The Switch 2 is fucking cooked.
Obvious advertisement like this should be immediately cause a ban
It just had a price drop at Microcenter to 400.
Too fucking expensiveNo games
>>728804703Didn't the Switch 2 already outsell the lifetime sales of the Wii U (12M)?
>>728804946yeah, it's just lying for no reason except replies, one should take steps to avoid bumping such threads
>>728804946It's down 10% compared to Switch last year, despite this being a Switch 2 launch year.
>>728804820You Will Never Be a Janny
>>728804820>>728805041The seethe is hilarious from Nintendies.Cope and seethe.
>>728804905>No gamesHow many games does a console need before it has games?
>retarded faggot youtuber baitNiggers need to get a job
>>728805117i only care about hard numbers, if you don't have any to post i'm not going to hold it in my memory
>>728804703Isn't it like the fastest selling console of all time?
WTF nintentrannyxisters I thought we were winning???
>>728805283yeah
>>728805117IS THAT A SALE AT CHRISTMAS TIME AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Didn't sell as much as Switch did last season, a 7 year old console>S-S-HUT THE FUCK UP???
>>728805354>Brand new launch console>selling less than predecessor 1 year ago>50 dollars off already>""""Sale""""
Still buying a Switch 2
>>728805453yeah, that's pretty normal
All the retardo manchildren waiting for an upgrade GOBBLED this slop up asap with no new games and "upgrade packs"that pool is now exhausted
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!
>>728804703Holiday spending is down all around due to the economy collapsing.
Kirby Air Riders
>>728805521No it fucking isn'tAt allIn fact I can't think of a single console outside 3DS to get a discount during launch year, and 3ds launch flopped hard due to price.>>728805575Kirby Air Floppers
>>728805179The deal with nintendo is they have about 8 or so games they rely on every console generation, but they stopped making them good so there is no point.
>>728805618yeah, it's normal
>>728805453Nintendo console doesn't go on sale:>aieee fucking kikes! japanese jews!Nintendo consoles goes on sale:>ahahaha oh no no no tendiesisters it's so over!Why is /v/ like this
I already stopped worrying about how the console is gonna sell, it's already a success so even as a hardcore tendies these stupid videos make me feel nothing at all.To be clear I don't give a shit it sells like 100 or 200 million, it's already not a failure so we're safe for the whole gen.
>>728805117
>>728804946A rule of thumb is if you see a youtube video with sad mario and big text thumbnail it's most likely bullshit. But this is a nintendeed video so it's absolutely some clickbait garbage.
What's this genre of content called
>>728805854grifting
>>728805736https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2015/10/ps4s_price_officially_drops_to_usd349_99_in_usa_starting_friday>8th Oct 2015>PS4 Launch>Nov 2013
>>728805179what new games have been anounced?
>>728805854snoys are paying the university of his children
>>728805964Use Google
>switch 2 holiday cant even match last years Switch 1 Holidaylmfao
lol so embarrassing for Nintendo
>Wario if he grifter
>>728804703There are people who make their career doomposting consoles/games. And there are people who watch them. What causes this?
>>728805991good idea>December, 2025>> A-Train: All Aboard! Tourism Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - December 18th> Cast n Chill - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - December 18th> System Shock (Switch 2) - December 18th> Yooka-Replaylee (Switch 2) - December 18th> Beyblade X Evobattle - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - December 18th (Japan)> Factorio - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - December 22nd> PRITTO PRISONER - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - December 25th>>Q4 2025>> Glaciered (Switch 2) - Q4 2025 (US)> My Time at Evershine (Switch 2) - Q4 2025> Suika Game Planet (Switch 2) - Q4 2025> Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O. World Stage (Switch 2) - Q4 2025>>2025 (Tentative)>> Aurascope (Switch 2) - 2025> Castle of Heart: Retold (Switch 2) - 2025> Disney Dreamlight Valley (Switch 2) - 2025> FUR Squadron Phoenix (Switch 2) - 2025> Layers of Fear: Final Masterpiece Edition (Switch 2) - 2025> Mouse Work (Switch 2) - 2025> Paper Sky (Switch 2) - 2025> Spine (Switch 2) - 2025> Stardew Valley - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - 2025dios mio
>>728806165immense civilization wealth and excess
>>728804703Same energy
>>728805964the same donkey kong, metroid, mario, zelda, pikmin, shit you've seen for the last 20 years. but now this time they expect you to pay $500 to play them.
>>728804703>>728806269>>728806108>>728806010Why are snoytroons so mentally ill?
>>728806165I would've said consolefags but ever since the Steam Deck it's just an all around shitshow of us vs them circlejerk
>>728806408So they are raping the rest of the industry and making Eric kill himself?
