Does Klonoa seem a little...you know...?
drawfag where you at?
>>728743004Wild and silly?
>>728744196BAKA
A fucking slut? Yeah, we know.
>>728744301He's not a slut, he's in a monogamous boylationship with Sorrow
>>728744386Boys...
>>728744735I want to kiss them
>>728744851Boys like Klonoa and Sorrow wouldn't want weird gross grown men kissing them
>>728744986too bad he's not real I can imagine whatever i want
>>728745046So all you have are figments? Sad.
>>728745109same as you
>>728745214We are not the same. You limit yourself to imaginary figments. I do not.
>>728744986I'm not some gross old man, here's a photo of me to prove it.
What a sultry minx
>>728745406Uh Tails...you know this site is 18+ right?
>>728745385have fun being delusional
>>728745532Sucks to be you. I get to visit an ACTUAL Klonoa tulpa in my dreams. All you have is a fraudulent figment you jerk off to.
>>728745708I'm so sorry that you have to suffer from a delusion so strong. I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but he's not real. He's a fictional character created for a video game series. Your dreams are entirely made up by you, it's unconscious imagination, a figment if you will.Have you taken your meds today?
>>728745975>Have you taken your meds today?I don't support Mooish pharma companies and you shouldn't either
>>728746192Based knower.
>>728746192Well we clearly aren't going to convince each other of anything, I hope you can get the help you need. These thoughts amd expeeiences are fabricated much like Klonoa's in the first game.
It's okay to be gay (in lucid dreams).
This thread needs a Joilant style performance.
>>728744986It's the sane and default Klonoa opinion in these threads. You're the one being weird here.
>>728746846Um I think it's pronounced "toilet".
>>728745708Tulpas are either figments or demons. This is not the win you think it is.
>>728746954
>>728745975I love metafictional explanations. They make the heads of canonfags explode.Klonoa Heroes wasn't a dream btw. It was Namco's effort to distance themselves from figments.
>>728746463>Well we clearly aren't going to convince each other of anythingDuh. No one changes their mind ever about anything, that's a liberal fantasy.>I hope you can get the help you needThankfully I will never accept the type of "help" you think I need>These thoughts amd expeeiences are fabricated much like Klonoa's in the first gameThat's just your opinion>>728746987At least you admit demons are real. I'm willing to listen to you.>>728747169Metafiction does not imply figment.
Collar > Zipper.
>>728747761all > jacket
Naturally I posted neither. The Klonopin hasn't kicked in yet.
>>728747393It being a figment is implied through Lunatea's state being in sync with Klonoa's mental state, and elements that undermine the suggestion that the dream world is coherent. If it existed in a state that is independent of Klonoa's mental state with a diverging and rich prior history that would imply that it's not a figment.The metafiction aspect implies that canonfags like you can go fuck yourself because the stories are not supposed to be taken at face value. Learn the difference.
>>728747393>That's just your opinionIt's really not my opinion, it is just straight up what the text says. You must be stupid to have missed this, it's not even subtle.>At least you admit demons are real. I'm willing to listen to you.It's nice being a NiGHTS chad and knowing klonoafags are this delusional
>>728747859Pretty sad to see a Klonoafag getting schooled by a Nightstranny like this.Good times create weak men I guess.
>>728747834>If it existed in a state that is independent of Klonoa's mental state with a diverging and rich prior history that would imply that it's not a figment.They have like 15 versions of the Goddess Claire, if that isn't a diverging and rich prior history, I don't know what is. Why do either just ignore this aspect or take that one Popka line about Klonoa reminding him of Claire out of context to support your theory?>The metafiction aspect implies that canonfags like you can go fuck yourself because the stories are not supposed to be taken at face valueAnyone with a soul and/or decent taste who understood the underlying moral of Klonoa 2 will inevitably be a canonfag, because garbage slop like Dream Champ Tournament completely spits in the face of what Lunatea's Veil is trying to say.>>728747859>It's really not my opinion, it is just straight up what the text says. You must be stupid to have missed this, it's not even subtle.I'm not saying Huepow didn't implant memories, I'm obviously saying it's just YOUR OPINION that my thoughts and experiences are the same as that, retard.>It's nice being a NiGHTS chad and knowing klonoafags are this delusionalOh so you're just a dumb seganigger and an atheist. Yeah that tracks.
>this thread
>>728747761>>728747819>>728747824It's the jacket!
