the asari fears the human bimbo
people really find mass effect characters attractive?
>>728337934What the game should have looked like, if they wanted me to play it.
>>7283379343djeets "artists" were a mistake
>>728337934I can think of no reason an asari woman would have any entry-compatible vagina. It'd be exit only, probably not pleasurable.It's for this reason that balling Liara is 100% anal only, and fucking her vagina is probably a taboo.
>>728338065Let's see your art, saar.
>>728338169GOTTEM! better think twice before having an opinion about something you cant do bitch
>>728338021The girl with the mask made the top spot, go figure
>the asari fears the hu-
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>>728338113are we even sure they don't have a cloaca?
Ashley still has the horse face, no matter how many polygons you guys push in Blender
>>728338021Jack has the prettiest face, no contest
>>728338423Are they raping the collector corpse
>>728338113They're parasites. If you couldn't fuck them, they'd not attract as many suckers. They've probably evolved fantastic pussies that are compatible with all manner of species. You know it to be true.
>>728337934Ashley was a bitch with a man jaw.
>>728339841Based ME1 Ashley
>>728338423>>728337934>This is the kind of bimbo slop /v/tards goon to while calling Shadowheart and the new Lara ugly Boomers or repressed homos?
>>728342054>>728344215Miranda and Ashley are two separate characters
>>728338021Samara and Jack were cute
>>728337934Pretty sure asari like human bimbos.
>>728338113https://masseffect.livejournal.com/1505776.html
>>728344729weird that they modeled detailed asari puss and EDI cameltoe but Liara is a barbie doll and Ashley fucks in her underwear
>>728344418>overflowing tits ass and pussy>actually you are gayok dude, enjoy shadowfart and pajeeta croft
>>728345310 It's saaaara croft now saaaaar
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>>728345218Liara fucks naked in 3, but her model doesn't have nipples and pussy, as far as I remember. Porn makers added that, but for some reason a lot of porn of Liara uses that other model, that is curvier but overall looks worse.
>>728337934>>728338423keep going
>>728345486if you couldn't romance the character in ME1 it's not canon
I enjoy big blueberries.
>the asari fears the human bimbolol
>>728345310>My ideal female form is that of victim of a sleazy jewish plastic surgeon that talked her into a BBL, lip fillers and DD+ silicones >What do you mean "like trannies" noo I'm straight broFaggot
>>728346485Futa meme aside, asari still would act like this around human women.
>>728346485This is a highly inappropriate behavior toward your superior
>>728348123They aren't alliance military
>>728346485Is this the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
>>728348218Yeah
I miss it when Mass Effect was a manly game for men.
>>728348218yes?
>>728348386Made for BWC
>>728348386My femshep looks and acts like this.
>>728345438some of these saaaaras are cute ngl
>>728346440There simply isn't anything in the same vein
>>728348218No, it's the kind of person we want fucking the galaxy.
>>728349685>vein
>>728337934Nortubel tier body
>>728352626Indoctrination rhymes with bimbofication.
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