>game is fun with friends and devs encourage you to make friends during your play>no friends and too socially stunted to foster a relationship with new ones
okay
>>728316753This cartoon is written by Anthony Burch btw
>tfw your two best friends r DEAD!!!
>>728316753I know this all too well
>>728316753Adventure time as good before it started doing all those faggy story arcs.
>>728316753>"friendless">watches normalgod timex to doubt
>>728316895thats bullshit but i believe it
>>728317692
>>728316895The cuck ximself?
>>728316895It's written by sex-having normalfags.
>>728316753>Take funny adventure cartoon that spices things a little with some brief stints into dark or unexpected territory.>Turn it into some faggotry woman melodrama.the first few seasons were so good, man
The Mike Inel adventure time game is fun, you guys should give it a try!
>>728317882
Why would anyone in their rational mind think people would want to follow a protagonist whos an emotionally crippled, frumpy, obese womanchild who fails at life?
>>728318653yet they have their audience. what a world.
>>728316753This show is what /pol/tards think every new cartoon is. It's a genuine humiliation ritual. This is by far the most troon-coded series since Steven Universe.
>>728318317I thought it sucked desu. The combat isn't very good and there's far too much of it and not nearly enough nudity/sex.
>>728316753PLAY WITH PUBBIESDOITDOITDOITDOIT
>>728318653I think watching car crashes in slow motion is pretty fun
>>728322293This but regular speed
>>728318653Could someone explain wth happened? I will never watch this trash but people keep fucking spamming it.
>>728322667>he doesn't do the cooking by the book
>>728316753>speak with people >money stolenskill issue from the dev part
>>728322667Fionna and Cake is about an alternate universe Finn who lives in the real world. She lives in a crummy, unkempt apartment, has relationship issues, mopes and cries all the time, has douchebag friends, sleeps with guys but finds no emotional fulfillment in it, is fat and can't hold a job.
>>728322816hot
>>728316753In helldivers they just released a whole warbond to make bug soloing more manageable so I couldn't be more glad.I hate randos. I don't want to interact with them, but I like the physics of helldivers 2 too much to stop playing.
>haven't had friends since 2009
>>728316753>boot up xcom 2 cause fuck yeah xcom>make my guy fuck yeah>make guy for ex best friend of over decade who dosn't hang with me anymore>make guy for that one dude I hung out with when I was playing that one game for a few months>make guy for.......>I've run out of people before even getting a starter squad together>uninstall xcomI miss the days I could play customisable squad based games
>>728322816>is fat
>>728322816Wow she's literally me
>>728316753I've been sitting on a message inviting me to a squadron in Elite Dangerous since I colonized a system in a random place that has a faction they're aligned with. I've been wanting to play with others but even with a direct invite I'm still too much of a sperg to do it.
>>728322816So this second season will end where she steals Huntress wizard (female) and then Finn dies leading to that distantlands episode.
>>728323610Yeah man this is fat. Sure as fuck ain't skinny.
>>728324040That's practically healthy by American standards.
>>728322816what does this have to do with adventure time
>>728324121it was originally a magic world in the mind of a greater being but something happened that killed the magic, thus devolving the world into the mundane
Unrealistic, she should be a single mom with a mixed race baby
>>728324171this just sounds like a takeover of the IP
>>728316895>>728318653>>728322816Don't care. I need to eat out this bitch's fat white ass all day, every day.She will be the Inan'na to a new race of bronze children when I'm done with her.
>>728324040you're delusional
>>728324329and you've lowered your standards clearlyhave you ever met a woman lighter than 150lbs
>>728324464I don't approach women under that.
>>728324040 Considering this is meant to be an alternate relatity fin, who is frequently drawn as a noodle.Yeah its fat.
>>728316753they really turned up the gay for this season and that's saying something. very grim. i couldn't get past it.
>>728324267>wanting used goods that doesn't even have the common courtesy to clean up their own home
>>728324464that's well and clearly under that weighti don't think you know what you're talking about
>2010's era children's cartoons that turned into ship drama girldrama millenial writing We have shit like Hazbin Hotel for the internet zoomers today lil bro. Leave this shit in the past
>>728324708You'd be surprised how standards go out the window for dudes if it's a white chick.
>>728324647They need to turn up the number of times Fionna randomly takes off her clothing.>>728324708Only virgins who haven't had sex with more than 1 woman cares about this.
>>728322667A majority of the second season of Fionna and Cake has been wasted on a horrible sub-plot about setting up a fundraiser to buy back a plot of land where Fionna's friends decided to make a "shop" and got kicked out of because they didn't own it. This sub-plot mostly involves Fionna lusting after her terribly boring ex boyfriend who is a super popular DJ that can easily bring in the funding. She becomes great friends with her ex's current girlfriend during this. During the main plot, Fionna winds up assisting in a cosmic crime and gets whisked out of reality and taken to cosmic trial mere hours before the fundraiser begins. Her friends bust their asses off getting the fundraiser rolling while the main planner (Fionna) is out of commission. Fionna pulls some bullshit and the trial gets put on hold, returning her to reality. By this time, the fundraiser has already happened and is a great success. She then pulls an insane sequence of woman moments:First, she makes out with her ex (this was instigated by him and not entirely her fault) and gets caught by his girlfriend (who was also established as her friend literally last episode), ruining two relationships at once. She then runs out crying and sprains her leg, limping through the streets. The hyperjew of the city offers her a well-paying soulless job and she refuses it. Crying even harder, she finds herself outside the plot of land they were trying to save the entire time. She then goes on a tangent about how she busted her ass off for their dreams and they wound up not even needing her and hops onto a nearby unattended bulldozer to run some shit over in a fit of anger. She loses control of it and it crashes onto the main "shop", ruining literally everything.