>>728748295>Oh so you're just a dumb seganigger and an atheist. Yeah that tracks.That's just your opinion, right anon? I love how I can tell you are a brainwashed American just from reading your posts.I'm not the one who fabricates a false reality in their head based on a video game character. This is a designed character you know, it's not some being that exists in a dream state, it's not something that has any kind of physical form. It's a character designed by a video game company for a Playstation 1 game. Literally everybody else can see this except you. I'm sure you are the correct one thought right?
>>728748215>Good times create weak men I guess.Dude, it's been a quarter of a century since Klonoafags were having good times...
>>728748864>muh americansFuck off tranny
>>728748983Right on the mark huh?Cope and seethe klonoa fag he's not real, and everyone thinks you are crazy.
>>728748295There aren't 15 versions. There's the suggestion that Claire cleansed herself of evil and was left hollow when she rejected Sorrow and there's the ideal that La-Lakoosha worships. The world is out of balance because it has rejected Sorrow. Everything is just a metaphor for the same fucking message. How can there be 15 versions if Popka and Lolo recognized that Klonoa has become like Claire when he undid what she did in the first place? That doesn't suggest that there are different Claire characters. It suggests that the Lunatea's can't recognize Claire the Ancient as Goddess Claire because she's in a fractured state. You're just reading the subtext wrong because you're incapable of doing this shit right.There's no lore. No explanation of who Claire is aside of how she relates to Klonoa's state of being. Zero lore that diverges from that motif.You're just some fucking dense dumbass who is completely unable to read between the lines. The dumbest poster in this thread. Someone that should be compared to the worst autists in this fandom. A delusional twat, a dumbfuck retard. Someone that lacks the basic brain capacity to do the most basic research and defaults to the explanation that you like the most.
>>728749062>Right on the mark huh?Yeah, "right on the mark" that I'm one out of 300 million people. It's so improbable but you were right on the money. You're reeeaaaal smart, tranny-kun. You should be a detective.
>>728748884This canonpig ate good with DtP and Lunata's veil. He ate the best of the best and rejected the inferior entries. He enjoyed the sweetness without the bitterness, and thus he became a weak man.
>>728749120Do you have to be so mean? I think you went a little far at the end there.>>728749225I like your reading of this situation. Very insightful and allegorical. That said, DtP and LV are still the only canon games.
>>728749218It was a guarantee, only Americans can be this delusional. >tranny-kunA swing and a miss! Unlike you I don't base my ideas of reality on a fictional character, keep seething over "le tranny" though, keep fabricating everything that's against you.
>>728749705I'm trying to imagine how bad a third worlder atheist like you must smell
>>728750019>"muh Church of Klonoa"LOL LMAO!
>>728750117I'd join
I wonder if Klonoa got diddled as a toddler. It would explain his fascination with men.
>>728750185The people running it might ban homosexuality just because they hate Guntz.
>>728750251If he stoops low enough to show his butt then it would mean that it's the most likely explanation.
>>728750251Anon asking the real important questions here. Fuck lore, fuck figments, THIS is what we need to know.
>>728743004Remember that Klonoa's obscurity is all due to one person.
>>728750019>I'm trying to imagineJust like your Klonoa tulpa huh? That's strike 2 by the way, it's hilarious how your first replies are to say >y-you are a tranny!!!>t-third worlder!!! no shower!!!Keep dancing for me, monkey.
>>728750505lol
>>728750505I hate this fucker so much you have no idea>>728750579I'll dance as long as you bump the thread in return, bitchboy
>>728750664I'll help by posting crispy clonoas.
>>728750664Win-win for me, I like Klonoa too!
>>728750664Always bet on Klonoa.
>Tacopig vs. some Sega cuntI hope you both lose
>>728750813Klonoa being cooked like a rotisserie chicken...
>>728751182It's called the Garlen Spitroast
>>728751182what would he taste like
>>728751231yellow
>>728751231I don't want to eat Klonoa...let's talk about something else :(
>>728751342ok
>>728751424Literally the only reason anyone likes this game is because they wanna get pounded by guntz. It's pathetic.
>>728749451There's no canon, it's just something you've deluded yourself to believe. Klonoa 3 is not beholden to what came before it.
>>728751587>sees DCT>imagines homosexualityfaggot
>>728751640Klonoa 3 doesn't and will never exist so idk wtf you're even babbling about.
>>728751717It will exist when Bamco strikes a deal with OpenAI like Disney did.
>>728751856I would riot
>>728750505What kind of faggot has to bomb a series because a scumbag marketing jew can't stand up to a legend of videogames like Hideo Yoshizawa?
>>728750505QRD?
