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OC Anchor
whose semen IS stronger?
Bracket
Lame duck match
Funny? Funny. Funny! FUNNY! FUNNNNNNYYYYYYY
>>728478107Why did he do it?
Baby Wajeremy Scario
Post your favorite OC from this year (that you didn't make yourself)
Post your favorite OC for the finalists you made
>>728478238
>>728478253
>NTR ugly bastard or gayTron deserves better...
>>728478290
>>728478302This is the only OC I made. I'm too caught up with my own project.
>>728478302>>728478290OC mind...
>>728478015
Wario won btw and no amount of jobber words can stop him.
>>728478015Hasn't stopped him before.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el20WfnOX6U
>>728478214wow i didn't realize phoenix lost that badly
>>728478148NICE HUSTLE, TONS-OF-FUN! NEXT TIME EAT A SALADI AM OWNING YOU, YOU FAT BALD BASTARD
Scout won, hes sipping on bonk energy juice
>>728478537KEK
the map
>>728478126how much time left? I never voted but like to read the shitpostshint: Wario wins
You know who didn’t win? Anon.
>>728478496no campaign this year sadly, but i don't think it would've mattered with how much momentum scout had
>>728478148WORK ON THE FUCKING MAP>WORK ON THE FUCKING MAPWORK ON THE FUCKING MAP>WORK ON THE FUCKING MAPWORK ON THE FUCKING MAP>WORK ON THE FUCKING MAPWORK ON THE FUCKING MAP>WORK ON THE FUCKING MAP
I genuinely don’t know who to pick. For the first time in any tournament I’ve participated in, I’m considering just not voting.
>>728478302only proper OC I've made for the finals so far but we'll see, i've had a really bad sleep schedule recently
>getting back to /v/ being shitI know that all festivals are over someday but it’s still sad
>>728478635Why was Phoenix silent?
>>728478537BONK
>>728478689Still can't believe Demi-Fiend won by 3 votes that round only to lose by 3 votes the nextSome cursed shit going on there I tell you what
>>728478736all the good writers left
>>728478735This festival was kind of mid tbf
>still trying to bait Phoenixfags
>>728478712HEROES ISLAND...
The most disappointing loss this time?
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>>728478148https://youtu.be/CSkkjG8I8q0
Did we ever get a Wario version for this? Some anon placed Scout's limbs in
>>728478976Falcon and Demi-fiend. Who did they lose to again?
>>728478976Still Arthas and Dedede
>>728478610ends at 7pm EST so in less than 4 hours
>>728478290This >>728478537
>>728479013kinoswitch my vote to Scout
>>728478976Captain Falcon I think.
>>728479043Some rigged pick
>>728478976Demifiend and Arthas
>>728478976Falcon making a comeback after being silent the whole way was tragic.>>728479013nice seeing my art make it in
>>728478976My main or maybe I'm happy that he won't win this particular year
>>728479330Yeah this sucked
>>728479013MY HEROVOTING FOR SCOUT
As someone rooting for Wario, I feel Scout has this.
>>728478976Travis and Falcon followed by Dedede and Arthas
>>728478976Travis
As someone rooting for Scout, I feel Wario has this.
>>728478712add lanky kong
As someone rooting for Kageaki, I feel Kageaki has this.
As someone who thought Scout had this at the start of the round, I don't really know who is in the lead anymore
>>72847948460% chance of Wario40% chance of Scout
What the hell is that Europa add?
>>728479484As someone rooting for Scout, I feel Wario has this.
As someone rooting for Scoutrio, I feel like Wariout has this.
Wouldn't it be funny if the round ends in a tie and the hosts forget that the tiebreaker in the finals is the characters' seeds so they redo the entire round instead?
>>728479013FINALLY
Expected reactions if either becomes king?
As someone who hates both candidates, I feel Donkey Kong has this.
This is not a story of heroes.
Scout won. Skibidi toilet fanbase has pretty big presence on /v/ after all.
>>728478126Thats enough Scout, now I'm mad!>You Hedgehogs are like a stubborn virus, but I know how to treat it, I know how to blot it out for good>You know I really thought you were dead chucklenuts, you could have just run away, run along and i'd have never known itNo way! Why run away from something you aren't scared of?>Just for that... Ill just bat you into oblivion like I did that other hedgehogWhat other hedgehog are you talking about? You mean shadow, dont you! YOU MEAN SHADOW? YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SCOUT!
As someone rooting for Wout, I feel like Scario has this.
>>728478712this is shaping up to be one of the best maps ever
>>728479796They are both brainrot picks now that I think about it
>>728479013gem
>>728478976Arthas
Wario is going to win and scout will never make it this far again. I'll be proven correct in a few hours.
>>728479818>golden FriezaJobber lmao
>>728478126Seeing scout in the finals is weird.
>>728479783...on planet retard
As someone voting for spite, I feel the tourney has already been spited to death.
>>728479649>period blood drawings flashing in my mindGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD
As someone rooting for Scat, I feel like Wourio has this.
>>728479410That was so kino
>>728479920I mean it isn't so weird.
Wario won already, only tf2 fags are voting for Scout while Wario has support from almost everyone.
>>728479013Move forward, but don't forget.Kino.
>>728479948what
As a Scout, I feel the Medic has this.
>>728479013>my shitty edit made it inKino
>>728479783But Kageaki, neither of these candidates are balanced enough, so you lost. And justice will win next year.
>>728480014Falseflagger BITCH...
>Mario>TF2RedditOnly Jack was /v/
>>728480014This does seem to be the case desu
Wario won. Scout will forever be trapped in the elite 8 chains.
>>728480061Women love Pippins, especially the green one
>>728479013I legitimately thought this was still part of the video.
>>728480124Armstrong and Grimm were not?
>>728480004
>>728480161Pure Reddit core
>>728479001Dazai vs Frank Horrigan.https://youtu.be/FJGoNKXSBSwhttps://youtu.be/RDia1IQzmbI
Scout won. Wario will forever be trapped in Sam's consciousness.
>>728479930>>728480098AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE YOU CANT BE A HERO OF JUSTICE YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE LAW OF BALANCE AND KILL EVERYONE
>>728480206kino
>>728479013this is gold, switched my vote
>>728478976Arthas, and demi
Scout won already, only nintendo fags are voting for Wario while Scout has support from almost everyone.
>>728480163b-but scout, i don't wanna get in your tummy!!!
Why do you falseflag?
Why dont you wake up Robot Scout from tf2 mann vs machine, You're hurting Recette, what has she ever done to you? I can't let you take out your unhappiness on tournament winners any more.>What are you talking about fleshbag? I kill whoever i freakin want, whenever i freaking want.>Losers die, and the strong knock their lights outAlright then Robot Scout, We'll play by your rules. LETS GOOOO
I wish I could video edit
>>728480163I prefer this one.
>>728480206Can you do a match between Wario and Scout?