>>728806165>What causes this?brown people gaining access to the internet en masse
>>728806408What previous donkey king game plays like bonanza?
>>728804703That launch line-up is really fucking shit desu. Pokemon got sacrificed on the altar, Mario Kart is poorly designed open-world slop, noone plays nor cares about Air Ride, and the fact you need to buy DLC to use your new hardware is as ballsy as it is stupid, because it means that games that came out a decade ago still somehow cost 70 bucks, souring the deal even further. Monke game looks okay but still somehow lesser than the bing bing wahoo game it is clearly based on and building upon. Most people seemed sort of disappointed in Prime 4 as well.Not surprised the sales are comparably lackluster.
holy fuck I thought the nintendo defense force on /v/ was a meme
>>728805117Thanks for informing me. I will now buy a Switch 2.
>>728806902You lost and got raped ;)
>>728805854Seetheslop.
>>728805854Downfall slop
>Switch 2 sells less than Switch 1 last holiday>Somehow this has been twisted into a normal/good thing>Switch 2 is discounted already at some retailers>Somehow this is normal and totally common for launch year consolesWhat the fuck is this delusion
>>728805854truth
>>728806902>he doesn't know
>>728805117>shipping not availableim not driving 200 miles to the nearest microcenter, anon.
>>728806254>>728806468>>728806570There are some retards that try to pretend MIHOYO of all companies is in trouble.One of their games (ZZZ) won an award for being the (non-Genshin) game developed in Asia with the highest yearly revenue on Playstation (worldwide), beating Monster Hunter Wilds and Marvel Rivals. Another game (HSR) makes like a billion per year on mobile. And the other one is Genshin fucking Impact who is probably bigger than the other two put together.And that guy pretends Mihoyo is in crisis.
>>728806238Have you looked at games beyond 2025 as well?
>>728805854Autistic teenage boy bait
>>728807145>4chan was this wholesome before /pol/ ruined itI miss it so much guys
>>728807129>consoles never got Christmas discounts beforeYou’re a special kind of stupid
>>728807129Why are you such a retarded pedophile, Eric?and yes, retail discounts have ALWAYS existed.
>>728807240That's cool and all but what does that have to do with any of this?
>>728807336>>728807550Never in the history of launch year.Or if you can prove it, sure.
>>7288077203DS
>>728807615There are dishonest retarded Doomposters even for the most profitable game companies around. Mihoyo and Nintendo are pretty much as profitable of game companies as you can find. And some of them make a career of spreading their intelectually dishonest takes.
>>728804703Based it deserves to flop the nintendo fans of /v/ are all freaks
>>728807720Literally 100 percent of consoles, Eric.
>>728807145>4chan was this shit until /pol/ improved itGotta love to see it
>>728806165Poorfags who can't cope with "having to" buy a new console for a few games. People who lose interest in gaming and blame the corpos for not catering to their personal wishes. I used to be like this.
>>7288077703DS was a mega flop and they had to give early adopters the ambassador program to make up for it.
Eric can't stop winning this year. This is amazing news coming from prime flop 4
>>728807895So PS5 and Xbox Series X had launch discounts in 2020?Source?
>>728807901christmas break hasnt started for you, get back to your pre-algebra
>>728807895I think you're literally 100% retardedSo PS3 priced at 599.99 had a launch discount huh?
>>728807885>>728808014>>728808045>>728808081Yes they had small discounts, Eric.Why are you such a retarded pedophile?
>>728808189Yes, Amazon sold it for 520 within the first month
>>728808081Don't care. Still buying one :)
>>728804820Nintensaar you is to do the needful and learn English
>>728805462hundreds of bot posts later and this guy still didn't buy a switch 2, and never will now with the memorycaust
What was the Switch 1's launch discount?
>>728807227welcome to the microcenter trick. they have crazy prices if you live in one of the few places they exist, while everyone acts like it's universal.
>>728808192So why didnt swirch 1 have discounts so soon?
>>728808343>>728808318>>728808374>>728808438Why is Eric such a pedophile?
>>728808343But I already bought one tho?
>>728804703As a life long Nintendo fan who even defended the Wii U, I am one of those people not buying the Switch 2. Let them rot in those store shelves!
>>728808438>>728808374You could get it for 320 day one, yes.why are you so retarded and subhuman?
>>728808396i've been and i so badly wish i could live by one
>>728808438Supply and demand. They weren't able to issue pro consumer discounts because every unit was immediately bought up at original MSRP and sold out universally
You're a fucking loser if you idolize a company that doesn't give a fuck about you. (all of them)
>>728808546Post your collection, Eric.
