>press ctrl to dodge
>>728886157How small is your fucking hand?
>not using Altlol lmao
ctrl is for crouchingshift + w/a/s/d is for dodging
I've always just tilted my keyboard a bit
Shift to DodgeCtrl to SprintC to CrouchSpace to Jump
>>728886157As a kid I would smash the crouch button so hard in TF2 on jump maps when rocket jumping my pinky finger would start to bleed
I have never liked left crtl.
>>728886157>thumb not on the middle of the spacebarthe keyboard would break first
good practice for guitar ngl, gaming/typing in general if you don't watch your fingers at all. having good hand/eye coordination will make playing an instrument easier (esp sightreading). having a "strong" pinky is huge for classical guitar.
>>728886157You need Loomis
>>728886157thisit's retarded
>>728886157hwo my thumb feels on the msaetphoen
>to dodge
>>728886157C is superior.Ctrlannies will deny this.
>>728886278>Ctrl to SprintI was going to say you should be shot but this sounds like a fair switch in games where toggle-Sprint is the better option, e.g. most action games. Good idea anon
>>728886157just hit it with the bottom part of your pinky's knuckle
>>728886157>crouch is default set to shift>accidentally set off sticky keys in a multiplayer match
>>728886643How does a pinky get stronger anyway?There are no muscles in fingers.
keyboards are not for gamingcontroller is better
How old were you guys when you grew out of using Ctrl to crouch and switched to C like an adult?
>>728886157never have i seen such a relatable image
>press d to dodge
>>728886978NTA but you kinda slowly have to get into the habit of using it for activities, every single guitarist (who can actually play) or pretty much every single musician WILL have to learn how to use the pinky eventually. Keyboard/Piano players esp. probably.
>>728886278this feels most natural and puts less strain on me
>>728887129>press W to Walk (forward)
>>728886157Shift and Ctrl are stupid and gay, there i said it.
>>728887129>f for forward>b for backwards>r for turn right>l for turn left>d for duck/dodge/dive/dip>j for jump>s for shootI think you might be onto something
If I played an instrument in addition to having a keyboard heavy job and gaming that would be some chronic tendon injury for sure.
>alt tab doesnt work properly to switch windows in games anymore, need to mash tab to hope it works>look up solution online>"lol dude just use <completely unergonomic key combo> instead"
>>728886157Fucking handlets
>>728886643>>728886978Due to a basketball accident when being a kid and the finger muscle not healing properly I got this weid opposite problem where if I really stretch the pinky far apart I have van halen level dexterity both on guitar and playing but if I'm using a too small of a keyboard the finger starts feeling cramped and it hurts, yes pinkies develop strength if you use them often.
>>728887129>press B to BlowReally?
>>728887348>basketball accidentjust say gang violence. this is 4chan so you can be honest
I made Shift interact and E dodge when I played Elden Ring on keyboard. Then I stopped playing with keyboard cause it was so fucking annoying.
>mfw there are people who UNIRONICALLY use ESDF to free up keys for crouching/sprinting/dodge
>>728886978its the tendons not the muscles that you train iirc. being able to stretch your pinky/be as much independant from your ring finger as possible is huge for guitar. modulation of chords, long stretches, its v useful. also holding a barre chord (index finger flat on the fretboard) takes some practice for a beginner.
>>728886157>keyboardNOT. EVEN. ONCE.
>>728887289>alt tab doesnt work properly to switch windows in games anymoreIt doesn't? I've only seen very few games that kind of fuck this up and usually hitting windows then alt tab works which is one extra button.
>>728886157Baby hand problems.
>>728887460Gaymepads are for queers
>>728887428>ts the tendons not the muscles that you train iircNigga, what do you think is pulling on the tendons? Healthy tendons are good, though.
>>728886157>he doesn't have his keyboard titled at an angle to allow for optimal gameplay performance>>to dodgesome people just aren't meant for pc gaming, especially fpses.
>>728887401No no literally it was an intense school match and a white dude passed the ball really hard while I was spacing out and the ball hit the tip of my pinky full force.
>>728887056The only options for pressing C are thumb and index, which both have other high priority positions. Pinky's most important key is shift, which usually doesn't need to be pressed at the same time as ctrl. Therefore ctrl is usually a better option for crouch.
>>728887428there are no muscles in the fingers though so they can't really get any stronger you got what you got and thats it not like arms you can pump up or legs or something like that your fingers are just fingers there for moving around and its a big difference in humans vs other monkeys or apes that have finger muslces but no dexterity well we got the dexterity big time our fingers can do anythin all stuff but they cant get bigger or strong like the gorilla or the orangutan because they got no muscles in em its just flesh and bone ppluss some wirey stuff to move em around you can see this for yourself if you hold your arm out and relax it and squeeze your wrist with your other hand youll see it curves your fingers automatically because youre pulling on the wires that move em all they way from the forearm and all that tin
>>728886157Why don't you guys use capslock?
>>728886157I know the default keyboard control scheme in Marvel's Spiderman Remastered really wasted my fingers, but I couldn't fully adjust to a controller.
>>728887018a left hand keypad with an analog stick in place of space would give you everything a controller can give you while keeping the perfection of the mouse
>>728887769>GGI'm not that excited that we won. Relax.
>>728887694Fucking non-sense. What is your definition of finger strength then? Grip strength is obviously a thing. And progressing things like pic related is also very obviously possible.
>>728887769because i've turned it into a second fn key
>>728887860>more concerned about looking cool than performing well
>>728886157turn that mfer slantways
>>728886157your response?
>>728887853I started using this recently, it's perfect
>>728887694what about climber hands. check out Alex Honnold's hands for example. you can train finger tendon strength for sure
>>728888015This looks like an AI generated image
>>728887769cuz i gotta type sometimes
>>728886157>crouch to space bar>jump to one of the mouse side buttons >lower aim sensitivity to Lshift the only real to play any shooter
>>728888063It's just an out of focus marketing image, zoomer
I had some major finger, hand, wrist and forearm pain for over a year. Rice bucket training is what helped the most. It's slow progress but really does strengthen all the small muscles across the arm.
>>728886157>dodgeslopwhy would you not just play with a controller?
