video game ads
>>728417696trvke.....
>>728417867>>728417623We used to be a proper country...
>>728416591Sadly, Yawiga Kanawi now rage posts every day about Valve.
>>728417989This is how I imagine South Korea.
>>728418158mirin' lats
>>728417247Can Dispatch sue for them ripping off the art?
Video games used to be really gross and misogynistic and objectifying, holy shoot. I for one am glad we've progressed as a hobby.
>>728418158damnwe need to go backit was a shit gimmick tho, i think only gravity rush used it well and the port proved it could be done another way
>>728417696What if you see breasts on console?
>>728419102>sneaking to the tv at night>stressing through the cracking noise of the crt starting up>dialing sound down as fast as possible in case it was left on a channel>putting into the PS2 the porn dvd your friend stole from his uncle or somethingwhat at time to be alive
>>728418895This legitimately made me want that game lol
>you've grown up, when will your gamesand then games became lame and gay
I remember this one being in a random years old marvel comic my parents bought me on a whim because it was on clearance. I really wanted to play Rocket Knight because of it, and then when I did finally play it like ten years later with an emulator it wasn't that great and I didn't play very far past the first level. though in hindsight it might have been the SNES sequel I played because I don't think I've ever emulated mega drive games before
>>728417623This one is surprising that they got away with it THEN.
>>728416591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrotBVJOKfISomehow, Nintendo thought they struck gold with this.
>>728417623Damn 2 pages, they really bet on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MokRkr6ikY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wJIbF512FE
>>728421126>brap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKDkKKt9Y7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy8LRlS1SCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPiwlY89M6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwB0y68KCfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9pBDdncfDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdg_0Q4ARow
I use as blockers so I have no idea if these kind of casual bro masculinity ads still exist for anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi7Iai7pYd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJStPXzfocw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TutMbVEMwII
>>728417696Shots fired.
Yoshi's Island, but the commercial was even more revolting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E2lmgLF_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7kBcJOZisY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyRlP2kxEWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVf4QwfA2hk
>>728417247If this game came out today the retards on /v/ would call it a troon game. I wanna go back.
>>728421314lmao. man, the 90's were peak civilization.
>>728423428>the 90's were peak civilization.yes, unironically
>>728423428>>728423827
>>728423428I didn't like the 90's at all. Everything good were just holdovers from the 80's, and there was no easily accessible internet for free infinite entertainment like the 00's.
>>728422906We have to return to this. 1990s gross-out humor was the pinnacle. Nothing like it at all.
>>728424402>this will make japs buy our system
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>>728423406>bitching more about shitposters more than the fact games like this just can't exist anymore What a faggot
>>728423406Faggot.
>some old creepy bitch holding a log of shit. Goddamn!
>>728424006I had no issues using aol when I was a child in the late 90's and then we got aol high speed in like 2001 or 2002
>>728426579>>728424006we could get CDs with 3 hours of free AoL on itstill have a bunch of these at my grandma's
>>728426853miss those days, the internet was so much better when it was primarily americans on it.Life in general was just better when I didn't have to read, see, deal, or learn about anything outside of america, just oblivious to the shithole thirdworld.
>>728426930uneducated but close to correct takeinternet was better when the west only was on it (mind you we had a lot of russians already and it was mostly fine), but it was mostly better because internet was a hobbyist thing, internet was better because you accessed it from a computer on a desk, and the mindset sitting at a desk isn't the same as on a phone anywhere
>>728427302No he was right. Europeans have always been faggots and anyone who was alive at the time knows most of the shit going wrong with everything started with them
>>728427475smartphones? social media?if anything it's the US that fucked over the interneteuros did nothing wrong
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>>728422256In this fake and gay world? No way lol
>>728419951We definitely had internet by 2001.
>>728428426>downloading some DoA jpg fanart 240x240 for 15 min on your pspyeah it was slow as shit
>>728418158achievable natty???
I still miss you bby
What stopping gaming magazines with these types of ads from being revived?I'm tired of looking to the past - I want to look toward the future.
>>728428970The Internet, Billy. They deliver information too slowly to be practical and only have value for someone who enjoys print for print's sake.
>>728428426maybe you did privileged dickhead
>>728427597The US invented the Internet. And the euros spent its entire early days bitching at the US for being too nationalistic, too homophobic, too racist, and thanks to the internet that viewpoint gained far more traction than it would have a decade prior. Now the US is travelling down the same path the euros forged. Thanks faggots
>>728428426i mean, if i wanna be pedantic, which i always do, the internet in some form had existed since at least 1985 with the service Quantum Link :^)
>>728429303I had internet in 1996 and my family was poor as fuck, like eating watery ass chicken soup 4 times a week poor
I was trying to find an old ad awhile back that I had in one of my mags growing up. Genesis-era, was a basketball game ad, and it showed a kid on a torture stretcher to get 'taller', with some other kid walking out that's 7' tall.
