
remember when battler's OC consisted of AI?
>>728110147Arthas, for the glory of RTSPhoenix, for the glory of Amn
>>728115330>arthas>tourists
>>728113475A shirt that says "sickos", really? You don't need one cause all it takes is one look from you to figure that out. Now come on, fatty, are you gonna put up a fight or stayed glued to your couch with your dirty magazines?
>>728110360I have vital information, and it's right....here.
>>728115598WoW will never be /v/ core
>>728115184But that's based?
>>728115682Why did he do it
4 hours until TGA,Tell me your>Hopes>Fears>LaughsYou expect that even tangentially relate to your king that might wont happen>Kamiya Announces God Hand 2/Remaster by Studio CLOVERS
>>728115702>WoW
Now, with the power of the DALL-E General I will be able to destroy the Frozen Throne by drowning it in the Tides of Slop...
>>728115612You think you're prince charming, with your little ram ranch getup? I'll kick your ass for talking shit about my looks!
>>728115702>They will fall for this bait again and again
>>728115702>WoWBruh...
>>728115819Gordon freeman in Sonic Crossworlds. I'm shitposting, but it's not entirely out of the question considering some of the TF2 mercs were in a previous Sonic racer.
I always hated Warcraft.
>>728115819>HopesHalf-Life 3New Larian gameSilksong DLCE33 DLC>FearsAAAA garbage takes up most of the runtime
>>728112925He doesn't play video games.
>>728115819>HopesAce Combat 8>Fearsno Ace Combat 8>LaughsIdk shitty remakes or another forspoken
>>728115682Bastard!
>>728115448Don't knock it till you try it Leon. Asian bussy is the best there is. Otacon can back me up on this.
>>728115891To be frank, Wario is pretty close in character to Elvis, whom Shannon hated and rejected at every opportunity while absolutely frothing at the mouth to fuck Gene...
>>728116071Were there even any rumours?
>>728115819Hoping for more LotF2 gameplay.
>>728115819>HopesXenoblade 4>FearsThe statue actually belongs to Divinity 3>LaughsAnother random dude gets on the scene
Idk why but I'm struggling to keep up with these threads compared to the queen ones
>>728116216not about them announcing it but i've been waiting on it for a while now, i think the only leak was a voice actor one about it coming out in 2026 and we know they're working on it
>>728116168What? Since when was Wario based on Elvis Presley? I thought he was a mix between Porco Rosso, and an exaggeration of Mario.
>>728116420>>728116168Oh wait, there's some God hand character named Elvis, isn't there. Well no matter! Who cares what women want, I'm fighting to be KING!
>>728116420You're probably just kidding but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt
>>728115819>HopesDragon's Dogma announcement>FearsDragon's Dogma sticker announcement for Wilds>Laughsthe entire thing
>>728115819I doubt a Nocturne remake would ever happen, and even then, I don't really want oneAnd Demi-fiend appearing in Crossworlds is highly improbable with Joker there already (hell, fucking Nahobino and Jack Frost are more likely) so I can pretty safely skip it
>TGASame as it ever was
>>728114761This game was fun, but im afraid my time to play with you has run out EGGMAN, YOU WILL LOSE THIS DUEL
>>728112562Sage could solo him, but that's a different tournament.>>728110045Vote Eggman!
Will the Sonic '26 (06 Remake) announcement tonight help or fuck over Eggman?
>>728116302Well hopefully, but I'm keeping my expectations low. You usually hear some kind of rumours or leaks.
>>728116764>Some shitty loli could beat Demi-CHADGive me a break
>>728116675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cumlCf6kqyY
>>728116762Into the rape chamber with you, Yugi.
Good night, /v/rosI'm skipping TGA this year
>>728116762It's not up to me to defend Eggman, but Yugi is going to be raped again. 5
unf
>>728116879Seethe SMT cuck
I really fucking hate TF2 characters.They're all so profoundly ugly and unlikable I can't believe people like them
>>728116764>Sage could defeat demifiend alone>KEKman has a power trip, and tries to take him head on, getting himself killedNOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY.
>>728117110Golden Sam insight!>>728117062Moldy peruvian babble...
