>Best music>Best literature>Best film>Best art>Best architecture>Best language>Best nuclear reactors>Best aviation>Best women>Best food>Best wine>Best carsAnd finally, best video games. How did they do it? How do they manage to become the saviours of sovereignEVROPEAN cvlture from the American menace?
>>728211876I want to make out with a French faggot to congratulate them.
>>728211876mon dieu
>>728211876You forgot aboutLinux Mint, best linux distributing n.
france is a muslim country and not western
>>728211876im going to have sex with this brown girl brb
Win your country back nigger
>>728211876Oui!
>>728211876We usually hate French but for this once we're happy you beat the ameritards.
>>728212976cope, france won
They have the best BBCs too
Reminder we don't think about you subhumans at all.
>>728211876every time i meet someone 'french' online they turn out to be ethnically bulgarian or nafri lmao. i wonder how many actual french people exist
>>728213746Too bad about still being a third worlder and all that.
>>728211876Haha that's funnyMuslims are still raping your country and people to death though
>>728211876The French and their culture are as responsible for woke as Amerimutts
GOD
>>728214372Cute gals, would pump to them.
>>728212976Baise ta mère la pute ouais ouais ouais.>>728211876100% de rosbifs en pure seum de la supériorité créative de notre pays et ce depuis 1 millénaire et demi franchement j'en ai marre qu'on soit aussi bon.Achetez des traditions, buvez du vin de bordeaux, dégustez un brie de maux et savourez cette victoire de la France mes très chers amis.If jannies delete my post, a baguette will be lodge in their asshole tomorrow.
>>728214137>"white" Americans are on average less than 50% European>considers others subhumanyour intellect comes from your brown side
>>728214621I need a French guy to say whatever the fuck they're saying to me but like in a sensual voice
France is satanic
>>728215180maybe but theyre one of the good ones
>>728214372>>728211876My Parisienne French Algerian queen...
>>728211876cute algerine mistress
>>728211876>France won bigly, Anglos seething
Why do """people""" online seethe at France so much? Is it butthurt A*gerians and Amerimutts?
>>728211876>And finally, best video gamesbest video game (singular)
>>728213386faster!
>everyone shows up dressed like this>win so many rewards that basically all of them got a chance to get on stage and speak with the outfits on >announced the GOTY with E33's French titleIt was a genuine cultural mogging and brief moment of soul in a shitty corporate event. I say this as a burger. We are not sending our best.
>>728211876>Best carsEverything is true but this one.Our fucking cars are ass friendo compared to germans and japs, ain't no way you're proud of driving a renault megane.
>>728216908Your rally cars are fucking sick, your production cars are the gayest object a man can own next to a dildo
>>728211876Germans have better musicMutts have better novelsAnglos have better poetryRussians and Swedes have better cinemaI'll give them artItalians have better architectureGermans, Anglos, Russians, [..], Italians and Greeks have better languagesI'll give them reactorsMutts have better aviationSlavs and Asians have better womenItalians have better foodI'll give them wineGermans have better cars
>>728214372I have lost so much to art and doujins of these two fucking each other
>>728217481but you left out one very crucial detailfrench have best games
>>728211876That's an Algerian but I'll let her have it.
>>728217481>Germans have better musiclel>Mutts have better novelslmao>Anglos have better poetryGEG>Swedes have better cinemarofl>Italians have better architectureHAHAHAHA>Germans, Anglos, Russians, [..], Italians and Greeks have better languageskekaroo>Mutts have better aviationL M A O>Slavs and Asians have better womennon>Italians have better foodheh>Germans have better carspffft
>>728217481>Mutts have better novelsStopped reading right there because even if you'd made good points this is so factually wrong it's hilarious, not even the greatest american authors would agree.Nigger, France is responsible for Dumas and Camus, what the fuck americans have written.>Slavs and Asians have better womenTrue but only for japanese girls and certain parts of russia. Liking SEA women makes you a subhuman.
