....did they....
swined
>>728781137fuck? yeah.they let me watch
>>728781368Kermit....
>>728781137KEKW OMEGALUL NO WAY
>>728781137Imagine cuddling up with her under the cover to play death stranding 2 on a cold night
>ms.piggy flirts with other dudes and kermit just sits there in his cuck chair
>>728781137w-why did geoff include ms piggy molesting him into a script
>>728781137Imagine Geoff pitching that bit to Disney/The Henson Company>So I want to use Miss Piggy for a skit where she aggressively flirts with me and I pretend to be embarrassed>And then we're going to segue into a game trailer where a man is cooked alive at an interspecies orgy>Kids will love it!
>>728781137Wouldn't you?
>>728781137I enjoyed the show
>>728781137was kinda weird ms piggy gave geoff a handjob live on stage but whatever its his award show i guess
>>728781546>>728781415Kermit and Ms Piggy broke up back in 2015. Not cuck. He moved on.
>>728781137PORKED
>>728781621She's actually not that fat. She doesn't even have any tits
>>728781745it was a reasonably big load, i was impressed
>>728781802oh sorry i haven't watched muppets since i was 5
Someone knows who is actress inside the costume?
>>728781621Dude.Fuck yeah I would.
>>728781137Kermit bros...
>>728781137we dont know who tf that is uncwhy didnt they invite john pork instead
>>728781137No, but I did. Both of them.
https://xcancel.com/0Lightsource/status/1999678919361110221
>>728781916See >>728781802
>>728781945>Not green skinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>728782009Read the description
>>728781916The next game awards will abruptly end with Kermit rushing the stage and shooting Geoff to death.
>>728781137He fried her bacon for sure.
>>728781137I mean....yeah.
>>728782064It would be so fucking funny if they turned this shit into an actual story line.
>>728781886>actress>he doesn't know
>>728781916I can't believe Geoff Keighley killed himself by double tapping himself in the back of the head.That's crazy, bro.
>>728781137>tfw geoff_keighley is now a tag on e621>6 results
>>728781546the will smith of muppets
>>728782215Rule 34 respects no oneby the way Sylux has 0 porn picsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>728782439KWAB
I hope this leads into the new Muppet show they're doing next year. The love triangle arc is going to be fire.
>>728781945Was just thinking about this art
Geoff was raped. Piggy is a know abuser
>>728781137not video games and yes they did
>>728782719He already has a new gf who is younger and thinner (downgrade)
>>728781916
>>728782831Chinese spy
>>728781945>be me, some years ago>match a chubby tourist white american chick on tinder after months of dryness>eh_whatever.jpg>never been with a fat chick before>nice tits though>we end up having sex in the back of my car>realize why people like meaty girlsIt was an awakening experience.
>>728782796Man. AI has gotten scary good huh?
>>728782145kek
>>728781137She's the pig but he has the hog
>>728781945>>728781916>>728781621>>728783207
>>728783207Peak female form. Wish every girl had those curves.
>>728783551>>728783207>>728781945>>728783014Man I'm married and I love my wife she's petite and beautiful but God damn dude I wanna bang a bbw woman with huge tits and a giant ass it literally eating my insides alive AHHHHHHHH
>>728782831THAT is a prize pig!
>>728781621No. I want Julia the autistic muppet.
>>728784025Holy uoh
>>728781886Eric Jacobsen. Miss Piggy is and always has been played by a man.
>>728782831>Could have gotten with a frog this time>Chooses another pigGuess it's just his type
>>728782831So fucking based
>>728781578To show that he gets action and isn't an incel
you really want to have sex with a pig, /v/?shameful....https://e621.net/posts/3939616?q=pig+female_on_human+order%3Ascore
>>728785104Nose too small
>>728783813>Man I'm married and I love my wife she's petite and beautiful butBrother, you have the blueprints if you catch what I'm pitching.
