What the fuck were they thinking?????
>we want the schizophrenic faggot podcast audience
unfunny west coast podcast circuit filled with middle aged racist rapist roganites, pass
Nepo jews gonna jew
>>728325380Isn't Dan supposed to be a faggot?
>>728325380didnt he burn all the bridges in the comedy/podcast community?
>>728325380Trust fund band
>we can get him to promote it on rogan
Americans ruin everything from Japan
>>728325380Honestly pretty good casting considering the meta context.
They at least nailed it here
>>728325380I think it fits. Dan is a pathetic complete loser fraud conman. He's a joke character. Schulz has the right vibe for him
>>728326027Like, with Dan, the fact that Schulz doesn't know how to throw kicks and punches convincingly fits with the character. With the rest of the cast aside from Volkanovski, the fact that they all look ridiculous when they're trying to fight is going to feel incongruous. Schulz is one of the few who's actually well-suited to his role, aside from Volk.
>>728325380>capcom once made a goofy fun action movie with real hollywood actors>now they only make indie dogshit with literal who podcastersthe era of street fighter die hards and capcom dominance are over, they need to actually put effort in again if they want people to like their stuff. I can never understand why they half ass these movies, the characters and concepts are timeless, they just need to actually execute on them
>>728326154Dan is from Hong Kong how the fuck is he a good fit for the role? When I saw him in the trailer I had no idea who he was meant to be.
I get that they're going for forced soul, but that's a shit-tier cosplay.
>>728325380He seems too tall to play Dan.
>>728325975too skinny.
You know the worst part?It wouldn't even be that bad if the faggot shaved to get in character.But he doesn't have even that much dedication to the role.
this looks kino
>>728325975Flat
>>728326027The issue is it doesn't look like him plus Dan isn't a con man. He's a moron who thinks he's legit. I dont know how they're gonna play it but I honestly thought he was the Vegas guy in the trailer. All this cast8makes no sense.
>>728326629some versions of dan don't make him look very asian at all. the sf4 and sf5 dans to me feel "white guy pretending he's a cool asian martial artist" coded to me
>>728325975Why the fuck does the outfit look so fakeAnd absolutely not anon what the fuck
>>728326629he's a robert garcia expy, he's not meant to be asian
>>728326951yeah the costumes are terrible for some reason. I don't know how the glimpses of akuma look pretty decent but then they can't make the more mundane costumes not look like cheap cosplay
Honestly I wasn't expecting too much out of this, but the trailer made me think it kinda might actually work if they handle it right. If they don't take themselves seriously, but don't go too deep into reddit terroritory with the nudges and winks to the camera it might turn out to be a kinda fun cheesy dumb little action comedy. I am looking forward to seeing Cody Rhodes portray a lisping latino Guile. Jason Mamoa as Blanka could honestly be pretty great. Andrew Kojhi as Ryu is good casting. 50 cent as Balrog is hilarious. No idea who the guy they got to play Zangief is, but he nailed the look so I am hoping he can pull off the part. Hiroki Goto as E. Honda is fucking hilarious if you are a smart, and I am lowkey praying that GOATo finally gets his breakout moment after NJPW screwing him over for nearly 20 years. He genuinely deserves something good in his life and I know that if he breaks out as a movie star he will somehow find a way to get all his weird friends back in Japan involved in future movie projects he would work on. >>728325715Yeah Joe is sick of him, and the rest of the MMAsphere despises him. No idea how he got this role, because he doesn't work as the character and he doesn't have the personality to force it to work. He is incredibly stupid, has the charisma of a wet noodle, isn't funny, can't act, and can't fight for shit.
>>728325975Depends on the ass
>>728327625>He is incredibly stupid, has the charisma of a wet noodle, isn't funny, can't act, and can't fight for shit.You just described Dan
>>728326950>>728327116He's from Hong Kong and he looks pretty Asian to me. Also in a gi, no mustache.>But he's inspired by RobertThis changes nothing.
>>728325380whats wrong with his nose?
>>728327837he looks like a british colonial import, not an indigenous hongkonger
>>728325380It looks worse than the old one.
>>728325380>This is supposed to be a Japanese guy
Never heard of this character. Is Eric Andre a good fit for him?
>>728327837he looks and feels like steven segal to me, right down to his martial arts fraudery
Can't be as bad as this
>podcasts are... le bad!
>>728328303That movie was kino though
>>728325380He looks like Majima if Yakuza was set in Mexico
>>728328303this is sovl tho
>>728326779Which is actually on point?
>>728327823The difference is that Dan's retardation is charming and endearing. He is a loser with an massively overinflated sense of self-esteem, but the way he pulls it off kind of makes you root for him just because you want to see the loser finally pull a W for once in his life. Andrew Schulz is an unlikable, unpleaseant retard who has no graps of reality, and you want to see him step into the octoogon because there is a chance the next time someone takes him to the mat and starts beating his face so hard his brains liquidate and drip out of his ears it will cause enough CTE that he will lose the ability to speak and never be able to inflict himself on the audience ever again.
>>728328237Looks to be le quirky ref/announcer lifted from dbz
>>728328237Don appears on V's story mode as an announcer for Zangief IIRC.They nailed it with Eric.
>>728328237i fucking love eric bros
>>728328237>>728328567
>>728325380Dan was supossed too be a parody of Art Fighting, taking element from Ryo Sakazaki, Yuri Sakazaki and Robert Garcia. They upgraded Dan to match the latest Robert
I liked the trailer
>>728325428Those didn't show up for Bert Kreischer and his movie either
>>728327625We all know how he got the role.
