>No price drops on a 9 year old console through it's entire life>Price increases on a 9 year old console even after successor is released>New console is 450$ for outdated hardware, no OLED screen>80-90$ games>Virtual Console so popular they made it a subscription service so you can't own the games you like and need to keep paying subscription fees instead>Re-release previous gen games as launch titles and charge more money for them>Barely any new titles worth mentioning in it's first year>Hyped new Metroid game is universally panned>Key cards, downloads and endless draconian DRM bullshit>Sues everyone>Expected to increase prices on new console months after launch>If they don't raise the price it was likely a tactic to push holiday salesWhy is Nintendo like this?
Still buying a Switch 2
>>728663338Sure I'll bite>No price drops on a 9 year old console through it's entire life>Price increases on a 9 year old console even after successor is released>New console is 450$ for outdated hardware, no OLED screen>80-90$ games>Virtual Console so popular they made it a subscription service so you can't own the games you like and need to keep paying subscription fees instead>Re-release previous gen games as launch titles and charge more money for them>Barely any new titles worth mentioning in it's first year>Hyped new Metroid game is universally panned>Key cards, downloads and endless draconian DRM bullshit>Sues everyone>Expected to increase prices on new console months after launch>If they don't raise the price it was likely a tactic to push holiday sales
>>728663338>>728663559The utter asshurt Prime 4 is causing you cubies and snoys is fucking hilarious. You lost. Nintendo won.
>>728663693>the amount of asshurt a badly selling and badly rated game means my friends wonLmao, sure.
>>728663559>>No price drops on a 9 year old console through it's entire lifeYou're poor>>Price increases on a 9 year old console even after successor is releasedPrices increased on every console>>New console is 450$ for outdated hardware, no OLED screen50% of customers play docked. No jeed for a premium option as the standard launch SKU>>80-90$ gamesThat's a lie>>Virtual Console so popular they made it a subscription service so you can't own the games you like and need to keep paying subscription fees insteadCheaper than VC>>Re-release previous gen games as launch titles and charge more money for themPorts are bad when nintendo does it>>Barely any new titles worth mentioning in it's first yearFalse>>Hyped new Metroid game is universally pannedNot my problem>>Key cards, downloads and endless draconian DRM bullshitKeycarda sre better than traditional digital >>Sues everyoneFalse>>Expected to increase prices on new console months after launchAll hardware prices are increasing >>If they don't raise the price it was likely a tactic to push holiday salesYou're poor
>>728663795Correct, my friends Nintendo won. Your friends Sony and Valve lost.Get. Over. It.
Nintendo Derrangement Syndrome
Not a cult btw
Cubesnoy fatigue
>>728663924Yeah it is. And we beat your cult. You mad?
>>728663920Is that what tendies have?
I have Nintendo critique fatigue....
>>728663983That's what anti-tendies have
>>728664024That doesn't make any sense
>>728664062You'll live
>>728663693i'd lash out at nintendo too if even miyamoto disowned our shitty console
I think Prime 4 is just okay. As a Metroid game it's mediocre. But it's still a competently made game.
>>728663827>I want to keep paying more100$ controllers on the way just for you!
>>728664282>Quality down>Prices up
>>728664371No thanks. I'll stick with my Switch Pro since Nintendo is consumer friendly like that. It's funny, you never said anything about DS4s not working on PS5, or Steam Machine controllers being sold separately. Is this because you have NDS?
>>728663338The biggest NDSbros are ex-nintendo fanboysI myself am like this. I was a WII U OWNER but now I don't even want the switch 2. I'd rather get the steam machine desu. It's not the same company without Iwata bros... Nintendo needs a real ass kicking this gen. They got too cocky with the switch 1's success and aren't applying themselves.
>It's another seethe thread that's 90% lies that you could just verify yourself
>>728664131Are you ok? What did you mean by that?
I wonder how many will rope if PocketPair wins their lawsuit. It's normally a joke, but I seriously think there are some seriously mentally ill people in the Pokemon fanbase.
>>728664569It's almost sad how you thought this would work
>>728664621It's pretty straightforward
>>728664726Iwata's death marked the death of my childhood
>>728664645You have Nintendo Derrangement Syndrome.
>>728664569>My fellow nintenbros...Very obviously cubie coded post
>>728664764Do you suffer from nintendo derangement syndrome?
>>728664860No I appreciate Nintendo. They're a solid brand and a net positive to the industry.
>>728664809Remember that there are people who would be sad if you passed. It's not too late to get help.
>>728664968Yes, you suffer from it. How sad.
Something might be happening soon that he's already having a meltie this early in the week
>>728664815I've owned every nintendo console and handheld from the gamecube all the way to the switch and have fond memories with all of the them except the switch which I barely used lmao, only to play new releases like twice a year.
>>728665098I disagree>>728665060I wouldn't worry about me. I've never once thought of taking my life. I'm basically the rock people lean on in my social circle when they're feeling down. This entire experience is too beautiful and valuable to give up like that.
>>728663693>asshurt>lostBut not wrong :)
Just compare a game made in 2002 to a game in 2025 Metroid prime 1 vs 4 and ask yourself what are you getting. Or even compare it to any other game. You're not getting cutting edge graphics. In fact you get somewhat worse than ps4 level graphics in 2025.The map in 1 was a maze of rooms in 4 it's linear.You get annoying characters that don't shut up and hold your hand. You get a cookie cutter story nothing to blow you away. The desert area has less to do than ratchet and clank 2's collecting crystals.The games about 10 hours long. There's no online features.Its a downgrade across the board
>>728665605Still buying Metroid Prime 4
>>728664545Until Switch 1 controllers are discontinued then only Switch 2 controller are available. But by then they'll just find another excuse to upcharge to 100.
>>728665894>two more weeksGood talk
>>728663693So where are all the Switch 2 exclusives then? That's the point of this system, right?
>>728666014Good questions. Did you have an argument or just questions?
I'm a Virtual Boy Snoy because I hate how you need an accessory to play Virtual Boy games on Switch and Switch 2.
>>728663338
>>728667396Nintendo Derrangement Syndrome
>very mediocre Metroid prime, graphics are from 2010>Mario kart world is worse than 8D>mediocre Donkey kong game>absolute dogshit pokemon game, maybe the worst trash ever releasedI grew up with Nintendo but it's not worth getting a switch 2 i think.. maybe i'll change my mind if the next Mario/Zelda games are cool but i doubt it
>>728667396
>>728663338>Nintendo derangement syndrome thread
>>728663338Price isn't the issue for meIt's petty subscription shit, no customization options except kinda in the nso portal... assuming you're partaking in subscription bullshitI'd be more than happy to pay $30-50 for each gamecube game ported, but no, we can't have the virtual console anymore, it's all about the heckin subscriptionIt's just lazy free money for shareholder scum
>>728667581>First symptom of it is "DOOD THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT SALES"Nintendo fanboys play and complete all of their games in a week then obsess over sales
>>728663512You're poorPoor and stupid
>>728663338Ok let's see>No price drops on a 9 year old console through it's entire life>Price increases on a 9 year old console even after successor is released>New console is 450$ for outdated hardware, no OLED screen>80-90$ gamesThat's the whole modern videogame industry >Virtual Console so popular they made it a subscription service so you can't own the games you like and need to keep paying subscription fees instead"muh ownership", paying for NSO since it's inception would still be cheaper than having bought all the games available there for the old VC prices, I would argue that even if you only bought the ones you cared it would still be cheaper, and if you care about only one or two games than neither VC or NSO is for you >Re-release previous gen games as launch titles and charge more money for themRereleases are also the norm for the whole industry, also no one had a Wii U, those were new games for 90% of Switch owners, the full prices are shitty tho>Barely any new titles worth mentioning in it's first yearlmao>Hyped new Metroid game is universally panned>Key cards, downloads and endless draconian DRM bullshit>Sues everyone>Expected to increase prices on new console months after launch>If they don't raise the price it was likely a tactic to push holiday salesSeems like you ran out of steam near the end and just resorted to the usual derangement
>>728663559kek>>728663983Obviously. Literally nobody is more deranged over Nintendo than Nintendo adults are.