>>728417062>old ass ad>AIwhat the fuck?
>>728429401how much of those AOL CDs did you have?!
>>728418508bait used to be believable
>>728429331>The US invented the Internet.brits did actuallyyou absolute pavement ape have no idea what you're babbling about
>openly mocking victims of a mass shooting in the small video game news sectionwhat happened to us? we used to be so god damned funny
>>728429608>>728429331A british man working at CERN, an european institution.
How did they get away with this?
>>728429608al gore invented the internet dumbass
>>728421126Shinji teaming up with Marty McFly and Jimmy Walker.
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>>728430303edited.
>>728429459>year of our lord 2193>see add from 2025>AIwhat the fuck?
>>728429608>>728429774>what is the arpanetlol
>>728431216>had a headstart>with military financing>still didn't manage to make the internetlmao
>>728431335>99% of the work is already done>add 1%>look guys we did itEmbarrassing behaviour
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>>728419951we had tvs in our bedroom, but if the parents got up to take a piss at night, we had to quickly turn them off so they wouldnt see the glow of our tvs underneath the door.
>>728422127Anything ToysRUs fills me with immense dread. We didn't have one anywhere close to us where I lived growing up but I always wanted to go. I had them cooked up in my head as basically amusement parks with toys and games and shit everywhere. By the time I finally started seeing them I was an adult, and they were all out of business, in run down abandoned department stores with overgrown parking lots. In my mind the stores always looked like that, even when these bubbly ads were around.
>>728431494They can have it bro, this shit was a mistake
>>728431683No, they weren't always like that. In the 90s people still had kids and disposable income. It makes perfect sense that a society where nobody has money or kids there are no kids toy stores and the few that are left are run down and broke
>>728427983this reads like those ridiculous JOI images you'd see on /trash/, but for resumes
>>728431683heh, us canadians still have toys r us >:3 the canadian branch is owned by a separate entity, so they were able to stay in business.
>>728417696Imagine an Nvidia ad calling you a virgin in 2025.
>>728431335https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_protocol_suite
>>728423919> so old I remember going to Electronics Boutique before it became EB Games
>>728431813Just realized I didn't say this, but I was born when they were booming. We just lived in the sticks. I know that's not how they always were, it's just a mental image thing.>>728431895Oh shit, I go to Canada every now and then. Maybe next time I'm up there I'll hunt one down so I can double-fuck my brain up.
>>728432254The Canadian ones are truly depressing. It's like going to a chuck e cheese or something. A product of a different time, trying to sell what no longer exists to a market that no longer exists. It's basically just a baby supply store filled with browns more than anything with a few aisles of funko pops or whatever stupid shit.
>>728432475the shaman using fire on the grill kills me
>>728431919the pajeet marketers would probably be more successful if they called anti-ai people virgins instead of luddites
>>728432437the one i used to work at actually was pretty packed most days. the toys are obviously zoomer and gen alpha shit, but they were plentiful at least. but that store sadly closed down i think last year. i was pretty sad about it.
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>>728421561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwnoW6g-wtA
>>728434901kinothey should reboot miles morales and make him more like this
>i was the kid that sucked at videogames
>>728424265Well I'm sold
>>728424265god damn
>>728417247>>728417182>>728417062Classic
I had an old PC Gamer magazine that had this ad, 20+ years and I still remember it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryzg79fn4hQ
This will sell our game.
>there are people who want to go back to this era
>>728438957go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>>728424936>>728425019Case in point. Mutts sure are mentally ill
>amerimutt educationI wish you stupid jew golems had your own internet where your sub 50% white asses could spew your dumb opinions freely, but the irony there is that it would be mostly in spanish anyway kek
>>728439203>the retard brownoid says while on an American websiteback to the favela Pablo
It was a different time. Its not even about the ads themselves, but the attitude they represented.
>>728417623You really couldn't beat magazine ads for trying to do the edgiest possible shit all the time.
The people that made all of these ads strike me as being slightly retarded
>>728439614you'd be the expert
>>728439642>Counter Strike>have fun with a bunch of sweaty brown men wearing masksThere I just made one.
>>728421561Still to this day is the best super hero game ever
>>728421176I used to picture being this guy as a kid. Then I grow up and see adults drawing their sonic oc. I could have easily became that type of person. Bullet dodged?
