U rike saar?
Indians don't say "rike"
>>728791371Evil can only corrupt not create.
>>728791371nooooooo!
We all saw how well it went when Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, GTA, Deus Ex etc were remade by jeets.You get what you pay for, I guess.
>>728791705When you rank out, you turn to shit.
>>728791371please dont
>>728791371(((Jeetsoft))) is satanic
>>728791705>Evil can only corrupt not create.>he says while using AI slop
>>728791371why does halo keep getting revived only to die again? at this point just let it go, the ip is tarnished and no one has any hopes for it
>>728791371No thanks, bitch.
>>728791371WERE IT SO EASY SAAR
>>728791371kek
>make sequel to halo 3: sucks>make sequel to halo 4: sucks>make collection of the bungie games: good enough and you can play all 3 games>make remaster of good game: sucks but you can use original graphics>make remaster of another good game: sucks but you can use original graphics>third game graphics still look good>make sequel to bad 5th game: mostly sucks>ok Guys now we're going to remake one of the ones we already remade but this time it's gonna be good for sureWtf are they thinking still giving money to this studio, why on earth are they still in business
>>728791371I would fucking kill myself if I were a Halo fan Microsoft does nothing but piss on its legacy.
>>728792701>whymy nigga, tell me one single thing microsoft has their hands on that didn't went to complete shit
>>728791705Needs a remaster
>>728791371
>>728791371What could go wrong?
>>728791371halo has been dead for a long time. they're just kicking a dead horse
>>728791371The timeline of vidya we live in genuinely makes me sad :(
>>728793236they fucked up by letting street shitters get their filthy hands on it. God I hate Microsoft
>>728791371That seemed pretty fucking obvious
>>728794262the mayan's were right. 2012 wasn't the end of the world. it was a dimensional shift
>>728794045the only thing wrong with bottom is visual clarity and possibly performance
>>728794045>can't even see the ring in the skybeyond soulless
>>728792642Sorry guys I missed this one. >*click*There we go, try spouting the lines again anon? You seemed to miss a few in your last post.
>>728791371SAAR I AM MONUMENT TO ALL BLOODY SIN SAAR
>>728794439I think the people willed it into existence.
>>728791613they say, "like, you know - like you know, like you know" as a filler phrase for some reason
>>728791371Halo is a series of 7/10 games and I don't feel strongly about this
>>728793236>w-we want to please the mentally ill fansYeah, it's over
>>728791371I will ignore soulless corporate remakes.I will continue to play the original Halo games.I will play them using the Ruby Rebalanced mod.I will not eat zee bugs.
Just let it die already Microsoft
>>728791371GAMING IS SAVED
>>728797254Microsoft just needs to get out of gaming entirely. Sell off their IPs back to who originally own them, allow their studios to go independent and completely just shift to AI. Don't even bother making Xbox hardware anymore, just completely pull the plug on all things gaming and give Valve PC gaming.
>>728793236it's such a massive fuckup to start remaking old games that don't need itmicrosoft is one giant fuckup anyways so no surprise there. literally a daycare full of adult children just being given stuff to do to make the megacorporation seem busy.do they think they'll magically pump new life into halo by remaking the old games in UE5? it's such a bizarre idea that it actually kind of makes me worry for the future of the gaming industry and perhaps humanity as a whole.
>>728797539343 did such a bad job Bungie doesn't even want Halo back. I looked into Microsoft projections they are slowly leaving the hardware market, expect an announcement in a few years.
>>728796389>>728791613Ive noticed they say "for example" a lot
>>728794045need to add the anniversary graphics to this image
>>728791371Still not buying!
>Marathon will never get UE5 slop demakesFeels good.
>>728791371halo 3 ends in a cliffhanger who tf decided to pretend it's a trilogy
>>728799027How is it a cliffhanger? He's floating in space for eternity and everyone assumes he's dead. Even the studio execs said this.
>>728799027Being left open-ended is not a cliffhanger. That's a calculated move by the author of the content to put it on a shelf for potential sequel or side story content to be marketed and sold back to you.
>>728793236How are they gonna get Halo fans to buy the trilogy for the third time?
>>728799027>flood threat resolved>covenant dissolved and the remnants made peace with humies and fucked offIt was as conclusive an ending as it gets. The tease at the end didn’t imply anything beyond chief is still alive and floating around in space.