>>728783813and more McNuggets to the menu, anon
>>728783813>Man I'm married and I love my wifefuck off normal fag
>>728782831KERMIT, NOSHE JUST WANTS THE LOCATION OF THE GROUCH'S TRASH CAVE
>>728781945>the one reply saying;>kojima NTR
>>728786292not that funny, develope better humor, zoom zoom
>geoff gets to fuck this
Haven't seen anyone post this one yet
>>728782796OH MY GOD! THAT MAN HAS HIS HAND UP MISS PIGGYS ASS
>>728786405
I like how the target audience for the TGA's definitely do not give a shit about the muppets but Geoff keep putting them in anyway because he likes them, if I was rich and owned the biggest gaming show I would do the same.
>>728786479In front of all those people too. She's a freak.
>>728783813>she's petite and beautifulYou ungrateful fag, i hate fatfags so much
>>728783014You are now aware that "slampig" isn't a derogatory term.
>>728783813Are you gonna sit there and whine or are you going to do something about it
Big Girl Love
>>728783813Well, you could impregnate her, anon.Got my shorty gf preggo and shes already getting so fucking delicious at the 18th week.
>>728781137What?
>>728781137
How do I ask my fat girlfriend to do a Miss Piggy cosplay during sex without making her mad?
>>728787859Show her skinny miss piggy.
>>728787859lol
>>728787859she better wears a pig nose too otherwise it doesn't count
>>728787158Not a pig. Off topic
Fat girls don't actually look good in person. 2d is superior
>>728788409Good bait, let's see some fatties
>>728788409so do thin girls but there are exceptions. Like with fatties.Cute girls are cute, period
>>728788237She's a slam pig.
>>728786479So THATS what Zoey Quinn wanted to emulate?!?!
>>728781137Kermitbros..
>>728783813My brother, respect your wife and stop thinking about other women. You can help your wife become your perfect woman by impregnating her and cooking for her, with a special diet in mind. It’s not that difficult, you just need to be patient, and soon your dream will become a reality with a woman who loves you. Remember, they don’t call us architects for nothing.
>>728790074He's moved on. Piggy was a slut anyway
>>728782439Sylux has 0 porn because he doesn't fuck around
>>728786513Forcing new Muppet content into existence each year despite Disney wanting them to die is the one based thing about Geoff.
>>728786415Holy unf
>>728781945I don't think Allah is going to like this...
why did geoff allow this on stage
>>728788409A lot of them aren’t, but there are still girls who look amazing at a bigger size. I remember once when I was at a bar/restaurant, there was this HUGE waitress. Her tummy, ass, hips, tits, face — everything was perfect. At first I couldn’t believe my eyes. I thought women this gorgeous at that size only existed in porn, but my god, she was real.Whenever she was around, I couldn’t stop looking at her. The lust I felt every time I saw her was overwhelming. If I’d had one or two more beers, I would’ve straight-up asked her out. Even if she had a boyfriend, I’d rather do that than regret not trying.God, BBWs who actually take care of themselves are so fucking perfect, bro. I need a wife like that. Thanks for reading my blog. I’m horny just thinking about her.
>>728783813>chubster wife got a full wax for our wedding so now she's chubby, pale, and extremely smoothHrrnnghhh
Why are pigs always relegated to being the bad guys in media?Need more cute pigs
Isn't she like..m 2ft tall?
>>728791338…Such as?
>>728785052I'm a khhv and got molested by a girl last week. It was really scary.
>>728791542Miss piggy is an abusive vain harlot
>>728791572>touched by a womanGet away from me, non-virgin.
>>728791265If we can have a demonic sacrificial orgy at the game awards then we sure as hell can have hardcore pig sex.
>>728783813Just turn her into a shortstack.
>>728791572sad.Storytime
>>728791603Id really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>728791572You got raped?!
