Why am I supposed to hate Shadowheart, again?
>>728324682You're not though?
She's not a 2D slanteye
>>728324682Because if you do the threesome she cucks you with Halsin. If you kill Halsin, she still remembers him fondly for absolutely no reason. She is a cuckoldress and Halsin is the lead from Larian's self insert. It is a sick joke.
>>728324790fpbp
>>728324682I like karlach more
>>728324682I love you Miss Shadow!
im a laezel fag
>>728325082same even if she's reddit big wife good life
>>728325082>>728325249she looks sub af
good tier>frog, vampire, drowshit tier>shart, karlachboring tier>gale, wyll
>>728325010>do devil's threeway>surprised woman likes sex with the other manOkay Anthony Burch
>>728325342no she's dom get the FUCK out
>>728324682Because no matter what you do, Halsin will always be her one true love.
Someone post Shadowhearts pubes, thank you
>>728325010>if you do the threesome>threesome>cuckKill yourself.
>>728325470>Posted it again awardDo Americucks really?
>>728325249Do you think she has thermal ports on her huge cock?
>>728325727I'm sorry the truth must hurt for you. And with no evidence against my argument to be found.
>Never had her talk about Halsin, have sex with Halsin, or even interact with Halsin in my run>The only person she mentions that she's attracted to is KarlachI literally wouldn't know the whole cuck thing if not for /v/. Maybe you just give off cuck energy?
>>728325884Be honest was Halsin actually in your party or did you just skip him and make this post?
>>728326005I recruited him, I never had him in my party. He really wanted to fuck my character but not Shadowheart
+1
>>728326112Really? What was your characters gender maybe that could be a factor?
>another playthrough of bg3>try to use members other than shart, frog, and vamp>always go back to shart, frog, and vampwhy is that?still never finished act 3
>>728325342shes vanilla
>>728326226Woman, I was playing co-op with a friend of mine, that could also be it.
>>728325742her meatpads are like a toaster
>>728324682she literally has pussy hair
>>728324682>ugly>disgusting moralfag>bitchy >ntr bait trash
>>728324682no jiggle physics
I want to impregnate Mizora
>>728326485Okay, would help if there were lurkers on here to confirm and contrast gender experiences.
>>728326684lmao she ALSO has pussy hair you fucking retard
>>728326226>>728326485He also does it if you're male. A lot of his lines are romantic triggers.
>>728326474if you didn't make your human character normal sized with karlach you didn't do it properly
>>728324682>cuckshit romance characterI mean this website is unironically filled with cucks so I certainly get the appeal
>>728325864You're funny, I'll give you that. I'm tired of this same argument being rehashed every thread though, frankly. But the images of the smirking bear are funny. >>728326474>tfw you put your BWC in Karlach's fiery hot pussy>>728326684>tfw Mizora uses your cum as ink to write the contract damning you to eternal servitude to her demonic pussy
>>728326474she fingers your butt if you're male
>>728326762not my ss but i played normal body wood elf and my tiny ass climbing ontop of karlach was the first time i ejaculated hands free
>>728326739I'll make her shave
What makes it so crazy is that it's only just Shart that does this. Not Minthara, not Laezel, not Karlach, only Shart wants to dick the impotent bearman.
>>728326684>diluting devil bloodlines with human seed
>>728327067that's why you kill him off if you getting with her
Eh, people in relationships are still attracted to other people, and it only happens if you bring up the threesome, insist on it, and bring that specific group for that specific purpose. I always play as a female self insert anyways, so I just eat out Shadowheart while Halsin plows me, or vice versa, and then different variations with the Drow twins
>>728325082>>728325249>>728325342Not my favorite companion, but she is lovable.
>>728327172She'll lament his death always. Probably bring it up in the worst moments like an ex that'll never let go.
>>728327067This stop being crazy when you discover faglsin and shart ae written by the same cuntSo he was having his two dollies smooch in spite of the player
>>728327067You wouldn't believe the amount of women that would go absolutely feral if they had the opprotunity to fuck a bear
>>728326684DEMONA DE SEMONA
>>728324682Her relationship quest is bare bones, you can't even do anything with it outside of the two specific companion quests and frankly, she is cringe.And I don't hate her. She's the only one I bothered romancing. But Sharans are literally retarded for following a God that hates them
>>728324682i dunno, try being a mentally ill contrarian
>>728326684I look like this.
>>728327454L O N D O N
>>728327454Your skin shouldn't be purple-blue, anonYou need to get that looked at by a doctor
Is it true the girls in that game are quirk chunguses?
>>728324682I hate the way this looks, and I find the body-language/expressions unappealing too.This game isn't for me, but if you lot enjoy it, good. Have fun.
>>728326684WHY CAN'T I BE HER WARLOCK? WHY
>>728324682>Shaved armpits
nigger what the fuck happened
>>728327787Why is this game 150GB?
>>728325470Incorrect. This is her one true love.
>>728327831One with a LOT of prerecorded dialogue and options.
>>728327663
>asks you not to have a four-some with the twins>relents if you push it>but adds as condition she gets to pick someone of her choice to be part of the mini-orgyI don't get why people are upset at this, she actively prefers being monogamous and if you're not a deviant it never gets brought up as a possibility
>>728327831It has the largest or second largest video game script of all time and it's fully voice acted in multiple languages. The game is also 100+ hours long per playthrough with countless variables.
>>728327652Only Karlach. She's reddit-incarnate
>>728326684>tfw never turn a demon into submissive slut
>>728327607I need a doctor to look at my dick because it is really big for some raisin. >>728327652Nein.
>>728324682>Play through the entire game>Finish her questline and end the game settling down on a farm in the countryside with a girl that cares about me>Encountered 0 cuck contentI don't know what people are on about, she's basically perfect.
>>728324682Lord of the Rings is medieval fantasyStar Trek is science fantasymodern DnD is lame fantasy. Why does the setting have no unifying theme? It is just a combo of every single idea a group of theatre kids had. I was going to say it is anachronistic for Shadowheart to do finger guns but is it? This setting is so amorphous it probably does have guns.
>>728325470I played the game, saved halsin, and romances shadow heart. She never once even talked about him or looked at him. I learned about the cuck stuff on this board.You have to go out of your way to get cucked, which means that guys are genuinely cucks, otherwise you wouldn't even know about this shit.
>>728327652she's not a quirky chungus, she's just trying to rediscover her sense of humor and rebuild her personality after rejecting Shar she's just awkward about it as expected
>>728328131Did you bring Bearman along with your party?
>>728327924>>728327993it wasn't this big last year.... When it left early access into 1.0 I swear it was like 72 gigs. Don't try to gaslight me.
>>728325160Her face is really cute and her loyalty is also great. Shame her body looks so fucking bad
>>728328159Because The Forgotten Realm's entire purpose is to be a generic fantasy setting for DM's to shape their stories with. If you want a more interesting setting than Baldur's Gate try Planescape Torment or Neverwinter Nights II's Mask of the Betrayer (Base game is uber generic just skip it since you want something interesting).