>>728328237>>728328619First based thing I've heard about this """movie"""
>>728328717That’s cause people have limits to how much shit they will let themselves endure
>>728328303Raul Julia's M. Bison was incredible. The rest of the movie is inconsequential as the Julia's performance was so over the top, so cheesy, and so good that I basically filter the character in every game through the lens of that portrayal.>For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TuesdayTo this day when me and my brother are hanging out with one another we will randomly quote Bison's lines at each other. For a man who was dying of cancer, in an incredible amount of pain every day, and only doing the movie because his son loved the video game and he wanted to leave a memory for his son it was top notch. Nothing will ever top Raul Julia's M. Bison, nothing.
>>728325975>blonde with blue eyes>cast some spicit's snow white all over again
>>728325380
>>728328738Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.
>>728328271
>>728325380Dan is a joke Character, I agree that Schultz is miscast, but this actor is way worse
>>728328857Yeah, that story is as over the top (but in a sad way) as his cult classic performance was. Nothing but respect for that legend.
>>728328874They cast a spic with a lisp as Guile.They cast a spic with a 56% face as Ken.
>>728328985Why is this fat teenager opening his bedroom door?
>>728328237He's a background character from Balrog's Las Vegas stage, so there's not a whole lot of depth. Just imagine Jimmy Hart crossed with Don King.
>>728325380Dan is my favorite youtube essayist on shitty games and horror
>>728328690Where's Andrew's goatee then, retard?
>>728329045>Just imagine Jimmy Hart crossed with Don King.So just imagine the most based hypeman conceivable in all possible worlds? You are setting the bar a little high there dontcha know?
>>728328941This actor took a literal who comic villain that shouldn't even have role in a capeshit film and made him one of the best characters. Safe to say he'll handle Bison well.
>>728329218Yea he's a pretty good actor, but mr bison? We'll have to see.
>>728328941In terms of actual acting he's probably the best one on the cast, but yeah making him Bison is kinda too weird to pull off.
>>728329218Was horrible in that as well, ugly as fuck. Bison isn't ugly as fuck by the way. And this retard can't act
>>728329218Look, maybe he had a good role there, maybe not. I haven't seen it so I can't judge. What I can say is that Raul Julia set the standard, and the bar is so high that unless he completely blows it out of the water it will be an abject failure. It's honestly a rough spot to be in as an actor. Everyone is going to compare him to Raul Julia. It doesn't matter how well he acts, he has a massive legacy to clear.
>>728326827Cammy is pretty flat in Alpha
>>728329438>Bison isn't ugly as fuckThat's up for debate. I'm more upset that they never cast anybody who looks physically imposing for the role.
>>728329598Fuck Raul
>>728328941I really like the actor alot but I have no idea why they gave him this specific role. They should have at least put a bunch of fake upper muscles under his suit.
>>728329218Being a good actor matters shit when you look like a bitch and you are supposed to play a big bad.The other character worked because capeshit being capeshit, it was a literally who character characterized as a self deprecating beta bitch.He's doing a Mr Bean expression in Bison's poster, ffs
>>728328237If I end up watching this shit movie it'll be because of Eric Andre aloneLove that silly lil nigga
>>728329715Pretty sure after all these decades there isn't any meat left to fuck. It is all just sorta bones and shit.
>>728328941Why do incels hate him so much?
>>728329598>RaulWho gives a shit? M. Bison is supposed to be physically intimidating and beat the shit out of you the player. I don't care about this other shitty movie. This wimpy fag can't headstomp you or use his psycho crusher. He eats a bagel and cries about his arthritis, they already fucked up
>>728329779>He's doing a Mr Bean expressionlmao, now I can't unsee it.
>>728329805He's the only real actor on the cast. Everyone else is either a random celebrity, a complete unknown, or a WWE shitter.
>>728329689He looks evil and menacing and not like a scrawny jew
>>728325975>character is a blonde englishwoman>actress is flat, dark-haired, dark-eyed thaiyeah, really nailed it
>>728325380>Tries to make Dan>Does Robert Garcia insteadI know the story behind the character, but come on! They could have done something decent.
why didn't they cast someone who looks like picrel for ryu
>>728329805Don't know, why do incels like you love him so much? You probably look just like him
>>728329030
>>728329971Why does he look like an Jew from Southern Ukraine and not an olive skinned Iberian MedBVLL?
>>728330134Keep seething, your fat teenager and his door are just like your pic
>>728329882Andrew Joji has a pretty solid action movie background. Jason Mamoa too, but they are CGIing him.
>>728330012Shucks anon, I don't look that cute
>>728330157>Why does he look like an Jew from Southern Ukraine and not an olive skinned Iberian MedBVLL?
>>728326950but the guy is still called Dan Hibiki, and Dan isn't short for Daniel
>>728330134>no, no, you don't get, this """bouncer""" (ignore the fact that it's just a fat teen with sunglasses) won't let you inside this """club""" (ignore that we're clearly inside some shitty home) if you post a cool video game/movie whatever, it wasn't a forced meme at allKill yourself
>>728328303>>728328857That movie oozed soul. It was made with such passion that it was fantastic even not being so accurate to the existing plot of SF from that time. Nowadays America lost such passion in movies when the satanic agenda took over everything, blocking every kind of positivity to happen.
>>728330552It's just a shitty movie. Quite soulless actually
>>728330552The fact JCVD admits he was so high on cocaine for the entirety of the shoot he can't even remember filming any scenes is hilarious to me.
>>728330495>this Indian retard is getting worked up over an old ass memelol
>>728330552>made with such passionIt was an pretty entertaining flick but let's not get ahead of ourselves. They simply made this because Mortal Kombat movie was a hit.
>>728330627Jew vermin. Die in a fire. God smiles when a Jew die. The soul of a Jew isn't even judged. It's straight casted to the flames of Hell.
>>728330403yes he should look like picrel
>>728330684>this poojeet thinks his newfag forced meme is oldkek
>>728330725Your argument doesn't refute a thing.