>>728478148>>728478232Weird request but okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LhXOtsTLY
As a Spy, I feel the Spy has this.
Scout was an awesome pick. Anons may not realize it but it takes godlike posters to carry a pick like Scout to finals without a full on shounen campaign.
>>728480340ez software like capcut exists
>>728480391THE DUCKSHAVE MOVED
What you people don't realize is that we need more seinen campaigns instead.
>>728480163The final comic was so good
>>728480391Kek
I'm gonna draw some shonen
>>728480493Tracing Freesia and Homunculus for my pick's campaign for the next year rn...
>>728480493>start a seinen campaign>starts out with the campaigned pick brutally killing his enemies or something while having issues>mid-way through the tournament he enters his farming arc and has to toil in the fields with his contestants>finale is him trying to be at peace with the contestants or find compromiseyou rike?
>>728480409/tnt/…>>728480493Not as hype.
>>728480493Who can carry a seinen campaign? AM, Demi-Fiend?Would Grimm pre-finale count as a seinen campaign? His match with John in particular.
>>728480598That is literally just Scout.
If Red Scout loses he should be replaced by Blue Scout and hold another vote, and then Robot Scout, etc.
>>728479001Welcome to Camp Ne/v/arro. So you're voting in Next 128.WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T VOTED YET?! Are you blind, you MORON!? The poll is right there, so that's the only excuse you could possibly have. Didn't you know an honest to God American patriot is in the Finals? Ooooh, you didn't? Well know you DO, maggot, so get your asses in there and vote for Frank Horrigan, on the double!!! I don't want to see you back posting on this thread without proof you gave your support to the greatest goddamn soldier in American history!
>>728480592i'm gonna start tracing shigurui next year
>>728480493>2026>90% of the campaigns lean hard into shounen shit>they all get spited out>the only ones that remain are seinen shit insteadThat would be quite Professional
>>728478148repost, made at the end of last thread
>>728480493Tracing Jagaaaaaan right now.
>>728480538Draw CHADgon CHAD
>>728478302Gotta be this or the Mad Milk'd one.
>>728480493Jokes aside you would need a pick that won't choke until R4 at least for it to even have a chance of working. There is a reason Shounen takes off really easily.
>>728478537kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awolXAMQ2J0
Where's the Salvation Bar? I need to get drunk RIGHT NOW.
>>728480705Grimm is for EXORCISMS and SAVING.
>>728479818KIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>728480753Who will be your Seigen?
>>728480538i'm gonna trace more hokuto no ken
>>728480705I'm mostly joking but I was exactly thinking of AM when I made that post lol
>>728478712D2 Finished
>>728480939you guys gave me way too many requests for drinks but i'm still trying to whip up something
>>728480836KINO
>>728480493I can't write for shit.
but what about this grimm?
I'm tracing over JJK for a campaign next year.
>>728480493King of /v/ is fundamentally a shonen, it lives and dies by shonen tropes. No matter how deep into the trenches of darkness the thread goes, or how subversive and unpredictable it becomes, it will always eventually land on a point of tonal optimism that is characteristic of shonen. It always emphasizes loyalty, friendship, connection, empathy, and idealism. Classically shonen stuff. What happens after Batter blows himself up? Spamton's friendship and connection to him proves to be his saving grace, and Batter returns, acting even more like a manchild than before. What happens when Eggman runs away after jobbing again? It's his friends that save him from his despair.There's nothing deep here. I'm not reading in between the lines. It's a very standard shonen with some admittedly atypical story structures as far as the genre is concerned. Seinen is more about relating to real world issues adults can project onto (pretty much the opposite of your autistic OC battles) or it's extremely cynical not only as a journey but also as a conclusion. PunPun is a seinen because of its tragic nature and ending. King of /v/ isn't cynical or adult. It wears its darkness as a superficial aesthetic, an edgy flavour along select points of the journey but by no means at the destination. A soft seinen in simple terms would be something that started as a shonen then shifted into a seinen. Vinland Saga or JoJo (part 7) would fit this mold.Stop trying to force this meme. You can try to dazzle your fellow Ko/v/fags with your verbal vomit but it doesn't impress me. Seriously, what does "domain of the myopic and subliterate" even mean? Why say "monomyth" when you can just say hero's journey? You sound like some first year lit undergrad trying to impress his teacher, but when you strip away the adornments, nothing you say is all that logical.
>>728480836Everyone in the blast radius tanked that btw.
>>728478629>hey Anon can you belive neither of us got successfully nominated yeah that's bullshit, I was a classic King meme pick back in 2020 >hey you wanna know how we don't get forgotten next year? GET posti->taking the lyrics to a song, editing them slightly, and then claiming it to be OC eh sure what the heck
>>728480794How about some Gekiga?
>>728480598>>728480710>a seinen campaign is becoming a better man
I'm a retard and don't understand this, but how on earth do you pair Sephiroth and Link in the first round? How did that happen? They should have been #1 seeds
>>728481119Better than these finals
>>728480970depends entirely on who qualifies but the manga is honestly really memeable
>>728481064Good luck with it, hopefully you can still get something good out.
>>728481206seeds are randomized since many years ago
>>728481206
>>728481206>sissyrothRound 1 fodder
>King of /v/ is fundamentally a shonen, it lives and dies by shonen tropes. No matter how deep into the trenches of darkness the thread goes, or how subversive and unpredictable it becomes, it will always eventually land on a point of tonal optimism that is characteristic of shonen. It always emphasizes loyalty, friendship, connection, empathy, and idealism. Classically shonen stuff. What happens after Batter blows himself up? Spamton's friendship and connection to him proves to be his saving grace, and Batter returns, acting even more like a manchild than before. What happens when Eggman runs away after jobbing again? It's his friends that save him from his despair.>There's nothing deep here. I'm not reading in between the lines. It's a very standard shonen with some admittedly atypical story structures as far as the genre is concerned. Seinen is more about relating to real world issues adults can project onto (pretty much the opposite of your autistic OC battles) or it's extremely cynical not only as a journey but also as a conclusion. PunPun is a seinen because of its tragic nature and ending. King of /v/ isn't cynical or adult. It wears its darkness as a superficial aesthetic, an edgy flavour along select points of the journey but by no means at the destination. A soft seinen in simple terms would be something that started as a shonen then shifted into a seinen. Vinland Saga or JoJo (part 7) would fit this mold.>Stop trying to force this meme. You can try to dazzle your fellow Ko/v/fags with your verbal vomit but it doesn't impress me. Seriously, what does "domain of the myopic and subliterate" even mean? Why say "monomyth" when you can just say hero's journey? You sound like some first year lit undergrad trying to impress his teacher, but when you strip away the adornments, nothing you say is all that logical.
>>728481369Ok
>>728481396Well put.
>>728481392>92
With this get 5 I summon comedic Latinx Jetstream Sam!
