Angry Joe edition.https://www.twitch.tv/thegameawardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5ic
Opinions on armpits?
inb4 girlboss shebaboons
whats his name
>>728154838>star wars slop
>>728155070Like a good movie: best left uncut.
so, anything interesting besides only AAAslop?
>>728154838first angry joe video i watched was fable 3 being shitted when i was about 12 or 13
>>728155161yep
Anyone notice that Geoff looks a lot older this year?
>>728154838DUDE STAR WARS
>Casey HudsonLMFAOOOOOOOO
Who the fuck still playing Star wars in 20+25
goddamnit i wanted mass effect
>>728155441the pact has taken its toll
BOO!m
>>728155441I think his home burning + father dying stressed him out big time
HE WON
>>728155579Normalniggers will literally eat shit out of someone's rancid asshole.
What the fuck is this? Bring out racist kermit
Geoff is a braphog lover?!
So is this set after KotoR 2 or whator is this nu-Disney's version of Kotor canon
>OH SHIT WE'RE SORRY FOR THE GAY STAR WARS THING HERE'S MISS PIGGY
>stronk independent woman as the protagonistWhy are they still trying this shit? Every single one of the Star Wars projects with this failed miserably
KOTOR 3HOLY FUCK
>Geoff cheating on his wife with miss piggyScandal!
Wasn't KOTOR one of the main things people were hyped for?It's here, along with the creators behind the originals. No fortnite graphics or zoomer rap music. Looks exactly what /v/ has been begging for
>>728155203Furioso Emilio
>That noselmfao
LADY D. GAL!
I am drinking a mug of bovril and watching this. The bovril is more interesting so far.
I have disfigured tranny giant fatigue.
>>728154838Who's ready for another patch update
>>728155579Me.
>spherehunter is officially walledKINO
wow what a hot girl...
Man, Capcom's western branch is even fucking gayer than Squeenix's.Also, that tranny got fat.
why does the girl look like that fem emo jak?
BFbros... Is this our franchise...?
wow that was back-to-back garbage
THAT'S HOW HE SOUNDS?! PFTHAHAHAHAHA
>battlefield, brought to you by GoAnimate
>thread already ruined by spam
>>728156551i sometimes forget how tall she is
SOULS-LIKE COUNTER: 2
>he
>>728156936It's still slow stop complaining fag
>>728156152>Wasn't KOTOR one of the main things people were hyped for?Under nu-Disney with more anti-male fantasy slop?About as hyped as a colonoscopy.
Whoa...this is amazeballs...
This is completely retarded.
fat people.....
Notice how nobody is clapping.
>>728157018>slow>10+ posts per minute
FLYING NIGGAS!
Cringe....but also kino
What's the mystery? Whose tranny cock is most feminine?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE RAPTURE IS HAPPENING AT THE GAME AWARDS
Oh the satanic occult poster was right
Geoff is starting to look old, bros. I want to go back to 2005...
Remeber to download your demohttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3357650/PRAGMATA/
someone make a gif of those pigs eating the vomit lol
LITERAL PIGS EATING SLOP
>WICKER MAN: THE GAME
>>728157637kys pdf
damn witcher 4 looks like THAT!?
What have they shown so far? I just tuned in
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I SHOULDN'T HAVE SPEND ALL THAT TIME PLAYING VIDEO GMES
>trump in 2028
why are they fucking
Don't kids watch this show?
>sex on screenGEOFFMY POOR CHRISTIAN EYES
Baldurs Gate 3 and its consequences
This is dark, bros.
this fucking trailer is like 20 minutes long
what the fuck is this
Why are pagans so fucked up?
This is what yuros were doing before Christianity huh
theyre doing this to me tomorrow
Divinity reboot
fuck this i'm gooning to suzi
I knew it, DIVINITY 3 BAYBAY
>stock scream sound effect
>>728157994new Divinity
Sex and torture in a game trailer. Bold move.
that stock scream, wtf
>more turn-based garbage
So this shit is ok but some animu tiddies isnt?
THAT'S DIVINITY?
lol what a nothingburger
>the writer's poorly disguised fetish part 2
>larian studioshype removed
>Divinity is now grimderp edgeslopThat was fucking repulsive
Owlcat on top
>>728157609>geoff is pushing 50>still unmarried with no kidshe's not bad looking, rich and famous, what's stopping him?
