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ITT: subtle signs that a game you're about to play is bad
I'll start:
>game has an anime art style
>fans of the game refer to it as "eurojank"
>marketing describes the game as "cinematic"
>game is early access
>gacha
>roguelike deck-builder
>game engine is UE5
>game is free to play
>game panders to woke
>game has day-one DLC
>open world survival crafting early access
>game has a general on /vg/
>game is political
>game panders to coomers
>game is inspired by Earthbound
>game is inspired by Obra Dinn
>game has a mobile port
>the main theme of the game is the final boss theme
>game is not often discussed on /v/
>Japanese developer
>discord link in main menu
>tutorial is longer than 30 mins
>game doesn't allow you to harm dogs
>Game is released after 2004
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>>728477909
>game is inspired by Obra Dinn
That's so specific that I assume there's one or two games in particular that hurt you.
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>signs that a thread is dog dogshit
>Catroon pic
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>>728477909
>game is inspired by Obra Dinn
what are these games?
name them so I make sure to definitely not play them
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>>728477909
teehee
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>>728477909
>>game has an anime art style
>>fans of the game refer to it as "eurojank"
>>game is inspired by Earthbound
>>game is inspired by Obra Dinn
>>the main theme of the game is the final boss theme
>>game is not often discussed on /v/
>>Japanese developer
>>Game is released after 2004
Nah, you're misguided
>>marketing describes the game as "cinematic"
>>game is early access
>>gacha
>>roguelike deck-builder
>>game engine is UE5
>>game is free to play
>>game panders to woke
>>game has day-one DLC
>>open world survival crafting early access
>>game has a general on /vg/
>>game is political
>>game panders to coomers
>>game has a mobile port
>>discord link in main menu
>>tutorial is longer than 30 mins
Fair, sometimes
>>game doesn't allow you to harm dogs
3rd worlder moment. If you feel the need to harm passive animals, you are subhuman.
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>>728477909
>the main theme of the game is the final boss theme
Well, this one's pretty wrong
https://youtu.be/QqbHqx4niUI?list=RDQqbHqx4niUI
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>>728477909
>>the main theme of the game is the final boss theme
OP you're just being a total snob at this point
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>>728477909
Toxotransmosis moment
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>>728477909
>game is by Fromsoftware
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>>728478607
>3rd worlder moment. If you feel the need to harm passive animals, you are subhuman.
Heckin this, we must protect the wholesome pupperinos, fellow gentlesir
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>>728477909
>subtle
Everything you listed is not subtle
>you're about to play is bad
So you don't like these tropes yet you still play the game?
You deserve everything horrible that happens to you in life.
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>>728479447
Brownoid moment
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>>728477909
So all games then.
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>>728480373
seething tendie
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>>728480382
knew that newfag speak was coming. go back.
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>>728477909
>a game you're about to play
>the main theme of the game is the final boss theme
How the fuck could you possibly know that at the start?
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>>728477909
>Faggots III is a good game many people enjoy
>Faggots IV is about to come out
And then retards who play the pre-release say shit like this before release
>"no one is gonna go into your computer and uninstall Faggots III"
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Lonely toxotranny thread
>>728481529
Toxotranny melty
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>>728477909
>reddit and ecelebs like it
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>>728485270
What tf is unc yappin bout?
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>toximosplosis thread
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>>728485452
>>728488328
>brownoid still seething
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>>728477909
>indie
>early access
>patreon
>the first thing you see when you start the game before you see any gameplay is a link to join the game’s discord server in the title menu
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>>728478596
>game that ruins the franchise and is for the absolute bottom of bottomfeeders
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>>728488328
>toximosplosis
Broken bot
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>>728477909
>gacha
that's all you had to say, anon
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>>728478468
>>728479447
>>728485452
>>728488328
kys
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>toxamasplomis thread
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>>728477909
Kitty!
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