>>728481396Faggot
>>728480332>LETS GOOOOShould have been here we... GOhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/FwMlbwFFZU4
>>728481175>>728478148>Waking for the tourney, hope it will be horny. But I know that happy times are coming soon 'cause of (You)! Our campaign will surely reign, group of guys, gals, and pals that I ever knew. Fun original creations with imagination. Putting two and two together makes the threads bright and shining! There's no doubt, when we get the MS Paint out. We can do whatever, and I know we'll make spectacular things! Things are going wonderfully, a few years, but now I see. The rounds are an excuse to be with you. If I take a sec to think about everything we've done. I've found nothing's more important than this moment! Yeah, it's true! Get out the paper, let's put our crap ideas together Can't wait 'til later, you know it's now or never! As long as our mains are alive, let's make this the best tourney forever! But even if we job, we can always just mock Battler! It's a lovely tourney, and it won't be boring. 'cause I know that kino times are coming soon, thanks to (You)! Our campaigning filled with nothing but betraying group of guys, gals and pals that I ever knew. retarded creations with 0 imagination. Lyric edit OCs are nothing but lazy as hell! There is doubt, when we get the pencils out It will be completely even if we make spectacular things! It definitely won't stay alright. Jobbings coming left and right. With rolling for 5s, who knows what it might take to make everything funny, everything bright! Get around, grab the markers again, 'cause nothing beats Kino with friends! Nothing beats having fun with the best campaigns! It's an upbeat tourney, and it will be horny. 'cause we will be rolling rape GETS, thanks to (You)! Our campaign's nothing short of the finest group of guys, gals and pals that I ever knew. kino creations with imagination Filling up the map together makes the weather bright and shining! There's no doubt, when we're all just hanging out. We can do whatever, and I know we'll do spectacular things!that was stupid>yes I know Anon
>mfw internalizing the fact that either scout or wario will become the king of /v/
>>728480865Shonen is just better to read
>>728480845where's the mating press?
>>728481809
How would a Scout minigame in a Wario game work?
We need an edit of that meme of the nurses walking through a hallway with all the comic book characters bowing, but it's Wario and Scout labeled as "The heroes that saved /v/"
>>728480970>replace seigen with your pick>replace the girls with some of the elite 8boom
>>728481924Moonshot Sniper with the Sandman
>>728478195Well scout has children and as far as I know wario doesn't
>>728482058Warhol has a sexy chicken
>>728480349And this one
>>728478195Doesn't semen have a little gold in it? Wouldn't that give Wario the upper hand?
>>728482076who the fuck is Warhol
>>728478148>>728474359Nice try HUNK, but you don't know what kind of merchant you're dealing with
>>728482174Tanked that btw.
>>728482139Some painter that drew Marilyn Monroe, a bit of hack
>>728482174What the fuck have you done to GUNK
>>728482001>gets raped and crippled for the rest of the tourneyI am not sure if its worth it anon...
>>728478976Jacket... I just wanted him to be part of E8
>>728482174These two are like fucking Tom and Jerry
>>728481521I agree, GREENtos.
>>728478126Use this one for the next thread please>>728478537
>>728482436more like>become cool as fuck
>>728482559Nash...
>>728478976Whoever loses in 3 hours.
>>728479013k-kinoI hope that he wins
>>728480206Nice. Voting for Dazai.
I voted.
>>728478148come on, chumps, someone win already!the ladies are waiting...
>>728480206>>728478148
I'm not ready for the tournament to end...
>>728482840the ladies are lesbians according to the 5
>>728482465Kek. I wish i could edit it, but i am in the middle of traveling
>>728482935Welp, I guess the winner gets both with this 8.
Hunk and Recetty
What are his odds in King 2026?
>>728482935According to what post
>>728482935And it was because of flonne. 0
>>728481058It's HIM>>728478712I think it would be cool to have E4 as a stone Scout face (>inb4 the claimer has a completely different idea for the tile)
>>728482935eugh, what the fuck? give me that 5, you don't deserve it
>>728479013>HUNK killing Recette made it inKek
>>728483040The winner is forced to watch in the chair with this 8
>>728482935That post didn't say a number, it doesn't mean anything.
>>728482935Why should anyone care? Just fuck them anyway.
>>728482935rape is back on the menu lads
>>728479001what's the answer for next 128? molly and ms mowz ain't working for me, and searching the wiki yielded nothing
I'm probably voting for another powerhouse winner next year after sore losers destroyed the tournament with seethe.
>>728482935According to this 5 Tron will settle down and have a loving family with Scout
>>728483195>5My lesbian correcting KING
>>728483247Ryu K Rool
>>728479013Kino. I kneel.
>>7284832705 and Tron forcefully feminizes scout and then marries him regardless of what happens.
6 and I nnnnghhhh uoooauahh
This tourney has been getting less honest, and less authentic with every round and shitpost. But some of you read my post about writing something honest, here are some of the things you wrote.Firstly, >>728416052 wrote>The finals should have been Dedede vs Arthas>>728416212 wrote>I liked this tournament, it has been fun, better than last year's.then >>728417187 wrote>It's completely normal and natural for people to have less energy and care less for the same thing as time passes.then >>728419415 said>I am slowly losing all interest for this tourney due to nobody taking this too seriouslyespecially the nomination and qualifiers thanks to many people voting for non-living objects (mr bones, soul deltarune, tetris brick), NPCs (chicken jockey) and off-topic forced memes (grand dad)Lastly, >>728423540 wrote>anyone who say that mr bones and a tetris brick are living characters as a excuse to nominate them for ko/v/ should be thrown in a garbage incineratorThese tournaments don't matter. OC doesn't matter. Hype shonen kino doesn't matter. These honest, amazing things that you wrote... they matter.
>>728483345Oh no no no scoutbros
>>7284833455 and Scout was Battler in disguise
>>728483195Gaben-sama...
>>728483345Scoutsissies...
>>728483265Same
>>728483345I've read a doujin like that.
>>7284833455 and scout makes tron into a bbw.
>>728483345Scoutbros, we... won...?
>>728483195>5Truly, our best king
>>728483393My post was good, why didn't you link it, fatass
>>7284834675 and Scout's transformation magic doesn't work with Tron
>>728483345Heh, she'll come around. Scout's no stranger to playing the long game.
>>728483345Uhhh, 5 and it's the Blu Scout?
>>7284833455 and the scout targeted was actually spy
>halfway through the thread>already getposting
With this 7…I forgot. You guys say what happens
>>7284836255 and this get is nullified
>>7284836255 and that was actually scout disguised as a spy disguised as a scout.
>>728483625>cucked by his own dad and forced to watch him get feminizedscoutbros...
>>728483195Grimm gets turned into a woman too to keep it lesbian
>>7284837075 and this anon also gets feminized
>>728483625>HON HON I AM FUCKING TRON BONNE >GET FUCKED
>>7284836255 and it still happens to scout.
>>728419732This lore is kino
>>7284837195 and scout makes volt into his wife (male) as revenge.
