Midna is still the best zelda girl
Link is the best Zelda girl
>full body makeup cosplaywhat do you do if you need to pee and poo?
>>728357767>nipple coversCoward.
>>728357767Bit muggy in the boat race but she has a crackin' pair of tits.
>>728357767>fat ugly goblin cosplaying a fat ugly goblinkek
>>728357767That hip curve is crazy>>728357831>>728358523I hope your generation being so gay means a population decline.Chase that bug, champ.
>>728357989came here to post this
>>728357767would get destroyed in a village
>>728357831zelda looks kinda hot in this one
>>728357767Even all that paint can't hide the goblin visage. That thing can't even compete against the Midna sex doll.
>>728358523Weird way to come out of the closet but I am proud of you.
>>728357767Midna is a ripoff of Etna.
>>728357767the tits kind of ruin the cosplay desu
>>728357831FUGTRUP SISTERS...
>>728357767only imp midna
>>728361023>do not useFor what?
I guess I’m the only one who thinks that midna is hot as fuck I’d marry her
>>728357767That's probably the best midna cosplay you'll ever see. Perfect physique and good costume/paint. Unfortunately a real human face looks uncanny no matter what and you can't get much shorter than that without looking like a downed midget.
>>728357767Please tell me she's black.
>>728357767UNF~
>>728361910pleasure
>>728357767Who's this little slim thick spinner
>>728357767Midna cosplays will never not look ugly
Post it
>>728357767>>728364357>>728361317So how short is this woman?Hard to figure from just that clip
i told you that kyojiri midna niggers are false loliniggers. bunch of normalfags
>>728368875Oh no im not a lolifag!
My wife is built like that, but small tits.
>>728369152
>>728369025>small titsSad
>>728357767
>>728367661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6UuoS9keOc
>>728369152https://files.catbox.moe/hds7my.jpg
>>728369580Nah. Love my legal loliwife.
>>728357767I would take her right then and there
boogie midna
>>728357767I wish they had gotten an attractive little person instead.
>>728357767Yeah but why are you posting some 3DPD woman instead?
>>728357767source?
Soooo do you think the tape goes up her asscrack?
>>728367661
>>728371021MidnaAsh
What would you want from a hypothetical sequel?
>>728372668Not to be made by Nintendo.
>>728357831Kill yourself trannoid ameritrash
>>728357767Only thing I dislike about girls built like this is their cankles. No matter how many girls like this I’ve mating pressed, the moment I grab their huge ass ankles there’s this little autistic tick in my brain that goes off for a split second before I get back to work
>>728357767Is that an actual midget??
built for hyper belly inflation
>>728373262>I’ve mating pressedIt's not an actual mating press if you don't impregnate her. Don't forget to invoke the ancient chant of "PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP, GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!"
>>728357989The nipple covers make her areola look huge, which is my thing
>>728372668Midna's tiny soft soles in my face
Imagine
>>728372668link and midna get married and have a baby
Here is a video about OP:https://youtu.be/1m5CQLkNybY
>>728357767is this the only footage of this there is?
>>728357767>1733781685462225.mp4I can't really say anything about these girls of Azure race, I've only had sex with them twice.
>>728357767>>728374365>That tummyPEAK PHYSIQUE
did she give herself the teal colored internals
>>728374708Why are you gay
>>728371964Jesus crist you sick fuck
>>728375849That's where MY child belongs.I WILL nut in that gut.
BUILT FOR STOMACH BULGE
>>728373598I was also going to say this, the large nipple covers makes it hotter
>>728357767made for insane gaping anal
>>728357767ZAMN!!
>>728357767man 3d girls suck so bad. real girls can't compare at all to the real midna
>>728357767that's a pretty good example of a butterface
>>728375271She has a whole Youtube video of the process.
>>72835776710/10 and would pound that!
>>728374708> dota2> win11 consumer edition> MS Edgefaggot
>>728358523Fuck you, she is hot! I would passionately make love to her and marry <3
>>728380628you are the normie brono one cares about your opinoions on microsoft edge and win11 and dota is one of the playable games. why dont you tell me whats a better game, newfriend?
>>728381093Dota is for shittersyou are a plebbit shitter
Would you become Midna's pet?
>>728357767Not shortstack enough.
Eeeheehee
>>728381235>doesnt answer the questiongb2r
>10/10 and would pound that!