>>728429459please be bait
these threads are always depressing to go through, just remembering how unfun this gay industry has become over the years
>>728443063Looks comfy.
>>728439614it was a different time and culture desu
>>728417623Put a sniper reticle over the back of his head and the ad is fine.
>>728443119Prime dadbait game.
I wonder what kind of directions the artist was given here?
She's an MP these days IIRC.
>>728417696Did anybody tell these geeks that you can actually play games with your breast-having girlfriend on a console?
>>728417696Fucking kek
>>728418476Artistically this one is really nice
>>728443737https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s97ZiYtjtgomeet japan's vice minister of environment
>>728417062>expanding ARSEnal of deadly weaponry:DDD
>>728419102that's not seeing breasts. that's seeing pixels that simulate the image of breasts. you should read Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation before it's too late.
>>728421176My urethra when it decides to throw piss in 6 different directions
>>728432475kek
>>728439557wtf is that her pussy
>>728429401Same here. Pretty poor family, partly due to a nasty early '90s Finnish bank crisis and depression. But thanks to my nagging and my parents figuring they could maybe have some use for the computer as well we got a 133MHz IBM Aptiva with a 36k modem in '96.
I wish people could accept all this as just a bit of fun instead of some kind of indoctrination
most of these are 90s and 2000s ads, where are the ones from the last decade?
>>728446939Idk anon I don’t think gaming companies make ads like this too much nowadays. They kind of stopped doing stuff like this, at least as far as I know
>mfw I've been playing Atlus games since the beginning, even that shitty musical RPG
>>728424402>the xbox is so boring it makes you fall asleepgreat advert lol
>>728447293Very weird ad indeed lol
>>728421515Hehe I get it, we're all comelike semenhehe
>>728427669Thought this was the game with incredibly autistic weapon control. I thought wrong, it was Die By the Sword.
>>728447839nyeheheheh honhonhon
FOR KIDS
>>728438957ads trying too hard to be edgy are better than the ads we have now where every single one looks the same because they need to pass all 287 corporate market analysis checkmarks
>>728438432that doesn't seem like a high bar
>>728429459"The fuck" is that luddites' actual capacity to identify AI isn't anywhere near as good as they think.
>>728447965Not a real ad, zoomer.Photo was taken in 2010's
>>728448391And a magazine ad for Halo 2 PC that I only knew existed today
>>728434340As a Frog, I never could take this one seriously since it has fucking Chirac in it.The guy is mostly know for endlessly lurking in farmer market to get free food, with his team regularly failing to prevent him from getting interviewed while drunk on cheap red wine.It's like one of those "find the intruder" memes.
>>728444139Shake shake
>>728447965her tongue could push my buttons if you mean what i know
I'm looking for an old series of ads for the PS1.Dunno if they were used outside of France tho.The titles was always "Ca peut vous arriver" - "It can happen to you". And the running gag was always someone playing too much vidya and believing themselves to be that game's character, generally causing significant destruction around them before the cops arrived.There was definitively one of Crash Bandicoot, but I'm pretty sure several other games where part of that series.Kinda surprised is was ever greenlighted as a concept, this that was the period where "vidya make people violent because they can't tell the difference between vidya and reality" was going strong as a rhetoric.
>>728448918Based on what you're saying, it reminds of the old French PS1 slogan: "Ne pensez pas que ça n'arrive qu'aux autres".
>>728417623>>728417867Every time a magazine ad thread is posted, someone always posts these early on like clockwork. No, you do not fit in, go back to /pol/.
>>728438957Anything to end the woke mind virus
>>728416591>DUDE GRAPHICSremember when graphics?
>>728449017>"Ne pensez pas que ça n'arrive qu'aux autres".Wait, fuck, you are right. So that's why I couldn't find them, misremembered the slogan.Was starting to think I had dreamed those ads.Fucking thanks Anon, been trying to find that shit for years now.
>>728449029Look at this asspained little kike LOL
>>728449161Y'a pas de quoi, ma gueule.
>>728449161Any others? Since you made it seem like it was a series of ads.
>>728450680Sadly I only actually remember the Crash one, and that the slogan was used by other games - no memory of which ones tho.The net has this one too, can't say I even remember that game.I'm also vaguely sure the Crash one had a TV version
>>728450894Nevermind, found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7hUF-gP-io
>>728440117jej
>>728417696PC-Orcs on suicide watch
>>728449203Hello rabbi!
>>728451707First time I've even heard of the game.
>>728436021Don't feel bad, this game had the most esoteric and non-intuitive mechanics ever.
>>728416591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDH140dLq5M