>>728888063Its a super clean touched up advertising image for a product only reason you think that is because 90% of AI models want to output that style of stuff.
>>728887769The little light on my keyboard triggers my autism
>>728887769I LIKE USING CAPSLOCK FOR PUSH TO TALK
>>728888015I don't understand how you would use this.
>>728886157Which first person games have a dodge bound to ctrl? Don't tell me you're one of those turd worlders playing on old office gear that think mouse and keyboard is always the way to go because they can't afford a controller.
>>728887694Are you retarded? Yeah, there aren't any muscles in the fingers, but they're still connected to the muscles in the forearm, which can be strengthened. What, do you think the fingers move by magic? Open and close your hand, and look at your forearm.
>>728888013"Just pres M6-b §21(a) to dodge bro"
>>728887769Bitch I'm a loyal customer of cheap logitech keyboards you really expect me to hit that big ass spongy hunk of a button for important game inputs?
>>728886157Is this about the Pragmata demo?
>using KB for anything other than strategy games
>>728888013This shit is so nice but I am reliant on it now.
>me watching the controller andy try to aim and dodge in an FPS game
>>728888013Constantly pressing buttons on the mouse detracts from being able to move the mouse precisely. I don't like that.
>>728888726
>>728886157>he didn't rebind capslock to controlEmbrace emacs NOW and save yourself!
>>728886278>C to CrouchConsolitis-infected mongoloid
>>728888726FPS players are the bottom of the barrel scum of gaming their pride is forth shit.
>>728887018Controllers are dogshit. You can press far more buttons on a keyboard. Controllers are adequate for babby goyslop games, but any serious game requires too many buttons.
>>728888807Sorry, I bound capslock to esc already, since I'm a vi chad.
>>728886157No one uses CTRL to dodge of all things.>CTLR is for height control. So descend/crouch/lie down, etc>F is the interact button>E is for quick inventory menu>Q is the special visual button (like using the detective sense, looking from the POV of your eagle or whatever)>shift is sprint/run>C is for your first special attack>and ALT is a button for everything related to dodging/parry>G is drop item/throw grenade>R is reload>T is wait>V is to enter vehicles/mount horses>H is to toggle your torchYou are weird, if you don't map your hotkeys exactly like mine.
>>728888909I used to do that but then I tried emacs...
>>728886157>he doesn't claw grip his keyboardngmi
>>728886643I'm trying to game, not play music.
>>728886157big brainers use tab, check mate
>>728888013>attempt to bind controls in game to a mouse button>game doesn't recognize mouse buttonsYour response?
>>728888989I inform the developers that they have the sensibilities of a game developer from 1992. It's 2025. Mice have more than three buttons now. Get with the fucking times.
>>728888910>F is the interact buttonThat's quick melee or special attack 1>E is for quick inventory menuTHAT'S INTERACT WTFTab is for quick inventory, clearlyThe others I forgive if not always agree.
>>728888989If the game doesn't recognize them as generic buttons you could just map the mouse buttons to numpad keys or something.
For me it's:>ctrl to crouch>shift to sprint>space to jumpDodging is gay. Either block, parry, or tank it. If a game does not allow this, it is not worth playing.
>>728889178Tide games prefer dodging to blocking. You only block when you run out of dodges or are against berserkers.
>>728886157Get gud, scrub
>>728888910>binding G to grenadeDumb nigger. You're limiting your mobility while throwing grenades if you do that since it requires you to move your fingers away from your movement keys to do so unless you've got a weird fucking thumb that can hit the g key. Just bind that shit to one of your side mouse buttons. If you don't have at the least a m4 and m5 button on your mouse, you're dumb.
>>728888807>>728888909>>728888946
>>728886157just use right hand and thumb reaches ctrl fine
>>728889330ring finger on w
>W - forward>double W - barrel roll forward
>>728887129>press g for grenade
SDF for punchesZXC for kicksArrow keys for movement,
>>728889268I almost never dodge in that game. I play classes that can block well and ignore the others.
>>728886157i put control on capslock, but i don’t really use kb&m for video games
>>728887460When i was a kid i injured my wrist playing Devil May Cry 3 on a controller because i would spam the fuck out of the Million Stabs move lol.
>>728889478>i play whc and exclusively face tank diaper ratsokay dude
lol i was just ranting about this yesterday because runescape dragonwilds uses control to dodge, and leave left alt unused, which is perfectly accessible based on where your thumb is sitting on the space bar. yeah, using ctrl for basically any binding makes you fucking retard.
Controller for souls games, keyboard for other gamesSome games just work better with different control schemes, thread over, pack it in
>>728887129>press r to rape(The devs are slavic)
>>728888776You get used to it eventually. And if you dont, you can just bind stuff you only use once in a while like a grenade button or something.
>>728888106>>728888238Fuck You
>>728886157>shift to sprint>space to dodge>x to jump
>>728889347Oh, damn, it's real and reverse, too.
>>728888106the fucking glyphs on the keys are garbled, sergei. your ai has failed once again, loserchenko. kill yourself, ivan.
>>728889610>wasitai
>>728889610>we used the cops to investiaget the cops and they found only policemenwtf did you expect
use sharpkeys and swap ctrl and caps lockit is my favorite tweak ever. improves every single program ever
>>728886275Does your keyboard have gyro or something? Seems like a lot of effort compared to just pressing a button.
>>728889825
>>728889813sane keyboards have qmk so you can change that shit at the firmware level.
>>728886157Lol imagine using a typewriter as a game controller.
>>728886157>disable windows key>hit ctrl with my palm instead
>>728886157I mapped ctrl and shift to the side buttons on my mouse, so I just use my right thumb for modifiers. I highly recommend it.
>>728887056Im going to rape you
>shift to run>ctrl to hold crouch>c to toggle crouch>space to jump>alt to dodgelike God intended
>press 6
>>728890556I can,t even fucking do 5 what makes MMO and shit like hotbar inventory games think I can press 6+
ctrl?
>>728886278which one is for going prone then?
