MY FUARKING HERO
>>728879808SHITcetteSISSY btw
>>728879718>>728879808>>728879917Overwatch wonYou lost
>>728879718>Wario is beaten to death by a roaming flock of Soda Popper Scouts.mp3
>>728879718THE KING
>>728880010suck me
>>728879718It's "him" he finally "scaled the wall"
*gets killed by Heavy or Spy like shitty fodder*
>>728879718Our guy
OH MY GODWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*dies to your FUARKING HERO
What is Scout's opinion on Reimu?
>>728881706>anon dies by TF2 Scout's sheer awesomeness.mp3
>>728881859He fucking hates Reimu.
>>728881859she is fast, he is fast, can i make it more obvious?
>>7288806616-7
>>728879718eh's breddy cool and doesn't afraid of anything
>>7288820298-9
>>728880010Overwatch won the "kill your game" tournament
>>728879718Spy fucked his mother
Next year I will make the fetish chart for queen
>>728879718The Track TERORIZER.
>Fodder class>meme fanbase>most likely played by men on hormone treatment to keep their twink appearance
>>728882282but enough about Pyro
>>728879718Fuck off, already. Retarded /vg/ circlejerk bullshit has no place on /v/ in the first place.
>>728882282but enough about Soldier
>fixes your tournamentWhere's the TF
>>728882458>nintranie>gacha mongoloid50/50 on this one
>>728881859ballooning victim
Forget talking about the STRONGEST.Who's the WEAKEST?
>>728883082Medic
>>728883082Shadow
>>728883082pyro
>>728882282but enough about sniper
>>728883082Snipertroons and Engineerbronies
>>728882282but enough about spy
>>728882282But enough about medic
I now know what "permagrins" means because of this tournament Fuck you
We must be better women.
>>728884321Etna could learn a thing or two from Tron and Miku
>>728884221I like balloon TF.I like permagrins.I enjoy rubbery squeaking sounds the most.But as soon as it's mean spirited it's SHIT.
>>728882282But enough about heavy
>>728884321Imagine the romance
>>728884617scout loves taking care of his kids, tron loves taking care of her servbotsthey are good together
I want to scoutmaxx irl
>>728884770>scout loves taking care of his kidsThat's older scout, though, not "young dickhead lime man" scout
>>728884912>went to the mental ward, permanently retired as kingfor me that's good enough to be interchangeable with the comic timeskip
>>728884889first you need to enroll in high school despite bing in your 20s to pick up chicks seduce em with a bucket of chicken)
The final posterHigh res https://files.catbox.moe/2f98gp.pngReposting from tnt
>>728886569>that spioleryou disgust me, bruva
>>728882282but enough about Engineer
>>728887137Get this jobber out of here! He can't even qualify!!! He's sad! Pathetic! Utterly felted!
King and Queen kinda sucked this year.
>>728884321Cuckqueen.
>>728886569Thanks for reposting it for me. Hope you all like it!
>>728887547I agree but Wario getting put in an infinite death loop was pretty funny.
>>728882282but enough about demoman
>>728888030>Demoman was the last merc to be slandered, and probably only for completion's sakeAYE, ME BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY!
>>728887378Recette...
>>728886569>Just noticed HIM on the top shelfKekaroo!
...
>>728889183>Wario becomes so jealous of Scout he has a brain aneurysm and dies.mp3
>>728887137MY SAVIOR
I have a plan to ensure she doesn't job round 1 next year
..............................
UNF
>>728879718Thank you Scout! Delivery! https://files.catbox.moe/hz3bcy.png
>>728889979>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9yEh9BL1RY
>>728890056Sorry Doomguy, but I'm happy to say I won't be seeing you wasting a slot next year.
>>728886569>>728887782Turned out great. Cant wait to see what you cook up for next year
>>728890209LMFAO
>>728890209Yup YupThat's my elite 8 filterer working as intended
Who has it worse? Eggman or Wario?
>>728890124KINO
>>728890124The king that keeps on giving
>>728890617Eggman went from 2nd to 8th (best not-winner position to worst QF position) Wario went from 8th to 5th to 2nd (worst quarterfinal position to best QF position, to best not-winner position)You tell me.
>>728890617>literally shit and finished meme pickvs>still beloved powerhouse entering in a schizo arc building up hypeyou tell me anon
CHADow was the better king.
>>728879718MOVE ONPLAY SOMETHING ELSE
>>728891025name one (1) hero shooter that encourages making people rage quitI will wait.
Wario lost to battler in the losers bracket though making him a bigger jobber than battler.
>>728890902>>still beloved powerhouse entering in a schizo arc building up hypeThis is what they said about Eggman in 2021.
>>728891152He didn't have the crown steal buff, and he was debuffed by a four way vote (1 crown steal vote for Battler, vs 3 not-crown steal votes for Wario, Jacket, and Peppino)
>>728889183>Wario despairs and fucking dies
>>728879917How should we torment Recette next year? This year she got turned into a comically exaggerated version of Samus. Maybe next year she can be Peach?
>>728890902I wouldnt call it a schizo arc. Its more slapstick nonsense than anything else
>>728890902Wario is shit and finished as well. People chose to actively vote against Eggman this year solely because "it wasn't his time" and not wanting a repeat of eggman's last matches, even though 2025 ended like a repainted version of 2021. There's also the fact some faggots were voting against hexfag and not Eggman.
>>728891137>hero shooter>tf2
>>728891331peach with a giant ASS
LEGENDS...
