THU. DEC. 11 7:30P ET / 4:30P PT / 12:30A+1 GMT >Starts in 90 MinutesLength: 200 MinutesStream Links:https://www.twitch.tv/thegameawardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5icGame of The Year Contenders:>Clair Obscur Expedition 33>Hollow Knight: Silksong>Death Stranding 2: On The Beach>Hades 2>Kingdom Come Deliverance 2>Donkey Kong: BananzaConfirmed Games:>Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis>Tomb Raider: Catalyst>Lego: Batman>Pragmata>Arknights Endfield>SAROS>Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic Racers>007: First Light>Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred>Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced>Resident Evil 9 Requiem>Phantom Blade 0>Divinty>God of War: Metroidvania>EXODUSRumored Games:> One Big 'Announcement' (Confirmed)> Final Fantasy VII: Part III> Half Life 3: Xen> Control 2> Max Payne Remake
>>728135362you need to be a special kind of retard niggercattle npc goyslopper to be even slightly invested in this corpo dogshit
Let's get this bread bros
>>728135362>Half-Life 3: XenThe Xen suffix was always fake bullshit.It won't be called anything other than Half-Life 3.
>>728135424sums it all up nicely
>>728135424fpbp fuck this retarded commercial
>>728135424>He says this while browsing Israeli data farm site
KOTOR II > KOTOR IKill yourself if you think otherwise.
>>728135424You are such a miserable faggot. kys.
>>728135362Eurobros....my eyes....are closing....I should have taken a nap....
>>728135424>Saying lines like this while using a hodgepodge of buzzwordsLook in a mirror retard
>>728136132For real, I've been going to bed at 12 lately, I'm gonna be so fucking tired during this...
>>728136132nighty night unc, time for bed so you can wageslave tomorrow. only 30 years left to retire at the ripe age of 85!
The leaks already confirmed everything
What snacks do I go out and get quickly. I need elite suggestions.
>>728136839homeless dick cheese
>>728135362Steam also hosts TGA streamshttps://store.steampowered.com/sale/thegameawards2025
>>728135426this gif makes my penis itch
>>728136839fuck snacks, get a fat burg anon
>>728136839doritos and mountain dew
>>728136839Bold chex mix and a Lando Norris monster
>>728135362is it really 3 hours long? what the fuck
My snacks for tonights show:Tostitos and salsapretzels7upRaisinettesDominos
>ZZZ in none of the categories while Genshin istruly the black sheep of the Hoyo family
Postan in a future sticky
>>728137068its always around 3 hours
>>728137119>gacha being nominated at allfuck off
hey everyone it's me!!
DO NOTREDEEM SAAR
>>728137251hi anon!!!
>>728137094I got Doritoes for the Doritoes show
tonight is the night, JC.
I have pizza bites and a mexican coke :D
>>728137598whats the difference between coke and mexican coke?
>>728137669real cane sugar and not jew cancer syrup
QUICKPOST WHAT YOU WILL BE PLAYING TONIGHT INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS DOGSHIT EVENTI'm already booting up Factorio
>>728137738thats awesome, ill try to get some
>>728137809fuck off
Praying with all my might that it's Divinity 3 (not original sin)
I BELIEVE
>>728137864>t.
>>728135362https://x.com/OkamiOfficial/status/1999217730478907748
>>728137809I beat base game earlier this year then did another run for space age but quit just after building my first platform and haven't gotten back to it
any based streams?
Why does the time suck so bad? It's almost 1am and it hasn't even began.
I really really hope they announce another Starfield DLC
>>728137984i remember zoomers being upset but the okami 2 reveal was exactly as special as geoff described it for me
>>728137809this game is so boring how do i bring myself to play it
IT'S UP
Jonathan Blow's sokoban announcement is the only thing I care about
>>728138182Vargskelethor
>>728137984fucking kek
>>728138510I cant say nigger there though.
>>728138586who cares about twitch chatyou can say it here :)
>>728135424Perfect for /v/edditors then!
Mods made another thread, move there.
>>728137123mod already stickied his own thread
POUR OUT TO THE NIGGAS POPS
>>728135362>>Death Stranding 2: On The Beachif this wins anything remotely meaningful then geoff is a faggot
>>728135362>>728139026Why did the mod cuck you?
>>728135424>I AM MISERABLE AND THAT MEANS IM SMART>YOU'RE TRYING TO ENJOY LIFE? LOL TARD
>>728139097>every faggot on twitter please see how human i am!!!!
>>728139164mods hate real posters
>>728135424You need to kys you miserable nigger faggot
>>728135424>niggercattle>goyslopperQuit the internet and go outside, racist piece of shit. Normal people don't talk like this
>>728135424truth nuke
>>728135362Smash Ultimate Switch 2 Edition with new character lock it
>>728136839I'm making some butterscotch fudge desu
>>728135362Fuck the sticky. This is more comfy.
>>728143127agreed desu tbhdesu
Pity award
sticky is laggy as hell
>the uglies in 4k HDFinally.
uh ohfirst e33 award
>>728148558bloodborne 2 bros...
Bradley the badger looks cool.
I'm so fucking tired of Suda51.
lmayo what's this
>>728149931Warm bodies the game.