>>728668245that's nice sweetie
>>728668249OP btfo
>>728668382Snoys and PC vegans come to mind
>>728668249The PS4 did get price cuts though. Sony never increased the price, especially after the PS5 launched. Then consider that the PS4 is about as powerful or more than the Switch 2.For 450, soon to be 500 most likely, they never fixed the joy cons, you don't bet an OLED screen, you get a slower processor too. And the Switch 1 was outdated at launch back 2017 too.
>>728667396Why do people still support this shit? Are they deranged?
>>728668382>NDS schizo of all people calling others deranged
>>728669892You can't argue with them, they're like religious extremists. If you provide a counter point they're just like "good to know". Anything to protect bing bing wahoo profits at any cost, makes me wonder who is posting on here.
>>728669892Can you articulate what is wrong with suing people who are mass distribuing unlicensed property or were you born with autism and lack the ability to speak your mind?
>>728670108Are you really that fed up of losing debates to me?
Do NDSfags do anything else with their life except spam nintendo threads all day?
>750k worldwide preorders>22k Japan preorders>"Wii U 2">Less powerful than Steam Deck>panic behind the scenes>360p30fps screen>Joycon connectors are easily broken>$90 games>requires a constant internet connection>no Netflix or internet browser>no themes>system is bricked without day one patch>multiple DYKG videos>"artificial scarcity">"The Wii U sold well at first too!">"emulation will be ready day 1">Proprietary SD cards>up to 16-25 frames of on-screen ghosting in everything that isn't a colorful cartoony racer>3-5 full seconds of input lag for most games>10x more screen lag than Steam Deck>backwards compatibility issues and crashes with corrupted save files>ENTIRE SYSTEMS being locked and banned because of game key carts and "wrong" usernames>huge stick drift issues even worse than the first Switch>All games are digital codes on a cartridge>Key Cards are mandatory>system gets bricked in 10-20 years after Nintendo shuts down the servers>system gets bricked if it detects a voltage fluctuation and Nintendo will immediately call and sue you>all Switch 1 games have compatibility issues>MP4 cost 100m to make>10 million ORDERED, not SOLD>Japan is irrelevant >no GTA6Did I cover all of your bases, OP? Good. Now go kill yourself.
>>728670230I read your first point and it was wrong. Raising prices on an old console is unprecedented, especially if it's that old and the new version is already out.
>>728669892Yes. Insanely so.
>>728669892I mean, have you seen they behave on this board? They're literally mentally ill.
>>728670371>Raising prices on an old console is unprecedentedThen compete with them. Provide a cheaper hybrid with a full library of exclusives. Also, I just checked and PS5 had 2 price increases, and also had its heatsink gutted of copper. Xbox Series each had price increases. And a 5 year old Steam Deck with propriatary memory cards is still more expensive than Switch 2.
>>728670497>>728670389I mean, you're losing daily to mentally ill people. I read the threads. You're stomped out every time. Hourly even. Like how do I side with the people losing to mentally ill people every hour of every day? Seems like I would rather be what you think is mentally ill, then whatever the fuck you actually are (autism, bipolar, schizo, etc). Hows the new captcha going btw? I'm guessing you REALLY struggle with pattern recognition.
>>728670230You're a deranged retard who is completely disingenuous, utterly incapable of arguing in good faith and has Nintendo's dick so far up your ass it does your typing for you. The only thing anyone should do is insult or ignore you.
>>728670334You forgot to include>switch 2 doesn't include dock>Every once in a while GKC games require internet for license check or else they'll prevent you from playing it>You need to pay for the S2 editions to play S1 games
>>728670964tl;dr faggot ass tendie
>>728670668But Nintendo is about to raise Switch 2 prices though. That would make it almost the same price as the PS5.All Nintendo had to do was just not be greedy but this is not possible for them, judging by their history clearly.
>>728671178Heard
Is it me or are tendies way more deranged than normal in this topic?They’ll survive but at what cost?
>>728667396>Sold a Super Mario Bros. ROM they downloaded off the internet on their official Wii shopLmao
>>728671358Just a few months ago tendies ragged on Sony and MS for raising the price of their 5 year old consoles. It was the greatest sin in the eyes of the tendies. Then handwaved away Nintendo doing the same for their 8 year old one. Now when in a few months when Nintendo raises the price of their 1 year old console (or younger) I honestly look forward to how theyre going to defend their best friend’s greed.
>>728671456Oh that explains why they stopped selling the games individually. Imagine the bad PR they’d get if people realized all the games they’re renting from NSO were gonna from vimms lmao
>>728671509two more weeks
>>728670148>suing people for something harmless>perfectly fineThis is your mind on nintendo derangement syndrome
>>728670964You’ll be fine. >>728671598You on the other hand might not be.
>>728671358>But Nintendo is about to raise Switch 2 prices though.Nothingburger. PS6 is already delayed by 2 years because of chip prices and will launch at no fewer than $750. Steam Deck 1TB is currently $700. Compete with them.>All Nintendo had to doFor what? To gain your elusive favor? What did Nintendo have to do to achieve? It's already the record setting fastest selling video game hardware ever. "All they had to do" is make a slightly more powerful Switch, continue pumping exclusives and mop the floor with the corpse of Sony for 16 consecutive years.
>>728663512 I don’t know, I just wanted to post Sonic Dancing
>>728671509>I honestly look forward to how they're going to defend their best friend’s greed.They're literally just say sony and ms did it first anyway so therefore nintendo is totally justified and innocent. If the deck gets brought up, they'll just deflect to sales like always, as if that's some kind of excuse and not the core reason why nintendo is such a piece of shit these days.
>>728671553Don't I know it ;)
>>728671583It's pretty plausible too, the games are so old do they even have the source code? What file type? We are talking about early-mid 80's computers too. What programming language? Can it still be compiled to NES assembly or whatever it's supposed to be? They were probably like no that will cost us a few hours for our salatied employees to do lol lets not even try to rip it from the cartridge, let's just download it online.
>>728671648Appreciate it
>>728671681>mop the floor with the corpse of Sony for 16 consecutive yearsDo these 16 consecutive years count the time the ps4 outsold the Wii U and 3ds combined?
>>728671681>Steam Deck 1TB is currently $700How much internal storage in the Switch and how do they compare specwise? Does the switch have hall effect sticks? Did they even fix the joy cons?
Mega Question for all you Nintendo Fans, what’s your favorite Nintendo Console going by it’s library? No ports, backwards compatibility or remakes, just the original games unique to that console? Nostalgia and Recency Bias are fair game but remember the rules.
>>728669892fatherless browns unironically think Nintendo is their friend
>>728671509Easy peasy. "It's only bad when Nintendo raises the price of hardware".Did you think you had a gotcha or something.
>tendies absolutely seethingMetroid’s bad reception and sales really got to them. That and the “temporary” MKW bundle becoming a mainstay because people weren’t buying their friend’s $80 games too.
>>728671845Yup. Because WiiU tagged in Switch and outsold PS4 and Vita combined. Next time don't lose.
>>728671867You'll have to research this on your own. I'm not writing your arguments for you.
>>728671936>tendies defaulting to “it’s okay when Nintendo does it”Much like Nintendo recycles the same old games, so too do the tendies recycle defences. Sad.