>>728116879She is digital, her body is a projection. With AI processing speed and a whole explosive arsenal at the tip of her fingers. He wouldn't understand what to fight before he gets overwhelmed. He gets defeated easy in the SMT games by much less.
>>728117110AHAHAHAAHAHA
>>728117194All demons in SMT are composed of digital essenceHe can punch them dead perfectly fine
TGA must be purged
>Don't think Demi-fiend has a personality to speak of, he's a Link for Edgelords>Loathe Eggman's campaign this year, just awfulWho do I vote for, spitebros?
>>728117064TF2 characters became popular during early Youtube eraYou needed to be there
Eggman cucking Demi-fiend out of E8 would seriously upset me. Sonicfags need to fuck off for a while
>>728110871>>728112562Can you even physically touch Sage? Isn't she a hologram?
>>728117291Demons in SMT also get killed by direct nuclear hits, big falls, and normal guns. To be fair the power consistency of the series borders on capeshit.
>>728117362I would physically touch Sage, if you know what I mean.
>>728112562I know Hexfag is a baiting retard as usual, but "why not just dodge in turn-based bro" is a shitty casual meme that pretends like JRPGs don't acknowledge the concept of dodging, when that's the entire purpose of the Evasion stat in most of them. You're obviously not seeing the battles play out in real time. If your character doesn't dodge, that means the attack was too fast for them to dodge (not covered by their Evasion stat). This is really basic stuff.
>Eggman misses the elite 8>Wario makes itYour reaction?
>>728117297Jerk off, then come back and decide.
>>728115819Hopes>Mario Kart DLC reveal with you know who>it's shortFears>more Kojima suck-off>"We pride ourselves on supporting developers and smaller teams (sponsored by Genshin Impact).">AAA slop that all blends together aka every Geoff show>it's longLaughs>Muppets Ms. Piggy's my favoriteI honestly don't care about award shows. I'll only browse the official thread for potential laughs.
>>728117502HexKWAB does not play video games. It's as simple as that.
>>728117110>Demifield kills Eggman>Sage kills Demifiend as revange>we are left with an empty E8 slot>anons start to bicker with guy from earlier loses should fill itThat would be quite a Serious situation.
5
>>728117657>The Yellow elevator rapist takes the empty slot, so we get two AMs in a rowFunny!
Demi-fiend can beat the shit out of ghosts like Will O' Wisp, Mou-ryo, and Phantom with his bare hands, not to mention his Almighty skillsHolograms ain't shit
>>728117623>Kojima suck offI'm glad Snake got in over K. Rool.
>>728117571HILARIOUS!
>>728117623>K. Rool>Miss PiggyKermit is that you?
>>728117571Slight chuckle
>>728110446Eggman is 1-C in VSBW.
Dedede or Vergil?
>>728117884Vergil, easy choice.
>>728117884Vergil
>>728117884The Verg
Terry Touchy will win
>>728117571>muh epic Nintendo vs SegaMan, I'm glad that I'm not console warrior cuck
>>728117765hi Geoff>>728117867It ain't easy being green.
>>728117884Vergil....
>>728117884Dededergil
What is the best piece of OC of your main?
>>728110045>>728110639>>728110936>>728111176>>728111248I thought I could do something funny with the conversation.
>>728118026Kino!
>>728116764Quick Demi-fiend, talk to her and bring her to your side and cuck Eggman!
>>728118005DAME DA
>>728118005All OC that I make and MINE ALONE MY OC HAHAHAHAHA
>>728117935>It's funny cuz the light saber is my penisObviously.
>>728118161>"Sage! How could you betray your own father!?">"I am sorry, Father, but the two Life Stones, 8701 Macca, and 15% of his MP were too good an offer to pass up"
>>728118005I dunno, I'm happy with all of it.
>>728117884(You) can have...
>>728117884I'm with my King until the end.Ride or die.
>>728118336>15% of his MFucking bitch. I would better reload my save
>>728118336The last time someone tried to rape sage, it ended up with him getting raped by Eggman 15 inch terror, so not a good idea
>>728117935....the wimpiest loser cuck competition!!!!!!!!!!