>>728890954i thought you were a crazed zealot but you were a honorable knight thats heart swore by justice
>>728891291Sounds like excuses and it doesn't change the fact he lost to Battler.
>>728891025OK, I'll go play BRINK instead
>>728891340that was till some anons began to headcanon wario into yet another grimm with that nsfw art where he fucks etna and the context of him being immortal yet suffering all the samewhich btw misses the whole original point and appeal of wario as a character
>>728883082Eggbitch
>>728891552Show me the three times Battler made the elite 8 then.
>>728891695Show me Wario being crowned king of /v/ or king of losers first.
>>728888030>>728888174Somehow the manliest class. His weapons are fun and he's a dumb character, so you don't get a lot of autistic and gay behavior
>>728891669I see Wario as someone so self-serving, he turns what would be mortal suffering (being consumed by fire, zombified, deathly allergic reaction) into yet another means of self-serving.
>>728879718>MY FUARKING HEROWhat is this from anyway?
>>728891669There's no way that nonsense will last till 2027 anyway, people forget jokes sooner or later and look how fine everything was with that sincerity from both wario and scout in those finals. So all that going to shit because of a 3324 long video playlist feeded by pooh's adventure tier autismos would be really dissapointing.
>>728889183
>>728892005>3324 long video playlist3326 long video playlist actually.It's growing, slowly but surely, the wario death loop is growing.
Where is the Barred E8 pic?
>>728891806>King of losersThis doesn't sound like a title that's positive
>>728892135I blame Scout, his game is autismo central.
>>728883261*infinite
>>728891982Probably /dbs/
>>728892135>it might actually reach 4000 videos of wario dyingin awe of the tenacity of this autism can't wait for watching that with anons
>>728892236>protagonist is the main contributor of his rival's eternal sufferingKino
>>728892135who's requiem put him in that loop in the first place?
>>728892483Someone here should make a curated list
I haven't seen any Wario dies videos. Tell me your favourite one from the playlist.
>>728883082Can only be considered in context. The weakest and strongest class both vary by map/game mode/the classes of the other players in the lobby. The game is well balanced enough that no class is incapable of doing well, especially when played by a capable player.
I don't want Wario to be the "dies ten billion times as a kekky poopy bejita boy", he's my HERO.
When did /dbs/ discourse infect TF2?
>>728892675>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJdJ1wChEfE>pepsiman>pizza hut
>>728892436That'd make a lot of sense.
>>728892730I honestly think that it makes him cooler anon. Now that's his lore in the tournament
>>728892780/dbs/ site
>>728892923Out of curiosity, why so?
>>728892730Grimm is MY FUARKING HERO and he canonically died a fuck-ton timesWario will be fine
>>728879718Why did he kill rob reiner?
>>728879808What
>>728879808But enough about Overwatch, this is a TF2 thread after all.
>>728893037It's a literally me thing anon, almost stoic
>>728893251But overwatch is just a genderswapped tf2 knockoff without any of the game polish or rewarding design.
>>728891025Nah lol
>>728893274Fair enough
>>728892675the one with dio flattening him with the road roller
>>728892730Wario... is TRAINING.
>>728891517HEROES!
>>728891517>the moment King /v/'s filler saga ends, it gets the greatest elite 8 ever
>Loses once>Immediately becomes afraid of becoming a diet Eggman Is this nigga really a powerhouse?
>>728894203He made it to round 4 every single time possible, that's a better track record than Kiryu
>>728894332You mean a character that wasn't spitevoted and falsefagged did better than the one that wasn't? Say it ain't so, Captain obvious.
>>728894410If I want to play Umineko, I get when they cry on steam, correct?
Samus milk was the best part of King this year
>>728893309It appeals to the AGP crowd.
>>728894817Awesome Gamer Pussy
>>728892730Wario... The Tanked....
>>728894557I don't think it was the absolute best type of OC made this king, but it does make my lowerhalf smile seeing my taste being appealed to instead of something like gay furries. Haven't eaten this good since Wesker turned his opponents into babes. praying tf can keep being a thing moving forward. although maybe not with characters still in the running to prevent potential meta worries
>>728895102How long until heavy or soldier make it to king?
>>728895240Heavy Update
>>728879718So we won't nominate other TF2 characters anymore, right?
>>728895102Scout really put the TF in TF2.
>>728894557No
>>728895312At some point, all 9 classes will become King.
>>728894475Get Umineko Project instead, it has all the flair from the PS3 version and it's free.
SHENRON I WISH HEXFAG WOULD CAMPAIGN FOR HEX MANIAC BY DRAWING HER HAIRY PITS, THIGHS AND PUSSY!!!!
>>728894557>>728895102I missed the tournamentwhat is this OC
I will never understand how people play scout. I can sneak up on someone and deliver 3 meatshots and they turn around and start spazzing and I can no longer hit them. But I'll die to a scouts pistol from across the map.
>>728897063-8 damage is more reliable than you think
>>728897197thisdamage is damage and it adds up the longer you go without healing
>>728896463>HAIRY PITSDisgusting. You will be getting a pubeless Hex as punishment.
>>728896463>hairy pitsONLY if the hair is purple otherwise there's NO POINT
hex's depiction of hex maniac could be better. take more inspiration from the stilted non-sensical ominous dialogue of the hexes in game.
>>728894410
Recette supported Scout the whole tournament, anything else is fake news by the "repeat until it becomes gospel" crew.