>>728330725The Mortal Kombat movie wasn't a hit, that song was>MOOOOOOOOORTAL KOMBAT>TEST YOUR MIGHTAlso did the MK movie come out first? I legit can't remember.
>>728330907you're just acting like they gave a shit to make some masterpiece instead of a simple cash grab
>>728330869>newfag forced memeHoly jeet!!!-5000 izzat
>>728325380this is gonna be a meme comedy movie rather than something serious.gay
>>728330959>The Mortal Kombat movie wasn't a hitum yes it fucking was and it came out in 1991
>>728330960They did. You have no arguments. Done. And your posts are brown. This ends our discussion.
>>728330959Nah you right. street fighter movie released a year earlier. Street fighter 94 : Mortal Kombat 95
>>728331153eat shit, nigger
>>728325975>Thai-Australian
>>728329624True, but she's also blonde and white so....
>50 centlmao that's a funny photoshoop>ITS FUCKING REAL
>>728330976>this shittily forced meme is actually super duper old, I'm t-totally an oldfag, please, believe ME, SAARLmao, kill yourself
>>728331031>it came out in 1991Really? JFC that can't be right. The arcade cabinent for MK didn't even come out by then, and I remember SF2 being very early on in the SNES life cycle. I remember MK hitting the arcade a couple of years after SF2, and SF2 came out in either the year the SNES launched or right after.
>>728325380This looks like suicide squad for boys.
>>728331338Looks great, have you ever looked at Balrog? His hair is just as retarded as your picture
>>728328237He’s the announcer for Alex’s wrestling federation
>>728325965I have no idea who he is.
>>728331217Yeah, that's what I thought. I vaugely remember the advertisment for the MK movie having the dragon logo thing and the dragon's head was made into the 5 of 95
>>728331453LL Cool J looks more like Balrog than 50 cent. that's just hilarious as fuck.this movie is gonna be a shitfest clusterfuck kino
is this movie being made by twitch wtf
>>728325975Looks like a halloween costume
>>728331602>>728331338They found him in real life. Cmon now
>>728331530Andrew Schultz is an MMA fighter who is a tomato can, constantly lies about how good he is, shit talks everyone else in the business, and is a complete retard. It is kind of a good meta on Dan, but Dan is funny and kinda likable while Andrew is one of the most hated men in MMA.
>>7283259752015 ATJ would've been perfect for Cammy
>>728328481>>728331660You dumb or something? >>728325975
Place your bets bros, will it be better or worse than the MonHun movie?
>>728330959The amount of hype surrounding the MK movie was ridiculous. It wasn't just the song. It got its own cartoon prequel and TV special before release, a cartoon TV series follow up, pro-wrestling copycats, and a super-sentai style live roadshow. You can say all that was for the video game, but I doubt more than half of that would have happened without the movie.
>>728325380I thought Dan was suppose to be a slam on the SNK character designs, internally at Capcom? He's trying to be the next Ken or Ryu, but he is kinda a poseur.
>No GuileWhy?
>>728331757>ugly face, no ass and no tits and can't actGreat choice Would've been a guaranteed flop like furiousa though
>>728325975A downgrade from Kylie Minogue though
>>728330552>It was made with such passionFucking retard lol. Mortal Kombat was the only good video game movie.
>>728331829it's okay to be gay, anon
>>728331737youre thinking of brendan schaub, dummy. Who mightve been a better fit desuSchultz is a shitty comedian
>>728331774They made a MonHun movie?>>728331794All of that shit was more about the game than the movie. The prowrestling guy you are talking about is Glacier in WCW and I think he came out in 1996 or 1997. He was dogshit, but it was way after the movie came out and was defo just WCW trying to get in on the vidya hype in another one of their poorly thought out plans of relevancy outside of NWO.also I had no idea about the sentai show, but it sound hilarious.>>728331823Cody Rhodes is Guile.
>>728325380Isn't he some sort of abuser? I know at the very least he's a comedy abuser. I watched his special and nearly cringed myself to death.
Fuck now i'm horny
>>728331916Some autists love to watch shitty movies for some reason and a couple of them love the sf movie even though it's objectively horrible
>>728331823He's in
>>728331997It was boring isekai trash with three monsters only two that were relevant
>>728331987nta: but I remember Brandan Schaub had an incredibly unfunny comedy special, where he tried to make jokes about "my MEXICAN wife LMAO!" "She's so MEXICAN!!!" it was really not good.
>>728325428Wait is this guy some faggot eceleb? Welp, no longer watching this shit. Was gonna watch for our guy M Bison but fuck this.
>>728331987You know what? You are right. I came into this thread mixing the two up, but there you go.Too much brain damage to be honest.>>728332125He is really fucking dumb and unlikable.>>728332067King of the Black Women.
>>728325975>Nailed it>No tits>Bleached blonde hair>Thai-Australian mutt playing a green eyed English RoseFuck off
>>728331997>also I had no idea about the sentai show, but it sound hilariousWas basically the actors from the games getting into costume putting on a kung fu show in character. Obviously they had to cast some extras because half the cast is Kano.
>>728331338He looks pretty decent in the shot they showed in the teaser
>Cammy has giant tits according to braindead gooners who have never seen Cammy in a video game before and only look at pornIt's all so tiresome
>>728331997Yep! With quality designs!
>>728327837>Dan>Chinese>Hong KongLike the other anon said he's most likely a Britisher who was born in Hong Kong during British rule.>Dan created in 1995>Britain leaves Hong Kong in 1997White guy. Instead we got a big nose Jew.
>>728331316She looks hot enough for me, my dick doesn't discriminate
>>728332209>King of the Black Women.MMMM GIMME DA CHOCOLATE
the guy who plays zangief is crazy tall. they should have got todd howard to stand next to him
Are these even real? AI could make these.
>>728328941This is the only actual actor in the cast.