>Divinity rebootOkay
Alright I'm interested
Who’s the qt in the black dress they keep cutting to
the devs had already said its not Divinity Original Sin 3.
>>728158114ANIME PUSSYANIME PUSSYANIME PUSSY
Divinity 3
Say it with me class>no gameplay
do people really care this much about divinity?
Edgy and satanic for no reason
>>728158213he's banging miss piggy instead
dIVINITY IS COOL
So this isn't the major reveal of the night, despite the statue? TESisters we are so back.......
WTF did I just watchWhy are white people so evil!?
OH NO MY EYES!YAAAARRRGABABLABLAAAH
>>728158213he seems like a married to the job guy
>>728158187I blame GRRM
why did they have a black guy having interracial sex as part of that trailerlike what was the point
>IT'S NOT DIVINITY YOU CHUDS THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!!EVERYONE GUESSED IT LMAOOO
Reminder that the Twitch stream is ahead of the Youtube one.
Queer
>>728158364uhh more?
wtf are these outfits?
>>728158007>christfags not being able to differentiate their disgusting fantasies from realityName a more common duo
Instead watching more of this, I am going to decorate the christmas tree with my grandma.
noseKINO
What the fuck are they wearing?
wasn't Divinity a more humorous franchise?
>>728158296They lied, sully.
>>728158346They don't. BG3 tourists have no idea what Divinity actually is and neither does Larian.
Altered BeastfagsMy condolences
That was pretty fucking graphic for a game trailer.
dragon commander bros…
>>728158134Divinity's always been dark and brutal.
>>728158187The writing in Divinity was always garbage.>No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!I'll take edge over le whacky bollocks.
>>728158346they're using bg3 success to carry into bigger hype for divinity, its smart
cringe back on the menu
>>728158452edit her green and you've got the mask cosplay
>>728158481yeah Original Sin is all millenial writing
Hope no kids were watching that lmao
>>728158501I only played divine divinity because someone told me it was like diabler and it was alright
how does this manage to get worse every year
>>728158316Same way BG3 was announced.
>>728158452never mind that, wtf is her long neck?
>>728158465Based. Keep that Christmas spirit up anon
>>728158481It's pretty dark bro
>100 posts in 5 minutesThis is not comfy...
The reason its called just Divinity is because calling bald gate 3 turned off a lot of people, it discourages new players.
larian have always done this thing where they randomly slot hardcore edgelord shit and smut into their retarded monty python/faerun stlye fantasy settingit never works
Theater kid faggots are the fucking worst
>>728158524Agreed. Especially for a generally family friendly award show
>>728158471Queer uniform
>>728158481Divinity is a schizophrenic IP.
>Troy Baker winking
Look at the beak on her
what's this outfit??
>non-comedians doing comedywowie zowie this SUCKS
>>728158524that was pretty graphic even for a horror movie. Watched a dude get burned alive, get his limbs torn off down to the sinew, and a bunch of people having an orgy, all in front of a kid. The fuck was that shit?
Why am i still here. I dont even play video games anymore
how much longer will this go on im bored already
>fatfuck shoveling popcorn into its face from a GoY bucket
another 33 kino wininb4 seethe
I like em
>>728158346yeah, DOS 1 and 2 were kino and Dragon Commander was a cult classic
>>728158007They're obviously Christians.Go watch Midsummer and educate yourself.
Can't believe my boy Henry wasn't nominated for best performance
>Erika Ishii stuffing her face with popcorn
>>728158452They're quirky and different bro! Be a cool millennial like me
Divinity 3 NOT Divinity Original Sin 3
>GoY lostBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>728158882normies love misery porn
HINAKO BROS...
/v/ros I think it’s time for me to finally admit to myself that none of this shit is for me anymore
Pls Konatsu win
>>728158882Literal, irl demonic ritual forced on the audience watching this.
>>728158346I care about Divinity Original Sin 3
Should have been my waifu Ben Starr
The MAW OF YOTEI consumes even as it watches the awards.
>Kotatsu Kano and Charlie Cox weren't even therewhy bother having them nominated then
this shit is very embarassing I don't think I'll be able to watch everything
3x E33 and some fucking randoms thrown in
MAELLE KILLING VERSO AGAIN
>>728158923Who knows. Neither do I
>>728158882>watching with family>have to tell my kids to close their eyes as a man is burned alive and a couple fucks on screenAm I fucking crazy? I thought this would be a safe for tv type event
Legendary heightmog.
it should've been him...