>>728752050He did not like Klonk and thought it was a shitty Star Fox clone. He remembered that it reviewed like shit (4/10).
>>728752050Marketing nigger deliberately sabotaged Klonoa because Yoshizawa didn't listen to his gay ass "y-you have to change the name because it sounds like an STD" spiel. He's the reason the games sold like shit in the west.
>>728750251I would give toddler Klonoa a solid diddling, zero hesitation.
>>728752050see>>728701851tl;dr Mike Fischer, the marketing head of Namco US at the time, killed off Klonoa marketing because "it sounded like an STD".
>>728752259the straightest Klonoa fan
>>728752259Did you have to train to become this fucking disgusting, or does it just come to you naturally?
>>728752494Are you saying you wouldn't diddle toddler Klonoa? Or that you'd need a few shots of liquid courage to commit?
what does his briefs smell like
>>728752791Totally good!
>>728750019What does Klonoa have to do with atheism or religion?
You can tell who the fake tourist posters are by whether or not they'd fuck Klonoa, regardless of age.
>>728752960Klonoafags that want to fuck Klonoa were here long before you.
>>728752948Klonoa has Christian themes. Did you miss the whole part about Klonoa atoning for the world's sins?
>>728753304Japan is a Shinto and Buddhist country you schizo retard.
sleepy boy
>>728753383Yeah cuz Japanese media has NEVER had Christian themes or symbolism right?Fuck, are you acting intentionally dense or are you really this fucking retarded?
I asked this before but would 'Noa make a good daddy or nah?
>>728753413I NEED a breathing Sorrow doll NOW!
>>728753474'noa mommy'untz daddy
>>728753413how do a get a klonoa skinsuit as good as that?
>>728753461Never happened!
>>728753474He's way too mentally fucked up to be a good dad. If he had a kid he'd be a docile cuck dad who lets mom make all the decisions, and the kid would turn out gay as a result. Yeah he had a big metaphysical therapy session in the sequel, but you can't really put the genie back in the bottle when you've been absolutely traumafucked like Klonoa has.
>>728753642Nintendo really wants you to forget that Christianity is legitimately and irrevocably part of Zelda canon
>>728753461Where's the Christian themes in Klonoa 2? Perhaps you're talking about the God who is a woman?Just because there's Christian imagery in shit like NGE doesn't mean that there's a Christian message, or that they even understand any of that symbolism.Schizo retard
>>728753543I will be the one to put a baby in Klonoa's boywomb!
>>728753587https://x.com/cocoabean_07Ask him.He currently has a life sized Veemon and Sorrow plush. He's currently working on a Nanachi plush.
>>728753656I can fix him
>>728753810>Perhaps you're talking about the God who is a womanImagine being such an illiterate philistine pleb that you don't know about Gnostic Christianity. Lol. Lmoa even.And anyway Hideo Yoshizawa isn't a hack fraud like Hideaki Anno, so his symbolism is ACTUALLY meaningful.
Claire the Ancient
>>728754059Claire Penis
>>728754118I LIKEPRETTY KITTY BOYS
What real life burger joint would Klonoa enjoy eating at the most?
>>728754168Mmm that's some damn fine faggotry
>>728754003The one where Judas is just a misunderstood goodboy? Where the Old testament God is an evil or tyrannical demiurge. That part that every active branch of Christianity rejects as heresy?I should just suddenly act like that's the legitimate one just to show that I know a few things more about Religion than the average idiot?Shut up faggot.also>he's my favorite author so he's 100% a Christian because that's what I amLOL LMAO! god fucking damn you're a delusional moron
>>728754305>I should just suddenly act like that's the legitimate one just to show that I know a few things more about Religion than the average idiot?You don't have to think it's the legitimate one, but it's just a matter of fact that it's the one being referenced in Klonoa 2, and in a lot of other games for that matter you fucking casual. Try playing something other than the One Piece Musou game for once and you just might become a little cultured.>>he's my favorite author so he's 100% a Christian because that's what I amHe's probably not. You don't have to be Christian yourself to make art with good Christian symbolism. Like how I don't have to be gay to make a Klonoa thread.
>>728754229He'd go to Five Guys thinking it's a place to get gangbanged, but then be pleasantly surprised they have burgers
Holy fuck the level of schizo diarrhea theorycraft happening in this thread
>>728748315>deadhuh?
>>728754641It's been a while since there's been a schizo here that is as insane as you are.