>>728332476So what? Have you ever played sf? It's not about acting
>>728330552It was just Raul bringing the passion and that's because he's a top g who was literally dying and wanted 5o go out with something his grandkid would enjoy. VanDamme was coked off his Gourd, T Hawk 5hought the movie was so bad they tried to flee the country, Kylie Minogue spent the movie avoid JVD because he was trying to fuck her, and Capcom had to beg them to put street fighter characters in the movie, hell Sawada is there purely because that's who they actually wanted to be Ryu.
what is the story for this movie anyway? they dumped sf characters almost at random. like whats it really going to be about?
>>728332476He sucks as an actor. A bunch of jews in this thread disagree, but who cares about their opinions?
I like how they did the SPD
>>728332510Ok and? This is a movie, not a game. And street fighter has been shit since 4, and they just keep doing movie shit in-between matches like it's going to save the series. The movie is going to be shit and street fighter will continue to be shit.
>>728332209>He is really fucking dumb and unlikable.A lot of these Rogan-bootlickers are, as is Rogan himself. But somehow, Rogan brings in money, so if you suck up to him, you'll get a netflix special, regardless of how unfunny you are. That's how we ended up with a ton of unfunny Netflix Specials. Who the fuck is Bryan Callen? Bert Kreischer had ONE humerous story and is incredibly fucking unfunny.
>>728332601You're literally the only person in this thread who thinks he's a bad actor
>>728327263The entire thing is obviously meant to be campy ala Batman '66. They're clearly approaching it from the mindset of thinking video games are for uneducated morons and not true high brow connosierus so they'll just make a campy movie that'll be so bad it's good and hope that people enjoy it ironically.
>>728332601>He sucks as an actorLmao retard. Go watch Interview With the Devil. There's a reason that movie was memed up way back.
>>728332590Its Street Fighter so presumably Bisin gets up to some shit, but also forces scenarios in which weird martial artists get into fist fights because that's his fetish, also two or three are cops that want to stop him and some kind of magic guru person that does too.
>>728332669Best casting ever then. This absolutely retarded shit actor is perfect in that case. He can't act. Is ugly as shit
>>728332209Based
>>728331338>photoshopped hairIt's over...
>>728328941>let's make the fascist villain a little uncool weenie who poops his pants so people dont think dictators are coolI mean neurotic weenie villain can be done well. but im just so sick of hollywood ditching rule of cool for political reasons. I hope they do it well but im skeptical.The movie looks goofy but and silly which is kinda fun I just hope it doesnt stray too far into "that just happened" the action looks good.https://youtu.be/P974Kdmz0Xo it was originally being directed by these guys before they left for whatever reason. So im just hoping for a 90 minute fan service with some nice action.
>>728325380I thought white men weren't allowed to play Asian characters any more.
>>728332510Raul Julia was the only reason the first movie was enjoyable
>>728326027Dan's martial arts were good enough to for Hinata and Chairperson to help stop Hyo and Kurow. He's legit.
>>728332732>Play Street Fighter 2 for the first time on SNES back then>Gosh, this is such a wacky and colorful fighting game. I love it!>Watch the Street Fighter anime movie>Wtf why is this so fucking serious and depressing??? Chun Li.....There IS such a thing as going full retard and I feel like this is it. Definitely one of the worst casted upcoming films. Like I thought Fantastic Four was a miscast but at least a few of those characters were right.
>>728332912>>Gosh, this is such a wacky and colorful fighting game. I love it!Why are tendies always wrong and so mentally ill?
>>728325975
>>728332602That's not an SPD, it's his Jackhammer.
>>728328857FOR I BEHELD SATAN AND HE FELL FROM HEAVENLIKE LIGHTNING
>>728331338This alone makes it worth to go see it.
>>728328406>>728328446>>728328857>>728330552Censored Cammy
>>728328303It won't be because this movie is being made ironically for Reddit faggots who will "IT IS CAMPY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BAD THAT'S WHY IT'S GOOD XD" whereas this was just a bunch of incompetent nitwits trying earnestly to make a good movie which is why it's entertaining instead of being shit. You can't ironically and intentionally make so bad it's good. So bad it's good results from SOVL. A mentally retarded SOVL that needs to wear a tard helmet but SOVL nonetheless.
There's almost no Jap talking shit about this casting on twitter btw. They would talk shit a lot if it was a Japanese movie, though. They wouldn't be harsh on a western movie like this.
>>728332431Bro you have no idea. Some Black people unironically have this weird parasocial relationship with Cody Rhodes where Black men write and sing songs about Cody Rhodes being a civil rights leader because he fucks Black women, and Black women literally have emotional breakdowns and start crying when Cody Rhodes shakes their hands at meet and greets.I wish any of that was just memes or shitposting but it's not. Cody Rhodes' father had sex with a Black girl in the 1970s and Cody Rhodes married one, and so there are wholeass groups of Black people in the deep south who treat him like Lisan al-Gaib.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zFbtQ53Sms
>>728333023I mean he picked him up and did a 360 but you're right it's not a piledriver
>>728333119bro it's this or the dragon ball evolution approach
Raul Julia didn't fit the look for Bison and did great.
>>728332067Yjg
>>728332812Hirooki Goto's entire fucking everything is CGI because he's a roided up Jap pro wrestler not a fat sumo guy.
>>728333197I mean it doesn't need to be. You can be campy while playing it straight too.
>>728333219I hope Polkadot man takes it as seriously as Julia
>>728333187It's still a Zangief move. Just clarifying which move it is.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4u_YK0U78EE
>>728325380>What the fuck were they thinking?????They're not
>>728328303Ryu got rich selling Synthetic CDOs
>>728333392No he doesn't, he's a suicidal dweeb whose trauma is played for laughs.
>>728333197There's option C: don't make the fucking movie because not everything needs a movie and especially not a live action movie. This movie doesn't need to, nor should it, exist.
