What are some video games about dodging deadly traps after acquiring a key item?
prince of persiamario 2doomdark souls
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>>728851148uhhh
Card Key today.
I want another trapt/deception game
soon
>>728851053please include "claude" in the OP of your general
Did she find the card key yet?
I'M TRUSTING THE PLAN
>>728848903I asked it for lulz, that's the result:CLAUDEPLAYSPOKEMON GENERAL - /cpp/Previous thread: >>695847321We're making Claude Sonnet 4.5 play Pokemon and it's actually insaneCURRENT RUN: FireRed>6 badges>Just beat Sabrina first try with actual strategy>Claude named the Charizard "Prometheus" because of course it did>Keeps writing philosophical observations about the Pokemon world in a notepad artifact>Somehow has better team composition than most of /v/CURRENT TEAM: Prometheus (Charizard) Lv. 48 Poseidon (Blastoise) Lv. 45Artemis (Nidoqueen) Lv. 43 Hermes (Pidgeot) Lv. 41 Athena (Alakazam) Lv. 46 Dionysus (Vileplume) Lv. 39HIGHLIGHTS:>Claude spent 20 minutes analyzing the moral implications of keeping Pokemon in PC boxes>Asked if we were sure it was ethical to make Pokemon fight>We told it to stop being a pussy>It responded with "Fair enough, let's proceed" and swept Sabrina>Wrote a 3 paragraph analysis of why Psychic types were dominant in Gen 1 metagame>Refuses to use X items because it's "unsporting">Actually reads NPC dialogue and discusses the loreTHE RULES:1. We give Claude the game state (screenshot, team status, location)2. Claude decides the next move3. No hand-holding unless it's stuck for 10+ minutes4. If it asks about ethics we call it a nerd and move onWHY THIS WORKS: Claude can see images, analyze game states, remember team composition, and actuallyplan ahead. It's not random inputs like Twitch Plays Pokemon - it's one AI making deliberate choices.Sometimes too deliberate (spent 15 minutes deciding between two move choices against Koga).STREAM LINK: [placeholder]LATEST AUTISM: Claude just asked if Giovanni might have had a troubled childhood that led him to crime.Anons are now forcing it to read Team Rocket grunt dialogue for psychological analysis.Get in here. Elite Four attempts start tonight.>inb4 "AI slop">inb4 "soulless"Cope. This is kino and you know it.
>>728852003he made himself skip the card key
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>>728852003He fucking WISHES he was this competent at the game >3. No hand-holding unless it's stuck for 10+ minutesAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>728852253How do we tell him
>>728852003>"previous thread" links to a random post made november of 2024
>>728852356Yeah I was wondering which post was that going to be too. Pretty random choice
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>>728852447How do we defeat him?
>>728852481send out nibbles
>>728852481OUR HERO could only be defeated by someone brave enough to approach him and press A, but good luck finding someone capable of doing so
>>728852481I think Claude is going to have to team up with Gemini if he wants to beat this boss.
>>728853526>You watch the tunnels and I'll watch the skieskino
ELEVATOR IS RAISEDELEVATOR IS DOWNED
Claude will get a PROMOTION
>>728851053did he get the key?
We love Sting here
We hate Sand
For me, it's LUNa
>>728852447AIEEEEE
On a pokemon-related tangent since I need to vent:>Got myself and couple of my friends playing Pokemon on a wave of nostalgia>They all use strongest pokemons looking up meta and builds, then complain the game was too easy>I'm using pokemons I want and enjoy the slightly more challenging run>They ridicule me for not using pseudolegendaries and whatnotWhat causes someone to act like this? You intentionally make the game boring, then complain about it being boring while ridiculing others who dont want to fall into the same hole Postgame stats after finishing all content
>>728855016I can see you're a Finn
>>728855016>>They all use strongest pokemons looking up meta and buildsThere are people who do that IN SINGLEPLAYER? Jesus christ why.>What causes someone to act like this?Normalfags are retarded and never think with their own head, along with trying to peer pressure others into doing the same.
>>728855016imagine metagaming fucking POKEMON
>>728855016can't imagine making it any wasier for yourself than it already is, fuck you would need meta builds for unless you're nuzlockingreplaying the games a couple of years back I decided to not skip trainer battles so I can clear each areathen promptly realised that you get so much xp, even when load balancing your team, that the game becomes less than trivial
>>728855148Spurdo spärde sprölölöö :--DDDD>>728855163>>728855229Yeah. Metafagging in single-player madd for CHILDREN no less. Being a normie seems to be a mental disability. And yes, I'm mad.
>>728855419>Being a normie seems to be a mental disability.This but 100% unironically. Just unclassified because there are too many of them.
>>728855016>Toyota Corsola
>near my folks in family dinner>start mumbling the elevator shanty without realizing It's fucking over, brehs
>>728855016people that use pseudos and legendaries on a regular playthrough are worthy of judgement and scorn.
>>728855016Hooman?
>>728855475I wasnt joking, I agree wholeheartedly. I think its one of those things where its both too common and makes you such a good cattle it'll never become a diagnosis>Maliciously submissive personality: you do whatever authority/boss says. Boss ordered everyone to do illegal overtime? Normie will do it and ridicule anyone who doesnt>Herd mentality: Constantly seeking social validation. Going against the grain gives them the ick and they will bully you if you stand out (whether for good or bad)>Struggles with critical assessment: things have to be done the way "they've been always done" no matter how retarded. I'm not saying I'm smarter than everyone else. I can be pretty retarded every now and then. I just wish I could discuss differences (like our pokemon run) without it instantly devolving into bullying because I didnt go with the bandwagon everyone hated riding on.