>>728118005From this year (and not made by me)?This was pretty great, I like the addition of Deadly Fury
>>728118005Pic related.
>>728117884>>728110145
>>728118480What the fuck??? This is kino, how did I miss this??
>>728118458It's not rape, she consented
>>728118005I liked the Demi-Fiend Nihilanth mod anon did in support of Gordon
>>728118563It was posted right before the end of Round 3This OC was also greatSorry Gordonbros, you were strong
>>728118480thought he was fighting yiik for a second
>>728118480Holy shit how did I miss this?
>>728118278This. Unironically.
>>7281186793 votes... 3 fucking votes... in round 3...Well fought
THE HALF LIFE 3... THE HALF LIFE 3 IS REAL!!!
>>728117967Don't know who that is. Leave tendie.
Why is the K. Rool guy still namefagging.
>half life 3 is announced>Demifiend fuses himself with gordon to unleash ultimate power.
>>728119386Good question
>>728117884Vote for King Dedede!
Hi it's me, Gabe Newell. And I'm pleased to announce our new game in IP all our old fans love so much and asked for a long time:Ricochet 2
>>728110045
I have a funny idea for if Half Life 3 gets announced but I probably won't have the time to draw it.>Gordon confidently walks >slips on a demifiend coloured banana peel>falls down a flight of stairs >splatters on the ground>gets run over by Geoff's minivan announcing Half Life 3
>>728117884Dedede needs to win King so he can clobber dat dair Kirby.
>>728119682“UNF! Surprising! You’ve got some testosterone after all. But you’re losing steam.”“Shut up, blockface. I wouldn’t have come to this point if I wasn’t hot shit! Anyhoo, I’m getting the hang with this big sword, so better start praying.”“Loads of words WON’T SAVE YOU!”
Hey, there's something in the sky. I will ponder about it.
>>728119767Doomguy gets back up and menacingly advances.“Travis. Do you know why I keep fighting?The demons, these unspeakable atrocities, have no rights to exist. None. All they aim at is pure slaughter, deceit, and subjugation.The only good thing that ever came from them, is the scream they give off after the muzzle of my guns.”
>>728119794>artworks-fzp1U5RA2J6k4JEn(…)Hey it's the original.
>>728119861“BUT THAT’S BEYOND MY CREED!”“THEY ARE BUT AN OUTLET! AN OUTLET FOR VIOLENCE. WAR, CONQUEST, EXTERMINATION, EVERYTHING AIMS TO DESTROY IT’S OPPONENTS, TO SOAK IN BLOOD AND ADRENALINE!IT’S AN INTRINSIC ELEMENT OF OUR BEING. WE, TOO, ARE BUT AN OUTLET FOR THE GAMERS. OUR MERE REASON OF EXISTANCE, IS TO LET THEM CHASE THAT ADRENALINE! LIVE IN OUR WORLDS, FIGHT IN OUR BATTLES! QUENCH THE THIRST OF BLOOD THAT NOTHING ELSE CAN BRING THEM ANYMORE!THIS, IS WHAT MEANS BEING /V/ALHALLA. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE, WHAT WE FIGHT FOR!”
>>728117884VERGILhttps://youtu.be/-fYqgoKZfig
>>728119956Doomguy pulls out a Big Fucking Gun. The shining diamond of his arsenal, now fully charged, is aimed directly at Travis, with no hope of stopping it.“Any last words, before it’s over?”
>>728120037“(Holy shit, Holy fucking shit! I’m done for! Think Travis, THINK! What would (You) do in this situation?)”“If I took that mask off… would you die?”“HUH?”
>>728117884I need more power
>>728120130Seizing the moment, Travis takes Doomguy off guard and, against all odds, manages to parry the BFG’s blast.The recoil of the shot blows Doomguy’s mask away, baring his bloodthirsty visage in all it’s wrath! “THIS, WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.”
>>728120225“For you!”Battered but still standing, Travis raises the Crucible.“Man, what the hell? You really fell for a bane joke, in 2025? You must’ve been living under a rock.”“I’LL SLAY YOU, FOR GOOD!”“And another thing, dickhead. Slayer fucking sucks. get some taste.”
