>Left is Lara designed by men>Right Lara was designed by the roastie at Crystal Dynamics LMAO
>NecklaceBoth look like shit, both of their games will be shit.
>>728349987FPBP
>>728349987Gotta hide that neck seam somehow.
>>728349987...?
>>728349987I don't understand why they giving Lara that cringe necklace only weirdo virgin girls wore
>>728349923she definitely looks like 40 yo roastie who goes to india to find herself
you girls get so mad when someone changes how your dolls look
>>728350819>Grey hairWhy can't we have young Lara? Did she stop exploring after tr shadows?
>>728349923she looks so le wholesome quirky chungus pilled
>>728349923What's the point of making her look different in both games? This company is fucking retarded. They can't make up their mind on her appearance. Even in the "definitive" edition of nuLara 2013 they changed her face around.
>>728350819>what do you mean a woman who is constantly traveling to exotic places doing high action shit ages faster than some girl with a WFH job?
>>728350819She looks terrible. Even technically as a 3d mode absolutely amateur work.
>>728350873then don't change it, faggotbtw companies spend millions to buy the looks and name of those dolls to invest milions hoping to make more millionsyours wasn't a smart comment
>>728351943It's 2 different companies, the old Lara game is made by crystal dynamics That said someone should rescue this ip from retards already
>>728352132It's common knowledge outside America that an active lifestyle leads to aging well.
>>728352791Hopefully the IP gets handed over to the polish studio if their game sells well and crystal dynamics flops.
>>728350819I know guys who have bigger tits than her.
>>728352816Cruise has been on every supplement, roids, test and hgh known to man for decades. He's had numerous surgeries, face lifts and botox injections. Show me a 50 year old construction worker, farmer or athlete who doesn't look his age.
>>728350873Obviously some childish people with corporate backing were really mad about the decades of classic designs that's why they were changed, retard.
>>728351197Unified timeline which starts with the nu-reboot trilogy, followed by LAU with the new remake replacing Anniversary, followed by the rest of the original series from 2 onwards, and then the new 2027 game. Plus whatever comics and other shit has been released over the years.Canonically the 2027 Lara has been through like 20+ full-fledged adventures.
>>728349923Right is literally just pre-bogged Millie Bobbie Brown
>>728352981hopeful it get taken away from guy making the remake too soif coult begiven tosomeone who purge her from any hint of NuLaranessnot my Lara
>>728353323fuck that shit.I hate it more than seeing more survivor shit
>>728349923I don't love the Catalyst Lara but it is better than the left image, but in the trailers, Atlantis Lara looks way better.
>>728353086I'm not gonna argue with your obese ass anymore if an active lifestyle is healthier than sitting all day.
>>728353607The state of your reading comprehension needs to be studied for decades. It's actually unbelievably bad.
>>728353607These men get their bones broken regularly but they look younger than all the fat office millennials. Lara should look even younger than them.
>>728353607all these men have brain damage
>>728353436>google Millie Bobbie Brown>21 years old>she looks older and shittier than nu-nu-laraMan zoommutts are something else holy fuck
>>728349923flat.as.a.tack
>>728349923Chuds won.
These are both nuLaras. I don't want your rendition of le modern audience Lara, I want Lara you nigger devs. Either bring back Lara or kill yourselves.
>>728349923I wish Lara stopped looking like a generic white woman and instead looked more like the original.
>>728353086>the guy who's very openly anti-medicine has been on every supplement, roids, test and hghdyrbi
>>728353885Aren't they also millennials
>>728349923NASOLABIAL FOLDS
>>728353602that damned nuLara necklaceI don't like her very much. Why is she this doe eyed? doens't feel like Lara
>>728349923Both look like generic cunt you can see on the street. I literally went to take a shit ten minutes ago and forgot both these faces by the time I was out. Lara Croft is supposed to be a fucking bombshell of a woman with proportions that defy gravity and can make your dick explode with one look. Haven't seen that since Underworld, so i'm not playing this gay nulara shit
>>728350819Why the fuck does she smile so stupid while shooting someone in the face? what a weird ass fucking psycho bitch, kys crystal dynamics, you have no idea how to make a fucking new tomb raider game
>>728353981Sorry Iwon't settle for middle of the roadcompromise unified Lara. It's a step on the right direction, but that still nuLara. and lookwise is tame and not very Lara-y
>>728353931right? 21 but look like 35-40.
>>728354258right is shit.Left... I would play a game with a character like that, but not is she's trying to pass as Lara
>>728354090>American bimbo is LaraNo, the new one isn't perfect but she was never american(black) bait. No lipfillers, small ass, lithe body, big but not excessively big breasts that are prominant in her outfits with a good British voice
>>728349923I'm cautiously optimistic.Fuck it, I admit I loved the Atlantis trailer.If the game is the complete opposite I will spend my leftover years shitting on them. But I have hope.
>>728355027what the fuck did you love about it, it's going to be another shitty demake that's even more dumbed down and streamlined than anniversary
>>728349923I...anons...I like left's face...quite a lot...
>>728349987cope
>>728355027I don't believe you're real or genuine, any real person who has a functioning brain sees the state of things or have at least been burned on buying a new game in years past, like this guy >>728355097 this guy is real and plays games and notices things
>>728355151Left is fine (for a white hag). People are making fun of the pajeeta on the right.
>>728355151atlantis lara looks fine, her voice is awful though
Make her older, but give her back, her massive rack.
>>728349923Should I grab the Tomb Raider Definitve Survivor Trilogy while it's 90% off? What are the best Lara coom mods for those games?
reminder only trannies dislike it
>>728355717There's only like 1 nude body and outfits using it for the 2nd and 3rd game. Problem was sqeenix went around falsely DMCAing naughty mods during the first game so no one made modding tools for the other games until long after the series ended, so the mod scene is really small compared to the REmake games.
>>728355732>browsing reseterasup troonbro
I wonder what happens if Legacy of Atlantis outsells Catalyst?
>>728354095>Original>British AristocratYeah
>>728356103>noooo dont look at what were writinglmao, know your enemy, cuck
>>728355732Good sign
>>728354090>bogged lara
>>728356374do you look at gay porn too?
>>728349923Left looks fierce.Right looks gormless. Absolutely no gorm at all.
>>728355732This means fucking nothing, faggot.>trannies dislike Hogwarts>boot up the game>tranny bartender NPCHorsefucker Lara will never be Lara.
>>728355732The order they did the trailers in was pretty funny. They show the new game and people started to comment that they miss when she used to wear shorts, do gymnastics and shoot dinosaurs.And then the followup remake trailer is just that.
>>728349987meds! NOW
>>728355732God damn, barely even the slightest whiff of sex appeal and the trannies are already raging.
>>728354948>y, big but not excessively big breasts tthen it's not Laralara has bigger tits>>728355732>nuLara facenope>>728357164still nuLara, therefore no play
>>728349923I'd be into hag Lara what good is a hag without big tits
>>728357285Lara has bigger tits but not as big as the picture I replied to and arguably the problem is the fit of her clothing more thant he size
>>728355732Reminder this is her new personalityEveryone will hate it, while leftoid culture warriors will pretend to love it but not actually play it
the issue isn't that she's nu-lara or looks uglyit's that these are AAA games in >the current year, so they're going to be shit. they would've been shit even if they made lara accuratejust ignore this shit instead of talking about it, the target audience of the industry is women and faggots now
>>728349923Leftists are butthurt that Lara is too attractive
>>728356091>Problem was sqeenix went around falsely DMCAing naughty mods during the first gameWhat is it with these retarded companies and not understanding that modding usually prolongs a game's lifespan.