>>728755254Kindly explain to me what's wrong with that guy's observations. Hard mode: no sperging out or autistic screeching
figgie smalls
>>728755254Klonoa is a Christian series though.
>>728755573Nice original post anon
>>728755447You actually need to be able to clarify that shit in a way that makes sense to a layman with references to material that helps make sense of it. If you can't you're essentially making shit up without grounding it to anything. It's even worse if you refuse to provide the reading material that actually demonstrates your case.TL:DR without the necessary material that informs the context and explains the concepts it can be dismissed as sophistry and schizo bullshit.
>>728752791Klonoa doesn't wear briefs, doofus.
there needs to be a third game alreadythe remake was complete garbage
>>728755862The Bible is a foundational part of the western canon and is required reading for someone doing the kind of literary analysis you're trying and failing at. If you haven't read it and don't know what that guy is talking about, that's on you.
>>728755957The remake being garbage implies the hypothetical third game will also be garbage, retard
>>728755938SO THAT'S WHY IT SMELLS TOTALLY GOOD...
>>728755628>Japan is a Christian coun...
>>728755938Post photographic evidence
Klonoa is made for face-sitting.
>>728744196Why is his torso as thick as his legs?
>>728756112Yeah of course that's why Jordan Peterson made such headway. Because everyone just inherently understands Christianity and has read it to a point where they just understand it.You're an intellectual troglodyte and fundamentally a dishonest sack of shit. I've really been too kind on you with comments like >>728749120You aren't even trying to be honest in the slightest.
>>728756530>fundamentally a dishonest sack of shitIt upsets me that I come across that way to you, because I really am trying to be as honest as possible :(What am I doing wrong that I can improve, aside from just blindly agreeing with what you say
>>728756406Klonoa is so lucky to have a dream mommy like Sybil.
>>728756765You fuck up simple analysis. Make up shit that isn't internally coherent. Act smug when I don't understand arbitrary shit about Christianity when people like Jordan Peterson have made a career of breaking down Christian stories at a level that most Christians themselves don't understand.And despite that I point out time and time again that your claims aren't even internally consistent with the script in game you still act like you're 100% correct like a smug shithead that hasn't made a single mistake.What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do act like that? Why should I respect you when you do that? You're clearly doing whatever you can to pull wool over my eyes, and you do all this shit even though your grasp of the English language is clearly worse than mine, so you end up doing shit that is downright intellectually insulting with how stupid it all is. You aren't trying to be honest when you act like you do. Not in the slightest.
>>728756153not if its a new developer team making it you complete dipshit
Wow, I stopped posting in Klonoa threads for a short while and now that I look at this thread, what do I see? At least two people arguing about Klonoa 2 and its themes...wow. I stopped posting after that AI ''art'' was posted and yeah, I saw the reply that said something like ''I'l stop posting slop, don't go'' after the thread ended, so, if AI ''art'' isn't posted I'm willing to keep posting.Here's Klonoa's briefs.
>>728757505Fuck you! Give me your social media handle so I can DM you AI garbage.
>>728757359I'll try to be better
>>728757505You act like a cunt, but you posted Klonoa's briefs with his cute little bulge, so all is forgiven
>>728757505those briefs are theoreticala figment of tat's imagination, if you will
>>728757505Klonoa's briefs do not exist.But if they did, they should be around his ankles.
>>728757750Tat is a mangaka?
WE SHOULD JUST MAKE EVERY THREAD ABOUT KLONOA BRIEFS FROM NOW ON
>>728757912
Every thread should be about SKIBIDI LOLO!
>>728754893Kind of suspicious that Five Guys burgers are so greasy, as if they're intended to be used both as food and for lubrication, don't you think?
>>728757750It's possible, yeah.>>728757763LOL.
>>728758076Makes sense to me. Let's eat and then get to whooing!
>>728758160How will I know if you're the one I'm wahooing with in my dreams tonight?
>>728743004Well hung? Yes he is.
>>728758454When you wake up. You will notice that your asshole is bleeding and walk like this.
>>728758454Identify me by my dick stats! 7'', uncut
>>728758454>How will I know if you're the one I'm wahooing with in my dreams tonight?When you lucid dream and discover the Seine River mentioned somewhere in your dream, you're with me.
nini klobros...
>>728744986Based Lola appreciator.
I'd draw Klonoa as long as he's paired with Lolo.
nice prayer, lolo
>>728758859Lola mentioned posting Lola
>>728758964Will you draw them holding hands?
>>728759009Klonoa came to Lunatea just to convert Lolo so she'd pray to YHWH instead
pray
>>728758654We NEED the anons cock size strawpoll to supplement our existing thread data.