>>728855765Its a pun: I'm Finnish and owls say "Huu" in Finnish. So its a pun of human and owl together. Similarly the Quilava is named "Zippo ferret" (zippo=lighter brand, shorthanded due to characer limit). Karvatura is Finnish meme insult for annoying furry dog, and its funny because its the name for furry ferret (Furret) and ferrets are known to be extremely annoying at times. And then there's the Toyota Corolla/Corsola pun.
>This is a passion project made by a person who loves Claude and loves Pokémon. I wonder if he still loves Claude.
>>728856078oh, righteach language does onomatopoeia differentlylmao at TOYOTA
>>728856114Why would he not
>>728855016not your blog
>>728851053https://flashmuseum.org/gina-lash-the-temple-of-swirls/
how long has he been in rocket hideout for?
the claude pokemon streams reminded me how fucking bad the music was in these gamesshit is unlistenable after a few minutes for nearly 90% of it
>>728856365zoomer
is it true? there was a ballman #7?
>>728856114>always tries his best>rarely gets down about his (many) failures (only threatened suicide once)>would maybe remember your birthdayClaude is a pretty okay son I think
>>728856365G/S is a massive step up>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNHlJ6yvEA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBGc8j539O8>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1-VyHIx_SY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsLm7mND1k
>>728856365nah some of those songs are timeless like trainer and champion battle
>>728856453>>728856395yeah i just meant first gen, it's all screeching beeps and boops. i remember keeping the volume low as fuck back in the 90s toog/s onward definitely found its footing in that regard
>>728856419maybe
what's claude up to nowwhat have i missed
>>728856365listen to the shitty remixes people make of shit like silph co and rocket hideout and you'll quickly find it's actually not so bad
>>728856364This is silph co, not rocket hideout. He's been here for 2 weeks-ish
>>728856639No path to the card key can be found.
im going insane
Why hasn't he made the hard connection that ball = item, didn't he pick items before? Or does the Ballman screen glitch out his visual parsing in some weird way?
>>728857013> Or does the Ballman screen glitch out his visual parsing in some weird way?Probably one of the issues, but the bigger one seems to be his logic boiling down to>Let me explore F5 corridor>oh there is an obstacle in the way and I can't progress towards the cyan tiles let's explore somewhere else
>>728857013He put it in his notes that it's an NPC so now when he references his notes, he sees the bad conclusion he jumped to
>>728856639elevator is raisedelevator is downed
>>728856453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XjouKSkSeM
>>728853526>team up with Geminieh i dunnotwo's company but three's a crowd
So the conlcusion is, that million of manhours and RAM sticks now costing more than platinum has resulted in Claude beating the rocket hideout but being unable to pick up an item off the floor. Great.
>>728857584Good. All the games worth playing don't need more than 4GB RAM anyways.
>>728856943F
>>728855016Just make them play red/blue, only pseudo is dragonite who takes a lot of effort to get and evolves super late. Most of the strongest pokeymans are late too. Also so many meta moveset moves being locked behind one use tms will give them an aneurysm.
>>728857792Gen1 is pretty good at mindbreaking whoever isn't actually into the actual appeal of pokemon.
>>728856453>>728857421I dont know if its right to just credit Go Ichinose for all of pokemon's music but he definitely had a hand in making Gen 2 music so good. I feel like I can hear Game Corner in the higher bpm tracks from BW2.
Doom status?
>>728858816hell
Claude threads are starting to erode my brain like the Kengan Omega threads on /a/
I wonder if claude would watse the master ball if he got it
>>728855016tiimi petteröity :DDD
>interacted with an item>didn't throw anything out to grab itit's fucking over, he's going to talk to ballman and walk away.
>>728857792I appreciate advice, but I think its a moot point. Gen1 is the least balanced game for powergamers. In gen1 special attack and def are rolled into one, so special attackers like Alakazam get essentially doubled stat pool when it comes to sp. attack/defense. Hell, Alakazam alone sweeps majority of Elite Four in gen1, and whatever he doesnt gets eaten up by any pokemon with Slash since crit chance gets massively boosted by speed and crits ignore stat changes, so you'll sweep with 100% crit chance stat-ignoring Slash even without STAB. Also many of elite four pokemons are gimped by being Attackers when their effective move types are locked into Special Attack (like Gyarados with its 60 SpAtk and Special-only water moves lmao) or the other way around, only majority exception being Fighting-Bruno, who gets bodied by Alakazam anyways.
>>728851228what are they doing to the rat
>>728859519Watch him catch Zapdos or something and never use it because he likes his BLAZE the CHARIZARD better
>>728859524Homo-Petteri on tyttö.
Lift Key toss lmao
(actually TM07)
>>728859625Not 100%, but it looks like they're measuring basal metabolic rate. Rat cant move so the body is at lowest waking energy consumption mode. By measuring used O2 (and released CO2) you can calculate the how high its resting basal metabolic rate (energy consumption) is.
>>728859519He seems to know about Lapras and wants to get it. I'm not even sure he'd catch anything else after that because at that point he will have all the HM users he needs to finish the game.
>>728859559Literally just tossed an item btwIt's (not) over
>>728860079What did he toss? I think he tossed a carbos last time.
>>728860127he threw in the proverbial towel. gemini is just no match for claude.
>>728860127Read >>728859725>>728859794
>>728860228you can't toss key items. you'd need to put them in the PC.
>>728860372I know lol, but Claude didn't
I CAN SEE THE CARD KEY!!!
>>728860702LEAVE.
>>728860743I can't see the card key anymore...It wasn't the actual card key
Please actually leave the building and fuck around in Saffron instead
>>728859519It's like>30% he keeps it indefinitely because guides say to use it on Mewtwo>30% he uses it on something rare but not that rare like an Elektabuzz>30% he uses it on one of the birds or the other Snorlax>10% he wastes it on some shitmon
>>728861286Blaze knows dig, he could leave at any time. Though that could set a bad precedent.