>>728219012what about liking thai ladyboys?
>>728218512Bach, Mozart, Beethoven. Just these 3 alone make Germans untouchable. In fact, I'd also rate Poles (Chopin, Szymanowski, Penderecki), Italians (Monteverdi, Verdi) and Russians (Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, Stravinsky, Shostakovich)Melville, Faulkner, Gaddis, Pinecone, Corncob. I hate mutts, but in novels alone they dominateShakespeare and Milton, nuff saidBergman>>728219012Neither Dumas nor Camus are particularly good. You should've at least named Hugo, Huysmans or Proust
>>728219232And Flaubert, can't believe I forgot about him. But mutts > krauts > frogs when it comes to novels
>>728218512>>Slavs and Asians have better women>nonthis. my woman should cheat on me with black men and french women are the best at it.
BUT WHAT ABOUT PAST ACHIEVEMENT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH?
>>728219232name a single relavant thing germans made after wwiiwait you can't-because the greatest modern philosophers, architects, novelists, artists, movie directors are all frenchKEK
>>728214679my brown side is whiter than your white side Abdul.
>>728219807>name a single relavant thing germans made after wwiiMann's Doctor Faustus and Broch's Death of Virgil. Though agreed that their output dropped massively after WW2
>>728219232>Poles, Italians, and Russian music>bettter than Debussy, Ravel, Machaut, Couperin, Franck, and Messiaen
>>728214679>europeans are better because we are pvre african not 50%
>>728221012Penderecki's Passion is Bach-tier.
>>728211876>>Best musicThat would be the germans historically >>Best literatureThe english>>Best filmThe americans>>Best artThe Italians>>Best architectureThe italians again>>Best languageJapanese (i rated this by putting every language through a tyler perry movie)>>Best nuclear reactorsFor a little while longer, the rest of the world is fine with making them again>>Best aviationAmericans again>>Best womenScandis>>Best foodJapanese>>Best wineItalian for red and hungarian for white>>Best carsJapanese>And finally, best video gamesAmerican again
>>728221167Penderecki is fucking trash aside from his experimental pieces in 50's and 60's.>Penderecki's Passion is Bach-tier.lel, There are pieces by Debussy and Ravel that destroy anything Penderecki made
I want to put a baby in anjou
>>728214137>America is DonOwn goal lmao
>all this French hateKeep sharting your pants amerimutts and Britbongs, France is Europe and Europe is France.Vive la France!
>>728216826Games here in American are exclusively made my women, weak men, and imported pajeets nowadays. No shit we're not sending our best.
>>728215630Interview location: London.
>>728211876>France won biglyA victory against white supremacy
MWAHTHE FRENCH
it's funny how people rate brits and germans so high because they did shitnobodycares about 300 years ago except the french mogged them still back then. now let's look at france's cultural output in the 20th century nobody ever comes close
>>728211876>13% muslim countryayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhttps://www.spectator.co.uk/article/frances-integration-nightmare/
>>728211876I'm not seething since I voted for Clair to win >>728214679Euroscum love niggers, you pansy fags cry racism when hear about Americans being racist.
>>728221770french "people" literally invented negrophilia.
>>728221890ça c'est un homme, chéri
>>728221925Go ask every person in the world if they've ever heard of Camus vs if they've heard of The Beatles and tell me the results.
>>728217481>Russians and Swedes have better cinemaNo
>>728222702Name a single French director who can match up to Tarkovsky and Bergman
>>728211876France literally does nothing but jack off about their old buildings and "muh culture", they haven't done anything relevant in over a century.
>>728222627name (one) single british/german actor that can compete with alain delon
>>728223062Amazing how this old buildings and "muh culture" mogged everything at TGA and keep mogging (You).