> press Windows key to dox yourself live
Keyboards are fucking shit for vidya and the people that popularized the argument that keyboards were better were FPS autistsic tryhards that are all fucking dead today anyway. The argument always boils down to MUH FPS IS BETTER ON M+KB THOUGH which is fucking retarded because FPS are not the majority of all vidya to begin with. It fucking sucks, controller is better and actually meant to be used for both vidya and for both of your fucking hands. M+KB is for your personal PC use or office work, not vidya. Cocksuckers. Fuck you.
That's why I have crouch in S. When do you ever walk backwards in a game anyway? Just spin around. Also this new captcha is awful.
>>728889309>pinky scratchingngmi
>>728890724Z
>>7288905566 is easy, mr girlhands. 7 is a stretch though
>>728888371Cyberpunk
>>728890556>press 9
>>728888521kek yes
>>728890839literally the only good part of controllers is the analog stick you sperg
>>728890839I agreethe only games I want m+kb is counter strike and maybe baldur's gate 3and bg3 is mostly because they make a separate baby UI when you use a controller. if they gave the full UI for controller and let me select the UI element I want with the right stick I'd probably use controller for that too
>>728886157Mouse 5 to crouch, that way it's a thumb squeeze.
>>728886157in darktide i made it Xand now every game i play im instinctively pressing X
>>728886896Thread should've ended here. I don't know why people get so pissed off at this, it's not like you're actually supposed to reach down and hit ctrl with the tip of your finger. Just bump it with the side of your hand.
>ctrl to dodgeNibba. WASD to dodge. What games are you playing?>Press ctrl to fly into the air lmao bro you're suppose to shoot your feet and jump>press ctrl to win>Stanley went on the door to his right
>>728887694limp wristed pseud alert
>>72889092167
Unc playin he ganes on office tools skullemoji
>>728886157i always just bind mouse 4 or 5 to dodge
>>728886157there's such a thing as remapping your controls, zoomer retard-くん
>>728887018you're going to trigger some retarded nigger with this one
>>728886157
>>728889610retard
>>728886157I have alt and ctrl as my mouse buttons :V
>>728893503Don't post this again. You've been warned.
>>728886278I have dodge on space barIm a darktide player btw
>>728887427>your face is brownyeah, that checks out
>>728886364did your parents also make you wear a bike helmet every time you left the house?
>>728891392Ah sorry, I don't play trash from CDPR or Rockstar.
>>728888063because it is
>>728886157Pretty much why I can't game on keyboard, it took me years to get used to pressing buttons like control and alt while WASD'ing and it still hurts
>>728888169because he's retarded and wants carpal tunnel
>>728890314>ctrl f "palm">one resultyoure all fucking casuals except this guy
>>728887427Returnal doesn't deserve to be in this image. Yeah you play as a middle aged woman, but the whole point of the game is that she's trapped in hell forever because she chose her career over her family. She abandoned her sick mother and aborted her son to pursue her career and now she's pretty much fucked because of that. I'm surprised that the game even got past the censors with the message it has. Also it's actually a fun game with great music and gameplay.
>>728893627That's fine. You will be dodging more than jumping or mantling.
>>728890839/v/ is healing
>move from WASD to ESDF>suddenly you have a billion extra keys availableGames where you can use cheats to activate a much superior control method?
>>728886157Claw shift, a, w, d and spacebar. Press ctrl with the weight of your palm.
i'm curious why with all the keyboard autism people have no one has ever bothered to just remove the fucking caps lock and use it for something else. who uses caps lock for literally anything? the only people I know who ever use caps lock are emacs chads and lil vimmies
>>728886978Tendons can be trained just like muscles, it's just a much slower process.
>>728894416>caps lock is uselessI see you've never had a real job and don't know shit about using computers. You're probably posting from your phone?
>>728894508genuinely when do you need to use all caps for so long you can't just hold shift?
>>728890724Hold down C instead of tap C.
>>728890854this anon knows
>>728894739If you need to type a bunch of capital letters, like for annotating blueprints or putting formulas into a system or something else, it's way faster to just hit caps lock and then type, rather than holding shift the whole time and losing one of your typing fingers
>>728887526I have a 10.5 inch "handspan" (tip of thumb to tip of pinky when my hand is fully stretched out) and i always found left ctrl uncomfortable to use.
>action games with a keyboard
>>7288943205 years and I still can't get used to it
>>728887694Brother, please, buy a keyboard with punctuation on it.
>>728886157how fucking small are your hands that you can't just curl your pinky a little bit and hit ctrl comfortably? also why are you laying your hand flat on the keyboard?
>>728888239This
>>728886364You sound fucking retarded
>>728886157Just remap ctrl to caps lock.
>>728890556I often overshoot it and accidentally press some F keys above, fuckin up my game or app I work in
>>728894951Go play an mmo and use the ctrl modifier for micro and a lot of other shit. If you use it enough, the spiky bottom left corner of your ctrl should be wearing out fast on your keyboards and it'll be in your muscle memory.
>>728894508If your job involves using sitting at a computer, it's not a real job.
>>728894862I know what you mean. I've got a weighted vest and some hand stretchers and I use them to increase my wingspan, so to speak. Sometimes I wear them and crawl around the house for a full body workout. One time I was visiting my mom and I was there alone, she was at work and my siblings were at school, so I was crawling around in my vest and having fun, making weird noises and stuff. Just my underwear and my vest. I like to crawl up and down stairs in the vest for the extra bit of anti-leverage, hitting some different muscles, that kind of thing. So I was crawling up the stairs and making weird monster noises, you know what I'm talking about. I got to the top and heard someone cough. I looked over, and her boyfriend was sitting on the couch, staring at me. We made eye contact for a moment, then I slowly crawled backwards down the stairs (I should crawl backwards more often it hits different muscle groups) and went back to the spare bedroom. I've talked with him many times since but he has never mentioned it.
>>728894416they do? remapping capslock is so common that most keycap sets have a row 3 1.75u control key
>>728886234Niga..
>>728886157>All RTS games force you to press shit like Ctrl+5 to make control groups, which is mandatory for even lower middle tier multiplayerI'm glad we moved beyond stupid shit like having to press eg. P to create a Peasant or to throw a Plasma grenade, but can we finally also ditch the Ctrl/Shift modifier keys? Just let me fucking use Space or Tab goddamnit
>>728887254Fps qwop
my caps lock is esc when I press it and ctrl when I hold it :)
>type dodge to dodge
>>728888013I kneel with immense force of course.