>>728791338Real pigs can do some fucked up shit. I remember an anon talking about a group of pigs that would regularly gang up on chickens, take them to the barn, eat them alive and then hide the remains somewhere. Still, we need more cute fat pig girls in video games
>>728791572I got my ass groped a lot by chicksin high school and I’m fine. What did she do to you? Was she ugly?
>>728791572A girl in psych ward did the same to me, i still dont know how i feel about it
>>728781802Anything muppet related post Jim Henson in non canon.
>>728791872>Group of big boar girls that like to steal lone anons off the street and gangrape them
>>728782831younger isn't a downgrade tho, but thinner is, I agree with that
>>728783813get her on that 600 pound life
>>728792279>Boar girlsWannabe Stacy's.
>>728791763I moved to Hong Kong for my PhD and somehow managed to get a stalker. She saw that I used a Snufkin as my picture on WhatsApp which broke her brain and she started obsessing over me and buying me gifts. I thought she was just autistic or something and I hadn't made any friends here so I went to the mall with her once when she asked. Then she touched my hair without asking and that really spooked me because I'm a 27 year old virgin. After that I stopped interacting with her.Last week I had to proctor an exam with her and midway through she just approached me and rubbed my lower back. This scared the shit out of me and I can still feel it. About 10 minutes later she snuck up behind me and playfully put my hoodie's hood up. Then she tried to hang out with me after but I ran off.I've been on edge every time I go to the campus in case she's there. She keeps inviting me to Shenzhen or Japan but there's a very high chance I'll be raped if I'm alone with her.>>728791867It wasn't that bad but I'm still upset that she's the first girl to touch me there. >>728792034>Was she ugly?I don't know I've never seen her without a mask. >>728792227I'm sorry that happened to you anon.
>>728785104>sodomykys
>>728785104>sodomybased>emilieof course
>>728792624I want to kiss her snoot and taste her ham
>>728792684>She keeps inviting me to Shenzhen or Japan but there's a very high chance I'll be raped if I'm alone with her.khhv, just fuck her.
>>728792684Anon, she's just into you and awkwardly trying to show it.
>>728793246But I don't want to>>728793354I know better than to date a woman who's told me she's bipolar
>>728793328Nobody fucking cares about this and if anyone replies to you with anything other than miss piggy smut it's because you're samefagging culture war bullshit into a thread that doesn't have it for attention.
>>728793328Really? Games are made by chinks and frogs and niggers? Goddamn, that makes me revalue all my views!
>>728793542>I know better than to date a woman who's told me she's bipolarFair. But no reason to be frightful of her.
>>728793328Anon, people don’t mind games from different countries, that would be ridiculous. When people talk about diversity, they usually mean forced inclusion of blacks and other stuff that leftists want to push onto the public. I don’t care if someone wants to include a black character in their game, but I can tell when it’s done just because someone is forcing them to do it and I don’t like it. If it’s forced, it just feels out of place
>>728786415absolutely fucking vile. would. so fucking goddamn disgusting.
>>728793328Anon, all of those are from Europe and East Asia. We already know these are the two civilized places in the world.
>>728781137they sneeded
>the samefagging has begun
>>728784025If we're doing niche characters I'd rather Lydia than Ms. Piggy
>>728793328>>728793553samefag
>came to a pig puppet
>>728794154
When am I going to receive my genetically engineered pig girl
>>728782064based
Thoughts ?
>>728794624don't disrespect Ms. Piggy like that. far beyond hotter than that creature in comparison.
>>728792227psych ward is great for picking up women, because you already know what kind of crazy they are and don't have to find out later.
>>728791338You never heard of the 3 Little Pigs Kids’ story?
>>728794624Miss Piggy is funny
>>728792624Been watching My Gym Partner is a Monkey and it still holds up all these years later, also Ms. Warthog is yet another Slampiggy
>>728794624There’s no way anon would ever date a HUMAN??? That’s forbidden taboo!
>>728794624Honestly would both
>>728792624I wannabe her human dildo
>>728795960would you?