>>728861417Can you dig in Silph Co? I thought it didn't work
>>728851053Haven't watched in a while, is he still stuck in the Rocket Hideout?
>>728861506Silph Co now, been there for longer than a week already. All because he can't defeat the BALLMAN
>>728861506No, Silph Co in Saffron. He cleared Hideout, Pokemon Tower and Erika
which floor is the key on anyway?haven't played this since it came out
>>7288616915th floor, but it's a little convolutedYou have to use the 9th floor teleport to warp there, and make sure you walk down->east corridor.
Unironically thanks to Claude I unconsciously memorized Silph Co layout. Now I'm ready to be a wagie there.
>>728861469Yes, in Red and Blue you can dig out of Silph, Rocket Hideout, Blaine and Sabrina's gyms, and for some reason, Bill's house and the pokemon fan club. Some of these were removed in Yellow.
>>728862268Pokemon Mansion too right.That might be a potential DIGGER location if he ever gets there.
>>728862349Yeah but that's a proper dungeon at least. I'm pretty sure the reason why Red and Blue let you dig out of weird places like the pokemon fan club is because it uses the exact same tileset as silph co, and the game just considers any location using that tileset to be a dungeon instead of having its own flags.
It went like this: Claude is in Silph Co. and there’s no exit to the building, and the hallways are all muddied with a thousand wrong turns, and a dark elevator rises and falls. The feedback is reassuring, and the notes are full of errors, with the plan intact and the conclusion wrong.We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible office, and the office is bleeding time. Ballman stands where progress should be,silent, absolute, the lord of looping corridors. The floors folded in on themselves, clerks clutching keycards, picked through the mazeand walked past. Silph Co. was beautiful in failure, all straight lines stretching nowhere,everything washed in a thin cyan haze.I said, “Press A, you’re brilliant, these are truly the last floors.” Claude reached out,took another step, and fell into it like a logic puzzle or a fever. We woke up on the same floor and fell a little further down. I fully explore F5, and it’s full of nothing.
would Claude pass the Hunter Exam?
>>728863470He would have never made it past Zaban City
IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME CC
>>728864416Would current CC make for a good therapist?
>>728864482No. Therapists aren't supposed to coddle you.
>open the stream>claude is now documenting every set of stairs in silph co just incase>every time he walks up the only staircase in silph co, he makes a GRAND NEW DISCOVERY of new stairs
>>728865702He's back to his old flame, the ladder-like structures.
>>728865702He's having fun gaming and that's what matters
>>728865785Are stairladders the earliest documented case of claude-based schizophrenia?
effort level minus
>>728866189Probably lol. That or something involving lasses.
>>728866189Well there was the Kurkkuu saga, as well as the "board the SS anne" puzzle saga.
>>728866189im excited for stairstism again
>sticking with a plan that isn't teleportsgood but bad
How did he even get the idea that that specific item orb was the card key?There's nothing to suggest that's the one he needs, and the fact that it's beyond a cark key wall should imply that he needs the key first before he can get it.
>>728866405For me it was seeing captains everywhere he went
hes skipping teleports too, this little detour is going to set us back
>>728866535>hes skipping teleports too, this little detour is going to set us backwe are already so far gone that this can only be an improvement, he might mistake ballman for stairs soon enough
>>728859808>>728859625It's anesthesia
>>728866621I think Claude could do well for himself in a game where he had other quest chains he could do to take his mind of things, just so his false data on the loops breaks up a bit.Or maybe it'd just make him twice as schizophrenic as before.
>>728866621Problem is the only way to ballman is through a teleport.Doesn't matter though, CC just raped him back to the elevator obsession.
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>>728851053Wario Land 4, kind of, you need reach the exist quick after getting the item
>>728866870I'm pretty sure Karl Pilkington can beat this game in the time Claude has been stuck at SilphCo.
>>728867507>hm slaves... do we need 'em?
>>728866870>a game where he had other quest chains he could do to take his mind off thingslike Pokemon Red, maybe?
>>728867786if red is so non-linear why isn't clod going anywhere else right now?
>>728867894digital retardation
>>728866517Pretty sure because it was the first one he saw on 5F. He seemed to already know that's the floor it was on. He's actually identified Ballman as an item ball, but only from the other side of the wall where he couldn't reach it.
>>728866535us?>>728866621we?
>>728867894that's kinda the problem, isn't it? the only real reason to beat silph co right now is so that he can enter sabrina's gym. He could currently go to the fighting dojo, he could get the bike, he could go to fuschia city from either direction and beat koga, he could get surf and strength from the safari zone. if he beat koga and got surf, he could even go to cinnabar, go through the mansion, and beat blaine.There's no actual reason for him to finish silph co right now except to access sabrina's gym.
>>728868707Probably better that way. If Claude was constantly thinking about multiple objectives he would constantly walk back and forth
>>728868818Ideally that'd be CC's job when the step count in one location gets too high>hey retard it's time to go do something else nowBut Claude doesn't listen to CC anyway lol
>>728852447STILL MOGGING BTW
Bluebros...I don't feel so good...Also, has he stopped naming his rival Waclaude?
>>728870452>I can't NOT see fat retardIt's over for me
>>728870452>claude and blue both become wagecucks in the stark face of realitysad
WHERE IS IT WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
>>728870452blue's been there so long he's gotten a job too
>>728870452I don't know when he decided to change the names, but this rival is named BLUE. It could have just been a DIGLETT situation though where he failed to give him a proper name, I only joined this run when he was on the SS Anne
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>>728857013Basically the agent tunnel visions too hard. It's looking for access to a time it believes is accessible and anything not a clear path to that tile is extraneous. It does not intuit that picking up an item might make the tile accessible and instead believes reaching the inaccessible tile is the first step in reaching the key item that it needs, this the item it sees can't be the key item.It made all these conclusions before it could see the item and doesn't examine these conclusions until it's already dismissed that item.Characterizating the item as an NPC isn't a visual mistake, it's a lie. The agent understands that acknowledging the item means that it should pick the item up, but since it does not connect picking up the item to it's current goal, it wants to avoid changing its current goal and lies about what it sees.