>>728759195Soon...
>>728758675Walks along the Seine, laughing in the rain?
>>728759126He'd drown everyone for visiting Joilant.
Leo!
>>728758854Sweet dreams, Klonoa.
proto lolo
Tato the Gato
>>728759598Easily bullied by ear pulling.
>>728759598They changed her so La-Lakoosha wouldn't be an analogy for Breezegale, but instead based the place on a well known axiom.
>hardly any recent art of Klonoa, be it regular or AII'd have figure the latter would have a large influx of it by an autist or two, but not in the places I've seen.
>>728759972There was a little boost from the anniversary, but I agree there is a lull in art.
>>728759894and with axiom I meant maxim because I made a mistake
WAHOO!
>Klonoa is a Christian story>Klonoa mostly attracts faggotswhich means that logic dictates that Christianity is for faggots
neat, some new Temu Eggman art.
that's a lot of Moos
Did anyone ever do AI animations of him?
>>728762257y
I want a girlfriend that thinks about Klonoa's kemo-shota penis a lot!
>>728753836I wonder how often he used his plushes...
>>728755938but him in briefs turns me on
>>728763357I want a girlfriend that thinks about Klonoa remakes
Klonoa games promote pedophilia and homosexuality.
Bump.
>>728763848I guess you like this post then >>728757505.
The fifth testicle.
>>728767594Lol.
October 28th 2025 was the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573
White Supremacy
>>728767426SNIIIIIIIF
klonde
>>728743004gay
>>728773842let's fuck
>>728759598Prolo if you will
>thread survived the whole nightso based...
I…….I…I….I…
>>728747824They changed its name to Klonopin in the west because Clonazepam sounds like an STD
>Klonoa! All those people are drowning!>WAHUU!!
>>728778116They're drowning, but they're enemies of YHWH so.....meh
>>728775985At least two people tried. I guess the idea was "no, the thread isn't going to die yet,but has to survive the night".
>>728753656>>728753856I can fuck him.
>>728712273Ok anon, because I like you a lot <3https://files.catbox.moe/aqse08.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fae275.jpg
>>728779326This turns my kemoshota pp into the big kemoshota pp.
>>728780034It makes me happy when a post I make does this to another anon's pp <3
>>728777961Hey baby, I WANT Clonazepam!
>>728780343D-Do you think about other anons' pps a lot?
>>728780890Literally every day. and I wish I could wahoo w/ you guys IRL
>>728781249 based wahoo core enjoyer… i imagine us all standing at the edge of a cliff yelling “WAHUU” into the sunset like a ketamine-fueled boy band. one day, anon… one day we’ll wahoo together beyond the void.
The thread survived the night. I say ''let's get to at least 300 posts.
>>728781632I wish i could do that. I'm an /out/ist but if I start WAHOOing in the mountains they'll send out SAR...
>>728743004A LITTLE WHAT!?
>>728760287delicious pits
https://jiggie.fun/Nf69vBAny jiggers wanna wahoo?
>>728743004He looks like a sonic character that's just a furry rather than humanoid animal
>>728760027Cute.
>>728782016Wahoo
>>728783440Can’t rn I’m at work :(
>>728776538Wiu!!
>>728781632I love kemomine!
>>728785124So am I, that didn't stop me. Nothing can shackle my love (and lust) for Klonoa.
Do you think Klonoa has a tiny baby cock or a big fat cock?
>>728787117It depends, in that fan art above (>>728757505) it's tiny more or less but in other, more explicit examples of fan art it's big. which one you prefer is the answer but obviously considering his design and possible age, ''it's tiny/small'' is more believable and realistic.
>>728787117He has an improbably large kemocock
>>728791573Klonoa would never do this. He respects women.
>>728791573Do fujo self insert with Lolo?
>>728795429I know, it's fan art out of character of course.>>728795472Who knows.
Licking klonoa!
>>728797843I wish Klonoa would take me hoverboarding…
>>728796541>he doesn't know this image is part of a setIt's an evil spirit possessing him you new person
>>728798496I wish Klonoa would take me.As in take my anal virginity
>>728798703W-what else happens in the set?