>>728328276Nah, he had shit to do in the nightmare woodland area and I didn't really need a gay druid, since I already had a gay magician, a gay vampire, and a healer in my party.
>>728327607Probably just too much silver
>>728324682
>>728328385It was always 120 GB+. More now that they added more content.
>>728328445the base game has it's moments, the trial is great and the 2 Jerros are well written
>>728328521That gay druid would rock her world if he was with you and just because you keep her from him doesn't mean she doesn't dream about someone like him.
>>728324682BG3 characters are all ugly. Anyone who says otherwise was born without eyes.
>>728328558I enjoy it for the fact that the devs clearly were working within the mindset of a DM working with the setting. I just said skip because the guy asking clearly wants something with strong zest. Sand is also a favorite for me I wish he was in more.
>>728327831uncompressed everything with ZERO optimisation of any part of the game. enjoy your memory leaks that eat up infinity ram if you dare play for more than an hour at a time.
>>728328667Fuck off and out of here, eyefag
>>728328642Nah, my character had more strength and charisma, and had his shirt off more often.I know how women work, every girl's weak to the dumbass macho man gay barbarian.
>>728328762bit of a shame that they cut his and Qara's interactions (and most of Qara's more interesting factors) but yes it's very different from MotBSand "is" great, do like Khelgar too, total bro if you knock some sense into him
>>728327993I've always wondered, since I know that dialog and text take up a lot of space, is there a way to delete the files that make up other languages and different scripts that other languages use to save space? Like can I have it so I just have EN voices and Latin text files?
>>728325470BASED Halsin's game
>>728324682well you might be a coombrained retard who talks her into a threesome which leads to you getting cucked and therefore seething
>>728325127kek what is the context for that image? full image?
How exactly does the shart romance work? Do I only need to look up some key flags on the wiki or do I have to constantly simp for her? I would prefer if I could be a dick to her most of the time and still get that ass in the end.
>>728329004The worst part is the shit she implies when you do do it. Like she's been wanting him the entire playthrough even when you're starting to develop something together. You never get this shit with Karlach.
>>728324682Because she looks like hila Klein
All of these games are just downgrades of Dragon Age: Origins.Turn-based is an archaic form of gameplay for idiots who don't have the necessary twitch fibers for action combat. Dragon Age: Origins had the best of both worlds with strategy implemented into its action combat.Not to mention the waifus were superior (Morrigan mogs Shadowheart to hell and back) and romancing them was simply there was 0 cuckoldry, and any fagshit entirely separate from het routes.
>>728327246Based
>>728329123That and at least when a past relationship is brought up those bridges have been thoroughly burned. Hang ups are a matter of trauma, not wierd emotional trysts.
>>728328930I think everything is packed into generic .pak files instead of sorted by language and so on.
>>728324682She cucks you and is a whore.
>>728329123dao had the fade tho
>>728324682her being in the gay game called baldur's gayte 3 is reason enough
>>728328642She can't fuck the bear if I fuck the bear first.
Do niggers REALLY suffer through hours of dogshit turn-based combat JUST for some hammy bullshit "fade to black" romance options that don't even really show any of the goods/fucking?What is wrong with (You)?
>>728324682Do I need to play BG1 and 2 to enjoy 3 and how familiar with D&D stuff whether it be systems, classes, locations, enemies, etc. should I be?>Lust provoking image so people won't ignore the post
>>728329123Dao's gameplay was trashCharacters in dao mog bg3 but everything else does not
>>728329484you can just watch porn
>>728329484>dogshit turn-based combatFiltered
Is there a mod for BG3 that turns females into females?So many females suffer from man face
>>728329520>Do I need to play BG1 and 2 to enjoy 3Nah>how familiar with D&D stuff whether it be systems, classes, locations, enemies, etc. should I be?Kinda, but you can easily figure it out when playing.
>>728329484I enjoy turn BASEDSimple as
>>728329123This is simply true. The reason BG3 did so well is because fans were just desperate for something CLOSE to DA:O. God I miss it.
>>728324682Why the long face?
>>728329546DA:O's gameplay is the perfected form of what BG3 regressed to.
>>728330029This
is human paladin oath of vengeance a good choice for the game
>>728329123DA:O beats BG3 by virtue of having a Dwarf party member. Every RPG with a Dwarf beats BG3.
>>728329484anon you could at least look it up before trying to shitpost
>>728330158sure
*mogs every BG3 character*
>>728325249I dumped La'zael for her, but I was becoming annoyed by her toward the end. Then realized she literally is a reddit user with her beliefs and morals.>"Thats heckin evil, if you do that even if it potentially saves more people I'ma fight/leave the party!">Yummie give me more soul coins, if it makes me feel good its not bad!
>>728325884Same here, but I wonder if their interactions are in that inn in act 3. My party was in the homeless gheto the entire act as I never found out how to get the expensive inn area.
>>728330346damn she sucks so bad. She comes off really bipolar too. I can appreciate the writers trying to go in on the "Barbarian" aspect but they fucked up by making her such a happy go lucky character otherwise.
>>728330332Is her bra painted on? lmfao
>>728330564I wonder if they actually based each and every companion off of some archtype of dweller. Like Karlach is a happy go lucky Redditor, Shadowheart is a twitter bitch, Laezelle is a 4chan incel, etc. Like if anyone can correct or add to my theory here that would be much appreciated.
I know people can shit on Shart easily, but isn't every party member thirsting for someone other than the protag?
>>728332425NoMinthara makes it clear she won't share nor she will be shared herself
>>728332570Then we're done here. Why even bother with the other women? Why even pick Karlach or Laezelle?
>>728332570Minthy is the best choice, it's so adamantly clear she's the only ride-or-die bitch out of them.
>>728329123>Dragon Age: Origins.Which is literally a downgrade from Baldur's Gate 2
>>728329520No, there are some subtle hints, but is an entirely self-contained story. Everything you need to know is explain and the rest is self-explanatory. There is a lot of systems though so recommend going in with the assumption youll replay it at least once.
>>728330332>flat hagnah they killed her tits, damn shame
>>728333027Playing BG1 and BG2 make BG3 worse anyway since you can see how Larian raped the lore and characters.
>>728332570>Drow is the monogamous one of the groupwhat the fuck happened in this game's development
>>728333107Isn't that still better though than NwNs Underdark Campaign with a GOOD Drow faction?
>>728332790Pretty sure Lae'zel turns down the threesome too? If you pick a different partner she sleeps with Astarion but if you get to her first then nobody else exists. It's not like shadowheart where she's constantly thirsting after other people in dialogue
>>728324682I haven't played BG3 but i have watched a lot of pornography (not with Shadowheart, just generally) so i assume there's a part 70% into the game that represents the climax of her character arc where she discovers herself by having casual sex with an entire basketball team. not playing a top down clickering kind of game to find out if this is true or not
>>728333107She falls for you HARD, she becomes completely ride or die
>>728325249>>728325342>having the loudest bed breaking sex once you cure her heartburn
>>728325342>>728325249>>728325082total teef deathkek captcha
>>728324682Because she's an elf. One drop rule.