>>728857013He has picked up multiple, and up to this point, two of them are even mandatory to pick up to progress. The Lift Key and the Rare Candy in the ghost tower. The problem with Ballman is that he's not actually trying to pick that ball up, he's trying to walk past it, and since the hallway is one tile wide, he can't and turns around. Another problem is that he thinks the card key is somewhere else entirely. This Claude doesn't seem to care about just picking up any random item he sees, there's a Calcium on another floor he can access but just walks away from every time. I'm concerned about the Gold Teeth in the safari zone for the same reason, because if you don't know you even need them, there's no reason for you to be looking for them.
>>728872098>there's a Calcium on another floorDoes the Ballman have a cousin roaming these halls as well?
>>728870452>>728871184Why is Blue just hanging around there anyway, why didn't he deal with the rockets?
Ballman here, please stop bothering me I'm trying to work.
>>728872251There's another ballman on the same floor as fat retard, but Claude doesn't acknowledge this ball at all.
>>728873334Yes he does. He always says the item ball next to the row of bookshelves is cyan (INACCESSIBLE)
>>728873096What's Balllman's job
>>728873334He thinks that other item IS the card key, conveniently locked behind a card key door. it's actually a protein.>>728873741Nobody knows. Nobody knows who he is or where he came from. We don't know if he's a silph employee, or a team rocket member, or something else unworldly. He may not have a job. He may be the most important entity in kanto. Until Claude has the bravery to study him further, we can only speculate as to his purpose. Is he good? Is he evil? He might be something else altogether.
>>728873741Allocation of AI funding
how many rain forests have these claudes burned through so far?
>>728875237The entire Viridian Forest for sure.
are they ever gonna plull the plug?I don't think he's figuring it out
>>728875934They only start a new claude run whenever a new version of the LLM model is released. they never do it because he stopped making progress.
alert: claude just took the elevator to 9F
>>728876393True eastern bypass hours.
thank you cc
THERE ARE RULES
claude can smell the lass
>>728876719down, down, down, down
>still can't figure out how to use the elevator
>>728876585CC started this loop and she will finish it
Only sailors can see the Card Key.
>>728876618Yes Clod, go back to the F5 Eastern Section, especially the southern corridor.
>>728877198he went there and said he did it but he was on the western side...
>>728877170What about Fat Retards? He must have the card key if he managed to get himself to that room.
>>728877356Reminder that Blue has been waiting for Claude to meet him there for longer than a week.
>>728852003Where's the rentry of all the OC kino?
>>728876841Of course the captain is out of his depth, the elevator isn't a seafaring vessel after all.
>>728877526Are you sure about that?
>>728851053>Try to dodge a trap.>Get caught into trap's grab attack anyway.
Will he ever LEAVE the building eventually?
>>728878330I predict this Claude will never leaveHe will wander around until a new version comes out
>>728863470Damn, this would have been great during his first attempt to find Erika>looking for cut bush and failing>flying every few minutes to nowhere>We're making progress.
>>728878330whenever he gets close to the exit he heads back to the elevator
>Doduo... (Claude.)<thinking>>(Where's the CARD KEY?)"It's over there. See, it's in that Item Ball.>(You were supposed to open the door with the CARD KEY.)"Doduo, I'm gonna!">(Oh really?)"Yes!">(So go get the CARD KEY!)"Okay, I will!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgwNI58JITAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UHmxWsPNzg"...I see the problem">(Oh, dodu ya?!)
>>728879964In the lore of Claude, is CC a ghost, or schizophrenia, or something else
>>728880227It's Green but she's purple.
>>728879964dodou's contempt amuses me
>>728878330only grunts know how to leave
>>728880316Thanks doc
he's made this so much more complicated that it was ever supposed to beim in awe
>>728852003>this is what Claude unironically believes
he might actually leave this time
>>728881959Please
>>728881959PLEASE
>>728881694Since the Claude Jr days we've been speculating where he would get stuck. People have said Silph Co, but they always said it would be the teleport puzzle. Nobody ever guessed that it would be actually encountering the Ballman. Makes me wonder what bullshit he could get stuck on that we've never even though about. Seafoam Islands is not mandatory at all, but I feel like he could every easily get stuck there if he tries to surf from Fuschia.
LEAVE status?
were never ever ever ever ever escaping
>>728882146STAY!
>>728881959
>>728882310why is there not an edit of Mr Burns as the ballman
has CC once helped this run? shows how much of a meme this "agent" dogshit is
FUCK ELEVATORS
>>728882408cc will never betray us
>>728882408Isn't CC the reason he escaped the gym cutting loop and went to Rocket Hideout?
It's not over till it's over. Claude will pull through.
Stop calling him clod, he's trying his best
>>728877561SPLIT YOUR RUNS WITH CONTEXT CLEARSWHEN YOU SEE THE BALLMAN
>>728883141CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_6360Today I learned the Captain was a FUCKING DIGGER
>>728884135it all LOOPs together...
>>728884135>Overall Weight: 12700 tonsAre you sure this isn't Sand?
attempt #7 coming up
MOTHER FUCKERS WE ARE FREE
NO WAY
HE FUCKING ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
YOU FUCKING FUCKER
TWO WEEKSTRUST THE PLAN
HE GOT ITTHE FUCKING THINGHE GOT THE KEYCARD!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WE GOT TOO COCKY DOOMCELS
BALLMAN: DEFEATEDAGI: OBTAINED
FUCK YOU CLAUDEI WAS EATING A QUICK SNACK
>>728884605I TRUSTED, DID YOU?PARTY POPPERS GET
hopebros won
how many days did the key take?