Troy Baker fucking sucks, same role every time. It's just Snow from FF XIII over and over
>denied a hug
>>728159008well no point pretending this faggot award is ever going to let anything jp that isn't overwhelming everything else 110% to ever get an award.
that div game looks cool. stars wars female game 2 not so much.
she cute
>>728158465UNIRONICALLY ZASEDSO FVCKING ZASED
femdom handjob gloves
>>728159135Nah, he has no range. Same speaking volume performance in every game.
THAT'S ANOTER IN THE BAG E33 BOYSKEEP EM COMING WE EATING TONIGHT
>>728158989>Wicker man>Christians
>>728159227>6'0 vs 5'11
>>728159227womanlets, when will they learn?
wtf this lady sounds like maelle
>>728159165Probably told they weren't gonna win so didn't turn up to Geoffs jorunalist event
stop yapping and whip out yer tits
woah she is gorgeous
she looks so sweaty
So either Half Life 3 or Elder Scrolls 6 at the end then? What we thinking lads?
a qt
>>728158882Hollywood loves putting sex in front of small children as long as it's their approved kind.
>>728159063>>728159104>>728159217unironically felt demonic, the fuck.
Girlfriend?!
So E33 pretty much locked in to win every award, right?
>>728159217No. You're not wrong. That was way beyond what has ever been shown at these events before.
Maelle wonFuck Versofags
>>728159227goddamn
my fellow autists
Damn, is this bitch like 4 ft tall or something?>>728158508No one actually believed that right?
>to every retard
>neurodivergent
SHE SAID THE LINE
She called all of them autistic.
Give me a fucking break!
>>728158882The statue they built is unironically some bhaal ritual shit/egregore.
btw, anyone curious about Fate of the Old Republic, it is confirmed not KOTOR 3: https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-fate-of-the-old-republic-trailer
Shes a dyke?
>lesbian>neurodivergentCRINGE
Posh cunt.
MUH TISM, MUH GIRLFRIEND
Ugly bitch and the worst of all the eng dub ""actors""Where the fuck is Adeline
nigga looked like jd vance lmao
>>728159550
>lesbianwhy
>>728159517She has a nice butt
NEURODIVERGENT
autist awards
terminally flat
wrap it up gay retard
embarassing
>to all my autists out there thank youholy shit she's talking to me bros I'm in
Brehs... she just called us retarded...
>>728159217yeah like how you gonna have Miss Piggy and that at the same show, funny ass juxtaposition
>>728159607I can't believe we got a shoutout
>>728159273>JoelProved you wrong, bucko.
>>728155579The force isn't with this one.
SHOUT OUT TO THE AUTISTS
>>728159517>>728159502>>728159490AIbros, get on it.
>shoutout to the autistics! I know you fuckers are watching this!wtf lol??
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UPsay thank you and move on
>and I'm sure theres a lot of you (neurodivergent people) in the roombased?
Funny how the LGBTQ+ community produces all the best voice actors.
She called us autists
>>728159217>watching with family
I'm not particularly squeamish and I still found that trailer disgusting. I can't imagine little kids watching this at home
>virtue signal
her gf is clearly the dom, hot
Is E33 really the perfect game that deserves to win every single award?
>>728159504Todd is confirmed in the building
>Jar Jar Abrams
straggots LOST
I played the game in french.
why is JJ turning into a literal goblin
>thank you to my girlfriend>to all you neurodivergent peoplekek
>>728159851yeah but it's true
>>728159690fuck it, then, who gives a shit? fuck casey hudson too
>>728158481No. Play OS2. It's brutal.
WRAP IT UP
>>728159504its going to be an original IP that looks like it premiered 25 years ago
JJ's newest mystery box :OOO
>>728159851Well.... aren't we?
>>728159521disgusting>>728159689probably bullshit, but i was getting creeped the fuck out by it
>>728158213He's always given off gay vibes.
Why is jew jew abrams here
>lesbian>neurodivergentHOT!
>>728159893did she actually say that? i muted the stream
JJ lost ALL his aura, hasn't he?
JJ has more money than everyone ITT combined
PRACTICAL EFFECTS
clipped tip looking faggots
>>728159851i feel...seen.
Left 4 Dead? Lost Man? Why does nobody care about zoomers?
