Geoff Payne Editionhttps://www.twitch.tv/thegameawardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5ic
E33 BOYS WE EATING GOODTOTAL INDIE VICTORY
Remember when the Game Awards was good?
E33 Chads we're winning
How was Europa Universalis 5 not nominated for best strategy game?no Monster Hunter for best action game?
hi
I'M MAD AT THE FRENCH!!
SAMUS DID U SAVE
Wuthering waves are what I call my farts.
So why does /v/ hate Silksong?
PRIME 4 FLOPPED STOP TRYING TO SELL ITPRIME 4 FLOPPED STOP TRYING TO SELL ITPRIME 4 FLOPPED STOP TRYING TO SELL ITPRIME 4 FLOPPED STOP TRYING TO SELL ITPRIME 4 FLOPPED STOP TRYING TO SELL IT
>see you guys wonHoly shit he's just taunting them on stage
IS THAT FREAKING SAMUS???????
Where's the new Sega thing? Did they show it already?
>>728178454Indie means independent from major studios, read a book sweetie
Kojimbo losing all...
>>728178746no
>asset Flip won best art directionKek lol lmao
I HATE DUB
Metroid Grime, now that's a game that's not winning any awards next year.
Team Cherry were right lmao, not even art direction award for fucking entire game being hand drawn
E33 sweep, NIGGERS
>>728178746No
thank you for bakinghalf life chads, how we feeling? report in
just get dispatch 1 award
>NIGGER MUSICmuted
>gacha games showing trailers for a fucking game update as if anyone but their insular community cares
THIS IS MOVING TOO FAST FOR A COMFY THREAD
>>728178746When was that anon?
DO NOT REDEEM THE JEWEL
enjoying your slop?
When we needed them most, they vanished...
ALICIAGo to the bathroom NOWYOURE SHITTING YOURSELF!
>Wuthering Waveskekownedmoggedgaped
E33 DOESN'T MISS
>>728178771MH wilds shouldn't be nominated for anything
We're winning
>Blue prince dev worked 8 years devving to get crushed by a trust fund billionaire
>>728178909not good
>>728178663There are no female/male exclusive jobs anymore, dialogue changed, etc.
CAN YOU CHARM THAT GOBLIN
>>728178771I'm a monhun fag hoping G rank expansion gets announced at some point
>>728178909Not happening here, Valve will announce it randomly like they did with Alyx.
Did todd show up earlier ? I was like half an hour late
>>728178909I got scared when I saw the RISE AND SHINE in the control 2 trailer
>>728178909It's not happening tonight, but our time will come, Mr. Freeman.
PALWORD I WANT MY CUNKEY
>>728178845who decides whos a major studio and who isnthow does one apply to become a major studiojk its just american vs non american randoms
whats wuthering waves even about? is it just a genshin impact clone?
Lawsuit status???
who even plays these chinese gacha games?
>>728178746>>728178939the game awards was good for exactly one year when Joel McHale spent the entire show mogging Geoff and calling him a loser
Kojima is on shutout watch, bros....
@NINTENDO@FBI DO SOMETHING
>>728179062wait a goblin girl?
>see you guys won!That was funny. Silksong devs were just too salty. Look at Kojimbo. He bothered to show up there and hasn't won a single thing so far lmao
I want to sex the palworlds
This is very gay.
Nintendo seething rn
>>728178882>hand-drawn art>smooth, beautiful animation>seamless, immersive world>loses to UE5 stock assetslol
>>728178746I loved the first one and that's it. 2020 and 2022 were fun because of one meme moment(s).
>2nd palworld clonewtf
Justice For Palworld
Pawlbros we eating good
palworld has clones now?
Is it over? It's just going through ads.>inb4 some smartass remark about the show being one giant ad
>>728179107hes there
LMAO D4 BADLMAO D4 BADLMAO D4 BADLMAO D4 BADLMAO D4 BAD
>>728178909I've consumed supply of hopium I've been storing for the past 15 years. I'm broke man.
>>728178845>kepler int>independentmaybe take your own advice invader troon
they need a low budget indie award to give a chance to smaller devs
Nintendo won't sue this, right?
I like this song.Don't judge
Diablo?
>Diablo 4
IS THAT A P*****N™ CLONE?!?!?!?!NINTENDO IS GONNA GAME-FREAK!!!!!!!
>>728178746nope
oh snap they let /v/ on stage this year
>>728178746The Game Awards was never good. Spike's The Video Game Awards was good when celebraties would show up and make fun of Geoff.
>>728179158yep>>728179169Chinese and SEAnigs
>>728178882>flash game art direction>goodKEKYPOW
How long is this show? Another 20 minutes? I want to go to bed.
>more palworld clonesLET'S GOOOFUCK NINTENDO
Where's the AI cat game announced last year? Surely that's still happening!
why is this entire awards show satanic and lesbians
>streamercringe
>>728178746Fuck no.It was always corporate dudebro shit, even back in the Spike TV days.Now it's just gay, female corporate shit.