>>728895102Need sauce for top right
>>728898451Coincidence that I made this strange weapon this year?
>>728898451Sauce?
>>728879808do you want us to put tranny on your tombstone?
>>728898451Awooga!!!! Now do Tron Bonne!!!
>>728894203>>Loses once>once
>>728898451Holy tits...
>>728898451Recette stop shadow supporting bat wielding maniacs
>>728900156>ShadowSay that again
>>728896463Holy BASED
>>728894410>"we'll be serious next time guise"I hope you always job battlerfags
>>728901257Battler will be serious.Sam will be serious.Falcon, Vergil, and Kiryu all woke up.2026? Will be KINO.
>>728898451That's a funny way to say "New Jager Residence"
>>728901318nta but there is a case to be made for everyone waking up, in conjunction with this being the final slot available for All-Stars if that happens. I'll wish Battlerbros the best, if they start 2026 on a "serious" note and delivering OC then everyone else might be forced to match them.
Wouldn't it be funny if Beato reached Elite 8 before Battler
Mike Pollock dubs Katsuhiro Otomo's "memories", I'm watching it right now and caught it. He's fighting against a stinky boy, his 2027 campaign is here.
>>728898451Kino says otherwise
I'm YIIKING out! That is all.
>>728879718Scout-sama... you're too fast even for the ultimate lifeform.
>>728902848Key. Know.
I tried Deus Ex and wow voters and campaigners really decided Shadow the Hedgehog was more important than this
>>728902848That doesn't contradict anything. Recette wanted Scout to win.
Poor Recette, everyone wants her cute little head on a pike, Scout wants her dead, fellow rabbis like Wario want her dead, even her number #1 campaigner from her victory year wants nothing more than to see her face turn purple from a noose. She was practically elected to be the tournament's effigy.
>>728903446... in my headcanon.
>>728903013Your opinion doesn't matter solely because you only recently played Deus Ex. I played both of Denton and Shadow's games and I was perfectly fine with either of them winning.
>>728903446Recette... suffered.
>>728903446But WHERE'S the permagrin samuscette?
>>728903446Recette tanked all of this btw unlike Wario.
>>728879718Hands down the absolute worst winner the /v/ tournaments ever had.
>>728903625>permagrinEhh, I don't think bean mouths are attractive
>>728903719...is what I would say if I got RAPED by 5
Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that Wario is stuck in the cycle of samsara and just died again.
>>728903750Which did happen to Wario.
Kings that are Pedophiles>Armstrong (Politician) >Grimm (Self Explanatory)>Shadow (Love interest is 12) >Scout (Track Terrorizer description) Yup. My heroes.
>>728903761What happens when the entire playlist is watched? Will Wario's Karmic suffering be fulfilled? Will Etna stop killing him for the Wario Prinnies?
>>728903735I understand, I just like when they look silly and helpless.Cute pic by the way!
we only care about Qo/v/ sorry
>>728886569Get out of there, it's not safe for your pc
>>728904008...is what I would say if I was a FAGGOT.
>>728902885Sonic, take that Shadow costume off. Impersonation of a KING is unbecoming of you.
Etna and Wario are the perfect power couple when you think about it.
I found Etna and Wario both more fun than the actual winners but I can see why they lost.
>>728904060>Etna can just beat up immortal Wario forever for free infinite stat gain>Wario gets a legion of Prinny slaves to feed him, annoy Mario and Luigi, do his chores for him, etc.It's kino...
I miss the king threads so fucking much bros ;__;
>>728904372I only miss the finals and afterparty threads, the rest of King sucked
>>728898451How can Recette support Scout, when she can't even support those off-model breasts? Bullshit.
>>728904420King wasn't that great this year besides the finale and afterparty but I kind of outright regret tuning in to Queen, which I only did for Etna, since it peaked in the first round and never recovered
>>728904420Campaigning helps a lot, most campaigns felt one-sided in output this year. The only matches I remember even being proper King autism fights were Travis vs Conker, Wario vs Gene, Scout vs Dedede, and of course the finale.
>>728904559Swimsuit round had a lot of good art, but yeah Queen was just horrible.
>>728886569>>728890124>There is still extremely high quality OC being posted even days after the tournamentI love you guys so much, no homo
>>728904456Scout is lighter than off model breasts.
>>728904606Harkinian vs Arthas?
>>728904759Maybe on planet RETARD, which has lighter gravity (because it's airheaded)
>>728888174can't hate demo, despite his sticky bomb spam he is my nigga
>>728882589>Single fetish gets mentioned>Wins it for scoutIs BE the most /v/core fetish?
>>728904891Oh yeah, and Scout vs Krool. In general it felt anemic.
>>728904895Anon, WE LIVE ON PLANET RETARD!
>>728882589>>728890124Here you go, milkman.
>>728904750If /v/ was always this kino, or at least twice as much, it'd be the best website on the internet.
>>728904704I think Queen has more hate than King, or so it feels like it does. King did vote Eggman into 8th, and I don't doubt that the loli conversations led to some not wanting to vindicate the Aerd crowd yet again, that's another can of worms though and it's up to her to make a comeback. After the rigging happened things died pretty hard. OC didn't come close to King's but it's Queen so I don't expect it to, however the Bazz match of all things was two sides laughing about it and I wish there was more of that mood. Maybe there would've been had it not been for the riggernigger. Roll and Fio came back just to do very little again, but I don't want to discredit those who were actually supporting those two. Even Amaterasu who's another runner-up didn't get much. Tron vs Etna was alright, but it feels like the polar opposite of "you had to be there" because being there maybe made the results more confusing. Overall a pretty shit year for Queen but I don't blame that on Tron, even if I had a preference. 2024 was still worse.