>>728357334te pic you replayed too is a plastic bimbo, and for real, not in the leftist sense, I agreeMy complaint is that shedoesn't look like a femme fatale AT ALL, and she the atheticism but not the grace.And tits should gain 1 cup
>>728357568Good good.Still not actual Lara-tier hotphyrric victory
>>728357568>too attractiveshe's ugly though
>>728356183I am hoping for thisI'm wondering if legacy of atlantis leaked over catalyst to fuck it overNo doubt catalyst is getting the bulk of the marketing
>>728357568why they pretend that rise wasnt hot
>>728353981boring, let me know when they mod massive honkers and string bikini on her.
>>728349923i like them both
>>728357164 Sorry, anon, but barking "meds" every time someone doesn't worship the crusty reboot version doesn’t change the fact that nu-Lara has all the personality of wet drywall. Classic Lara had sass, boobs, and blew up dinosaurs for fun. This new one's just depressed in a cave somewhere sipping oat milk.
>>728349923wait im confused, is there two new tomb raider games coming out from different studios?
>>728349987flippy bippy
>>728353086>Show me a 50 year old construction worker, farmer or athlete who doesn't look his age.>Please show me people who work outside under the sun which is known to age people's skin faster to prove my pointFucking retard, it's not because of the physical exercise, fattie cope
>>728349923>shit Nu lara is so awful she gets reconstructive face surgery between every sequel>"problematic" OG Lara who supposedly had plastic surgery had the same exact face across fucking 10 games and 3 generations of consoles
>>728358262because it looks like shit.that's why everyonethink this okay-ish Lara is a bombshell compared to her
>>728358445yes. one is mostly Lara in a TR1 remake, the other is mostly nuLara but 40yo in new setpiece pornnow: how much do you trust Amazon (remake) games and Crystal Dynamics (setpiece porn)?
>>728354293Millennial women don't know how to make a seductive smile. The same shit happened with MJ in spiderman 2 kek
>dinos with feathersIts fucking over
>>728349923Where's the AIslop of these two lauras kissing?
>>728358857are you a homosexual
>>728349923Right is more like Aunt Raider
>>728349923Is it really that difficult to make her look like she used to when her games were fun?
hope in the Atlantis one she looks like in thetraile and not like OP'sleft pic or like that awful babyface in the pic with the diving suit. Hope that is an early model or some half assed AI pic
>>728355254Kinda surprised AI is being used to judge beauty objectively. We start veering into pro-eugenics arguments when we admit that beauty is objective, and we're all told that eugenics is very evil.
>>728359587You are so sad.you jump in every now and then, post thos ugly pics of that ugly girl to get a (you) and then crawl back, calling normal people who laugh at you "gay"I'm happy that you will never get another game with that stupid ugly character enjoy
>>728359587Jesus, she is so beautiful. Holy cow really. I can't take it anymore.
>>728359619This looks billions of times better than what we got>>728359901beauty was always objective. We evolved for billions of years to be able to assess it. Any difference of opionion is a matter of minimal difference in tuning in 10 billions of brains
>>728349923Looks like that sexy wine aunt who likes to get REALLY close to you during family gatherings.Which is great by the way.Like half of all male protagonists are grizzled, bearded middle-aged men, where are all the hot mommies and aunties?
I wish remake's tits was a tad bit bigger
>>728360183>where are all the hot mommies and aunties?Forbidden by hobby invaders. But don't worry, they already started bowing to normality and they will continue bowing until the real Lara qll be back, and will be standard
>>728360310you and everyone who isn't an hobby invader
>>728360087>This looks billions of times better than what we gotIt's not even that I personally find 'new-Lara' an unattractive woman, it's the fact that she's just not Lara Croft to me. At no point during the new trilogy did I think they were the same person. They look and behave so differently that they are practically an entirely new character/franchise.The old Lara looks more confident, more intelligent, refined and confident and it all shows simply through the way she moves, looks and acts. Old Lara is simply good character design. Thin eyebrows, sharp features and a cocky smirk. Proper English aristocracy using her money for fun and adventure, not some soft American college student phenotype.
>>728360492>It's not even that I personally find 'new-Lara' an unattractive woman,me neither (we are talking about the new remake model, right? not nuLara, she looked awful, genuinely hated her lookwiseand character wise)> it's the fact that she's just not Lara Croft to me.Agree.But I don't thnk we are even that far off. Meaning that with few obvious touch (that they delibrately didn't add) she wold be fine. and she need a 120% femme fatale injection), still taling about the new Atlantis trailer>At no point during the new trilogy did I think they were the same person. They look and behave so differently that they are practically an entirely new character/franchise.100% agree, and it was by design. Nothing about her wass compatible with Lara orcoud ever lead to anything resembling Lara>The old Lara looks more confident, more intelligent, refined and confident and it all shows simply through the way she moves, looks and acts. Old Lara is simply good character design. Thin eyebrows, sharp features and a cocky smirk. Proper English aristocracy using her money for fun and adventure, not some soft American college student phenotype.200% agree
>>728350098It's a nulara attribute, and this character is "unified" Lara, not the original, they need to shove nuLara shit further
>>728360961thisthat shit doesn't belong to the real Lara
>>728349987I don't get this new chud talking point. I always imagine the necklace is there to show off her tits
>Decide to play the entire Tomb Raider franchise for the first time after only playing a small amount of Rise many years ago>Start with 2013>It's basically a fucking action horror game with metroidvania elementsI was expecting Uncharted but I ended up pleasantly surprised
>>728359934why are you gay
>>728361103no it's there to signaal continuity with Survivor Lara, and Lara Croft fans hate that imposter Crystal Dynamics' OCyou're welcome,"chud"
>>728361616>imposter Crystal Dynamics' OCyou forgot ugly
>>728349923Both look very attractive actually, both teams did a good job. I personally prefer right, but both are very solid female designs, that's the Lara we all know and love adapted to the modern era without the very problematic aspects of the past.>>728352816>leftNotorious narcissist who puts a LOT of effort and money into his appearance, uses a rigorous cryotherapy routine, has some cosmetic procedures, etc. Dude cares so much his appearance he doesn't even allow his likeness to be used in games.>rightFamous dyke who never cared about fitting in the beauty standards that straight men like for obvious reasons.Men do age slightly better than women, but that's a terrible comparison.
>>728349987What wrong with the necklace? It brings your attention to the tits.
>>728349923>>728350819Right looks like Millie Bobbie Brown
>>728361932Reminding me of a quote that I cant source anymore:>The gorgeous and beautiful french women, that only exist in the minds of Hollywood writers and directorsYour left example could easily pass as guy.But, its just hilarious in general, that you compare anime style characters that ltrl reuse the same face model, with models that are almost fascescans of real people.Next time use a real example, like the Yakuza games, otherwise you wont ever be taken seriously.
>>728361996it's nuLara bullshit and Lara was never a nuLaraif you want to draw attention to tits make them bigger>>728361932>a without the very problematic aspects of the past.(you)
>>728363037>Your left example could easily pass as guy.Maybe you and your countrymen look like women instead, because the men from where I'm from, most certainly don't look like that, maybe we're too manly and high test.>But, its just hilarious in general, that you compare anime style charactersBecause plastic dolls are considered "hot" "women" here somehow.
>>728360492yeah, I think the real lara croft has to look a bit like an arrogant aristocraft bimbo. This is why nobody complained about Angelina Jolie, she embodies that vibe even though she doesn't really look exactly like the videogame Lara Croft either.
>>728349923Which one is getting penetrated all the way through by the horse?
>>728349987FPBP, necklacetroons seething
>>728363763Have you never seen a doll before?
Brown eyes are so hot you guys.
>>728363763well you call attractive women and all stylized woman plastic doll, so the confusion is your faultnow you can take your muh irl non argument and fuck off from fiction. Your ideology is done either way
>>728349923to mature is to realize left would look better with right's skinleft is too smooth and clean for a "tomb raider"
>>728363763>High T argumentahh Jesus, thats the level we are on now?next you start bitching about processed foods...you can claim >plastic dollas much as you like, there have always been good and bad looking people and you wont change that with your shittake
>>728364163>>728364098
>>728363937This, and I don't see it in the new model>>728364098I'm quite sure he regularly had at least one as buttplug for most of his lifePlease be patient
>>728364230Don't talk to your father like that.