CEO of the game awards finally made it on stage
d4 bad
>gacha
d4 badd4 dogshit
THEY CALL ME HORNY
Is this nearly done? I wanna go have sex with my wife.
>go reward yourselfIf you insist. *unzips*
>it’s ok if we’re self aware about it
STREAMERS
PALADIN TIME
>>728178909uncertain
>>728179416That 2013 show was pretty funny
>shouting out random e-celeb literal who streamersyeah fitting for soulless slop like this shit
When did Diablo get 2 extra arms?
>>728179498You forgot the brave black women
this some demonic shit bruh
Rate the GOY Awards so far
>D4 badGrim Dawn DLC when?
>Mephisto now talks directly to ecelebsBlizzcuck status?
>>728179537im having sex with her right now you can wait
Diablo 4 fucking sucks, I had more fun with Last Epoch and PoE 2.
>Blizzard is still pretending D4 wasn't a bigger failure than 3
Do they normally save big announcements for the end?
every single piece of humor has been godawfulplease shut up
> complete audience silence when Blizzard shows up
Remind me again why the Prime Evils are still kicking around after I killed them all in D2?
>>728179356ok sar
>>728179646You forgot a 'T'.
>>728179498>t-this is satanic!!you need to be swirlied
enjoy your blizzardslop
>soulless blizzard slopSkip
paladin and monk?
>>728179646Literally the only redeeming things have been>Divinity 3>CotW beating out 2XKO for best fighting game>that 80s anime co-op game
NIGGER PALADIN WITH NEGRO NOSE IS HERE LETS GOOOOOOO
>Blizzard EntertainmentI sleep
BLAHMAN
>>728179656>Grim YawnTitan Quest 2 clears
>>728179686Don't worry, devolver will save us
>>728179646maybe next year/10
>>728179581How black and female will zhe be?
surely the gameplay looks like this
Niggadin!
nobody gives a shit blizzard when is hots 2 coming out
At least cinematics are still kino
Of course the first character introduced is a black man. It must be a requirement at this point.
>>728179692please clap
holy cringoli
>AND YOU ANON, WITH YOUR FAMILY SIZE CHEETOS BAG>YOU SMELL SO BAD DUDE I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE
blizzard should do actual shows or movie with these graphics
Oh shit, it's the Niggaladin from D2
>>728179810>you shall darken the world no longerironing
Why do people bother with cinematics like this anymore when everyone wants to see gameplay?
>diablo 4>diablo is a dlc
>>728179498>3 live moments>3 satanic ritualsWhere's the hope and happiness livemoments :(
>trailer where a young black buck kills an old asian manwhat did they mean by this?
>is a nigger>"you shall blacken the world no longer"jej
Jesus wtf
Post your face when Enter the Gungeon 3
meph definitely wasn't that big in the durance of hate
>>728178845>$10 MILLION dollars>not a major studioJust because Actiblizz has marketing budgets 200 times that of their game budgets doesn't make a $10 million dollar game inidie, faggot.$10 MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS is more budget than a lot of Nintendo games get, are they indie now?
>>728178415POST HIS WIFE MISS PIGGY
>bringing Paladin nowtoo late for that shit blizz, it won't save the game
POE > D2 > GD > LE > poop > D3 > D4 > POE2
>I should see what the Diablo General thinks>it's not even there
it was diablo ofc
Increasingly common Blizzard W.You love to see it.
>Paladin>2 years laterTOO FUCKING LATE BLIZZARD FUCK YOU
That was limp as fuck
I hate cinematic trailers. Either show gameplay or fuck off.
I thought they already released Diablo 4 and it was mobileslop.
>>7281796464/10The Forest 3 was a surpriseOntos looked neatControl 2 looks good and I don't care if /v/ has a grudge against RemedyBut not much else.
>in case of bad game release the paladin dlcAbout fucking time but still not buying it
>>728179916Somehow that is the only thing they still have going for them.
where are the games
>>728179498The west is very very gay, prease undastandu.
>Marvel RivalsGooner game with gooner skins.
>>728180035They know
>diablo 4 in 2025People still play this?
A lot hype for Mephisto but didn't he jobb hard in D2?
what is the lady saying at the end of the trailer, it’s so quiet I can’t hear
>>728179983you cater to the most braindead normie
MEMEMAN
fuck off marvel
>redditpool
>Redditpool
I have looked into the future and seen that I will never play a single one of these games
>>728180183games?
>>728180149I agree!
>>728180074E33 daddies pozzed and prolapsed your bacon bussy sadly i fear....
Deadpool talk too much
I'm a pretty big E33fag and think the game is beautiful and excellent. But I still think Silksong should have won best art direction. Silksong is insanely beautiful. Unbelievably so. Why do critics have got such a strong anti-2D bias?
>>728180119When was the last Blizzard W? 2008?
>>728180228so did diablo in, well, every single game, and yet we are at 4
soipool
I actually do like it when Deadpool shows off his swordsmanship
ai animation is so bad
>>728180406wow that looks ugy
bruh i could've played games instead of watching this shit
>activist
>>728180203Only prude feminists use that buzzword btw.