>>7289054172024 didn't have a Reimu thread, so for that alone 2025 is the worst. Plus the tower and the Hex descent into madness was funny.
>>728905417The rigging legitimately killed Queen
>>728905820That, and any time someone got a fun campaign lmao get voted out for it
>>728905546Actually, yeah, maybe you're right. The tower was one of the best moments and the year itself turned a certain Peruvian into a meme. Madotsuki was a deserving winner. It also started the HUNK edits and even if Ayla's run was probably a fluke it was fun to see with some King-tier OC. 2025 did not have the energy. There's arguments that Tron did nothing until finals but most characters didn't either, and the ones who did got knocked out of the bracket (like Kanna) or were Etna. 2/8 of the E8 being Pokemon picks also wasn't the best especially when one was a fatfag pick and the other was backed by the Peruvian. 2026 is the year Hex Maniac returns and I expect sheer madness from the silent majority boosting her to a high placement again despite everyone pleading against it.
>>728905546So about that, if the problem still persists until M/v/P do we just use Yukari for the OP images? Or is that a bit Scout-biased.
>>728905973It's simple. We all collectively do not vote for Hex Maniac, unless Peru privides porn. Not promises of porn, not trades, but porn.
>>728905973>2026 is the year Hex Maniac returns and I expect sheer madness from the silent majority boosting her to a high placement again despite everyone pleading against it.if they actually implement /v/GA style voting that will neuter the silent majority hard
>>728894557>It would be wise to keep making Samuses>STOP MAKING SAMUSES
>>728906060If Meru from Peru actually draws Hex porn I will give a vote for at least one round, because porn is the entire reason for the character's fame and it's disingenuous as fuck to pretend otherwise. I don't always have a problem with sheer coom picks but Hex and 2B are examples of characters with god awful threads.
>Troon FortressShan't
>>728891517>4 villains and 4 heroes
>>728881268>>728882282Is "fodder class" a recurring statement or a deranged classification made by one poster
>>728906372My thoughts exactly.
>>728906569It's unironically slander by people who get asshurt at scunts killing then laugh taunting them.
canonically scored and had a bunch of offspring btw.
>>728903761>the death in question>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-b60xmbuzc&list=PL7QtSPp9prCNwk8umqhVB2ndmGRJvt6Zm&index=293
>Wario fucking dies after fighting Scout.mp3
This thread better be up in like 8 hours so I can make my OC after a good night's rest.
I hope the stp characters get their shit next year, and don't job round 1.
>[ASMR] Wario dies after being raped by previous opponents from King of /v/ in the winter of 2025.mp3>*Press play*>Wario chillin' at his house>WarioWorldPauseScreen.mp3>Someone suddenly busts down the door>"Uh?">Various different voice lines and sound effects from different videogames>"Sorry...">The sound effects and voice lines get louder>"OH MY GOD">Rip & Tear.waw>Various wet sounds can be heard>WarioScreaming.mp3>The wet sounds and music suddenly stop>"Huh?">"You're pretty gutsy, you ready to die!?">"OH MY GOD WAAAAAA-">Victoria Body Fighting Phase 2.wav
>>728891517....and Eggman, I guess
i don't think this (x) character dies.mp3 meme is funny guys
>>728903761>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwlzJ92-u5A&list=PL7QtSPp9prCNwk8umqhVB2ndmGRJvt6Zm&index=355
>>728907776>Anon dies after making a provocative statement in a stealth King thread and getting jumped by other anons.mp3
>>728906060I will vote Hex Maniac once a round for each work of porn. Otherwise I'm de facto against her.
Wario is still a toilet that needs to live off of shit and piss. That's honestly much worse than the deathloop thing.
>>728908269>Wario is still a toilet that needs to live off of shit and piss.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cLb87nM-nc&list=PL7QtSPp9prCNwk8umqhVB2ndmGRJvt6Zm&index=431
>>728908269Didn't he get saved from that fate
>>728908345I can't believe this fucking Playlist man.
>>728905417Tron was understandable if you were there in the sense that you'd know she had a lucky bracket on randomized and by the time she woke up her opponents all had meta against them. Gardevoir was the Hexfag pokemon non-character coom pick (and Tron just barely beat her) and then Roll and Etna had big loli spite which was really heated this year, even though Etna seemed like the overt winner throughout the tourney. It made Tron winning seem not very enthusiastic or inspiring and for the first time the afterparty basically didn't celebrate the winner.
>>728908376That fate got doubled and worsened
>>728890124HOLY-
>>728908494keep in mind a huge portion of the afterparty shitposting against tron came from the pizza hut schizo
>>728908627You mean industrycuck?
>>728908345>unlisted, still has nearly 2,000 views>in the high 400s of the playlist, not even a 6th of the way through the entire thingThis project is more autistic every time it's brought up. Did anybody find out how it even started?
>>728879718luv scoutsimple as
>>728908707Isn't the original meme about Wario dying in a car crash
I hope everyone learnt from the finals that shonen KINO is fine and always makes for an exciting final at the very least
My only demand is that there be yearly /vp/ tourneys like on /trash/ and /his/ because I can already tell that it'd be fucking insane.About eight /vp/ characters got DQ'd by series limit this year for Queen, and the fight to be one of the lucky three to qualify is a fucking bloodbath every single year. Add on to /vp/'s own waifu culture where multiple girls get generals dedicated solely to themselves, plus the fact that Pokemon is kind of a multimedia franchise, and I guarantee you it'd be the stuff of the ages.King of /vp/ would probably be funny too. /vp/ has great shitpost game in general.