>>728808546>not buying the Switch 2>life long fanThat's like changing your gender and still calling yourself a man
>>728808570Shitch 2 flopped and it gets more apparent by the month
>>728808614Don't care. Still idolizing and worshipping my friend Nintendo.
>>728808614>>728808728Why are you such a tranny pedo, Eric?
>>728808728Still buying it :)
>>728805889>>728806153You don't know what that word means, tranny.
>>728808546You defended the Wii U? Man I couldn't especially after the audience shift they took with the Wii
>>728808614I don't own a Switch 2 and probably never will but people like you compel me to defend Nintendo.
What's the context for this "Eric" guy besides being a tendie.pdf
>>728804703>combined unit sales of Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 were down over 10% from Switch sales last year>Unit sales of Switch 2 were lower than those of Switch 1 during each console's first NovemberRemember how Tendies wouldn't shut up about about the sales. How they kept saying how the boycotts failed. You are allowed to bully Tendies for the next 7 years. In fact, it's your duty as an anon to bully them. They brought this upon themselves
>>728808930wouldn't you like to know, Eric
>>728808930>>728808947Why are you such a massive pedophile, Eric?
>>728808947>How they kept saying how the boycotts failed. No normal person is boycotting. People are simply broke and the Switch 2 doesn't have a killer app.
TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATHTOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATHTOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATHTOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATHTOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATHTOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATHTOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH>TOTAL NIGTENDO DEATH
>>728805565>Economy collapsingWhere? Online buying was a record again this year. You're probably one of those people who's spent all year predicting economic collapse and are mad that it still hasn't happened.
>>728808817Go to your local Micro center and buy one already!
>>728808930I THINK it has something to do with Xenoblade. Its been like over half a decade. Nintendo fans are incredibly mentally ill. Its also why they cry Nintendo Derangement Syndrome if you criticize Nintendo (god forbid you don't worship a company) and spam the same image from 2017.So to answer your question, who knows and if they explained it, it wouldn't make any sense to you anyway
>>728809146I'm friends with a normie and he said he's done with Nintendo after buying a Switch and saw the switch 2 release months later so yeah.
>>728805565Mobile and PC are bigger than ever, in fact spending overall is up except for consoleshit.
>>728808570Switch 1 was 299.99
>>728809292What is with Nintendo fans and mental illness
>>728809297Not in the first world.
>>728805854clickslop
>>728809371Eric, livestream your hands.
Don't think I will ever understand how there are that many people on /v/ who gives a single shit about sales numbers. It's become a complete obsession in every thread. Like some kind of wannabe shareholders.
>>728809371Autism is one hell of a drug
>>728804703This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>728809371This, but anti-tendies, and this post >>728809151
>>728805117>my RAM stick costs more than the shitch 2Ooof, tendies are playing on a literal toy
>>728809513Why are you sametrannying
>>728809470Good to know
>>728809470There's been console warring on the Internet since the 90s when most of the world couldn't even access it.
>>728809292Kek, you stupid retard.
>>728809541Why are you such a retarded pedophile, Eric?
>>728809371>>728809619>what is inspect element
>>728809518How do you wind up a GameCube fanboy and a snoy?
>>728809643>retardedyes>pedophileno>Ericmaybe>?can you repeat the question?
>>728809619Livestream your hands, Eric.repeating the same snoytranny cope won't save you
>>728809591Yes, console wars have always been a thing. But sales numbers wars? They're a more recent development. You can go back in 2015 and there weren't 24/7 threads discussing sales numbers for every platform and game.
>>728808930An ugly sped Sönygger shitposter bent on disrupting /v/tendogaf threads by falseflagging as defensive tendie fanboys and as his stalker who calls him out. The posts saying >You lost and got raped :)>You'll survive>Good to knowand constant replies to any post calling them "Eric" is him being an insecure faggot. Tranny jannies have been sniping him lately so just report him for spamming and he'll eventually get banned. Hugs and kisses~
>>728809619I think every Board needs to add IDs like /pol/. I fully expect most of these post are just one guy
>>728809720Eric, lying won't save you pedophile ass
Fuck Nintendo.Hopefully this will firce them to react and do drastic changes to the company. Furukawa needs to go.
>728808749>728808786Confirmed bots
>>728809659get with the times Uncric
>>728809825Learn to spell, pajeet eric
>>728808870So you're just a reactionary faggot. Go outside.
>>728809825>firce themGood morning sir!
>>728809906>>728809953>single letter typoYou fags really have nothing else left.
>>728804703>"selling worst than Wii U">already passed Wii U's lifetime sales worldwide in less than a year
>>728807145As a Wii U owner, there weren't many of you and you were stuck playing the same handful of games as everyone else, so it was easy to band together and try to gas up whatever good things Nintendo was doing then. People like an underdog.