>>728671963Yeah how does this shit even work, you have to download the game with a key card, then you sell the key card and Big Brother Nintendo registers it to the new device, they download it and it's automatically deleted off your system/lose access?The funniest part of this is that it's a way for them to make more profit off physical because you don't need to pay for sd cards with actual storage on them.>Capcha: fagk
>>728672034>16 consecutive years>except for the 5 years that Nintendo was raped lolYou’ll survive but you should really learn the definitions of words if you’re gonna defend your friends
>>728672103Not really, no. It was explained form the beginning. See >>728663827>Prices increased on every console>>728668249>That's the whole modern videogame industryDo you even read the posts that reply to you?
>>728672129Sure.
>pokeslop>metroid flopWhat will the third part of the nintendo humiliation run be? After this they will know their "fans" will eat up any slop they shit out
>>728672162Correct. WiiU was raped for 5 years and then sony lost at the buzzer. Don't be mad, be better next time.
>>728671681>Steam Deck 1TB is currently $700And the entry level Deck is $50 cheaper than a Switch2 and goes on sale for $130 cheaper. And that gap is inevitably going to widen. But you just can't help yourself.
>>728672196This was your first response to me. Just to be clear>raising the price on your 8 year old console is fine>raising the price on your 1 year old console is fine>but don’t you DARE raise the price on your 5 year old consoleLmao tendies are pathetic. They’ll survive.
>>728672304You’re so heated lmaoYou’ll be okay
Donkey Kong Bananza can be ported to PC and run better than on Switch 2.
>>728672345>This was your first response to me.Nah. Lying doesn't work. Chain over.
Whoever buy a Shitendo Tablet 2 outside Japan is a fucking retard or a soiboy or both.They should have their own board because i'm so tired of these cucks thinking their shitty games for dumb toddlers are even worth a discussion.
>>728672417Nah I'll survive.
>>728672548This is who you lost to btw so I stand by them and not you. If you have an issue with that then don't lose next time.
What's causing this meltie today, nintendobros?
>>728672345>tendies honest to god can’t comprehend that more than one person hate his best friends at NintendoSad. You’ll survive but in a pathetic state. Have you ever considered suicide? It not you should explore your options.
>>728672548That's the other thing. Why are they charging higher prices for export?
>>728663338you sure your glowie squad is fine with farming antijapan karma like crazy this past week, even after what happened last week?
They are getting desperate... I wonder why.> all major japanese devs jumped ship> all new releases on the Switch 2 are going for the same release date than other consoles.> previous games released on the Switch are being upgraded and its going to happen more and more. > old 3rd party games that skipped Switch because of lack of power are being released ( FF7, Elden Ring, Indiana Jones, all Yakuza)> RAM crisis is going to postpone the launch of next consoles, forcing devs to actually optimize their games instead of bruteforcing or relying on Unreal engine 5.next year is going to be very interesting
>>728672676Thy have nothing and a price hike is imminent. Karma is a bitch.
>>728672770But enough about Nintendo
>>728672676Eric sent out his best men (ACfag and macaco) who made a mockery of snoy who then got cursed with the new nintendeen NDS video flopped and shitted and lost -3004449 karma for the PS5 then they all went home and played OOT and Melee on their gamecubes
>(space)Lmao they sent the bots. Fucking lame.
>>728672491Imagine my shock there.
>>728664209the goycube was a console made for amerimutts so it doesnt surprise me, it was nintendo's pis5
>>728663338when nintendo goes under finally, what do you think will happen to their IP? enter public domain? at the very least transfer to a DEI-laden american company that at the very least won't sue you into debt slavery for showing bowser's penis on patreon.
>>728672758>> previous games released on the Switch are being upgraded and its going to happen more and more.So paying 450+ then the price of the new game to play last gens games that ran poorly on their original hardware?
Ive gotten every Nintendo console and portable (not every SKU but I got one of everything) since gamecube.Still havent gotten a Switch 2
>>728672990Take your dad’s dick out of your mouth when talking to me
>>728672990You tendies are unironically mentally ill if you think doxxing people for disagreeing with you is fine.
>>728672990Do yo have any clue how genuinely pathetic you people are?
>>728671618>suing people for something harmlessCorrect. If you had a problem with that you should have C&D'd after the first harmless request.
>>728673079the jeets literally dox themselves tho
>>728672848>new nintendeen NDS video floppedThis nigger is still making videos after he got BTFO'd hard last month?
>>728667593hey now, some of us are xbox players. SNOY gatekeeps exclusive IP like crazy too.
>>728672994Sony would buy Nintendo if Nintendo became modern Ubisoft.
>>728673235KEK
>>728673014I've had every Nintendo system aside from the VB and an S2. Fucking disgusting what they've become.
Nintendobros constantly get harassed for no reason... When are we getting a /vnin/ board where they can post without being trolled?
>>728673014>>728673518Pretty sure 2 less sales mean little in the face of 12+ million units sold in 6 months.
>>728673581/v/ is the Nintendo board. We're here to stay.
>>728663338I'll summon the tripfag.
>>728673014>>728673518I've owned every Nintendo hardware since NES and I bought a Switch 2
>>728664616Yes, you just lied.
>>728673664The majority of users on /v/ hate nintendo and tendies.
>>728673592You haven't even bought on yet either, poorfag, you just suck nintendo's dick for free
>>728673730You are brown.
>>728673802>brownoid already projectinggrimhows that switch 2 emulator you promised at launch btw?
>>728673730Weren't you waiting for some pokemon skin like the furry gay autist you are? I mean, you spam it in every thread how you haven't bought one yet.
>>728673890Dunno, don't care, where are the games?
>>728673767so?
>>728673832Middleclass white American actually, thanks.>>728673893I couldn't wait. Sw2 was just too good of a console. I mean every game I already own got a facelift. That alone justified it.
>>728663338for me it's>Nintendo consoles launch with a highly acclaimed Mario platformer>Switch 2 releases...>Mario Kart World>worse than MK8 Deluxe with the DLC except perhaps looking sharper...>no Mario platformer in sight...>would you like to play the DLC of this Pokemon off-shoot?
>>728673941Walmart, Target, Gamestop, Amazon. Take your pick
>>728673306Ubisoft stock is non-existent now. They're talking about spinning off half the company to Tencent. If Nintendo got that bad then a tech company like Sony would just buy them out. Did you know Sony's most profitable business is insurance?
>>728674105Yeah sony is a fuckhuge multinational conglomerate with their hands in dozens of industries. The shareholders probably view Playstation as a stain on the brand. Probably why they went woke.
>>728674103>Mario Kart World>Donkey Kong>Shitroid 4So 6 months later and this is all it has.
>>728663512>Still buying a Switch 2No your not, if you haven't gotten one yet your too poor to enjoy one now. Go play your 3ds and shutup poor fag.
>>728674221Seems to be the case.
>>728673767proof?
>>728674274I already bought one. I just post that to fuck with OP.
>>728674221>where are the games>NO THOSE DONT COUNTlol
>>728674367I mean, that's your argument against sony slop, so why shouldn't it be the same for nintendo slop? I still fin it funny the nogaems ps3 had more exclusives than the switch for most of its life.
>>728674447what did you mean by this?
>>728674304Every poll. I always find it hilarious how blindsided tendies act each time because they never leave their bubble.
>>728674220Playstation is Sony's next big money maker. I don't know why Playstation moved to California other than to be close to Sony Pictures and Hollywood.
>>728674557and are these polls in the room with us right now?
>>728674447You'll get over it
>>728674629No, because I'm not going to go look them up, but you already know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>728674780>no, because they dont exist
>>728674557No, we're chill. You seem a bit frustrated about something however. Was it the PS3 no gaems meme? Get over it please.
>>728674507>for most of its lifereading comprehension sure is hardand wow, 20 more games than the noegames machine, interesting how that works
>>728674886>in this arbitrary time frame that I use, I was still wrong about having more gameslol
>>728674820Laughs in PC.