>>728908841Well yeah, shonen kino was never anyone's problem, it's the characters like Shadow that were used.
>>728908627Then it'd still be telling that one schizo could express afterparty sentiment so much.
>>728908780The most famous one I know of is the one where he spills coffeeon his dick while driving, and falls off of Wario's gold mine.
>>728908843I've been saying for years that /vp/ should have their own tourneys. They have well enough characters and anons and it'd be a good excuse to get pokemon the fuck out of the /v/ tourneys.
>>728908843>/vp/ has great shitpost game in general.The last time /vp/ had any soul or ability to make good OC was when SwSh was getting mocked, most of those people left and now /vp/ is just a sharty colony + yawnfag
>>728908843Lysandre is such a stupid villain, that he loops back around to being endearing and fun.
>>728909065/vp/ has it's gems now and then. Like when anons suggested that the only way to evolve Finizen into Palafin was by committing genocide.
Did the /tv/ tourney survive?
>>728909208no jannies shot it out back
>>728909065>pokemon>sharty colonyreally now
>>728909208It's surprisingly still going, but I already lost interest because it's obviously going to be a Bane vs. CIA finals.
>>728909274i just looked at it and I'm surprised too, pretty slow though
>>728909263Yeah, don't ask me why they got so invested in shitting up the placeThey even had an entire article on their wiki about trolling /vp/
>>728908874But shadow is explicitly shonen inspired so him having shonen kino makes sense. Plus shonen shit is in Sonic's DNA unlike tf2's
>people who were born the year tf2 came out are now legally allowed to post here
>>728908707I think the highest video number I saw posted was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phk7EE_9xME&list=PL7QtSPp9prCNwk8umqhVB2ndmGRJvt6Zm&index=2008
>>728910123No we reached up to 2289 out of (now) 3326 videos of wario dying. Meaning it was barely the halfway point of Wario deaths.
>>728904750how do I even contribute to this king of /v/ stuff, i keep seeing them year after year
>>728910123>Danganronpa>toontown>tf2Yep, this was made with autism, definitely on the spectrum
>>728908843Not only is /vp/ a shit board, but a tournament on there would be really boring compared to /v/'s purely because it lacks the fun of having all these different series clashing together AND Pokémon itself is a series about battling, seeing trainers or Pokémon against each other is nothing.
>>728910559just learn to draw or pose 3d models or edit videos and use it to shitpost when the tournaments happen
>>728891539...In the good ending.
>>728910605shut up
>>728908843>/vp/ has great shitpost game in general.Groudon has game
>>728908843i unironically think charizard and tobias could make it far solely based off of shitposts
>>728910738You know I'm right, and I wish I wasn't.
>>728910607is there a way to vote or is this just an oc contest
I think we shouldn't have Wario and Waluigi be separate from Mario via spin-off clause
>>728911471Both
>>728888030Objectively the best class with the highest skill ceiling.
>>728889732Alice tribute Alice tribute Alice tribute Alice tribute Alice tribute Alice tribute
>>728879718my KINGs!
>>728913303>Jackkektruly our KING
>>728912680but enough about scout
>>728909208>>728909274>>728909360I'm bumping it whenever I see it, in the hope that even a small successful year like this could snowball into a "real" /tv/ tourney. Hell getting the obligatory Bane win might make things even better
>>728901615How is he so STRONG?
>>728913303Jack is too masculine to be turned into a woman.
>>728898451sexmoar
>>728911854Then we'd have to make Mario a Donkey Kong character, so nothing really changes.
>>728914175Not really, donkey Kong is pretty separated from Mario now.
>>728911854>WarioHis games are entirely separate from Mario, it would be strange to then not have Wario be from his games.>WaluigiLiterally only appears in spin-offs.
>>728914716His first game was a part of the Mario series.
>>728911016I thought about it and you're right. /vp/ is so autistic that they would vote based on stats or whos team would beat who
Hex Maniac is NAKED.
What's the origin of "MY HERO" shitposting? Isn't this a /dbs/ meme? How did it start?
King of /v/ 2025 had a great final four but of course Eggfags had to throw a fit over their pick losing.
>>728914285But Mario first appeared as Mario in Donkey Kong Junior, if we're being that strict.
>>728915220I blame Arthas, even if it wasn’t his drawfags’ fault, but his other supporters soured the mood.
>>728915404That's actually not the same Mario.
>>728915467I don't think Smash Brothers would agree
>>728915562You take smash brothers as a legitimate source of information?
>>728914936Yeah. I'd like to campaign for some interesting trainer or Pokémon but /v/ doesn't vote for those and a /vp/ tournament wouldn't be enjoyable.
>>728915592>You cite the celebration of Nintendo history as a source of Nintendo historyUh, yes?And if you don't agree with that, New Donk City in Mario Odyssey pretty strongly implicates Jumpman and Mario are the same guy, meaning Mario is technically a Donkey Kong character first.
Queen>Nooooo Tron was a spitevote! She doesn't make sense!>Etna is a sore loser campooner pick! She got Bazz boosted from a lucky start!King>Scout, could you be a bro and throw some more Samus breast expansion milk onto Reimu? Thank you.>Damn, Wario dies by being crucified goes hard. He suffers, just like me.
