Klonoa is so FUCKING excited for Christmas. I NEED more Christmas tondes so post them OR ELSE
I'm just not feeling the Christmas spirit this year
>daily Llonoa general
>>728701681Not dailyNot a generalYes Llonoa
https://www.timeextension.com/features/it-sounds-like-some-kind-of-std-the-birth-of-sonic-xbox-in-japan-and-why-namcos-advertising-hated-the-name-klonoa>I took a trip to Japan to specifically talk to the team and said, 'You cannot call this thing Klonoa. It sounds like some kind of STD. It sounds like something you talk to your doctor about.' So I looked up the word in Japanese, and I begged them, 'Please just call it anything else.' The creative leader of the project was a legend. He had previously worked on games like the original Ninja Gaiden for the 8-bit NES, and he had just been hired by Namco, so the thinking was you can't hire this superstar and immediately tell him he can't do what he wants. I tried my best to convince him to change it, but he just would not budge, and the name ended up sticking.>From there, I then worked with an incredible advertising agency called Bob Kilburg & Associates, based in San Francisco. Jill Zook was my account manager, and she was really good at translating between the business side and the creative side, while Bob was just a creative genius and had a wacky sense of humour. Anyway, they heard my story, and they just played with it, and that was that. That was the campaign they came up with, and I loved it. So it was sort of my passive-aggressive response to the name, and we thought it might generate some attention, which it has.One marketing man and his hatred of the Klonoa name, and Hideo Yoshizawa's refusal to budge on the name, made that faggot take it upon himself, to his own admission, tank the series through passive aggressively poor ads.Also,>The other thing I wanted to tell you about Klonoa was that it was a shooter on rails, right? So it wasn't a particularly rich gaming experience. He thought Klonoa was a rail shooter. What a gay retard.
>>728701851KILL ALL MARKETERSKILL ALL LOCALIZERSKILL ALL WESTERNERSKILL ALL MOOS
>>728701813fucking liar
>>728702104Nah it's the truth
>>728701851Klonoa is a joke on rails
>>728701851>He thought Klonoa was a rail shooter. What a gay retard.
>>728702141You post this shit daily kys you dishonest prick
>>728702271Not daily. The archive is my witness.
>>728701851>I went, 'We're gonna create a new term, we're gonna create a new genre, we're gonna call it 'Guided 3D'. I thought, 'I'm a genius. I am so smart,' and so we called it Guided 3D on the packaging. But then all of a sudden, I remember opening up a magazine* and reading this review. They had the cross reviews, and one of them said something like, 'I don't know what stupid marketing hack came up with the term Guided 3DHeh. Even magazine journos thought his term for 2.5D was stupid and created by a talentless hack.
>>728702350>ackshullygo eat a dick you worthless retard
Klonoa 2 is a boring, short, floaty and casual rail shooter
Busy sold more than Klonoa for a reason.
>>728702576I don't eat dick since I'm straight :)
>>728702672If you were honest you would eat dicks.
>>728702796Honest. Straight. Uncut. Uncompromising.
Finally! Another Klonoa thread!
>>728703041Momett the Monkey Dunker
>>728702902gaslighting cunt
>>728703120You're confusing me with Huepow
>>728703181both are gay retards
>>728703360I'm I'm objectively not gay nor a retard
>>728703041certain Klonoa fags have been very silent after this lore dropped
>>728703405seeing you as a gay retard is the sane default stance
>>728703405Cummy tummy...
>>728700181Nobody is except the rich gazzilionairesThis year has breached the gap between rich and poor like no otherLife is only going to get worse for us from here
>>728704052All the money in the world couldn't buy you a single kiss on Klonoa's lips.
>>728703894Straight people cum too>>728704052Don’t be a doomer in my Klonoa thread please
>>728704251preach you glorious pig of Lux
>>728704251Straight people should cum in my mouth.
>>728704409klonoa doesn't say this.
>>728704409this is the sane default response
>>728704468Yes he does, he says it in like every episode the anime, and in all the movies too.
>>728704251I'll dance and be happy in the Klonoa thread.
>>728704584why is he such a slut
>>728704584this is the model Klonoa fan he embodies the sane default
>>728704687He knows that the average Klonoa fan has a big cock, as evidenced by this thread.
>be Christian >come here for the daily penis discussion what a deviant
>>728702662*Bubsy
Nipples and belly button on public display.
furry faggot general
>>728699646pull whisker
>>728706631pull ear
Christmas monke.
Christmas homo
>>728707536That's every day though.