>>728809907>>728810040 you got raped
Eric won
Why does Eric or whoever keep letting us know when he is falseflagging and sameflagging, like when he uses terms like "anti-tendies" and uses the term "tendie" in pro-Nintendo posts?I hate that, I really do.
>>728810158The getting raped competition
>>728810229Your opinion is noted, tripfaggot.
eric got that DAWG in him!
>>728810115This toddler tantrum of a thread is "getting raped"? It's like an actual bunch of children got let loose on /v/ after they heard they're favorite brand got criticized. This shit is so embarrassing.
>>728809795 Then you'd just have screenschizo Eric calling everyone with the same ID bots. Doesn't change anything when the mentally ill are terminally on here 24/7. IDs didn’t stop samefagging autism on /pol/, it just made it easier to namecall with marginally more evidence.
>>728810350>>728810436You lost and got raped
Eric is becoming too powerful
>>728805618Happened with the PS4 for the PS5s like first 3 years lol. It's really not that surprising nor interesting.
>>728805047its down 10% compared to last year because the s2 still full price while the switch had deep ass discounts last since it was 7 years old. are yall just retarded?
how do we stop Eric from collapsing our wholesome chungus company and everything we hold dear? he has grown too powerful
George Cacioppo is a pederast
>>728810436You'll survive anon
>>728810229Condemn the inherently anti-japanese game AC: Shadows
>>728810625>>728810760Total Eric meltdown
>>728808189launch PS3 had a $499 model that was functionally the same, just a smaller hard drive and no wifi (you could still use a usb wifi adapter, and 2.5" hard drives over 60GB were under $40)
>>728805854appealing to black males aged 13-25
>>728809692Probably because the Gamecube was such a non-threat to the PS2 that it allowed him to enjoy it without guilt.
>GladiumTonitrua
NINCELBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>728804703I mean, it has no games. Bananza looks like the only real game it has so far, why buy a console for only 1 game? It'll probably get more stuff in the coming years, but it's going to be a while until that happens.
NO ZELDA = NO BUY
>No major Mario>No major Zelda>kart with a broken shitty online (intermission tracks forced)>kong is a good game but that's itNO REASON FOR THIS SHITTY CONSOLESWITCH 2 EMULATOR WHEN
>>728812379>Nintendo being pro consumerFeels good being a fan of the best brand in gaming.
>>728805179Id say 10 big ones.
>>728804703Nintendeen is just Jim Ryan at this point. Don't nobody else makes Sony fanboys look stupider.
>>728805854The combination of AI and Bots making fake views and responses. Dead Internet!
>buying fetus products
>>728812986The truth is it's not fanboys of any specific brand, except maybe Valve. Hating Nintendo is a fanbase now. It's a symptom of the outrage culture epidemic. These people aren't hating Nintendo to protect their percieved brand, they are hating Nintendo because youtubers told them to, they wajt to feel accepted in a movement or group, and they're too immature to understand how unhealthy hate culture is.
>>728805283That record came entirely from the first two months. It's fallen off considerably since then, especially in the west.
>>728804703>30kNot watching your videos, Nintendjeet
>>728813283You made your bed now sleep in it
>>728813257>>728813368>>728813485You got raped, Eric.
>>728813485Oh I welcome it. I get an endless supply of derranged schizos to troll. Nintendo has never been a media darling in any capacity since Ive been alive, so nothing really changed anyway. You guy just got louder and bolder and more derranged.
>>728805179At least a dozen new massively popular exclusives that are $50 or under. Nintendo fuck this part up because they've been copy pasting the same 4 fucking games over and over for 30 years.
>>728804703
>>728814108So all Playstations are tranny dogs hit, got it.Define massively, as a number.
>>728812851You know that's not a Nintendo discount nor from their store, right?
>>728804703Why is it always brown people who make these threads? You can't afford a switch 2 can you lmao
>>728805179In its first six months Switch had Zelda BotW, Mario Odyssey, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Three of the best selling and most critically acclaimed games of all time.Switch 2 has open world mario kart, fursona donkey kong, and a lackluster metroid prime sequel that took so long to come out no one gives a shit.That's why people say Switch 2 has no games.
>>728804703FUCK YES!I'm so glad "that'll be $80!" Nintendo is getting fucked, stupid bitches
>>728813257 Still funny how people cry about “fetus products” while lining up for the yearly rebranded dual analog cancerboxes. At least Nintendo attempts something different-even if it flops, it’s got more soul than whatever grey plastic box you shill for.
>>728804703Switch 2 is only selling good in japan with the japanese only model.Outside its bombing left and right now that every tendies have his. The price for it in the west is to high for what the consoles power is.