WHAT IS THIS? EPIC DEADPOOL CHUNGUS!?
I have Deadpool fatigue
>reddit rivals
The nintendo co-op game looked fun
AND ACTIVIST
deadpool has go away heat with me
>>728179646almost none of the awards made sense
mommy
>activistlol
>actress first again
>Activist
Gemma-chan
activists in mind
>>728180406They hate Silksong because of that pricetag
>Ella BloodstoneNEXTWAVE WON
SEXO PITS
>Actress>Producer>ActivistOne of these things is not like the others
>activistoh boy. she shot though
who is this SEAmutt?
>007Cool
Fuck activistsLiterally ruined everythingI hope China and Russia puts them all in a box
The games revealed has been great. Some of them I already wanna play.
WE DID IT REDDIT
Even with a pushup bra she's still an A-cupVoice is pure sex however
>>728180504But now you're here shit posting with the boys. How does that make you feel?
>and activist
It's 2025 Noone cares about 007
SEX
There has not been a single good game shown so far
>ACTIVIST :O
>>728180676yeah, actress
>announced as activistkek
i want to lick her
We don't like Deadpool?
>>728180406They think it's harder to make that kind of art than 2D.
>>728180665I missed it post them please
>>728180406E33 has a more unique art direction than Hollow Knight.You can easily find games that look similar the latter
DokeV news soon bros
>lenny kravitzlel
ACSissies...
>Hollywood>activistaka a pro-Israel shill
>>728180796Ontos is the only one I think has potential
>lenny kravitzlmao what the fuck
>Lenny Kravitz in Bond
well there goes all hope i had for the james bond game
STEVIE WONDER
Obama?
Awful voice acting
OHNONONONONONONO
So 007 is just Uncharted now?
I WANT TO GET AWAY I WANT TO FLY AWAY
>>728180796Tankrat
>>728180863Some of us are adults, surprising I know.
>Lenny Kravitz in 2k25
Behold THE NIGGER!
Damn, Lenny Kravitz can't voice act for shit
LMAO because when i think lenny kravitz, i think bond villain
>>728180796I'm buying Nagoshi's game regardless of whether its good or not
>lenny kravitzwho?
>007>looks inside>Johnny Cage
>>728181008You actually had hope for that game?
Hitman devs are based so I'm believer
what the hell lol
>>728180796KOTOR and Divinity will probably interest me
bawma deez nuts
>gay nigga villainBond has sucked since Casino Royale, they fumbled hard
N
>lil lennythe character is taller lmao
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
That looked like shit, killed my hype for 007.
Gwenpool > Deadpool
I WANT A MILKY WAY
>we need wal-mart prince
IF YOU WERE A REAL ACTIVIST YOU WOULDN'T BE PLAYING BALL WITH THESE KIKESGO FUCK YOURSELF NIPNONG BING BONG CHING CHONG SING SONG NIGGER
>main villain is Lenny KravitzAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCK?
NO MORE CELEBS
LMAO WHAT A JOKE
Not a single zoomer knows who Lenny Kravitz is
>>728181079>panicked applause
>>728181206I
Wow another black guy
I
This is why games are costing ridiculous amounts of money to make.
this nikka showed a testicle by accident once right
>>728180796audiomech maybe
>>728180796Divinity and new SOMA
fucking hell his head is massive that's fucking insane
>>728181234You're unironically right, deadpool fucking sucks
I have no idea who this nigga is.
>>728181134AMERICAN WOMANSTAY AWAY FROM MEEEEHEEEE
>mandatory nigger intermission
this nigga lookin zesty af
>>728181234sex
>>728181134catwoman's dad
This dude has a giant head
>redditpool bs.Fuck you marvel Deadpool will never be funny
Nigger plays throat cutting African warlordKek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HE TALKS LIKE A FAGGOT
Kravitz is Jewish, can't make this up.
How is Lenny Kravitz going to save 007?
wrap it up
>and activistAlways needed that in games!!Also where the fuck are the games??Diabloslop doesn't even count
BIG BLACK
>>728181320Someone needs to clip it.
>one hit wonder announcing the music award
BEST ORIGINAL MUSIC
he's pretty good for being so old and not knowing what the fuck a video game is
You could just hear how Gemma detested she had to say Lenny is attractive
Rodman's bastard child
E33 GETS ANOTHER ONE
>>728181283YEAHHH YEAHHH YEAHHH
This Bond looks like he respects women
all so generic
>buying the james bond licence wasn't enough>we also have to pay some musician more millions WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
Only award that E33 actually has to win
Member when Lenny took his dick out on stage?
>using death stranding 1 music for DS2Niggers
AHHHH SKONG CHUDS
>>728181514Frog sex
E33 BROS
AND THE SWEEP CONTINUES
>>728181283Zoomers don't know any traditional celebrities. Only ecelebs and the most random Tiktok influencers.