>>728223471you also mog every other country in the cuck category. the situation is so grim you had to practically ban paternity tests
>>728223614t. mutt
>>728222845Goddard, Bresson. France shaped entire cinema movements that influenced others
>>728223614French also banned racial statistics. You could tell him his country is 99% nigger and he could do nothing to prove you otherwise lol. Even the bitch in the OP is an imported shitskin.France is a faggot shithole that does nothing but export negrophilia and wine
>>728223916and the biggest cuck award goes to
>>728211876Kindov shitskinny. Fitting for the frogs, yes. Reminder, this is their nuLupin.
reminder that the french got bored of perfecting classical art so they invented modernism and it was kino before it got ruined by amerimutts
>>728223978>Even the bitch in the OP is an imported shitskin.Andou is Japanese you tertiary.
I'm a massive contrarian asshole but i also have a terminal brain parasite that makes me think JRPGs are a good genre.Should i bite my tongue and play clair or is it just more overhyped slop for the masses?
>>728219867>>728221125>>728222302lmao mutts are so easy to agitate, I wonder where they get that from?
>>728224685I'm contrarian even by JRPG standards and I still think E33 is a great game.
>>728211876>best cars
>>728221890She's hot but unfortunately all the stuff she did was garbage.
>>728219012Out of all the authors you could name you named a complete faggot like CamusAt least name a based one like Celine damn
>>728225532Or Rabelais. Fucking Camus, really?
>>728212976Chiale golem
>>728215891Reddit racism and mutts angry at us being independent.
>>728221925The French produced only woke garbage in the 20th century
>>728215630>"Your ancestors did a bad, therefore it's completely okay for me to rape and/or murder your children." - Algerians, probablyWhy are they like this?
>>728211876>France>Best carsThere are things that should never be said, even in jest.
>>728226184“Of course! Of course! Durandin! When your Jewish masters, the next time, order you to give their butt-cracks a goodly lick-and-blow...and to masticate the residuum thoroughly, without getting sick to your stomach, then you will surely be able to discover even more spirited bursts of enthusiasm, if possible, by which to communicate your intoxication... I can hear you from here... ‘But to the French palate, my dear brothers, Jewish shit is a taste without equal! An ineffable nectar! verily! an ascension unto Heaven! Ah! unsavory fellow! Ah! cry poor cockroach! To those who are oblivious to the difference! To those who are holding back! To those who are not mobbing the author! devouring the adorable turd...the exquisite caca of Jewish genius! Yours is nothing but the retarded development of the soul!... The divine guano of the “French twice over”! adopted! It is this which must always be preferred, preciously, devotedly, over any other delight, over any other heavenly abode!’”- Louis-Ferdinand Céline
>be french, inventors of liberté, égalité, fraternité>decide to introduce these concepts to unenlightened outsiders>take control of africa with our grande military might>kindly build them railways, schools and hospitals>liberate the the savages from medieval tyranny and teach them superior culture>treat them equally as long as they accept the priviledge of being french, super tame compared to genocidal brits and germans>even after they break apart aid them economically and with our army>the ungrateful niggers instead of saying thank you decide to kick us out and align with china??? why???
>>728226596the decolonization of africa was, unironically, the worst thing to ever happen to africa
>>728226596>super tame*Laughs in Algerian*
>>728214213I've been to Marseille and to be honest I didn't feel like I was in the first world at all
>>728222302Blake, please explain to the class why you don't have a foreskin anymore
>>728227238Germans decided to start the 20th century by genociding West Africans and proceeded to invade Eastern Europe and slaughter everyone's grandmasWhat did France do that comes anywhere close to this behaviour?
>>728216908I like megane girls tho
>>728211876>have some french ancestry (apparently)>can't learn the language for shit even when my school had french classes
>>728211876>paternity tests are illegal>flooded with browns>Best languageUnironically kill yourself.
bump
>>728211876>wife in brazil>won
>>728221414>>>Best cars >JapaneseLEL sure if you are a fucking NPC.