>>728707668not every day is Christmas
What are they promising???
>>728707986Klonoa promised to be sad so they can see eachother again.
>>728707986They're pinkie promising to make a peepee promise later.
Every Klonoa is a hallucination sane people don't have visions
Klonoa is the personification of repressed homosexuality.
If you had bought enough copies of Phantasy Reverie Series, we would have gotten Klonoa 3
>>728709445>>728709269
It's okay to be straight.
>>728711273
>>728711883If I were at home I would draw Klonoa like that. You'll just have to picture it in your head. A figment of your imagination, so to speak.
Would be pretty based if somebody posted the klonoa stuff shaolin bones did recently because I'm not signing up for that hellhole site
>>728712252ok homo
>>728712273What site?
>>728709620I don’t want the same Namco who thought PRS was acceptable to ever touch Klonoa again, so good
>>728713245I'll bend you over and make you a homo if you keep running your fucking mouth.
>nobody's posted it yetbuncha newfags i swearhttps://youtu.be/ba8kcwKPOWc?si=59X5KqASQjUZ6Z7y
Figments are gay. Reality is straight.
>>728713963shut up faggot
>>728712252Go home and do it then. Or else.
you niggas are still at it, huh?
>>728714269Thanks for vouching in favor of Klonoa Heroes.
>>728714368He's delusional and gay. I need to correct him and bring him back to reality.
>>728714496You've been talking to the wrong anon this whole time, there's no way I can claim to be straight.
>>728715375This is what a sane and default Klonoa fag should act like. Not like the other guy that is wrong and delusional.
>>728714346You leave my balls alone!
>>728714346you have yet to debunk >>728703041oh you can't? I guess I win then
Sane default? Try insane and customized
>>728717372Every dream is insane and customized.
>>728701851At least we can finally pin the blame on a single person. I swear, Klonoa's name doesn't even sound like the name of an STD, the guy was probably coked out of his mind when he thought that.
>>728701851Yoshizawa should've sued Mike up the ass
>>728719445He had a horrible case of klonarrhea once and he never got over it emotionally.
Merry Klomas
>>728719445All my homies burn Mike in effigy
>>728721302All my homies have been cleansed of sin.
And I've got such a long way to go>Such a long way to goTo make it to the border of PhantomileSo I'lI ride like the windRide like the wind
figment deniers will insist that lucid dreamers don't exist
>>728723104I lucid dreamed I fucked your mom last night
>>728723104I lucid dreamed your dad fucked me last night
>>728723780>>728724086you fucked each other lol
>>728724153H-Hot.
Wanna lucid wahoo together?
>>728724352Nightly metaphysical group wahoo sessions.
>>728724775Fuck yes. Klonoapost by day, astral wahoo with my Klonoabros by night. Every single day. That’s the endgame of these threads
>>728701851>ugh what is this shit game with some retarded name, change it>AWOOOOOOGA, A HECKING ADVERTISERINO COMPANY? WITH A WACKY SENSE OF HUMOR? HUMINAHUMINAHUMINAevery single marketing and salesnigger is a fucking subhuman, every single one i ever worked with, heard about or even just encountered online. How in the fuck do these creatures survive?
>>728725024>turning the metaphorical circlejerk into a literal one
>>728725329by making sales number go up
>>728725329>How in the fuck do these creatures survive?Some retards are just destined to fail upwards. It’s God’s idea of a funny joke
>>728725430The best part is it wouldn’t even be gay since it’s not happening in the 3rd dimension :)
>>728725881This is the God you pray to?
>>728726281Yes
>>728726465clown grindset
>>728726562Cuz I’m God’s favorite clown right? Yeah you’ve used that one before. Get new material
>>728726685ok, I'll call you Lux again but this time it's different
>>728726926Wait is Lux a chud? Based if true, ngl
>>728727052that's not a chud flag brother
>>728727119Oh sorry I didn’t open the full pic, I just saw it was that one template and assumed it was the tranny roping. My bad
Klonoa is Bart Simpson
>>728702796gobble gobble
>>728728578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99n083E0IA
October 28th 2025 was the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573
reminder
>>728729062Your sabotage won’t work
>>728730225I already won you stupid mutt.
>>728730285“Won” how?
>>728729090
>>728730357The thread is a trainwreck.
>>728730489You kidding? This is like the gold standard for what I want in a Klonoa thread :)
>>728730587I won't ever admit it but CRT 'screenshots' are soul
>>728730650You just did, genius
>>728730587so you enjoy faggotry then
>>728730692aw gosh ////////