>>728325840Rockin JigC content.
>>728333160That youtube link is a shitpost, bro. People have been shitposting about Cody and is love of KWEENS and ending racism because of his AEW feud where he tried to use having a black wife and mixed daughter as a part of a rah rah USA thing in a USA vs. England story. But kweens do love them some Codester so that just makes the whole thing doubly funny.
>>728332431This movie will not be brave enough to include this canonical scene.SONIC BOOBS
>>728331394excuse the idiot you replied to, he probably is underage of 30 the MK movie came in 95
>>728331261Looks like unspicy-spic.
>>728333419Well shit it is, Is that new to 6?
Make bets everyone, who are they gonna reveal in the AFTER-CREDITS scene they always do in each movie now? My ten cents are on Gill.
>>728333625Is this a bot?
>>728332734>that terrible movieNope, won't be watching. I've seen enough of this guy's acting before. He sucks.
>>728325975Bad cammy but still would dump loads into her.
>>728333147Twitter is just a bunch of bots and retards. Not representative of anything in reality
>>728333147Do japanese have the reverse of:thing >:(thing: japan :D
>>728333219Movies have changed since then, martial arts in movies especially and m. bison is not just a babbling retard in the game. You should try playing street fighter instead of just watching horrible movies.
I see we have alot of retards in this thread that doesn't know the history of the Rhodes family loving black women. Like father like son.
>>728333147Things like this remind me that Japan is really not a part of the west. Europeans would be harsh on a hollywood movie based on a European IP. Japs are the opposite. They think it's lame to be harsh on a western movie based on a Japanese IP. They loved the French City Hunter movie too.
>>728325380He doesn't look like a Hibiki.
>Dan "incel" HibikiI hope Sakura will never give him her virginity.
>>728332067Chad 100%.
>>728334296>>728333147>one anime profile tweet on Twitter represents all of JapanTwitter lovers aren't sending their best.
>>728334002He had the first part of the attack in SF5, but they added the follow-up throw in 6.
>>728325380>>728325975>what is this shitty vidya>oh it's another live action video game movie
WHY
>>728325975This kinda gives off the old 90's vibe lol
>>728333336There are a lot of Ex-sumos in Puro, but I don't really think any of active ones could pull of Honda right. Honda was originally based on the actual yokozuna Chiyonofuji "The White Wolf" and legit he completely changed the sport. You pretty much can't find any active Sumo wrestlers today that fit the phenotype of The White Wolf, and most sumos don't even have the charisma to pull it off. Goto is a solid pic. He isn't as big as Chiyonofuji, but he is charismatic and has a kinda dogged perseverance that works for the character of E. Honda.Completely unrelated but I was watching the Amazon Like A Dragon series a couple of weeks ago and I couldn't help but think the actor they got to play as Kiryu was too skinny. He was young enough to play a young Kiryu and was plenty tall, but the entire time I was watching I kept thinking that the ex-Sumo puro guy from DDT/Noah Kazusada Higuchi would have made an insanely good old Kiryu.>>728333848Yeah, I just remember the song originally coming from some Black wrestling podcast where it was only sort tongue in cheek since they had spent nine months leading up to WM glazing Cody hard af. I have a shit ton of twitter screencaps of Black women sperging about the Codemeister somewhere in my folders but it has been so long since I collected them I have no idea.Memes aside Black people unironically love Cody and don't seem to realize he isn't actually White and is Cuban instead.>>728334228Yeah for them it is Thing >:(French Thing :)The Japanese love France so much that they have a specific name for the mental breakdown that occurs when they actually go to France and see it is filled with blacks and muslims, Paris Syndrome.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
>>728325380Surprised nobody ever said he’s doing yellowface.
>>728332732yeah. I mean, they're probably not wrong. A lot of people that like videogames really are uneducated morons.
God millennials are cringe
>>728334029Seth, because they'd love disappoint everyone. But I'll shit myself if it's Bison in a Semi
>>728334296you gotta remember, most domestic live action adaptations have shoestring budgets and look like total shit. if hollywood wanna spend $200M to make a movie based on a japanese IP that's better than they were gonna get from domestic producers, at the end of the day
>>728334029Evil Ryu
>>728334470She cute
>>728334470Meh, i would
>>728334029They will show silhouettes or whatever of dudes getting beat up, teasing Guy and Cody.
>>728334986>I'd fuck the literal super modelBrave, stunning even.
>>728332732>the mindset of thinking video games are for uneducated morons and not true high brow connosierusBut video games are for retards. If you weren't retarded you would have a job, a wife, and a family. Which would mean you would be asleep right now so you could focus on your real life and responsibilities tomorrow instead of browsing 4chan in the middle of the night arguing about film adaptations of video games marketed towards black and brown people.
>>728334507It really makes one wonder how did a sport like sumo became invented in a land of largely short and thin people. It's as if being a fat, big fucker was such an unthinkable rarity, that important people in Emperor's court thought it'd be a good idea to have them fight. And the rest is history, as they say.
>>728334507It does make one wonder when did the "Romanticization of Paris" occur in Japan - perhaps it's somewhere around Meiji Restoration. They think they'll be going to see one of the most beautiful, if not THE most beautiful, city in Europe, with the hilariously stereotypical French people. Instead, they see some beautiful buildings barely rising out of the festering shithole that Paris currently is. Shitty rap, mudslime scum, niggers EVERYWHERE, and an occasional La Luz Extinguido. It must feel really bad hearing all life about "The City of Lights" and instead see "The City of Tards". Translation problems probably.
>>728333392I hope he keeps his Mr. Bean look and act at ALL TIMES.
>>728325380This long-schnozz looks like he should be playing Waluigi.