Jew Jew Abrams
>>728159165Charlie Cox literally said he didn't want the nomination a few weeks ago and didn't feel like he deserved it over other cast members. He also expressed total disinterest in video games in general and just doesn't care.
its going to be lego total war
She won because shes gay and neurodivergent
>>728160034>thanks to my girlfriend for munching my box>after the torture game adThis is starting to feel demonic
Sick of these cunts self diagnosing themselves with autism, depression, neuro diversity and other mental health items because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little cunts instead of just having personality quirks.
Toilet break when?
Why can't british people speak normal english?
>>728160034good teeth
>>728160219not verbatim
>Jar Jar>OriginalRan out of legacy franchises to ruin, finally.
>>728159326>Ghost of Yotei>japanese
>>728160034>>728159740>>728159691If she follows the Ellen Page pipeline, it's over for her.
JJ looks utterly defeated and shamed
he looks so defeated holy kek>I made a starwars you know
>>728159550Yes, despite the fact that it's very very fucking mid game with a dogshit story
>Jew Jew AbramsReminder his daughter Gracie Abrams is a pop star industry plant
>millennial writing
isn't this that chris pratt movie
lmao they are lieing about their introChet is who made Left 4 Dead, turtle rock only made the shitty counter strike mod it was before zombies.
>>728158501neither do most original sin tourists really
>>728158346OS2 is what put Larian on the map in the first place, it was their first genuinely large success and secured them the BG3 project.
>>728159504Elden Dark Borne Souls 7.
>>728160034And? Chuds deserve the rope
Why does this look just like Back 4 Blood
>>728159550It might not win RPG. Might.
for(;;)heh, sick programmer knowledge
>>728160336ya'll got phones don't you?
>>728159165Geoff refused konami related people
Nigga this is just Mickey 17.
holy slopa
>>728159927Yes because they're all a bunch of faggy theater kid weirdos
>>728160392i mean he ruined star trek and star wars
>black woman with short hair dyke characterThis looks like shit
FORTLOOP?
LOL I LOVE THIS LMAO
I just LOVE live service video games!!!
>>728159862Generic hero man. Your move, Yugi.
>>728160292>didn't feel like he deserved it over other cast membersthis is just the excuse they give because they don't want to be associated with this embarrassing "awards" show.
Concord 2.0?
boring co-op slop
absolute slop game
>>728160268kek someone fucking post the image of the Twitter hog please
>abrams makes derivative trash even in video gamesheh
4poop
>sharted into our handskek
>Live service extraction shooter
It is not original sin 3
you go sony, one day your shitty fucking GaaS games wont fucking bomb! just keep trying!
>>728160324>>after the torture game ad>This is starting to feel demonicActually that ad was very trad and christian I don't see what you're upset about. Standard witch burning.
I just want a new xcom game man...
concord 2
>Left 4 Dead but Wheatley is the Director
>>728158882Christcucks have terrible morals, news at 11.
please tell me they are at least self-aware of how fucking cringe and meaningless it iswhy does geoff do it every fucking year
>yet ANOTHER game by the supposed "creators of Left 4 Dead" that clearly didn't learn a fucking thing from it
>roguelike with in universe explanation for death'>self referential millenial shit>zombies/aliensNigga please.
>>728159416retardhttps://youtu.be/HuygVYatJ5w?si=0UJvups7nbTy2pBc&t=126https://youtu.be/4fi-B9jJtHg?si=7NDUphHvjMmMmr2q&t=143
is every fucking hollywood person now moving over to Game Awards?
When am I supposed to go to the bathroom
>>728159517>>728159502I want to be the one to cure her lesbianism with the power of my larger than average white penis.
>>728159893>>shoutout to the autistics! I know you fuckers are watching this!Sort of based of her to be honest.
why make a multiplayer game when csgo and l4d2 still top the numbers anyway
>Helldivers 2 but bad and cringeNo thank you.
>>728160319She is genuinely a good VO I have to concede, very excited for Tides of Annihlation because of her.
>More Playstation Live Service SlopThey just don't fucking learn do they
I have multiplayer fatigue
we need to respect JJ for cloverfield
>>728160870geoff rolls the cringe boulder up the hill smiling
>>728160940NOW
Does anyone else feel like they don't belong in this world when they watch disgusting normalfag shit like this?
>>728160940dont you guys have phones?
>>728160940Not yet.
PARAPPA THE RAPPER'S SKELETON CONFIRMED
finally a grandma game
Anyone else getting the Pragmata amiibo?