>>728813257This thread is about Nintendo and not Valve
>>728805854Outrage farming
>>728814493>>728814494>>728814538Eric, sametrannying won't save you
>>728814768Im not eric. Im someone that did not buy the shit 2.Im happy with my switch1.
>>728814493>Three of the best selling and most critically acclaimed games of all time.Truth.
>>728804703>It sold gorillions>It sold nothingWhere do people even get these numbers?
>>728814839Eric, that cope flopped.
>>728814538>Switch 2 is only selling good in japan with the japanese only model.yep, and guess what the first thing to go will likely be when the RAMpocalypse comes for Nintendo's customers
>>728814902They take a single data point from a single week in some random country and run with it. Then when Nintendo releases factual quarterly sales data they make a 55 minute video about how ACKSHULLY it's just units shipped and not sold. Rinse and repeat for the next 8 years.
>>728814991Eric, that snoytranny cope flopped.
>>728814902People who come up with youtube titles can only think in binaries>LATEST GAME - FLOP OR MASTERPIECE?
>>728815107Well what a nightmare>>728815419And the mods that just repost bait
I'll just wait for the switch 2 lite, with an oled screen.
>>728814902
>>728815940I'll just wait for the Gabe Cube instead :)
>>728804703deenTRVKE>>728804820these threads are made by assblasted falseflagging nintendo adults. no one knew who this faggot was until you retards spammed his garbage all over the board, seething over stupid youtube thumbnails
>>728804703 Moviebob was ranting for days and days about this
>>728816313>the region where a fucking third of the Switch 1's sales have from is "irrelevant"
>>728805575Would be a good game if they were charging $30 for it.
Nintendo mindbroke this board
>>728816484According to vgshartz, Europe is 75 percent of the worldwide games market.Or do you doubt the holy vtroonshartz?
>>728816835What fucking schizobabble shit are you on about?
>>728804703>It will sell worse than the WII U>It will sell worse than the vita>It will sell worse than the GameCUBE>It will sell worse than the XBOX>It will sell worse than XBOX Series>It will sell worse than the N64>It will sell worse than the Genesis>It will sell worse than the XBOX ONE>It will sell worse than the SNES>It will sell worse than the NES>It will sell worse than the XBOX 360
>>728816484Anything VGshartz reports on is irrelevant information.
>>728816964I accept your trannyscession, EricYou can't belive the US matters while believing vtroonshartz
>>728817157And what does VGshartz have to do with Circana sales reports?
>>728810659>while the switch had deep ass discounts last since it was 7 years old.No? I don't recall it ever going on sale. The Switch Lite was cheaper but it was a gimped version without a dock.
>>728817241Yes.Eric, lying won't save your snoytranny ass
Eric mindbroke this board
>>728817234Probably nothing. Why?
>>728817378Eric,; you lost and got raped.
>>728817396Then why keep bringing up VGshartz?
>>728817378Are you eric or just a fanboy of balding fatherless losers?
>>728817463Because that's where youtubers get their sales data.
>>728817463Because it rapes you, Eric
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>728817586it sounds like you fucks are the only one giving these youtubers views via hatewatching
>>728804703So apparently nintendeen is gen z. Why does he sound like a fat balding dad who wears fedoras?
>>728817762I just dmca them after.
>>728817762That's nice dear.
>>728812851>Feels good being a fan of the best brandNobody talks like this. Why are you acting like a faggot?
>>728817910Meant for >>728816242
>>728817910Thanks for asking. I'm intentionally behaving a certain way to counter troll people like you. Hope this helps.
Looks like the nintendo... shitched...
>Looks like the nintendo... shitched...
>>728805453nigger. it's fucking xmas
>>728805663
>>728818049So you're autistically sperging out to "counter troll"? This is how you spend your free time?
>>728818629It would help if you were capable of articulating a relevant thought, but you are an NPC with aphantasia.
>>728818764Well what are you expecting? For him to play Switch 2 games?
>>728818764>So you're autistically sperging out to "counter troll"?Correct.>This is how you spend your free time?This isn't my free time. I'm logging hours at work right now and I do this to pass the time.
>>728818883kek
>>728804703>surpassed lifetime WiiU sales>selling worse than WiiU
>>728818883I've played over 100 hours on my Switch 2 I bought 4 weeks ago. You're on your freetime right now, and not playing any games on your PC because PC doesn't have any games. Hope this helps.
Why is this thread still here...?You guys do know that, no matter how much you shitpost, the switch 2 is still the fastest selling console of all time for the period it's been out for, right? Why are you all living in fantasy land?
