Now the dust has settled, what went right?
>Now the dust has settled, what went right?
>>728745201>What went right?Diversity done right>likeable characters>no demographic group beaten down>hotter characters>good writing>No political agendaJust that simple
>>728745201ghetto bitches worshipping white cock is kino
>>728745201Quirked up Waterboy busting it down sexual style.
>>728745352>good writingLets not go that far
>>728745201Every day Blazer stocks keep rising. Won't be long now before she surpasses visi as the most popular romance
>>728748570based
>>728748570>Hot blue eyed blonde with big titsversus>Autistic brown hamster gremlinahow did she lose
>>728745201The waterboy situation is INSANE
>>728748720>how did she loseIt's the usual "I can fix her" vs "She can fix me". The former has always been the more popular romanve archetype.
>>728748720the first half of the game railroaded you hard into picking visi. But it is satisfying watching visi playthroughs and seeing the visible regret on their faces when they realize by the end of chapter 7 that BB was the right pick
>>728749097I think making her fall for Robert and turning her into a villain is the most kino way to handle her.Turn it into a messy Romeo and Juliet or a stalker girlfriend situation
>>728745201>what went right?Aaron Paul saving his scripts and barely salvaging the story, because otherwise I imagine every scene would have been unbearably awful like every line that's not him speaking one on one with someone is.
Honestly like this game despite some of my irritation with the fact that it seems TOO short for some of the familiarity its trying to impose. It feels like everything in the game played out over the course of a week and a half. Also. While it has moments of great writing? Boy, the moment its not about the Z-Team and its about any other character (also a little bit of Phenoman) falls incredibly flat. Why is Shroud just Toxic again? He comes into the scene pretty great and then just becomes Toxic.
>>728748720The game wants you to pick Visi. There is genuinely not enough moments or even a fucking plot with Blonde Blazer that sets up a relationship. WHICH IS VERY WEIRD AFTER THE FIRST EPISODE.
>>728745201It took the great risk of being a comedy and was actually funny.
>>728749097I don't even dislike BB but I was near positive that she was going to be a twist villain in some way because without it she ended up just not having a character arc by comparison.
>>728754287Honestly so happy there weren't needless trope subversions. Just played most of them straight and cared about the execution.
>BB, you're really going to make me look after your freaking ex-boyfriend who's suppose to be Superman? Why the fuck->Oh okay I get it I get why you don't want to be near this
>>728754398Don't hate phenomaman, he even gives you a kiss if you play it right
>>728754518>On my planet I was the ugliest freak you ever saw>Bro you look great>ROBERT IS INSULTING ME AGAIN
>>728754518I love space Harry Du Bois
>>728754398Lame as fuck that he basically becomes a none character as soon as he does or doesn't join the team. Never seen a character flanderized so quickly to be just to be a sad sack of shit/butt of every joke.
>>728754778I mean that's kind of his character. He's a male starfire and a jab at the evil superman trope
>>728745201Waterboy, watch out, she's trying to suck out your eyeballs!
I want a slice of life episode where it's just a camera crew documenting SDN like The Office
>>728754778I do wish his arc about finding something to care about had more payoff if you choose him. Even Waterboy's last-minute second chance at recruitment at least feels like a payoff to him learning some confidence.
>>728754725Depressaman was pretty good.>I also abstained from voting because I am neither human, nor a reformed supervillain>Also I don't really care about this conversation and was only in this room because I thought we were going to play Magic:The Gathering>I hope that we still may
Still pissed we can't woo and wed best boy.
>>728755798yeah I was really hoping he would be an option.
>>728755798>No moment of seriousness where you see why Flambe just...decide to be okay with RobertOkay?
>>728745201No competition
>>728745201>what went right?Normalfags love the Telltale formula.
>>728748720>hotShe's got linebacker shoulders, she's not hot at all
>>728757548weak beta male hands typed this post
>>728745201She must be standing on a chair to do that, Waterboy's tall as fuck.