>>728149704Got my attention also
>>728149704reminded me a bit of little big planet with the menu prompts
all the adaptations suck xd
The Jew won
Thanks to our fag- fans
cuckman won
>>728149704I raped my dog btw not sure if that matters
Is the slow TGA thread? The other one is impossible to keep up with.
Fuck tlou. Nobody liked season 2.
Cringe shit. Where is Dark Souls IIII
>Turn on stream>Some gay musical going onI fucking hate this hobby so much, we get like what 2 minutes of trailers and 90 minutes of circus & peanuts to pad it out?
Why are there people just sitting in my reaction stream chat but not saying anything
I dont speak frog, wtf are they singing about?
This retard cant play.LOOOOOL
The guitar is too much
They're not even trying to hide the incoming E33 sweep.
>electric guitar starts playingGodamn
that solo was not it
jesus christ someone stop this guy from playing guitar
Who the fuck is David keighley? Geoff's brother?
>>728152272was thinking the same kek
oh my fucking god just announce a game enough with the theatrics
why do we watch this again when they stopped hiding how every single award is bought and paid for?
>>728152529David was Geoff's dad, he died this year
Kojima looks so far up his ass these days his expression gives it away.
>>728153023I know but I'm curious about the new games
>>728153023Nobody is here for the awards, that's just gay noise playing between game trailers.
>My house burnedJeff nobody cares bro. Get the awards and trailers.
>>728153071Oh.
gEOFF ULTING HOLY HELL:
can i watch this later? does the official account post all announcements on twitter?
>>728153803Most Console Accounts post their announcements later
Why is the son DARKER than the Dad? What the fuck?
Look at this cuckold and his nepo son.
It's so stupid that Geoff's obsession with actors means he has them giving awards at a fucking gaming event. Why is it not figures from the fucking GAME INDUSTRY handing out GAME AWARDS?
>>728153130you would be too if you were fucking every hollywood actress
hasnt even started and we got a cringe speech already
>>728152042>>728152952>>728153023glad i'm not watching this shiti just wanna know if there's an account that posts all the announcements so i can watch trailers of games i'm interested in instead of watching this pedowood slop in between each game trailer>>728154130i'm just worried i'll miss out some good game announcement or trailer
>>728154134strong nubian kween genes
sar buy hades
>slopes 2
>>728135362who made these retards the authority on anything?>judge based panel>judges are 90% of the vote>judges are not anonymous>judges can get bribed and not impartialYou retards are supporting this trash.
Hades 1 & 2 was meh for me
>>728154829Nobody cares about the awards it's the announcements
>>728154242because the show isn't for gamers, it's for the nu audience kikeslave goycattle that loves to worship corporations, brands and celebrities
I hope we get to see more of Ueda's new game
>>728154829Don't how or why this got big but devs attend this crap and announce new shit sometimes.
kotor 3?
Old Republicfags, how you feeling?
>>7281548851 was good. 2 is worse across the board - worse writing, worse boons, worse bosses, worse weapons
Fotor
wow can't wait to not play that
I was expecting that to be Rey and it was a sequels game.
>Old RepublicBASED BASED BASED BASED
LETS GO MUPPETS
>>728155416>Don't how or why this got bigThat's easy to answer, E3 got perpetually cancelled and left a vacuum.
I would fuck miss piggy
When are they getting a new host? This guy is so old.
Who invited Amy Schumer?
I fapped once to miss piggy when I was a kid
i did not care for the old republic or mass effect
this dude fucked a pig?
>ex bioware devs published by wizards of the west coast sci-fi action rpg 3rd person shooterIt’s going to be slop
Why does he keep bringing back that Muppet?
Star Wars: Farts of the Old Republic
Someone rape that annoying puppet on stage.
>Miss Piggy>Piggy hitting on GeoffBros? You think?
I assume you’ll be able to make your own character but did they really have to use a generic female Rey lookalike in the trailer
>>728155459It will be worse than SWTOR.
>Onions wars>Female lead >No gameplay >No release date Lmao starting off strong I see
>>728156123Same
Why do they keep saying "Gaming Fans?" Are they afraid to use the hard R?
>>728156342Yeah he slammed that pig
FAT OF THE OLD REPUBLIC
kek it's Bawk
>>728155482compared to modern slop, kotor2 is 9+/10. The true glaring problem with 2 was basically sidestepping the end of 1 and not delving in Revan's narrative, like everyone wanted and expected.
Ewww Suzi
nonopei'm outi don't know what the fuck is this, but it ain't videogames
>>728156275Canadians obsess with muppets and Jim Henson for some reason
Capcom more like GAYCUM HAH
>>728156342jeet post
what game trailers have they shown so far?
ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
>ms piggy is the best part of the show so farLOL
Oh god they got Amish cultists
>>728155459>former bioware faggot production with female protagunderwhelmed, was HYPED AF for a kotor 2 remake
More performative bullcrap lmao
Cussing is cringe.
Divinity 3
>nigger elvesso tired of this shit
>fantasy setting>genetic makeup of the modern western city
Sex? In my Divinity trailer?