>>728214137
>>728219232>MozartHe is austrian you dipshit and he did most of his musical training under french composers.>Chopin>PoleChopin is as much of a pole as he is french and the place where he chose to die was France.>Russians composersThe biggest hacks in history lmao, "let's abandon tonality because we seethe about centuries old music theory standard">ShakespearMolière will forever and EVER mog shakespear to oblivion. If Napoleon wasn't betrayed by faggot prussians leading to the fall of the french empire the whole world would have never heard of shakespear and Molière would have been taught in schools all over the world instead.
>>728229510the correct answer is italian cars btw
>>728229610nah
>>728212976Correct.
I am addicted to having sex with Anzu
>>728211876>>Best womenarent french women infamously slutty and very likely to try to make you raise another man's child due to their feminist paternity laws. i imagine most men are very lonely in france if they want an actual relationship or family.
>>728221770>France is Europe and Europe is France.Delusional. Without Germany, EU is finished!
>>728229785it looks good if you like boring on four wheels
>>728229957Nah, it is more fun to drive than all nip NPC cars and won many awards. Cope.
>>728211876>And finally, best video gamesMaking one good video game doesn't mean that you have the best video games, period. You can claim that when you make many good games in a row
>>728229886That's true, but just shag and leave right away.
>>728211876SEX ANDOUSEX ANDOUSEX ANDOUSEX ANDOUSEX ANDOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NOOOO HOW COULD YOU TEST LE NUKERINOS IN ZE MIDDLE OF ZE SAHARA DESERT, TORTURE TERRORISTS AND IMBREGNATE OUR WOMEN WITH BWC ZIS IS LITERALLY HITLER!!!
>>728211876>>Best womenyeah if you like the stinky cunts
>>728211876I would argue that Japan and the US still have a better historical backlog of games than France. Making a couple of good games doesnt make you the best.
>>728230527Having the best bbcs does though
>>728230813Obsessed
>>728211876Italy has better shit in most of those categories.
>>728211876>frenchNah
>France is satanic
>>728231805name a single italian mathematician or scientist from the 20th century. and no, "italo"- americans don't count
>>728229540GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
isn't andou corsican? Why are people saying she's algerian? i'm tired of the french blonde from normandy tropeanyway, glad to see the french can still cook and hope ubisoft burns
/guplg/ sucks now
>>728232282i've seen plenty of spaniards that look borderline arab but never saw a brown frenchman
>>728226184>>728226383Yeah, at least in literature, the French have some top shelf chud stuff. Bernanos, Claudel, Céline, Rebatet, Montherlant, La Rochelle, Houellebecq...
>>728219232I know Corncob is McCarthy but who’s Pinecone?
>>728211876>Worst tanks
France won BIG!
>>728232839Thomas Pynchon.
>>728211876When will they get their own [GOOD] game?
Nineteenth century French novelists and poets have more immediacy to the lives of dispossessed modern men than do the likes of Shakespeare and Dante (although it goes without saying that the latter two are practically immortal and will still be read for a long, long time). Name a poet who’s more gangster nigger king shit than Baudelaire.
>>728212976I went to France and it was white as fuck. Meanwhile I went to Texas and it was filled with beaners
>>728233414>than do the likes of Shakespeare and DanteBecause those were nobility, of course they never cared about your average peasant problems. Also it's a totally different era from the 19th century.
Nationalism is only based when it's cute girls larping as their country
>>728232036Enrico Fermi.
Why did she do it??
i went to paris expecting a third world shithole full of browns after reading posts on 4cuck but when i went there all i saw was a decent first world country with a few brown people here and there why you guys love to lie so much?>>728233725she was supposed to be french?
>>728234437>place of birth/Paris.Normandy
>>728234431reminder that if france mobilised and invaded germany right after the invasion of poland allies would have steamrolled and the nazis would be considered nothing more than laughingstock
BBC rules France. Arabs, Algerians, and of course whites and Indians in France can't get any pussy or bussy, BBC is the only god in France, BBC hardcore sex is the only art in France.