>that silksong composer piclol
ABSOLUTE SWEEEEEEEEEPdeath stranding is still winning goty
E33 bros it just doesn't stop
E33 is so fucking overrated. There's nothing special about the game's music
I hate the French
>>728180405yeah duh hes the merc with a mouth
HON HON HONOMELETTE DU FROMOGGED
>>728181450He's only been to 7 Diddy freak offs.
Imagine my shock
THE SWEEP THE SWEEP IS REAL!!!!!!
Post the webm
Alice a cute
The inorganic shit continues
>>728181557based and RIP
That's Panam's dad...
Imagine not wanting E33 to win everything
this shit has been long wrap it up niggers
CUTE
Okay come on, Hades 2 or DS2 deserved that way more.Must be nice having a rich daddy to fund your studio and buy the awards for you.
*molests microphone*
RPG discussion is ruined forever because of this shill game
how much is the catalog seething?
THEY HOLDING HANDS
>my genuine reaction to this entire show
wheres my 40k total war
>>728180898>You can easily find games that look similar the latterYou really can't though.
E33 keeps sweeping.
omelette dufromage
>>728181557miss this nigga
I have so much french fatigue bros. Fuck E33.
They're gonna make me play it again RELEASE THE GOTY EDITION I'LL BUY IT AGAIN
WRAP IT UP
imagine being a euro and not speaking fluent english
>a letterWRAP IT UP
I kinda want this french autist.
HON HON HON I DON'T PUT LE NIGGEURS IN MY GAME ZAT IS WHY I LE WIN THE AWARDS
E33 solos
>>728181283Maybe the younger ones. The later ones probably at least know. At least I do.
I love thick French accent
I'm still not playing E33
>>728181701Geoff's so mad that they didn't want to attend lmao
>>728181823
was KCD2 not nominated for best score?
They call it The Game Awards because they only give one game awards.
I HATE THE FRENCH>I HATE THE FRENCHI HATE THE FRENCH>I HATE THE FRENCH
>>728181882Literally this. We are so fucked...
>>728181928that's all you can say!
Please Wrap It Up
PLEASE WRAP IT UP
e33awards
>>728181847Ewwww that hair
Is he going to propose to her
>Isss incrible sank yu so much. oh honhonhon I am ze baguette honhonhonhon.
The french accent disgusts me
E33 is mid but I’m glad a game not filled with niggers and trannies is winning.
>>728181867Stay mad nigger
>>7281819035 more days
>fr*nch
No one genuinely likes France
Have they announced Total War Star Wars yet?
E33 isn't even indie wtf
didn't they start giving these "people" interpreters?
I like E33 but
I forgot they snubbed Silent Hill f and Yamaoka
french "people" are so disgusting
I'm gonna say itSOVL
>>728181987kek
>ynr the First Lady of France is a geriatric man
Does he really plan to read all that shit
>oui oui inkwediba baghuettte eeehhh letteuh meusik blekmen ououi ouiFUCK OFF
e33 is a huge psyop right? i refuse to believe anyone cares about that game this much.
okay maybe silksong should've won this one
Ameribros... why can't we win best game?
the only remarkable thing about e33 is that it was made by a smaller team with many having an amateur backgroundthe game itself is so generic and derivative
SHUT UP
Read the room french faggot, you didn't win an Oscar bitch.
Is he about to propose to her or something?
>>728180898>You can easily find games that look similar the latterThat released after it as imitators
>>728181978french pipo are like that.
>zankyou lele hongonhonnononoh sil vous play
French is so sexy
the french simply don't give a fuck about speaking even passable english holy FUCK
>Christopher Larkin didn't even show upChad move tbqh
NEXT GUY
nooo NOOOAAAAASTOPPP
LAHHH DEEE DAAAA DEEEEE DAAAHH DAH DEEEEE
ZE TROPHEEZ, KEEP 'DEM COMING NON?
>>728182213Yea whatever, they still made a great game this year
>>728181987wtf Im gonna play e33 now
WRAP IT UP WE HAVE TO GIVE E33 MORE AWARDS
>"and now the award for [x]">e33 is a nominee >"AND THE WINNER IS...E33!"Every time tonight, holy shit
WTF did Kravitz say? He didnt say Clair Obscur I didnt know wtf had won????
WHY ARE THE FRENCH LIKE THIS
Geoff is clenching his fists right now.
All I hear when this guy talks is gif related. iykyk
WRAP IT UP!
>2 speechesWRAP IT UP SILVOUSPLAIT
>>728181153>Such memorable roles as the tranny bat from that failed Crash Bandicoot moba
>>728181695>traditional celebrities>some black folxmy sides
>>728182280Nah it's just really good
need a french gf
trannies seething
>>728181867ywnbaw
>>728182192they said the're announcing the next game at the awards now though?
>>728181915it won't get GOTY. Like when RDR2 won everything in 2018, they gave GOTY to something else to avoid a sweep
>woman thought she would be allowed to speak
>>728182449The names of the composers
A SECOND LETTER JUST HIT THE TGAS
>>728182392and they're the biggest snobs when someone tries speaking their vile language
WRAP IT UP, MAN!!!
The speech isn't over?
>>728182447I fucking hate it and i haven't even played it.