I love her.Glad she finally got a W.
>grandma slop
>>728160940now during this pointless literal grandma game
granny kino
>>728160940Shit yourself, JC. It's an order.
>indie>from the maker of-ENOUGH OF THIS
>2deep4u walking sim with a granny
>concord 2
uncs are gonna like this one
>>728160914Same shit in every single game. No exceptions.
>>728160940You were supposed to prepare your piss bottles and poop socks beforehand.
>>728160940Evanescence
GRANDMA PLATFORMING
>granny slop
Granny waddle simulator
this looks fucking terrible, how long is left until they announce half life 3
you play as a granny?
>>728161093link it
IM TIRED OF DYKES BEING ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERETHEY'RE SHOEHORNED WAY MORE THAN GAY GUDES
HAG EROTICUOOOOOH
>>728160821brown hands a-typin’
Inspired by Ghibli
ok ngl this grandma game looks kinda cool
I'm glad that there are still interesting art styles being tried out. I was getting tired of hyperrealism.
>Grandma platformerYea that will surely sell the game
>>728158882>The fuck was that shit?Never seen a witch burning before, christyboy?
>grandma simulatorSo can we get pantyshots now or is she still too young?
NO GRANDMA DON'T ACTIVATE THE BEHELIT
>indie games have run out of soulslike grimdark feelsslop so now theyre making games about being a literal grannynuke it.
>hey guys remember howls moving castle
zelda if she had too much time in the sun
kino
Imagine if there was a trailer for some AI slop
>>728160376Yeah. Going lez to get roles. Then trans. Eventually she'll release her tell all book about being diddled and get blacklisted by all but the most fringe, experimental devs.
>>728161050I can't even stand to watch television anymore. Feels like it all degraded so much when I wasn't looking.
>>728158882How was this trailer not Adults Only seriously its the worst thing I have ever seen it should have been banned or had banned the stream.I couldn't even watch the last few games because it fucked up my brain because I don't regularly watch horror movies.
no shota no buy
Every time Geoff says something about devs pushing the boundaries of video games its always some artsy hike simulator lmao
DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE GRANDMAS??
>>728161050idk man it kinda boosts my ego especially knowing there are people like anons here who share same way of thinkingi can imagine sitting in a bar drinking beer watching this cringefest and laughing
>"Yes one copy of coven of the chicken foot please!"
I did not care for SOMA.
>>728161257Girls can have girlfriends she was not even in your face about it. Neck yourself.
Im gonna buy the grandma game
>>728161294its like they threw words into a hat and picked them out
>stellan skarsgard
>>728158134Fuck did I miss the divinity trailer already
KENNY OMEGA WHEN!?
When did /v/ get infested by such whiny faggots?
Le old Norwegian man voice
>Stellan Skarsgardbased
Bioshock Infinite 2??
just make Amnesia The Bunker 2
Stellan Skarsgard?
Another skarsgard? How many of these guys are there?
>>728161257
>>728161612>le vagueslop question
>>728161327maybe the christians burning down covens and heretics wasn't so bad after all.
skarsgard KINO????
Is that the GOAT?
>>728161612Around 2016
>tranny fingernails
I have Devora fatigue.
>>728161612when you started posting
Neat game
EVERYBODY SHUT UP, FRICTIONAL'S DOING TECH-BODY HORROR AGAIN
>>728161598it had public fucking in it. 10/10
SoMa sequel?! Low-key BASED
>HOYOSLOPI'm out
I hope this one too has a coinflip dillema that retards don't understand
>>728161626He has a good voice for that to be fair. I thought it fit really well.
>>728160940>gooner gacha playinggo now
>gacha slop
who shuan wha?
here comes the zoomerslop
the ching ling sword? Are they allowed to say that?
never gonna play this but I'll jerk off to this girls asshole like all the others
>shilling chink gachaslopgeoff wtf
>>728161750the guy from Thor?
well at least there's been one good announcement so far
this shit make me zzz bruh :skull:
>gachatrashzzzzzzzzz
and now for the obligatory gachaslop hour of the show
am i jaded or has none of the humor so far landed at all
Reckon Geoff would suck my cock for $50?
WUB WUB WUB WUB
GACHASLOPPPPPP
>>728161463I don't know either. I don't even know how that passed inspection. That was on a whole other level than anything else in the tga, especially when they got kids games mixed in like the badger game.