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>>728748547Fine, decently written, which is still a mile ahead than the trash produced by the majority of AAA studios these days.
>>728748547Recommend better
>>728748570Both turn out to be femlets. Despair overcomes me.
>>728745201It's peak reddit game in a good way.
>>728748570What! Anon, stocks In your Wife will Never fall, No matter Which wife You have!They will Not!
Fun demon mommy gf
>>728748720Ending a relationship out of the blue to just to "shake things up" is a gigantic red flag, especially when combined with how she was flirting with a random man.Visi may be like playing minesweeper but at least she'll tell you when you're getting close to a mine and let you retry if you hit one. BB just drops Phenomaman out of nowhere and then asks her prospective boyfriend if he wants to take care of him for her.
>>728763118Sallambo
>>728748570Whore vs stupid If i would be forced i would rather die
>>728745201>https://www.eurogamer.net/dispatch-dev-adhoc-set-on-season-2-but-has-difficult-second-album-problem>When they talked about a cut Kpop idol-inspired character called Winter, for instance, and a love triangle he was involved in, Shorette joked that he could reinstate this for Season 2. "We should do that for Season 2," he said, before quickly adding: "If there is a Season 2!"this is the same guy that's married to Blazer's VA btwwhat does this mean for the future of the franchise?
>>728763640There was clearly more to it than just "shaking things up," that was just as deep as she wanted to get into about it in the moment. The issue was more that Phenomaman lacks basic social cues and was apparently more into the idea of Blonde Blazer than he'd ever be settling down with a normal human like Mandy.
>>728745201>you see bob-bob, this was my plan from the very beginning. I sent in invisigal, i knew you'd fall for her and she'll fall for you, i knew you'll make her into a hero and knock her up with robert robertson IV, i knew you'll be kind to her and take down her armor and make that brown tomboy your wife, i knew you'd get her to quit smoking and take her nose ring out, and you know what? I only did it so i could piss off that monkey track star.
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Romanced Blazer, successfully hero'd Visi. 10/10
>partly run chapter where adding new guy>pick Phenomoman>feel literally nothing>restart from picking who to join on to get Waterboy>200% improvementForgive me, WaterChads. I've learned my lesson. Never again.
>>728757548Women with linebacker shoulders go hard as FUCK though, every woman should look like this and be over 180cm tallhttps://xcancel.com/PicturesFoIder/status/2000230802823520687
>>728745201It wasn't overly woke.>>728746708Does anyone have the 1970/80 clip of the fat White man oiling up slave actors? My clip won't upload.
>>728765852Shroud being not racist to Asians or Hispanics but totally towards blacks would be funny.
>>728745201the astroturfing
>>728745201nothing
>>728769926The Witcher 3 won.Cyberpunk 2077 won.Baldur's Gate 3 won.Expedition 33 won.Dispatch won.Every game you try to turn into a tortanic wins. When will you learn your lesson shazamfag? You have no power here. You are weak. Unimportant. With no influence on anyone or anything.
Judging on nothing but appearance, Blonde Blazer is an easy win.Judging on nothing but personality, Blonde Blazer is an easy win.
>Bland Brunette>personality
>>728754778The small budget really hurts the characters of the game. You have so little time and character building because paying voice actors is costly. If they had little walking sections where you could chat up with others, like in Walking Dead, they would probably not feel flanderized as much.
>>728754398>Oh okay I get it I get why you don't want to be near thispost tits or gtfo foid. he is the funniest zteamer imo
>>728770705Malevola is a masculine dyke and you're gay for liking her.
It was a fluke
>>728770774cool story mate, still not buying nor playing them
>>728770705>Ruining Malevola by making her Australianone of the most hideous accents in the world. I love tall musclemommies but it just made her gross
>>728772097>dykeShe literally fondled mc's balls
>>728772837In the exact same way a fag hag would get groped by by a fag.
>>728772741I hope you get mauled by a drop bear, m8