How is this possible?
Rule 34. NTR pornography.
Safe horny and appealing to journos.
>>728555991Simple. Left is too old
>>728556765Technically Eve is probably much younger as she was just built to look like an adult.
>>728557423Don't tag me you fucking nerd
>>728555991>gook>got plastic surgery facescan>scoliosis back>story in the game was such dogshit the director apologized for it>characters have no personality outside being goon material, because south korea bans porn>gameplay has intended 1 sec input delay which ruins the already horrible combat>dialogue feels disconnected even within a conversationLeast E33 had some good writing to it and halfway decent gameplay. Even if the chara all have oversized heads, they least look decent enough.
>>728558132>intended 1 sec input delayWhy?
>>728555991any other ass shots from french girl?
>>728556079>Safe hornyThat's what we call "tasteful", third worlder.
>>728558350There isn't. That schizo has been assblasted about SB since it released almost 2 years ago.
>>728557773Don't insult him of nerd, please.
>>728556067fuck off tendie, you never post this in nintendo girl threads
>>728555991Stellar Blade got a action game and a best ost nomination, it just lost both of them.
Reddit secretly hates womenPretends to be them to damn them
trump won, 2025 is the year of the white manyour disgusting fat n-word asses are a relic of the past
>>728555991Stellar Blade isn't very good game.
>>728555991>leftBWC>rightBWC
>>728558550Nintendo girls are royalty. Your waifu is street trash.
>>728558680What about bbc?
>>728558601Neither is E33
Someone actually just posted this very image to rule34.
>>728555991and yet only one of them was aknowledged by its own goverment for promoting the country's videogame scene on global scale.
>>728555991>european ass>french ass, on top of thathope you guys really, REALLY like the smell of pussy and ass.
>>728559697How do you know that? Y-you enter to that place!?
>>728556079/thread
>>728555991Because the right is a white woman who looks human and the left is a plastic surgery abomination looking creature
>>728560258>not using a local model
>>728560258Eve's ass is absurdly lewd, very fuckable
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>>728560073No anon, i have clairvoyance. For fuck's sake.
>>728556079retard>>728558132>Least E33 had some good writing to it and halfway decent gameplay.i really hope you're getting paid for this shitof not, seek professional help
>>728560371characters look so fucking weird in this game
>>728560350That image is modded
>>728560371I-I IM BUYING IT!!
>>728560290right looks uncanny as fuck though
>>728555991The left was as shitty coomer game, while the right was a shitty feminist game.
>>728560258Grok thinks Eve's breast is bare.
Eve's game is the most shameless bootleg of Nier Automata. But in usual korean style instead of having an iconic design for their protag its just the most generic plastic surgery k-pop bitch.
>>728560453Bullshit
>>728560567>morphs to face the cameracreepy
>>728558680Many are saying this
>>728555991>Another thread about nigger asses made by americans
>>728555991game awards are an insult to gaming as a medium, we do not need them to know which experiences appeal to us and which do not
>>728560430>gachatards when they see beautiful characters with no anime artstyle:
>>728555991Because slender women > BBL obese abomination
>>728555991Stellar Blade is better.
>>728555991wtf, i love tiny french girls now!
>>728555991>autistic 2deep4u Asian writing>generic x to awesome combat>lazy coomerbait design vs >genuine French excellence
>>728555991Because E33 is good and Stellar blade is dogshitNEXT
>>728555991Glad that redheads are finally getting some representation.
holy shit that ratio between the wrist and buttocks/upper thighis this physically possible?
>>728559540left
>>728560430They look fine you spastic
>>728566682i'm pretty sure it's a photoshopped image or a screenshot of a mod
>>728555991One is streamer bait, the other is made for gooners.
>>728558132>scolioses backyou don't know what you're talking about
Maciek's wife, Eve
https://files.catbox.moe/m0cx16.png
>>728558438Then, immediately after scamming journos GOTY, they instantly updated the game with gooner outfitsTruly gigabrain play by Sandfall
Maciek fucks Eve everyday
>>728555991a model of what?
>>728566412>>728566497>Parryslop: >:(>Parryslop but turn based: :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6tbyR5NEtc
>>728567024>>728567239>>728567323I missed you, Maciek.
>>728563596I don’t play gachaslop but nice cope, tranny>>728566738no, they look uncanny and oddly proportioned, you ca stop shilling now
>>728567239>>728567024Nowicki
>>728566938Its just really bad anatomy. That anon shouldn't have tried to look smart.