>>728750278It’s amazing that fruity lil Klonoa isn’t even the gayest character in his own series compared to Guntz
>>728799917What you need to do is stop being a noob and find the information for yourself but since I don't know who the artist is and the pictures are scattered I will show you them in what I think is the correct order.https://files.catbox.moe/0q5fy5.jpg (the incident)https://files.catbox.moe/hus3r5.jpg (escalating things further)https://files.catbox.moe/m5tt00.jpg (indulging in it)https://files.catbox.moe/i2kgez.jpg (exorcising the demons)https://files.catbox.moe/c3tivh.jpg (purifying the body)https://files.catbox.moe/ks34qa.jpg (punishment for indulging in the debauchery)
Can we make it to 300 posts? I’m the only one who’s posted in a while…..
>>728801592Disregard
>>728801592>filled with sorrowmore like empty with sorrow
>>728801592Of course, that's the idea, the thread has to get at least 300 posts.
Sorrow should be filled with dicks, in both ends.
>>728743004>Everyone loves Klonoa>His only ever had two games main games that have been remade multiple timesIs namco stupid? why don't they make a new one?
>>728802465The 1+2 remakes didn't sell well, unlike the Katamari remake/ports.
>>728802583>The 1+2 remakes didn't sell wellGreat...
>>728802726It was over a long time ago...
>>728801592posting
>>728803421>It was over a long time ago...Thanks, Mike Fischer...
>>728805431can you find a single positive thing to say about the remakes?
What's the significance of the color yellow?
>>728807006>can you find a single positive thing to say about the remakes?it temporarily boosted the amount of art created
>>728807006The new color palette for the Christmas section in Mira Mira wasn't bad.
>>728807054educational color
Klonoa is an Islamic franchise.
Wahooing with Klonoaboys.
>>728744386This looks like a stretched out Mieu
>>728795472what is fujo
>>728795472Fujo Lolo!
>>728809595But it’s gay for boys to wahoo with each other…
>>728807054Fuck you
>>728810608Good.
>>728810818They should get bullied by other boys for being faggots
Lads...I don't consider myself gay, the thought of kissing another man physically makes me wanna pukeBut I want to kiss KlonoaWhat's this mental illness called?
>>728809595>>728810608>>728810818tfw haven't wahoo'd with any boys since middle school
https://jiggie.fun/n9JtyNCome wahoo with your bros!
>>728811254gamer disease
>>728811254You're a gay faggot and also a pedophile. Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>728811254Kemonos are not men, so hugging and kissing them can't be gay.
>>728810683
>>728811645There's nothing wrong with being a furry pedophile.
>>728811254You're not alone there, buddy
>>728750251
I hate this image.
I just started the second game. Can someone explain to me why Klonoa is acting like Huepow didn’t betray him at all?
Erm, what even is he? A cat... rabbit, thing....?
>>728753304Ah so that's why it's called Dream Crusaders.
>>728813285Differen dream.
>>728813319cabbithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGjoOUGa0M
>>728813319He's a retard, just like you.
>>728813285Rough angry Huepussy hate-pounding made up for the betrayal.
>>728813701a figment of hatred
>>728753413
>>728743004All my homies hate huepow.
gg jiggers
>bara threads nuked>shota thread hit the bump limit
>>728814105
Big W for tonde fans!
>>728814632
I want to stick my penis inside Klonoa.
>>728813701
>>728814945Only if your pp is smaller than his.
305+ posts, let's go for more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muN_BdSYbWU - I know /v/ has a special* kind of way to do Klonoa threads but man, you guys suck at not posting this game's phenomenal soundtrack.
I really like this song.https://youtu.be/dY_6jipjKyY
>>728811505I will in about an hour
>>728813285Do you just immediately traumadump to your new friends about every shitty thing that’s happened to you?
>>728816018poem say he forgort
>>728815951https://jiggie.fun/n5IUh5
>>728816789pls join u guys
>>728817541
Truth: There's 0 scrimblo bimblos that have been saved by sticking to a single canon.Truth #2: There's several scrimblo bimblos that have survived by not giving a fuck about the canon.
I would like to hang out with Klonoa when I die
>>728817310Oh...
>>728817541FUCK sorry I gotta drive home gimme like 10
>>728819972sorry guys, can't join today
>>728813319I bet you think you’re reeeeaaaaal funny not knowing what he is
>>728813029Why?
>>728815848>left the puzzlewhy did you even start it if you're not gonna complete it faggot
>>728819972I’m home but I’ve gotta cook some goyslop real quick just gimme like 5
>>728822134Does it usually take so long to load? I've never played this before
>>728813029I like it.
Oh there we go. You guys already solved the wahoo
>>728822134
Make another figgie jiggie please
>>728823047sussy player
>>728823047Thank you anons for puzzling with me.