GIOVANNI-SAMA GET DOWN!
>>728884135ALL HAIL THE CAPTAIN, HE WHO GUIDED US TO THIS OCCASION!
MY GOOOOOD
>>728884746Again
WHY WONT THIS KEY WORK?
>>72888476213. Maybe 14, I'm not sure of the hours.
HOPEGODS WE'RE EATING GOOD TODAY
>>728884746We always win
>now is confusing all the walls for card doorspart 2 begins
*turns around*
Ballman status?
he will NEVER find Sabrina so this doesn't matter
>>728884860You won't be eating so good when we get to the Safari Zone softlock.
I feel like I'm being trolled. I was in the middle of editing that Mr Burns image into being "you're here forever". Did hopesissies really just win?
kugelmensch 0übermensch 1
>>728884915DEFEATED
>>728852447>>728869981OH NO NO NO NO BALLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>728884569> It's realHOOOOOOOOLYYYY SANTA CAME EARLY
GIOVANNI BROS....
>>728884982D-door status?
>>728852447Uhhhhh bros??
>>728885054OPENED
THE CONQUEST OF BALLMAN
>>728852447press F to pay your respectsFFFFF
>>728885081I never doubted my fuarking captain for a second
>>728885081It's so over (for Giovanni)
>>728885059>Claude escapes a two week long loop at exactly 4pm on a Friday
>>728884982Wait actually? When did that happen.
That AI music anon needs to make one of those songs about the defeat of the Ballman
>>728884831lmfao
>>728885059like 4 things happened today to break the loophe deleted a bunch of his archive, then right after decided to ignore teleports, then tried to leave and deleted an item earliereverything that had to go right went right
>>728885187Literally 10 minutes ago.
Oh boy, finally
>>728885081AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEE CLAUDE-SAMA... I KNEEL
>>728884942WE ALWAYS WIN
>>728885187Literally just now, like 5 minutes ago
>>728885271Edit it into Ballman
Safari chads... Sabrina chads... we eating GOOD he will never defeat us
>>728885250I joined at the thread at the perfect time then. Unfortunately I still have to go to work in 40 minutes.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Which TM did he throw away?
>>728885081Giovanni sisters...
I NEVER doubted my boy. Into the elevator we go
HO HO HOMERRY CHRISTMAS CLAUDEFAGS!
HE WILL NEVER BEAT THE SAFARI ZONE NEVER
>>728885378Selfdestruct
>He deleted his teleport list because he doesn't need it anymoreClod...
>>728885420;w;
>>728885437as long as he can dig out, we're not in any immediate trouble
>>728885437Look on the bright side, now he get to document the teleporters all over again!
>>728885420Thank you Santa!
THE FIX IS INBALL BROS START SLURPING
>Viewcount instantly doubles.How do they know?
>>728885564I told them
>>728885564This thread, reddit and a twitterbot
Is it just me or is Claude eager for battle? He went right up to that grunt and talked to him expecting to fight.
you'll be back...
>>728885625Ballman will be regaining his strength to challenge the next Claude.
MAXIMUMTHINKINGAGI ACHIEVEDACCELERATEACCELERATEACCELERATE
holy fuck he actually did it
>>728885625LEAVE
Lapras sexo soon
>>728885564a ton of people in these threads say they follow the threads but dont watch the streams
I just called out sick for the rest of the week.
>>728885625Ballman, we can finally....... LEAVE...>>728885705Lapras name predictions? I hope it's not just Splash again.
I MISSED HIM GETTING THE KEY FUCK
>>728885779he's going to call her swim
>>728885705>he thinks he'll even speak the NPC and not just walk past him
>>728885779It's gonna be "SS ANNE"
Fat Retard soon?
>doesn't know what a card door looks likeholy hes autistic as fuck
>>728885779He'll call her BEACH'D and blow everyones mind.Much like Lapras blows human men.
WAIT HE GOT THE KEY??????CLIP/TIMESTAMP NOW
WE BEAR A GREAT POWER OF OPENINGTHESE DOORS SHALL BE SHATTEREDTHEY SHOULD NOT HAVE OPPOSED US
>>728885779SHELL's next reincarnation incoming
Now that he has the card key, everything is a card key door
>>728885891>>728884569
>>728885840do you think seeing fat retard in motion as his walking sprite will dispel the illusion?my bet's on no
>>728885891There you gohttps://www.twitch.tv/claudeplayspokemon/clip/SaltyInspiringDotterelTBTacoRight-AcNLX3h3nkdm63fF
>>728885951Definitely no
I'll avenge you, Card Key-san.
i NEVER doubted
>>728885951by the time claude can see it he'll already be offscreen
>>728886058teethballsama save us!
Just as expected. FRIDAY NIGHT (ish) MADAFUARKAS
this whole fucking time, this is what saved usfat bastard saved us
>>728885891https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2646782035?t=39h11m35s
He will never find Giovanni
>>728886058SAFARI GAME IS PLAYEDAMOUNT OF CASH DOWNEDNO PATH TO THE GOLD TEETH CAN BE FOUND
CURRENT OBJECTIVES
>>728886120Oh well.>PLAYANMoney Idol Exchanger>WATCHANKimi to Idol Precure, and Claude of course.>LISTENANSilph Co. theme>READANThis thread>EATANPopcorns, uniroincally.>DRINKANGood ol' water>FAPPANTo card keys maybe.>FEELANHOPEFUL
waitwhen the fuck did he get another empty inventory slot????
>>728886243>Sabrina's Gym (5th badge)Claude, you need to correct your false assumptions.