>>728781306PorkedPiggiedBaconed
>pig threadwhy is this swede faggot baiting so hard, he knows what we wantstop blueballing us and release the impregnation PIV scenes with this big bitch
>>728797501He's been taking longer and longer lately it's ridiculous, I might not leave to see Bronwen get penetrated
>>728797501Bronwen farts in her sleep and is into prostate play with her partners (humans)
>>728786449
>>728781802>>728782831>>728784981unfortunately they broke up
>>728800545kermiebros...
>>728790676my man he fucked around for 18 FUCKING years until he found out
>>728800545man, cant kids have at least one happy married couple figure in their life? Sure, irl you move on from people but so are couples that do stay together and enjoy it.idgaf, make them gay but make them stay!
pig sex
>>728781137KWABmit won't do shit, he's been in an abusive relationship with this fat hog for decades
>>728794624>/v/irgins would rather have sex with a literal pig than with a slightly plain womanWhy are you all like this?
>>728806473how the fuck did the artist create that face from seeing geoff
>>728806680fuck you mean?
>>728794624She went full ozempic, no longer relevant
2d art of miss piggy is crap, stop posting it
>>728807187>kiss marks yet shes wearing none on her lipslmao
>>728807332Pig with lipstick would look stupid from that perspective.
>>728807334
>>728794624As ugly and annoying as she is, she has a great pair of nipples.
>>728807656Now she's a flabby sack with zero muscle mass.
>>728807771Just imagine those deflated tube socks she juggles with her knees when she walks.Fuck, I just took a shower and now I need another one.
>>728783014did you have a nosepeg?
>>728782145It's still amazing how good ai has gotten in the last year even.
Do pigs brap?
Why do anthro women of all species harass human me?
>>728808470Yes. Their shit also smell horrible compared to horse and cow manure.
>>728808470ye and so do cows, both generate a great amount of natural CO to the air, sometimes even more than a regular car
>>728807334holy fuck
>>728808848>the pig's face
>>728808848alright whats the sauce
>>728809030it even look like the Yaranaika face lmao
I did not expect this thread today.
>>728781945>cock twitchesFuck is wrong with me?!?
>>728809315
>>728809798Taste?
She's not fat and I'm tired of fat fags thinking they have a claim.She just has round cheeks. That's it.
>>728781137create project nortubel?yes
>>728810762let me guess, shes 12 and real in your headcanon?
I dont get why there's Muppets, but the only time they were funny was the stab at Geoff. You could tell in his face he wasn't expecting that and got super fucking embarrassed. >hes one of Kojima's best friends>does Kojima know thatFucking burn, and to make it worse the crowd erupted in laughter. I dont know why they're there, and the celebs he paid off to be there. Another cringe moment was fucking Al Pacino being like "why the fuck am I here?"
>>728808848Why is the pig sexier than her
>>728781137If he didn't he's a faggot.
Stop making me want to fuck a chubby pig
>>728811463It's a puppet, what was he going to do, fuck a guy's hand?
>>728811436>no nipple piercings
You wouldn't fuck a pig, right? Right?
>>728792594>>728791301>>728787038>>728786053>>728787209>>728790481She's been preggo two times and I'm trying to get her preggo again but she won't keep weight she doesn't eat any goyslop on good meat and veggies God damn it lolI think she would let me get a second wife though so maybe I can just get a bbw sidewife
>>728808158*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*
>>728811436this was the best scene in the game by far
>>728781621I don't much care for blondes honestly.
>>728781137Piggy wouldn't cheat on Kermit.
>>728812074Blonde is the best, barely visible body hair, nice pink nipples/pussy.
>>728812383Nope, redheads are superior. Sorry about your being gay.
>>728783813>check replies>hal webm already posteddamn, I'm late.
>>728812516They're okay, but their pussies tend to get a bit too red and their body hair is more visible.
>>728783813Americans are severely mentally ill. Never have I ever WANTED to fuck a fat bitch. Seek help.