>>728483625Spysissies...
WHERE'S THE PNG COLLAB OF WARIO AND SCOUT'S TEAMS ALREADY
98 and scout has hairless balls
>>728478148Congratulations to the 5th through 8th pairings this year!
5 and Wario is transformed into a toilet for every queen to use.
>>728483818isn't half of this stuff just /tnt/ shit?
>>728483892aigis and eggman make a good couple
>>728483945AIEEEEEEEEE
>>728483892Even if he lost, Eggman won
>>728483892BASEDI like Doomguy petting the Torchic, that's cute
>>728483892FVVVARKKK OUR ELITE EIGHTS and eggman
>>728483945Wario? Shit and finished
>>728483892Arthas (good ending)
>>728483870>my oc is still being usedkek
>>728484023Shit and flushed*
>>728483892How many boyfriends has amaterasu had by now?
>>728483625The Prettiesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLuDGBK-EbU
>>728483972>spin-off events tie neatly into main work eventsKINO. I didn't fucking stutter.
>>728483945Do you think he'd take up this as an offer, just for Midna and Samus?
>>728483892Nice
REMINDER though that each finalist of the past years has had BABIES with eachother meaning EGGMAN HAS TWO BABIES with his opponents that SLUT
>>728483945WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>728483945Win
I scout wins, then the "disciple", of grimm won. If wario wins, then eggman best friend got 1th, while himself got 8th.
>>728483945>1.1 gallonsHow long do you think he would be able to wait as a toilet before needing to do his own?
>>728484060>spin-off events tie neatly into main work eventsNOT CANON
>>728483945>Scoutfags are scatfagsEven sounds similar, should have known.
>>728483892WHOLESOME
>>7284839455 and this only happens to (You)
>>728484187More like Wariofags are considering these posts>>728484149>>728484143>>728484096
>>728484178Canon. All of this? Happened.
>>728484274Maybe in the end, we're all poopy boys.
Predict the final voter count.
>>728483892I forgot that May isn't actually fat
>>7284836725I don't want to do anything with it, I just think it'd be nice to have
>>728484342~1100
>>728478537I think that after this tournament wario's not getting an erection ever again
Whether Scout wins or Wario wins I want everyone to agreeLiterally the only objective choice here is voting to ban inflated character/series names
>>728484342777
>>728484342Less than 700
>>72847871226,5 hours left, good fucking luck!
>>728483892>Hmmm... your body's combat capabilities are fine, but please, tell me more about these "Personas", I might need their power in 2027.
>>728484423>using Home Run God>sign on back doesn't fly offYOU HAD ONE JOB
>scout watches as tron fucks his dad and feminizes him>wario gets turned into a living toiletboth finalists, irredeemably broken...all according to keikaku.
>>728484423Nah, in just a few hours I'm be using the Samus milk on somebody.
>>7284839455 and this becomes set in stone, impossible to alter or cancel out
>>728484342650-730
>>728484342781
>>728484480My HORNY liege
>>728483945
>>728484527Dropped this 5
>>728484556We need a version of this with Scout's face coming out.
>>728484597*spy
5 and the Wario-Toilet is a reverse toilet, which causes poop and pee to go INTO those who sit on it instead of out
>>728483972>>728484060>>728484178>introduces long lost secret twin>secret twin never shows up in the main series and is treated like he never existedobviously it's not canon
5 and Wario is forever a toilet that needs shit in order to survive.
>>728484480Travis you bastard...
>>728484685poor wario :(
If 8 i cast ball twister on this entire thread including the contestants. Say good bye to your left testicle
>>728484480A bigger twist than killer7, FSA, and both Silver Case games combined.
>>728484685NOT AGAIN
>>728484685Oh God nooooooooooo
>>7284843423
9 and every fucking GETTER gets raped and their GETs are deleted from existence, except me of course.
>>728484768>>728484770>2 seconds lateFUCK YOU!
>>728484685JUST BECAUSE I'M A PLUMBER DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT
With this 5 every queen becomes Mr. Gold and Mr. Silver
92 and all getposters' rapes become set in stone, impossible to alter or cancel out.
Every get is set in stone and can't be changed or altered 5
>>72848434220 (+804 duplicate accounts)
>>7284848855 and this isn't canon
>>728484597
>>728484685Darlene's second favourie thing
>>728484885Forgot the reply>>728483945
0 and zero goes back in time to blow willy brain off, to stop tron from being born, making etna not relapse in her sanity, groom spy, and transform wario into a toilet
>>728484885>Etna is safeTHIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
>>728484680What do you mean? BLU Scout was raped by Scout in the chilly Winter of '23 and tried to take him to court over it last round
>>728484452Dobson's gonna flip
5 and scout is in an abandoned mall which was abandoned due to being in a remote location next to a horse farm/field and in one of the clothes store he finds a booth which is a gimmick of the store: it's a clothes changing booth that has a button which will swap your clothes with whoevers the closest person using magic and technology, and when built, it was intended that the nearest person would be in the other booth, and you'd swap clothes with them but its abandoned. so when scout presses the button he swaps clothes with a nearby horse thats just outside of the mall, and horses dont wear clothes so while the horse gets clothes scout wears what the horse wears which was a saddle and horse shoes and the saddle straps around his waist and hugs tight his stomach and he feels queasy and his hands and feet have horseshoes bolted into them like real life horseshoes are but on hands and feet instead of hooves so hes bleeding and he winces and falls over in pain from the horse shoes and they hurt his nerves so hes got poor balance and has to crawl and cant leave the mall to go find clothes because hes clumsy and in horse shoes which arent designed for a human and actually would hurt quite alot
>>728484998TRAVIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7284846857 and Wario is saved from this fate.
>>728484010Eggman is my personal toilet
>>728484342My ass
>>728485065
>>728484452>the only objective choice here is voting to ban inflated characterOh no no no Maybros...
>>728484685Wario foreverially toiletized and loving it...
Impale all Rollniggers through the asshole
>>728484891Off by one.
>>7284849655 and this is canon and you get raped by all of them
>>728485150May's anorexic arc starts now
>>7284850654 and this deviantart post never happened
>>7284850987 and his fate becomes even worse by every queen having horrible IBS.
>>728484998Etna gets her head shotgunned off and permanently killed off by the character below
8 and Darlene becomes king immediately
>>7284850650 i null your get and turn you into a clown for my own amusement
>>728484885nice
>>728478148Anchoring this masterpiece >>728484968
4 and tron has an stroke
>>728485065Drawfags please
>>7284852636 and she is queen 2026
>>728485065>this psycho finally got a get at the end of KingI hate that I remember that you tried it in every other tourney this year too
>>728485154/tnt/urtle...
>>728478148>>728484556>>728484968Anchoring these masterpieces.