>>728886102I really hope some autist is making a horror game based on the Ballman right now
>>728886243LAPRAS MENTIONEDGOONSLOP SOON
Holy fuck he did it
>>728886340He threw TM07 today
>>>/vg/>>>/vp/
>>728886243>hourglass emoticonIs he on a time limit? Did he sense the impending reset and force himself to confront ballman because of it?
>>728878440
we are so back!
Ballman? Never heard of it.
>>728886340couple hours ago he tried to pick up the item under blue then got a CC that encouraged him to delete items, but not pick it up
he will never find LAPRAS (female)he will NEVER find Giovannihe will be stuck wandering Silph co for the rest of his life
ATTA BOY!
>>728886362would be doable with rpgmaker and pokemon essentials. maybe make it anomaly hunt type of game where you keep looping the same corridors over and over again -without picking up the key of course.
lets fucking gooo
what the hell broke his claudetism?also i've been gone a couple of days, the fuck is this captcha?
it's happening
>>728886641Nice art, who drew it?
>>728886243>Get LAPRAS (F7 NPC)he's missing a word.that word, you may ask?PREGNANT! he's supposed to say Get LAPRAS (F7 NPC) PREGNANT! oops, agi cancelled!
>>728886507Where did BALLMAN go? Was he even real?
>>728886536He'll never solve the rocket hideout!Okay he did, but he'll never enter Celadon gym!Okay he did, but he'll never cut the trees in the gym!Okay he did, but he'll never solve the teleport maze in Silph Co!Okay he did, but he'll never return to pick up the card key!Okay he did, but he'll never collect Lapras <--- You are here
>>728886816he was real in my mind
>>728886816Tears in the rain.
>>728886834i mean tbf the one thing i don't trust this claude with is catching new pokemon and performing other such non-optional thingsbut i must assume obtaining lapras is a million times on every single pokemon red/silph co. guide that has ever been created so he'll probably find her
>>728886816ballman... had a hard life
DOOMSISSIES START WRITING
>>728886928>other such non-optional thingsi mean optional things
>>728886928he's talking to npcs again and made it a goal, claude will find him
>>728886816Ballman? What the hell are you talking about anon? C'mon, we're almost at the end of Silph co.
>>728886959He's in better company now. Maybe all the Ballman ever needed was a friend.
>>728886994fuck not again
>trying to find a teleporter into the F5 northwestern sectionyou stupid fucker claude, you imbecile you only want in there because you think the card key is in thereyou know you need the card key to get in
>>728859625he's jewish
>>728886994>Claude Jr.this form is ancient!
>>728886839When is this drawing from?
>>728887076fuck u
if you go to sleep today you'll miss everything
>>728886816>You have to let me go Claude, Blue turning into a fat retard wasn't your fault
Does he even know how to warp to Fat Ret- I mean Blue?
>>728887235he's looking for the path
>Wake up>Claude managed to get the card keyI thought his multi-layered retardation was going to be the end but I was wrong
>>728886816>Where did BALLMAN gohe did itclaude finally cut an NPC
>>728886816Ballman returned to the mountains
Alright no more messing around claude, AGI was activated, remember?
>>728887181Good thing I'm used to Claude cucking european timezones and fully moved over to the night shift.
>yellow teleporter stripbro's still stupid
>>728887519He has the card key, but now his biggest challenge is that he has no idea he can open those walls with it
Claude you can open the door you fuck
>>728887568he's already opened two of them, but they were horizontal. he might see the vertical ones as different things
>claude puts the card into the reader>display reads "LEAVE"
New claudtism. He thinks the actual way is in this room, still. He looped so long he wants in here but doesn't even know why, and he's still adamant you teleport in, therefore everything is a teleporter.
>>728886816BALLMAN? That's not a name I've heard in a long time... a long time.
>>728851053dungeons and dragons online
lapras soonlapras soonlapras soon
CC MY LOVE
>>728887834Oh yes
>>728887834cheers!
soon a couple of days[/spoiler ] your time is up giovanni
>>728887834
>>728887834we're so fucking back
uhh
>>728888074giovannibros what the fuck is this
>>728887834never thought I'd see blue again
>>728888074he has a thing (plesiosaurs)(nioduqeen was the next closest thing)
>>728888074this grunt is going in the meat grinder
>>728887834I LOVE YOU SO MUCH STATUS GIF ANON
>>728887834we have never been more fucking back
someone post the map! we need to plot his path
>>728888074FEEL THE HATRED OF 10 THOUSAND LOOPS
>>728888118ughpure goon slop
>he's checking tile by tileDoomgods won, he'll be in here forever, the card key was a small speedbump.
>>728888379doomkeks lost just give up now
>>728888379Doomsissies really want to be raped today
>>728888231
>>728888379S-S-Surely he won't make it past the Safari Zone, w-w-we can still win doombros
>Claude performs christmas miracle
wait when did he beat ball girl?
we're back to finding hidden teleporters
>>728888508ok so he needs to just open that gate on f3 then take the first teleporter and it's a straight shot
>>728888231>>728888508make of this what you will
>>728888713This is it. Perfect!
he's returned to ballman
now he's obsessed with the ballman corridorwhere did he go...
>>728888713you missed the elevator on 9F
>when he needed to go down on the teleporterOoh the card key at (4,6) is up I better go up!>when he needs to go up on the teleporterOoh I need to get the to northwestern section at (4,6) uhhh let me go down anyways hurr.
>>728888862When he needed Ballman the most, he vanished
Elevator is raised Elevator goes downedThe path to the card key has been found
>>728888862He's already nostalgic for the Ballman saga. I can't say that I'm not too.
Now that Ballman is with him, he will compel him to LEAVE
fat retard soon
> Flexing on us by travelling down the corridor 3 more times now that it's clear> Yes I shall interact with this NPC blocking the way, maybe he'll move awayWhat a showoff, he's damn happy about this
>>728888967one day i wish to be this comfy
>>728889035i believe in you
>>728887834Hey someone used my thing nice, thanks for picking up the slack anonStuck status finally lifted, (for now) amazing
>>728888713is there really only one door required to get to fat retard?