>>728896006same except when i press it i turns on caps word which turns off caps automatically when i press a non-alpha key
>>728887427Whatever happened to that game with the screeching woman that was a meme in that trailor? I don't even remember the games name or if it ever came out.
>>728896410That doesn't really narrow it down. There have been alot of trailers featuring ugly middle aged girlboss women screaming.
>>728895426
>>728886259And caps lock is for sprinting
>>728886157no issues on my hhkb
>>728893627I did shift dodge and capslock sprint so i could maintain space for jump and turn on the dodge while not moving feature
>Ori>right hand on mouse for bash>wasd and space to jump>shift to glide>ctrl to dashThe fuck
>>728886234Patrician
>>728886364You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.
>>728886234your crouch jump, sir?
>>728886234for me it's F
>>728886157Pretty sure this is partially the reason I have wrist issues.
>>728887950why not next to the space bar>>728888065i type at 130-170WPM and i never use caps youre a retard>>728888239>>728895009you can disable it or rebind the caps lock to function as ctrl
>>728886157I've always wondered why there isn't much of a market for foot pedals as auxiliary buttons, given your legs aren't exactly doing anything useful
>>728897561probably because people are lazy and it would be a hassle to set up. but I bet if you made a decent product like that and marketed it as "desk fitness" or something, you make a profit from it
>>728887129>Press g to get a gf
>>728886157Me when I use a Thinkpad keyboard
You don't just press it like this?
>>728897245Oh noooo
>>728886643I'm 39 and went to Long and McQuade to buy a bass and the guy there told me not to waste my money because I was too old to learn an instrument
>>728898243Tell him to mind his own business. You do what you want.
>>728886157Just pick up your hand a little and the pinky can easily bend to reach ctrl, resting your palm on the table can cause wrist problems.
>>728886157learn to fencer grip.
>>728898035No because I don't have fucked up hands like you monkeys who keep suggesting this nonsense
>>728898243You're never too old to learn new shit.
>>728898243that didn't happen. and anyway that's bullshit. my grandpa learned the piano at 71 and he got pretty good at it. The only keyboard song I can play well is that one about the seals in the circus
>>728898513Your abillity to learn noticibly slows down as you age but you can still learn new things. Just not the same way you did when you were a young man.
>>728886157For me it's>press a to dodgeBeen using ESDF for a while but kind of regret it as rebinding every time you try a new game is annoying and some games literally break and crash if you do
press the jump button
>dodgeI'm guessing this is a game where you can't use a controller.
>>728888013>>728888776yeah I hate side mouse buttons because they mess my aim.
>>728898243aw, i would've caused a fuckin ruckus if i were you.
>press F to use/interactWhat the actual fuck is wrong with developers?
>>728899446If the game has leaning bound to q and e, then interact is f by default.
>>728886157You have baby hands. I have push to talk on CTRL so it's one of my most pressed keys.
I would love to use the ESDF layout and it is vastly superior to WASD in every way as it is far less cramped and allows you to ignore L-CTRL.Too bad that requires rebinding all of your keys for every game because it's not default.
>>728888910Ctrl is for tauntQWRTCVG are for weapons.Shift is also for tauntH is for taunt too
>>728886157>not having a well trained pinky from decades of teabaggingkek zoomers
>>728887129>press a to avoid
>>728898243>>728898243>the guy there told me not to waste my money because I was too old to learn an instrumentThis was the guy btw
>>728893897Niggas hating on returnal when the game is so fucking great is some wild blackpilling shit
>>728898243I know someone who started playing guitar when he was in his 50s and he can play some mean ass blues, whoever told you that is a nigger
>>728899739You could make a custom keyboard layout that you can toggle and just shift everything to the right on it. That way you'd still have a default to go to and just need to add the extra keys you gained on the left.
>>728895804Dude there are still games being made today that say "Press the I key to open inventory, press the P key to open the pause menu" and I'm sitting here with my left hand as far from those keys as possible and my right hand not moving an inch from my mouseh.
>>728900260judging a book by its cover is usually right, but sometimes it's wrong
>>728886157equipment issue
>>728887694>no muscles in the fingersYour mother would beg to differ
>>728900712Wow I didn't know asians get that small, never seen one irl.
>>728900712>How long is your benis>From A to Z;_;
>>728886157Wow, lots of different solutions ITT lol. I've always just used my left outer palm so I can still use my fingers to activate keys or use WASD for crouching before toggles became ubiquitous.
>>728900712>fisher price makes keyboards now
>>728887606>AYO FUCK WHITEY!
>>728901495I turned your mom inside out with a single finger you little bitch.
>press R U N to sprint
>>728887606One time I got clotheslined hardcore by a tall fucking Korean guy in my school, playing The Blob. my head bounced off the gym floor and everything. I was fine but he felt so bad about it, he apologized to me for years
>>728887984Where's the custom keyboard where the side keys are the same normal square size as the central keys? It would help you fit more into the actual functioning range of the pinky.
>>728889825kek
>>728888910What if the game has peek ability? You must use Q and E for it
>>728888013How the fuck are you supposed to grip that mouse without pressing the buttons?>>728888063The text on the leys is too messed up for it to not be.
>>728886234Im literally doing that
>>728888726>controller andyWho's Controller Andy?
>>728902485Mine is like that but not in a way that you get extra keys out of it. But if mine has it surely some other manufacturer has done it with a more standard layout, too.
>>728888891If you weren't just baiting, I'd say you've never had sex. I'll STILL say it, but for different reason.
any Z to interact chads?
>>728888013>posting the inferior mmo mouse
>>728890839Gyro controllers are the best for FPS.>B-b-but wagglan!This isn't the 80s anymore, unc. Motion controls have been functional and economical for a while, now.
>>728886157The fuck? Do you seriously lay your hand flat on your keyboard?I claw grip the WASD keys
>>728893503what the fuck is a moot
>>728895247>app
>>728897245C is for crouch
>>728886157>dodgeunbound>blockunbound>parryunboundi dont use that weak shit.
>>728886157starcraft pros use this part
>>728904517They don't, because that's a right hand.