Very jewish trailer
>gore good>nudity BAD
>ahhhhhh I'm sorry I pirated your game sven aiiiiee forgive meeeee
show me the goddamn gameplay you fucking cunts
HOLY SHIT IT'S DINIVINITY HOLY FUCK
Disappointed no bear sex for a Larian game but it looks interesting
>>728158098nigga there were people literally having sex
The Coalstone
Knew that statue was going to be a letdown.
>>728158109I thought I saw tits and ass in the trailer.
>that was what the statue was hypingOkay, now I can safely close the stream
No gaymeplay, no neetbux
>>728158018>nigger fantasy races>ugly sexyup it's woke
nigga in a dress
>>728158018Wrong, Divinity is white and based.
>>728157802I mean, the elves in Divinity are savage cannibals soooo
The nose nose
Games are shit now anyway. Apart from this being a fucking millennial coded nuboomer event the content is just absolute garbage. The only thing I am interested in which could show up would be another proper FromSoft title. Another armored core or bloodborne like. Not even GTA6 coming out tomorrow could excite me at this point since i know it will have a lot of content but be just shit. not even divinity excites me ngl
whats with this theranos lady
>>728158457Pretty much
>>728158507The new one will 100% be filled with faggots and niggers
What the fuck is with this obsession with actors this year? This is easily the most kiked game awards show so far.
just Divinity? no subtitle?
wait they're serving popcorn at TGA?
>>728158507not anymore lmao
Is the Divinity IP really valuable enough to deserve like 4 reboots? Honestly why isn't this just a new IP?
>>728158721The people of color will literally be colorful. That's how they do it.
>>728158507>modern Larian>whitelol>>728158798>this yearNew?
I'll take one for the team and plap her, don't worry, bros.
>>728158537i wish there were a way to filter you miserable niggers from this board
Whos' this dyke bitch?
That divinity trailer was intense I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
ANOTHER ONE
My boy Troy lost
She might not be funny but the woman who voices Lady D is very attractive
Best Girl
Well deserved
>>728159031Big Lady's VA
The Japanese chick should have won.
She won because she's pretty. Troy's Ford impression deserved better.
>>728158798They've pretended to be the Oscars for years now
>Expedition 33 gets THREE fucking actor nominees.
real rose of england here
>>728158820Probably doesn't have a proper name yet. All we really knew in the last couple days was that it wasn't III or another OS.
Play the piano
this chick is interminable fuck I hate women so much
Ben Starr gets shafted again.
>New Divinity gameOh?>Not Dragon Commander 2Oh...
Autism speaks
>To all my autistic homiesLmao
>>728159203Wait, she's a faggot? Nvm
They really nominated that dyke from Ghosts? Lmao what a joke of a show
>>728159367It's the most inorganic popularity I've ever seen
>>728159297Nobody care Indiana Jones albiet.
It's ogre...
great acceptance speech
>>728159234also Orin in BG3
>verso loses again
>>728135362woman talking, i mute stream
fucking lol autistic lesbians pretending they have a real job or impact.
>casually calls all gamers autistic at the TGA stageBased
She called them autistic kek
Another left 4 clone?
TO EVERY AUTISTIC RETARD WE LOVE YOU YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN
>jew jew abrams
The fuck? Jar Jar Abrahams is in Vidya Dev now?
MYSTERY BOX NIGGAS GET IN HERE
Lets see if this left 4 dead nigger can get the movement down right
>>728160085hey, that's me!
Playstation making literal movie games again
Kill JJ Abrams.
Fucking hack riding the left 4 dead cotails for 2 decades
>I'm the reason left 4 dead was good I promise you can trust me please buy our gameI've seen this one before
MYSTERY BOX MAN
i genuinely heard basically nothing of ghost of yotei, which is surprising since ghost of sushi was everywhere at it's time
Edge of Tomorrow slop
>it's another quirky chungus full of diverse characters videogame with marvel writting
>>728160365>cotails
Looks like shit
HOLY CRAP A BLACK WOMAN WHAT THE HELL
>Gen X writinggrim
>>728159643Based Dragon Commander enjoyer
I hate voice actors.
>>728160635I miss edgy 2000s writing...
JJ "IP Wrecker" Abrams
>>728157951>Interracial sex at that>non-human maleCrazy, Bear Sex wasn't enough for Swen. WE MUST GOON TO THE LIZARDS
Looks shit
FUCK THIS GARBAGEWhy the fuck can't new AAA games have unique graphics instead of this realistic crap? This l4d game would have looked so much better with stylized look about it
Wasn't feeling that "From the Guy Who Cleaned The Toilets At Valve During L4D Development" game.
>DOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOWDOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOW>DOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOWDOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOW>DOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOWDOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOW>DOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOWDOMINOS PIZZA NEAR VALVE HQ "VERY-BUSY" RIGHT NOW
I don't like the word "artful"
>>728160874I miss gruff middle-aged male protagonists...
Tommy wants Half Life 3
What did I miss in the first hour?
>elder abuse simulator
if its not half life 3, elder scrolls 6, or a fromsoft game literally who the fuck cares all this shit looks so retarded this whole ceremony could have been 30 minutes
Baba Yaga game?