>>728791371jeets aren't worse than the californians who work at 343. results will be about the same except>343 produces barely any content but what they produce mostly works>jeets produce more content but nothing they produce works at all, a big buggy messremember the GTA remakes with the cars stretching over time and shit. that's how jeets roll.
Humans are Forerunners.
>>728799561I'm guessing they're banking on it being a big seller on PS. I don't think it'll work.
I don't know why you are cry about it, it's not like you can run it anyway
>>728794625It's supposed to open which is why the top one has a visible hinge. The retards making the remake didn't know that.
>>728801040>I don't know why you are cry about it>why you are cry about itAbuela is that you? Did your brown hands type this post? How the fuck did you get on the computer from the retirement home
>>728800936gears completely bombed on ps
>>728797828>slowlyHow about they just leave it now. Bungie has no excuse, it's called retconning their shit or rebooting it. if after Sony guts Bungie back down to an AA studio and then give them their independence back, after Microsoft nukes 343/Halo Studios and vaults the Halo IP, Bungie should buy that back from them and then go to Take 2 and buy back Myth and Oni as well, start hiring back the old guard and hiring some newbies so they can teach them before they go back into retirement. If anything, for Halo, it needs a full reboot from the very start to decanonize all those shitty Halo novels from 2001-2025. Halo was not meant to have novels, and it only hurt the series creativity. It's time to go back.
>>728802212ya but it will work this time its HALO dont you know HALO biggest franchise ever in the history of ever?? it sold like 100,000,000,000 copies back in 2000 on xbox console so it can sell 200,000,000,000 on xbox console AND playstation console... you just need to think bigger and better and not so small
who cares that series sucks
>>728791371Again? Why?
>>728802212Nobody's cared about Gears in the past like 15 years.
>>728791371But they already remade the Halo trilogy?
>>728803181Not him but who the fuck even still cares about Halo?
>>728803383Microsoft
>>728803181just like halo
>>728793236>we don't want to upset og fans with new games so we're going to ruin on the og games instead
>>728791963>round nutsTOPKEK
>>728791371Isn't this like the 3rd remake?
Instead of firing thr lunatic cunts who ruined the sequels, they would rather let the whole franchise become a living dead zombie of remakes, remasters, reboots. What are you even doing.
>>728801210>ha ha ha someone made a typo on the internet you still won't be running Halo
>>728804428Hi brown-skinned-user, a typo would be "I don't no why you are crying about it" or "I don't know why you are cring about it."This is a case of the entirely wrong syntax being employed. It's the difference between Little Timmy (14 years old) versus Gurdesh Javpreet Singh (34 years old) making a post online. You're not being made fun of for a spelling mistake, you're being made fun of because you can't put a sentence together on the same level as a caucasian/negro child in grade school.
>>728804335they did fire everyone and they still suck kek
>>728791371They can't just keep ramaking Halo 1 over and over.
>>728804728 >missing the ing off crying isn't a typo And you're deflecting because you know you're upset about not being able to run it.
>>728799027>cliffhanger>master chief specifically says halo is over
>>728804956
>>728791613
>>728805089Sorry for mocking your Desi heritage, I didn't mean to bring you negative izzat. I think I should be fine if I /wanted/ to run the game in the first place but it's literal dogshit being made by dirty Indians working on a temporary contract with Microshit. I could just hit up my Krogers if I wanted to see shitty Indians making things, but thanks bud.
>>728803181Halo has been in the shitter for 13 years
>>728806887Jesus Christ, this is like that Bollywood scene where a Brit bashes some jeet bitch's head in with a branch to save on ammo costs.Post so brutally white it retroactively fucked up their moon landing a couple years ago. Have mercy, if you burn him that hard again his family will recast(e) him as an untouchable.
They're just working on remaking 1 right now. Pvp isn't planned but couch coop is. No one is excited and it's a jeet fuck fest.
>>728806887>5080 lol It's always funny how the ones quick to brag end up as the poors
>>728803469No, they don't, if CE Remake fails, they're putting a bullet in this series and will sell if off when the right studio comes for it.