>>728904686
>>728903829>he can't parryWeak
>>728886278>JumpNo, i use SPACE to kill niggers
>>728904936just say you got filtered and move on.
>>728886157i use my thumb to click shift and ctrl
>>728905118tank this*fucks you*now what lmao ;P
I can't stop using Ctrl for crouch, it's too ingrained in me. Everytime I try to switch off I can never get used to it and I always end up switching back.
>>728903147I've had sex many hundreds of times.
>>728905567And what is the problem exactly?Ctrl is fine for couch hold, C is for couch toggle.Really old PC gaymers use Caps because that's where Ctrl used to be.
>>728905809>>728903147And furthermore I'm not baiting. Controllers are for tards.
Shift - RunDouble tap directionals - DodgeCtrl - Temporary crouchC - Crouch toggleAlt - Slow walkTab - MenuE - Interact
>>728905809people say that having lots of sex makes you better at it when they're arguing for fucking a lot of people.but when you have a girlfriend, you have sex every day, sometimes even more, so isn't that the best practice?
>>728897561People whined about having to move their arms for the Wii so we're never getting anything beyond KB+M and stock controllers ever again
>>728905927Ehh idk. Sex got boring for me after a while, I don't care if I never do it again.
>>728905925>double tap
okay hear me outif you have a racing wheel controller, you can set crouch to the accelerator/break pedal
>>728905925Amazing how there are no posts with Aqua images that are good
>>728886157>doesn't have thumb clustersn00bs...
>>728906103Many games can't handle multiple input devices at the same time.I don't have a wheel sadly but using a controller for the movement and mouse for aiming doesn't work most of the time.
>>728905253you just had sex with a male anon.thats gay.you are a faggot by your own admission.
>>728906304ah shit
>>728904686akshully it's a mirror reflection of a left hand
>>728906441Then why isn't watermark reflected?Also my hand looks very similar so I can tell it's a right hand.
>>728906036Have you tried Sex 2 yet?
>>728906354>he missed the parry window because he didnt say "no homo"
>>728888013I already fat-finger the side buttons on my g502 hero, this would be a nightmare
>>728888013I have never used side mouse buttons and I never will
>>728886157I remap that shit to mouse button 4
>>728893503
>>728906967but thats the melee buttonand mouse 5 is grenade.mouse 3 is for dodge.
You guys all failed the IQ test.
>>728907026>he doesn't flick his mouse to dodgemouse control is also part of the immersion
>>728886157>Right handed skill issueSucks to not suck, pleb
>>728889610>or significant part of itthank you for identifying the ai saar
>>728907180I'm shitpost-maxing.
>>728886157warframe
>>728890839>FPS are not the majority of all vidya to begin withPlay third person action games on controller. Play FPS on M&KB. Simple as.
The only acceptable method is>double tap w/a/s/d to dodge
>>728907498i used to play that game religiously and i was completely fine. if i played it now with the same key bindings i'd end up in a hospital
>>728907610Not every game will support that.
>>728907235But my pinky is always on shift. How small are your hands?
>>728898243If anything, my ability to learn new things has improved with my patience and wisdom.
>>728886278>sticky keys
>>728886157I hate using left Ctrl for anything.
>>728907456ive always put ctrl and shift on the side, with jump on scrollwheel
>>728907825>jump on scrollwheelyou belong in an institution with padded walls and 24/7 supervision.
>>728907251no it isnt you fucking larperi made a good comment and you cant admit it so you are pivoting to some shit you just made up.
>>728903815holy retard
>all these fingerlets ittYou people disgust me and you dare to call yourself white.
>>728886157Just use your index retard
>>728907923it was a stupid joke, anon, settle down
>>728903815>C is for crouchBrown hands typed this
>>728907825I don't like using middle mouse button maybe because mice I use have hard to press scroll wheels.I got used to pressing multiple keyboard keys with the same finger. So my pinky is able to hold shift and control at the same time if needed. It's never needed.But I use free scroll wheel to spam actions.
>>728886157Space to dodge/sprintCtrl to jumpShift to crouchIt's as simple as that.
>>728908051yeh so was minei guess were just a couple of silly boys, sitting together...
>>728908039l-lewd...
>>728907456Holy fuck I feel like I just got hit with divine knowledge. How did I never think of that before. Thanks Anon.
For me?It's C to Crouch
>>728893503I have never seen this man in my life
>>728902267Oh yeah? I didn't even have to finger your mom to make her start sprouting tumorous flesh bulbs from her body, I just made her look outside
>>728908784You're welcome.
>>728907678How do you even reach your spacebar with your left thumb if it's on the table inches away from your keyboard? He bends his fingers into a claw and pushes his hand forward.
i use my thumb for control and its a habit i cant unlearn.
>>728909137I'm currently trying to figure out how to make a macro that facilitates copying an image ready to be reposted elsewhere but so far it's eluding me. Thoughts? I've never made a macro before.
>>728886157>press f for flashlight
>>728886234based arthritis enjoyer
>>728909232Here's an interesting fact. The eldest brother of a family almost always has a longer ring finger than pointer finger, but later sons have longer pointer fingers than rings fingers.Apparently, testosterone exposure in the womb affects the lengths of fingers. It's theorized that eldest sons get the strongest dose, and later sons get weaker doses to reduce competition for the sake of the family genes being passed on overall, but that's just one possible explanation, nobody really knows why this happens.
>>728909179Are you using 4ChanX?Because you can post pictures directly from url or clipboard.AutoHotkey will also allow for very long macros if you want to just paste text.
>>728909387No, never even considered getting 4chanx. I'm using the logitech hub to program my mouse buttons after a year of having it and not realizing I had so much more freedom waiting to be tapped though.
>>728909232Actual retard.
>>728909459use ahk my nigga
>>728909459Oh, boy. Get 4ChanX ASAP, but don't curse my linage for showing it to you. As for mouse I got used to this setup it's also great for programing. But I'm trying to learn how to use vim to not use mouse at all.
>>728909459you should install 4chanx, it's a massive QoL improvement to this site even if you dont use it for what that anon said
>>728886157>using your pinkie, not the base of your fingerabsolutely retarded
>>728907695How have you not disabled sticky keys by now?
Shift = jumpZ = shootCtrl = crouchSpace = useArrow keys to move.