Why does that old lady have bird feet?
Looked like a Helldivers and L4D Cloner
Who plays stupid grandma-core games like this?
>babushka simulator
>granny wind wakeralright this one looks cool
>>728160951bros, it's happening...
Grandmabros we cookin
>The Last Guardian, but shittier with an indie coat of paint
>>728161109Chris chan simulator
BotW for geriatrics
This diversity and representation bullshit is getting a little out of hand
Granny Life 3
I actually like the cell-shaded artstyle. Too bad they wasted it on this premsie and gameplay.
ew wtf old lady go back to the aged care home
>>728160951Football is on right now, no one gives a fuck about some gay ass awards show
PWEAAAAAASE
you know the Fotor announcement reminds me of the dead kotor remaster, that thing really went nowhere
SOMA
OH SHOOT THEY GOT SKAARSGARD
ABUELITA GAMING IS HERE BOYOS
Wtf is up with this industry, did shroomed out hippies take over when I wasn't looking?
I haven't wishlisted one fucking game from tonight, AAA gaming is dead
Lmao I thought it was Lazarus
on to the next game
>from the creators of SOMA comes nigger womanit's all so tiresome
>>728135362>Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis>>Tomb Raider: Catalyst>>Lego: Batman>>Pragmata>>Arknights Endfield>>SAROS>>Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic Racers>>007: First Light>>Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred>>Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced>>Resident Evil 9 Requiem>>Phantom Blade 0>>Divinty>>God of War: Metroidvania>>EXODUSWho the fuck plays these?
I always thought there should be more old lady protagonists.
>existentialismslop
>chinkslop
>>728161693I thought it was the Ken Levine game
BAN THE CHINESE
>>728161449Kek
Zzz slopIt's a dying game btw
>frictional games logo pops up>Nobody in the sticky knows who it is>"Slop slop slop"V has fallen.
SHE'S IN
chong dong ping pong pee pee in coke hiyaaaaaa
Really tired of Chinese "weebs" games, what happened to Japan?
>grannussy who is the fucking audience for this?
lmao just shitting out the trailers at mach speed
>>728135424fpbp. 4chan is lost. Now it's jeets doing corpo shilling.
>ZZZI sleep
Last Guardian 2
Okami just called someone a nigger on main
How much longer will we be getting:>dyed hair sidecut woman>black woman with dreads
did chinks just discover dubstep? lmao
>coomer gook shitGeoff has gotta axe this shit if he wants his show taken seriously
>>728161915The chinese are the only ones not pushing niggers into everythingI for one welcome our chink overlords
imagine if everybody who enjoyed animeslop or dial up screeching "music" instantaneously died
Your phone linging
I feel nothing looking at this.
>>728160951the only indicator that matters, it's happening
>>728135362>Confirmed Games:>>Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis>>Tomb Raider: Catalyst>>Lego: Batman>>Pragmata>>Arknights Endfield>>SAROS>>Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic Racers>>007: First Light>>Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred>>Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced>>Resident Evil 9 Requiem>>Phantom Blade 0>>Divinty>>God of War: Metroidvania>>EXODUSThank GOD I didn't waste my time watching this garbage.
Why do all chink games look the same?
Legal bunny wife
>>728161986any game event attracts normies to here for some reason
Just give me the death stranding 2 pc release date
>fromaoft castlevania slop
>>728161986Nobody cares, they've made exactly 2 good games and the last one was in 2015
It's slop all the way down
>>728162205Based
>>728162205HOLY BASED
>>728162478You were filtered by the bunker.
>>728155459I have zero expectations when it comes to modern gamesit being a former bioware dev tells me it'll probably draw like 90% from kotor 1
ohhh I just came gachaslop is soooo amazing!
order 66 Ching Chong
>>728161790>>728162327You ok there pal?
Fuck this year's TGA, E33 is literally going to take all awards. Rigged shit.
why cant they get people that speak english
Diverse c-curture
>race grifter awarddisgusting
the literally nobody gives a shit about these games award
>>728162663she has big tits! spending $2000/mo!
who what huh??!?
Black woman won? This is a huge W
>>728162960This.
shrek?
dei shit no one played award
Why is this shit part of the main show?
Nice tits
dumb cunts lol
I wish her tits were talking instead
ZAMN!
South of Midnight actually had decent art. I wouldn't pick it as like a game worthy of an award, but I respect the talent.
I really hate women.
theyre not louisianian?
huge W, warms my heart they won
i can't understand what this bitch is saying
>milkersmilkers
Games for impact, because these bitches FAT
>>728162205BASEDASED>>728162793That was my first post in the thread, this is my second one.
LMAOOOO
>>728162960of course, she looks like my gf and the female main character looks exactly like me <3
Purple dress girl got nice tits. I have it muted so I don't know what dumbass game she's from
CRIIIIIIIIIIINGE
>Game has black protag>Two white women accept reward
>>728163323amen
>>728163302i had never heard of this game, cool artstyle actuallystill not playing
>>7281629231000000 people watching live thoughbeit
>weckiem
well at least the last world premiere is not gonna be RE shit
>lesbians on stage>didn't have them make outUGH c'mon keighley!!!