>>728119254Tell Kojima-sama I say hi ;)>>728118005Call me bias because this was the most fun to draw and I'm surprised with how well Scout looked. Special shoutout to the Wario/Big Smoke/Number 9 pic. I still have it on my wall
>>728110121>K. Harkinian beats Arthas>Wright beaths Dagoth Ur>Eggers beats Demifiend>Snake beats Leon>Scout beats Kirby>DDD beats Vergil>Wario (sadly) beats Gene>Doomguy beats TravisMy predictions. Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.
>>728120167Vergil
>>728120305“How about Pantera? Their sound actually thumps HARD, and the name is more suggestive… personal fact, I suppose.”“I HAVE ANOTHER SHOT LEFT, CUNT. RIP, AND TEAR! UNTIL IT’S DONE!”“I have strength beyond strength, fuckhead. And you’re gonna rain blood!”THE SECOND PHASE BEGINS!THE SLAYERS AT ODDS REACH FOR THE FINAL SHOT!
>>728120336Seriously, why are you still namefagging when your pick lost? Campaign's over for that character.
>>728120336>KojimaA more respectable pick than K. Rool.
>AI slop won>soulless won>anti-social society won>Eggman wonI hate this timeline
>KojimaI remember getting railed by him outside of a MOS Burger. Good times, still have that Kojima Production tramp stamp.
>>728120407>campaigners are attention whoresColor me shocked.
>>728115819Has a game awards reveal ever had an impact mid-tournament before?
>>728120305>“Man, what the hell? You really fell for a bane joke, in 2025? You must’ve been living under a rock.”kek
>>728117714Nono! Hold your horse right there bud.How about we give the slot to a proppah winnah, eh?I think Eggman Nega could be a good replacement, yeah?
>>728119386>>728119534Mad because I called out your pick? :)
>>728120785I think Sephiroth being revealed for Smash got him into one more round. Speaking of, why is it that Seph is the one who qualifies but not Cloud?
>>728120407>when your pick lost? Campaign's over for that character.Don’t care. Still campaign for Battler.
>>728120934Sephiroth is edgier
>>728120950This! Where's Battler?
>>728120934Cloud got demoralized hard due to twink porn, just as like wasAnons are too embarassed to support them due to it now
tournament is so dead. Post your playgirl of /trash/ picks for next year
>>728120407Because I'm part of these threads and despite my king losing, I can still namefag. People will excuse me of being a Roolfag regardless of the title, so I mind as well. I'm not campaigning anymore, but I'm still here.>>728120708Aren't we all?>>728120918Wait a minute?
>>728121081The Entire Disney Classics VHS Collection
>>728117623>AAA slop that all blends togetherSo Nintendo?
>>728112524OBJECTION! You think it was their nature that made all the previous kings reach /v/alhalla? But what if it was the opposite - their humanity, or, rather, the things that connect them to regular people like me? What made the voters side with each of them?For Armstrong and Garland, it was their conviction to achieve their goals, regardless of the end result. For Battler and Grimm, it was their journey and the connections they made along the way, again, regardless of any ulterior motive. For Shadow, it was the hardship he had endured and the ways he dealt with it that people could relate to.And for Dante, it was his devil-may-care attitude that inspires and makes wish they were more like him. Maybe that's what it really takes to be in /v/alhalla, don't you think? Not your nature, but your actions! You don't have to be a monster, or a god, or whatever you claim yourself to be, you just need something that everyone can connect to. No one knows what being a god is like, but everyone has been in a position when they wanted to reveal the truth and expose a lie, or to reach justice, something I try to do the best I can! And I think that means far more than any made-up titles.
>>728113576Would a CHAOS UNDIVIDED chad bed all of them at the same time?
>>728121062>Cloud no longer qualifies because Cloudfags got demoralized after the influx of twink porn>BOTW resulted into a shit ton of femboy Link porn>Link still qualifies every yearHmm...
>>728121213You can still be here WITHOUT namefagging.
>>728121259>Nintendo>AAAThis thread is stupid
>>728121367better?