>>728909826maybe I'll just fucking burn you alive, how does that sound
>>728909826what about the mouse hand?
>>728909826That leaves 1 unused finger for the left and right hand each.This means your game could be easily played on a controller.Even if I still prefer playing 2D games on a keyboard.
>>728886157It's so easy
>>728910813you have small hands.
>>728910813Wash your hands.
i just play on controllerthere is no real reason to play on M+KB unless it's a strategy game or something that requires absolute perfection with aiming like quake or UT
how would you retards bind Pragmata then?>ctrl is dodge>alt is hacking stuff>space is jump>shift is sprint
>>728910908Yeah I got optimal gamer hands
>>728886740
>>728888013mouse phone
>>728886364just bind crouch to shift lol
>>728911269Swap dodge and hack. Ctrl = hack is fine, alt = dodge is perfect. Ctrl isn't impossibly hard to hit, it's simply inconvenient.
>>728886157WASD is a flawed button layout. First of all, it's completely offset from a proper home row layout. There's a nub on most F keys for a reason, so you can always find it without looking. Second, UP/DOWN are covered by one finger, but LEFT/RIGHT is keeping two fingers occupied for no reason. Third, it doesn't account at all for right hand keyboard use. A better layout would be EFDG. Middle finger still handles UP/DOWN, index finger does LEFT/RIGHT by itself. Thumb on space still, but your other fingers are now free to manage a wider range of buttons, and without the LEFT direction tying up the ring finger. And you can easily mirror the layout for IJKL on the right hand.Of course nobody is going to do this now that we've all been trained to play games wrong.
>>728912074lol
>>728887769BECAUSE i ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT IT
>>728887056Ive always used C, since half-life
>>728888891>You can press far more buttons on a keyboardYou need 3 of your fingers just for movement, and even then you need to move the middle finger between keys for forward/backwards motion.On a controller, you can move in any direction with just your thumb.
>>728898754>as rebinding every time you try a new game is annoying nooooo not rebinding 6 keys nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
>>728912161Moving between buttons is objectively bad anon. At that point you might as well play on a controller.
>>728912256>I can do all this with just my thumbAnd it needs to do that because half of your fingers are doing jack shit.
>>728912483>pointer and middle fingerTriggers.>Ring fingerBack buttons.>PinkyHolding grip.That's 4 out of five digits dedicated to separate tasks.
>>728912256True. Ideally I'd like a small thumb stick attached to a keyboard.
sometimes i rebind keys to weird places just to experience "learning" the game again
>>728912772psychotic, insane, but also based.
>>728912015Wonder if those 'proud and healthy' whales on that show are on ozempic now
>>728912892isn't that video like 20 years old at this point?they're probably just dead now
>press Z to Confirm>press Shift to Cancel/BackFUCK KINGDOMS OF THE DUMP
I've gotten so used to playing warframe on keyboard that I can't imagine how to be as mobile on the controllers
>>728886157I don't know if it's a condition or just underdeveloped muscles, but I find myself unable to move only the pinky of my hand without my ring finger following, but after a long time of bullet-jumping in warframe and crouching in assorted fps games, I became able to bend my pinky without the ring finger. Still stuck doing it on my right hand, though.
>>728886218FPBP
>>728907883Its not that odd, especially in games like CS or TF2 where you can mash jump inputs with scroll to bhop. Leaves spacebar free for something like crouch, which is far nicer to have on spacebar
>>728913172if you ever get your fingerprints taken by the police, they'll make fun of you for that. It happened to me
>>728913289They'll see me capable of it on one hand and not the other and know I am a gamer.
>>728913151its been years since I last played warframe but I can still visualize the fucking slide -> bullet jump -> roll -> slide spam I used to do to get everywhere, I don't think I've played a game since that had such satisfying movement
>>728913421I've only just gotten back into it again, but that >slide -> bullet jump -> roll -> slideis so built into my muscle memory that I was racing to extraction with the best of them as soon I came back, even on tilesets I've never seen.
if you don't use esdf then you're a subhuman>wahhh b-but i have to rebindisn't an issue for a white man
>>728888726>aimThere's always a ranged weapon that doesn't give a shit about accuracy, and there's always melee. Fuck distance sniping I'm an up close kind of guy>dodgeEasy on a controller
I don't know man. My thumb reaches all the way to Ctrl so I have no problem
>>728913727why though, unless you have small hands
>>728913548fuck me just thinking about it makes me want to play again
>>728886157>have Clinodactyly>pinky curls nice and neatly onto CTRLMaybe try being a mutant freak next time?
>>728894764>two distinct commands sharing the same contextual inputbig yikes
>>728895426Nice pasta.
>>728914372it's not pasta, I literally just typed that up. It's true btw. Feel free to search for that text, you won't find it, because it's not pasta. If you want to copy it and post it elsewhere though, feel free, I would be flattered
>>728914453Now you made it gay by pretending to be retarded
>>728914810What? It's not gay or retarded. It's a relatable experience. Most people I know have crawled around and made weird noises just for fun. It's not something you admit it public, but everyone has done it. Kinda like masturbating.
>>728886157baby hands lmao
1, 2, 3, 4, R, F, CCTRL+1, CTRL+2, CTRL+3, CTRL+4...ALT+1, ALT+2...MB4 dodgeMB5 dash/actionthis is the way
>>728914086Don't worry anon, whenever you want to come back the game will be there. Warframe is still pushing new player numbers 10+ years after release, your frame will keep your transference pod warm for you.
>>728886157I just bound dodge to Mouse5 like G*d intended
>>728882623ok
>>728886157Just rebind the key
>>728886234genuinely inhuman
>>728916864I think there's some real mutants in this thread. my hand looks like this on the keyboard
>>728916973I'm not an artist
>tfw have babby hands and cant comfortably press ctrl with pinky
>>728917009not with dick fingers you're not
>>728917449I feel like longer hands might present the same problem. You have to curl some of your fingers more to reach the lower buttons.
I just use side mouse buttons to dodge.
>>728886278
>>728917761based 502 chad
>>728917761Can't believe I had this mouse for half a year before learning I could make the buttons do anything I wanted.