There's always this one schizo obsessed with woke culture wars arguing with himself and then just a sea of coomers.
>>728364142no thanks, enoug hwith the skin imperfections on these shitty AAA modelscharacters should be idealized
>>728364163stylied >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> realismslopif you want realism leave your basement
>>728349923I might be autist because I don't see any difference. I mean right one is clearly older but that's it. What exactly makes the left one more feminine?
>>728364163Thats your money brain being triggered by lipgloss and and all the other shit she is wearing.Woman know how to attract and what features to pronounce, where do you think push up bras come from...
>>728364337You perfectly described real life
>>728349923Face looks alright to me, reminds me of a realistic rendition of Underworld LaraNo reason to tune down her body though, there's nothing wrong with the old one even if they go for a realistic style
>>728364473>autistyep
>>728361932Your image isn't helping your case dude, it's just showing that plastic dolls are better than women.
>>728349923fake marketing post to incite people to discuss a dead franchise.there is nothing genuine on this board anymore.
>>728359587literally Gemma Arterton
>>728349923but they're both by Crystal Dynamics
>/v/ when your character is not a samefaced hapa
>>728361616Retard.
>>728359934You genuinely sound like a seething faggot. Go jack off to koreaslop before shooting your HRT and passing out.
>>728359619this is what modern lara should look like
>>728357471>lara are you okay?>you literally stole them lara>we paid you to steal them>lara? Do you need medical attention?
>>728352132I don't care about realism, she's a an archeologist who's also a killing machine, her skin should be spotless and she should be as attractive as she was in the past. If you want to make a game about some decrepit roastie going to find herself in exotic locations, go ahead, just don't touch Lara.
>>728354293She's smirking at incel /v/'s collective micropenis.
>>728357471That means she's also campaigning to return the British museum greek collection or is it just these non-white artifacts that are important?
>>728364446Right isn't style>>728363763it's a deformed mutant attempt at realism.
>>728349923>>728350819>everyone keeps using this one shot while ignoring this other much better looking shot
>>728349987
>multiple continuos Lara threads for the last 2 daysShe really is the Queen of all vidya.
>>728357471Lara is the type of person who shoots dinosaurs because it gives her a thrill not saves them for science. She's not against helping people along the way if it all aligns, but she's in it primarily for herself and the chase.Also why is she brown now?
>>728364741Left is Flying Wild HogRight is Crystal Dynamics
>>728349923Hahaha so she is a jeet now lmfao so the India rumors are true?
>>728365709she definitely looks ethnic
>>728365876it's SAAARA CROFT now
>>728349923Why the FUCK would they use two completely different designs for the same character in two games developed simultaneously and released with less than a year difference?
>>728365876She looks the the average Britbong now
>>728349987Based, necklaces are woke DEI garbage.
>>728365887She's an authentic English rose, like Kate Beckinsale, Keira Knightley, Gemma Arterton, Hayley Atwell etc.
>>728366082Classic fans hate the necklace because it's the symbol of her daddy issues which classic Lara never had. Giving her the necklace means it's just reboot Lara 2.0 instead of a return of classic Lara.
>>728355274I'm just not a bitter manchild who can only feel better if he berates someone else.
>>728365876we already know she's not aryan. try playing her game, dude
>>728350873>you girlsThank you, that was very validating to hear.
>>728365709She definitely is the queen of r34. Even on pornhub she's second only to tifa despite her rise model being shit and rise coming before FF7 troon edition and flopping.
>>728365682I don't like her being older though
>>728367125yep even the Death by Deadlight retardos love her DLC
This feels more like LAU
Women are ugly on the inside so they should be depicted as ugly on the outside too
>>728349987Based and correct
>>728361932Top - womenBottom - men (she/they)
>>728364098>Have you never seen a doll before?Unironically plastic dolls have more diverse looks than the polygonal plastic dolls in "realistic" Chinese / Korean / Japanese (excluding a few like Capcom) slop with the same trimmed v-line chin, unnatural-looking noses, etc.>>728364140>well you call attractive women and all stylized woman plastic doll, so the confusion is your faultNope, I would never call an attractive woman a plastic doll, the stylized "women" from Venus Vacation and Stellar Blade look like plastic dolls though, it's an accurate definition in their case.>>728364145>there have always been good and bad looking people and you wont change that with your shittakeThe only people complaining about diverse looks are the porn addicts who complain about every female that doesn't look like a plastic doll.>>728364163Yes.>>728364613>Your image isn't helping your case dude, it's just showing that plastic dolls are better than women.If you say so.
>It's not a plastic doll face bro!
>>728367710It does, they even have the Underworld wetsuit.I wonder if they'll do the other outfits too
>>728368615My favorite version of this meme is the real life one, an actual crime imo
>>728349923Why would I play this NuLara dogshit when I can play the based remasters instead?
>>728368615went to both Japan and Korea. Girls that look like Eve exist. What is funny though is that on average the asian women are really pretty but the guys look like slobs. Maybe except for Korea and the more fashionable places in Tokyo
>>728355151me too
>>728369385>left>woman with some strong features, they make her look confident and capable>soulless bugman that you can't imagine doing anything but vapid shit like posting skimpy pictures on instagram or doing pornTruly sad
>>728372159forgot>right
>>728357471What the fuck is this shit?
>>728372159I didn't even think about that t.bh, I just believe she looked much cuter before but maybe I'm just gay.
>>728369142They probably going for a capcom route>A team makes remakes the other makes the new gameThey can basically remake a lot. Too bad the sequel is still under roasties control making Lara a hag for no fucking reason.Just make a fucking new heroine
>>728372635You are. She looks like my chinese friend (male)
>>728349923They are both bad.
>>728373289Tb.f all chinese men and women look like each other, in the old wuxia films they just put on men clothes and no one is able to tell the difference.
>>728364765Stay mad inbred. Nucklace = nuLara = not the real Lara>>728364845you sound like this female character must be immune to anything said against it,The sexualization is coming back and realism is on the way out. This is just a small step toward normality >>728365493copestylized >>>>>> realismslop>>728366683>try playing her game, dudeyes the non ethinc ones made before 2013
>>728359619I'm sorry you went through puberty when CGI was an immature technology and became sexually attracted to bitches who look like they had their entire face paralyzed through excessive botox injections and botched plastic surgeries.
>>728368615stop masturbating.nobdy wants realism in games.bring back the dolls>>728368738LOOKS GREAT. MORE!>>728373008it's not a remake if it has shitty unified Lara
>>728373823I'm sincerely sorry for your mental problems.Fiction doesn't care about you realism and abhors normalityyour compulsive masturbating problem won't fall on normal people's shoulders, who demand beauty, sexualiation and exceptional stylized beauty
>>728369385>>728372159>still posting the same 2010 pic >even when the most popular 5th gen girl has a stronger jaw and chin than every chinlet ITTGrim
>>728374170That serial masturbator seething about beauty is intrinsically repetitve, like all autistic troons
>>728365682She looks 1/1 like a middleschool teacher I had.She always wore sweaters and had huge tits.Like, if this Lara had the old lara tier boobs. That'd be her.
how did these turn out? oldfags who can speak with authority on it want to let me know? they're on sale so I was feeling like grabbing thembe brutally honest
>>728354090just say you want huge tits
>>728374046>>728374578Anon... are you genuinely too autistic to realize how transparent this projection is?
>>728373823>immediately shows his handAnon, this is why people bait you further, please learn some control before you post.