>>728161612B, 4cuck is just honest to god twitter and reddit zoomers nowIts been over for a while
>>728161734this shut the fuck up /pol/ at least Christians literally saved the world apparently.
>>728161750Hell yeah
ANIME
>mihomo
Anyone who plays this Zenless Zone Zero shit belongs on a list.
so much shit music
>dubstep
dubstep in 2025 is crazy
I for one, appreciate that we moved away from the "black female protagonist" era.
>english VA
>>728161967based
MUTINGWHAT IS THIS SLOP CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME
What the fuck is this slop
You could say this is Genshin or Shart Rail and no one could tell
>>728161612If it's cool I will keep it to myself probably. If I think it is gay I will post. For example this anime shit right now looks pretty shit.
>>728161270Browns (christians) love watching whites get burned for not submitting to invasive jew faiths actually>>728161734go away darkie
tranime
>loli saying "i'll give you what you want"Hmmm
>animeUgh.
This voice acting is trash what the fuck
>>728155070Very moreish
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Most cringe garbage yet. Fucking embarassing weeb slop.
Wow that shit looks so garbage lol
>>728162039Are you Hideo?
NINTENDO SWITCH 2 HAS GAMES
>>728162035Award show humor is never good.
>>728161975First 30 seconds of the show he was already calling out all his favorite chinks watching. Man sold out to dorito you think China is too much?
do SEAs just lack the part of the human brain where the shame and self awareness cortex is located, how can you play this shit AND gamble on it without going violently and destructively suicidal
>gacha anime game shows more actual game play than everything else combinedshit's fucking fucked mate, big time
I sleep
Erm...and the Switch 2 games?
>Dub
Tomb Raider doko
>>728162452it's gonna get worse
>>728160885
>>728162393he would never waste his time on us peons
Can you imagine Todd sitting there watching Gacha trailers? It doesn't make sense in my mind.
>>728160940You missed your chance. R.I.P.
>Chinamen showing up in The Game AwardsIt's so over.
>>728162426the two old dudes last year were good
flopxko
herro prease
>>728162395sorry bro I'm still not buying one until it has it's own Smash and Mario Maker, those and Mario Kart are all I use my Switch for
>Ontos says wishlist now>Not listed on steam yet
gonna piss, don't reveal hl3 until i'm back
China men!
How likely are we to see Black Flag Resynched?Thats all I care about
>>728162450You could get a weeb to throw himself off a cliff if you told him pictures of anime girls were at the bottom. There exists no group with lower standards.
awful eyes on him
games for pity award
>herro today re rourd rike to show you new gachur game
it's funny that some chinks can completely lose the accent, but it's seemingly impossible for japs
>>728162532go back to /doko/
AH, YOU LIKEA DA FLIED LICE?
why is china presenting the dei award
>>728162578new fligu gigu just dropped
all those games looked like shit
>GABE! Gabe dont leave me here *BANG BANG* GABAN GABENNNNNNNNN
low energy
>>728160940Piss yourself
>>728161294The Last Guardian, Grandma edition
"Games for Impact" aka shit that absolutely nobody played
I didn't know they had an award specifically for garbage.
OH SHIT IT'S HALF-LIFE THREE, QUICK KILL THAT PART OF THE VOD BEFORE ANON GETS BACK!!
XI JINGPING!?
JENOVA?
>>728162645No man it's super popular. Just give it two more weeks!
>>728161093Scalping the shit out of this to grift the pedos
More lesbians
only impact i wanna see is my body impacting the floor after watching THIS SHIT
The fuck does games for impact even mean?
>>728162769I mean how cute are they in this hypothetical scenario?
More than 50% of the announcements have been by tencent bugs, is the western industry really that dead?
What the fuck are these games I have never heard of
Games for Bathroom Break
Oh great more lesbians
mmm lesbians
holy belly
holy cheboly
dios mio who let the two slampigs on stage yeeeeesh
holy shit
I haven't heard of any of these fucking games>>728163025Games with literally zero players
No-one plays ZZZ anymore, game died when it fired WaterKuma to focus on chinawank designs and lost all visual style and sovl. Well, really it was downhill ever since no TV mode
They're just giving rewards to each other's studios.No one, not even commiefornians, were impacted by songs of midnight.
comnfy thread hneeedde
la creatura...