>>728810987*it
>>728810987Then what? They've destroyed all their other franchises, even COD is starting to fail
>>728810956>bragYou're the retard with the hurt feelings. You tried to flex and talk shit saying the people that don't want to play this shit can't run it. Well I can, and guess what? I don't want to play it, there's already 2 better versions NOT made by dirty, stinky, thieving brown hands. Just because we paid a lot of money for things doesn't mean we're automatically right, it just makes you an retard with an ego that is apparently easily hurt by strangers online. Also, your skin is probably brown.the remake is fucking gay, looks like shitty retarded garbage and I could purchase it and play it but I won't because it looks like garbage.
>>728791371cool, you think its gonna be abysmal consoleshit like the original?
>>728811323They sell off all of their IPs back to who they brought them from, allow all of their studios to go independent with their IPs as well, kill Xbox hardware, kill Xbox, in general, get out of gaming and allow Valve to take over from there, give us indies and AAs back and get out of gaming, you cancerous corporate scums.
>Even India is able to remake Halo games nowSeethe Dalit.
>>728811474>you have hurt feelingsyou jumped on my post. I didn't aim anything at you. >I don't want to play ityet you're continuously returning to this thread. How strange. > You tried to flex and talk shit saying the people that don't want to play this shit can't run it.Yes. Most people in this thread won't be running it. You got triggered by it and thought you'd have an opportunity to flex on my post, give it all on the jeet shit thinking you were hot shit. Guess you aren't. Poorfag
>>728791963>Jeets are too low-iq to understand the joke and made the nut round
>>728811754No shit I'm returning to the thread retard I have 4chanx I literally get a ping that you're crying at me. Sorry for emasculating you in front of a bunch of strangers online. The remake of Halo 1 looks really bad though and I won't be playing it.
>>728811934How odd that you stopped with the jeet shit once you realised you're the poor here. Why are you even replying to me still you stinking hobo.
Chandala thread
>>728791963>Spyro, Crash Bandicoot>remade by jeets
>>728812087I really must have touched a nerve by calling you a dirty stinky Indian. That's hilarious.
>>728791371Grim. I hate India.
MASTER SIHK, MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING ON THAT SHIP
>>728812701>I hit a nervewhy would you even think that? I really hit the nerve by showing you up to be retarded.
>>728813241>stealing my thing nowtypical dirty thieving Indian, not surprised by your brown actions though
>garbage is being remade by trashoh no!?
>>728814236>reeee you're an indian with a typo and I have a 5080>oh shit you have a 5090 lol
>>728802584Games are only truly enjoyable when they are remade in UE5 with massive, outsourced teams and the requirement of a 5090 GPU to push that shit through your screen.
>>728791371And what happens if these games don't make enough money?
>>728793236>add sprint and ruin the art direction anywaylmao
>>728814429>retarded Indian can't grasp English sentences >has had it explained to him like 3 times at this point, still not getting itI am not an English language school, you need to improve on your own.
https://vocaroo.com/12Q8g6JukLoQ
>>728812594Wasn't like half the credits for T4B's Spyro/Crash games Indian?>>728815587As much as Microshit would love to simply sit on their amassed games for Gamrpass numbers + less conpetition and nothing more, Halo seems to be among their only examples that will always continue to get something sooner or later. Even if it's total shit.
gms
>>728791371*All 3 HALO games that will not be bought
>>728806887>>728810956>he doesn't have a 5100Poorfags
>Master Singh, what are you doing with that toilet>Saar, giving it back to the British
>>728794045Oh man, I haven't seen revisions and video game bloat this bad since Crash & Spyro remakes.
>>728815664 Absolutely incredible how they always think "modernizing" means throwing in sprinting, dodgerolling, and giga bloom lighting like it's some innovation. Meanwhile the original had better pacing and way more personality in a tenth of the polycount.
>AND SO, YOU MUST BE SILENCED SAAR
>>728793236>>728791371if I already have the classic game I love why would I want to buy a more expensive and worse version that shits on that game?Why don't boomers get this?
>343 literally can't nake a single competent halo game>bungie fucked up destiny so bad they can't get new or returning players>>>>>>marathonHalo seems to curse those who work on it.
>>728821067>HaloMicrosoft are the ones that curses everyone, Microsoft needs to get out of gaming completely.
>>728791371I'm almost 40 and never played a Halo game.