K. Rool would have won if his campaign was about eating his defeated opponents and becoming fatter.
>>728121264>>728112524>BattlerHow do we tell them?
>>728112524>Battler despite appearances is an inhuman abominationBattlerbros... what the fuck...
>>728121462It's an improvement
>>728121462Sigh
>>728121349He failed this year and also last year, I think? He been R1/R2 jobber since ricegnat models were used by everyone and their mothers
The Wario Train Don't Go Wah Hah!It's WAAAH!!!
>>728121528You people need to calm your tits about namefagging.
>mods let us host /co/ All-Stars on the proper 4chan boardDoes this mean we can have Tag-Team on /co/ and Co-Op on /v/ early next year?
>>728121645I would say try it but I don't want to piss off the mods.
>>728121264Phoenix Wright is a proud Battler patriot confirmed.
>>728121550>>728121462>>728121367>>728121213Namefagging without a proper tripcode is asking to be personafied and smeared
>>728121617Funny!
If my good friend Phoenix says that Battler then he won
>>728121592CD-I Link got to R4 once, I think. He could make E8 with a lucky bracket, but only as long as he has the CD-I picture.
>>728120345>(sadly)Wario is my dream winner.
QRD pleaseWho is winning?
>>728121213>Aren't we all?Most people are just talking about their picks still in without trying to draw attention to themselves.
>>728121724Fair enough. I'll stop. There does seem to be a second K. Anon though.
>>728121506>>728121487Ah, felled by a minor typo once again. Obviously I meant 'Batter'
>>728121776Me and Battler
>>728121772I got nothing against Wario I just like Gene.
>>728121724Not my fault Kojima AAA fags are sore losers.
>>728116764LET'S GO EGGMAN!>>728110045VOTE EGGMAN!
>>728121770That too. Him and Toon Link are the only ones I could see making to E8Besides that? Link is plaything of /trash/
>>728110045>>728120345Wouldn't it be godly if Gene, even if just barely, wins again instead?
NVM i saw the backetGood picks unlike queen'sI'm hoping for my n wah king
>>728121929I don't even think he qualified for trash this year
Battler won...
>>728120345We aren’t a bunch of tendies.Aren’t we?
>>728121979Holy fuck gene perfectly copied Jetstream Sam's pose! Is there anything he can't do!?
>>728121592Yeah, neither character ever gets consistently far.>>728121770I must'e forgotten about that.>only non-Zelda Zelda characters can go far in Queen>only CD-I Zelda characters can go far in KingFunny isn't it?
>>728121913>Raw Strength>Demi has FreikugelEGGMAN IS JOBBING ON PURPOSE?Demi is literally the most jacked smt protag
>>728121913Etnabros, Hexchad is mocking us…
>>728122080finish a kick me run
https://youtu.be/uX8H7ueov9Y?si=TLiMW61gsgAoj6Qu
>>728121979Old news, Gene.
>People still confuse Batter and Battler
>>728110045I have the time to doodle. Vote for Vergil
I will never understand popularity of Mario characters
>>728122012He did, at least I recall seeing THAT fugtrup pic round 1Although, I quickly lost interest because GAYTOS and Imu didn't classify
>>728122080He cant make Lucky Clover into a bad bet, thats for certain
>>728121985Wario is no nigger
NO, K. ROOL ANON, DON'T TRY TO BECOME AN E-CELEB YOU SAW HOW IT WENT WITH HEXFAG YOU'RE GONNA BOMB K. ROOL'S FUTURE RUNS NO STOP STOP AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728122029You maybe, myself on the other hand always vote against Nintendo shit but everyone on /v/ are nintots.
>>728122182If you haven't played this absolute kino, you're missing out big time.
>>728121913FATSO, I THOUGHT YOU HAD KILLED THAT BITCH, CHANGING MY VOTE TO THE ANOREXIC DEMON
>>728122182Your favorite game wouldn't exist without Mario
>>728122173They will merge in 2028 when Ciconia gets a full release and Game Master Ushiromiya is reveled as part of the Illuminati.Trust
>>728122305Mario wouldn't exist without Popeye
>>728122180Funny. My mom once joked that Guava juice was made of Kirbys. It made me sad.