>Adachi will need the Persona 4 Remake boost to qualify againGrim, hopefully they don't tone down his character or censor scenes for being too misogynistic or whatever lest it becomes a nerf instead
>>728906018Scout saved /v/ by turning Reimu into Yukari
I think if we learning anything this year it's that so long as the finale is fun King is worth it.
>>728906372>Hex and 2B are examples of characters with god awful threads.Not only do they have awful threads but they invade other characters waifu threads to shit them up with ERPing, cuckold and blacked bullshit, unironically talking about being trannies, and shilling their discordsThere is no OC or porn or whatever that can make me vote for that absolute cancer
>>728916959Any character that becomes primarily known through cooming gets awful threads. See also Mario Princess threads, Shantae threads, threads about League girls, any thread about Pokegirls, etc.
>>728914716>His games are entirely separate from MarioI agree, but let's be real. No character would go beyond round 2 in King, and most of the times only Wario would be top 128
>>728917059It's a miracle Midna won without the involvement of her bad threads. Ever since 2022, Midna threads on /v/ had had piss and shit fetishism galore. I have no clue what started it, before that they were fine (for coomer threads).
>>728905973I was worried HUNKposting would be dead after he failed to qualify again but that shit was entertaining this King.
>>728916351Cranky kong's existence alone disproves that though.
>>728917547No one was HUNKposting during queen, which is what gave him his boost in 2024. The rigging was so bad that almost no one gave hexfag shit after round 1. I think he has a pretty good chance to qualify next year. HUNKposting is so fun bros
>>728881859What does she think about him having a bucket of chicken?
>>728884321I love this stupid image.
>>728916712I’m genuinely sad he didn’t even qualify. What has /v/ become?
>>728917943gunk.. ill need you to do something about that NIGGER recette next year.
>>728917551Uh, Gorillas have shorter lifespans and he aged faster than Mario?
>>728918162Persona 4 is before the current /v/ userbase's time I guess, Chie didn't even get enough replies to be nominated in Queen and she used to be THE vidya tomboy waifu
>>728917943RE is the only series where the series cap genuinely hurts. I wish Leon, Chris, Wesker and HUNK could all be in at once.
>>728918487Chie had actually beaten Midna once in the tournament. A lot of characters have fallen off nowadays.
>>728906018>>728916756Wait that’s actually fucking smart, avoiding the schizo by just using Yukari instead. Thank you Scout.
>>728918393You're retarded and grasping at straws.
>>728918945Honestly I have a bit of faith that Chie will finally return next year.I don't think Persona fans will let a tournament go by without at least one of their waifus making it in, and Aigis is busy sitting this one out
>>728919189This is the same franchise that insists Pauline can be a child, in a sequel to the original Donkey Kong where she was an adult. It's not some strict thing.
>>728890124Hohoho' no problemo pal!
>>728891025Make an FPS with better gameplay that's also free and I'll consider it
https://files.catbox.moe/y38970.mp4
He was robbed
>>728921362Eggman vs. Gordon would've been cool, too.Especially after neither got jack shit at TGA despite lots of anticipation on both sides.
>>728906185Fuck I know Prime 4 was a letdown but shitposting these two in tourney was fun as fuck, I hope they can actually qualify next time
>>728920472Wario dies to this btw
>>728913303My fuarking heroines!
>>728908978Mate, there are single shitposters who have ruined entire boards, ruining a thread isn't hard in comparisonEspecially if you just spam the same low effort shit like that guy does
>>728916959I notice every time a sticky shows up there's a lot of ERP bullshit with gacha characters, sometimes Midna, sometimes 2B and Hex, it depends but I think the source is some /trash/ general. I'm not certain though.
>>728904902Yes. I enjoyed Cirno’s BE gimmick.
>>728924787She jobbed
>>728913303my fuarking semen demons and my hero Jack
Are you ready for the third grox vs dazai rematch next year?
>>728926539I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it happens again. They’ve been pretty much dominating the side brackets.
>>728926539I instead hope the Grox finally makes it to the main bracket.Not so sure about Dazai, since he has to compete with other SMT characters.
I jobbed...
>>728927127Battler..
>>728926787As far as I'm concerned Dazai can only get in if another SMT character gets put on hiatus, otherwise it's pretty much always going to be>Demi-fiend>Jack Frost>Nahobinoeating up the series limit slots
I will play scoutI will put on most obnoxious looking cosmetics when I see a furry pyro or medicI will hard focus on themI will do a frame 1 schadenfreude the moment I get a kill on them regardless if I die or notand I will continue doing this until they leave the server
>>728927768I could see Dazai getting more votes than Nahobino in some universes
>>728928097Based
How common is it to have King/Queen threads in between tourneys?
>>728929996you might see a few every so often into Jan, but after that it's a sporadic thing, it's typically not seen often as we don't want to risk the entire tourney getting shut down.
>>728907138Well, how did it go?
>>728916712Hes usually a pretty quiet pick but im sure if he has a dedicated campaigner he can do well (like almost every silent pick) I always vote for him regardless because hes funny
>>728921362I love this pic. And also the greentext because that's how people assmad with HL sound like lol
>>728931542my OC bones are still kinda broken (and i have some christmas stuff to prepare), I'll see if I can get something out today
>>728892708Heavy is bad in all maps
>>728934050VSH maps?