>>728357831What is it about the gay mind virus that causes fags to habitually try to change any topic to be about themselves and their disgusting obsession?
>>728383041OP offered an opinion. The reply was a dissenting opinion. You are triggered to the point of being incapable of basic logic.
>>728381334In a heartbeat.
>>728381334I'd rather be Midna's toilet
>>728383041You are essentially doing the same thing, lol.
>>728380229Link?
>>728383828No this is a Midna thread
>>728357767Awful face, gross body.Americans are mentally ill.
Lewd the Horny Imp.
>>728357930Drink lots of coffee in the morning, empty your bowels before you dress up and go to the con. If you gotta piss, fix makeup in the bathroom when you're done.
>>728373460I was infertile from tren during my short stack mating press anything remotely above a 6 days, so I guess I wasn’t really mating pressing anyone. But I’m no longer a roid tranny, so that’s a plus.
>>728383496>this girl is best>no the best girl is a man in womens clothesuh huh, ya. Basic logic. Sure. Totally not a fag just trying to steer any topic even remotely sexual towards their own fetish.
>>728384918triggered beyond reason
>>728385046if your angry about being called a faggot just say so
>>728383041>>728384918Gay is always on topic. Where do you think you are, faggot?
Post more Midna.
>this thread had one single joke post>how can this be happening I have to piss and moan about it>oh no someone is mocking me SAVE ME NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>728385279Gays are obnoxious and you should stay in your lane
>>728385254>>728385564Now I fuck you like I fucked Link.
>>728385435Yeah those fags were really annoying, good thing they're gone now.
not even the best girl in her game
>>728380229You can tell a woman drew this because Link looks gay and Midna isn't sexy in it.
>>728385403'kay.
>BEHOLD how I shit up the thread myself and blame it on others>Don't you hate those guys?>Hold on a sec->*AAAAAAGH*>*plop*>*prrrrt*>LOOK WHAT THEY DID NOW
>>728368570>how shortI would estimate 4'11
>>728387541I hope soIMAGINE
>>728387475we get it, your upset because gay porn isnt universally accepted. Its time to move on instead of posting schizophrenic ramblings.
>gay retards trying to derail a blessed Midna threadGet back in the closet, nobody wants to be reminded filth like you exists.
>greentext tantrum to shit up the thread even moreabsolutely mindbroken
>>728372668>older melancholic Link>lived in the desert trying to restore the mirror>king bulbin and his lads worshipping the desert colossus where the strongest lives>invaders from afar come to hyrule>teen Colin comes to bring Link back to the world he's fading from>bad guy has a means of opening portals between realms>lightbulb_Link.exe>game ends with Link opening a portal smiling to Colin and Milf Zelda before stepping through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmLx24eHq0o stop arguing like retards and look at the source video
>>728374365I want to bite off that pouch
>>728388291>10/10 as midna>6/10 without the midna makeup.
>>728388291>hideous fuck ugly attention whoreThe only people deserving of praise in this are the makeup people>>728388443>6/10Nigger you couldn't pay me enough to let my dick in the same room as that fuggo
>3D printing Midna life size>her head sculpt tilts 0.1 degrees forward>her cute chin turns into manly bot square flat chinFucked
>>728387846>>728388129>>728388158>NOOOOO I HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GAY BOOGEYMAN>I know there was only actually one gay post at the start of the thread and nothing else until someone started bitching about it>but these posts mocking my bitching are totally the gays shitting up my thread>it's definitely not me!>I'm super cereal!Just stop posting about it you fucking morons
>>728357767she has unironically caused divorces.
>>728388916yes not just passively accepting gays trying to crowbar their shit in everywhere they can is important. Especially when its in an important Midna thread, they have no place here
>>728383756Doesn't devalue this anon's point the way you think it does retard
>>728389569>OH GAWD one joke post at the start of the thread and nothing else>I must fight this invasion!>>(It was just one joke post you moron)>NOOOO THE GAYS ARE AFTER ME>THEY KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME>THE GAYS>OH GOD THE GAYS>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>728372668You play as Midna and the camera is directly fixated on her ass the entire time.And by play I mean you have one button and it makes her fart.
>>728389887If you saved that picture you are gay. If you post that picture you are gay. If you get angry that people don't like it and have a little meltdown over it you are incredibly gay. Don't do those things, don't be gay.