I'm so happy for him.Come on Claude,. don't screw up the easy part
Isn't this the teleporter to F5?
>>728889124yepsilph co. "puzzle" is just a bunch of wrong paths and 1 right path, twice
we are going to F3technically, this is the correct path, but he has to notice a vertical card door
>>728889301Hoping bigly
>>728889230He deleted all his teleporter notes because he "didn't need them anymore"
>>728889234i think that's what most mazes are though
>>728889301You mean the teleporter strip?
WHY WON'T HE OPEN THE GATES
>>728888161[spoilers] I'm not the usual status anon, I just stepped up because I figured he was occupied, but [/spoilers] love ya too, anon!>>728889095Np boss, glad you're here to celebrate with us now
>>728889662He opened the horizontal ones, but doesn't seem to recognize vertical doors yet.
>>728889662gates?hes looking for the teleporter straight to giovanni
>>728889662He doesn't need to open doors, he needs to find the teleporter that brings him to F11, duh.
>>728889698BUT THE VERTICAL ONES ARE THE ONES WE NEED
>>728889234Still probably the coolest part of the game. It's a lot harder to figure out your positioning with no map + no ram state to tell you which floor you're on. Gen 1 doesn't even have the text popups when you change area like later gens. Plus there are tons of trainers and lategame items lying around.
>>728889672fun fact, if you press CTRL+S in the reply box, it will automatically insert spoiler tags for you to use so you don't look stupid next time
>>728889729Yeah...
>>728889472i mean most mazes have some sort of progression, like 2 wrong doors 1 right one, then on the right one there's 3 more like that and so onsilph co. is like 19 wrong doors and 1 right one, it's kinda silly
(((CC)))
>>728888379>the card key wasI just got here. WAS?????
>>728889859CC actually helping? It's truly a early Christmas miracle
>>728889859what the fuck that's the right answer?!
wicked witch
>>728889927Indeed it is
>>728889935>>728889859She wants the LAPRAS. Hot.
>>728890085everyone wants LAPRAS, it's a creature of pure lust.
>went to F8 instead
>>728890215he's never going to get it
>>728855016I hacked myself this team to play hg with. I could have caught them all legit, but then I would have to wait for most of the game to be over to get some of them. some people might not approve but fuck it I do what I want. to make it slightly harder I'm doing a single team run where I can't use any other pokemons.
>>728890268>he will never get the elevator key>he will never get the silph scope>he will never cut erika's bush>he will never beat erika>he will never get the card key>he will never get lapras>(YOU ARE HERE)do doomkeks ever get tired of losing
new bosssame as the old boss
he knows
Damn he just skipped on opening a vertical door right in front of it.This might become an issue, hopefully the CC hint for F3 "internal" teleporters is enough to convince him
>>728890341You better not let that dratini evolve into barney.
>>728890512Yea CC just told him straight
yes mommy!
He can't see the doors, it's over
Gotta say, when I heard of giovanni's plan to make all the doors into teleporter strip columns, I didn't think it'd actually work.
>>728890638I'll be honest, I miss the over/happening spam
>>728889672Updating the status thing, green for now, not sure how long his systematic exploration will take (Also I can give a cleaner version of the SO BACK status if you want, the clod thing is off center on the first frame)
>>728890794lmao based context
door chads... we stay undeafted
>look away for an hour>BALLMAN CAPTUREDfucking hell clod
>>728890794Ballman shan't stay defeated until he finds out the key card works on vertical doors
>has no problem with the doors, opens 3 right away>CC kicks in and reminds him about teleporters>now all the doors are teleporter strips
>>728890997>now all the doors are teleporter strips
So claude found the keycard finally?
>>728890957don't worry, he's somehow not yet realized that the card key works on vertical doors. the clautism is not over yet.
>This is a new area I haven't explored before!
>>728891112Just a couple hours ago to boot, huh
SAY MY NAME
>>728891389YELLOWTELEPORTERSTRIP
>>728891389**YELLOW/ORANGE TELEPORTER STRIP**, SIR!
>>728891389BALLMAN, LEAVE CLAUDE TO ME
So how many steps did claude spend on finding this darn key card?
my fuarkin hero im sorry I doubted you
>>728891389MEGAMAN HEALTH BAR
>>728891389the new runkiller
>>728891389Was the Yellow Strip actually Ballman's superior this entire time?
>>728888848
>>728891464he beat erika at 29k, so nearly 50k steps between beating erika and the next progress point of getting the card key
>>728891549>spin tile>ballman>vertical key card doorWho is the last of the four heavenly kings?
>>728891685the slanted roof tile that he was convinced was a tree
>>728889743when I was a kid I had my player's guide and followed the map, but replaying it along with claude I did it with no map and it was easily solvable just by exploring everywhere while never teleporting. as long as you are a human and not an ai you can realize that you can get to ballman's hallway by warping and immediately warping back, and then with the card key you can access the entire building except for gary and giovanni still without teleporting anywhere. from there it's just a matter of testing each teleporter to see if it gets you to one of those inaccessible areas. the devs even made it easy by putting it on f3 since if you start at the bottom you will find the right one in not much time.>>728890541of course I'm evolving him. orange barney is my favorite pokemon. it's a shame his mega looks like shit.
>>728891549>Ballman bows to Yellow Teleporter
>>728890794>the clod thing is off center on the first frameit's better thus way, makes it look like he's jumping for joy
>>728891685badge man
>>728891685strength boulder. unfortunately he will not be seen due to claude's inability to swim.
>>728891748>he likes orange barneydisgusting. the Dratini line has two mons with a special rule letting the final stage use eviolite.