>>728674948>pretends he's a steamie when he loses an argumenta tale as old as time
>>728674923>in this arbitrary entire console lifespan, the switch barely has any more games than a system dubbed the nogaems machineYeah, lmao
>>728675031>entire lifespan>arbitrarylol
>>728674984It's hilarious some of you idiots still have no idea who's shitting on you, you're so entrenched in the past.
>>728674886You can keep holding that 23 years old grudge over a joke about a toy. We dont mind. Just don't let it eat you up inside.
>>728675081its hilarious you think you can just seethe day in and day out about a toy company and think youre not autistic
>>728675053Oh, you're too stupid to understand sarcasm, my bad
>>728675031>>in this arbitrary entire console lifespan, the switch barely has any more games than a system dubbed the nogaems machineCorrect. Is something bothering you about this? Do we owe you an apology or something?
>>728675157>I-I was being sarcastic!lol
>>728663338Is there even anything worth getting a switch for?
Man, do these anti-tendies get paid to make seethe threads everyday or are they really this deranged over this toy company?
>>728675269depends on the time, though I think sealionfag should be up by now
>>728675237You'd get to join these rabid aspies, doesn't that sound appealing?
>>728675269>he cries as he plays games for literal 6 year olds as a 35 year old man
>>728675403astrobot isnt on switch?
>>728675269You see, they view sony as their best friend. And they're a bit emotionally and mentally stunted so instead of asking us to apologize for making fun of PS3 they start doing math equations to prove that we owe them an apology. I think so at least. Let me check with him. Hey >>728675031 (You) do you have any input or did I get this right?
>sealionfag>macaco>eric>deenWhat are you guys even talking about? Who are half these people?
>>728675472Hey look, he's sealioning!
>>728675438>>728675454You're not 10 anymore, you're old and your snoy bogyman is irrelevant.
>>728675568I cant imagine a 6 year old playing prime 4. Astro bot? for sure
>>728675403>he wastes his everyday life crying over a toy company for FREE
>>728675527You made a public post for all to read. We're just asking for a simple debate, nintard.
>>728675472There's also acfag and even glowies. Yes, three letter agencies have it out for ninetndo and tendies. They are very sane and very persecuted. Truly there are no greater victims than the innocent tendie and their beloved benevolent corporation.
>>728675612That's because you're a retard who never grew up. The demographic is the same. Both for 10 year olds.
>>728675663You're begging for attention? But I already knew that. I have properly identified all of you as being lonely and esperate for attention. What else do you have for me?
>>728675789>The demographic is the same. Both for 10 year olds.sonysisters....our response?
>>728675728can you even give the definition of benevolent, macaco
>>728675848Tendiesisters and snoysisters are literally the same. You just suck off your respective asshole boyfriends who treat you like whores.
>>728675789Since you brought it up lets see what games grownups play. Post a screenshot of your steam library sorted by hours played. Thanks in advance.
>>728675878I'm not macaco, I was merely pretending to be macaco to bait you!
>>728675878The opposite of Nintendo.
>>728675953Tempting, but no, I think I'll just keep trashing Nintendo and their braindead enablers.
>>728676179>he cant afford a steam librarybrown third worldism strikes again!
>>728676086HOLY EPIC BURNfor real tho you seethed for 3.5 hours for this money shot. Is your time better spent elsewhere? The sad thing is no, it is not. This is what you live for.
>>728671903Toss up between wii and switch for me
>>728671903anything but the shitcube an acceptable answer
>>728676179>I know what adults don't play but I don't know what adults playI totes believe you my fellow well adjusted adult who is afraid to discuss his hobby anonymously
>>728676284>you seethed for 3.5 hours. Is your time better spent elsewhere? The sad thing is no, it is not. This is what you live for.You're so close to having any semblance of self awareness. Come on, you can do it, I believe in you.
>>728676428What is it about the gamecube that wedges former sony pony panties so far up their ass?
>>728674507>Nintendo Switch only games0
>>728676603what platforms run DK bonanza?
>>728676443I'm flattered you want to make the thread about me, but I know how your game works and I think it's gay and don't want to play it, that's all.
>>728676448No I'm self aware. I'm at work. While I am work I pass the time counter trolling internet trolls on /v/. I have 100% awareness of what I'm partaking in. Is it healthy? No. But I have no where elses to be. I also have ableism specifically geared towards autistic people, which makes you my victim. In other words, ACfag, you scratch my itch. Now lets see your steam library you sophisticated adult.
>>728676603/Thread
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>>728676743You're a fart huffing parasite, got it.
>>728676721Then if you don't mind I'll accept your concession. Thanks and gg.
>>728676812Sure.
>>728676809Don't quote me, pedo.
>>728676901answer the question, numbnuts
>>728676829I dunno, you still shit your diapers as an adult man going to bat for games for children made by a corporation that hates you.
What has ACfag all riled up lately? Did his Switch 2 predictions not work out so well?
>>728676743How do you know you're talking to ACfag? There hasn't been one TF2 image posted all thread.
>>728676941hates me by making games I want?
>>728663338This is all good and well, but the main issue is the UNHINGED fanbase. They're completely rabid. Nintendo tribalism is more toxic and all-encompassing than American politics.
>>728676964You fags seriously have no clue how to spot one of your bogeymen, it's all just random guesses isn't it?
>>728676976It's a 6th sense to me. I couldn't explain it. I have a dog's nose for autism and 10 years experience with that clown.
>>728677069Nah, I throw bullseyes.
>>728677078>and 10 years experience with that clownHow pathetic that is aside, you are seriously shitty at trying to determine who he is.
>>728663338>still cost less than a PS5>still cost less than an Xbox whatever>2026 will be a price increase bloodbath for both PlayStation and Xbox>2026 Valve will adjust for price on the Steam Machine only to find out they barely raised the price from what it was going to be originally anyway>Nintendo will be the last to raise prices and it will be a modest bump>PS6, PS handheld, Xbox next, Xbox in-house handheld will be unaffordable>Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 will have a modest bump, like a $50 bump at least, maybe>both Nintendo and Valve will have the most affordable gaming devices in 2028Seeing the complete death of PlayStation and Xbox will be palpable.
>>728677078Arthur? Gladium, Kurokawathundersword, is that you?
>>728677152Who cares? It's the same result, right or wrong, you all deny who you are regardless. The important is part is I know Im 100% right and you can't take that from me.
>>728677216Nah, it's not him. He's not autistically reddit spacing, like he usually does in Zelda threads. Maybe he's learned to hide his autism, but that requires self awareness that schizos lack.
>>728677216I haven't been given a name yet. I'm too normal to stick out.
>>728677282ACfag openly admits to who he is and sounds nothing like this. He's exactly your kind of autist. The kind that wants attention and says the same revolving door shit day in day out, just like you.
>>728677187>still cost less than a PS5>still cost less than an Xbox whateverAnd still sold at an obscene markup for hardware that is 2+ generations behind them.>2026 will be a price increase bloodbath for both PlayStation and XboxAnd Nintendo.
>>728677398You're not fooling anyone, ACfag.
>>728677310I'm just surprised there's somebody else apparently on par with Arthur. I've seen less of Arthur these days and more of whoever this is.
>>728677485>And still sold at an obscene markuphow is it an obscene markup?
>>728673730YOU FINALLY BOUGHT IT???
>>728677398>ACfag openly admits to who he isKek no. Fucking hell no. He lies like he breathes air.
>>728663693based
>>728676964Speaking of assassin's Creed, how did Shadows perform in the pokemon machine 2?
Nintendo hasn't made a single good game since the year 2000
>>728677485>And NintendoNah, the most greedy company of them all is actually pro consumer if you're a mentally ill pedophile.