You just don't know when to stop. Enough is Enough. You're the scum of the universe red Scout, and i'm getting sick of it.First Big the cat then Blaze the cat, and now my best friend Shadow the hedgehog.You don't care, i can see that their lives mean absolutely nothing to you. You're not in the least bit sorry. Even now, all you can think about is how to shoot me.>Where the heck didya get this freaking glowie crap from man?>Don't tell me, the sameraldsNo more. NO MORE! NOW ILL SHOW YOU! TEAM FORTRESS TWO SCOUT!!!
>>728484968Scoutbidi Wariolet...
>>728484885KIRYU FOR THE CROWNSTEAL
>>728485312Stronke
>>728485369Yup yup, that's MY HERO Sonic
>>728485312more like 4 and Sue gets raped by the male All-Star winners
>>728485369Why are Sonicfags so cringe?
Wario is my favorite toilet.
So Wario is a toilet for the queens, while Scout has horseshoes painfully seared to his hands and his feet?
In a theoretical situation that Bazz wins queen, how would the voting go?
>>728485493Yes that's correct.
No matter what, I think we can all agree that the afterparty thread is gonna suck
>>728485493Scout drinking water from toilet wario...
>>728485493the Queen should just get Battler as a consolation prize
>>728485369
>>728485528>how would the voting gofuck, i meant voting in king
>>728485334He got a get in Ms. and Anne Boobchuy got this art made of her.
>>728485528Nobody would like to win King
>>728485065What the fuck is this? Not even I find this funny.
>>728485493And also Spy disguised as him so he could get pegged by Tron
>>728485528funny
>>7284850655 and this is nullified because funny
>scout actually has a frieza skin
>>728485528Eggman sweep
>>728485528Terribly
>>7284856655 and it happens to both wario and scout actually because that's funnier
>>728485493AND he watches as his father fucks and gets feminized by tron (which becomes mr. silver as this unfolds)
>>728485665That's a pretty serious get Anon...
>>728485065Horseshoes are meant to go on your thumbs, not palms you fucking idiot
>>728485667JOBout...
>>7284853124 and sue rapes scout
>>7284856655 and this isn't nullified, instead Waluigi replaces Scout
>>728485528Bridget wins.
>>7284856655 and it goes to the next character image posted.
>>728485665
>>728485724>Scout has Ns hair but not his hatKek
>>728485528Battler has to fight with eggman in the finals
>less than 3 hours before results and anons are just getposting
>>728485528>angry Queenfags raid King>King funnies and Samposting at an all-time highI'm taking this deal.
>>728485724Oh no that's bad, that's definitely something he wouldn't like, hahaCaptcha: xxhrd
>>728485798Angry Queenfags have already raided King though, why do you think people still keep bringing up Tron and Etna
>>728485065Five and this happens to wario as well and is protected from all next getposts
5 and I become the toilet for the queens instead.
>>728485724
>>728474619>Mei Ling, I've found a hiding spot close to Phoenix, but who's that girl with him?>That's Maya Fey, Phoenix's personal assistant and counsel.>Her name sounds familiar...>I had mentioned Phoenix had a mentor who passed away, Mia Fey. This is her younger sister. After Mia's murder, Maya was the prime suspect, but Phoenix saved her from the false accusation.>I thought Wright's haircut stood out, but this girl's fashion sense is something else.>Those are the traditional robes worn by members of the Fey Clan.>Fey Clan?>Yes Snake, they're a clan of spirit mediums.>You mean they're psychics? Not like Mantis, I hope.>Not quite. The Fey use the Kurain Spirit Channeling technique to reach out to the world of the dead, and summon the souls of the departed to possess them.>Hrmph. Don't know if I buy any of that, but I didn't expect Wright to have a cute girl with him.>Snake, it's not like that at all! Phoenix actually has a lot of young girls who accompany him on his investigations for one reason or another. Ema Skye, Maya's cousin Pearl, his daughter Trucy, Athena Cykes, Rayfa Khura'in, even Franziska von Karma once.>...>Snake?>I think I've seriously been underestimating this guy...>Oh Snake! End transmission.
>>728485369Is anyone denying that /sthg/ is rigging every king from now on?
>suddenly there are huge delays between refreshes>A huge amount of off by onesTHE MODS ARE RIGGING THE GETS AGAIN
>>7284859395 and GETposts
>>728485921Wario earned his spot as the Queen's toilet you can't take it away from him
>>728484480Post art of tron femenizing spy and then fucking her with her futa penis and I will vote for whoever you want
>>728485995>gets a five
>>728485975kek
>Finals so boring people do gets before bump-limit
>>728483892RegigASS sits in the chair
who got [INSERT CHARACTER HERE] angry this time?
>>728485980/sthg/ is
Battlerbros what the FUCK did you just post
>>728485667reddit spic postreddit filename
>>728485975Kino You capture the characters really well in these
I don't regret turning Wario into a toilet twice with my gets.
It wouldn't be this way had JC simply won last year.
>>728484968someone draw this
>>728486164. . .
>>728478712beautiful scene
>>728486164>battlerno, it's just dame da ne posting evolving
>>728480206wtf that intro walkout for frank horrigan in the match is kino
3 and all of these characters qualify next year5 and they all job
>>728478148>>728483945>>728484685
>>728484685>>728484876kek
>>728486262So Grox created AM?
>>728486227>JC is a spite king, it's clear he only won on Sonic spite, he was silent until finals and had an easy bracket while Shadow kept the whole tournament alive etc. etc.a year of this
>>728486302where's kris
>>728486331he does look like monolith a bit
>>728486345Except JC was already a powerhouse and more naturally liked than Shadow so he wouldn't get the same Tron treatment.
>>728486385This year was the first time he qualified or had a campaign push, I assume the club is for jobbers who've been that way for years.
>>728474619>>728485975Finally, a good post.
>>728478148>>728483945It's a living.
>>728486434Yep. If JC is Curly, then Tron is Isaac.
>>728486434>more naturally liked than Shadow...that is, according to my headcanon
3 and the winner gets put into this until the end of time
>>728486385He's too green to be a real jobber.
Two hours.
>>728486434You're delusional if you think Shadowfags wouldn't have shitposted against Denton if they lost. They felt entitled to the win in the same exact way Etnafags did.
>>728486515...which is actual canon.
Scout will win... the losers tournament... on opposite day... said the clinically challenged... at planet retard
Could Luigi have won in a hypothetical King of /v/ 2013?
>>728486575>5
>>728486575Do I win, or uh.... What?
>>728486385Busy having sex with his huge boobs wife
>>728486515JC regularly makes it to top 10 every single year. Sanic is associated mostly with Chris-chan.
>>728486429>>728486570no
I played Wario World because of this tourney, and it was fun so far. The combat isn't too interesting, but I like the various platforming-focused rooms and how they use things like switches or grabbable balls. I like the game's style, too, it's reminiscent of smaller Japanese developer games from the time. Thank you, Wario anon(s) who posted about it before.
>>728486302Someone post that jobbers boy band song someone made in qualifiers.