>>728374807they're good. Get the framerate unlocker mod for the first trilogy if you want to play with classic graphics, otherwise it's locked to 30.Haven't gotten around to AoD yet but the rest of the games + expansions are worth your time
>>728374807I've been enjoying them, remaster Lara is cute, but there are some parts where the old graphics look better. AOD is still a clusterfuck, but it's probably the best way to play it
>>728374938I hope you get better, fapperThis way you will enjouy sexualized stylized characters coming back like all normal peopleyou would feel pretty lonely otherwise
>>728375027Stop samefagging all over this thread in a desperate attempt to make your autistic preferences seem like the norm.
>>728375834
>>728349923i was away for the last few daysCan someone explain what happened to the lara from the reboot trilogy? Is she the same one the right? Why is there a different lara on the left. I thought the reboot trilogy was the canon lara for the next decade. why did they change the face model?
>>728375406>>728375789thankyou gents
>>728376040Two different gamesOne is a remake and the other a sequel made by CD (Lara is old because the CD leader is literally a roastie)
>>728374807They are great, 1:1 the og experience made with the help of autistic TR actual fans, with zer bastardization from devs. Suffice to say that woke Crystal Dynamics refused to market it and, after not even touching it, they demanded a seething disclaimer where they disown this sexist and primitive artifact of a previous cultural landscape that don't represent them in any way.It has both tank controls and modern controls, you can switch to og graphics whenever you want.It's a 30 years old game, therefore as exceptional and charming and atmospheric game with a fun, sexy fantastic character that mogs any future bastardized version, be aware that... it's a 30 yo game. Knowing this it's up to you
>>728374875and?just say that you hate the ideal female form (which isnt the latex model above, but whatever)
>>728376283very informative thankyou
>>728375807It's not even sexy. That's the fucking point. Early CG renders look plastic and uncanny. I'm not gonna press you into insisting bloated face scan claymation-looking models are hot but surely you have to see how this isn't any better. I know you THINK you've unlocked the perfect rebuttal by just counter-accusing everyone of being porn-obsessed gooners but no. It doesn't work because NO ONE NORMAL THINKS EARLY CG RENDERS ARE HOT.
>>728376283A lot of people only knew it existed thanks to nintendo direct. After that trailer they literally spent months without videos, ZERO marketing
>>728367710Honestly the remake looks a lot better. LAU was always comfy and I guess they want to go back for this formula for the remakes.The necklace is shit though, but I guess it's one of the conditions since they are obsessed to make Lara a completely different characterHonestly my dream is someone based to buy the ip. Roasties can't write stacies
>>728376283>Suffice to say that woke Crystal Dynamics refused to market it and, after not even touching it, they demanded a seething disclaimer where they disown this sexist and primitive artifact of a previous cultural landscape that don't represent them in any way.This can't be real, surely they can't be that petty, can they?
>>728376040they made a salad of everything. Basically survivor lara was canned because nobody liked her. The new salad Lara will have 2 games, 1 is made by Amazon, will be a remake of tr1 and will star a salad Lara that will be a bit of Classic, Lau and just some reference to survivor uggo. 2 will be woke Crystal Dynamics with a new story, will star a 40 yo salad Lara, will be a LAU Lara with some survivor and will be a setpiece show. Continuity, lore and consistence doesn't matter anymore. Everything andnothing happened and is or isn't in continuity, nobody knows, not even them.
>>728373875It doesn't even make sense. They said Catalyst is Underworld sequel BUT Underworld was the lau timeline, there Lara lost her mother in an accident, her original clashes with survivor Lara.I don't fucking know why they think we give a shit about Johan shit. Amanda was more based than all the shitty characters from Survivor.Hell it even had a black woman as Lara friend but she was hot so it doesn't count kek
>>728376723I don't have tht saved butit was posted and laughed at here a lot>>728376398You're welcome>>728376492Sounds like a YOU problem. Normal people disagree, whatever you said.I've not really read your post s if you conceded let's pretend that I accepted it
>>728376723Nta but it is. People were literally BEGGING to show videos and they refused to.The disclaimer was from CD, not the fans who made the remastered. They want Lara to be a cuck like pic related.They should just fucking make their own original character and leave Lara alone, but Lara is too popular
>>728376668All this.Wish there was an upvote system just for your postI don't know you, but we now are friends
>>728377047>DONATE artifacts >Get mad and immediately ask to give them backKEK literally femcel behaviour Also lara would never donate her prizes, she literally collected them for her manor like the stacy she was
>>728376831Unified Lara cannot make sense. Lau can be reworked as classic with some effort, but mixing nuLara is like mixing spongebob with Batman. And the lore and continuity are possibily even worse.Basically those statement are aimed at people who don't know about Lara and fanboys who will write 100 pages of fanfiction to justify it.You just need to know that one is a remae of 1 and has a unified Lara who is mostly LAU, a bit of classic and some reference to survivor, working in a LAU-ish frame. The other will be new, a setpiece galore adventure, it will LAU lara with some % of nuLara and will be more crystal dynamics stuff The rest literally doesn't matter, we don't know, will never knoww, they don't know either.If they think at the last minut that something is canon it's canon, it wil probably happen in some unrecognizable way but whatever, it doesn't matter.enjoy
>>728377047Does anyone still have that disclaimer saved?
>>728376283That's it. Close down Crystal Dynamics
>>728377681Even resetera dislikes nuLara kek, at this point just make a new timeline, it's not like tr games lore were deep, they are simple adventure games with a 1 page plot.What, they want to reference the """fantastic"""" character Jonah is?LAU was already enough as a reboot and the only acceptable characters were winston, zip and Amanda as Lara's rival
Apparently they fired a pajeeta kek, I wouldn't be surprised if she sucked someone's cock to make Lara look like her like the roastie did with MJ in spiderman 2And the prince of persia leaks showed the prince being a jeet now too kek
>>728349987ascended chuddery
>>728376668>LAU was always comfy and I guess they want to go back for this formula for the remakes.wouldn't hate that at all
>>728349987Based, but what about the Epstein Files?
>>728377994what I specifically find asshole behavior is that they make 2 games and have the perfect opportunity to make everyone happy making one for the real Lara and the other for their shitty OC, but no they have to turn both in two different variation of slad Lara with salad continuity.Literally why?Pure spite for being forced to incorporate Lara elements because their nulara was rejected by the market and they could never bury the real deal?
>>728378109Wouldn't surprise me. It's not like DEI hires have a career for their competence
>>728376823>Basically survivor lara was canned because nobody liked heris this true? My understanding was that she fine and well liked by both moids and foids
>>728361932Both of these are plastic dolls when I touch them up to be printed as an .stl
>>728378448drop the nuLara necklace and you can have them
>>728369696>not posting webm of boomer freezer
>>728376668The necklace should be easy to mod out but I bet she will have story scene flashbacks about MUH DADDY and MUH ROTH
>>728378639femoids are mostly og Lara fans. OG Lara had 40% female playerbase back when girls would rather die than being caught playing gamesnuara has mostly a male fanbase of bets who waifu her attainability and insecure roasties who arent' intimidated by her homely lookAn no, nuLara isn't well liked. Any product baed on her underperformed or bombed except 2013, the trilogy was in sale for pennies wince week 1, the ip and the devs were sold for pennies, then burrowed for pennies from amazon who made an anime that bombed, movie bombed. And in the end here we are, where they are forced topartially bow to the og character.And even restera dislike nuLara, just saying
>>728378890Dropped if she have that shit in the remake. The CD one I don't even consider
>>728349923which one has the better tits and ass tho
>>728379165>amazon who made an anime that bombed, movie bombedseems like season 2 also bombed, nobody is talking about itand the live action show with fucking phoebe waller-bridge who instantly demanded an actress with flat chest in public interviews and then cast sophie turner who can't act for shit lmaothey have no idea what the fuck they're doing with the franchise
>>728349923>nasolabial folds
>>728379385left. It's not incredible but the other is made by Crystal Dynamics so...