>>728677913says you
>>728677628You call him out and he won't deny it. And he can't go two posts without one of his usual talking points like Terraria or hating cinematics, usually with a TF2 pic.
>>728677850I wasn't speaking about assassins creed. I was speaking about a multi decade long troll poster by the name of Doug Harris, with the moniker ACfag.
Tendies don't play games.
>>728677850About as well as every other 3rd party game that isn't DQ, FF or Monster hunter related does on Nintendo's platforms, it was a complete disaster.
>>728677980This isn't going to work on me Doug.
after iwata died, everything changed
>>728678025>>728677913>WEEEEEEEEE IMMMM TROLLLLLINGnoted
>>728678089For the better*
>>728677913KI:U was their last genuinely good game with no bullshit, but technically they didn't make it. You're right that was around their golden age though. MM came out in 2001 so I'd say that's the cutoff.
>>728678037Very contradictory statement there anon
>>728678156everything the op said is not better.
>>728678089Are you trying to talk to someone? Are you self aware about why you posted this and these comments? >>728677913>>728678025Is this a compulsive disorder you have?
>>728678067I get, everyone is also eric and a snoy. You're never wrong because you never know. Isn't that, Samantha?
>>728678025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naim9F4010
>>728677187>>still cost less than a PS5Starts off with a lie, anything past this is irrelevant.The PS5 is cheaper and significantly more powerful than the next 5 Switch generations.
>>728678251that was my first reply in the thread anon
>>728677485>And still sold at an obscene markup for hardware that is 2+ generations behind them.You still don't know the difference between hardware and power, do you
>>728663827>>80-90$ games>That's a lie
Nintendo sucks
>>728678246Most of what the op said is also false
>>728678305how is $550 cheaper than a $450 system?
>>728678449okay like?
>>728678025You can't blame them too much, they don't have any games to play.
>>728678380>bommerang buckslmaoing at ur life
>>728678380Meanwhile, in reality
>>728678260Alright, I'll play your game. I wasn't talking to ACfag. Then who am I talking to? >>728678307I don't believe you
>>728678504Everything other than the very first point.
>>728678251meds
>>728678560I'm the original ootsnoy.
>>728678595Don't have any
>>728678560>I dont believe youyeah you're retarded I know>>728678586you are already wrong because they did increase the price of the original switch due to tariffs or some shit
Can't wait for the Palworld 1.0 release to mindbreak the Tendies all over again.
>>728678707Anything to keep shitposting, huh. What broke you?
>>728678717this time for sure!
>>728678717Keep it up lil troll bro, someone will read your posts and get mad, I'm sure of it
>>728678707>they did increase the price of the original switch due to tariffs or some shitMeaning they didn't actually increase the price since it was limited only to America.
>>728678553And Mario Party?
>>728678746define shitposting? Nintendo is baby shit>>728678813one, you are literally contradicting yourself, two, you're wrong because Canada also got a price hike
>>72867886020 bucks
>>728678804You sit here all day every day. This is your miserable, pathetic life. It's far worse than anything anyone else might feel on this board.
>>728678914What do you want to talk about. Like seriously are you self aware in the slightest?
>>728677485>And still sold at an obscene markup for hardware that is 2+ generations behind them.How is this a bad thing. You're going to be paying $1000-$1500 for the PS6 and next Xbox before Sony and Microsoft pulls the plug on them, leaving with the weak ass Switch 2, Steam Machine, and Steam Deck 2, retard.>And Nintendo.Both Nintendo and Valve will barely have much of a price increase on their hardware if at all, plus Nintendo will raise all their older stuff and accessories to help absorb any Switch 2 price increase thus increasing the price of the Switch 2 will be modest at best. PlayStation and Xbox have no future.
>>728678914>you are literally contradicting yourself, two, you're wrong because Canada also got a price hikeIt's not contradictory to say that Nintendo didn't increase the price if they weren't the cause of the price increase and it was limited to one region. It's not like the price went up in Europe or Japan for example.Also Canada is North America with most of their imports coming through the US and as such they're subject to tariffs as well.You don't know much about the world, do you.
>>728678553>>728678860
>>728663512fpbp
>>728678305PS5 is getting the mother of all price increases next year. There is no stopping it.
>>728676976It’s pretty easy to tell when it’s him
>>728678998shut up tendie. you know nothing of what you speak>>728679057you win this round faggot. let's move on to point 3. defend the shitty outdated hardware and no OLED. I'm waiting faggit
Looks like I sent him spiraling into another panic attack. Do you think he's the kind of tard that slaps his face when he's angry?
>>728679220> you win this round faggot. let's move on to point 3. defend the shitty outdated hardware and no OLED. I'm waiting faggitThe games are fun
The real problem is the modern day Nintendo fanbase. They are insane and need to touch grass
>>728679220>defend the shitty outdated hardwaregraphical fidelity hit a standstill years ago and theres no reason to chase 4k asshair on the scrotum of a horse. Switch, PS2 and Wii all one by chasing games instead of visuals
>>728679220>DEBATE MEwhat causes this? Can you articulate why you're behaving like this?
>>728678717>sealion applauds intellectual property theft and patent stealingAdd it to the list.
>>728679220>defend the shitty outdated hardware and no OLED.You mean the hardware that's several years newer than the hardware in the xbox and ps5 when they released?Power and age of hardware have nothing to do with each other you know.
>The Switch 2's pricetag is still hefty. The next two years will determine where the console will go.>NSO pales in comparison to the original Virtual Console. Don't stop emulating.>The Zelda team can't take another six years to release the next title, they need to get their shit straight and stop fucking around.>If Nintendo is really gonna focus on other avenues outside of gaming, in the context of Mario, they need to start using the characters more. Someone said that Bowsette was handed to them on a silver platter and they did nothing with it, or at least the concept of an 'evil' princess.>I don't know who works in R&D, but their next console will really show if they have any long-term plans or if they're going to stick with the Switch brand for the foreseeable future.>Any dormant IP's save for Mother need to be used, not for re-releases but new games. I don't care about a gimmick needed, sometimes you have to either bite the bullet or take a risk and go for it.
>>728679274Nobody wants these retards let loose on the world.
>>728679269uh no sweetie, defend point 8 in the OP, i'm waiting>>728679295>Switch, PS2 and Wii all one by chasing games instead of visualsokay... so why does the switch have no games then?>>728679301nintendo is the enemy of the gaming world.>>728679365no i mean the hardware that's no better than a PS4 Pro, which released how long ago?
>>728679493>nintendo is the enemy of the gaming world.You'll get over it.
>>728679493>why does the switch have no games?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naim9F4010
>>7286795392*
>>728679220>defend the shitty outdated hardwareThat's not even t biggest problem, who cares about third parties on Nintendo's trash hardware. The biggest problem is Nintendo's games still look like Wii U titles, cost more, take longer and they suck.
>>728679621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naim9F4010
>>728679493>i mean the hardware that's no better than a PS4 ProSo the hardware that isn't out of date.
>>728679539>>728679658>>728679707Why are you giving sealion attention?
>>728679640>The biggest problem is Nintendo's games still look like Wii U titleswhy is that bad exactly?
Playing switch 2 games is like still reading Dr suess while everyone already read Dostoevsky 20 years ago (pc gamers)
I like my Switch 2 I just recently finished Prime 4 and bought World of Horror
>>728679539>>728679707Stop feeding the troll. Harass him or ignore him. Stop playing his game.
>>728679779then why do steamies swarm every thread asking for XCI's and NSP's whenever a new switch game comes out?
>>728679770Because they're making people pay half a grand for hardware they're not even properly making us of. Instead it's just shit like dumping more racers in mario kart that makes the game worse.