>>728383041If this post had just been a "fuck off faggot" then nothing would have happened. But he sperged out and his massive ego or complex or whatever the fuck forced him to keep going when someone made fun of him for it. He can't help himself.
>>728357831They hated him becaused he spoke the truth
>I HATE THE GAYS>I HATE THE GAYS>I HATE THE GAYS>stop having a meltdown, you fucking gays
I am shielded by my hatred of the gays. As long as I hate the gays, I can do no wrong. Join me brothers, as this holy place of Midna pornography doubles as our temple of gay panic.
maximum pisstake
>>728390412I genuinely can’t tell if this is deep irony or not.Surely nobody could be this lacking in self awareness, or delude themselves into thinking themselves subtle in their intentions.
Zelda being railed by anyone other than Link is the best Zelda girl.
>>728390875>long reply chain of "I am mocking you you fucking moron">"Are you serious?"
>>728391314You seem genuinely upset. Im not sorry.
>>728389654Where's the book of Midna pooping pics?
OH GOD THE GAYSNO THE GAYSAAAAAAH THE GAYSNOOOOOOOOOOGAYSgaysgays...OH FUCK GAYS SHIT AAAAAH
If the faggots in this thread want to pretend they're not the problem, just know that what could have been a fine midna thread is now nothing but schizophrenic shitflinging because some fag had to pull out the ol' HURR HURR BEST GIRL IS GUY LOL joke that, frankly, is more an issue because it's unfunny and overused.It's the HURR HURR PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA? MORE LIKE WARCRIME ON NO-ZZA joke of coomerthreads. It's like some retard posting a rickroll in 2025, not realizing 4chan has previews for youtube links.>"But what about the retard responding, he shit up the thread too!"You shit up the thread first.If you take your wife to india and she gets raped, you're the problem. You summoned the equivalent of indians into this thread with your unfunny joke and you ruined it.
>>728392109
>>728392016You sound like a fag
>I saw one joking post about crossdressing link (yes, I know it's part of zelda canon but I HATES it) and just HAD to pontificate about how disgusting gays are>stop making fun of me for this gross overreaction!>stop it! STOOOOOOOOP>I'm not mad about gays, you're mad about me complaining about them!>no stop ruining the thread>maybe if I keep telling him about my smug superiority I'll stop looking like an idiot and he'll stop making fun of me>no that didn't work>hmmm>STOP ITI go now to swap out my laundry, content in your total humiliation. You have a massive chip on your shoulder, buddy. lmao
>>728392508You greentexting about things you would like to be true isnt impressive. If your actually leaving (you're not, you just want an excuse to not get in the last word) then take some time to cool off. You posted gay porn and should accept the possibility that its not going to receive universal praise for how stunning and brave it is. Come back and post Midna and leave the faggotry at the door
>>728357767Consider my almonds fully activated
>>728357767if your gonna get fake tits, at least get big ones.
>>728357767>Her nudesnot bad
>>728357767>Bolt ons.
>>728393515you have my attention, sauce me up lad. im gonna hate the results but ill take it anyway
>>728357831>thread begins>one (1) post about crossdressing linkS E V E NH O U R SL A T E R>>728383041>I must stop the homos from invading our thread!>take THIS you disgusting pederasts!T W OH O U R SL A T E R>>728392016>>728393006>two solid hours of impotently bitching as he gets mocked for it and is STILL GOING
What if she wants to piss?
>>728357831>oh babe, come here right now>take that rock hard cock out, daddy needs a dick>yes! yes! bust my crust! shove that fat circumcized cock right up my shithole!!!>oh babe can't you feel last night's spaghetti dinner churning around your cock? Wait... that might be my anal worms...>thrust it deep inside me babe! I need your cum! I need you to blast your hot man batter inside by crusty bussy! get me pregnant honey! knock me up so fucking hard with a little shit child! i want to birth your poo-poo son! then we can take turns molesting him before selling him as a little cock slave to the next gay faggot that wanders into our little homo utopia!!!>oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah shoot that AIDS infested semen into my torn colon I need that poz load up my ass right fucking now>yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!>oh can you smell that? that poopy smell mixed with semen and old man sweat? it's the most powerful aphrodisiac known to gay male kind... I won't forget this moment ever...>now give me that meat stick covered in corn and shit.... daddy needs a poopsicle because it's so hot....Do HIV merchants really?