>Kojima just sitting in the crowd looking for his next actress to hire for 3D scanned feet pics
Nice game
Requiem? Hardly know her!
>>728163629you thought a black woman made that game?
>>728163551you can almost feel the impactlol
>>728163629The nigger didn't make it past security
>>728163629>whiteum... that is debatable
>>728163551Modern audience bros? How can we respond without sounding mad???
>>728163629White people piggybacking off the culture and work of black people.
I don't know what people see in Nu-Resident Evil.
The only thing that'll save this is if J Blow shows up and cuts a scathing heel promo about the industry live on the mic
>>728163551it's the games for change award, not the "games that actually sold" award
iphone triple camera eye nigga
>>728163882Yeah that definitely looks like a winner in any category.
>>728163882very impactful here have an award
>>728163876lul
>>728163882almost grabbed this myself, doing God's work
GRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSE
here comes Grampa Kennedy!
>>728164020Yeah the old ones were so deep and serious. Jill sandwich?
i'm just very wary with modern capcom, feels they're nowadays falling again for the same shit that put them in their decadence years
LEON
jerma
Daily reminder that women are either lesbian or bisexual but never straight
>>728163882impacted me (female) and my gf's life so much
Requiem for a meme
>>728164020>no niggers on screenalready in the top 1% of games
John Evil
I never played a RE game.
Well, there you have it. Leon is in the game. You can all stop tearing each other apart over it now.
LeonGODS
>>728164445WE ARE BACK LEONBROS
Damn I thought this shit was tomorrow, did I miss anything good
>>728163302It really seems like the kind of game that will get people calling it a forgotten gem in 10-15 years. I prefer Eternal Strands for the AA cartoonish 7/10 from this year.
Raccoon City slop
Resident Evil never have faith in their own concepts
Why do people like these games? Every game except the one in Africa has such a faggy weeb feeling
Man just can't get away from chainsaws.
>>728164595it's TGA, anonno
Rebbecca never ever fuck this fag franchise
>>728164595New Divinity
I was rock hard, but no demo makes me flaccid
Leoniggas, we did it
ITS LIKE MARIO IN DA FUTURE
So this is their chance to finally have Leon father a child with Claire.
>>728164595nuh uh. Just pozzed soma with celeb voice acting
Jonathan Blow-sama I kneel
>another Afags vs Bfags game
>Grace is survival horror >Leon is RE6 styleHuh
SOULJABOI
>>728164595loli game demo
This is just baba is you
Geoffs so mad Leon got leaked lmao
>this is the guy who was talking shit about E33lmao
Can you charm that goblin?
SOULJA BOY UP IN THAT HOE
Why don't they award actual indie games that aren't mobile slop, like Schedule 1 or Megabonk?Expedition 33 is really not "indie".
Soujaboy's new game??? let's go!
I HOPE BLOW FUCKING "BLOWS" HIS BRAIN OUT WHEN THIS BOMBS
>10 years to make a grid based mobile game Jonathan Blow sisters….
dude this phone game looks crazy
Soulja Boy won
>>728164595Badgerbourne
>>728165245Only game I've wishlisted so far
>>>wizards of the coast
>>728165052Leaked months ago at that
Say what you will but I'll probably buy that puzzle game on sale
>>728164980Leon is a badass. He doesn't have time to play as the rookie anymore.
>>728165123Megabonk self-disqualified, because it was nominated for first game by developer, and the dude is not new.
>wotc
Why do games look like shitty early 2010 blockbusters now
Is that Mass Effect clone.
>>728165553bunch of fagsimmediately ignoring this shit
Wizards ruined MTG: I'll never forgive those commies.
why is vinny vinesauce in space
>White protagonistSo will /v/ shut the fuck up?
FUCKING terrifying
>>728165603stop asking questions. these games are EPIC
Nigger aliens
Hey, it's like mass effect but more bland and gay looking
Honestly, looking at these games, I think I might understand why AIslop is taking over.
>>728164595Audio Mech & Stupid Never Dies look awesome. Pragmata demo live now. The rest, eh.
soulless, professionally uninspired. absolutely devoid of life. There is absolutely nothing fun about these games or this award show.
>Thank you jew???
So starfield but with actual ayylmaos
Matthew mchonnahey? Lmao
>>728165658Wizards ruined D&D. I'll never forgive those faggots.
New mass effect
>announcing games for 2027
>>728165553>>728165653>>728165658Watch them monetize this shit like a paradox game
That might me the most generic trailer I've ever seen in my life
>2027whats the point
>>728164735Could have used Rebbecca, Billy, Carlos, HUNK just to see such characters again but lets go with Leon.
Mite b cool
>more wotcHoly Christ
>Base your game clearly around mass erect>Make your character look like an autistic homoWizards must be retarded
>hips showingslut... whore...
SHARTFIELD 2THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL
BOOBAOOBA
I just tuned in, what have I missed?
wank first or lunch first?
>teasing a shitty looking game for 2027>Unreal in the creditsJust hang up your hat while you still have a coat rack.
what's her name?