Well I came in wondering what's the deal with Shadowheart and came out fully intending to Romance Minthara now. Thank you /v/ from saving me from getting cucked by some kind of bear hybrid and the Redditor option.
>>728333482Enjoy receiving literally less than 1/4 of what all the other romances get since she only joins your party in Act 3
>>728329021>Being this youngGo back
>>728327449It's funny how mentally ill women are on the internet. From browsing online, you'd think everyone romanced Astarion, but no, he's not even top 3. Probably Gale was fourth, lol.
>>728333550She joins you in the beginning of ACT 2 actually.
>>728333482Minthara doesn't get any content, she's a late additionShe has no personal questBut her romance is ok so go for it if you want, just don't expect muchShe was a wasted opportunity, even if she's a good companion
>>728328642I'm probably corny, but every D&D (or similar) CRPG, I want to have my character be similar in themes to Sarevok. Bloodthirsty tyrant fighter in platemail and with a two-handed sword. Kino. I played both Pathfinder games as such, as well as BG3.
>>728334123You aren't corny, you're a basic bitch npc lol
>>728334123It's a pretty classic archtype. Everyone wanted to be Darth Vader once.
>>728334234I would agree with basic bitch, but too few games have good evil options, because most people don't actually play as evil. It's why BG3 had so much less content for evil choices. WotR was fun in that regard, as playing demon was decently fun.
>>728324682i think act 2 made for a better 'final boss' act than act 3 desu
>>728324682You aren't, Dark Justicars take my willy in the bum
>>728326553>she literally has pussy hairgood
>>728334351Who would have thought that introducing an entire new set of antagonists at the end of the game with barely any buildup was bad?
>>728324682She was gonna be who I romanced if I played this game for more than 2 hours
>>728325010This is schizo tier retarded
what did BG3babies think of the divinity trailer? Are you fags interested in the divinity setting now?
>>728328534What cosplayer is this again?
>>728334980No. I don't even consider myself a crpg fan. I think I just enjoyed bg3 and now I'll go back to waiting for death
>>728324790What outfit is this and where do I get it?
>>728324790>>728324682>this is considered comically ugly in 2025's /v/I mean ears too short but she is literally a fashion model, she does looks retarded with her bangs haircut but everyone looks retarded with bangs
Yup, it's gaming time.
>>728336202>Marcus>EvilI have never met a Marcus that wasn't.
>>728335660That is the most damning thing I've ever read about BG3.
>>728334980yesI like demon and gods stuff and even better without wizards of the coast who are pozzed
>>728336202>Berserker>With the knightly portrait>Two handing>Not dual wieldingngmi
>>728334980is he ok?
>>728329123can you kill everyone you don't like in dragon age?
>>728336684No reason not to play berserker, if you want to do a plate wearing martial. Besides, berserker doesn't mean ungabunga, not necessarily. Two-handed sword is cooler, which is why I'm picking that.
>>728327292nah she's like whatever when you kill him as a bear in the goblin camp
>>728332790minthara is unfair because she was barely a character when everyone played, they patched a lot of her shit in and also made it easier to actually recruit her, most people unironically killed her without knowing she could be a party member
Enough about Shadowheart as a romance option, how does she hold up as a main character?
>>728338558I personally prefer Lightbrain
>>728338718Who?
>>728338718Yeah he carries the plot compared to bearfucker. Would have prefered they cut her and just keep him as the carrier of the almighty D20.
>>728332425Karlach doesn't.
>>728325010>if you willingly let another man fuck your girlfriend, you get cuckedwooooooooow.....
>>728338904That's Minthara and Reddit, what about Laezelle?
>>728327292
>>728339672Every defense of Shart only ends in more damning proof. She is a shit choice. Literally everyone else is better than her as a romance.
>>728324682You aren't. My favorite run was playing as Laezel and romancing Shadowheart
>>728329021its an image of just fucking search the picture dipshit
>>728327067Same writer did both of them is why
There are only two good characters in this entire game, the elf hag and the dumb barbarian with the rat. IF you disagree with me you are not just a retarded cuck but you are a gay retarded cuck faggot.
>>728329282thanks larian for the wonderful video game
for me it's
>>728340782Is that Tim Roth?
This game is just Dragon Age Veilgard by another name, as far as I'm concerned. The same type of reddit Millennial humor, the same anachronisms, the same degenerate fetishism.
>>728324682>very first playthrough on launchday>very first time encountering Waifuheart>game bugs out>makes her completely nude>mfw her cute little landing strip
>>728324682Just from this clip alone I know this game is the most reddit quirk chungus millenialslop imaginable
>>728329123> romancing them was simply there was 0 cuckoldryI may be misremembering but wouldn't Morrigan have a kid with Alistar if you selected the option, or were a woman?I'm not implying it's cheating, but it is cuckoldry/hotwifing
At the risk of sounding like a huge edgelord, how feasible is it to just fucking murder all the companions and play the game solo? I don't think there's a single fucking person in this roster that I like. They all sound obnoxious as fuck.
>>728341008SAAR
>>728340861no
>>728332910>BG2 I went with ViconiaThe fuck did they do to muh girl in 3?
BG3 had a lot of annoying stuff, aside from writing dialog to make Shadowheart into another party member, the real pain is the fucking girlboss lesbian couple
>>728341089you retards need to choose whether it is "indian" to go AWOOGA seeing a mid white woman in a videogame or whether it is indian to be tired of retards that do that.
>>728336037shart has an ugly face and weird-shaped flat ass>>728326801every female love interest in wrpgs is used goods cuckshit
>>728341645>weird-shaped flat assThat is not weird or flat though.
>>728341823sure thing seamus
>>728341475NTA but you're a jeet for communicating entirely in gay buzzwords
>>728341348>the real painthey have like less than 5 minutes of total dialogue, you're just easily triggered. You even have the choice to do awful things to both of them.
>>728341185Blackrock funding happened.You need to install Realms Restored and No Alphabets in order to unwoke the game.
>>728341645>every female love interest in wrpgs is used goods cuckshitRomance in WRPGs is shallow soft-core pornographic wish fullfillment anyways. There isn't a single WRPG romance that feels genuinely heartfelt because custom PCs remove half of the equation.
>>728342386Viconia's eyes are not red.
>>728324682Her vanilla romance was the most boring and realistic piece of romance in the game. I only romanced her once and basically deleted the save file of the run to start anew soon after. Her sex scene was postponed the most and when it happened it just cut to black seconds after my character touched her. Gay and lame. Btw, in my run there was not a single hint at cuckoldry. If not obviously gay /v/ spamming threads about Halsin, id never even find out about that shit.