>>728818764>>728818813>>728818883>>728818958Nice sametrannying, Eric the pedo
>>728819073And? The PS5 sold however million and it still has no fucking games. Same thing here.
>>728819073>I'm not a fuckup because I once scored four touchdowns in a high school football game
>>728819249>christmas sales are a fuckupDidn't you literally work in retail you ugly weirdo?
>>728819172and yet here you are, and not making that thread. curious. also, this thread is LITERALLY about switch 2 sales, so why are you changing the topic? So I ask again, why are you here?>>728819249wtf is this retarded mutt talking about? someone translate
>>728805854i dont even have a switch 2 but i hate seeing shit like this because i KNOW theyre lyingunironic slop content
>>728819408Sony initiated official Black Friday/Christmas sales for a system that's 5 years old. Retailers took a loss and gave Switch 2 bundles a discount without being prompted by Nintendo after less than half a year on the market. These things are actually different, believe it or not.
>>728819606Sony gave a 99 percent discount, so they are going bankrupt soon
>>728804703It's over
>>728819506>LEAVE MY THREAD ALONEYikes, not quite hitting your sub goals, huh? Relax deeno.
How did Eric win so hard? How does he do it?
new nintendo launch with no smash bros. zero killer apps.
>>728819697>>728819742>>728819752Nice sametrannying, Eric the pedo
>>728817676based tako
>>728819506>*shitting and crying*Get over yourself faggot.
>>728819606Let me guess, a youtuber told you that.
>>728804946Yes, NintenDeen is a known grifter
>>728819704i'm literally advocating for the death of this delusional slop thread >>728819073are you illiterate? you don't need to answer
>>728819863No, websites for retailers and Nintendo/Sony's stores told me that. You tool.
>>728805964>AnnouncedWhy not "released"?>MK World>DK Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Hyrule Warriors AoIPlus the port enchants etc.That's a lot of gaming already
>>728819742Are you actually eric or are you just a fanboy of retarded balding fatherless manlets?
>>728804703You weren't kidding when you said this nigga was gonna compare the switch 2 with the Wii U
>>728819946Sounds like you lost and got raped ;)
>>728819854>delusional faggot can't argueunsurprising. anyway i'm out, i suggest anyone who stays here kill themselves to make this board better
>>728819946So a youtuber told you that. Got it.
>>728807129Tendies will do any amount of mental gymnastics to defend their friends. Like they celebrated $30 day one disc locked content for Metroid just a week or two ago.
>>728820028Buh-bye sweetie
>>728818883GOTTEM
>>728820061Must really hurt your feelings, huh? Does this get in the way of some sort of agenda or obsession you have or something?
>>728818883LmaoThe faggot’s seething response was the cherry on top.
>>728820791Eric, sametrannying won't save you
>>728804703Switch 2 is an excellent gaming tablet with the best portable device catalogue of games (i.e. the Switch 1's back catalogue) that it plays flawlessly.
>>728810080>this holiday season
>>728804946Problem is the wiiu sold 102 million gamesThe switch 2 only sold 20 million gamesYou can trick stupid consoomers into buying shitty hardware.But you can't trick them into buying games that don't exist.
>>728819742Eric I kneel
>>728824153>>728824086Eric, sametrannying and lying won't save you.
>>728824213>>728824153>>728824086>>728824216Nice sametrannying, Eric the pedophile
>>728824256>>728824315Oh the irony
>>728824216>>728824256>>728824315>accuses other people of samefagging>clearly one AI posted thisNevermind, I'm leaving this thread, you guys are fucking retarded at the highest level and nothing short of execution will fix you or what is wrong with society.
>>728824086Where are the numbers of US units sold in november?
>>728814902>PicIs that Chicken?
Okay, its the fastest selling, how does that benefit you? Because I don't get the impression nintendo fans are loving their new releases. Donkey konk and kirby might be the only exceptions and even then neither are as big a deal as 3D Mario, Smash etc. I think they camp out in fanitsu threads so much because they think sales are a new game to play
>>728824392>>728824409>>728824974Nice sametrannying, Eric. You lost and got raped.
>>728804703They shouldn't have called it the Switch 2. It's clearly just the Pro renamed to spite the leaker. Calling it the 2 with no proper launch titles and leaning so heavily on upgrades (something the pro was supposed to do) leaves people feeling unfulfilled.
>>728825101Your trolling is low effort
>>728825101Sheep. Hope you get another shitty botw clone.
>>728825165*paywalled upgrades at thatmassive lack of value with the console right now
I bought switch 2 and enjoy itAMA
>>728807901>gotta love to see itWay to butcher a saying. You lack cortical folds.
>>728825298Why didn't you just pirate the games you wanted to play on your pc.