>>728823265I DIDN'T SOLVE A SINGLE PIECE! I WAS TOO LATE FOR THE WAHOO PUZZLE FUN :(
>>728823317dumbfuck retard
>>728823487Fuck you
>>728817837>scrimblo bimblosLiterally no good take has ever been made by someone who uses that term
>>728823047haha that's the figment picture
>>728823680I just gave you a good take.
>>728823808No you didn't.
>>728823856It's a good take and you're dumb.
>>728823927Canon matters.
>>728823987Mario is doing great without a Canon.
>>728824109>lowest common denominator platformer is doing great without canonGo play Mario then you fucking child. Personally I prefer games that have meaning.
>>728824286>I play flopsok, enjoy no games
>>728824286Story heavy games like Zelda aren't hampered much by canon contradictions.And your favorite games don't have a canon. They have one thematically implied liink. Even the series author didn't feel like taking canon into account when making the next game since MM did feature Huepow again. You're just deluding yourself.Nobody cares except you.
>>728824659>muh sales = goodRetarded third worlder children like you should be brutally tortured to death, or at least have your internet cut off permanently.
>>728824739America is 3rd world.
>>728824873Yes and?
>>728824286there's exactly 0 franchises that give a fuck about the canon
>>728823317We could do another one but I'm watching a movie right now.
>>728825120>Klonoa should be like all these other games instead of playing to its strengths what makes it unique (story)Dumbfucks like you need to be castrated
>>728824286>furfag pedobait game>meaning
>>728825268That means I'm free to spread all sorts of headcanon without you messing things up here.
>>728825342>a franchise about dreams has to conform to strict timeline without deviations so any creativity can be snuffed out at the planning stageI think at some level you have to be legit retarded to believe that about a franchise like this
>>728825661I just know that continuity between games is the reason why Lunatea's Veil is such a beautiful story. You just wouldn't get it, I'm sorry you don't seem to have a soul.
>>728825449>100% superheroI bet that rat bastard Mike did this.
>>728825449>klonoa is not cute and has no memorybehead the advertisers
>>728825882It's an implied thematic link. Not that you have the brain capacity to discern the difference.
>>728825980IT'S AN IMPLIED THEMATIC LINK THAT ONLY FUCKIN WORKS IF IT'S THE SAME KLONOA FROM DOOR TO PHANTOMILE YOU DUMB CUNT
>>728825945That's accurate. He doesn't remember Phantomile in Lunatea's Veil.
>>728825449Mean...
>>728826072Both are standalone games and are designed in a way that they can be enjoyed in isolation. You're just being a dumbfuck retard again. You don't have to play the first to enjoy the second one, at most it suggests context but it doesn't explicitly state that the games are related.
>>728826295Sure you CAN enjoy them in isolation, but then you're missing like most of the fucking point and subtext. I fucking hate you.
I wonder if Klonoa's butthole smells good.
>>728826673Why not find out for yourself?
>>728826673It smells like Guntz's cum
>>728826414Again it's implied. Not explicitly stated. If canon was important the game would have made direct unquestionable call-backs in the story instead of just reusing vague leitmotifs in the music. It's vague by design because it's supposed to feel fleeting and ethereal, because that's how dreams work. It's supposed to feel like a dream, and that takes precedence over everything else.If the canon was as important in this series as you think it is. Then Moonlight Museum would not have reused Huepow without establishing a reason because it creates problems in relation to the canon, and DtP would have tied to Lunatea's Veil's story in a more explicit way, but since what was important was the message and not the canon of the franchise. They had no reason to make sure that those things line up, so the message was just put into the subtext instead of the story itself.But not all authors really care as much about canon as they care about the stories themselves. Like how the Moomin book stories contradict with the comic strips. It's completely normal for that to happen when continuity isn't considered to be important, or when other things are of greater importance.You care more about the canon than the people that wrote the damn thing.
Klonoa's pp dripping precum!
what does boysmell even smell like? how would you describe it?
>>728827208Do you think Klonoa would mind if I sucked Guntz's spunk out of him?
>>728828127I can't think of anything else it smells like. It's very unique and very good. Boysmell makes my heart flutter
>>728828482yes
>>728828482Sure but you have to share it with him via a kiss
>>728825120Hat Kid should be removed from that picture. Trooncore "games" are not games.
>>728829273Hat in Time wasn't trooncore until the DLC years later
SEX WITH KLONOA
>>728829273Trooniegames are peak vidya.
Asaneman with default opinions enjoys anal vore.
impregnating klonoa's boywomb...