>>728342430Her eyes turned red after becoming Mother Superior due to increased Shar influence. Also the modded 3D model is sexier than unc portrait so I don't care if it breaks some kind of canon. I don't care if removing negroid elves breaks some gay canon either, I just don't want to see them so I pushed the button to make them go away.
>>728342446Ignorance is bliss. Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it didn't happen.
>>728342602Considering that BG3 is already pretty white, you just seem kinda fragile
>>728342396>Romance in WRPGs is shallow soft-core pornographic wish fullfillment anyways.Cuck porn? Who the fuck else wants their pornographic wish fulfillment done by used goods women who talk about their exes?
>>728324682All of the females act like men except minthara. Wyll and gale act more like women than shart and toad, if they were genderswapped all the characters woupd be better.
>>728342740Who else? Women. The biggest demographic for this shit. Whenever an IP becomes chickefied the first thing they add is love triangles/tension.
>>728342861>>728342740Be honest, neither of you have ever dated anyone.
>>728342729Cool. Don't care. I can do whatever I please with the product I paid for.
>>728342740>Who the fuck else wants their pornographic wish fulfillment done by used goods women who talk about their exes?Me
>>728333772
>>728342923Do you like romantic comedies as a man? Yes or no.
>>728342602I don't care how you mod your shit just don't try to pass it off as true to the old games or old canon or whatever the fuck retarded cope you shitpost about.
>>728342994imagine missing out on kino
>>728343106Okay, you like romcomcs. Good. That means I don't have to give a shit about your opinion. Stay out of the boys clubhouse.
>>728343076The fact that it makes you seethe so hard is a little entertaining, although I couldn't care really what you think. Press button, remove negroid. Go create your own fantasy game if you want to see bix nood so badly. For as long as whites have access to code editors, we will always remove you and fix Blackrock consultant demands in post. Now seethe more.
>>728343183I'm not talking about niggers I'm talking about retards who make mods called shit like "TRUE VICONIA REDUX" and it still comes out looking nothing like the fucking character. You're just larping as an old fan for no reason.
>>728343178>Stay out of the boys clubhouse.no shit anon you can't get laid in there, not that you would know lmfao
>>728342856Yes, just install female Astarion mod and you'll immediately understand why every woman who played this flicked her bean to Astarion.
>>728343264If the fanmade fixes are better than whatever slop the DEI addled company created -> It's canon and I don't care what you think.
>>728343314>female Astarion modwhere, all the ai based gender swaps got pulled from nexus and it's not on basedmods
>>728343398not that anon but how is an orc dei, all the previous games have had orcs and there were orc members of the flaming fists. and it's not like there are real life orc that are trying to get affirmative action lel
>>728343467I think that one was because the pink fabric on the armor.
>>728340553>thinking you can find the sources of cropped images in 2025NTA but come on now
>>728342175Jeet is a buzzword retard, just like "fag" and "troon" when you disagree with someone
>>728343398>turns the orc into a manjaw tranny
>>728343467>Pink hair + troon clothing >Not DEIlmfao pathetic
>>728341645You're gayThat ass is perky and what you call "weird shape" is a relatively common genetic variation of gluteus muscle insertions colloquially called "hip dips" which only women think looks bad and since you're not a woman I diagnose you with the big gay
>>728343404>>728343314no seriously where
>>728343558>t. jeet
>>728343608That's what female half-orcs are, trooned out males.
>>728343767anon do you really let them live inside your head 24/7
>>728343846>NOOO if you spend 2 minutes installing mods that remove degeneracy and diversity quotas it means you are obsessed!>You NEED to subject yourself to the 80 hour campaign where every 10 minutes something gay or yaaas slay blackqueen crap happensHaha, I will not :)
>>728327787>he has one drivelol, LMAO
>>728343768Kek my ex gf had a complex about thatI shit you not she spent 1 hour with me telling her its fine and her rambling on about how its not
>>728343963It's more that you had all these images saved and spend mental energy shitposting about them. Comes across kinda sad and angry
>>728343404I can't recall which exact one I used but I recon it's on RPGHQ, all the "taboo" BG3 mods are hosted there.
>>728325249I keep meaning to try a run and romance her but can never decide on what to play as.
You're supposed to 41% like the stupid tranny you are if you like this game
>>728344039thanks anon
>>728344015>Spend 5 years forcing your diverse garbage onto an audience that never cared about said garbage>Random nerd removes all your destructive bullshit with a few clickslmfao gg no re
>>728344006Sad tranny "lesbian" mental illness kek. It's a shame you fags didn't suicide pact
>>728344006If you google "hip dip" its all pictures of plastic surgery and scam fitness routines to "fix it" which is hilarious from an anatomical point of view like how does that work? you rip the muscle from your bones and hope it reattaches in a new spot? Women fixate on the weirdest shit that men couldnt care less like nails I wonder whats the male equivalent, meaning what do we think matters to women but it doesnt matter at all?
>>728344118You're still a fag for playing this tranny game, don't act like you're any better
I was gooning to asuka in another thread and noticed she has hip dips in this webm
>>728327787Why can't trannies afford a real computer? Do they spend too much on chinese hormones?
>>728344309>I was gooning to asukafaggot
>>728344230>i-i-i-it sucked a-a-anyway!!!!thanks for admitting you didn't enjoy CRPGs anyway and simply wanted to spread your bullshit toxic agenda. We reject your horse shit. Get fucked and take the L.
Don't let the sudden shitposts distract you all from the fact that Shadowheart is a shit romance. In fact the sudden influx only proves they're panicking and trying to smokescreen the truth. They won't stop us.
>>728344174????She was a biological girl
>>728344309>trangelion every tranny fan base really does converge. Fucking trannies
>>728344427Holy shitWhat is this obsession
>Shadowheart sucks because if you force her to have polygamous sex she becomes sluttierInsane take, if you werent degen you would had never experienced this, I played the game two times, romanced shart two times and I havent seen a single line of dialog posted ITTA literal skill issue
>>728324682god this shit is gay
>>728344484>uhhh yikes obsessed!41%
>>728344570This entire thread disproves your point. All anyone has to do is scroll for the right jpg and it's over.
>>728336202Brother you forgot to make your intelligence sufficiently high to dual class to mage
>>728344570What a stupid degenerate tranny game made by california degenerate trannies, imagine liking this digital gomorrah for pervert retards
>/v/oke loves larian because they fulfilled their cuck fetishlmao
Join the 41% you will swing or you will eat a bullet, all by your own hand because you're a freak
>>728344705No one likes this gay faggot powertrip besides faggot trannies like yourself, sybau tranny
I often feel the overpowering urge to pepper Shadowheart's anus with soft, gentle kisses.
>>728344649>Picks cuck options>Gets cuck resultsLike I said SKILLISSUEMy shart was a corny romantic for the MC the entire story
>>728327449>best girl is 3rdFucking normalfaggots
>>728344978>Shadowheart>Shartthat made me laugh fuck you
>>728344978>tranny game lover loves cuckolding and willfully behaves like a cuckold faggot pathetic tranny, just hang yourself
>>728345045if that actually amuses you its no wonder a reddit tranny game blew your sad tranny mind. Easy to please reddit NPCs ate up this faggot wonderland game, obviously
>>728341645>every female love interest in wrpgs is used goods cuckshitI was actually surprised Owlkek put out two who weren't in RT.