For all the shit americans get, the French are the biggest offenders of Main Character syndrome.
>>728182449Lorien Testard, the game's composer
I'd rather listen to some random chink these frogs are insufferable
the french woman is cute
DORITOS POPE DO SOMETHING FAGGOT GET THESE FRENCH FUCKS OUT
>>728182447Battlefield won sound design
lol their speeches are written on the back of sheet music pages CUTE CUTE
OH MY GOD
>>728181978french be based like that
>>728182392Chad move to be honest. Based you may say
She cute
Cute French woman
>>>>>>>professional musician>grabs the microphone socki hate the french
frigger
>>728181283Zoomer Bond be like:>yoooooo who tf is chopped soundin unc bro he got the lebron hairline fr fr>oh he made music? Aight aight let me look up those old school beats cuz rhey can go hard and YOOOOOO WTF this is some car commercial shit i literally only heard this in ads
LET'S GO PRIME MEMBERS
>>728182449think he said the guy's name
This is just like me presenting anything, spaghetti flood.
>>728182447They actually lost one kek
>>728182458nigga you met a frenchman IRL. They are cunts and their english is dogshit but they pretend its not. Polar opposite to the germans
REBB SEXOOOOOOOOO
MOMMY REB ON SCREEN
>7 french niggas in a red beret with a black and white stripe shirtkek
>warframe
>MISS NICK GURR
Is that the NIck Gurrs lady?
>The Game Award goes to Nick Ghur
MOMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rebbeca WHORE?
REB SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he didn't confess to herOGRE
MOMMY
>Forcing Frenchoids to speak EnglishHumiliation ritual. You love to see it
>>728182595It will get GOTY though, E33 is an industry plant.
MY WIFE REB IS HEREOMG REB!
unnnh thicc
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK GURR!
>frenchies still can't lose their shitty accentFuck's sake it is not that hard.
I love women
>>728182563>goystation
THAT'S MY WIFE
warframe in big 2025, oh my daysnaww unc naw
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MOMMY IS TALKING
>more lesbiansFUCKING FAGGOTS
Warframe is still going?
WHO FUCKING CARES
omg it's rebi hope she's not wearing panties and with a buttplug like always
>>728182274This is about video games, Candace
>>728181903it's either coming soon or it's coming never.
happy birthday
EWW, DYKES
>>728182796Actual walking stereotypes
NICK GURR
wrap it up awards
he CUTE
>>728182392>>728182627You guys should meet the asshats that are the Quebecians and the French they speak.
sexy warframe nickgur hags
>>728182280Correct.20 years of good Final Fantasy games being ignored, suddenly the French make a shitty ripoff and it's the most popular thing in the world.Even my normie friend who thinks JRPGs are "cringe" is playing it.
I love this slut.
E33 is soul Suck it haters
>>728182447I want it to win best rpg over KCD2 and that's that. I don't care about anything else.
Why does Ben Starr look like that
REBB SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE YOU RETARDED CUNT.
>midna tattoo Nintendo Lawsuit incoming
>>728181978I'm perfectly fluent but I always play up the french accent because women love it :)
REBECCA MY QUEEN
>>728182859Was about to ask.
How do these dirty sluts manage to get on stage every fucking year
MOMMY REB AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>728182958Why is /v/ so straight?
>>728182958okay faggot
Niggas play free
>>728182940Non, pd
A big applause for Nick and Gurr!
Who is that demonic nigger with extreme dark make up
As long as the kojimbo humiliation continues I support e33 sweeping.
But no really. He will do ANYTHING for money.
>>728182563>muh instagram spotified year statsyou’re the tranny here if anyone
>>728182940t. burger who only speaks broken english.
Becca unironically is a good public speaker
we Herzog now
>>728183005I don't play warframe but I love seeing the product manager mommy videos
>>728183156 top-tier blowjobs
>Warframe trailer>2025
>3 satanic rituals>4 lesbian segments
HER BOOBS ARE LITERALLY BURSTING OUT OF HER DRESS
>>728181915undeservedly
Half life 3 and charlie kirk tribute please
>>728182964>PC Stutter Race
Herzog will do anything for pennies
>>728182892>>728182903
Werner Herzog? Wtf
what the hell is WARFRAME, anon?
WHERE IS HALF LIFEEEEEEE
>herzogNigga what
This is fucking desperate. No one fucking plays Warframe fuck off.
Kek it's that guy from the boondocks.
>>728183318Has DS taken any awards home yet?
Is that fucking Werner Herzog? Isn't he dead?
Werner Herzog kek
she's my wife btw
shut up unc
>>728182987Every woman who has appeared on stage is a dyke lmao
WERNER HERZOG???
>Werner HerzogRELEASE THE TREADWELL TAPE ALREADY
KINO
>>728182280It's eitherA. A psyop paid for by Timmy to shill UE5 as a good engine and not a laughable pile of slop dogshit with piss awful optimisation disguised by fake framesOrB. Only winning awards because of how fucking bad most other releases were this yearAlso, unlike Silksong you can beat Piss Obscure with your eyes closed on game journo difficulty so it won all the awards because games media got filtered by Silksong actually taking skill.