>>728825338No emulator, now nor in the next several years.Very based.
>>728805453the switch 2 was overpriced anyways because they used america's chimpout to price gouge everyone. it is not fucking worth msrp
>>728825338I pirate games on my PC and play nintendo exclusives on switch 2I have a PS5 for ps5 exclusives too
>>728825454So it's purely a lack of patience thing.Is anything on the horizon for the switch 2 that you find interesting enough to merit buying a switch 2.>>728825474You spend a lot of money, how much do you have invested or saved?
>>728825458Price gouging only applies to essentials. This is a discretionary purchase. It's selling well, so it's priced appropriately.
>>728825592I only care for patience when I'm thinking of compounding interest. When it comes to purchases, I buy when I want to.I enjoy Nintendo games - they're fun. Also, I'm looking forward to more DK - he's great.
>>728825165>>728825201>>728825206>>728825338>>728825592Nice sametrannying
>>728804703You think Nintendo would have predicted this
>>728825846The lies?
>>728805179A handful of them at least. Can you jonestly tell me if i bought kirby air roders, the only game im personally remotely interesting in, it would be worth essentially 400$.
>>728825592>You spend a lot of money, how much do you have invested or saved?It's not even close to a lotAround 2mil in SPY, 400k in crypto plus I'm a landlordVideo games is an extremely cheap hobby. I spend far more on watches. Even a membership in a good gym and supplements cost more kek
>>728825798Based
>>728825798>this dumb nigger actually thinks only one person doesn't like nintendoWherever you hang out should be hit with white phosphorous
>>728825458can't play roblox. You think I'm joking but thats basically what kids play. roblox and fortnite.
>>728825960Nice good job anon. You earned those consoles then, enjoy that switch 2.
>>728825846The nonstop NDS melties? no
>>728825960Not vidya, but what investment has given you the greatest return? I'm guessing real estate.
>>728825592>having 2 consoles>a lot of money
>>728819950>Why not "released"?because those games are trash, think anon, think.
>>728825960Based Nintenbro. Who's your broker?
>>728826230Jimmy rustler.
>>728826175There's only 1 reason to buy 2 consoles and have no money left over and it's because you're poor trash.I don't have a switch 2 but I have 40k in the bank and 10k in metals, and I add to that by not buying dumb garbage like a switch 2 when I have a perfectly functional 4090 that can play every switch 1 game at 4k 120hz on my 4k 120hz monitor.SPY Anon there is already at the point where a switch 2 plus all 3 games that'll come out for it is worth less than the interest he's generating in a year.
You know, despite the switch 2 being the best selling portable game console in history I have never seen someone in public playing one. It's not like back in the day where kids would play their ds out in public. I'm pretty sure no one actually plays modern game consoles anymore. The sales are entirely being driven by fomo brained credit card addicts.
>>728826135If you go by % it's crypto but it's risky so I didn't invest muchIf by $ certainly SPY. And it's the easiest thing to do, just throw a third or so of your salary monthly and don't think about it>>728826051My 5y old kid actually only plays Switch 2 with occasional Astrobot, Lego Games on PS5.Switch 2 is perfect for kids because almost every game has local co-op, we love playing Air Riders together and completed Bananza in 2p mode
>>728825984>>728826347>>728826380Eric, sametrannying won't save you
>>728826347>I have 40k in the bankngmi mode. Learn how to invest kiddo.
>>728826510Please shut up.You are sameflagging.
>>728826510This is why you're the most hated subculture in gaming.
help eric is raping me
>>728826380Your Switch is more liable to getting stolen or breaking than your phone or a DS
>>728804820>don't post youtube video and post sales numbers instead>SOURCE!>Post a link to "gamenews.com">you just greentext "gamenews.com" implying it is a bad source instead of engaging in any meaningful conversation>post the same sales figures, from nintendo themselves>you don't respond or enter the threadThis is the shitty culture you caused. Posting the yotuube thumbnails gets discussion so you can fuck off.
>>728826481Oh, surprising. Guess I'll hop back into VOO soon (after consulting my magic orb).
>>728826551I fear investment, and the worst part is my stock picks are insane. When covid hit my first instinct was buy nvidia stock, I told everyone, 2 people pulled the trigger and made bank, then sold it all to buy random meme coins like fucking idiots and lost it all.If I put my 20k at the time in I would have made a quarter million dollars to now.But I just fear the market.Invest in Rheinmetall
>>728826567>>728826579>>728826591>>728826701Nice sametrannying, eric
>>728826770ngmi
>>728826770If you're that paranoid, just park most of it in a HYSA. The mental frying involved with speculation is not worth it, imo.We need a Wario-based banking game.