>>728379796They are the same models, just slightly difference face texture and hair
>>728379994holy niggerballs and no source post
>>728379415>seems like season 2 also bombed, nobody is talking about itnot a surprise. s1 was mocked so hard by everyone, even woketards hated and only the most hardcore of them jumped in to defend it>and the live action show with fucking phoebe waller-bridge who instantly demanded an actress with flat chest in public interviews and then cast sophie turner who can't act for shit lmaoshe took the money, said she had written nothing and left. Dunno why she wasn't sued. That shit is in the limbo anyway, if not canned.>they have no idea what the fuck they're doing with the franchisethe storm of 360° TR related products and the haf assed bowing to og fans' demands is very suspect. It's just my impression but it feels like a last chance to make or break it. Are they possibly on their last leg and whoring the ip to everyone hoping for the best? Who knows. Either way his massive concerted effort, especially from those notorious IP gatekeepers who hate Lara, is very suspicous
>>728379994The yare completely different, based on different references and made from different groups, schizo.
I'll wait for mods.
>>728380772Lara has never looked like this
>>728380943yeah the face is too nuLaray and that necklace sucksalso doesn't gie me larger than life vibesThe rest is fixed
>>728380943Mine does.
>>728377767
>>728378515It's pure spite from unmarried millennial women who missed out their romance era and motherhood.As you said, just>No necklace>Big boobsAnd you get millions easily. It's the intention people despise, remember dead space remake killed the ip for being woke. Without the woke elements DS would be second to resident evilWestern companies need to accept people dislike bad intentions.
>>728381424>In hopes that we may acknowledge its harmful impact and learn from it>Acknowledge and learn
>>728378515This is crystal dynamics btwIt's easier to enter the White House over trying to expose a sexy design there.Remember that Ratchet character where some roastie screamed "AIEEEEEEE LOMBA BOOBS" like a retard?
>>728381402kiss me
>>728381424what armuful stereotype was in the og games that the survivorshit trilogy didn't have x10?
>>728381424Thank you anonlol if that's not a comical level of seething don't know what it is.Also>we prefer to keep it as it is...Bitch please, you had no chice at all. You rejected the idea of a remaster for 10 years despite the demands, it was impsed to you by embracer and you do all could to stop it, including refusint to market it. And you failed so you settled for this bullshit statement.CD needs to fail and close so hard...
>>728381495100% agree
>>728381717yeah.Sad clowns
I've never played these games before. Do I play Rise of the Tomb Raider or the remaster (not remake) first?
>>728358262>>728359587>>728360064>this got wasted on 3D horse cocks.
>>728357471They never care about their own history. Arabs literally sell it off or destroy it lol. We care more about it then they do.
>>728381495What the fuck is your beef with necklaces
Animations from the trailer look really second-rate. Fear the masses are resting on their "laurels" from a single brief respite from woke entropy, not realizing we've still got so far to fall with the disappearance of the WASP nerd archetype.
>>728382027certainly not depiction of cultures, just by looking at the troll tribe from Shadow. And definitely not women. Or men. Or blacks.Survivor is worse even at being progressive, while exsisting only as a progressive statement against the real Lara
>>728357471>Lara steals the mask>the guy who she gives it to uses it for evil voodoo ritual>maks gets destroyedCant write this shit
>>728382826>The broken teapot can be put back together, but it'll be tarnished, only to be looked at and leave you asking, "What went wrong?">I guess, after all, the British should always rule the world.I clapped.
>>728382531The new ones will be ther own things, dropping at best some references that you certainly won't need any extra material to understand.Either way paly the remasters, just remeber that it's a set of 30yo games. Awesome with an awesome character, but 30yo old. The Rise etc trilogy aren't worth it, it isn't even Lara
>meanwhile in reality
>>728382689It's the survivor necklace and a staple or survior girl design, which signals a connection with that shit character that Lara fans hateNecklace = not the real Lara
>>728382531Play the new remasters 1-3. 4-6 might still get patches to fix stuff. Install this mod to fix stuff the developers were too lazy to do. https://www.nexusmods.com/tombraidertrilogyremastered/mods/945?tab=files
I do appreciate that they actually cast the most British actress that has ever existed as the new Lara. The whole remake trailer and some bits of the Catalyst almost seem like a bit of an apology for Survivor
>>728382826even stylized she looks awful
so the left is a remake of the first gameand the second is a sequel to underworld? I never even played underworld, and didn't they already remake the first tomb raider in the past, wasn't that what legend was? Or anniversary I think, I know they made those in the 2000s around the same time as underworld though I never played underworld. I played both anniversary and legend and remember nothing about them though.
>>728354253Modern western devs can't into character design or art direction anymore, so every character just gets the same generic "realistic" faceThat kind of doe-eyed face is generically attractive in a way that doesn't offend anyone but still looks attractive enough to read as Lara to normies and non-fans
>>728383298That fucking stupid smug look and the generic grey tank top some committee decided that every female character should wear are just so awful. And then the hunger games bow.
>>728383317Yeah anniversary was a remake of 1
>>728383317It's fucking weird if it's a sequal to underwolrd when the PC version of it is buggy as fuck and the true ending is xbox360 exclusive dlc. And it does not even have a ps5 port!
>>728383214>a bit of an apologythey are forced to bow becuse ther lara failedIf they wanted to apologize, the easiest way would have been making one game with the real classic Lara and one woth their nuLra whatever.Istead we got two different amlgams with two different amalgamated continuities becase they are that spiteful
>>728383443Yeah I thought so, seems like legacy of atlantis is just going to be inspired by the first game but be much larger, like barely even a remake at this point but a new game
>>728383317I guess they are going with the remake of TR 1 because they are planning to finally unify the CORE/LAU/Survivor timelines. Which is going to be a clusterfuck, because those timelines are contradictory, but I give them points for effort.
>>728357471No one is caring about the crappy netflix show. I guarantee you that the new games will ignore it.This show was written probably 2-3 years ago before the greenlight and It's hated by most of the fanbase.Don't forget they canceled that tabletop RPG that had the same politics because of similar backlash.
>>728383431Yep, it's embarassing and infuriating.Andy Park mogs
>>728383556The tabletop producers saying that it was canceled due to creative differences with crystal dynamics was weird
>>728365682
>>728354253Look, I am just happy Lara is finally happy again, instead of being the biggest sad sack of shit in the room.
I never got to playing Tomb Raider series, which ones do I play? Do I get the originals on Steam or the Remastered versions? I don't mind playing older titles.They're all on sale and I can grab them for cheap.
>>728383317don't be bothered by any of that.they fused all continuities and all Laras, they willl both have references to bullshit thatwon't require previous knowledge from a newplayer.ll youneed to know is that one is younger, mostly based on Lau/classic-ish lite Lara in a remake of the first game. And the other will be a setpiece game with an old Lara with a bigger % of sruvivor Lara doing new stuff.Not even them know whatthey are doing.If you want to get to the roots and have a look at what was the real deal, I'll shill you the execellent recent remasters of the og games. great game, great character, but it depends on you if you want to play a 30 years old game. It has its age
>>728384098I would go with the remasters, honestly. They hold up really well, especially once you get accustomed with tank controls. If you enjoy those, you might give LAU a go, it's more of the same, but modern and more streamlined.And the Survivor trilogy is a completely seperate new continuity that has fuck all to do with Tomb Raider.
>>728383402Yeah I hate it so muchand I fear that all the ones who could actually design and were chased away won't return when thisshit fad wll be completely over and we will be stuck with new inepts trying to reinvent the wheel, or just copying japs, whicch is not waht I want from western products
>>728384098Remasters are great and offer optional modern controls if tank controls are not your thing also you can save anywhere in a level.The old TRs are very lonesome games with levels laid out like a puzzle box.
>>728383195The first 3 were my childhood jam, also loved AOD
>>728384429>offer optional modern controlsThe issue is that they don't work as intended. Because old TR games were designed with tank controls and precise movement on a tile grid. Modern controls make the movement VERY imprecise, which in turn makes the games that are already hard, infinately harder.Unless they fixed the controls.