>>728679640that's just one of the many points the OP mentioned which i agree with.>>728679658>Bit Boy!! Arcade 2trash>Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remasterhur dur remaster of a shit game hur>Chillin' by the Firetrash >Donkey Kong Bananzamight be ok for 20 bucks and dlc is absolute shit tier trash>Drag x Drivetrash>The Duskbloodsnot released>Fast Fusiontrash>Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weavenot released>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonmentok. another musou>Kirby Air Riderseh gay>Mario Kart Worldgay>Mario Tennis Fevershit and not released>Mouse Worktrash not a game>Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tourinto the garbage it goes>Obakeidoro 2: Chase & Seektrash>Orbitals (video game)this (video game) is trash>Pokémon Pokopiapokemon trash>Puyo Puyo Tetris 2Swho cares trash>Shine Post: Be Your Idol!trash garbage>Splatoon Raidersunreleased trash>Survival Kids (2025 video game)this (video game) is trash>The Touryst: Deluxetrash>Yoshi and the Mysterious Bookunreleased baby garbage>>728679707it's significantly behind current tech, aka PS5.
>>728680061Your opinion is noted.
>>728680061>those dont count!!!yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn get new material >>728680042theres a very visible graphical and framerate boost in switch 2 versions of games. try again
>>728679640>The biggest problem is Nintendo's games still look like Wii U titlesWho gives a shit, that just means they cost less to make. Valve is about to show Sony and Microsoft how to OPTIMIZE YOUR FUCKING GAMES! With Half-Life 3 and Deadlock. This is why trash like you needs to leave gaming. You see that the budgets are becoming chaotic, you see that this shit is costing too much to make, you see that gaming hardware is reaching the point of unaffordability, and you see devs really wanting to push for $100 games, yet you refuse to want to go back. This is why PlayStation and Xbox have to die.
>>728679889>>728679916Yes the difference is the adult can appreciate a children's book however a child can't appreciate or even comprehend the adults book. This is why Nintendo consumers are Nintendo consumers and not gamers in general. It's clear because who else would buy full price ports that run at 30fps at low graphics settings 4 years after release. I have a house and TV and pc. I'm not stuck playing games on my tablet because my father is watching the TV
>>728680089>>728680107you lost.
>>728680136lost what?
>>728663338Switch 2 is an excellent value gaming tablet with a VRR screen and the best gaming library (outside of emulation).
>>728680124>your games suck, but we're better because we play those gameslol?
>>728679539How many of these are worthwhile and not like e shop indie slop? Also, isn't this Switch 1? It's been out for 9 years, basically twice the life of older consoles.
>>728680115>Who gives a shit, that just means they cost less to make.When a dogshit asset flip like totk takes 6 years or they just shit out a worse mario kart, that's a problem.
>>728680297>Also, isn't this Switch 1?reading isnt your strongpoint, is it?
>>728680115I avoid arguing with you because you're halfway there. Nintendo will inevitably get shitty enough to make it pointless.
>>728680061Pretty much this, why didn't they put more care into their launch lineup. It's like 9 years and they couldn't develop a strong lineup? Why no big launch Mario game or big title? Mario Kart doesn't count.The wheelchair basketball game is just an insult.
>>728680316Your opinion on game design is noted
>>728680159no games
>>728680414>Mario Kart doesn't count.Why
>>728680414>Mario Kart doesn't count.why not?
>>728663512>Still buying a Switch 2Your dumbass still haven't bought it yet?>>728671358Blame the manbaby and womanbaby cultist tendies.
>>728680328>Switch-Only GamesI wasn't following this debate here, but I was just saying.
>>728680447Switch 2 has more than 20 games
>>728680447So what? We're not snoys like you are. That insult doesn't bother us.
>>728680414>Mario Kart doesn't count.>No mario games>Uhh bro MARIO kart is right there>NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT
>>728680496uh huh
>>728680115Half-Life 3 will never be released. Don't tell me you still believe that retard McVickers' nonsense. He's just the Geekdom of gaming.
>>728680316They added a lot to TOTK, they didn't waste money trying to make the game as realistic as possible.
>>728680468>>728680471it's much worse than the previous entry. it counts, but it is a bad game>>728680519no it doesn't. it has less than 20 games right now. announced titles do not count retard.>>728680534oh and you talked about self-awareness before. who are you and why are you here if all you are going to do is reply indifferently to everything you see and say "we" like you're in some kind of cult, retard faggot tendie.
>>728680543Dude, he's just a troll. They can't be reasoned with. Harass him or ignore him.
>>728680631>it counts but it doesnt count>it has games but it has no gameslmao, do you even hear yourself
>>728680587I don't believe him, I believe the multiple insiders that leaked it, keep coping, Valve is about to pull American gaming out of the dark ages and set the course for the AAA industry's death.
>>728679770Back when Wii U games were actually on the Wii U, they cost $60. Now they cost $80 for the same quality, and we all know Nintendo will find an excuse to bump that up to $100 by the end of the generation. That's the problem.
>>728680631>oh and you talked about self-awareness before. who are you and why are you here if all you are going to do is reply indifferently to everything you see and say "we" like you're in some kind of cult, retard faggot tendie.It's because you're a troll, and I'm counter trolling you. Can you understand this?
>>728680705they cost $70 though
>>728680468>SNES: Mario World>N64: Mario 64Because it's like a spin-off game, not a mainline platformer. It's Mario Kart, odd choice from Nintendo for a sole launch game. Gamecube had quite a few games at launch, despite just having Luigi's Mansion but it was a huge graphical jump, so there's that. Switch 2 isn't.Did Switch 1 even have a new Mario game on it? Now they want to re-release Mario Odyssey from the Wii. What a mess.
>>728680543>Spin-offs count as main game.>Except for sales, of course, so we can say Prime 4 didn't flop, but "sold well for a Prime series game" and not bring Dread to the discussion.
>>728680662He's just saying whatever he thinks will troll people. This is his entire life. Harass him or ignore him.
>Mario Odyssey from the Wiibro's brain is on the fritz
>>728679028>How is this a bad thing.Are you serious? You can't understand how price-gouging for an extremely outdated product is bad?
Meltdown status?
>>728680650>Wait 9 years>Mario Kart as your sole first party launch title>Get Donkey Kong (shit nobody really asked for) a month laterCome on.
>>728680662the switch 2 has no good games. that's the point. you wasted money on a stupid fucking console that's absolute trash because you love being fed shit and spit on by corpified tendo. by all means, enjoy yourself, retard.>>728680723>i'm counter trolling you! do you understand?oh you were diagnosed with autism for sure. your typing style screams that. i am embarrassed for you
>>728680824>sole first party launch title>names another gamelol
>>728680824You'll survive
>>728680809Tendies in tears.
>>728680838>those games dont countYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
>>728680787Are they not re-releasing that game for Switch 2? Where is the new Mario game? Even something like a new 2D game like new Super Mario Bros. would be good.
>Mario Odyssey >WiiBro is taking drugs, his mind is cracked
>>728680929what platform did mario odyssey come out on?
>>728680543Correct.
>>728680851If it was released a month later it's not technically a launch game which makes you ask why they didn't release it at launch.
>>728680880>i'm self aware guys, look at-a me! i'm counter trolling ya!lol this fucking guy has nothing going on. we get it, faggot.>>728680903>unreleased games count my goy!>shovelware counts my goy!oh my terminally online child.
>Snoys are being destroyed in the thread they themselves created.LMAO
>>728680903Make something good and it'll count.
>>728680993>its shovelware because I said so!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
>MARIO kart is now no longer a Mario gameLol these guys are unreal.
>>728680993oh ho! Melty!
>>728680985so why does sony get to say whats a launch title and whats not?
>>728680998Go change your diaper.
