You like me? But I'm so old!
>>728826901why couldn't i have had a teacher like her touch me inappropriately
>>728826901I know you're a 28 year old hag (extremely old, basically middle aged, practically a grandma) but I don't care! I'm cool like that! Even if everyone else doesn't want you because you're insanely old I'll protect you and let you be my girlfriend!
>>728826901That neck looks absolutely disgusting. If you were to erase her head and hair it would look completely ridiculous.
>>728826901You still have workable eggs in your ovaries, and that all that matters
Kawakami had the best perks, allowing you to go to the Metaverse but still do something in the evening
>>728827798She canonically makes better curry the Soijiro
>>728826901how old?
>>72882814530ish
>>728826901Is this the hag thread?
>>728826901I'm a P5 guy going into P4 and I'm loving P4 but I fucking hate that I can't canonically fuck the women in P4 even though the scenarios are perfect. Yu as a homework with the mom and getting raped(consensual) by the nurse made me diamonds and it pisses me off that I can't have that(there's no good doujins for them either)
>>728832404Meant to type home wrecker my b
>>728832404Unfortunately Mark's desire was not fulfilled until Joker.
I just dont see how P6 can top this line up.Perfect balance with youthful and hag.We will be lucky if MC can even even remain an straight man.
>>728827524Hags should be kept pregnant until menopause
>>728827524>not for long nowShe's going to abort?
>>728834456that's vore
>>728834556It's not, though I see how it could be interpreted that way. You don't see lines down the stomach very often in vore, that's mainly a preg thing
>>728831954It could be.
>>728836329why is a voluptuous granny so hot bros?
>>728826901Bitch, you're younger than me
>>728827798>allowing you to go to the Metaverse but still do something in the eveningThat is pretty useless unless you're a legit shitter who needs multiple days to clear a palace
>>728836739>tfw all the "hags" in games are almost half your age
>>728836329>generic anime girl... but with big tits>I LOVE LE HAGSThis is why everyone hates weebs.
>>728837263I love le hags because I bang your mom
>>728836329I like the way you think
>>728837263The woman in the picture is legit a grandma, and only looks like that when she uses her superpowers. Think Genkai from Yuyu Hakusho, if her tits were bigger than her head.https://taimanin.fandom.com/wiki/Inage_Natsu
>>728826901bitch you're like 22 wdym old?i'm like twice your agenow get back to sucking
>>728838790Genkai can still get it, she was always my number 1 gilf since I was a kid.
>>728838790I know some people might say this means i'm not a true gilf enjoyer, but I like it when they still look relatively youthful/fertile. It's that contradiction that makes them so hot
>>728837263>I LOVE HAGS LOOK AT ME LADIES IM GRASS-EATING SAFE MALE I FUCKING HATE HOT YOUNG WOMEN AND WANT OLDER ONES!! PLEASE UPVOTE AND GO OUT WITH ME!!This is why everyone hates non-weebs.
I won't lie, I hate when women say this shit to me. Like bitch, you are 50-60 be glad someone wants your dried out ancient pussy.
It's a shame that most of unmarried 30s irl are so jaded and good only as a cumdump. Girls peak at 13yo.
>>728826901>still fertileall good to me
>>728842746>wanting disabled kids with downs syndromejust because she still can have them doesn't mean she should, the accumulated dna damage to her eggs at that age would result in a freak if it even survives and not stillborn
>>728843720The chance of birth defects goes from 1% to 2% when women are about 35.
>>728843720She's late 20s not in her 40s.
>>728843720Imagine thinking your sperm has shitty odds. Must be a confidence issue.
>>728834223For me, it's>Nijima-chan>Takemi-san>Kawakami-sama>Takamaki-chan>Sakura-chan>Yoshizawa-chan>Togo-chan>Mifune>Ohya-chan>Okumura-piggu
>>728836924I play with gelbooru open, not gamefaqs.
>>728844008that's a lie>>728844174sperm has nothing to do with it, sperm is made anew every day so they're fresh cells with no damage, eggs are the same since birth