>>728334380nah I checked most of them. it only took like 5 minutesyou can just go there and search ダン ストリートファイター yourself
>>728335735>It really makes one wonder how did a sport like sumo became invented in a land of largely short and thin peopleMan that is actually a story. Prior to the Meiji restoration most Sumo wrestlers were just gangly tall mfs. There is a lot of historical art prior to that period depicting Sumos and, despite the limited nature of Japan's artistic abilities prior to the Meiji period that are mostly depicted as kinda wirey guys that are like a head or two taller than anyone else. Malnutrition was pretty endemic in the Sengoku period due to a couple of reasons. The Sengoku period had places such a focus on rice as a staple food above all else thanks to its ability to be stored long term during times of war, and the Japanese wide spread adoption of Buddhism causing most Japanese outside of their untouchable classes and extremely rural hunter tribes to avoid meat. This was further compounded when rice milling machines became commonplace in Japan. White rice was seen as a luxury of the ultra-rich in Japan, so the moment the average Japanese gained access to it, it became part of their staple diet. The result was that the middle and lower classes of Japan began to develop diseases like beriberi because they didn't have access to the fresh fruits and vegetables the rich did, and without the thiamine provided by the rice bran that was discarded as the husk they became vitamin and mineral defiecient.Kind of a sidestory, but the guy who first franchised McDonalds in Japan had a catchphrase that roughly translates to, "if you eat hamburgers and potatoes for 100 years you will grow as tall and strong as the Europeans." And he was kinda right. The average height of Japanese people has been growing by one inch every generation for the last 100+ years thanks to the improvements in diets.
>>728329624wasnt she also 15 in alpha
>>728329218>>728328941He's a nerd and guarantee he's played SF or will watch bison videos to emulate him 100%
>>728336941Part 2As that relates to Sumo, the Meiji period coincided with a reintroduction of meat to the diet of Japan, and improvement in vitamin and minerals in the diet, and the introduction of beer alongside thte prospoerity to make Sumo wreslting a dedicated occupation which meant the wrestlers could just eat, train, eat, drink, sleep, and eat. It caused the average weight of sumo wrestlers to ballon up as mass equated to more wins. As mentioned in an earlier post Chiyonofuji revolutionized Sumo wrestlers because he added weight training to his regimine. The White Wolf was actually very small for his era of Sumo, so he started looking to western weight training. By incorporating that into his routine he began to dominate the entire sport despite his size. So everyone else began to mimic him. Idk if that answered your question because I am pretty drunk, but I am trying to condensce several hundred years and multiple social eras into one...two(jfc I ate up the character limit) posts. Also Sumo is actually hella based. Each match is like 8-30 seconds long, and watching giant fat fucks smack the shit out of each other once every couple of months is great.
>>728325975Gr8 b8 this is even worse
>>728328941I fucking hate dastalmation dude
>>728333197This IS the dragon ball evolution approach wtf are you talking about?
>>728336205I am not too clear on this one. My mother is a artist and she tried to explain it to me one night over drinks but she used so much jargon that a lot of it went over my head. As I recall her explaining it to me, it was mostly the other way around. French artists became intensely interested in Japan's traditional art styles and then began to visit and emulate Japanese art a lot. It became an entire style in France called Japanoise or something and mimiced the Ukiyo paintings the Japanese did. As Japan gradually opened up to the rest of the world the Japanese recognized that there was this kinda cult afficiando appreciation of their culture in France and so the the influence began to swing both ways. The Belle Epoque (the style that Expedition 33 borrows heavily from) began to become this idealized thing in Japan and even in the post war period they had a lot of cultural influence from France during the cold war.Not gonna lie, I don't know a whole lot about art so I can't get into the nitty gritty, I just know that the French appreciation for Japanese aesthetics never really ended, and neither did the Japanese appreciation for French aesthetics. However when the reality of the modern era clashed with the beauty and graduer that the Japans has so loved if kinda messed with their head.I know that a lot more has been written about Japan, France, and their artistic exchange then there has been about sumo, so I am sure if you go to the library you can find a better source of information than some drunk boomer remembering half forgotan conversations for a quarter century ago. Suffice to say that France was extremely heavily influenced by Japanese art and the other way around.
>>728331338What if they got mike tyson tho
>>7283323593 fiddy is too old for the role, Balrog is ugly but don't look like someone grandpa.
>UFC featherweight champ as a literal who characterHumiliation ritual
>>728336205At one point in all our lives we would have encountered something for the first time and formed an idealised mental image of it before we gotten the chance to examine it in detail. And you know your children and their children will do it too. Hell, chinese things was considered fashionable to the elites in the 17th century europe (look up Chinoiserie), thinkers heard about their imperial examinations to select people to government and thought they were a fantastic, enlightened people. Of course it would be actual visitors to Qing china (see McCartney Mission) that could see things for how they actually were.
>>728328941>those narrow shoulders>that rat faceCouldn't be worse, really
>>728328941Worst miscast of the bunch.
>>728325380Dan is a faggot attractor and a joke so it lines up
>>728332381Having Nerscylla kill her squad via insect mpreg rape was a choice
>>728331365Bodied that freak
>>728328941Bison is supposed to look intimidating, not like the faggot from Spaceballs
I wonder if they actually going use vidya music.Sonic and mario just have snippets that is piss easy to miss.
>>728339493Stfu, he had small bit roles in a bunch of superhero movies. He's a great actor. Only outshined by T.I.
>>728325975I dated a half Anglo, half Thai girl for a while. She was the single most beautiful person I have ever seen in real life. She was also completely insane. The absolute worst type of BPD woman you can imagine. I regret ever dating her, but at the same time I regret ever breaking up with her.It is what it is. Some women are just trouble.
>>728333848There are so many images of Cody and random black women absolutely melting their panties around him it makes me wonder how the fuck he does it.
>>728339731He is a good actor but he's too basedlike to portray an intimidating chad like bison
>>728339773He's actually not a great actor at all. Having tiny shit roles in ant man and the like doesn't mean that he's a great actor.