>>728791338Pigs are seen as unclean IRL so they get a bad reputation in games. Same with sneks.
>>728812990LMAO, GAAAAY!
>american women are now so fat and disgusting that men need to cope by fetishizing it.lol... lmao
>>728791338Pigs represent the sin of gluttony while also being dirty, ugly, and chaotic neutral. Pigs will eat literally anything you give them. And I don't mean just garbage and slop. I mean human remains and bones. There are stories of farmers committing murders and feeding the remains to Pigs so police never find the bodies.Also Miss Piggy is a vain and shrill bitch.
>>728813063I love skinny women like my wife too but I also love having tits completely engorge me and a giant ass because I'm high test
>>728813479You're literally committing adultery right now. Stop.
Man, /v/ would really fuck anything in a dress
>>728813674who says I need a dress
>>728813479The high test meme is extra funny when you consider it's coming from the fattest, most estrogenized countrymen on earth.
>>728813674I'm convinced these psychopaths would literally fuck a corpse just so long as it was still slightly warm.
>>728781916and then he posted about undertale
>>728813769It's baldy cope. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>728814047>>728813769I have a full head of hair, also I don't eat goyslop or drink sink water, seethe more europoor.>>728813574I wish, but again I may just get a second bbw wife.
>>728813769just start to lift and you too will want curvy womennot fat, but curvy
>>728786204Dumb chink isn't even fucking the right puppet. Kermit doesn't know how to get Sesame Street. She's got to go for either Elmo or the Count depending on whether she's able to stand Elmo laughing uncontrollably every time she touches his dick or the Count constantly trying to count each of her pubes.
>>728813674maybe
>>728813126Nah, you're just a virgin who hasn't experienced the glory of blondes in practice.
>>728815136
>you will never eat Miss Piggy's ham sandwichWhy live bros?
>>728783813Kys blogger
>>728791294Its all about the fat distribution
>>728809687Saaaar
>>728791294Sure, but once you undress her, you'll see she's covered in stretchmarks, chafed skin, cellulite, sweat, etc.
>>728816846Filter the spam retard
>>728816846Ignore >>728818371 Keep calling out the pajeets.
>>728802442They were never married
>>728815136Arachnophobic, huh?
>>728818371He's just replying to himself because no one gave him attention.
>>728811104Kojima does the same shit with Hollywood A-Listers.
>>728783813you don't. trust me. obese women ain't like fictional fantasy anime boobies
>>728808158MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>728783813unironically just wait a few years, you'll get it
>>728781137This jit cracks pigs.
>>728791294for me it's chubby AND tall
>>728814515this unironically happened to me. i don't get it.
I recently discovered Muppet Monster Adventure on the PS1 which I somehow have never heard of and it's a decent little Spyro inspired platformer, I recommend it.
>>728819039Cope
>>728824390Seethe
>>728819221I've banged fat women it was based bro especially when they have a fat pussy that's super soft and squishy, God damnit man.
>>728791338>Why are pigs always relegated to being the bad guys in media?they are haram, as are dogs (which is why cats have taken over in popularity)
>>728782796SHES A PUPPETT????@??@?@ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK EVERYTHING MY LIFE WAS A LIE
>>728781546Kermit is a notorious womanizer and serial cheater. Piggy is just acting out for attention
>>728816846Cool schizo post
>>728781137Missed opportunity to not cut to kermit watching this all go down from his theatre seat
>>728781886>xghey wants a xgrannielolLmao
>>728808848Umm...
>>728827498Translation:>Pig Fucker
>>728825634 It’s wild how much cultural symbolism gets baked into character design. Pigs get pegged as lazy or gluttonous, dogs are rowdy or chaotic, but cats? Mysterious, aloof, graceful-perfect protagonist material. Media just reflects the human brain’s weird animal hierarchy.
>>728815136>pedophilia is ok when its a spiderWhat the fuck!? Hang yourself now PEDO!
>>728830957idgi