>>728165948kek happy someone else caught that. Guess Lincoln checks have been bouncing.
is this whole fucking show just a string of ads? where the fuck are the award announcements
>>728165997That's what I thought when I heard the music lol
TOOL GUYS ITS TOOL
Do the people who make this shit just love Marvel movies and Reddit or something?
>Exodus is just Andromeda 2.0
>>728165765Just googled them. Don't lie.
Fucking TOOL lmao
The hip windows on that dress are doing something for me and this woman barely even has hips to accentuate.
ITS TOOL TIME
The trailer storyline presentation implies it is a Spacemagic Effect but the gameplay implies it is a solo ranged-focused Soulslike instead.
>Rock music introBased.
is that Tool in the background?
SEXO SEXO Aaaaaa
>>728166238The female vtuber I'm watching was also gooning for her.
Is this tool?
>ToolI got my diaper ready!
MUH SHADOWWWWW
>>728166308Their companies shareholders do
toolbros between this and alien I'm thinking we are BACKcall the creedheads and let's make this a real show
>DnD I'm out.
>not actively watching or paying attention to video>look at it>see black feathers>oh neat is it a new bayonetta?>it isn'tdamn
46 and 2 is my favourite tool song
>purple purple purple purple niggers purple purpleThe games industry is creatively bankrupt
>announcing TWO games for 2027
Oy vey
>>728166616Nigga been holding on to this waiting for this moment lmao
That warlock game actually looked kinda cool
>>728165996Never a D&D guy, but I remember seeing those pages from the new release. How the mighty have fallen. Sad and grim.
It's gonna be DnD Souls, screencap this
When games have all this purple magic you know they're going to be gay
>>728166738Triple A is for sure
i didn't know bilmuri looks like that much of a schlub, kinda ruins his music for me
This is dreadful.
>goong from tool to this
Bilmuri? I loved him in Gostbasters!
bro you got game pass
>>728166704Vicarious for me
the quest to be the strongest dyke and defeat straight males
>he cleans up our trailers>for free
someone cook a new thread
Is FROMSOFTWARE the only ones that can make, cinematic trailers that aren't completely cringe?
>>728166308>>728166598Shareholders are retarded boomers
Am I too cynical or do all of these trailers just blend together? A "realistic' artstyle about some mundane by the books third person shooter, likely co-op focused, with writing that either takes itself way too seriously or quips out the ass.If these are the studios that keep going out of business, good. AAA gaming needs to die and this hobby needs to go back about people doing cool new things with new technology.
This has been the best thing in the show so far
>I really want to stay at your housefuck y->shitty coverI fucking hate this shit.>>728166798My group was so offended, we went back to AD&D 2e.
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>728166738Yeah it's weird how easy it is to please gamers, yet they just can't stop with all this boring, gay, pandering to faggot shit.
>>728166984that is basically the joke, yeah
thx janny
Is this a fucking gamepass commercial?
>>728167159kek
>>728167245they are just boring
>>728167426yes
if only they could make games as good as their adsi'd take another janitor game like Viscera Cleanup
>>728167245Advent of unified game dev software and backgrounds has homogenized much of game development.
>>728167245i mean, yeah, they're not proper announcements, they're literally just 60 second ads
>dispatch slop
I’m so fucking sick of this art style it’s repulsive
When is this done? I'm over it already.
Wow, that looked...fucking awful.
>No cheering
I'm getting sleepy bros...
really fucking weak so far
That racing game is $60, I'll pass.
>Super stylized anime characters>realistic Unreal 5 cars/levels
everything is fucking shit
CHVRCHES
can we please go back to text only dialogue
CONTROL 2 BAYBE
Control 2?
>>728167286Am I wrong in understanding that the beginning of the end started with 4th edition heavy reliance on combat? I mean the woke pansy nonsense is ridiculous, but just the final nail in the coffin?
Really getting their money's worth out of the wirework rigging and insurance.
Put him in THE CUBE
>HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEDHALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCES>HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEDHALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCES>HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEDHALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCES>HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEDHALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCES>HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEDHALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCES>HALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEDHALF LIFE 3 ANNOUNCES
Nigga, I can see the wires.
They're really using their wire system tonight huh
I don't know what the fuck this is yet, but between that dick-sucking intro and the video so far I know it's going to suck.
>Control 2Alan Woke again?
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?
>>728167889yeah it's honestly jarring
imagine wasting your memetical time watching this garbage my godget a life
AAAAAAAHHHHH MANDALA INCEPTION CHUNGUS SAVE ME WHITE WOMAN
>>728168159lmao
>>728167237Smart boomers that know retard millennials(you) like capeshit so they force quirky capeshit sentiment in all triple A games. Do you not understand this you fucking retard?
>>728168170just more aaa slop
>>728168328yet you're here monitoring the thread... not much better really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkO8mNK3Gg
did something happen and now we're going with overly artsy fartsy movie video games again?
>Control 2Meh. Gimme Quantum Break 2 you cowards.
Tired of these failed movie director ventures
Where is the goddamn gameplay, Sam Lake?
>RISE AND SHINE...
Announce Half Life 3 and tribute to Charlie Kirk.
this trailer could've easily been half as long
MACLUNKEY
>>728166302No one cares about the awards, it’s the announcements that drive interest
>>728168653The studio doesn't own it. Microsoft does.