>>728679091*Switch 1&2We know, Nvidia said fuck Nintendo, they're out of RAM unlike Sony, it's over.
>>728680787>>728680958>>728680939Shit you're right, I'm thinking Mario Galaxy. It was one of these two that they were porting and re-releasing.
>>728681124you know the very same source in that article says sony and MS are gonna get hit worse, right?
>>728680998i'm not a snoy, i'm actually a sonicfag and i enjoy watching tendies in their autistic natural habitat>>728681013>>728681045now this is what i call an autistic meltdown. i can almost smell the neckbeards
>>728681014>Past systems get a proper platformer or major Mario releaseWhat if you don't like Kart racing though? Mario is a platformer, that's why I'm saying it's such an odd choice for a launch title, on it's own.
>he's a sonic fan>he says this as a point of pride
>>728681124>nvidia outright says they're not a gaming company anymore as prices continue to go through the roof>nintendo is the only one stuck using themlol
>>728681059That's a pretty dang strong launch lineup though. Compare that to simply Mario Kart, Wheel Chair Basketball and Gorilla Run and Smash
legendary melty, lmao!
>>728681171Are you still mad sonic crossdress lost to MKW at the goi awards?
>>728681316That's not the real PS2 launch tho...
>>728680808You seem to not understand, keep pushing hardware further when Moore's Law already ended is bad. Sony and Microsoft were stupid.
>>728681372nah everybody knows crossworlds is better
>>728681510then why didnt it sell more or win a goy award?
>>728681592Why are you entertaining sealion?
>>728681621if ACfag is a sonictard too that makes it 10x funnier
>>728681592mario slop is the same as call of duty slop, it just automatically sells better to the retarded masses. i knew it would win the award, everybody did
>>728681397Yeah. Looking at the lineup from a year earlier you still got a lot of games and decent ones, one year in that's still incredibly strong and makes the case why that system is considered one of the best ever.
>>728681592Because Nintendo would've sued everyone involved if they didn't at least win something. Even if they got booed for it.
>>728681687>mario slop is the same as call of duty slopit plays nothing like CoD?
>ACfag resorting to lying about his identity and banning people for not joining his troll debatesLmfao what a turd
>>728681713read the second clause of the first sentence you fucking retard
>Because Nintendo would've sued everyone involved if they didn't at least win something
>>728681728Shit your pants harder lmao
ACfag
>>728681745>it sells better because I dont like itdamn, based nintendo
>it's ACfagTold you it was a bullseye
>>728681687>mario slop is the same as call of duty slopHe says that while the game he's defending is a "mario slop" ripoff
>>728681796>>728681804Rebecca.
>>728681772Over what? I have complete control over you.
>>728681857Cry harder champ. You're so easy to spot.
>>728681802slop sells better. thats how it goes. >>728681837better done too.
>>728681890fortunately slop is playstations bread and butter
>>728681883You haven't the faintest clue who acfag is, you are laughably bad at this.
>>728681932Sure
>>728681919nobody said anything about playstation
>>728681932Just stop bro. This song and dance is boring. Just admit it. You're a dumb faggot who's been here way too long and the only reason you're still here is because mods suck.
>>728681890>better done tooI played the online test and it feels like a cheap mario kart game. It's no wonder why it lost
>>728681963I know, I did since we were talking about slop and selling truckloads
>>728681932As if this whole board can't tell when a sealion barks.
>>728681868Did you tell me to go balls deep in your mother? That's pretty messed up.
>>728681982>It's no wonder why it lostrefer back to my original post about mario and cod slop>I played the online test and it feels like a cheap mario kart gameso did i, and it was good but its now even better. sonic team is winning and they listen to feedback unlike nintendo>>728681995well yeah playstation slop sells too
> sonic team is winning
>>728681976You faggots have absolutely no self awareness. You have no right to try and bitch about anything you just said.
>>728682086Oh I struck a nerve. Where's that smug tone now you little bitch? Mad because I called you out and pointed out how much of a sad sack of shit you are? Just An hero already.
>>728682150More projection, impressive. Can you do any other tricks?
>Already rebooted to his older programming (you)
Tendies are just the biggest, most shameless retards. It's so cathartic and guilt free to shit on them.
>>728682050>they listen to feedbackif that were true we would have gotten a true 3D sonic game with a chao garden and a mania sequel by now but instead we're getting another boostslop with generation levels again
>>728682516Im glad they have a place to stay since they live rent free in your head, ACfag
>>728682516>It's so cathartic and guilt free to shit on them.Is that because you throw a temper tantrum every time you do?
>>728682560>>728682568Whatever you say, Jessica. It amuses me thinking of how you'll schizo out over acfag from now on too the same way you do eric.
>>728682516Get over it
>>728682708Good to know
>>728682708You'll survive
>>728664726He's right though. There's literally zero reason to get so emotional over a video game console if you're a normal, rational human being. The people shitting themselves every day over Nintendo are former fans, upset over whatever imagined slight, usually because they were priced out of the new hardware. You can see it every time they project their feelings: "your friend Nintendo". This is how they felt, Nintendo was their friend and they betrayed them by releasing an expensive console. Normal people, with no emotional attachment to products or brands, see something that they think is too expensive and just shrug it off. I'm not sitting here pissing my pants because iPhones are two thousand dollars, I just buy a shitty Android phone instead. Normal people see eighty dollar video games and say "fuck that" and go do something else, they're not ritualposting about it on 4chan 24/7. Every single anti-Nintendo poster is a scorned fanboy, every fucking one.
>>728671358>All Nintendo had to doThey don't have to do shit you moron, they're winning while you cry yourself to sleep at night.
>They're mad 'cause poor(You) withheld.
>>728663338Jewtendo are yellow kikes. Full stop.
>>728683356Nah he's right. >>728683165 (You) granted
>>728683165I'm pissed because they're shitty to everybody and they don't even make good games anymore. But they have some utter fucking morons with zero principles or standards and who'll screech at anyone who so much as says the smallest slight against Nintendo, so they make for some good punching bags. I'm also sure most of them are former sony fanboys who fled to the switch when sony fucked them.
>>728683570You'll get over it babe
>>728663338>>No price drops on a 9 year old console through it's entire lifeIt was already the cheapest on the market and selling historically well enough that it's behind the PS2 now so why bother>>Price increases on a 9 year old console even after successor is releasedBecause the Switch 2 is the current console they're pushing and there is no more Switch 1 development and because Pumpkin Tariffs>>80-90$ gamesThere is only one $80 game so far and if you got it through the bundle it was only $50, and no game is $90 unless you're just being a lying grifter talking about other currencies>>Virtual Console so popular they made it a subscription service so you can't own the games you like and need to keep paying subscription fees insteadJust like Playstation Plus yet I don't see you bitching about them despite that service being more expensive>>Re-release previous gen games as launch titles and charge more money for themWhy do you think you're entitled to a port for cheap/free, you could also just buy the game used if it's that big of a deal>>Barely any new titles worth mentioning in it's first yearDK Bananza was critically acclaimed, MKW was popular at launch and won at the TGA, the Hades II port was also highly acclaimed, people love Kirby Air Riders....>>Hyped new Metroid game is universally pannedIt was no Prime 1 for sure but 8/10 is not "universally panned">>Key cards, downloads and endless draconian DRM bullshitLazy hategrift talking points. If you don't like key cards then just don't buy them; all first parties are full cartridges and it's up to 3rd parties what they do with them. Games with huge filesizes like FF7R >>Sues everyoneIf you're a dumbass braggart pirate flagrantly streaming pirated games and taunting a company you get what you deserve and I don't give a shit about Palworld>>Expected to increase prices on new console months after launchBut they haven't though, so.....???Why are grifters like this?
Growing out of Nוֹntoddler products directly correlates with the gonads descending into the scrotal sac.
