On the Twelfth Day of Christ/v/as, My True Love Gave To Me:12 Player Teams11th Version WindowsTengen Tetris9th gen console8-Bit Nintendo7 Chaos EmeraldsSixaxis Controller5 Kill Streak4 TB SSD3DS2D MarioAnd A Cartridge For Atari.
>>728798519It’s beginning to look a lot like GlitchmasEvery game I see,The textures pop and fade,NPCs are misbehaved,And my character’s stuck inside a tree.It’s beginning to look a lot like Glitchmas,Bugs in every quest,Enemies won’t despawn,The boss fight’s gone all wrong,And my save file’s completely messed.A disjointed ragdoll flop,A companion who just won’t stopTeleporting right into my face,A loot chest floating on air,Invisible stairs,And an endless loading screen to embrace!It’s beginning to look a lot like Glitchmas,Soon the patch will drop,But until then I’ll smile,While I clip through this whole isle,Falling endlessly into the void nonstop.