>>728122152>pushes Kagutsuchi out of the tree>DEAD
>>728122182The games are good, the characters are charismatic, many people grew up with their games and/or enjoy them nowadays. It's very simple.
>>728122305And you wouldn’t exist if I didn’t meet your mother
>>728122182Neither does Nintendo, apparently, considering they completely abandoned what made original wario's character so good and his games so fun and decided to make him a shit minigame seriest. genebro
>>728110045Wouldn't it be funny if I escaped Elite 8 this year?
>>728122249I blame the reddit influence
>>728121840All good
>>728121979Now you're learning, Gene! It WOULD be godly!>>728122161Hey, Wario, wouldn't it be funny if you lost this round and then next year you lost the chance for a Mario vs. Wario round 4 match again?
>>728122487Yeah TO NEXT 128 YOU GO!
>>728122298Eggman repairs robots, he has a army of Mikus.
>>728122305It would, actually
>>728122472fuck you Gene, Twisted is high kino.
>>728122487Phoenix... It already happened last year
The only good Mario characters are Luigi and Wario. Waluigi has zero personality and everything people like about him are projected upon him much like Mario.
>>728122643I would add Bowser to that list of good characters, but yeah.
>>728122580Mario's a wimp, I bet he used 100 gmail accounts to rig himself out so he wouldn't have to fight ME.
>>728122152
>>728122487Losing on purpose, Mr . Wright? The "sudden" disappearance of votes would be costly. More "extravagant methods" however...
>>728121501I hope he has his license and tags for that deer
>>728122643>The only good Mario characters are Luigi and Wario. Dont forget the bitches.
>>728122617BOOMER
>>728122582NOOOOOOO>>728122638Look I have a bad memory ok
>>728122830Bitches aren't characters they're simply tools to get me off and nothing more.
>>728122830God I love Peaches. They're so delicious.
>Eggman vs. Demifiend
>>728122932A hammer is not supposed to do more than hit the nails, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJrUmWAslRY
>>728122103No cheats!!
Wouldn't it be funny if Gene loses by a smaller margin than Mario?
>>728123014Anon, hammers also remove nails.
>>728122830That reminded me of a porn tape I made with my gf back in 2008, I was dressed as Wario and she had a trashy Peach wig. Good times, I miss her
>>728122643I think Waluigi is mostly a meme character.
>Your King>Who would he vote for throughought the tournament?>Would he vote for his opponent if they werent fighting?Go
>>728121264Your empathy and connections for your people is a great strength Nerevar, but you are letting your attachments blind you to the truth. These past champions do not represent who voters ARE, but who they wish to BE. People look to them as idols, not seeing themselves reflected but in truth a vision of the life they wish they could live. Dark, edgy, mysterious, sexy, strong, extremely confident chuunis except in this case they are actually every bit as cool as they think they are.Now, with the greatest respects old friend, when voters look at you or I, who are they more likely to idolize? A seven foot, chiseled, imposing vision of dunmeri perfection with grand ambitions whose influence can rot the dreams and flesh of an entire nation inside out?Or a lawyer, admittedly one who is kind morally just and extremely competent, that is constantly skirting on bankruptcy and even in his prime isn't given a fraction of respect he deserves?Also, I have a deep, booming voice everybody loves to mimic.
>>728123023What a perfectly trustworthy individual
>>728122487You escape with this 4If 9 you go back to the rape prison
>>728123113Depends on the hammer
>>728123147Wario!Violent dudes and rich dudes. Eggman, Vergil, Travis, etc.I'm sure he would vote Gene, but they're fighting and he's gotta win!
>>728122487I think it'd be funnier if you got raped again.
>>728123147PhoenixEdgeworthProbably
>>7281226178 and the elite 8 has to take on werdna, and his sado maso dungeon.
>>728123090Actually, Olivia, that wouldn't really be funny, that would just suck... HEY! When did you get here?! Can't you see I'm trying to fight some fatso with a temper?!