Herzog?
How much did they pay Herzeg for this?
Kek they really got Werner in game.
In the old days these two bitches would be burned as witches.
Does this go on for another hour? I thought it was finishing soon.
Well that was not on my bingo sheet, Werner Herzog in a fucking F2P video game.
>>728183546He will outlive you.
>when half life 3 doesn't get announced
Warframe changed a lot huh
>>728183156They'll suck anyone and anything.
should've been nommed for best ongoing fight me
>>728182940>he thinks they want to lose ithave you ever actually met a frenchman?having to learn english alone is a humiliation ritual for them
>>728182987they're straight though
herzog go back to sad penguin watching you FUCK
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6I8fWWS3Lvw&pp=ygUbdHdvIGFpcnNoaXBzIGV4cGxvZGVyIGZhbGxz
>left the sticky open>jannies started playing the valve intro music stingmotherfuckers
remember when that retard got eaten by a grizzly bear?
>>728183338I will slit your throat bitchpost your address if you aren't scared
kinooooo
Lmao 7 deadly shits
ill never understand why they go there shill warfame anuallynobody new is gonna play this absolute slog, all content is locked behind like 500h of gametime
>>728183061good thing canada isnt real
BASED HERZOG
I will now play your game
These big studios really have way too much money to spend on nonsense.
I thought Warframe was about planes and boats
WRAP IT WITH A FUCKING BOW AND SEND IT ALREADY
>hard cut to cute weebshit
>Seven Deadly Sins in big 2025
>>728183669Still no new gamesOnly shit
LMAO
>>728183546i swear, i thought so, too.. the french shifted the timeline again, it seems..
Groomer anime slop
>>728183264He's the Night Man.
Cool trailer for a game ill never play (warframe)
I have to go take a shit. Keep the lesbians going on
>>728183778>candy clawsbrings me back
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE anime SLOP
>7 deadly shitsLMAO. Why would anyone want to play this
>>728183925no thats warthunder(its shit)
FINALLY SOME ANIME KINO
MORE GENSHIPSLOP
>>728183202Because all the gays moved to /tv/
>fotm magazineslop just make Kagurabachi already
>>728183742A lot of thing should've honestly, that is an extremely broad category
They are not trying with these anime games anymore.
Cute shota
>>728183925that's warthunder bro
How much longer does this go on?
PS5 exclusive*
Shinji voice actor?
>>728183369>registered losers
>EGSLMAO NO
enjoy your anime slop
When will King Ass Ripper get his own game?
>>728183742They get nominated for it like every other year.
>>728183960Didn't the anime flop and the sequel Manga flop?
>>728183994It's a good game but nobody should get into it now
what are we drinking tonight?
FUCK OFF TIM
Does the Epic Game Store have a cart yet?
>>728183751Nah the schooling system sucks in France and there's this very prevalent culture of mediocrity. Being competent at something is seen as arrogance unless it's sports or music.
>>728183979Seriously. I could actually swear he died this past summer.
>epic adWRAP IT UP
>>728183834how bpd of you. Take your medicine.
>>728184108he's alright
THANKS TIM
>Epiclol just give up
Peak of the show so far was the mods playing the Half-Life sound in the sticky
>>728184183Coffee
It would be really funny if there was an ad for ram sticks.
>EGSImagine having to advertise your winter sale to get customers
>>728182796They should be wearing hijabs to reflect current cultural statistics.
Nice free game huh
>>728184124Ends at 11 EDTEnjoy another hour of this
>>728184148good speaker but a little bit autistic
>EGSAI-generated ad
>>728184228Are you thinking of David Lynch?
>>728184183White Horsealso...>Epic still bribing people with gamesTim is adorable.
>harry p*ttertrans xisters, how could they
>Harry PotterBut I thought that's anathema to trannies
arigato timmysan
>>728184096Never did. Never ever. There's not a single anime game that's been playable or even worth your time
FREE?!
>>728184295>xe thinks this will get epic new customers
Has a single game at this award show made you hype?
CHOCOLATE FROGBACKBLING
>CHOCOLATE FROG BACK BLING
>Free harry potter gameYeah you know what I might as well
>>728183020HAPPYBIRTHDAY NICK
>Hogwarts Legacyummm why would I support that transphobe JK Rowling?
>>728184343couldn't pay me to install harry potter and epic lol
lmao EGS literally died
i fucking just bought hogwarts for my gf for Christmas fuck you epic
UNLOCK HARRY POTTER CHOCOLATE FROG BLING
he does NOT like this one bit
>>728184183Had 3 glasses of bourbon already. I'm already sloshed so i think im done.
HARRY POTTER CHOCOLATE BACK BLING IN FORTNITE
the LORD has FALLEN
>>728184183I only drink beer because I don't make drinking my personality.
oh my god this shit is long
soulslikes counter?
That ad just killed EGS lol
>choclate backbling>house outfitokay I will download fortnite again
>>728184451KotOR 3. New music game from the Audiosurf creator. That's about it.