>>72834555741%, join em
>>728328206this game singlehandedly exposed the small cuck gang that shits up this board
>>728343768>Criticise a woman? You're gayYou're not a woman and never will be despite arguing like one.
>>728345619What are you talking about? I was talking about video games. Take your tranny obsession to its containment board.
>>728345694Tranny argument tranny game
>>728345830Enjoy your thoughts of trannies, anon
>>728345830>>728345637>>728345619Holy fuck lmaoAbsolutely bearbroken into being unable to think about anything but trannies
this is a 10/10 female and lead waifu material in westcuck games
>>728324682Because she's capable of having sex with someone who isn't you if you allow that to happen, I guess.
>>728345881There's only two sorts of people who get upset at trannies being mocked: kikes and troons. Which one are you? Either way, run along back to plebbit.
>>728345873>>728345881Tie a rope from a branch and swing tranny, you will never be happy. Just kill yourself. Just fucking die and be silent forever. You can play baldurs tranny tea party in hell forever with the rest of the sisters. Just kill yourself
>>728343768Shart's ass is flat. The woman in your picture's isn't. Post an unmodded profile shot of Shart's ass in-game so we can all laugh at you for being a fucking retard for even posting this image.
>>728345925Kill yourself tranny
>>728345970>*Call everyone a tranny*>fuck off lmao>AHH SEE? YOU WERE A TRANNY AFTER ALLFlawless reasoning anonYou are totally fitting in and we don't notice you joined this website this summer at all.By the way, it's against the rules to post while being younger than 18 years old.
>>728339104Well...yes?
>>728346081Didn't read tranny 41% , kill yourself
>>728346081I didn't call everyone I tranny, I called you one, because you are, and it hit the mark since you're sperging out. You are a mentally ill man.
>>728346058Here >>728341645
>>728346164>>728339104Trannies think this shit is "gameplay" Fucking kill yourself tranny. You will never be a woman.
>>728346197That's not a profile shot, retard. Here's what her model looks like from the side. This ass is flat.
>>72834608141%, kill yourself. End your life you freak. Kill yourself you will never be a woman
>>728346191>and it hit the mark since you're sperging out>*call someone a tranny*>fuck off lmao>AHHH SEE? YOU WERE A TRANNY AFTER ALLLike pottery, after telling me it wasn't you, you proceeded to do the same thing
>>728346271Kill yourself troon. You will never be a woman so why do you care? You will never be a woman. Kill yourself
>>728346292>>728346179I can feel your hand trembling as you type these posts in absolute rage
>>728346321>after telling me it wasn't youWhat the fuck are you even talking about? I'm the one who called you a tranny, because you are one, and you're still sperging out.
The funniest part is that Halsin's base stats are +0str, -1int and +1cha meaning he's fucking retard lanklet (wouldn't be half as ripped as he's portrayed to be) who's not even really good looking so average woman from 2025 would exile him to inceldom
>>728346321pissed off tranny who will 41% soon, sad faggot tranny. Ywnbaw
>>728346362>You will never be a womanCorrect. Nor would I want to be. Men who think they can become women are batshit insane and need to be medicated to treat their mental illness so they can embrace being a man.
>>728346398>and you're still sperging out.The only one having a rage induced melt down is you, which is why you keep insulting with trembling hands, probably tearing up behind the screen
>>72834638641% soon baldur tranny >>72834632141% soon faggot. Ywnbaw. Ywnbaw ever.
>>728346505Your ass will never recover from the brutal rape that the bear did to you, sorry
>>728346475Hang yourself tranny fag join the 41%
>>72834657141% is coming, tie a rope, die. Be a woman in hell..o wait nvm ywnbawKill yourself
>>728324682why'd you mod her with grey hair
the trannylover having a melty is the highlight of this thread
>>728346627>hellI'm aryan, I'm going to valhalla with my ancestors and Hitler too
>>728346715baldurs gate players kill themselves 41% of the time, kill yourself
>>72834673041% likelihood you kill yourself today. Join them. Join them kill yourself ywnbaw
>Someone had to script, animate, program the main character getting cuckedFantasy RPG Game?
I hate transphobes so fucking much.
>>728346950Uh ohMelty incoming
>>728346950Me too. I hate jannies more.
>>728346907I just asked twitter.deadtranny and they said you should kill yourself. Join the 41% of baldurs gate fans that are good
>>728347014nah, just don't be surprised when you can't fuck with us at all, faggot. we already got /qa/ killed because they fucked with us. keep coping.
Post the gameplay
>>728347895Trannies hanging themselves is gore and not suitable for blue boards unfortunately . It's absolutely hilarious though. I love watching those trannies kill themselves/get killed lol
>>728342926But this guy is supposed to be a clown tranny freak crossdresser...
>>728324682Her nickname is literally Shart
>>728324682>companion has a personal problem>it involves a person in a position of power>you have to kill that person>once that happens, the companion has a cathartic emotional breakdownHappens at least three times. Say what you will about Halsin, but at least he's the one not completely focused on his own personal problems and actively trying to do some good
>>728348313yeah, his quest/story is better than shart's ebin twists and reveals
I only like racist women.
>>728325010He's her writer's self insert, the guy wrote them both it's no coincidence
>>728324682>zero boob physicsWhat has she got a magic bra or something? Those puppies would be bobblin around in there like crazy
>>728324682Why do SO MANY crpgs have cuckoldry in them? Owlcat is also like this. Who plays a video game hoping to see their romance flirt if not outright try to fuck another man?
>>728324682FROG WEBSITE, YOU FILTHY REDDITOR TRASH
>>728324682I'm sad they toned down her bitchiness from early access because people whined she was too mean to you. It was real "Chinese gacha gamer" energy with how people reacted to her.
>/v/: Fuck I hate this pozzed game anyway I'm going to play for hundreds of hours and get every single piece of homoshit and cuckshit to happen to my character and post it to show people what a globohomo DEI piece of shit this game is!Most of the shit /v/ spergs out about you have to go out of your way to trigger so it makes me wonder why exactly they do it. I have never hated a game enough to play hundreds of hours just to farm screenshots and clips to post on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>728324682you don't
>>728324682Because Jennifer English is a lesbian.
>>728351824there's already the frog for the people that like to be berated by an ugly cunt, it would have made no sense for both of the female companions you get at the start to be annoying bitches
>>728352310Frog's bitchiness was more bravado and obviously an act. Shadowheart's was just that she was kind of a bitch and it wasn't even that egregious.
>>728324682Cause she canonically would rather get fucked all day by Halsin than you.
>>728339104why is this even an option? a real woman wouldn't accept that shit
I'll never understand /v/'s aversion to having all sorts of options YOU choose in role playing games.