Exquisite baitBest French videogame is Wargame Red dragon btw, not E33
>>728234594Just like how Pakis rule the UK
>>728233849Shakespeare wasn't a noble. I think Dante was apart of the petty nobility at most, but he had little education in Greek and understood works such as the Illiad through secondary summaries by Latin writers. The Comedy also uses an Italian dialect that would've been understood by peasants at the time.
>>7282344374chan is out of touch with reality. The French were actually a lot nicer than I expected as well
>>728235069the brown and black people didn't seem that bad either, i was expecting gypsy gangs
>>728235016its always interesting that americans can handwaved anything in euorpe as LE HECKIN NOBLES meanwhile the founders were wealthy land ownersin fact land IS status in america
>>728235426>the brown and black people didn't seem that bad eitherThis is how I know you're lying.
>>728235426I mean they're still around if you ever see people with those bumass petitions. Lyon was an incredibly nice place though imo
Where in France should one go if you want to see the least amount of browns and blacks?
>best language, films, novelslmao, nobody speaks french you faggots, except like a random island in the atlantic ocean and some landlocked african country the size of kansas city, ergo your films and novels lose by default on the grand stage. sorry but english is the global lingua franca and so if it ain't english, it simply doesn't qualify and nobody cares or will ever know about it. this french nigga actually said "moliere", a literal who, in the same sentence as goatspear. just fking lolnotice how he said best cars last, you just know this nigga was racking his brain/grasping at straws at this point
>nigga nigga nigga niggaAnd people say France is negrified kek
Outside the USA, France has the best black population in the northern hemisphere.All the recent victories for France show that miscegenation is the way.
>>728235981american website american internetamerican worldseethe europoor
>>728235069I think the "French are rudes" stereotype comes from tourist trying to speak french and not being able to make themselves understood, it makes them feel stressed and put on the spot, which they attribute to the french people.Historically France is pretty poor when it comes to teaching another language to their children, it's only getting a bit better these days because the english culture is so common. And french itself is a difficult language to speak so often tourists who try to jibber something in french are unable to be understood.
>>728235981you're literally having this debate in english, french faggot. you had to learn english to communicate with me, yet none of us bothered to learn your gay language. you lose by default because of this humiliating fact LMAO
>>728235823>lingua francaNot helping your case very much is it
>>728236068ong fr no cap finna 67 muh nigga
>>728236071>I think the "French are rudes" stereotypeThat stereotype only was applied to Parisians which the rest of French people also hate, anyway
>>728211876kek even the image you chose is a muslim lmao, have fun rooting for 11 "french" niggers in the world cup next year lmao
>>728236208I wonder if French people hold other cities with the same scorn as they do with Paris.
Do frog and anglo niggers still think anyone cares about their petty forced rivalry? Its not the 19th century anymore. The worlds moved on and Western europe is barely relevant.
>>728211876you faggots still have ubisoft
>>728236347No she's not she's Japanese
>>728236394literally every one of you third world pieces of shit is obsessed with Arsenal or Paris St Germain or whatever soccer team, your whole lives revolve around the West being better than you
>>728236534Im from.the States bitch. Yuropoos are our lapdogs.
>>728236534>obsessed with ArsenalFor me is Chelsea
>>728236386No, Paris is the only city that is widely not liked because they have a reputation of being bobos (bourgeois). Other cities with a reputation of being unsafes and/or uglies are pitied insteadLike you would have a vague dislike of a parisian on regional patriotism alone, but if someone told you they came from Marseille (south of France), you'd just wonder why they stay in this druglord hellhole
>>728236723we count as the West you idiot
>>728236775TOTAL LVONSWEEP
>>728233658I went to France and it was full of arrogant French peopleIf I wanted that shit I'd go to Quebec or something
>>728236889>I'd go to QuebecThose are just larpers
>>728236775Is there a single country that likes its capital? I feel like the countryside and non-capital cities hating the capital is practically the rule.