>>728887129>Type NORTH to go north.Fellas, we're back.
>>728917905Obviously they'd be programmable, hence why they are labeled G with a number. You can also change the DPI.
>>728916973Huh weird, this is my rest position, I like to smoke a fat blunt while typing so this is most comfortable.
>>728890556>game makes you press ctrl/alt+(number) because you can't fit all your habilities in a single hotbar so you need an extra one.
>>728890556>press PGDN
>>728886157People here are retarded, I use the side of my palm to press Control and I use my thumb to switch between spacebar and Alt, but only if the game doesn't let me bind the keys
>>728886157when its appropriate i put jump, dodge, and crouch on a side mouse button. like with warframe, you will be jumping constantly, and roll/crouch is the same button tapped or held. roll/grouch is the front side button, jump is the back side button. rolling my thumb to roll and jump with no strain. with other shooters i keep shift as sprint, but crouch goes to the side mouse button. its much easier to control popping my head out and quickly getting to the floor.
>>728918137>press {
Unironically look up a scene in the hitman games when 47 goes to dubai and has to type on a laptop. He types exactly like this.>>728918429
>he doesn't use his right thumb to press + to dodge
>>728886157fat finger should be between alt and spacebar
>>728886978Read Baki, Sumo arc.
for me its shooters not having a toggle aim optionhold to aim is fine with a controller but it sucks with a mouse
>>728916864You press Alt with your thumb. I only use it in Helldivers 2 to dive.
>>728886218My hand is pretty small and my pinky hits ctrl perfectly. I think it's the other way around.
Capslock is a free key to do whatever you want with.
>>728919435>set toggle sprint to caps >character starts freaking out
>>728908039kek
>>728918720I only play games with crouch jumping
>>728919435Marrying Eury and having a big wedding !
>press left bracket to zoom in
>press L for flashlightAre they serious?
>>728886896huh never even thought of that
>>728886157>he thinks you press control with the tipI see the problemyou are retarded
>>728886157>Press Shift 5 times>BEEP BEEP BOOPWhat the fuck was that?
>>728919750how low is your iq?
>>728886157why would anybody use their pinky to press control? use esdf like a sane person so you don't have to shift your hand, then you can just use the left side of your palm to press control. jesus wasd fags are retarded.
>>728918720its like the exact opposite...?hold aim only works with a mouse because your finger is already on right click, why would you need to toggle.but holding doesn't work at all with a controller and its one of the reason fps are so bad on a controller, just not designed for it.
>all this coping about how you have to press control
>>728893897wasn't the entire game in her head, am I retarded? she didn't abort her son for her career, she had him and lost her career because of it, then eventually let him die and went completely schizo, everything in game being some sort of dying dream delusion/purgatory
>>728890657This literally looks like a torture device
>>728886234I can feel my cubital ulnar nerve being pinched to try and hit this with my pinky, if I just thumb over from space it is very normal.
>>728902330underrated
>>728886234Thats my prone key nigger
>>728900712Are you sure that asian girl is not a child?
>>728888910quickinv is middle mouseonly way F for interact works is if Q and E are dedicated to leaning
>>728886157>OP exposes himself as a fingerlet
>>728886157Space to interact and e to jump
>>728919812eww you're all sticky now
>>728902330this is literally the fighting slop genre.
>>728890657is that Majikaja?
>>728888013for me it's Cooler Logitech g600
*BLEEEEEP*DO YOU WANT TO ENABLE STICKY KEYS?
For me it's when the game takes my OS language and makes the keys have fucklong french words on them.
>>728922174Hadimae.
>>728886278There should be no sprint button. Your normal speed should already be your max speed
>>728922174I love that guy !
>>728887129reminds me of a time i played a PC port for a Sonic game, and the default keyboard controls told me to press 'S' for Super Sonic
>>728886157This shit destroyed my pinky, dash is on ctrlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCm6FNDM-VY
>>728886821C is good for toggle, but if a game has sliding or movement, ctrl crouch set to hold crouch is far superior
>>728888015Stop lying anon. Lying is wrong.
>>728888013Kino. Esp. The wireless one with the swappable sideplates. Been playing at high levels in fps games for years on this sumbich- first the radial 7 button and now the newer two rows, 6 button layout. In deadlock I put melee and parry on 6 and 5, and my items are 1-4. It's perfect.>>7288889891-6. By default they're just keyboard inputs retard, literally numbered.>>728899267>>728888776Get good, never omce effected my aim. I usually put weapon switching with 1-3 etc. Or healing items there. Everything on my mouse is gun or attack related, but regardless it's too different things, idk how it could fuck with your aim unless you're thinking too hard or just slow>>728888587The razer nagas really are the only good razer product. Absolutely perfect mouse for everything, I love the extra buttons, and id even swap out for the mmo shit when I played troonXIV
>play risk of rain 2>toggle sprint bound to CTRL>use pinky every time, starts to hurt on long runsI just use the palm of my hand now and it does not hurt at all
>>728903815>>728907953>>728908067nta, but C used to be crouch in vidya, you fucking zoomers.
>>728886234This. Other repliers EXPOSED as fake gamers
>>728888015This is literally AI, the key symbols are fucked on some of them and it makes no sense anyway>>728888238>>728888106You are chatGPT breaching containment or just a retard
>>728903815C is for crouch toggle, Ctrl is for crouch hold
>>728907695>i don't know how to operate a computer: the addmission
>>728886157>2008>play web browser flash game with friend>local split screen on keyboard>player 2 press home for up, end for down, del for left, page down for rightyep, it's cartoon network flash games time
>>728888726Enter: Rotational Aim Assist
space to dodgehold space to runhold space to run then tap space to jumpshift to blockshift +m2 to parryctrl to walkcan you guess the game?
>>728925856>hold space to run then tap space to jumpis that fucking dark souls
>>728893503The bot is right for once, because it is fucking AI you dumbass. also 640x640 is a common gen resolution for genning images as well.>>728888106>>728888238Found the geriatric old people.