>games for impact gets a stage award in the main show>best indie was an off-stage card reading in the preshow What a fucking circus
>>728163058dont think about it too much
this is so awkward
AHHHHHHHHHHHHGET IT OFF MY SCREEN
>>728163025Bro the impact games... They made an impact
what the fuck is this even an award for?i've never heard of any of these gameswhat
MUMMA
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES
Why are there only like 3 awards that are not complete dogshit?
>game for impact>won by a game that impacted nobody because nobody played itHuh?
>>728163043they take eight years to make a game and when it comes out its gay and shit, yes the west is dead.
> woman talking about kitchen to kitchen
SHE THICK
massive booba on the right one.
>>728163058That category is always like that.>>728163080KEK
MOMMY
xbox finally has games
Was that Hunter?
BREASTULES LOCATED
reminder that lesbians aren't real>blacksploitation game>made by jewsLOLLLL
literally whomst
>>728162758Ill answer since this thread is full of useless faggots. Very likely. It just got rated and is expected in March 2026
>>728163247THICKKKKKKKKKKKK
>DEI awardI'm a lefty progressive fag and I think this shit is so fucking gay
>Award for Impactfulness>Given to a game with maybe 2k sales total
>more lesbians
I really dont think I care about videogames anymore... I haven't bought a new game onrelease since 2016, I havent bought a console since the 360, my old gaming PC is broken, and I dont give a shit about any of these games.
stfu
Phwoar
>south of midnight>30 players on steam right now
>>728163247tummy tummy gimme
HOLY BOOBA
>more dykesFUCK OFF
>>728162975kek
>>728162696I guess it'll go up soon. Trailer looked great. I hope it plays more like The Bunker instead rehashing the walking sim with stealth sections template.
Does anybody understand what this retards tryna say
XBROS NOT LIKE THIS
Is every european woman a lesbian now?
>french slampig
game sucks but she's bangable
>Lesbos get their speech>fighting game will get rushed announcement
Ty Geoff for the toilet break
DILF LEON
>women appear>so do the incels I'm not surprised.
LEONLEONLEONLEON
>>728163025It refers to the impact of going woke on their bank account
RE9 looks like crap
>>728163329because that fucking meme show would be an e-mail otherwiseE3 died for this
These residents sure are evil...requiem!
south of midnightOwner estimations ~73.8 k by Gamalytic ~115.4 k by VG Insights ~118.7 k by PlayTracker
>>728163206what won best indie
Looks like those renders weren't AI after all.
>>728163512Still didn't give it to Dustborn lmao. The only people who even know that game exists are on /v/ and only just to mock it.
LEON TIME
yooo new god hand looks sick
>>728163529Imagine her horse face distorting into an expression of pure elation as you hilt yourself balls deep inside of her.
leon reveal
sorry geoff but Sony already leaked Leon themselves
where the FUCK is Leon
>>728163536The entire total player count for all those nominated games is like 2000
>>728163759>inb4 GET DOWN
she looked shocked that they won. would give her a load as a gift
redditent evil
>>728163613From the trailer it looked like it might have some sort of factional thing going on. Which might be neat. Sort of like that Bioshock successor thats in dev limbo
>>728163849E33
SOMEHOW..... SPENCER RETURNED
>>728163849e33. Silksong is getting bodied.
>>728163536>outh of Midnight is a third-person action-adventure game. Players take on the role of Hazel, who learns an ancient weaving power to explore the Deep South mythos.[3] Throughout her journey, she must cleanse "Stigma" and defeat enemies known as "Haints", both of which are physical manifestations of deep-rooted sorrows and trauma that had festered for decades.Jesus, do these people even know there's more to life than this shit?
>>728163242>what the fuck is this even an award for?literal DEI awardapparently that one was decent but nothing special, only got the win cause SHEEEEIT MUH NIGGY FOLKLORE
>>728163815RE2make was the last decent one they made
Someone let me know when resident evil is over, I'm not subjecting my kids to more fucking body horror
>>728163829So far reading an e-mail would have saved me almost 2 hours
elpis presley
>resident SLEEPilalso why did it play the fucking smash bros character reveal build up riff when he was turning around?
>>728163815stop hati-oh my stream caught upit really isn't looking that great
ELPISS
>Elpis
I'm never buying another Crapcom game as long as they use e-celebs to shill their games.
>>728163613ope its up now lol
>EL PISSkek i'll be going for one of those in a minute
>>728164097its over now you can let them watch
>>728163536>>728163840OH NOW I REMEMBERWe had maybe 1 thread laughing at it, at least concord threads still last.