>>728934135bad movement against saxton gets you bodyslammed
>>728934164works on my brass beast
>>728934239i call that the sneed beast, therefore you lose this argument and I must accept your concession
True
>>728879718I had a good time. Good for Scout. Can someone post the completed map?
>>728934918You should feel very happy, half of your main won a tournament I nominated him
>>728935303I'm very proud
>>728934918
>>728935672this has to be the worst map yet
>>728936298Many other maps are coherent, well connected. Maybe it would be better if one of the rules was that no walls are allowed, we wouldn't have to deal with the weird buildings problem.
>>728936482We need a "No including the sky in tiles on the bottom of the map" rule
>>728935672>no Rancekek
>>728935672Thank you. It looks great.>>728936298We did our best and our best turned out great.>>728936482Certainly, though we made it work turning it into a building plan. >>728936841In my defense, one of the tile I made, G7, was originally grass, then changed to a sky. But I also messed up going for a middle piece that wasn't ready yet.
>>728937138I blame augie
is his some discord troon thing
>>728937826>Trannies unpromptedDONE.
>>728913303I'm not gay but damn I'd suck on femBatters fat fucking futa cock
>>728938262Grimm..
>>728913303Sex with femwhitekorrascout while femkrisbatter watches.
>>728913303fembatter is pretty
>>728913303Fem Dante > Fem Armstrong > Fem Batter > Fem Shadow > Jack > Fem Scout
>>728913303They say the gender gap isn't real, but what I'm seeing right now is Jack >>>>>>>>>> the rest.
>>728913303Which fem king gives the best head?
>>728939857In terms of giving the best head.FemScout (would probably make a lot of noise which is hot.) > FemDante (probably know foreplays.) > FemBatter (is very obedient.) > FemArmstrong = FemGrimm > FemShadow
>>728939857femshadow, basing off of how big rouge's tits are, male rouge's dick size is probably similar. that means femshadow would have to be very good at what she does
>>728879718My King Diaper
>>728913303And people says that Jack isn't the best king. Just look at his harem
>>728939726you only say that because you know she orders pizza
>>728940457kek
I wonder if we'll ever get a pre-2000's king winner
>>728941269
>>728882282But enough about Soldier 76
why did he do it? what side tournament will he go for next?
>be me>have 20 hours in TF2>play medic>get raped by scout>play heavy>get raped by scout>play pyro >get raped by scout >play spy>get raped by scout>play sniper>get raped by scout>play engineer>get raped by scout>play soldier >get raped by fall damage >play demo>rapes scoutHoly fucking god
>>728941619BOTTOM
>>728939857>Fem ArmstrongLearned some utterly demonic blowjob techniques while partying with Epstein. Can use her nanomachines to increase the grip of her throat>Fem DanteHas the physical prowess needed to give you an amazing time, but going off the dmc1 novel she would be unable to go to bed without being mired by her daddy issues (assuming Eva is gender-bent too), so your experience is heavily dependent on what your willing to deal with in bed. Her playfulness, Doppelganger and Quicksilver might just make it worth it even if you hate dealing with women however. Not to mention the fact that Swordmaster ensures that she gives good handjobs>Fem BatterVery emotionless, just wants to make you cum as quickly and efficiently as possible. Treats you more like a machine made of meat with buttons that she can press to receive different reactions rather than a human being >Fem Grimm[Meshikutteneru. (Atage)] Ra kara Hajimaru Inpon Onaho no Koi>Fem ShadowAutisticly cold and dangerous brocon who misses her brother, so it would be a hassle to get her to start, but she can be easily be somewhat passified if you show even a little bit of physical kindness like patting her head and looking her in the eye while she sucks. Black Arms dna probably means she can do some crazy tentacle shit to your cock, and chaos control + super speed would let her compress hours worth of pleasure into just a second, but she is to vanilla to do any of this without prior conditioning (Said conditioning involves subtly imitating a lot of the trails of r63 Maria )>Fem ScoutLiterally canonically Gods gift to earth, you would think that she would be awful given all of her posturing, but she practically rapes your cock with her mouth. Makes her throat muscles double jump while still surrounding your cock and handles your balls like they where signed by Babe Ruth. Nothing short of utter face fuck perfection
>>728941875>Very emotionless, just wants to make you cum as quickly and efficiently as possible. Treats you more like a machine made of meat with buttons that she can press to receive different reactions rather than a human being I-I kind of want this one
>>728941875>all of these
>>728941619let the demon side of him get lose
>>728941358Wasn't the one who won, doesn’t count.
>>728943410If you tried actually nominating him he'd get barred doebeit
>>728913303Jack is so lucky....
>>728882589>>728904902>>728905039
>>728944209i got off my chair to kneel IRL
>>728913303Sexo with everyone except Shadow
>>728886569based tntbro
I think fem Grimm scares me more than regular Grimm because you know she'd go for a man's ass faster than grimm would.
>>728913303I like them.
>>728945805they're really cute
>>728945805thats just hilda and may in cosplay
>>728945805They'd lose to fat bastard cock.
I like femBatter when she is with ponytail more
>>728947479>Eggman and WarioThey’d win.
>all kings so far have white, black and/or red as their primary colorsbased on this, predict our next king
>>728947813>red hair>white suitYup. YUP. This is his year.
>>728947813It's-a MY year, nigg-a!
>>728947813
>>728947813All me btw
>King/Queen threads are just /co/ Death Battle actually Dragon Ball threads, but somehow even more retardedlel
>>728948421they aren't cause neither of those threads actually make OC while king/queen does
>>728948421...on opposite day
>>728947770>eggman and wario die from 1225 different std after getting raped by femscout.mp3
>>728949365>1225GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>728949562?