>>728393863who are you quoting?
>>728393863Guys announcing to everyone that they consistently have nasty soft-serve doodoo butt and have never even heard of a world in which someone doesn't have a shitty ass is my favorite kind of anti-gay posting.
>>728393832That whould be glorious.
>>728393909ntabug chasers?
>>728393829She's right.
>>728394059anon this is a sfw board what are you doing
>>728394059thanks i hate it already and regret asking
>>728394059>Warning>I own this content. You do not have permission to upload or share it onto any site. The video is watermarked with your info so it can be traced back to you. There are legal consequences to sharing my content without my authorization.Oh no Anon you're gonna get backtraced by the cyberpolice!
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>>728393747>midna thread starts>first post is gay off topic>later someone calls it gay and disgusting>2 hours later faggots still angry that it was called gay and disgustingI fail to see the problem
>>728394250airplane mode>delete cookies
>>728394570Methinks he doth protest too much.
Her game is nineteen years old by the way.
>>728392596She looks good with the mask
>>728394830Crazy how time flies.
>>72837796567
>>728394570But you are on record as saying that your posts were needed to keep the gays away. So... where are the gays that you kicked out of the thread? Did they just plant that seed one minute after the thread was made and lay in wait for S E V E N H O U R S until you showed up? Or could it be that there were never any gays in the thread and you just lost your damn mind? Maybe the OP of the thread posted that image to help keep the thread bumped."No, Anon. You are the gays." And then he was a homo.
>>728394753Oh ya the old "if you have a problem with gays you secretly are one" angle. It would be a perfect sword and shield of argument if it wasn't completely empty horseshit.
>>728395345You gay! You GAAaay!
>>728357767Fertility goddess done right.
I want to suck midnas cockI want to smell midnas fartsI want her to fuck my throat with her exceptionally long tongue
>>728395164I never claimed it would keep the gays away, that much is obvious. I just said it was important to not passively accept it, they are the same kind of disgusting as scat or vore. One of the only good things about this site is that you can tell some homo to jump off a bridge when they try to push their shit somewhere it doesnt belong. Where the post came from, when, and why are honestly irrelevant.
>>728387223This. Midna only takes the bronze medal.
no helmet > helmetvisible toes > dolphin flipper feet
>>728396008shut up faggot
>>728357767>that webmholy shit
>>728357930go outside behind a bush and squat
>>728381334I’d rather be her chair
>>728395345You've been pulling>If you make fun of me for bitching about the non-existent gays then you must be an angry gaythe whole time. It just got flipped back at you. You flaming homosexual.
>>728397017Hmm lemme see here>if your persecuting this thing you secretly are onevs>if your defending this thing you overtly are oneI wonder which one is more likely to be correct
>>728395345What youre doing isnt "you have a problem with gays." Its "you are way too committed to telling everyone about your problem with gays." THAT is the classic closet case.
>>728397393shut up faggot
Put clothes on your Imp
>>728357767Come, Link. Friend or traitor come.
>>728358523The tranny always reveals itself
>>728397603and again I'll say that angle is completely empty, its sole purpose is to shut down your opponent by making them think the only way to be seen as not gay is to passively accept it. A similar thing can be done with gay men and certain statistics involving young boys but thats not what this thread is about. And post Midna for fuck sakes.
>>728398286Don't tell this man about certain statistics concerning straight men involving young girls
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST MIDNA ASS, TITS AND FEET YOU NIGGER FILTH
>>728398286"You are way too committed to telling everyone about your problem with gays."
>>728394278Coward
what does shortstack plapping feel like?
>>728357831Reminder the desert vai set is the only clothing that didn't return in TotK.Reminder that Sidon has a wife. An actual female wife.Reminder that the Finley plot got another quest.Reminder that Link and Zelda sleep in the same bed.Reminder that the troons lost. Bigly.
Here are your new bosses. Any questions?
>another nindian thread
>>728398471per capita
>>728398484>FEET
>>728398576Call HR, tell them there is about to be a complaint filed against me
my friend got a commission for this a few days ago
>>728369152fucking kek
>>728400043kill yourself
>>728399745Damn, very nice
>>728400043>making room
>>728357767one of the yuckest pics in 4chan history
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