>>728383545what are the chances of it not being bloat filled with shitty quests and colectibles? or shitty minibosses and crafting stuff.Will they try to sretcha trilogy out of it and basically make bloat fanfiction?What are the Amazon Games standards?
>>728384098Remasters are good now. took me 67h to finish the three games with occasional looks at guides.
>>728384720They were smoothed out with patches.
>>728384734I'd wager Atlantis will be a smaller scope AA game with linear like levels and the CD made game will be the generic ubislop open world shit.
>>728383550>effortyou mean 'spite'that shit doesn't please anyone except them who just hate being forced to inject more Lara into their oc and took the chance to bastardize the IP to hell and backLara Croft never was a nuLara and nerver will be
>>728383556>I guarantee you that the new games will ignore it.So there won't be any TURBOGAY Zip in the games? Or the other blonde dyke? are you really sure?
>>728383739massive improvement.proofthat they arent even trying to get it right.or they are trying hard to neuter it
>>728384295>>728384429I don't mind the tank controls, I played Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine very recently and had a blast.The only one I played are Tomb Raider 2's demo more than two decades ago, and the "reboot" again a decade ago. It was so forgettable.>>728384795I'll grab the 1-3 remaster then, thanks.
>>728384720You can switch between tank and modern whenever you want ad if you can't pass a specific point you can always revert to tank for a bit.Agree the real experience is with tank.
>>728385218then you'll love them. guaranteed
>>728385218Yeah, 1-3 are bucketloads of fun. I would also recommend TR4-6 collection if only for TR4 that is also excellent.Also, once you figure out how the tank controls work, you'd be surprised how tight and precise the movement is.
>>728382997>>728383195>If I want to play the remaster, I need the mod to remaster the remasterI MEAN... FINE?I'll play those in 60 minutes. I'll play 60 minutes of Rise while the gold edition downloads.
>>728357471>to great cultural import to the people they rightfully belong toWhy they always lie about this? A ton of what is in modern European museums is there quite literally because the people of that culture did not give a shit and traded it and if that did happen most of it just wouldn't exist anymore today. "People" who are in charge of creating fiction and try to make money off a popular IP called "Tomb Raider" also should get their heads out of their collective asses. It's like someone adapting fucking Call of Duty with the message>noooo, gun violence is le bad and we need to solve conflicts peacefully by talking!
>>728383060thanks, Wagner
>>728350819>goes to IndiaShe LOOKS Indian.
>>728385813>I'll play 60 minutes of Riseenjoy the walking sim prologue
>>728385848There are a lot of outright stolen items in British museums though. For example the Parthenon statues could be given back to Greece now but they still refuse it. Even when the statues vere quite literally stolen during the chaos of WW2. For africa the Repatriation of items I dont give a shit about when most of them are wooden carving and chairs that arent even cool looking.Did they ever replace all the fucked up AI genned textures they left in TR 2-3 remasters?
>>728349923For me there is only wildeer's Lara
>>728386370>Did they ever replace all the fucked up AI genned textures they left in TR 2-3 remasters?No, that's what the Gold Edition mod/patch is for.
>>728349923I'll be buying Legacy of Atlantis and ignoring Catalyst to send a signal to the industry.
>starve someone for like 15 years>finally give them a small bowl of shit to eat>wtf why aren't you grateful???At least /v/ still has SOME standards
>>728383431I distinctly remember in the early 2010's there was this trend of girls with bows and I remember reading some shit where retarded feminists designing these characters explained they chose bows because guns are heckin icky yucky.
>>728386436lol the only place where nulara enjoyed a modicum of relevance, and only bimbofiedI hope faggots at CD know that and seethe about it
>>728386436I'm a kisxsfm liking degenerate.
>>728386672The Hunger Games movies really kicked the trend into overdrive. Though it has always been a girls weapon in fiction.
>>728386580This>>728386443An even more powerful message would be ignoring both and buying the remasters
>>728349923Right is hotter, so don't care.
>>728349923me on the left
>>728386672I rememeber and I still seethe about it
>>728386778>Though it has always been a girls weapon in fiction.It was more associated with women in fantasy settings because a ranged weapon helps mitigate the disadvantage women have in melee combat.
>>728386370Well if you put it that way, true, I agree on all that, you are making good points.
>>728386875>Right is curry, so don't care.fixed
>>728386778>Though it has always been a girls weapon in fiction.Which was always funny to me, because the bow requires enormous amount of strength to use properly.
>>728384734I mean it's being made by crystal dynamics, so I expect the design to at least be similar to the previous TR games they made just with less realism this time. Just the design of Lara in general seems like they're going for a middle ground between the more survivor style games from the 2010s and a more campy 90s-00s tomb raider.
>>728387041if they wanted a girl weapon they shoulld have used the spear
>buying the remastersPirate them. Gay multicultural diversity please don't be offended splash screen at the start, the lighting is pretty fucked up in a lot of spots, many textures were AI generated and look terrible and the boobs on the jacket of that one baddie were censored. You can fix all of this with mods, but don't give them an inch on this shit.
>>728387089>midde ground between the more survivor style games from the 2010sI hate itLiteraly adding spongebob to batman for no reason at all.there a re two fucking game. Cater toreal fans with one and use your own shitty oc with the other
>>728383739Angelina Jolie was truly the best actress for the TR movies we could ever get and such thing is not gonna happen again.
>>728387321She's not even British
>>728387186Nothing was censored in the remaster and it's worth buying to sent a message and it'sa genuinely good prorduct.And that seeething farneticating disclaimer oozing impotent rage is a medal on my chest as an actual Lara fan
>>728383739Wow, anon, but how?
>>728387417and that's on her favor.
>>728352816Tom Cruise wishes he looked like that lmao
>>728387186The lighting thing is annoying when in some places the remaster looks better and in some places like Nevada Area 52 it looks weird and ruins the mood. Annoying there's still no way to open the levels to edit the light sources.>>728387458They removed the pinup on pierres jacket and one poster in a locker room. The poster was added back after they said that it was "accidental".
>>728387417She precticed the accent a lot, embodied the character, had that diva femme fatal attitute, had previous appreciation for Lara, had to forced to not do her won stunts and demanded padded tits because Lara is supposed to have big tits (her words), and had lots of fun doing it.Movies are definitely not the best but she deserve all the praise for the effort, especially if you rememeber that literlaly everything since then got worse for the IP
>>728387650>They removed the pinup on pierres jacket and one poster in a locker room. The poster was added back after they said that it was "accidental".those were repaired, but the lighting mistakes are true. Oh well perfection doesn't exist
>>728387760>had to forced to not do her won stunts and demanded padded tits because Lara is supposed to have big tits (her words)we don't have women this based nowadays.
>>728387908And it seems the ligthing changes are intentional because one of the devs defended 4-6 having pitch black areas even if you were using a flare to try to see.
>>728349923>another round of whining about digital women>seething and overanalyzing a necklace Incels love negativity lol
>>728387417AJ is still the one who comes to mind when people hear Tomb Raider.
>>728351943They're both modeled after the same person, the only difference is the hair, you just have white people face blindness and can't tell them apart.
>>728349923>both still have nuLara's facial structure>both still have no tits>both still mocapped by men>both still have stubby legsNot Lara.>>728349987Fippy bippy.
>>728354108Not him, but yes. Every celebrity is a performative fag and whore that doesn't actually do what they advocate.Especially not the fag that's part of a literal cult, retardbro. Use your brain.
>>728388247I swear, the new Lara is now modeled after Alix Wilton Regan, because that's easier to mocap her face. Just how nu-Lara was modelled after Camilla Luddington.
>>728387186This, but consoomers can't help themselves.>>728387458>"nothing was censored">everything anon said in the post he's responding too was, in fact, censoredUnbased retard.