>>728826380It's not actually a portable console it's too heavy/large and at low power mode it performs like shit.The psp was arguably the biggest you can make a "portable" console
>>728826960Eric, that snoytranny cope failed.
>>728826749Not that anon, but it shouldn't be too surprising. There is TONS of evidence that even 90% of professional brokers can't outperform SPY (aka the S&P 500). Even if the daytraders get lucky buying and selling on trends and outperform S&P 500 by 5%, they probably lose that advantage to short term capital gains taxes. And in this scenario you probably have to spend your whole life watching stock tickers and doing research on companies you don't care about. It's not worth an extra few % points of growth. Like he said, almost everyone in the country should just be throwing free money into VOO and forgetting about it. Anyone else telling you to deviate far from that advice is misleading you.
>>728826927I do and I have it wrapped in TFSA which is Canadian jewery that limits how much I have to pay in taxes.But still it's a measly 40k, the metals are in case the world economy goes to shit and money becomes worthless but they've gained good value this year because trump is retarded.But if I just jumped on the things I KNOW are going to explode it'd be a different story, and sometimes it's just so obvious.
>>728827038Agreed.
>>728827014You're like that shitty reddit meme image of the fat tranny hanging himself while angry
>>72880517917
>>728827267Keep it up, the thread needs bumps, ttt
>>728804703Buy an ad, Nintenfag.
>>728827309>>728827324You lost and got raped;;, Eric ;)
>>728827691Based>>728827014Based>>728826825Based>>728826510Based>>728825798BasedDoing God's work, anon
>>728804703What is everyone going on about? The switch 2 beat Switch 1's November in 2017 and that system became the best selling in history in a better economy too. Also PS4 outsold switch 1 during November aswell. Everyone cant be this retarded.
>>728804703I'm not paying $500 for a fucking Mario Machine. Get fucked, Nintendo.
>>728804703Maybe don't name it Switch 2(TWO!)
>>728828228>>728828247You lost and got raped;;; Eric
eric buttfucked me in my sleep
>Switch 2 flopping>now there's a RAM shortageDo you think Nintendo will backport some Switch 2 games to Switch 1/extend Switch 1's support? The Switch 1 has an established install base of 155 million users unlike the Switch 2
>>728828940>>728828746Eric, sametrannying and lying won't save you.Switch 2 is a massive success, no matter what you cope
eric raped and kidnapped my sonGIMME BACK MY SON!
>>728804703>The primary franchises are beyond boiled down into basic formulae now, DK was the most standout addition but that's mostly following the Mario Odyssey model>Nintendo is at its most anti-consumer, stymying the industry itself with the practice of excessive mechanic copyrights that others will surely start following, and never passing up an opportunity to let fans know there is a red line in the kinds of content they can create in their image>The Switch already was kinda niche, portable but not handheld is an unideal middleground and it'll always suffer in quality somewhere compared to a dedicated home console
>>728829094>>728829063Eric, sametrannying won't save you.Neither will lies.
>>728828940I hope so.Crash Bandicoot in the next Smash Bros is my main condition to buy a Switch 2. No Crash, no buy.
>>728818883I saw a Nintendo content creator saying that his videos aren't getting the views they used to right now because Nintendo's output since the Switch 2 is missing a flagship release and that the hate videos other creators are doing are getting more views than his more positive videos. It seems like the meta is going to be shitting on Nintendo until they release a new Mario or Zelda that they can milk for content and then talk about how Nintendo is "back".
>>728804703its over...
>>728831467Nice page 10 bump, Eric the pedophile
>>728804703Of I ignore the facts and evidence I can say whatever the fuck I want
>>728831736HE STILL HAS MY SON!
>>728829459Why are people so easily swayed? How sad.
>>728804703They only made this because of totk leaking 3 weeks earlier on emulator
>>728814493It's this. You need a big name launch title. I don't even count Mario Kart 8, even though it sold like crazy, that's just because it's the mario kart for the new Nintendo console they already decided to buy. Mario and Zelda launched the Switch.DK is great but not on the same level, Bonanza is good but not Odyssey good, and it wasn't even a launch title.Pic related, MFW on launch day. And I figured 'OK, maybe they just don't want to repeat Switch supply issues so they'll sacrifice some hype and get consoles on the market before a big holiday season push with several A-tier franchise games leading the charge like last time. Didn't happen, we got a couple of B-listers and a general lack of notable games.And I really wanted to like the damn thing, my old switch is falling apart.
>>728831875>>728833026>>728832821You lost and got raped, sametrannying won't save you
>>728832679Because they go in looking for validation on why they shouldn't spend $450.
>>728833026DK is way better than Odyssey since it's less repetitive. Odyssey has way too many dogshit moons