>>728339750King of the Black womenyjk
>>728339825He had a tiny role in the tdk and then another tiny role in bladerunner, but let's not forget his other tiny role in suicide squad. I just love superhero movies and he's great, because he's great. You wouldn't get it
>>728332259>>728329939Cammy is not english you secondaries.
>>728325975>They at least nailed it hereYeah. They nailed it like a fucking coffin. Have some fucking standards. Holy shit this movie is gonna blow.
>>728340114???It says she is on the wiki chud
>>728339750>random black women absolutely melting their panties around him it makes me wonder how the fuck he does it.It's not that complicated, retard.
>>728325975No. Not at all.
>>728328941though it's Sylvester Stallone
>>728325380I think that it'll be fun. They seem to be passionate about it.
>>728329218This, before him there weren't any good comic movies villains, before Rocket Racoon and Groot there weren't any good animal people or plant people in movies
>>728338240ufc nerds love "legacy" when someone told him he's playing the most obscure SF1 character he was probably brought to tears. There's nothing fighters love more than being able to dredge up legacy. I'm 99% sure Joe will wind up in SF6 or 7 because of this appearance.
>>728336970He looks like a giant pussy and a nerd. The exact opposite of M. Bison
>>728334029Poison
>>728340114>NO ACTUALLY SHE'S A CLONE OF M.BISON AND - Shut the FUCK up. She's blonde, blue eyed, speaks with an English accent, works for the British government. The actress they cast for her looks nothing like her, it's the laziest excuse to race swap ever. Same shit with Juli, which is even less defensible.
>>728332209Cody's wife is really fucking hot
>>728343545>Cosplays as Big Boss>Makes his wife do a sexy cosplay of Big Boss' mother figure instead of his love interst Eva.What did the Codester mean by this?
>>728328303>bad Acquire taste asap
>>728333119This is the best or at least closest explanation for soul and other janky but ultimately enjoyable games, movies etc., making something you're passionate about while knowing your limitations and not taking yourself or your creation too seriously. Antisoul is trying to imitate the result without understanding the creative process behind.
>>728333119Trvke
>>728332813>hollywood ditching rule of cool for political reasonsThis is why they did it 100%, expect him to have some mannerisms reminiscent of whatever boogeymen politicians the director or producer don't like.
>>728343858Eva betrayed Cody... Boss and Cody have a bond deeper than love.
>>728333119Remains to be seen whether it will have sovl or not, there does seem to be some care for the characters and their movesets. I think it all centres around whether they pull off the bison. If he hams it up and is somewhat likeable it could work. If they just do snivelling jew dictator it will suck.>>728344498Talent+Passion: KinoNo talent + Passion: SoulTalent + no passion: CringeNo talent + No Passion: Slop
>>728343858He literally dressed his Husky Pharoah up as Eva from MGS3.That is the same husky he used to larp as on his alt-twitter account where he would shit on illegals and talk about how he wished America had its own hitler @HyruleHusky
>>728325380I thought the same thing. I didn't like his casting choice
>>728328406>>728328446>>728330552>>728333119>>728344280>DOOD le SOVL you don't get it x) xDMan what a bunch of fucking poser retards
>>728325380 I dont like it ether, hopefully someone will make an ai filter that let's you change people in the films oneday and we can choic how they look
>>728325975Shes suppose to be a white woman they got some dark haired woman. This is like ariana grande race switch.Why do these casting pile have to be so bad. Sont like how 50 is balrog. I have every thing about the film so far.
>>728345105You are literally quoting a post shitting on it for being "soul" while shitting on it for being "soul." You are illiterate and you post is worth less than nothing.jfc unfuck yourself.
>>728345105>he doesn't get it
>>728325380Why is he wearing a pink suit it's just so off. He also so thin. It's going to be like the 90s film it was so badDont for get the time in video game they made
>>728345339Holy esl
>>728325380Why is he wearing a suit and has a moustache?
>>728333327you just G O T T A
>>728343858NANOMACHINES IN HIS BLOODHARDEN AGAINST TRAUMA SONA NATION OF THE TRULY FREE DAMMIT
>>728343446>Same shit with Juli, which is even less defensible.It's actually more defensible.Juli is stated to be German, but she actually lived in the Thunderfoot Reserve in Mexico before being Bison'd, meaning she's likely part Native-American.Choosing a half-white/Half-brown actress does make sense.
>>728325975nigger she cant even fill the outfit.
>>728346883She turned into Julia Chang in that ending
>>728338506kek it's so fucking lame.Why would Capcom try to push a live adaptation when the animated movie already exists ?
>>728328303We never know how good we have it till we lose it...
>>728346993Yeah it was really blatant
>>728325975what the fuck is that hatwhat the fuck are those glovesIt's like some ai slop that doesn't understand the object it's looking at and copying
>>728328303It is actually worse.
>>728325380>Anhibi Dki
>>728325975>cammy brownlollmao
Chum li had a awful nice dress at the awards show tho
>>728325380>I'M WALUIGI!
>>728331829Fucking based. This "actress" is trash.Only good movie I saw of her was Playmobil.
>>728325975That seriously looks like a cheap cosplay outfit.
>>728325975>Blond blue eyed gymbunny >Cast a meth head thai chickYeah nailed it so hard bro >>728331757I love pre Bognadoff Anya but she is in terrible shape and has brown eyes I would had hired a fitchick like Leanbeefpatty, made her wear a green paper bag over her stupid Meg Griffin looking ass face and digitally replace it with an attractive blonde actress that is not very muscular for the role like Maddie Phillips Dunno if thats possible but it sounds fun
>>728328941He's unironically the best actor they have in this absolute turd and the only one that could potentially do a good job portraying Bison. He won't be able to top Raul Julia of course but he'll come closer than most.
