why are vidya mimics always chests? c'mon man, mix that shit up
should mimics have great chests?or should they lack great chests and desperately desire them?
>>728508013I want to touch that chest
>>728508013Post art of girls sticking their asses in mimics to relieve cunnilingus
>>728508013They aren't. In some JRPGs they're save points and doors. I won't tell you which ones though so have fun ;)
>>728508013Most famous one isn't
Mimics all evolutionarily converge to a chest form because that's the most tantalizing thing to an adventurer. All the ones that looked like rocks or random garbage were outcompeted.
fucking save crystal mimics man
>>728508013making them women is a bit too on the nose
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>>728508252Recurring mimic character that desperately wants to eat the PC but her comically huge, wooden tits give her away every time
ds2 had a bonfire mimic kinda at least it scared the shit out of me
>>728508824That's already succubus territory.
>>728508013>alwaysPlay Prey zoomzoom
>>728508013Wuchang had shrine (bonfire) mimics. That was brutal. After you kill them thsy turn into a real checkpoint at least.
>>728508824I know what would be on my nose
Bastard Bonds has some statue mimics
>t. zoomzoomRoguelikes have things like door mimics or stair mimics since time immemorial.
>>728508013Because people have been conditioned to blindly interact with them in video games
>>728508013in lords of the fallen, mimic can be the regular item drop indicator
>>728508613>most famous>some random shit nobody has ever heard oflollmao even, nobody plays your gay little indie games fag boy
*blocks your path*
>>728508013>the table laughed
>>728508013La-Mulana 2 has mimic doors and FUCK THEM
>>728508613That piano scared the hell out of me when I was little.
>>728508013It is easier to trick the player when they let their guard down, so chests seem like the easiest pick.>>728509602Thats some good bait
>>728509851It was very, very loud.
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Mimics are chest monsters. Nobody cares about whatever random faggoty D&D mimic-variants you pull out, you're as big of an autistic incel loser as the fags who believe picrel.
>>728508252For me it's the ones with legs desu
I actually believed a reddit post about there being ladder mimics in the dark souls 2 dlc for years
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>>728508013>why are vidya mimics always chests?they aren't, you just don't fucking play videogames, retard
>>728510163I fucking hate Mimicuties so god damn muchFuckers ending my intensity 9 runs
>>728510147>LindwurmLindwurm is where it its at. Women want him and men want to be him.
>>728508013play dragon quest 7
>Treasure Chest Mimic>Ladder Mimic>Door Mimic>Gloryhole Mimic>Armor Mimic>Spoiler Mimic
>>728508013Why is vidya obsessed with chests?Not a third as useful as a comically oversized square wooden box
>>728510147For me, its Quetzlcoatl
>>728510147That's exactly what a non-chest mimic would want me to think.
>>728510105fuark...
>>728508013Because the other variants would be more of a frustration while chests give you the choice to get fucked over (usually)
Fucking elden ring has zero chest mimics, I kicked every single chest. Mimics are some stupid slime shit.
>>728508013>why are wood dwelling humanoids always elves? c'mon man, mix that shit upit's like asking to design a new round wheel that's not round
>>728510947>Save Point Mimic
It's unbelievable how heated retards get over this shit. Dragons have appeared in all shapes and sizes throughout countless myths from all across the world. There has never been a definitive "true" dragon because they don't fucking exist.The only time there was a real distinction between dragon vs wyvern was english heraldry at some point in the 16th century, that's it. Nobody else gave a shit, the rest of the world kept depicting dragons in whatever way they wanted, the amount of limbs doesn't matter. Hell even depictions of Saint George slaying the dragon, which is THE dragon story of europe, doesn't have any consistency when it comes to how the dragon looks. Wyverns are just one of many interpretations of dragons, so adding them to your book/game/whatever and calling them dragons is perfectly valid, regardless of how autistic D&Dfags feel about it.
>>728511861Meant for >>728510147
>>728508013People have been asking for this for all time.
>>728511402It does have trapped chests at least>mfw opening the dragon lake chest like 10 minutes post tutorial and ending up the middle of pest thread hellway trickier than a mere mimic