>>728387949They had to drag her away from the building because she wanted to do that winged suit stunt in movie 2 herself lol
>>728388042weird choice
>>728388574Mocap should be illegal in videogames desu, every time it just makes games shit and unartistic.
they are starting to fight each other LMAO
>>728388685Whoever was in charge of them knows nothing about how to light up a scene>trap hallway>original graphics have faint lights to show the little of the trap outlines on the walls>remastered graphics has the whole hallway be bright showing every trap
>>728388140>smug woketard who don't play games but must seethe at actual hobbysts
>>728388770I'm genuinely a gigagooner who won't even be buying the new TR games because I'm still annoyed over how small her tits are, and I think these guys are extremely embarrassing for doing this.
This image inspired me to try out the games.I'm not a culture warrior.>Remaster 1-3>Remaster 4-6>Anniversary>Legend>Underworld>TR>Rise of the TR>Shadow of the TR
>>728388286yep>>728388768especially this. can't stand it.Ignored REmakes for that reason
>>728388770>yesterday's censorship is today's freedom
>>728354090Gross lol
>>728388584>they were removed and then they were put back>still seething(you)
>>728389103remasters are a mustanniversary legend underworld are casualized but funthe rest isn't Tomb Raider and it has an unrelated character in it.
Read the top crow comics.
I for one am really happy Alix is replacing Camilla as Lara. I hated Camilla's overly whiny performance and Alix is one of the best VA's out there.
>>728388976I won't play because she's nerfed and didn't ditch nuLara from continuity and designI'm not a beggar and I have no obligation toward a compromised productnot my Lara
>>728389548I did read them. I have them all on my shelf.
>>728389548I own them and I've read them>>728389562absolutely. But she's wasted on unified Lara. Needs to work on the real Lara
how was it
>>728389645that's sad
>>728389854Not Tomb Raider for one.
>>728389854well it flopped hard, sequel was cancelled, and it was based on the shit reboot. Also the protag looks beyond terrible.not tomb raider
>>728389854I watched it years ago and can safety say I remember virtually nothing about this movie except there was a bike race or something at the start of it?
>>728349987thread over
>>728389548This art feels familiar. I feel like whoever drew this worked on videogame magazines at some point.
>>728389609so brave... continue speaking for us brother!!!
>>728387186>Pirate themYou advocate for not buying anything so why should any developer listen to you?
>Tomb Raider: Cattle Piss
>>728381424What a fucking annoying and cucked messageI bet some roastie lebbitor wrote that trash. Burn in a fire you excrement fuck
>>728389209Not the jacket, retardtroon.
>>728388247>They're both modeled after the same person>you just have white people face blindness and can't tell them apart.These two statements don't make sense together
>>728390468Andy Park.
>>728389209>>728391186Oh, and the trooner warnings are still in them. Pozzed, not arguable.
>>728388770Grummz is considered a fucking clown by all sides. Nobody likes that fat idiot.
>>728349987That's where you put the neck seam for the titty jiggle body replacement mod, dumb dumb.
>>728389139>yesterday's censorship is today's freedomThis is exactly how the consoomer trannies that make up 99.9% of nu/v/ think. They can't help themselves.I've seen it time and time and time again. Fightans are a great example>ZOMG they put (girl) in her original outfit!!! not censored!!! *ignores them giving her a mastectomy*>ZOMG big boobs present on one girl = not censored!!!! *ignores every other female being in a burka or turned into a literal tranny* GAYMING IS SAVED!!!1!
>>728383556>I guarantee you that the new games will ignore it.i wish but they already confirmed that the netflix cartoon takes place in between shadow and legacy of atlantis
I'm playing these games for the first time.What do you do in this situation without getting mad?
>>728359901Beauty is objective, Anon. White, blonde, blue eyes, 6 feet tall, symmetrical facial features, feminine women, masculine men.Its not complicated. Society telling you that beauty is the exact opposite of all these things just proves that society is wrong.
>>728390617Your butthurt is endless. You were btfo and like a child you just want the last word KEKFine, have it. Say your last sobbing line and I promise won't say anything backhave a nice defeatbye bye
>>728391265And? enjoy their impotent rageit's a medal on your chest, literally drinking their tears
>>728392518>And?So it's pozzed.>b-but muh mistaken sense of schadenfreude mental gymnasticsOkay retard. Glad you conveniently ignored the part about the jacket still being censored, too. Nice "N-NO CENSORSHIP!!!1!" there, my retarded fellow.
>>728392250If we get Lara's mansion and it's full of artifacts then they means they don't care about the netflix show.
>>728392012If it want' for fomos games woud be good again in few months if not weeksjust a bit of concerted no buyng would scare the shit out of them and they would jump at our feet with gifts and the heads of those activists on a silver platter, promising boobs and perfect return of the characters we like
>>728392686Disagree, but you do you
>>728392712it they have gay Zip or the other blonde dyke they care about it
>>728392947Things can change, the writers of the show have no power over the games.
Dog paws
>>728392841>disagreeWhether you disagree or not it doesn't matter. It's an objective fact that there's censorship and pozzery in the demasters, and you refusing to acknowledge even the jacket stuff time and again keeps proving us right.You might as well shout out "I DISAGREE THAT WATER IS WET." Like, you can, but you still sound like a retard fag when you do it since it's something that is so innately and evidently true to everyone that observes it that it just makes you look beyond foolish.
>>728393727Sure did strike a nerve, I guess.
>>728393819Yeah, I did, considering you keep conveniently ignoring it over and over. Someone sure is wracked by sunk cost.
I am a gamer
>>728393605SEAL IT, LARSON
>>728394103Level 3 is when the training wheels come off, don't forget to grab the shotgun at the start of level 3
>>728393870You are talking to yourself and getting angry.All you'll get is a final 'ok dude'
Gaming
I'm being filtered by the tight jumps.
>>728395101The trick is to jump at the very edge from a running start and immediately press the grab button as soon as her feet leave the ground.
>>728395383I see now if you hold the jump button and just run off the edge, it'll auto jump for you
I really did all of that just to fuck it up after unlocking all doors. At least I can see that Lara likes the same poses my fiance does.
>>728395101>walk to the edge so you don't fall off>do a single backstep at your running speed, the animation where she hops backwards>you are now the perfect distance away to do a running jump at the very edge
Cautiously optimistic for Atlantis
>>728395582Croft manor has a tutorial if you're unaware though seems like you've got the hang of it i think
>>728395968Same, it's made by a Polish dev, not Americans.
>>728383195>8gb mod The games themselves are half that size, did they just release half of it and call it a day?
>>728394918Oof, no instant response like the entire thread, eh? Yep, you're pretty buckbroken over being proven wrong and BTFO I'd say.
>>728395968>>728396180>optimistic for outright pozzed shitYou're the reason the IP is in the state it's in right now. In a perfect world consoomers would be stoned to death in pillories.
If there's a place lower than this, it must be Hell
>>728352816>cruise has had obvious surgery multiple timesTry again retard
>>728396692You'll live.
>>728397185Bro, you have no idea of the horrors that await you.
Left is designed by Europeans, right by anglomutts.
>>728397594Unfortunately you will, too.
Thank fuckI just realised that modern controls are a thing, but they seem really fucked for anything underwater or the combat. I'll stick with tank.
>>728396180>Polish devCD still dictates the parameters of unified slop
>>728396609ok dude
>>728349923Right one looks a proper londonian, ie a pajeeta or a Pakistani
>>728398670Embracer Group will dictate the fate of Tomb Raider. Crystal Dynamics better deliver a smash hit or their ass is grass.
>>728361932(you)
>>728398867Embracer probably forced them to inject moer Lara, but CD owns Lara and they are doing it their own spiteful way, aka the shtty unfication/bastardization, which is not Lara Croft
>>728357471WHAT IS THIS IMAGE WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAAH This cant be fucking real, lara is a tomb fucking raider she steals shit from graveyards what are you talking about.
>>728399003I love when ESLs larp like this, it's textbook Dunning-Kruger.