>Control Hack and Slash EditionBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
It's weird how much better random ass games you just stumble across on Steam are to actual AAA games these days
>>728168736Mr. Freeman
>>728168052So, D&D has made the main characters more and more overpowered from edition to edition. Old time game masters hate it because it removes tension. And then there was this shit, yeah.
Ok, that was great
I hope Half Lofe 3 is not announced at this point. I'm zoning out.
>>728168834I'm just here for Warframe boob lady to show up and tell us what the super sekrit DE news is.
CHVRCHES EVERYBODY
really wants you to know evanescence is playing we get it geoff
>>728168736>Rise & Shine Europoors....wake up and...smell the dogshit...
LORA
>>728168909DEI was the final nail in the AAA industry's coffinThey were already more shit than good before but now it's completely over
They're really holding out on the Tomb Raider reveal.
Hey I know that guy
>>728169152jokes on you I'll go to sleep with this dogshit smell
Oh it’s big muscly train to busan guy
>OH SHIT THEY'RE GONNA SHOW UEDA'S GAM->yakuza
>>728169131i'd be hyped if i got her too
yo this chink rocks I'm already into this game
>Dikey
>Pulls gunMy ass would have dipped if I was that bartender
>>728168564Its European dominance, like when the USA was relevant in the 00s and every game was bald dude mc soldier or when Japan dominated the 90s and every game was jrpg
BASED FAT MAN PROTAG
>>728168992Sad to hear. And yeah, that picrel is nightmare fuel lmao
>gook Yakuza Kiwami
>that one guy shouting yeslol enjoy bro
Grand Theft Asia
Gang of Dragon
ENTER
>50 cent in a Street Fighter movieKek
more weeb trash
PAUL BLART MAFIOSO LET'S GO
what the fuck is that beta bison muther fucker?
>those legs in the dressthey made it for the fanskino
What's the point, it will never beat the Raul Julia movie
>>728169845Oh hey it's Gilgamesh from The Eternals (2021)
>live-action video game adaptationThey never learn
a manlet as m. bison lmao
LMOA
I mean, I'm down for a Street Fighter movie, as long as it's not gay.>>728169702We still get together to play though. But yeah, our main game master went back to AD&D 2e, and I master Savage Pathfinder. Fuck Wizards.
>tfw no bison bucks
>a jew as bison Lmao
>mutt cast
ALL THE WARRIORS
video games?
must of you are chads but some of you are troons.
Jason is definitely faded
fugg momoa and the zangief guy tower over the rest of the cast
WOELD WOYA
>Jason Momoa as a Brazilian Wildman...
>The whole cast
is this even about video games?who cares about these hollywood cucks?
>>728170280M. Kikeson
who is this womani'm gonna jack off to her
Street Fighter isn't culturally relevant enough to warrant a new movie.
LEGALLY
F WORD FUCKING BELIV IT
>>728169845The Goat
blased blanka dude being high as fuck
I liked minecraft movie all bricked up edition
>>728170505Goon-Li
lol I can't bring myself to hate Jason Mamoa even with the underage rape charge
>>728170596Erotic forehead
NO MAN'S SKY OR RIGGED
the only thing getting me through this shit is mikocchi constantly making just the weirdest fucking noises in the background
>>728169845MA DONG
Damn I remember watching Cody Rhodes just get started in the WWE when I was a grom, didn't know he's landing real acting gigs too
Jason is going schizo mode kek
>>728170770I had to give Spacey a kino mulligan as well. Let them do their thing
>>728170770you DO know that if he really is guilty of that, he wouldnt be there at this moment, right?.
andrew schulz is such a faggot
lol this guy
>>728171008>real acting gigsI mean, yeah and naw.
WhatTheFuck
damn look at that fucking giant zangief>no man's skykek what
Yes! Games that want to be movies and movies based on games!! Woo!!! Fuck fuck!!!
>>728170896you did it
>>728171019he's wasted
>FFXIV nomination >Uses a voice clip of Wuk
APOLOGIZE
>>728171251>average /v/ poster
>>728171251looks like that Fez incel
>>728171278I guess a shitty street fighter movie that's gonna flop isn't a huge movie lol but it's definitely a start
seriously? no man's sky actually won?
>no poe nomination
>winning an award for your decade old gameBased
NO MAN'S SKY LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
I still remember the /v/ threads from 2016 making fun of no mans sky being such an over hyped trash game. Amazing what it has become.
>>728171251most honest guy in the audience
>>728171251Can't be doon with this faggotry.
>>728171251>"Video games? They look like video games to you?"
>>728171345what did you expect of the show put on by Geoff 'shares tender loving buttsex with hideo kojima' Keighley?
>Hirooki Goto not here because he's actually wrestling unlike Rhodes & Reignholy based
Space Marine 2 would've earned it more than any of the nominees
>>728171651lmao
>>728171651hahahaha
>No Man's Feces wonWho the fuck is in charge of these shitty picks?
>>728171651I don't get it.
HOLY CRINGE
did you guys see that ass slap?
>>728138510>stone cold steve austin agga
>>728171916These awards are bought by the highest bidder, just like the oscars.