>>728352727/v/ is so addicted to optimization that many feel a game "forces them" into one option because it is mechanically optimal
>>728325010You don't spitroast a bitch, nigger. She'll always focus on one of the guys and it always ends up gay because you're shoving your meat in another dude's juices before rubbing one out in front of him.Threesomes should involve a man and 2 women, as God intended. You daft cuck.
>>728335565the one with a hairy puss
>>728342602what mod
>>728352727>giving you the option of getting cucked is integral to the game experience who gives a shit that act 2 and 3 are blatantly unfinished
>>728352173The LGBTQ crowd produces the best VAs so whats the problem?Also lesbians are hot.
>>728352876If god intended it, why do I only have one penis?
I am wondering this or Wrath of the Righteous? Or is there a better less known upcoming CRPG?
>he doesn't play with modslmao
>>728324682>Why am I supposed to hate Shadowheart, again?You are not supposed to hate her. I personally find her a bit meh. Lae'zel is a lot more entertaining.
>>728329123>DAOLMAO DAO is at best average. BG3 destroys it in every aspect.
>>728334980The only reason i preordered BG3 is because it was made by Larian. I was a Larian chad before i was a BG3 enjoyer.
>>728354661You lay on your back, one sits on your cock the other on your face. Cmon dude this is entry level
>>728355639is there anything close to skyrims 3BA/smp ?
>>728346271>unmodified profile shot>leaning forwardare you retarded?
>>728324682Her VA is cute.
>>728346271>taking a piss>90 degrees to my right is a mirror>I have a juicier butt than shart
>>728325010You imply there are women IRL than eneve in their life thought about fucking someone other than their husband/bf.As long as cuckoldry didn't happen there is no cuckoldry.
Unironically bought this game this year solely because of the amount of astronomical asspain and mindbreak it caused on /v/. It probably wouldn't have even entered my radar if the china schizo didn't bot 50+ replies into every BG3 thread for years. That closeted homo talking about troons for 3 hours is another example of reverse astroturfing in action. As for the game, it's alright I guess. Won't do another run for at least 10 years but it wasn't a waste either. 8/10.
shart
>>728326684My dude. Same.
i installed the less wrinkled expression to reduce retarded faces that game has so much, but i rarely see difference in game. Does it actually do anything?https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1058
>>728329021here's the full pictureI don't remember where exactly it happened, if it was at some event or just some random place she was at, but Megan Fox was being hurried along, and didn't see the retard with the flower (her story, who knows how true that is)it was one of the early instances of social media conjuring a narrative and running with it, claiming she deliberately snubbed the kid and how awful that wasif I remember correctly, her PR people tracked the kid down and they did some sort of photo op with him and her to silence the internet
>>728355639BASED
>>728352173>lesbianwomen are only dykes by choice, and will fold the second the right dick comes alongI'm not saying that my dick is the right one, but don't take a woman being a lesbian as hard fact
>>728329546>everything else does notgreat last act, much better story, companions banter and dialogue and in general felt like it written by adults and not permanently online tumblr women and manchildren.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6XNGQRgUww
>>728332570>>728332910>>728332790>>728333107Good to see Minthy getting recognized for who she is.Literally the most ride or die companion in the game that will never betray or leave you no matter what.She had the potential to be that great Larian went out of their way to nerf her by scrapping the pregnancy storyline.Still the best wife material in the entire cast easily though.
>>728332570Minthara poisons your food and poisons you when she kisses you. She's for pathetic fags with an abusive mommy fetish
>>728342729>your body is already pretty tumor free, you just seem kinda fragile
>>728343183>picLooks like I will at least hear them out what they have to say on my next playthrough before slaughtering them, thanks anon.
>>728343768>never noticed it>some bitch mentions it>now I see it everywhere
>>728360702She is literally using mithridatism to develop your poison immunity because she wants to take you back to Menzoberranzan to live with her.You are projecting so hard, nobody likes Minthara for her non existent abuse and the only mommy element she has in being the mother of your child.
Shart canonically sucks gnome cock
>>728361174She poisons you in secret. The game doesn't let you tell that dumb bitch no or punch her in the face when she does it. Only a whipped fag would put up with that
>>728361364>he wants to punch his wife in the face because she is using micro doses of poison that don't even negatively affect you to build up your immunity So you are a wife beater nigger I presume?
>>728361537>woman poisons you without consent>waaah you're a nog if you retaliatePathetic
>>728361060>WHORE! [attack]
>>728361537>that don't even negatively affect yousometimes you take poison damage tho
>>728324682They wrote a total out of character desire for Halsin that doesn't make sense, he is just a boring dude in the camp
>>728324682>shadowheart walks into a bar>the bartender asks "why the long face?'
>>728342602>Her eyes turned red after becoming Mother Superior due to increased Shar influenceIn my BG2 playthrough I installed a mod so my good paladin Bhaalspawn MC could redeem her through the power of a good, holy dicking.
>>728362051>They wrote a total out of character desire for Halsin that doesn't make sense, he is just a boring dude in the campThe writer for shadowheart and Halsin is the same. That retard is literally just using Halsin as a self insert
>>728336037It really is tiresome.
>>728345557Kibbles and Cassia my wives...
>>728345557>TwoOne
>>728362770On no the detractor is here to spew his headcanon...
i want to like this game, but the whole cast is either insufferably annoying or incredibly gay. why is everyone so fucking gay?!
>>728363096 (me)its like they've forgotten how to write good characters. everyone acts like an annoying, constantly ironic millennial.
>>728363096they're european
>>728363185Minthara doesn't
>>728363235>Minthara doesn'ti dont think ive met her yet. i'm still in the...first act? i don't know. but so far every character is super fucking annoying. every character. it's a problem common to a lot of games these days; you can tell there's a new set of writers that share many cultural and personality similarities.
>>728363341You will meet her soon, don't kill her, she is the biggest fresh breath of air in the whole game, extremely entertaining as well.
>>728325342She pegs you during your love scene.
>>728363096>why is everyone so fucking gay?!They are all from America.
>>728363495It's called the Amazon position
>>728325537Not cucked threesome is only when there are two women, anything else is just seeing another dude use your woman. Cucked
>>728324682I like her because she's cute and has a nice voice and when you get her approval up she says nice things to you. :)
>>728363487holy sexany mods that makes her busty or thicc?
>>728332570>>728333107All of the women with the exception of Shadowheart says that they are monogamous.
>>728364256I find her base version hot enough so I don't know, but I am sure there is something
Why does this thread read like an anon is having a meltdown.
>>728325160you meant to say you're a laezelGOD
>>728364256She's a literal sex goddess natively. Just equip any semon demon lingerie you choose (find plenty in act 3) and tick the "view camp equipment" box in the character pane to make change her visuals while gaining actual armor piece stats. And yes, she the powerlevels in her writing were so high you could literally knock her up, but early access troons started hanging themselves so it sadly got cut back. But the voice lines still exist in game files, so hopefully a mod restores that arc one day. Her going from a stern, cold bitch to being totally possessive about you made my dick harder than anything else ever has in vidya.