I thought the orchestra was supposed to play a song from every nominee?
>lords of soulslopchud game pass
ELDEN RING 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>728184295well it crashed the store so maybe it'll work
This generic rollslop game has better art direction than E33 but wont be nominated for any awards
>>728184183For me, it’s Craig
>DUDE GRIMDARK MEDIEVAL SETTING LMAO
TROONS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Say chocolate frog back bling 5 times fast
>Soulslop
Harry Potter then Lords of the Fallen?Chud bros we are so fucking back. Trannies lost
mortal shell 2
>>728184451OntosControl 2Forest 3 sorta
>>728183546>>728183979Same. I know I saw his death announcement. Oh and Randy Travis is still alive even though I read his death announcement 10 yrs ago. I know im not crazy.
I'M TIRED OF SOULSLOP AAAAAA
Souls-like counter: 3
>IT'S A SIIIINWTF KINO
>give away Harry Potter for free>crashes the app so I can't launch BloonsFUCK YOOOOOOU TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM
This music doesn't fit at all. Is it Ghost? lol
>rock in game trailers againgaming is healing
>>728184625that's what she said
Is that a Ghost song?
Nah, fuck terfs.Pass.
nice try i'm not getting fooled by LOTF againi chose it over Lies of P initially. i paid full price at launch for it.
wait.....can you ROLL in this game????
This game looks fucking amazing. The first one was pretty good from what I remember.
>rollslop
zanzibar... forgive me...
>FORGIVE ME
>>728184612>i drink the estrogen bread liquid because I'm a real manok faggot
Lords of the Wrap it up
>Hogwarts Legacy freeOopps Resetera gonna freak!!
>voice whispering wishlist nowlmao
nu-/mu/‘s favorite song in that trailer holy based I love modern /mu/!!!!
>>728184851It's a lot better now after a massive revamp
Lords of the Fallen 2023 was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
>>728184668Who the fuck hyped for woke KotOR from modern devs?
>>728184714Same. I vividly remember the articles and news about his death earlier this year, and I swear I am not losing it or confusing it with someone else...
MARIO KART BABY FUCK SONIC
>>728184787Yeah it's one of Ghost's covers
Somehow all the predictions for the statue are coming true anyway
Nintendo won?! Wow. Unexpected!!!
ROBBED SONIC ROBBED
wtf was that LOTF3 song
>Balls Hurt Gay Theee
SONICSNOYS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the worst mario kart wonlmao
>>728184860am i forgeting?i member it being shit(only played 6 hours)
>>728184449That's the fun part, I don't
>Sonic got snuffed for a 3rd time.Brutal.
>Lords of the Fallen 2>It's actually Lord of the Fallens 2: 2huh?
king cum dump btfo
Still not playing Nogwarts
This shit is so depressing. I feel numb watching my hobby die in realtime.
KCD2 was robbed
Sanic btfo
E33
It's so funny how every time Sonic Racing Crossworlds is announced, the audience goes crazy but the game NEVER wins hahahaha
Kirby's got a lock for this category in 2026 right?
WE DONT MISS E33 BROS
surprised the midnight walk won this, thought normies only vote for shit they heard of
yeah epic game store has crashed completely lmao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
total war bros? do we kill ourselves yet?
>>728184984i tried it again a few months ago, still didn't do too much for me.
E33BROS WE DID IT
KCD BROS WE WERE ROBBED WTF
>>728184974>Liking Ghost after MelioraGrim
Crossworlds lost because it's a fun game instead of a "polished" one kek
Another one for Clair Obscure
>worst mario kart won
these games are barely even rpgs
e33 trannies have overplayed their hand, everyone hates them now
HARRYHARRY WE FUCKED UP
>gacha shit won player's voiceBOTTED
WURTHERING WAVES BROS WE DID IT
thats so fucking bs
dispatch bros they hate us
what the fuck is wuthering waves?
E33 LOST TO WUWAJEETSBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKING WUWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Sonickeks cucked>Avowed cucked>Silksong AND E33 cucked on the actual fan voteHoly kino?
CHINA NUMBAH WONNNNN
>>728184956whos this whore?
>Wurtherings wavesNot like that slop deserves any better, but lmao
>GACHASHIT BOTTED AGAIN
>Chink bots
Native Londoner
>Indian Returnal
>Chinese crap wins players voiceLmao
did they give free primogems or whatever they use in wuwa for voting?
SAAAAAAAAAAAR
i love the french accent. it should be the default english accent.also wuthering waves win LMfAO
>wuthering waveswat?
Time is running out for Half Life 3 annoucement
GATCHASLOP WON PLAYERS CHOICE LMAO
>wuthering waveslmao
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GENSHARTS?
>>728185406Combination of bots and autistic chinese.
WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A LIFT
Fuck KCD
>>728183539It got the Award for the Gayest Fag
NO NO NO NO NO SILSON SISTERS
>>728185406there are 10 million bugpeople for every person
the fuck is a wuthering?
saaros
THE BOT AWARD IS WON BY WUTHERING WAVES
SAARS
vavra didnt even win rpg
Honestly pisses me off that Saros will be good but /v/ will make discussion about it literally impossible. I'm White btw.
gacha vermin are not real gamers but everyone already knew that.