>>728360183Are you fucking Indian? She looks nothing like a British (white) woman
>>728399382>Dunning-KrugerReddit midwits sure love saying this over and over. That study doesn't even say what you think it does.
>>728399549Definitely touched a nerve.
>>728349923The one on the right is meant to be decades older than the one on the left
>>728399353She is written by pic related
>>728349923more like when you hit the WALL of Atlantis lmao
>>728361996hides the seams in their shitty model. the mark of an amateur dev studio, essentially
>>728395101Are you using modern controls? That shit feels so weird and turns jumping into guesswork. Ironically feels more like it was built for autistic speedrunners
>>728349923Tomb Raider sounds like a slur wheny you pair it with that imagery
I haven't enjoyed a single TR game. They're all boring slop.
>>728399907I was using tank, but switched to modern and didn't like it. I think modern is easier for platforming but worse for everything else
>>728399795That's the writer of the nu-lora games. The cartoon is written by pic related.
>>728377047Anthropology cucks are all like this
>>728399353lara is a ncie anti-colonialist activist nowdid you see the catalyst trailer? that black woman was a tomb raider, lara is defending the artifacts from those evil tomb raiders now
>>728400383???????????????????????????? Whatever.-whatever-
>>728350819>>728349923If right asked you to shag would you turn her down?
>>728353885Doesn’t she raid shit near the equator? Years of doing that with all her bits exposed is going make her age heavily.
>>728399907Never play any modern port of a game with tank controls and use the “modern controls”
>>728377047>fans who made the remaster>"""""fans"""""That censored and pozzed shit with tranny trigger warnings? LOLWhat """"""""""fan"""""""""" puts a "Erm, this is heckin' problematic, mmmm'kay?" message in something they supposedly like?
>>728350819I'm not defending Lara's ugly-fication but isn't she supposed to be old in Catalyst? Catalyst is the one that's a continuation of all the tomb raider games so she's basically hag tier at that point, meanwhile Legacy of Atlantis is a remake of the very first Tomb Raider so she's supposed to be young.
>>728401046those were put in by crystal dynamics despite not even making the gameyes they are that pettythe actual game was made by aspyr / saber interactive who hired fans who modded the classic games
>>728356709Anon is a gay pornstar, undercover of course
Why make a game with old Lara? You can make unlimited adventure games with her and keep her young. She's such a thrill-seeker that she walks into adventure every Tuesday, so it would make sense.
>>728399420I honestly don't give a fuck, Indians are basically British these days anyway, didn't you guys have a indian prime minister a while back?
>>728401201>>728400772>>728399714discourse solved. Lara is hotter with triangle tits anyway
>>728385848>t. Perfidious Albion
>>728401046I'm pretty sure one of the devs made OpenLara and they're probably helping with TombEngine now since I see a lot of features from the remastered version being included in the editor
>>728349923literally the same 3d model
>>728349923Is the tr1 remake not Crystal Dynamics?
>>728359587Lora is beautyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA&pp=ygUGTWVkdWth
>>728401762Nope, it's Flying Wild HogPolish studio
>>728399714>>728401201Ah, so normalfaggots would have us believe that "Erm, big boobs aren't realistic for raiding tombs sweaty" but a woman in her 40s/50s doing olympic tier acrobatics is totally fine.Gotta love this troon "logic".
>>728401506Lara is not supposed to be indians or half indian or whatever, but white
>>728401970you homos can’t go 30 seconds without thinking of cross dressing faggots
>>728401201This is post-Underworld in their new unified timeline shit, so yeah, this is a Lara at minimum in her 30s to 40s.
>>728401762nope, but CD dictates the parameters of the unification shit
>>728402148because the idea of a man who believes he's a woman is hilarious and gross
>>728349987Every single fucking time
>>728401506I'm not British (thank God)
post the best remastered mods, imma do a gameplay later
>>728378448Whoa there, fella! I may be a chud but I ain't no government bootlicker.
>>728402452You don't even know why people hate the necklace, do you
>>728402452>chud posts pictures of himself as reaction images to assert dominancebased
>>728403093then post shartranny instead of samefagging with your assfuck pisscord buddies.
>>728403298That post was like 12 hours ago anonHe's right about the necklace being an indicator of the game being shit if you know Tomb Raider lore
>>728402148Address the points you retarded subhuman.
>>728403718>DO WHAT I SAYno
>>728403718>>728403897Get a bedroom, fags.
>>728404128>DO WHAT I SAYstill no
>>728403718Let her have comically large boobs and be doing backflips at 50. who gives a shit? games gonna be mediocre regardless
>>728404192Joe?
>>728353323No one wants that.
>>728359619Why can't devs just make characters that look like this anymore?
>>728403897Pussy ass troon.>>728404354Her OG boobs aren't even "comically large" unless you're a typical westoid that's been conditioned to sperg out over tits bigger than B-cups while fellating each other over baboon /d/ inflation tier asses.
>>728405096Except CD, specifically to ruin Lara>>728405358Because normal people would ike ittherefore it's ideologically forbitten
>>728405841you gotta stop letting your self get jew mind raped
>>728406313Cute, but I'm not the consoomers ITT and elsewhere online somehow acting like this was a "massive win" when it's just literally more nuLara spawned by the gore fetish canuck faggots and squeenix 12 years ago. That's applicable to them, not me.
>>728405841Yeah there was literally nothing wrong with Underworld Lara's cup size >>728364531
>>728349923Europe vs America
>>728389854Not Lara, like Gal Wonder Woman is not Diana
>>728349987They should have her wear a collar instead
>>728349923>right looks like a threatYeah makes sense. Females at their very core are obsessed with feelings of "safety."
Is Lara lesbian now? I guess I don't care either way but I've heard recently they made her canonically a lesbo
>>728406913This but unironically. Could have been even bigger.
Cautiously optimistic with the left one, but I'd be at peace of mind if I knew French devs were behind it. Right is Jeetmerica poozed.
>>728349923Left is an in-game model and right is CGI. Both were created by Crystal Dynamics.
Fucking disgracenext game she'll be indian.I'll enjoy the news about sales underperforming, I'll enjoy even more the news about studio closing (fucking finally)
>>728408434>cautiously optimistic for mastectomy victim mystery meat Lara with stubby legs compared to mastectomy victim mystery meat Lara with stubby legsEpic. This IP should have died in 2008 at the latest, fate worse than death to be continuously on life support from you consoomer faggots that'll financially save them for the absolutely tiniest of concessions after they spit in your face for year. Just insane.
>>728353086Hey my Dads in his 50s and if it wasn't for his slight receding hairline you would think he's younger.
>>728408025Yeah people who think that was too big and basically porn are fucking braindead, do these people have meltdowns everyday they go outside and see a woman with above average chest? Actually insane behavior
>>728408572Oh don't worry, /v/ has completely succumbed to shilling campaigns as with all other social media, so it'll likely sell a ton as all the normalfaggots and easily placated retards will think the demake "OWNS TEH WOKE!", despite being pozzed as fuck already from everything we've seen. The catalyst shit will be hailed by them as the best game in the series, watch.
>>728407443No she isn't
Honestly I want the fans to do a fan remake that continues what classic Lara was up to before Core died. Maybe create it in secret so that Crystal Dynamics don't send a seething CnD before it's done.
>>728408973Good luck, fags can't ever keep their mouths shut.
>>728407443It was in the leak from 2 years ago that got a bunch of things right about the game that was just revealed this week, so there's a good chance that they'll try to force this unless there were rewrites
>>728355732Why do trannies get mad about this shit, yet remain the most coom-brained hentai addicts? I don't get the contradiction
>>728355732This is actually proof that CD isn't catering to anyone with this. That seems to be the trend these days.
>>728409291They're mad she isn't in a burka not anything else.>>728409863>proof that CD isn't catering to anyone with thislollmfaoThey failed the purity test for their new tranny "fans"