>>728886157>>728886218>>728886234>>728886259>>728886278playing action games, especially third person ones, with M&K is the most especially retarded thing you could to
>>728886278Whenever a game has dodge and jump separately, I put dodge on space and jump on MB5
>>728925887you bet it is
>>728886278Shift to dodgeMouse 4 to sprintC to crouchSpace to jumpIf you haven't tried binding mouse 4 to sprint, try it, it will change your life
>>728925932>>728925987>mb4>mb5I have one of those sick 20 button mmo gaming mice. Which mb# is the one to the right of the right click? Best dodge button imo besides space
>>728926026On mice for sane people, you have two buttons on your thumb
>>728926026It's whatever button you use to go Back in your browser.
>>728926079I move my middle mouse button left for back and right for forward on my browser>>728926038Used one of those for years then got the 20 button one on sale and never looked back
>>728926148>I move my middle mouse button left for back and right for forward on my browserBizarre but interesting twist on the wheel tilt usage. I don't think I could muscle memory that, been using the side buttons for back and forward for 25 years.>Used one of those for years then got the 20 button one on sale and never looked backWhich one? Razer Naga? I'm hesitant to buy one but as I get older I'm starting to want more and more buttons available to my right hand. I've upgraded to a Razer Basilisk V3 that lets me bind a bunch of buttons like HOME and END and ENTER to some of the extra buttons on the mouse.
>>728926264I use the Logitech G600, they go on sale for about $40 on amazon.Razer looks cool and feel nice to use but are they really better quality than regular mice?
>>728886157is this thread serious, do people really have a problem with this? if I have my fingers on WASD, my thumb on space, my pinky sits perfectly between shift and ctrl.
>relatedhow many of you have the mark of the gamer on your wrists?
>>728926421>Razer looks cool and feel nice to use but are they really better quality than regular mice?They come with optical switches for the LMB and RMB, meaning they are impervious to the double click/dropped click failures of mechanical switches, but only those two buttons, their other buttons are still prone to the same failure. I stopped buying logitech mice because I kept getting burned by the doubleclick meme. I hear they now put "LIGHTFORCE" switches that are "hybrid optical mechanical" switches but I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to mean. I frankly don't trust them anymore.
>>728894320The only one making any god damn sense in this thread.
>>728886157>>728886278Space = DodgeShift = Sprint4th mouse button = JumpCtrl is not viable for gaming
>>728927290>Ctrl is not viable for gamingFact.
>>728927290I remember playing Super Meat Boy on KB+M and switching to controller because it just got tiring having to intermittently hold shift since you can use it mid-air to make your jump longer
>>728927525Any time you need to use shift, you can just bind that function to mouse 4 or mouse 5.
>>728886157I have big hands.
>>728927649SMB doesn't have any attack inputs so I could have bound it to left click for all that matters
>>728927656lol fatty
>>728927656>completely gimps his ability to easily reach the number row so he can keep his pinkie on ctrlCtrlcucks really are subhuman retards
>>728927775Nigga just move your fingers up to hit the number keysImagine not being able to hit ctrl+7 with your left hand only
>>728927820Imagine NEEDING to press "ctrl+7" ever
>>728927861I'm simply demonstrating that adults with normal-size hands don't have to compromise between being able to hit ctrl and being able to hit the number keys. Keep up, zoomie
Real men don't dodge anyway.
>>72888623What…
>>728886278Oh my god i cant believe i share a board with a c croucher
>>728928419Ctrl if it's hold to crouch, C if it's toggle crouch
>>728888842Cope
>>728928419Explain why using your pinkie to crouch is better than moving your index finger down one key to press C, and do it without crying, pissing, and shitting yourself.
>>728928552>index finger to hit CBased thumbless poster
>>728890839Wow nice argument bud, you try getting good?
>>728928578I use my thumb to hit space and left alt, who the fuck is using their thumb to hit ctrl?
R - move forwardE - strafe leftF - move backwardG - strafe rightA - crouchZ - sprintIt sounds fucked up at first, but if you try it I promise you'll realize this is a vastly superior keyboard layout. It lets you rest your wrist at a more comfortable angle. It gives you access to way more buttons without any fuckass reaches or bends. If you need to move your hand away, it's easy to find where it should go because you can just find the little tab on the F key with your middle finger.
>>728928620There is like a 1 degree difference in my wrist between resting on W and resting on R
>>728886157>Having a shitty gaming keyboard that's not via compatible>Not being able to remap capslock to ctrl
>>728928552Because having my index finger on right strafe is high priority, and crouching is also high priority. Id much rather have those fingers separate. That you couldn't conceive of this tells me how small of a gamer you truly are
>>728928880If you need to be pressing the button for crouch this often, don't you think it would be better to bind it to a button on your mouse instead?
>>728886157>WASD movement>Space Bar jump, dodge, or jump/dodge multibind >Shift sprint, dodge, or sprint/dodge multibind>C for toggle crouch>Ctrl for hold crouch>X for utility item>Q for last weapon used swap (Never gets touched)>E for interact>F for melee>G for grenade>M for Map>Tab for scoreboard or a miscellaneous menu
>>728929034>>E for interactMiddle mouse button for interact tbdesu
>>728929095What, you're gonna die if you can't strafe right and hit interact at the same time?
>>728929191No, but I really like having my right hand do more than click LMB and RMB. Why are you allergic to binding actions to the mouse? You don't have a single action on that list bound to a mouse button. SAD!
>>728929239Mouse wheel click is for locking on
anyone else sprint with middle mouse?
>>728929291Sure, for games that have that. I could buy that. Then I'd switch interact to E, most of the time I have interact bound to both E and middle mouse button anyway so I have muscle memory for both. Dodge I either use shift or mouse 5. I can no longer imagine using shift to sprint and exclusively use mouse 4 to sprint.
>>728929402>I can no longer imagine using shift to sprintThere's a reason most games have toggle sprint now, even consoleniggers got tired of having to hold down a button for 80% of the game
>>728929461>toggle sprintNever heard of this in my life other than Dragons Dogma 1. Then again, I don't really play many new games these days.
>press any button to dodge>don't press anything to block
>>728929524>Then again, I don't really play many new gamesI did say "now" :)Most AAA games have toggle sprintBut yes I can see why holding MB4 is much better than holding shift with your little finger all game
>>728887129>press f for flashlight
>>728887018Depends of the gaming, strategy and immersive sim definitely requires a keyboard