>>728185406Yeah but its not e33... a win in my book
who voted for wuthering heights
WUTHERGODSWE ARE THE TRUE GOTY
Jeet off
wuwajeets botted for their 10pull lmao
>>728185483Genshin Impact clone
I remember this guy from iZombie. The lady in that show was hot.
E33 OHNONONONO
SAAROS
>gachashit wonnuke china already ffs
>>728185591Probably had some in-game reward for voting
>>728185485can't bot the game award polls like you can the golden joystiq ones
>chinks rigged the player's choice vote
>no Elden Ring 2>no Total War 40k>no Half Life 3
>>728185324isnt crossworlds dead? like less than 2k people playing it lmao
>chinks and browns used bots to get their gacha game to win Wow shocking
good morning
>>728185483gachaslop #34563634
>Wuthering wavesI've never even heard of this trash, it's some F2P garbage and you're telling me people voted for that shit over silksong?what a fucking joke.
>story trailer
>>728185694Seriously, what even is WW?
>pajeet self-motivation hourcall me when its over
Silksong got so robbed...
>>728185726or GoY...lol
wurthering waves
I fucking hate jeets
Tencent is known for botting. Getting kinda desperate with how shit Wuwa is
WuWafags can collect their in game reward kek
E33 won all the corpo awards but wuwon the player vote awardDoes this mean e33 hype is manufactured?
>>728185732Me
>Werthering Waveslmao, fuck gachatroons
Why is China even allowed to vote? Are they gonna go to labor camps for doing that?
why does returnal need a sequel
>>728185568>>728185575>>728185691>>728185708>>728185797Fuck off already holy shit
SAR DO NOT REDEEM SAR
A show which truly was all about the love of video games would celebrate the people who actually MAKE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES instead of a bunch of dipshit celebrities who clearly view the audience as rubes
>>728185324Crossworlds lost because no-one wants more live service dogshit and the courses are a major downgrade from previous Sonic-Sega Allstars gamesI tried the open network test and holy shit not a single track stood out as memorable and the cross world mid-stages were intermission tier bad
>>728185715HAHAHA BEST THING EVER.
There hasn't been any first person shooters huh?
>>728185854What 5 free pulls do to a man...
>>728185717i am white saarbuy the game saarindia model minority redeem h1b1 basterd
Why does he pronounce "Werthering"?
TLOU try-harding at being a movie has done irreparable damage
just been watching the same trailer beer and over again all night fucking hell
>>728185732Any L for e33 is a win for gamers.
>>728185838Most people played it on consoles
They really fucked up naming it that.
>>728185647who is this mc-obsessed straight only anti-yuri cumdump?
>>728186034gachaslop faggots need to kill themselves
HOUSEMARQUE LUDO INBOUNDHOUSEMARQUE LUDO INBOUNDHOUSEMARQUE LUDO INBOUNDHOUSEMARQUE LUDO INBOUNDHOUSEMARQUE LUDO INBOUND
>>728186034Both are manufactured.
Fuck E33 Troons
MOVE WHEN READY >>728186186>>728186186>>728186186>>728186186
>>728183525200k concurrent players on steam alone
>saaroslol>>728186078curse vishnu
>>728184986Looks like theyve outgrown being just a shameless from soft ripoff to making genuine kino.
SAAAAARR!!!!
I don't think it's botted, moreso just that gachaniggers are the only ones who care enough to go out of their way to vote for this dog and pony showI mean, did YOU vote? I know I sure as fuck didn't
>>728186038*coughs*
new thread?
>>728186124Doom got one
>>728186116hes gonna cry about it for the next year
>I made this stuff that was good 20 years ago please please please buy my shit game todaysigh
Maelle actress is so cute
>>728186452this is how everything is nowadays
that was such an ackward walk lol
>Dan Hauserwho?
>>728186324It's just the power of the chink insectoid hivemind, CHINA #1
oh looks it's the one award that e33 actually deserves
I refuse to believe this game is that good, it looks stupid. Not gonna play it, sorry.
Jeff might as well jerk them off on stage
>>728186914No one cares deal with it
>husband mentioned>only the french are actual real non-golem peoplegrim
>>728187047Show some respect for Miss Piggy
>>728186914I tried it out and got a little past the tutorial. Combat felt shit so I just tapped out. I don't get it.
Nice legs
Get off the fucking stage. You already had 5 speeches, keep it short
There's no way this game is legitimately getting all these awards. Nobody has played this shit. I have never met a single person who bought or talked about it. How connected to Israel is the developer of this shit?
>>728187457Seethe harder
>>728187249shes literally asian, blind fuck
>>728187457lol if i were them I'd be like "Ok we ran out of speeches. thank you."
Sydnee's shoulders have been the real stars of the show.
>>728187584I have to get up at 6 tomorrow fuck them play the fucking music
>>728187047Except my main man Miss Piggy