>>728316895>>728317882no wonder it sucks so fucking hard.>>728318653shippers and california women
>>728322816You explained exactly why it works for the Tumblr audience.
>>728318653chubby girlfailures are hot, simple as
>>728324121>Burgers?
>>728316895No it's not his sister just voices a character
>>728325187member when this shit was about a kid and his magic dog going on wacky adventures?
woman moment after woman momentfucking incredible. wtf are they doing
>>728325187>She then pulls an insane sequence of woman momentsit's crazy how often this happens with games/shows/movies/books nowadays
>>728316753name 10 games
>>728325620Yeah S1 & 2 are rewatchable.
>>728323030In what world is python commandos good for bugs?>Minigunmeme weapon, Stalwart better>Chainsawdouble meme, not viable outside joke builds>ArmorMore useful on bots, what even ragdolls you on bugs?>One-twoIt's fine for closing bug holes, alright, I'll grant this one?
>>728325620When it had different writers, and people weren't given carte blanche through to turn every piece of media into an allegory about their own private misery. Seems like ages ago, now.
>>728325427Girlfailures are cute.
>>728317476I liked it when it had funny and silly one-off episodes.
>>728325817You forgot my homie the Hot DogWe commit war crimes together with my big DICKLE and salamander armor
>>728325187what kind of self insert life story is this
>>728316895Funny how Borderlands has been dog shit since he was writing it.
>>728325187>hops onto a nearby unattended bulldozer to run some shit over in a fit of angerwait wait wait, she enacts the Killdozer? huh?
>>728325187Women ruin everything, i like the message of this show, but do zoomers even understand ex drama since nobody under 25 is gettin laid anymore?
>>728316753>girl is a whore>its somehow not her faultgod I hate redditors.
why do people keep pretending theyre nostalgic for children's fantasyslop built to be nothing more than a ploy to sell toys? is it just jaded millennials throwing a tantrum about how they aren't being pandered to anymore? I understand the argument for pre-act 5 homestuck but were seasons 1 and 2 of adventure time REALLY that special?
>>728326017since he stopped writing it* lemme fix my fuck up. Even he didnt write in a whole fuckin mandatory quest about hooking two male octogenarians up to fuck>>728326125yes they were you fucking buffoon, one of the very few examples of actual decent writing without pandering to minorities or fragile ego white dudes
bronwyn sexhuntress sex
>>728326234>it's good because dude trust me bro>boot up watchcartoononline>press play on the first episode>it's farts and butt jokes the showso, no argument?
>>728326018The land they were trying to keep for themselves was gonna get bulldozed and they stopped it on the day of by offering to buy it. The bulldozers were left there because there wasn't really much of a chance they were gonna make that money. She only runs over some of the decoration and shit on the land, not really Killdozer material.
>>728326125To be honest no not really, but I still find the tonal shift the series went through over the years equal parts fascinating and bizarre. You can pinpoint the exact moment the writing staff got hijacked by mentally ill women.
>>728326321honestly the first half of season 1 was insufferable and i dont want to be told otherwise
>>728326384wow that really is a woman moment>what if i ruined everything... for no reason... because i was the one who made the mistake in the first place...?
>>728325952Alright I can see how it would be decent on bugs, I don't think that passes for a "whole solo-focused warbond" but I get the excitement. I'd probably be fucking losing it if they released an exosuit warbond.
it is genuinely sad how awful modern cartoons (western) are.
>>728325729>don't hire men writers unless they're tranny, gay, or part of the special group>all these shit
>>728326870I don't get how all these hack writers keep their jobs when all they ever do is make a script about their boring self-insert reenacting whatever trivial first world problems that happened to them recently. All these shows are the same dogshit and I can't imagine any of them are that popular, with many shown to be objective failures. I guess it's all nepotism.
>>728327497>I don't get how all these hack writers keep their jobsNepotism, HR being SJW, DEI, not hiring actual men, etc.
>>728327497how do they even fund this shit when almost no one watches it?
>>728328075Government give them fund. The main point of USAid
>>728324708Why not just lust over OG Fionna who isnt a bum? Surely theres a regular universe Fionna out there.
It's all his fault. He couldn't end the series early on and instead left it to his tumblrtard employees who are now churning out shit like this.
>>728325817>minigun>meme weaponHave you ACTUALLY tried it against bugs?They can't do ANYTHING against you as long as you keep firing, and if you just bring a turret they can't even get within the range to attack you at all. You just have to take care of bile titans and chargers and that's it. But that was already alright.>Stalwart betterStalwart is better for little bugs but the moment you find a single palisade of hiveguards you're done unless you pull out something better and by that point they already stopped you from doing crowd control.With the minigun you just m1 until everything is dead. Nothing stands up to you unless bugs that are specifically designed to be killed with antitank.You're also not mentioning the fire rover at all which is quite literally the BEST crowd control rover in the entire game.The armor is a meme and the one-two is pitiful, peak physique is better for the minigun.
I don't give a fuck about Fiona, what I'm mad about is that they're STILL finding ways to shit on Finn. Surely there can't be THAT many more ways to make this fucking guy's life the most miserable thing imaginable, can there?