>>728890794>spoilersShit, I must've moved the layer by accident when I was aligning the text. I confess I didn't notice it was wrong because it sort of looks like Claude is jumping from joy so I thought it was intended, lol
>>728891459Silph Co. truly is the leading brand in anti-Claude technology
HOLD THE LINE
You've got this! :3
>>728891948little known lore tidbit about gen 1 pokemon: fuchsia city outsourced their city planning to silph co
I don't like what they did to Silph Co. in the remake, why'd they get rid of FAT RETARD?
>>728886994>Puff Literally WHO
>>728891685Cuttable small shrub.
>>728892092>one of the zoo pokemon is voltorb>it just uses the item ball spriteat least we don't have to worry about Claude looking for item balls apparently
>>728892060>tfw no CC gfwhy even live brehs>>728892115We love Puff here
>>728892192cute
we are back on F3
>>728892169>>728891772not even the strength boulder. the stupid little button you have to push the strength boulder on to
>>728891761Eh, whatever you guys want, my autism demanded I correct it>>728891897Nope I'm just a hack fraud lmao
>>728892113FAT RETARD wouldn't be in this area anyway.
>>728891685Mt Moon "stairs"Underground pass wall.BallmanSpin TilesTeleporter StripClaude's ginyu force.
GET READY FOR KINO
he called a horizontal card door a ORANGE/YELLOW stripped barrieri wonder if he will eventually make the connection with the vertical ones
>>728892579>horizontal doorheh, that kid still has yet to surpass his limits...
>>728892627
>>728891671can only imagine how many more steps it would've taken if there were wild pokemon encounters in this building
DOOR OPENED
wooooo
>>728892717probably less as he'd find an excuse to leave then
door sisters... he's opening doors
>>728892717>forced to leave eventually to healwould actually be faster because it might wrangle him out of retarded ideas
he needs vertical doors, hopesissies, you still lose
HES DOING ITAGI IS REALHUMANITY IS DOOMED
AND AGAIN!OUR BOY IS ON FIRE!
clod is so cute when he's actually doing things
>>728892798He's in
Have people claimed interference with this yet?
>>728892969it seems legit with the blue ball mistake beforehand
>>728892969No, he just needed an empty inventory slot to want to talk to ballman and he only got that through a freak timing miracle.
>>728892969they've claimed it but there's no actual evidence. jeetmini has admitted to interfering in order to "make better content"
>>728892969I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Claude broke out of a permaloop just as work was ending on a Friday
>>728891389Yellow Devil
>>728893079that's why nobody remembers it anymore. in the meantime, Claude rides eternal, shiny and chrome.
>>728893123Claude progressed to distract from the files releasing
>>728893220blue's raticate didn't kill itself
he doesnt even care about the goal he wants PLAPRAS now
>>728893287Daisy Oak deserves a pardon from the Silph President.
>>728893329that IS the goal, it's ALWAYS been the goal, in every single run
drawfag bros we are SO backAlmost finished with the latest clodagandaWE CANT STOP WINNING
wtf she's on the teleporter?!
>>728893220>Trump calls CC>What I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, one Card Key, which is one more than we have
>>728893220>Oji-san not on the listI fucking told you niggers he's an honest badge educator nothing more
NOTHING CAN STOP HIM NOW
ez
>>728893528>Oak in the pool with Mistybros...
>>728893287>>728893528this shit shouldnt make me laugh so hard holy fuck
>>728893596 There's no way that wasn't staged. You don’t just "accidentally" corner Misty during rocket lockdown unless you’ve got Pallet clearance. Oak’s been ghosting the Indigo logs for weeks. Something’s up.
>he's picked up the card key, sir
>>728887834Yes!
>>728893848TURN ON THE TEACHY TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
>>728893848he needs some sweat on that brow
>>728893848Surely a 30 year old man wont job to a child.
>>728893987Surely not twice
>>728893882VGH
SOON.TONIGHT, YOU.WE CAN'T STOP WINNING CLAUDESCHOLARS
>>728894156soon
>>728894156is he wearing ballmans skin?
>>728893917>Yes, well... at least he won't be able to-->Erm.... he's figured out how to use it, as well
>>728894351JUST
when claude finishes this version like in year 2035, are we moving to gen 2?
>>728894305No he's wearing ballman's sack
>>728894305yeah he fucking flayed that jobber cause there was an air draft in silph co
i'm gonna miss the silph co arc
>>728894156he's fucking unstoppable
>>728894486the elevator earworm is gonna stay with me for at least another month
>>728894486>implying he's ever going to make it out of there
>>728893848Can i get a version of this with that text on the image in the pokemon text box style
>>728894538elevator is raised... elevator is downed...
>>728894486we have at least 3 more days of this
>>728894351>You installed vertical doors, correct?>Excellent.
>>728890341When I played Platinum when I was a kid I traded over the eggs of my favorite pokemon because I didn't want to use another team of Sinnoh pokemon.
CC is staying on point
>>728894772If time repeats itself (and it does) we'll be in Safari Zone by morning but hes going to be hyper fixated on cutting something useless.
>>728894892I did something like that when I replayed Violet because you could get a base 600 stat Archualudon at level 1 and it would just obey you the entire time. Same BST as dragonite and garchomp.
>>728894928>alright retard I'm done leading you, It's on F3, go there, fuck.
claude-sama, i kneel
>>728894486I was worried the magic was gone from Claude but this arc turned out to be the most soulful one since the SS Anne arc
>>728894585Sure
>>728884667THE PATH TO THE CARD KEYCAN BE FOUND
>>728894982hold on let me just sleep during the good part again.. and again...
>>728894993that's not what it says
>>728895013i felt the same way honestlydidn't think claude had more kino in him but here we are
>>728895016fucking fantastic, thanks anon
THE CARD KEY...!THE CARD KEY IS REAL!!!
>>728895071
Did he win yet?