>>728365305yeah, she's pure sex but her body is honestly ehh boring for my gooner eyes.
>>728365305Is EA really the reason?Such a fucking tragedy, could have been a contender for one of the best in game romances ever
>>728365367If you're looking for those Jeet bob vagene mods that turn females into walking balloon sacks those definitely exist somewhere, I've seen screenshots shared here. Haven't looked into it personally because I don't have jewish braindamage.
>>728344182Penis
>>728365482A LOT got changed for the worse because of EA troons. Yes, actual, literal, troon complaints. Trust me don't look into it, just enjoy what we got. I'm going to close this thread before someone starts posting those Discord collages.
>/v/ goes out of its way to progress down a Blatant NTR dialog tree>Acts SHOCKED and CONFUSED when it ends with them getting cucked>Malds and blames the game over their own inexplicably bad choicesThis board is filled with retarded cucks who are criminally incompetent, and all they can do is lash out over being filtered by being alive.
>>728365305>And yes, she the powerlevels in her writing were so high you could literally knock her up, but early access troons started hanging themselves so it sadly got cut back.that had nothing to do with early access. the voice actress thought the pregnancy subplot was creepy so they cut it
>>728365620I need the truth to fuel my hatred, I need those collages
>>728365620I found a mod that restores Shadowhearts' EA dialogue lines for when you first start the game, looking forward to seeing how it changes her initially before getting her approval up higher when I inevitably replay the game again.
>>728362051>boring dude in the campbut hes actual companion u can play in team with
>>728360473I want her to give more impassioned borderline fanatical speeches.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp5AwkMF1cE
It's funny that people bring BG3 as an example of a woke game that's successful, when the woke shit literally holds it back and if it was removed it would be objective improvement:>stopping companions from being playersexual/pansexual freaks would give them personality and preferences and add depth, now in worst cases they can change personality 180 degrees like Shadowheart to accomodate PC's fetishes>removing the woke cameos and characters would improve the writing dramatically, the troon e-celeb Shadowheart childhood friend is by far the worst case>woke shit ruins writing in plenty of quests the most egregious one being the squatters, game unironically expects us to side with people who took over someone's home, like what the fuck? i'd be more sympathetic if i dunno, dude was super rich and owned multiple houses and didn't use them but no, it was his fucking home>woke shit prevents us from deeper roleplaying and ofter limits dialogue options and what we can do or say eg. in the brothel when talking to whores literally the only dialogue options are some variations of "muh heckin sex work is so brave and cool">black/asian gnomes/elves etc. just look so fucking bad and jarring
>>728363096>the whole cast is either insufferably annoying or incredibly gayno all of them but some get a lot better later in-game when u have better approval and do their quests progress
>>728365838Proceed with your investigations and you will discover the pressure troons were putting on her to denounce it due to women being able to bear children being "taboo" in current year. She didn't have any problems with the arc, she fucking did the work and recorded the lines, and it was fully implemented in game for several patches. Lmao.
>>728325249>>728325342Wholesome Chungus Wife is the best.V-leddit can cope and seethe>NOOOO SHES LE....TOOO GOD HEARTED IS LE REDDIT!Yes.
I like Wyll but while he's a nothing character I think he benfits a bit from Karlach's death.
>>728366416I hate him. He's a complete Mary Sue.
>>728329123
>>728366141the fuck are you talking about? minthara wasn't a companion in early access. there was no pregnancy in early access. the voice actress hated the pregnancy writing so larian removed it. she refused to record the lines in the first place
>>728329123>into its action combatWhat action combat? Its literally the same systems from the Infinity Engine games, "turns" are in X seconds and its not like you can mash all your skills consecutively
>>728329123True.DAO was the BG3 of the early 2000s only better.Pure fucking unperturbed kino not suffering from any agenda pushing and peak writing that BG3 severely lacks.
>>728366775More like "DAO was the BG3 of the early 2000s and since I played it when I was 14 it was better."
>Play Baldur’s Gate 3>Romance Shadowheart>Normal romance>Don’t see any cuck content whatsoeverWhat dialogue options have you retards been choosing to fuck up so badly?
>>728366775>DAO was the BG3 of the early 2000sIt came out at the literal very end of the 2000s though.It released like 2 weeks before 2010.
>>728366851/v/ is full of self-hating unironic cucks who literally cannot stop themselves from actively seeking out cuckoldry wherever they can find it, and then have a love/hate relationship with any game that knows them and panders to their fetish to any extent. BG3 is a great example. You wouldn't even know Shadowheart can get Bear'd unless you go out of your way to volunteer for a wife sharing threesome with the NPC. It's so easy to uhhhhhhhhhhh just not do that. But /v/ does it anyway. Cucks.
>>728366851she technically doesn't cuck you but she really really wants to. Regardless of what you do or don't do at the brothel she will openly flirt with and lust over halsin, even if you're in a relationship with her.
>>728346229Teenager post.
>>728329021Megan Fox being hurried around the weekend right after the situation of calling Bay a nazi, getting fired for it and and accusing Spielberg of going to a certain island. Some kid try to give her a flower in support, she claims she didn't see him but who knows.
>>728325342>>728326474She shoves her devil talon up your shitter.
>>728366839I only got around to playing it relatively recently so no
>>728366851Even if you avoid the choices you still know she's the type of person to cuck you given the circumstances. "Picking the right choice" is just cope for the fact that every moment she spends with you she's lusting for your other companion.
>>728325010That just makes it hotter.
>>728341071Male impregnates Morrigan, female is the cuck question.It's not really cucking imo, cause she wants nothing to do with Alistair, the conception is just a necessity.
in my canon playthrough of da:o (amazing) through da2 (bad) and da:i (slop), I made alistair the king, fucked morrigan, and then went off somewhere, maybe with morrigan, maybe without, idr. but i let her take the kid and go some place. away.
i wish i had my old save to throw into the dragon age keep website so i can review all my choices
>>728341071I think you actually could, even as a male character romancing Morrigan, instruct her to have the god baby with Alistair. Doing so ends the romance though. Could be mistaken as it has been a while.
>>728369337BROS I FOUND IT HERE IS THE OVERVIEW. I will go through each decision.
>>728324682I would like to play soon, is their any futa or tomgirl romance options?
>>728370009Warden is alive and well. I romaniced the best woman in the world. I also executed that cunt Loghain.
>>728370138Morrigan and I had an old god baby. I forgot it was an old god.
>>728370202And we went through the portal together in the Witch Hunt expansion. Truly, a wondrous love.
>>728324790she looks insanely cute in this still image with her face pointing down
>>728370426Very based anon. If only you were a human noble that resorted his house by marrying anora it would have been perfect.You can still leave with Morrigan afterwards anyways.