>>728211876Why is she BROWN!?
>>728236071I speak terrible high school french which got me around in public places but they were pretty nice about it honestly if I asked if english was okay. And this wasn't just in the service industry either, I was chatting with random people in bars
>>728236787I specifically said western Europe in my post you illiterate tard.
>>728237261>Is there a single country that likes its capital?Usually when the capital is relatively new and artificial is when people don't hate on it, like in Brazil.
>>728234437You obviously never went to chatelet after 7PM nor did you take the RER
>>728237905He never went to France.
>>728226347The inability to think past cycles of violence. He thinks his descendants won't suffer from his current actions.
>>728212976You can talk, look at the state of america right now. How's texas doing with its white minority again?
>>728226347Izzat theory aka Honor culture.
>>728214137Considering the sheer salt you guys spew towards other countries I find that a bit questionable.
Perfectly molded to you know what.I'm also referring to Big British Cock and Big Brazilian Cock. Even Frenchmen submit to them.
>>728238412>but what about americanot beating the third world allegations tyrone
>>728218074>>728215568She is a tanned Japanese
>>728238538>American projecting againYou don't even know what's going on in your own country and that's hilarious.
>>728238664>b-but americathird world mentality in a third world country
>>728232282In-universe she is Japanese, just tanned.The meta-context of her skin colour, mannerism and name are a reference to the character Andrew from the Movie ,,Rose of Versailles".
>>728226596>treat them equallylol, lmao evenc'mon now
>>728221925>Some shitty pedo philosophers that peddled watered down Heidegger and Nietzsche and some degenerate art films about nihilistic depressed gooners.Lol
>>728238664Every French person I know is a major Brown Dick addict.
>>728224073There is no way that chinks don't care about getting cheated, have you seen their waifu fags?
>>728234437>she was supposed to be french?she's a massive weeaboo, of course she was
>>728239085Those aren't the people getting married.
>>728234592No, they couldn't. Their army outnumbered the undermanned and underequipped German garrisons in Ssarland tenfold, yet were utterly BTFO'd and had to retreat. And again, these were poorly defended positions, even if they fully commited and pushed the Germans back, eventually they'd have to assault the Siegfried Linie which was guarded by 30 Divisions. Poland was already defeated in 2 weeks, it's air force and navy fully destroyed and the army on the retreat. The Germans could have easily withdraw multiple divisions to reinforce the Western Front and the only cost would have been the Soviets gaining a little more territory of Poland than it did in otl.
>>728227238how about you laugh back in your shithole of a country you ungrateful twat?
>>728236394we do it for the fun of it, just like with the germans I know.A brit friend like to throw Agincourt a lot when we throw shit at each other and I remind him that a 18 yo girl kicked their ass. It's tradition at this point, when he visit we drink until blackout, when I visit him we drink until blackout, simple as.
>>728221816Netflix writer room syndrome, some dykes and kikes, one or two token millenial white guys who behave like (((allies))) and some browns with the mandatory pic related. Sadly it isn't gonna get better, especially as long as you stay corporate. E33 was able to do what they did because they left big corporate or else they would've been forced to make Maelle a Yasuke tier black lesbian.
>>728236394Talking shit about historical things with neighboring nations is just how euros say hello to each other. Americans wouldn't know, their country is basically an infant by euro standards lmao
>>728239726>Americans wouldn't knowAmericans don't give a fuck about their neighbors, they have inter-state rivalries, instead.
>>728211876
>>728229540lmao
TOTAL FRENCH CULTURE VICTORY
>>728241519>this was 11 years ago
>>728239308Maybe france shouldn't have invaded that shithole
>>728242092It was the popular thing to do. Everyone wanted a piece of that sweet african land
>>728224150Post some example of french kino modernism then.
>>728242092maybe you should have been slaving fuckwits camelfuckers
French ARE Anglos
>>728212976yep every euro knows that the french and english are slaves of the brown hordes since 2015, germany too.