>>728123379Rerolling4
>>728123147Demi-fiendDefinitely Vergil, maybe Doomguy just for the sake of facing himProbably not
>>728121979Nice
>>728123407Who you calling fat, puny? I'm 100% certified BRAWN! I have muscles made out of pure Garlic, wahaha!
>Gordon voted out right before the game awards
>>728110045>OAH, what are you doing MAH BOI>Succeeding you->ENOUGH.I broke my drawing bones somehow so this is the best I can do right now, but vote Arthas
I've honestly grown tired of Wario because we always talk about the same two or three games whenever he's here.
>>728123582I'm willing to talk about just about any of them, not my fault half the threads think "Scrimblo rapes dingus" is more engaging conversation.
>>728123582Because no one wants to accept that his current games, design and characterization is rancid (in a non-charming way) dogshit
>>728123147>Demi-fiendHe'd vote for powerful demon-aligned individuals, so Vergil, Nero, Nahobino, perhaps Giygas.And absolutely not. Eggman might be evil, but he still acts like a filthy L*wfag with a god complex, just like Hikawa.
>>7281235018 and Werdna has to escape after being trapped, and betrayed in the sado maso dungeon made by the elite 8?
>>728123580I guess king Harkinian is today for dinner
>>728123582You know, if he made E8 he'd at minimum fuck off for a year. He's not going to stop being popular.
>>728123794at least its not chips
Wario is washed up. He's like a middle aged dad who talks about being the star quarterback that fucked cheerleaders a lot in highschool.
My king.
>>728123147TravisJacket, Asura, Viewtiful Joe, a handful of the Nintendo characters, probably Snake, Leon, and VergilHe doesn't strike me as a first-person shooter kind of guy, so maybe not.
>>728123571at least there won't be any bitches complaining about FOTM boost
DINNERblaster
Resorting to Metafagging? Desperate are we, for a guy with ONE GAME?
>>728123916Literally me...
>>728123580kek
I just watched the nintendo classics trailerWho the fuck thought that the cinematic "DUN DUDUDUDN DUN DUN DUN" montage is a good fucking idea?
>Gordon lost by 3 votes>On round 3>This post ends with a 3>The game awards is today on 12/11. 12+11 = 23. Two threes for a loss by 3 on round 3.>Expedition 33 will get most of the awards.It all makes sense. We will have THREE.
Anyone have the King of /v/ 2025 logo an anon made for the bracket? I need it for a piece of OC I'm working on.
>>728124025Gene only made it this far because of lucky brackets. I think it's insane that such a boring game is qualified when absolver and sifu are better in every way.
>>728123147>Leon>Would definitely vote for any cops, officers, law-based heroes. Anyone who fights/kills zombies or other monsters. Would not vote for ego-maniacs and probably not most villains.>Absolutely, if Snake and Leon existed in the same verse I imagine Snake would be a figure very worthy of respect.
>>728120345B-Babe Ruth?
>>728124025I dont see Dagoth Ur metafagging though?
wish i could make sprite edits for the guy writing phoenix bc i suck at writing dialogue for OChow do you guys do it
>>728123147>Your KingDedede.>Who would he vote for throughought the tournament?Himself and Kirby, but he'd never admit to that.Other than those, he doesn't strike me as someone who cares enough about anyone else to root for them.>Would he vote for his opponent if they werent fighting?Maybe. Vergil does slightly remind me of Meta Knight. Maybe he's earned His Majesty's respect too.
>>728124234
With this 3 the TGA announcement is so embarrassing it tanks Gordon's reputation for all future tournaments
>>728124236>Absolver>Sifu>Better gamesBait or actually that retarded?
>>728124236Metafags are gay, and water is wet!
>>728124232He also lost to the MC of SMT3
>>728124368They're genuinely good games I'm sorry that hurt your wittle feefees.
>>728124232>>7281244252 hours until the judgement hour
>>728124320Danke, hoping to have what I'm working on done for this thread or the beginning of the next.
>>728124232>>This post ends with a 3>off by oneHope is dead.>>728124265That's a crab you maroon.
>>728124497>hourmore like 4, with nothing there LMAO
I really like Fight Knight as God Hand adjacent game
>>728124232>phoenix is seed #3Wouldn't it be funny if he won because of that?