>>728325975Cammy White? More like Cammy Yellow.Biggest fuckup in the entire movie to be honest.
>>728325975I think maybe it’d the polyester shine that makes it seem off. What Cammy is wearing looks more like a modified cotton sweater.
>>728325975Balrog is not lucky anymore..............
>>728325975I’m starting to think the reason there is pressure on western vidya artists to depict women more realistically is so they can have an easier time with filling the roles in shitty Hollywood adaptations.
Fucking Quintana. That creep can roll, man.
>>728331338ahahahahah
>>728349393I'm pretty sure blue eyed blonde girls that do weight lifting at the gym are more common in the west than starving half thai half australian mutts This is just somebody's daughter,girlfriend,cousin,etc getting a role because nepotism
>>728328941>Dastmalchian What the fuck? This nigga is Iranian?? I had no idea lmao. His last name literally translates to “maker of handkerchiefs”. This movie was based. But I also have a hard time seeing him as Bison. The casting director for this movie must be one of those pretentious avant-garde wankstains who doesn’t understand the contextual importance of a character’s physique in videogames.
>>728349735>starvingAmerica moment, still you are right there are people who squat
>>728332149He's a manosphere roganverse podcast retard.
>>728328941Kinda unrelated but I think it's funny how the west has stuck to having his name be M. Bison. like I get why, but that kinda thing would have been fixed by the third game in any other game series
>>728349858>The casting director for this movie must be one of those pretentious avant-garde wankstainsI dunno who cast it, but the Director Director is literally only known for doing The Eric Andre Show and Bad Trip.
>>728350154The legal issues are long past, now it's just because it's what people know.
>>728350154The fact that Balrog’s hair even forms the “M” shape never ceases to get a hearty kek out of me
>hurr this actor is a bad pick>because he isn't yellow or white enoughpol are the same as leftist trannies lmao
>>728349858Thread full of retards acting like muscle suits don't exist and think Homelander's actor is that bigThread full of retards don't know Raul Julia was a 140 lbs cancer patient when he played M. Bison
>>728328824He's onions
>>728328941I like this actor but he's way too fucking skinny to be Bison, he should have bulked up.
>>728325975>cast a brown eyed half Thai girl for the most white woman in the franchisewhat the fuck is their problem?
>>728348580She had fat fucking thighs in the trailer too
>>728325380jews gonna jew
>>728325380>niggas are mad about this and not that Cammy and Chun-Li are weak little waifs, or that they cast fucking WWE wrestlers to play half the charactersyou deserve this dog water ass movie
>>728328303>Sawada thinking that he's part of the team
>>728352490>or that they cast fucking WWE wrestlers to play half the charactersthis is objectively good though.
>>728351963That's the issue, a man dying from cancer looked more physically impressive than him.
>>728325975Outfit looks terrible. Looks more like a fake body armor than a leotard.
>>728331737He's basically Dan with no redeeming qualities.
>>728352606keep that same energy when Roman Reigns Akuma fucking blowsOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>728353182I can't wait for the big fight at the end where he has to take a nap two minutes in.
>>728330654Aparently while doing cocaine he was banging Cammy's actress in his trailer.
>>728325380>I have no brain and I must complain
>>728332067I'm calling it now. Despite being Guile, he is 100% going to give someone the Cross Rhodes in the movie.
>>728325975True, you can clearly tell they perfected the anglopid phenotype
>>728325975Looks too much like some OF whore. Cammy should be depicted as a brainwashed doll assassin
>>728325380He looks more like Robert Garcia than Dan Hibiki.
It's funny how /v/ frequently mocks twittertroons and redditor as soi slurpers, then proceed to out themselves as one too the moment /tv/cucks comes over
>>728325380Was the guy who played Ken high on coke during the award show? He was really jumpy. Not even like in the over positive fun way. More like the coked out overly manic way. He would just start saying something and stop and his eyes looked unhinged when he talked. Why isnt he a blonde white guy anyway? Plenty of those in Hollywood to play Ken who probably dont get coked out before big live shows.
>NOOOOO THIS ACTOR DOESN'T FIT PLAYING (character)You retards said the same thing about eggman in the sonic movies then memoryholed it saying he was perfect and you always knew he was gonna rock it
>>728330552Incredible how garbage suddenly becomes "SOVL" when the next generation gets their hands on it.
>>728335048I deserve only the best, yes. And no, super models are not the best.
>>728336205>>728335735oooooh it makes me wonder
at least they didn't cast the only 2 indian comedians hollywood seems to know for dhalsin
>>728328941can't beat the goat
>>728352490>weak little waifsIf they cast actual buff women everyone here would be calling them troons. Fuck, look at the Lara Croft thread thats up right now.
>>728328941Is that Rowan Atkinson under a pseudonym? Mr. Beason.
>>728325975I don't even know what's is thing supposed to be. Some poor spic mixture? SEAmonkey vacation fuck-up?
>>728325975I've seen better cosplays on literally any con
>>728339746That's just the Thai woman culture kicking in from her genes
>claw looks like shit againW H YHY
>>728328941People mad at him forget that he's just going to be destroyed by Akuma just like in ST. He isn't meant to be the big bad like in the old movies.
>>728328941he's a decent actor, but probably not the best fit for bison.still, it's gonna be real hard for anyone to fill the shoes left behind by raul julia, i imagine, in the minds of anyone who saw the original 1995 film.
>>728338506>claw on right hand>that hideous design
>>728331153he really was such a great actor
>>728350029He's a subversive kike that tries to grift off Rogan's audience, and sadly most of them are dumb enough to fall for it. Rogan's circle of "comedians" has maybe 4 or 5 actually talented, funny people surrounded by dozens of talentless hacks trying to siphon his audience.
not video games
>>728325927You're a moron. japs love copying Americans.