>>728486557The metafags happy with it would've been a counterbalance.
I'm gonna miss you all bros, even if this King was kinda iffy, what vidya threads will you all go after this ends?
>>728486625Wario you lose and stay a toilet forever.
>>728486673the gay sex thread
>>728486610Get the fuck away from the time machine, Crow
>>728478148wanted to do more but these tournaments made me sleep deprived
>>728486636That thing is even more rigged than queen and king
>>728486673back to my containment /vg/
I use my 5 to make you all start acting SERIOUS.
5 and Wario is saved from being a toilet
>>728486656Glad you gave it a shot! One bit of advice you'll appreciateThere's a REALLY tough steel trapdoor room in the last level. Stay near the middle, where the indents are. Trust me, do not try to dodge the spiked balls. The narrow platforms are safer then they look.
>>728486775Only to become a diaper, 5
>>728486636>terminawho are we kidding here?
>>728486775you need something more powerful to break the permanent curse
>>7284867755 and Wario gets horseshoed while scout becomes a toilet
>>728486713Based
>>7284867755 and he's instead turned into a tampon that's made to be reusable.
>>728484685>>7284839455 and Nash takes his place
>>728486775Scout and Wario are no longer horses or toilets. We reached the good ending, folks.
>>7284867755 and it was just his imagination while being shat on by Tron
>>728486767How about i dont?This 5 wills it.
>>728486673Back to Black Souls threads. If they get made that is, the Steam boost is losing its power. Maybe some Divinity threads, I'm super stoked for Larian's new game.Other than those, just bounce around. Maybe the occasional AC8 thread. I'm excited for Pragmata, but I'm avoiding those threads like a plague.
>>728486824One more 5, then
Another day, another... 5.
>>728486850You dropped this 5 dude.
>>728486924nah now you've tripled it
>>728486673i'll go back to shitpost in the j-action threads and hopefully start working on my game. no i'm not the genokids dev
>>728486875Jetstream Gene...
Is 5 gonna be the new getposting number
>>728486973The fuck do you mean new?
>>728486973The fuck do you mean number?
Those 5s? All me.
>>728486783Thank you, I'll keep that in mind! I like when games get tough, so this sounds fun.
5 and Wario is forever a toilet but his penis is now a reusable tampon.
>>728478148>>728485975anchoring
How about a ZERO!
>>7284856655 and this is nullified because funny
>>7284869735 is the default unless your character is tied to some other number.
>>728486673I'll be in the plane threads, maybe RE threads.
FUCK WARIO IS TOO STRONGIF ONLY I HAD THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BY MY SIDE>jobsNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>
>>728486673Action games and Project Moon, sometimes /vr/ too. Also the Friday/Saturday Night threads even if they're technically not vidya.
>>728486973>Yugi's been raped so hard people have forgotten himKWAB
>>728487098I think this would be funny if a 5 caused this to happen.
>>728484685 #>>728483945 #5 and Vince takes his place
>>728486920>AC8 threadAC looks fun as fuck, would you recommend? I have not played a single one
Though you brought all this on yourself, it's a shame that your tournament run had to end in such a miserable way.I wanted to save you, Scout, but you wouldn't let me. And now you will have to share the fate of the king of /v/ thread, which you yourself destroyed.I'm tired of getposting. I'm going home.>Please super sonic, help me>You can let me friggen job againBegging for mercy? How many Scrimblos begged for their lives when you stomped them in bracket? Did you show me mercy when I asked you to spare kirby?>P-please. MEDIC, DOC CMON MAN
Gohan skins the character below alive
>>7284856655 and this is nullified because that's funny
>>728487182>Project MoonYeah, I enjoy those weekly threads that die after 50 replies too. NOT.
These gets are getting too absurd. We need something more... classic. 5 and Scout rapes Wario
>>728487257Imagine a game about mechas, but you're flying an actual fucking plane like one instead with a metal gear-level of bullshit war being the reason you do so.Thats AC.
>>728487305choose wisely, use that 5 to sage your ass or get skinned alive
>>7284873235 and Wario is raped by every past opponent he beat.
>>728487257NTA. I would recommend it, but from experience, don't start at [most recent game].
The gets are plentiful this thread, Kek bless.
>>728487359Yeah it looks fun as shit, but there are like 8 games or more right? so, I'd like some recommends. And may we meet again in the AC threads
5 and yugi gets raped by blue white eyes dragon with an strapon
>>728487375...can i not please?
WITH THIS 0, I, KING BOO, WILL BE THE TRUE AND PERMANENT WINNER OF KING OF /V/ FOR ALL TIME
>>7284873755 and this is reversed and Wario rapes every past opponent he beat
>>728487375THEY'RE RAPING WARIO!!!! EVERYONE WHO WARIO BEAT THEY'RE RAPING HIM!!!
>>728487257Yes. The PS2 trilogy have a really fun setting, story, characters and setpieces (think MGS but planes). AC7 is a bit of a downgrade, the story's a mess, but the graphical fidelity really does wonders for immersion and fun.I especially recommend getting a cheap HOTAS, it increases the fun factor even further.
>>728487490No fucking way
>>728487490SOMEONE RAPE HIM
>>728487276
>>7284874900 and you replace wario toilet curse
>>7284874687 is the one with the funny submarine nuke guy Otherwise they're all pretty much the same. Pick any.
>>728486673Metroid threa- no wait they'll be utter shit for the foreseeable future. Uhh... I guess I'll go outside for once. This has not been a good month for me.
>>728478148https://vocaroo.com/1eTDvFDkrFhI<< Welcome to the Loser's Salvation Bar... We're a bit late in surfacing, but I hope you find the conditions here acceptable. >><< Capta- >><< Command Duty Officer... Your job is to prepare the orders as fast as possible, like ammunition going into one of our cannons. We're receive a second batch of orders, no time for small talk! >>( (( ((( PING ))) )) )I had planned to make this more intricate but I'm short on time unfortunately, maybe I can do it tomorrow in the afterparty since I got everything sorted for these now.
>>7284874900 and King Boo gets put back in the cuck shed
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_DGrdsyirk
>>728487490>in the end, he won
>>728487490RETURN OF THE JOBBERS
>>728487515>Another 5Wariobros... It's over
>>728487468Start at Zero.
>>728487539>>728487551>>728487587you're getting your toenails torn off
>>728487375UNF
>>728487468>must-play4Zero>still great57>gets heavily recommended for the story3 (Jap release)
>>728486515most people who are old enough to have played deus ex don't attend tournaments full of children and women
>>728487365Both!
Zero and Zero exorcises boo
>>728487468Play 04, then 5 and then Zero. That's usually how most people are introduced to it. Though if you want I guess you could try 2 and then 3 (Japanese edition, the international release sux)
>>7284874900 and you go back to your jobber pit.