ETHAAAAAAN
bepis :DDD
>>728164097it's over
>>728164031>>728164063but that's not an indie thoughbeit and it was crap on top of that???????ok what actually won
does this game have gameplay? do you shoot zombies with a gun?
MY GOAT LEON
DADDY
>LeonWe are so fucking back
>hey, over here>casually fires a handgun 6 inches from your ear drum as try to hide behind him
RESIDENT EVIL 4: 2
leon got old
The rumors are true. Leon is 90% of the game
>Leon shows up>game is now interestingits that easy
>>728158452Why are there so many Jewesses on my screen???? My /pol/ senses are overheating.
BAKE NEW THREAD
wow RE9 actually looks good now, huh
FEBRUARYHOLY SHIT
I thought 9 was first person
How many fucking cutaways does this shit have
>more leon action kinobased
>>728163512Its an ad for the woke crowd is all. Try and get people interested to play the slop.
I AM THE CHAINSAW MAN NOW
grace who?
>It's 4kino instead of 7slopPICKED THE FUCK UP
I was ready to hate it but that actually looked good.>Saves the damsel>Good quip>Roundhouse kick
>>728164313Welcome to the E33 Awards
>not first person slopFUCK YES, KINO
third person I might actually buy now
>>728164476He got grizzled.
bruh look at this dood
So they're trying to do a traditional RE and an action RE in the same game.
10 years for this?
>>728164554It's both, or at least for Grace anyway.
>>728164554NO I NEED TO SEE LEON'S ASS
God I hope Ada is coming back
ain't no point to the damn game
MOVE OVER>>728164792>>728164792>>728164792
Lmao what is this less than mobile game tier crap
>Resident Evil game separated in Horror segment and Action segmentI've played these games before...
THERE AINT NO POINT TO THE GAME
>>728164703I look like this
>>728164703HEY MISS MURDER, CAN I?
>10 years to make a mobile gamelmfaoooooooooooooooooo
>blowslop
>jblow doing quip writing
JOHNNY BLOW
>DUDE LE MANSION>DUDE LE RACCOON CITY>DUDE LE CHAINSAWdoes this game have a single original idea?
Ngl this looks shitty, 10 years for this Jon?
>>728164554It's both. You can choose.
>Punished Leon is still Nick Poppadopolis instead of Matt Mercer
>Leon, you look like hammered shit
>Jonathan Suck
>Leon is back>3rd person actionWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
IT'S ABOUT THIS LITTLE MARIO NIGGER IN A SUIT
>the creator of BRAID, the original indie art bait homo slopcool don't care
this is what jonathan blow has been working on? looks like mobile slop
>>728164703Evil peter parker, but hot
>>728164957>>728164927>>728164905Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>728164891L O N D O NONDON
imagine your crappy mobile game playing after Leon S. Kennedy
Jon this looks like phoneshit
Who the fuck are these people cheering wildly for every single thing shown? Who cares about every fucking release that much? Is it just plebbitors? And the audience just full of industry slobs being worshipped like deities. Even for doritopope this feels grim.Christ, vidya has been fucking warped beyond all recognition.
>>728165185no lil zoom, just get back to scrolling the 'tok
>Grace isn't even 10% of the game>She's barely in it past the intro>Re9 is a whole Leon game with RE4R gameplaywe fucking won bros
>it took John Blow 10 years to make some mobile game where you push blocks in a gridAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHoly fuck, what an embarrassing fag
>>728165325Just saw it's the guy who made Braid, I only him by face.
>he wasted 10 years, all of his money, and made a programming language for THATOoooOoOoOOpTHERE AIN'T NO POINT TO THE GAMEOoOoOoooop
>McConaugheyBased.
I swore that artstyle was just Dev art for the debug build.....yikes....
>dei mass effect
space kino
>>728165321The audience is always just paid influencers and industry insiders. Same as how the audience for Hollywood awards are just the actors, directors, and producers.
>>728164670No no no but what ACTUALLY won, a good gamn right?
how many games have I seen that look exactly like this, goddamn
>hipsMUH DICK
neurons are firing
>>728166162She is way past her prime. I would've agreed if she was 20 years younger than now.
>WotC just now learning you can make money selling actual vidya
>>728166390Men have this too
>>728166691only if you're gay
>>728159851they hate us chuds, I know