>>728567309yeah I liked E33 and Legend of Dragoonfor me it's >actual video game :^)>gooner kslop :^(
(You)r entire personality is just "DUDE, PORN! DUDE, SEX!" ad nauseam on repeat for 30+ years.
"what do you have against normal male sexuality"lmao nigga normal male sexuality is getting pussy not masturbating to video games until you're 30
>>728555991Didn't stellarblade release in 2024? Games awards only matters for advertisers, and maybe if you play gacha because they give free shit for voting for them. Otherwise they don't matter at all, might as well watch the oscars lmeow. If you like a game, you like it, this awards shit is bitch brained thinking.
>>728567403pic is also true, that anon is a retard for calling it a scoliosis tho
>>728558132sohee....
>>728558550they post blacked edits instead
>>728558132100% true and based >>728558350Because the devs working on it are retarded apes, only second to the legion of retards defending it. Any action game with heavy input delay goes into the trash instantly.>>728558456Why you fags always lieing about ur goongame. It is one of the worst action games released in ages. Its only selling point is being softcore porn.
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>>728566938>>728567592it's lordosis
>>728558132>Least E33 had some good writing to it and halfway decent gameplay.anon...
>>728567847you lost
POSTMOAREVE ASS
>>728567403japs also believe that japan is unique for having 4 seasons and that we're amazed at automatic car doors
>>728568365I new another American guy that was amazed at Japan's four season when he visited the place. He didn't seem to know most of America had four seasons.
>>728567997hyperlordosis*
>>728555991journos didnt anticipate e33 becoming the chud game, unlike stellar blade which was always a chud gamechuds WON
porn brain is terminalend your miserable virgin life NOW
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>>728566682it's a shop, anon.this game was supervised by an artist with a PHD in ass.
>>728555991Left is modded.
>>728555991Meanwhile they both live rent free in your head.>>728558350Retards coping you cant instantly parry after doing a heavy attack.
So he's still going huh? Took a pretty large break from /v/ but he's still here
>>728569767someones gotta keep the jannies on their toes
>>728569830we can't he do something useful and create an '*ker for us instead of wasting IPs on this
>>728558810>royaltyIn title only.
>>728569478Left is modded right is AI.
>>728567403Once again, Europeans proving themselves to be the most beautiful race.
>>728555991>anti asian bias>nepobaby bought out the awardsStellar Blade never stood a chance.
>>728555991Turns out personality matters and Eve has none because she is just a vessel for gooning
why is it that stellar blade sells well, does well critically, is well liked by players and audiences, but fat koreans and southeast asians with small penises and social outcast blacks who want to be accepted into the ku klux klan act defensive about it TO THIS DAY? you won, go enjoy your game, go play nikke, nobody is taking this shit away from you, it's OUT. ENJOY. PLAY THE GAME. You get what you want and still feel the need to act like the whole world is against you. oh no oh great heavens it didn't win an award you claim to not care about anyway. this hobby is going nowhere and i hope to sell my pc next year and get into books. i love games with fanservice and sexy women but if i cant even find a way to engage with likeminded players who aren't mentally disabled or possibly indian then why bother
>>728556765Hey man at least stick to the Pragmata threads
>>728573596Kamala lost
>>728559976Sure...
>>728555991left is censored trash
Worst Coreans don't know what subtlety is. With them it's either all or nothing when it comes to eroticism. You either get no depiction of femininity at all or it's over the top coomer slop with an oiled girl jiggling in silly ways while making super retarded orgasm faces. It just makes people cringe.
>>728558680Left is for Lily's BWC
>>728574794That's because they still have the mind of third-worlders, they just got rich very fast very recently. Africans and latinos are also like this, no taste for erotism, sensuality and subtlety. That's also the difference with Japan, which has been 1st world for some time now. 2B's black dress works because it's subtle.
>>728560729it is, you disingenuous fucktard
>>728571294 Yeah that checks out. AI-generated waifu faces all have that same smooth plastic vibe now-like someone tried to recreate a real person using a gacha character as reference. Modded at least has some soul, even if it’s just reshaped pixels riding on coomer fumes.
>>728555991Right one is hotter than the left one, plus, the game is actually good and doesn't have 400ms of input lag.
>>728560754>ruins your analNOOOOOO