>>728487582Torress my hero
>>728487490I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, KING BOO! NOW, GET ANOTHER 0 AND USE IT TO RAPE JOHN WARD AND DOOMGUY! PROVE TO THEM WITH YOUR BIG BOO ASS THAT MCMAHONISM IS BETTER THAN CHRISTIANITY!
>>728487582/co/ is at it again,,,
>>728487582Grape juice, ice cold.
>>728487582MY HERO
>>7284876850 and king boo rapes and posseses Wario
>>728487490>>728487760BROS!!!!
STOP FUCKING ROLLING FOR POINTLESS SHIT AND WORK ON THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING MAP ALREADY
>>728487276HEDGEHOG... HE WAS JUST A FRICKIN... HEDGEHOG...
>>728485065>>728486505>>728478148And the other seat.
8 and all gets are reversed
>>7284878077 and the map goes unfishished
>>728487760Doomguysissies…Johnwardkeks…
>>728487761that guy came after ac7 torres so i resolve to think he's just a tongue in cheek reference
5 and the map never gets finished, cementing this as the worst King of all time
travis crashed this thread, with no survivors...
>>728487490Hmm.. I’ll swipe that 0 for myself and use it to FUCKING END SAMUS AND THOSE FEDDIES.
>>728487886Dropped this 5
>>728486505>>728487841KEK
How do you think this anon feels right now?
>>728487902just end them with this 0 and wipe all the winners out
>>728487760NOOOOOO AIEEEEEEEEE
>>728478126Well hey at least the finals of this tournament have been pretty kino. I think the elite 8 as a whole was pretty good outside of the Arthas AI spammer.
>>728487582kek this is wonderful
>>728486505https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/926024
>>728486505>>728487841love you groxfag
>>728487972He's probably overjoyed
>>728487582My salvation...
Nine
>>728487841KEK
>>728487972He doesn't feel anything because he died before this King
>>728482935Seething self-insertoids in the replies
>>728487582Alright, you can KINo.>laugh.sfx
>>728487520>>728487563>>728487627>>728487663>>728487696Grand, thanks lads. Haven't looked too much into it so hopefully playing these is easy and doesn't require too much patching or weird shit
>>728487582Falcon Punch!
>>728487972I don't feel anything because I died before this King
>>728488146I'm gonna self-insert this 5 into your ass.
>>728487582Do you serve underworld brew here?Something like this: https://litter.catbox.moe/a1xtc2.jpgIf not, then just a glass of gin.
>>728487582WAAAAAAATEEEEEER
>>728487575Hope everything is ok anon, wish you the best
>>728487582TORRES KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>728487582Give me another Pepsi, but this time make it hard and have it mixed with villager and Kris' tears.
>one year before the Jack-offThe fuck?
>>728487989But I don’t want to wipe the winners out, I want to wipe SHITMUS out!
>>728488158A HOTAS setup while emulating requires you to set everything up manually. AC7 just werks.
>>728488118Look at him go!https://files.catbox.moe/d347bj.mp4
>>728487490>>728487760I counter with this 7
>>728488102this happened to the character with the 4th worst results in Round 2
Enough! My ship sails in the morning.
5 and Tron is for me, no one else can have her.
>>728488307too badwith this 0 you will be the weapon used to destroy them all
>>728487582I'd like some tequila to numb the pain.
>>728488316>HOTASDon't really have that, was gonna just use controller like a filthy newfag
>might not finish OC in time uuuuuuugh
>>728488405Scout…
With this holy 7, Vince and KWABoo are exorcised back to /tnt/.
>>728488405fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>728488405Scout...
>>728488425KEKlux can’t use 0s, he’d need an 8 maybe
5, and everybody that didn't vote for Wario must listen to the Wario World pause music as punishment, unless they either change their vote to Wario, or they listen for so long without skipping or speeding up that Wario apologizes for his singing.https://youtu.be/SwOqmDgagUI?si=fAz5KxB23A7z8Q0R
How heavy is Wario (in kilograms)?
>>728486658Here you gohttps://voca.ro/1hRsSYaEfbkV
>>728488492>92
>>728488492>92John...
>>7284884920 and John Ward is cast into Hell forever.
>>728487490>>728487760I KNEEL...
>>728488405Wario...
>>728488492>92Father Ward, look out!
>>728488405Etna...
>>728488492
>>728488545fine8 and he's forced to kill them all successfully
>>728488553About 140
ENOUGH!What was (you)r favourite moment from this years tournament?
>>728488492>92Gary and his demons raped John Ward
>>728487582Ayo, give me and my BASED coalition too sweet and cold one, it's quite sweltering inside this ship. Hope that Eleven Labs dollar was well spend, TorressAnon.
4 and Sylux is a jobber.
>>728488405We all know, Wario.
>>728488549>punishmentVoting for Scout.
>>728487760Evil fucken company.
>>7284886937 and everyone ITT rapes Balls
>>728488492looks like you're getting sent to Hell to be raped by demons
>>728488462That's fine, I only bought a HOTAS after thoroughly enjoying 4 and 5. Steering the plane might even be easier on a controller, but it definitely loses when it comes to the fun factor.
>>728488693The moment in the afterparty where you got banned from 4chan. That was hilarious.Oh wait, spoilers.
With this 7 all gets are cleaned
>>7284886935 and you get horseshoes installed
>>728488693SHITnic jobbing round 1
>>728486673i reside in a dying /vg/ thread that only breathes due to imagespam and off topic posting
>>728488708They actually upgraded it significantly recently, I only figured out how to use those features halfway through the vocaroo though.
>>728487582Mixed herb cocktail and and extra ammo. I still need to complete my "mission".
>>728488693I had fun with the constant (ultimately good-natured) shitalking between Wario and Gene
>>728488693When you sucked my nuts :-)
>>728488247Thanks. Realistically, the only things that got me down are the state of Metroid and this year's King. I've been doing fine otherwise.
>>728478148It's almost time to learn who our King /v/ may be, but if you'd like to learn about them, get their tale of the tape in our Final Fight show! What I'd like to learn is what did you like about this year's shows? What's something you'd like to hear more of? Have a favorite gag? I'm always looking to improve things for you the listener, so lemme have it!Nominations:https://voca.ro/1ntYNV7GxnQ2Qualifiers:https://voca.ro/1mbYprMQoPhORound 1:https://voca.ro/1eZs7CFDKcg7Round 2:https://voca.ro/16TOZSpQLZOmRound 3:https://voca.ro/11aTEVfMDuelRound 4:https://voca.ro/1mFeabFmrwBDRound 5:https://voca.ro/19MAxyhDsoxpRound 6:https://voca.ro/1bq2PyQCu62IFinal Fight (New!):https://voca.ro/169klPZO1kpf
>>728488825The UK is working on it but it will take longer for total bong ban to happen
>>7284886933 and Balls rigged for Klonoa to win Playboy
>>728488693Charles vs Isaac (ft. Ancestor)Scout signs the petitionDemi-Fiend/Gordon both lose by 3 votes
>>728488825>5oh no bros
>>728488838You mean this 7 to make every get permanent except for the ones that try to stop Wario from being a toilet?