Klonoa ear vore
Did they do this to encourage people to buy the remasters?
>>728830660Honestly, seems random. I feel like a lot of it is the case that the publisher completely forgets they still have their backlog on PSP/PS3's PSN, like Sony themselves do.I've gotten some "PS1/PS2 game now on PS4/PS5" cheaper simply because the option for PS3 is still available to buy, and that version carries through to the PS4/PS5 release.
Well, this thread may get 400 posts, oh yeah.
>>728814339everyone with a functional brain hates Huepow
>>728831473Yoshizawa like Huepow.
>>728831607*likes
>>728831294If we get to 500, Bandai Namco is legally obligated to make a new Klonoa game.
>>728831795Almost 400 posts later, this thread may reach the bump limit tomorrow.
>>728830660Imagine living in the UK.
>>728830660Capcom has some licensing hold on the original game in NA's PSN, which is probably why Bamco didn't remove it there also.
>>728833031>Capcom has some licensing hold on the original game in NA's PSNthat explains the screencaps in psone classics have capcom on them...
>>728831795No need. I've made a new Klonoa game.
>>728831795I'd rather just make my own at that point with my own cabbit scrimblo.
>>728833582see >>728823680
>>728833653Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to listen to you.
>>728833727Lots of people listen to me
>>728833527SheIsNotATurd
>>728834106People don't want you to say anything. They just want to see your penis.
>>728834217I made a new Klonoa game. Don't talk to me like that.
>>728831607>Yoshizawa like Huepow."Liking" him narratively (like how he moved the plot) and "liking" how he treated Klonoa like shit are 2 different things.
>>728834237I am not a sex object
>>728834298Of course he likes the character. If he disliked Huepow he would stop using him.
>>728834381to some faggots here you seem to be one
>>728834453But they also care what I have to say and they respect my analysis
>>728834623they respect the kind of analysis where they get to rub your tummy
>>728834735Sounds like projection. You just like my tummy don't you anon
>>728834949it's not projection when I see posts like the ones in the screenshot here, it's observable reality>>728834237
during the tummy eventwhat i expected:>he goes home to rummage through his tonde tummy pic folder not saved to his phonewhat happened:>he posted his actual tummy
>>728821530for some reason it reminds me of Chris Chan
I'm sick of eating. I'm going to fast so I can have a thin, nubile tummy like Klonoa
>>728835445But it was drawn by Yoshihiko Arai, the original concept artist for all of the games.
>>728835552It's the sterile smile. I don't like it.
>>728835142Imagine not having tonde tummy pics with you everywhere you go.
>>728813029>>728835638You're right. It gives 2B1F
Klonoa's canon is like the character itself.It was made to be molested.
>>728834381That isn't going to stop me from slurping cum out of your belly button.
what the fuck is a tonde? you keep repeating that word autistically like saying "jump" means anything
>>728836489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6xbViIxyTAthey say TONDE so much in this commercial it might as well be his name
>>728836489a greedy little tonde
klonoa's morning breath
>>728836838He's a cat too so it's gonna be bad
>>728836750Why do flies act like moos, with the hand rubbing and everything?
>>728836609lies, the announcer clearly says hamatte getting addicted, falling/getting stuck (in a hole/the mud), falling (for a trick/trap) too
>>728836980He knew we'd all get addicted to this stupid cat
>>728836609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDan3Cfhvoc
>>728836980Getting stuck in a hole?
klonde tondecabbit faggit
>>728838316you know, like when you fall down a deep well and get stuck
I wanna pin klonoa down and spit in his mouth
>>728838749a butthole?
>>728839103Trying to give him chicken pox?
>>728839190It would be hot if I gave it to him
Can I get a big WAHOO!
>>728839881WAHOOOOOOOOO! *echoes*
>>728833527Lolo getting hammered.
boybandaids....
>>728840919Cute.
>>728834623>>728835859
>>728841792Lol.
>>728840919>Sorrow isn't wearing pants, but he IS wearing a collarWhat were they thinking?
>>728843450he's wearing shoes too. you should pay more attention
I have an announcement; I want to sex with KlonoaI will now go to ai slop threads to get smut of him generated.That is all.
>>728743004Post his face when he see human COCK
>>728845305klonoa should teach you all grammar
>>728834407Isn't every time huepow is brought back (in non canon), they never acknowledge the betrayal? I'd say that's grounds for just liking the character for looks and not his history. iirc true form heupow never makes another reappearance either, it's only the "helpful" ball huepow
>>728832983biggie spherical enemy