>>728124670Fight Knight is great.
I SWEAR TO BORB IF YOU FAGS COCKBLOCK A KIRBY/DEDEDE MATCHUP IN QUARTERFINALS,I'LL...I'LL...
>>728124670Oh, that sounds Cool-->First personEhI'll keep on waiting for Forastero. Crazy that it took almost twenty years for someone to at least attempt to just clone the fucking game with next to no shit attached
>>728124335With this 3 the TGA announcement vaporizes all doubters when it happens
>>728124573>off by one on a rejected 33 dubs
>>728124573>>off by oneNo dubs board.
>>728124854owari da
>>728124850is that an actual cover art or just a meme
>>728125004Realhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2401280/Forastero/
>>728124912>>728124915He wasn't rolling for dubs, he was rolling for a 3 which he was one off of. I didn't notice the 3 in the tens place. If I did, I would've mentioned it too.
>>728110045GO WARIO! BEAT GENE, AND MAKE IT TO THE ELITE 8!
>>728115819Jeff will cuck Kermit live on stage with Miss Piggy and Jeff the land shark will be sat next to Kojima
>>728123147>Your KingDoomguy>Who would he vote for throughought the tournament?John Ward, Father Garcia, Gordon Freeman, Duke Nukem, Simon Belmont, Isaac Clarke, and Vergil.>Would he vote for his opponent if they werent fighting?I don't fucking know.
>>728123725Wario was always ass
>>728125180KINO
I LOVE WARIO!!!! I EVEN WROTE A FANFICTION WHERE HE FUCKS ME ON HIS BIKE WHILE EATING GARLIC!!!
>>728124850There are many FOV and camera in general options and final boss sequence is kinohttps://youtu.be/p4Es57fVK30?si=6u0ibVTsYt9U0arB
>>728125441Wariofag...
>>728125180KinoFunny timing cause I'm working on something for Gene right now.
>>728125441Mona…
>>728125441Loonafag...
>>728125086Literally a full on, direct clone lol. Dude needs to work on the juice though it looks /sounds kind of weightless comparison.
Wario have smegma or clean forekiskin?
>>728122180LMAO
>>728124472Oh you are actually that retarded, good to know.
>>728123185Well, sure, maybe some people want to "idolize" you... Your followers, or whoever you've managed to swindle... Sure, you clearly put a lot of effort into your presentation and bravado. But there's more to life than grand ambitions, isn't there? Maybe you'll get someone to like you with what you promise them and how charismatic you make yourself sound. But at the end, after all the bravado is done, how many would actually enjoy working with you and knowing you day-to-day? How much of what you say is just hot air to trick gullible people? Maybe my life sucks at times, but at least I don't need to trick anyone and pretend it doesn't. If someone does respect me, I know for sure it's for who I am, and not for who I claim to be.
>>728122180Hey that's my knees kneeling on their own!
>>728125820>likely jewish>amputated foreskin would just regenerate from his toon immortalityThe answer is "suffering"
>>728123580I never thought I'd be cheering on a fallen prince as he prepares to commit dinnercide twice, but here we are. Great work!
>>728123185>A seven foot, chiseled, imposing vision of dunmeri perfectionWith all respect, Lord Dagoth, you are looking very well for someone who has died at least twice... but some of your other followers do have a bulkier physique than you do.
>>728125180HOLY LEVELS OF KINO
Ow fuck, ouuuuchhh ahhhh my balls just fell off! Ow it hurts so much and the only way to cure it is if your king rolls a 5! I will certainly vote for him in that case
>>7281263915 and your balls explode instead
>>728126391scrub scrub scrub mah balls
>>728126391Doomguy solders your balls back
I ate his balls with this 7.*munch* *munch* *munch* *CRUUUUUUCH* Oh dear...you need to get that checked...
>>728126657Wario...
>>728126657ugh what the fuck ewww who invited this guy??
>>728126391...
>>728126391I diagnose you with having no balls!
>>728126391What if instead of balls we put rabid wolverines where your balls used to be?
>>728126391Vote for me