>>728683631your moms gullet descended around my scrotal sac
>>728683610Fuck off homo
>>728682708>JessicaIs that your trans name or something?
>>728683780That's the best you could come up with after all that time, Jess?
>>728683165>Every single anti-Nintendo poster is a scorned fanboy, every fucking one.If only that were the actual case, the reality is that they hate Nintendo purely because they love their games and want to see them on other platforms like PC and PlayStation since they would be easier to obtain in their shit stain countries.
>>728683754Fuck off homo
>>728683616>Muh Kirby Air RidersHow the fuck can anyone take this shit seriously anymore
So it's Jessica the new fake tendie like Darren, Dragonirian and Carlos?Or Pablo whatever the last one was.
>>728683863I used to love their games. I think thy've fallen hard and I have zero interest in their modern shit. I want them to be better, but I highly doubt that'll happen, especially when people enable and reward their garbage.
I'm just glad I don't journey through life shouldering the burden of visceral hatred towards anything. That can't be good for your health. Anyway, time for some Arc Raiders. Feels good being me.
>>728683971Good to know
>>728683971>I used to love their gamesIf that were true then you wouldn't be pissed about them now. I used to like Capcom's games but I'm not whining about them now pretending that I "want them to be better", I just shelved them. That's what normal, well adjusted people do.You on the other hand clearly want Nintendo's modern games.
>>728684023You're here in this thread, bro. Chances are you care way too much one way or the other and neither is healthy.
>>728682075Heh. Sonic Racing is so good that no one is playing it anymore.
>>728684079i wanna see her shove that around a dick or a dildo, sauce?
>>728684129I have ableism and I enjoy pestering autistic trolls like eric and ACfag while passing the time at work.
>>728684083I don't actually care about Nintendo anymore because I don't think they'll ever be good again. But their asslickers, who I view as culpable in their decline, are fun to trash.
>>728683971>I think thy've fallen hard and I have zero interest in their modern shit. IThe problem with that is that on an objective level Nintendo hasn't fallen, at least not any harder than any other company but you'll only ever see this kind of talk in regards to Nintendo meaning that the reason you feel that way has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of their games otherwise you would be focusing on other developers wanting them to be at least as good as Nintendo but that's something that just doesn't happen.The only reason you feel the way you do is because Nintendo has what you want but you don't want to buy their product to have it.
>>728669892It's what happens when the "walled garden" business strategy succeeds. See also Disney and Apple fans. They've invested their entire lives into this company.
>>728684220Oh, it's you. Yeah, you in particular, get a fucking life.
>>728684296Are you employed full-time?
If only Sony made games maybe PS owners wouldn't be so bitchy and whiny all the time. Instead, they love talking about Nintendo for whatever reason.
>>728684296>I don't actually care about Nintendo anymore because I don't think they'll ever be good againAgain, if you truly believed that then you wouldn't be here.>But their asslickers, who I view as culpable in their decline, are fun to trash.I mean, I guess if you're masochistic. Otherwise I can't see the fun in constantly being the butt of the joke and screeching about Nintendo every day.
>>728684371Yes, and I actually do my job.
2017>NDSfags claim it's over for nintendo and everyone hates them2025>NDSfags are still saying the same thing meanwhile nintendo is more successful than everHow long will these schizos continue doing this?
>>728683926All the Kirby fans that I know like it and the user score is high, unless you want to say this was also "universally panned"
>>728684437So you do all your shitposting on your freetime?
>>728684363I'm barely on 4chan when I'm not at work. My life is fantastic thanks for asking.
>>728683926Great game with tons of content. What's the problem?
>>728684489He's saying that's he's paid to shitpost
>>728684564KEK
>>728684413See it's your behavior there that just lets me shit on you without any hesitation. To me you and your ilk are the dumbest corpo cocksuckers who I can just let loose on. I'm not here often, yet I always see the same recurring retards in these threads so anything they have to say about me means nothing. I don't view them as human. They're here every day worshiping and shitting their brains out in defense of a corporation that treats them like dirt.
>>728684687You'll get over it
>>728684791I know. You're the one who needs serious help.
>>728684446Until 10th generation when Sony and Microsoft fail so hard that they'll stop making hardware altogether.
>>728684412I don't remember snoys talking about GoY at all when it released because they were too busy shitting on the mario galaxy rereleases that came out on the same day
>>728684821Your opinion is noted.
>>728684687Good to know anti-tendies is the more correct name for you guys. I always knew you hated Nintendo more than you liked the things you enjoy.
>>728685016I've never enjoyed gaming more than I do now though. It's just also sometimes fun to laugh at you.
>>728685016It’s their religion.
>>728685275And gargling nintendo's semen is your religion
>>728685196I don't believe you. Anyway I'm off of work now, and therefore off of 4chan. Peace.
>>728685275Wow they're obsessed with us
>>728685321Nah, PC is fucking awesome and games have never been better or more plentiful.And I don't believe you either, so it cancels out. Don't worry about it.
>>728683971How does lying about $90 games, dock not being included in the box, GKC requiring constant internet connection etc. help with your mission to make Nintendo better?
>>728685470I know you all adore your bogeymen, but seriously, you're not arguing with the same people.
>>728685317Why do you have gargling semen on your brain?
>>728685556>you're not arguing with the same peopleThey're all the same to me. They all repeat the same misinformation and buzzwords. You go to the youtube comments under an NDS grifter video and you see a bunch of "Erics" and "macacos"
>>728663338wish they would make some games. i wanna play smash bros, or a new 3D zelda game
>>728685850STOP ARGUING WITH SEALION.He will keep doing this forever.
>>728685931Just like you.
>>728685850It’s zoomies who’s been raised by youtube and asmongold told them “Nintendo bad”
>>7286858783D Zelda came out 2 years ago. New one won’t be coming out any time soon
>>728686041they used to be able to make new games really quickly. something has gone wrong
>>728685973Or nintendo has just been shitty. One of the two
>>7286860653D Zelda? Quickly?
Soitendo cucks deserve to be punished, FACT.
>>728686041I memory holed totk so fucking fast it didn't even feel like a spinoff, just dlc.
>>728686065That's because past games were much simpler, now it has to be 75 hours with built in customizable Zelda vehicles, online friend chat and massive big open world with 500 screen inventory system with DLC items and endless inane bullshit.
>>728686078“Being shitty” wouldn’t prompt 24/7 meltdowns
>>7286861021998 ocarina2000 majora's mask2002 wind waker2006 twilight princessevery 2 years was good, but even if it was every 4 years that would still be better than the garbage we have to put up with now
>>728686191It shouldn't prompt 24/7 dickriding either.
>>728685387>PC is fucking awesomeMid at best
>>728686280If access to basically every game ever made with loads of freedom and control is mid at best, you unironically hate this hobby and should leave.
>>728686431That's nice PC vegan.
Tendies are completely unhinged. The company's scummy and worse than both EA and Ubisoft combined, but the true evil is the fanbase. Genuinely insane how volatile these schizophrenics are because of the brand of toy their like.
>>728686280>access to hundreds of thousands of games>arbitrary framerate and resolution support>always a way to play an old game>modding>freeYep, I'm thinking the Snoybing is jelly.
>>728686254Nintendo fans are not the ones shitting up the board every day lol
>>728686280Keep telling yourself that while you enjoy your nice Nintendrought.
>>728686985Yes they fucking are and you only think otherwise because you're blind to your own bullshit.
I'm just happy knowing I'm superior to tendies. No need to do anything. I win anyway.
>>728687071How embarrasing
>>728686985I think we can all agree PC vegans are a blight that needs to be extinguished. >>728685275Does reddit still allow people to search crossover sub ratio? Like what likelihood subscribers of that sub are in r/pcmasterrace or r/steamdeck?