>>728171916Fuck you faggot. No man's sky devs represent everything gaming should be.
We're still on capeshit in 2025.
how many more minutes of torture do we have to endure?
>>728171651W-what are they really...?
POOPING IN MY DIAPIE TO THIS
>It's just the Arkham games but lego
>>728171916You shut your whore mouth.
Is there really an audience for this Lego crap?
>>728172197u rike ???
my bro firefly
>>7281722022 and a half i think
>>728172191>everything gaming should beYou mean blatantly lying to the players, releasing a borderline unplayable mess and maybe fixing it a decade later? Fuck off.
>a batman lego game had the most tasteful humor of any game shown thus far
>>728172443Me
Bane?
>>728172370
>>728172443my 8 year old nephew
>>728172443autismos, children and parents
Was.. was that goddamn Danny DeVito's Penguin?
EXPEDITION 33 BTFO
>>728172443Actual children can play it so at least there's that
>>728172617You don't get to bring friends.
what the fuck geoff, you just run out of time? why the fuck are we rattling through these so fast
The game awards situation is crazy
BF6 beta sounded like garbled trash what are these retards huffing?
>>728172617the mosquito man
My boy moist
>>728172817
>>728171080yeah man, nobody has ever let a rich famous guy get away with rape
Miko got robbed
>>728172907First game awards?
>>728172443kids, you dipshit
>Charlie beat the peanutNo fucking way. I mean, I did want Miko to win, but I would've bet this one was going to Peanut too.
>>728172907He always does this
>>728171916This, why the fuck is that god awful basedjak game winning anything?
>>728172907the street fighter guys were shitfaced from drinking the entire time before their set and took too long
>>728173069i was literally just watching for an excuse to have miko on in the background, now that we've gotten past her nomination i'm turning it off
She.....she-hulk smash....Im so tired of jews trying to make kids faggots
>>728171080Trump won.
WRAP IT UP FASTER GEOFF I WANT TO SEE THESE AWARDS FLY OFF FASTER THAN I CAN EVEN READ THE NOMINEES
>>728173062It's stupid because this is a normalfag sphere so it's like intentionally setting her up for failure.
Let me guess tomb raider games were the final announcement
>>728173302What it's wrong with She Hulk?
>>728173106Viewbotters aren't allowed to win, sorry
>>728173321GET MAD GET MADYOU'RE THE PRODUCT
>>728173338geoff keighley moving through the awards so fast no will one see that she's gay
OH SHIT my nigga Felicia Day
>>728173453Kill yourself
A WOMAN? AAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHH
>>728173532why the fuck would felicia day be your nigga
Oh boy, here comes the fagmaxx award.
Fuckable hag
>>728173532>immediately starts rambling alphabet gang shitjust foid things
The fuck is she doing there?
>>728173154Because it was shit when it came out, but it has had like 100 free DLCs that improve it, including this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ff9hZavmEU
Huh. Haven't seen her in a long time.
remember her? from the Dragon Age 2 DLC???wtf you mean "no"???
>>728173652she's pretty cool
love this
why are they showing female kids?
>All the awards get the speedrun fast food slop treatment, except for the woke diversity awards that get 10+ minutes per award
GirlsRuinGames
>DEI DEI DEI DEIput this show out of its misery already
sweetbaby presents…
Hey it's that girl from Supernatural
>women gentrifying game designThis is the worst outcome imaginable.
Eureka was a good show
Girls make games? More like girls make me a sandwich LMAO
>>728173620Care to explain Pajeet?
Foids make games
piss break time
>>728173773she's a premiere representative of the faggy reddit crowd, why would she not be here
Literal itch.io shit
why no boys make games?
>Freeman
>girls
>girls make gamesaaaaaand mute.see you in 5.
This is why I watch vtubers
They should call this award the Boobie Prize.
I wish women would fuck off
I'm fine with women in game dev but the game they just showed looked like absolute dogshit
He just rambles off awards, but they make sure to make plenty of time for "games for impact" and "girls make games"... What a fag.
>>728173620Women speak = I sleep
>>728174402chuds got 30 years of making games in their basement and hogging all the glory, do better and learn to fucking share
This female identifies as "they"I can smell it
>>728174402Cus boys bad you fucking retard
Invader get out!
thicc?
Lame literally WHO women
>>728174402because equality
>page 10next thread when?
THICC
>girlsmakegames>there's a boy
Child labor???
wrap it up geoff
>>728175040crosslink another one that isn't the sticky so we have all the same posters
>if only you know how bad things were
Game Award for having a pussy
>>728175134if onlyshit would at least work if so
>>728175040>She's thick
UE5 Tomb Raider get mad
>>728173778oh boy some dude walking in grassamazingjesuschrist, it looks like fucking shit dude
Laura Arts and Crofts
>African accent Kill me
>le strong black indapandent woman
WE WUZ ARCHEOLOGIST AND SHEEEIT
this is so generic I can't tell if the leak was fake or if they just added a bandana to the model
>>728175229Guess we're gonna have to shit this one up.NEXT THREAD:>>728172383
Can't wait for the porn
>Amazon games
>>728174402guys just figure it out