2 and the next character posted gets turned into /co/ Robotnik's toilet
>>728486673The permanent fire emblem generals on /v/
>>728488693Captain Falcon, Kiryu, and Vergil simultaneously waking up
>>728487582Give me something Seriously Strong. Need to shake this funny feeling.
>>728488714>wasting a get on something that was already true
>>728488693Dedede vs Virgil/Dedede vs Scout
>>728487582Spinel Tonic, that's all.
>>728488693It was pretty funny when the was what Ale
>>728488953That's not how getposts work you dumbass host bitch, if there isn't a number stated and it's not a major get it doesn't mean anything
>>728488693Arthas vs Harkinian is still the best match-up I liked Charles' stuff as well
>>728488908I'd like if you could say something nice about both finalist campaigns and characters in your afterparty show. This round feels comfy.
With the 5 all the contestants this year become cute girls and they all have a cute and wholesome yuri orgy
Bros i just saw a car plate that ended with 92.
>>728489092Looks like that backfired
>>728489092GET YO ASS OVER HERE
>>728489101this one? >>728489092
>>728489092>>728489101kek
>>728489092Nash fujoshi...
>>728488693Arthas and Harkinian in general
>>728489092>92THIS IS HAPPENING TO YOU ANON, PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>728488976Nah, this 7 that makes everyone a teenage girl inside Epstein island
>>728487582The most expensive thing you have, i have the mony to pay
6 and Wario wins and GOOSH GOOSHes Scout
>>728489101The Nashmobile...
>>728489092Guess you will play the role of a little girl.
>>7284890925 but instead they all grow huge tits and hips
>>728486673My home thread has been exiled off-board and I refuse to follow, so I can now be found in Yu-Gi-Oh, PEAK, and Kirby threads.
>>728486505>>728487841
>>728489187YAMEROOOOOO
>>7284890925 and that 92 gets redirected to the person below
>>728488907Take it easy, I know that feel. My favorite series Monster Hunter was also forever ruined, but it's not really worth it to get depressed over shit like this
>>728488556Kek thanks
>>728486673Xianxia threads
>>728486505>>728487841Both of these together should be the final thread OP
*resets your gets*
With this 5 the loser of this round is tied to a plank connected to two horses who start running in opposite directions and tear him in half as he screams in anguish and dies and then the winner eats his entrails to gain his strength
>>728488693Charles vs IsaacHUNK vs RecetteScout vs DDDDemifiend vs GordonIts been fun
>>728488492YOU LOSTFATHER GARCIA LOSTDOOMGUY LOSTKEVIN LOST (his virginity)I WONKING BOO WONMCMAHONISM WON
>Waaah! I'm a thirsty little Wario Toilet, you gotta feed me! You gotta use your piss!>I am NOT doin that!
>>7284894205 and I curse /sthg/ to suddenly be capable of feeling cringe.
>>728486973no, if you wanna get advanced you go for 86
>>728489493Mario did I ever tell you your fanfiction is fucked up
2 and I rape Vince McMahon like a little bitch
>>7284894856 and that one ring from paraphore is used to turn all the poop in the world into delicious cake and not nasty poop
>>728489493AND JUST LET HIM DIE?!
>>7284894857 and Vince becomes Battler's adopted son
>>728489550in bizzaro world
WE'RE ALL EATING PIZZA HUTNO GETS ROLLING WE'RE DOING IT NO MATTER WHAT
I hope Charles does better next year, he always has great funposting.
>>728487582>Command Duty Officer is so weirded out by HamHamPangPang's name that he has to sound it out slowlykek, good shit as always
5 and i cum all over the crisp white sheets
>all it took was GETposting for threads to become fun againWhy are GETs bad again? We should have done this far sooner.
And NOWThe end is NEAR
>>728486673I pretty much only browse /v/ for the tournaments and next fest threads. It's rough trying to talk about popular gaems on this board (too much narratives) but threads for niche stuff can be comfy too.
5 and whoever getposts next thread dies
>>728487582Green Energy.. so I can kill some Feddies next year
>>728484968make this is next OP
>>728488908Favorite gag this year was Johnny vs. Bowser from the Round 3 show>DUN DUN DUN>*Bowser roar*>*Johnny scream*>BOWSER WINS... 51 to 48>FATALITY
>>728489740Because it can overtake and roleplaying and OC get drowned out.
i have some extra space in my nearly complete map tile who should i add?
>>728489735DIRTY COCKSOVER CRISP WHITE SHEETS
>>728489602So Mr. Wright, you wish to rule this act of MERCY as some kind of murder?
>>728489860HUNK
>>728489740Because we did it sparingly this year instead of every fucking thread like last time
>>728487582skibidi dop dop yes yes!
>>728489860King Boo
>>728488556This year we're retiring a powerhouseThe next year we'll retire a jobberhouse
>>728489860An Elite Eight member who isn't on the map yet
>>728489915who the hell is hunk?
>>728489763And so i faceThe final curtain
>>728489929I had fun last year.
>>728489043you're so rightI'm washed, I'm cooked, I'm pathetic, I'm stinky, I'm just a...
>>728489964The grim reaper
>>728489860Bison
>>728489860i dont see Gene anywhere on the map
>>728478712D4 needs to be a statue of whoever wins, since Wario and Scout are already on the map
Who cares? Where's Battler?
>>728490056It should be Wario Toilet and Scout Horse
>>728489968My friend, I'll say it clear
>>728487582SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE>BANG BANG BANG BANG>coughBloody mary and a shot of phazon.
Don't let this distract you from the fact everyone Wario beat from each year he was in the tournament is currently raping him right now.
>>728490098Seconding
>>728490160can i join?
>>728490160But you got a 0
>>728490160And also me
>>728489850>OC get drowned out.Skill issue. Learn how to ride the wave. All my drawings with the most (you)s are get-related.
>>728490232Eggman cannot rape, he can only be raped, this 5 proves it
>>7284902325 and it also happens to Eggman
>>728490232Eggman is locked in the shed forever where he belongs
>>728490160>Braps himself off
>>728490232>8th place cuckshed inductee
>>728487172When are they bringing back Lyman?
>>728490268>>728490274KWAB
>>728490281isn't that an industryfag thing because Mr Incredible makes him shit himself in rage
>>728487582Drinks spiked with the closest chemical you have close to you.
>>728489362Here's a photo with both of them at once, if that proves useful for anything
>>728490232>Bowser's BITCH
>>728490268>>728490274
>>728490268>>728490274Mold>>728490318Checked
>>728490218>>728487375This happened.
>>728487582Torres, I meant some vodka and OJ mixed together, not an actual screwdriver. Whatever, thanks for the sandwich anyway, but mind if I get my drink this time?
>>728490395BALLS MAKE THIS THE OP >>728478148