>>728370009>>728370138>>728370202>>728370426Extremely based. I think the only thing that could've been improved is that you executed Loghain instead of Alistair killing him in a duel, but that's a matter of taste.
>>728366775DAO was an incredible disappointment after BG2, spiritual successor my ass.
>>728370715It was pretty good, NWN was the real disappointment.
>>728371307This
>>728360473There's a mod to romance her while still being a relatively good boy right?
>>728371307>It was pretty goodNo. Fade and Deep Roads sucked ass, and also had the>Go to three areas and recruit friendsShit from Bioware's earlier games.
>>728344484he wants to be trans but doesn't pass well enough
>>728372459You can romance her by being a relatively good boy anyways.You only need to burn the grove if you want the sex scene (best sex scene in the game btw) but even then burning the grove is not even that bad.The druids themselves are pretty bad people, only the tieflings are a bit of a shame. And if you want to keep your hands relatively clean you can just incite a civil war between the two.
>>728367374Me on the right
>>728372481BG2 was hardly better>either do all these sidequests now, when you should want to find your sister as soon as possible, or do them later when you're literally missing your soul>the Underdark>just let yourself get screwed over repeatedly by the obviously untrustworthy invincible DMPC to advance the plot, bro
>>728328947Real talk, it's insanely frustrating that you cant just tell party members to leave - halsin in particular. Why do I HAVE to bring him with after act 2 if I successfully fix the shadow curse? Why cant i just tell him to fuck off and go back to his grove? He might be my single least favorite CRPG character in the last 20 years and there's massive competition there.
>>728344484Average BG3 is usually just the most mentally ill people throwing their shit at each other for no real reason while making up things to be angry about.Look at the state of this fucking thread>control f: “tranny”It’s nearly every second post, either a bot or some kid on his winter break
>>728366416>>728366506Thank complainers in early access and Larian for listening to them. He acted much the same then except he was a total fraud and tried to hide it.
>>72836641690% of his character was extreme goblin racism then they gutted that and forgot to replace it
>>728324945Anime girls are not slant eyes, or white, or black or brown.They're cats
>>728324682One of the few developers to master the modeling of tits.
>>728373902The built in AAA-tier nude mods are an underrated part of the game's success.
>>728374649Not underrated at all, everyone knows romance made this game's success, and that's part of it.Midwits like sawyer can't understand that nobody wants to play an actual dating sim.People want to play a great adventure where you romance the character you like along the way.It's not that complicated at all.The actual romance content in BG3 is very minimal, literally a couple of cutscenes and some dialogue.But it was enough to propel the game to unimaginable heights.
>>728375194Sawyer is too much of a nu-male to understand that people want to go on adventures and fuck people. It's really that simple.Whenever he talks about romance he way overthinks it like he's forbidden from doing it unless he discovers the perfect system.
>>728366851Early Shadowheart Gate was the moment that exposed /v/ as majorly a cuckold community. You have no way to get a hint at Cuckoldry unless you are consciously and unconsciously seeking it. Same with Gay Gale. Even before the patch you can only get gay shit if you voluntarily agree to proceed with intimacy with him. /v/ exposed itself as the bunch of gays and cuckolds. That's why they hated bg3.
>>728357676>>728376224Shadowheart isnt fat like that.
>>728357676>>728376224She looks like she smells bad. But it's that "bad" smell that makes your dick diamonds. It's not BO it's hard to explain. Knowers know what I'm talking about.
>>728375694Launch Gale was a gay rapist and there's no amount of revisionism that can refute this. They had to patch him like 3 times so even the devs and the lgbtkin that play bg3 as a romance sim agree. Saying "okay" to see a magical trick performance from a literal wizard shouldnt be code for gay sex.
>>728376224I look like this.
>>728377024That's the smell of obesity and what you're smelling is dried sweat, body oil/grease, dead skin, and excretions composed of fructose and other junk food compounds.
>>728377060I want to fuck you in the ass if you know what I mean.
>>728370009>>728370138>>728370202>>728370426Are you me? Good job anon.
>>728377614whoa
>>728377186You say all of that like it's a bad thing.
>>728377709It is if you aren't a black guy.
will she remain a companion if i go full bhaal worshiper murder hobo?
>>728372481Pathetic take. Massive skill issue. The Fade is a combat puzzle. They leave everyone with the same forms in order to take out the same encounters solo. You're low IQ
>>728343542Yandex
>>728325160>>728328410Yeah, everything about her is absolutely perfect except her body looks like she just got out of Auschwitz. I spent a lot of time trying to find a mod that just made her a little thicker but I couldn't find anything that wasn't some expansion fetish garbage. It's a shame. Cutest face in the game by far, especially the smoky raccoon eyes, and her personality and loyalty are S tier, but her body man, it's fucking disgusting.
>>728324682She's the only hot chick I've seen from this game
>>728378136look harder
>>728326576>ntr bait trashFuck off retard
>>728377614
Can I bang Jaheira
Romanced Minthara on my half elf and realized she's probably going to outlive him by a lot
>>728324682bg3's mocap irritates me, its uncanny as fuck
The human Mizora mod is neat.
No one shitting on Shadowheart is a cuckold. If anything they're just shitposters who heard about the games choice to get cuckolded then proceeded to search online for proof to troll the board. It then ended up being true when an anon found a copy pasta of dialogue about how much Shadowheart wants to get fucked by a druid.
>>728362617human nails do not grow like that
I think Shadowheart is qt and I like her arc desu.
>>728324682yee ass haircut
>>728377614Yes please
>>728377614If this is her with less weight this is not worse.
>>728378209Does this model even show up in the game? I've only ever seen her in her cambion form
>>728383403No. https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/16825
WAIT, bros... why isn't this bg3 thread being spammed by the Russian dude about how larian sucks and is just a chinabot machine? Did he finally fuck off?
>>728383589Is he in an E33 thread?
>>728357603that guy fucking SUCKED, holy fuck
>>728383589i see him on /v/ all the time
>>728383783This thread has been up like 18 hours
>>728382226Nothing controversial here.If not for the author self inserting as Halsin and adding that out of characters she would have been an all time great even here.She literally just wants to live in a cabin in the woods with you and her parents.It doesn't get any more trad than that yet she is also a swinger somehow.
I don't understand why anyone would take Halsin with them to do anything when Jaheira is right there.
>>728384027Halsin is just a strange choice for a companion.
>>728383907Maybe the Russians are on Holiday.
>>728384027The player doesnt get a choice. If you complete act 2 on the good or neutral paths, he's glued to you for the rest of the game and cant be kicked out or refused.
>>728384027I just was not a fan of druids in general. were they useful?
>>728384264I know, but if you leave him in camp he doesn't end up doing anything other than getting Orin knapped.
>>728384264u can kill him
>>728384264No he's not. You can just not save the shadowcursed lands and he stays behind.
>>728324682I don't hate shadowheart. Few people do. She left almost no impression on me because I knew her arc before her third line of dialogue. Same with Astarion and Gale.