>>728949813
>>728945805kek
>no OC of Ryu K. Rool fucking his two barred wives
>>728951715Literally the most appropriate winner
2026 is the SERIOUS Battler yearNo more funny jobber man. Me and my fellow Battlerbros will blow you away with our OC kino. I will not hesitate to spoil the entirety of Umineko if it means Battler's victory.
>>728951715he doesn't fuck, he just does that one pose he always does
shit I forgot to nominate the Subway Slammerall those f*males were left slamming-free
>>728952160>Subway SlammerI forgot the context of this
>>728952342dude from the Persona 5 mobile game that slams into women in the subway
>>728951842>we still don't have an elite 8 image for this year's barred
>>728952676LOL
>>728953059The person who will make it has to use the b4k archive and search the thread where he was created and use it as the background, or put something tourney related since he belongs to "4chan Tournaments">it's him
>>728951976You do that and I'll make sure he doesn't even get past round 1.
>>728955256i need to see her cotton cheese butt
I believe YIIKBROS, ROLANDGODS AND ANCESTORASSHOLES will qualify next year. Plus battler will have a serious campaign based on his game and will reference the final rumble occasionally
>>728880010Cute roleplay
>>728951976>implying he will get to round 3
>>728960021He will these even numbers dictate it.
>>728957141Not a single lie was detected in this post.
>>728961054My HEROES
>>728961976...and Gayralt of Cryvia
>>728962062Yeah as I said my HEROES no IFS ANDS OR BUTS
>>728951976If you spoil Umineko, then you'll also spoil the fact that Battler is a literal tranny lover, thus damaging his reputation
>>728913303>Literally cannot be genderbent.THE MOST KING OF THEM ALL
>>728963379As if.
>>728960273I have forseen it: Battler won't even make it out of qualifers.
>>728963461>character is so shit nobody cares enough to 63 himlol
SHOO STEALTHIES SHOO
>>728961054jobberDEITY...Is the sound on this supposed to work? Doesnt for me
>>728964615Jack isn't shit. They just respect his strength and masculinity.
>>728879718Ok guys I’m gonna leak the Epstien FilesNigger __________ Kike ________ Spic ____________ Bitch __________ Cunt ___________ Fag __________ Tranny __________ Mudskin ______________ Jeet __________ Chink _________________ SlavicPig _________________ Gatorbait ___________Yid _________________ Fudgepacker _________ Redneck ____________ Cocksucker ________ CarrotTop Dyke
>>728966036bullshit.
>>728961054Ridley proved himself this year. He can be swapped out for Sylux who couldn't even get into Next 128 with a FOTM boost
God going back to regular /v/ after the King threads sucked
>>728934040Thread won't last much longer anyways, sorry bro
>>728882282But enough about Hanzo
>>728967757>ridley proved himself this yearHe did nothing but job.
>>728967757Ridley didn't prove shit other than him riding the coat-tails of king k. Rool
>>728969750Absolutely, I've found some decent threads but overall it's bad, as always
>>728884452>But as soon as it's mean spirited it's SHITI agree. An alive inflated, latex female sounds hot but that kills it for me
>Have to wait a whole YEAR to campaign for EGGOD againWhat is even the POINT?
>>728970823Actually it's 2 years
>>728970976just campaign for Robotnik during the wait
>>728971063Campaign should be supporting some by proxy or just have Eggman nega there or metal sonic.
>>728934050Heavy is pretty good on cart.
>>728971319ENTER
>>728971519Lmao not when there's decent demos on the enemy team
>>728970976>Actually it's 2 yearsWait what? You guys don't do this every year?
>>728973028We do, but characters who make it to quarterfinals get forced to skip a year if they lose so they don't dominate the brackets every year.
>>728970128>got to Round 3>>728970203>riding the coattails of a completely different franchise's character
>>728961054Where's Rance?
>>728969806Yeah it's pretty late.I was planning to make this even more ambitious but I have been lacking a lot of energy recently and it's way past the final, but at the very least I got something.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/728478126/#728487582https://vocaroo.com/1gVDqP50o6ZU
>>728879718/tnt/ should cuck him again
>>728974123kino as always my man
>>728973548Rance got raped and betrayed in the super KWAB chamber.
>>728973228I'm correct.
>>728974295Can't cuck a winner.
>>728974123My...VILLAIN!Thanks torres anon
>>728970823Two whole years for Wario to try again hurts my soul
>>728974123Thanks a lot mate, it was worth the wait, you earned yourself a well-deserved break
>>728879718He hurts people.
>>728973228...while doing nothing and jobbed.
>>728976697This, if anything, should be John Ward who has to look out now.
>>728947893>>728947813it's HIS turn bros
>>728951712He can't win next King, unless Peppino gets boosted to the finals. Wario Dedede and Eggman are all out, baseball-associated psychos need a fat guy finalist to win.
>>728974123>Scout at the end>AND A LITTLE TF FOR THE BOAT TOO!KEK, thanks for the OC anon.
>>728979804John Ward watches from the chair now.
>>728980349>became a survivor after getting raped by demons in Hell>forced to sit on the cuck chairJohn had a hard year
>>728981187I dunno I find it pretty Chortle worthy
>>7289571411 and they're actually all me
>>728982267This guy is banned from the jobber squad.
Amaterasu should've won
