Mine is collecting dust
>>728889518Yes. There's no games.
Everyone who is older than 12 i guess
>>728889606“There’s no games.”>Mario Kart World>Donkey Kong Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Welcome Tour>Drag x Drive>Splatoon Raiders>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave>Hyrule Warriors Age Of Imprisonment>Mario Tennis Fever>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book>Duskbloods>Splatoon 4>Xenoblade 4>next Zelda game>next Mario game>next Kirby game>Pikmin 5>Pokemon gen 10>Pokemon gen 5 remakes>pokemon gen 11>Pokopia>next Warioware game>Smash 6>Arms 2>next Animal Crossing>Super Mario Maker 3>Super Mario Party 3>Luigi's Mansion 4
>>728889518Metroid Prime 4 was supposed to be a system seller and instead it became Midtroid Prime 4.
>>728889606You'll never be able to successfully make this a meme, snoy. No games is playstation's thing.
>>728889712Not a single good game.
Kirby Air Riders
>>728889712Most of those games aren't out yet which is why Europe is refusing to buy it. I fear Nintendo have already burned through their most dedicated autists
>>728889606SPBP
>>728889518I don't know a single person who bought this.
>>728889741Essentially a remake
>>728889810Bro started naming games that dont exist
>>728889719>Metroid Prime 4 was supposed to be a system sellerit's not even an exclusive you retard.
>>728889518No
Can't wait for Dusk Bloods to bomb leading to a PS5 port
>>728889518Don’t even have one and I am.
>>728889719nigga they put it next to pokemon especially because they know it's niche.
>>728889518just wait like 3 years bro
>>728889712>they count the fucking manual as a game because they paid for it>80% of this list are games that aren't even outNogaems Switch 2
>>728889719>Metroid Prime 4 was supposed to be a system seller >a game for a niche franchise that has never selled well
>>728890845Oh shut the fuck up, Tendies were shitting up every thread on this board in the weeks leading up to Prime shitposting and hailing it as the next GOTY.
>>728889898Literally the ideal sequel
>>728890995I literally only recall a hundred threads about how Myles Mackenzie ruined the game.
>>728890225Yjk
>>728889606
>>728892259He said games. Not slop.
>>728889518I've yet to see an interesting game. Bananza is almost interesting but I think I'd find it disappointing.
>>728892313>I don't like them do they don't count
Loving my Switch 2Having the time of my life again
>>728889518Yeah I was holding out hope that the last direct could convince me to get one but we all know how that went. Seems like they were really convinced that Mario Kart could carry the system
>>728889518I would be if I were stupid enough to buy it and have to pretend that MKW was a good game for the first month.
>>728889518no splatoon 4 no care
>>728889518Yeah this is hot garbage
>>728889719It's not really a system seller the same way Botw was. No one had a Wii U so it was pretty much just a switch game. A lot of people bought Prime 4 on Switch 1 though
>>728889518Super Switch to you
>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave in August>new 3d Mario in September>Pokemon gen 10 in October>Zelda OoT remake in NovemberSwitch 2 is saved.
>>728893330*new* Super Nintendo Switch 3D XL
>>728893410>anime slop>ANOTHER mario game>shit since gen 4>remake
My Switch 1 is collecting dust. We had some good times.
>>728889712>>Pokemon gen 10>>Pokemon gen 5 remakes>>pokemon gen 11>>Pokopia>Pokémon as a selling pointLMMMMMMMMMMMMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>728893330I wish it was a Super Switch. A Super Switch implies it's a complete upgrade and not just a pro model that can do super things.
>>728893896I worded this wrong. Super means Super Switch can do super things. Pro model just plays Switch games but better sometimes.
>>728889518I wouldn't say disappointed, I bought it knowing the 2025-26 game lineup is a bit shit.My gripes are how dead the online is for everything but Mario Kart, how it uses HDR on TV (but I hear this was patched) and the graphics aren't really that great, Things like key cards and expensive games don't bother me.
>>728893829Pokémon games nowadays are not even worth pirating.
>>728889712>half of these games don't exist
>>728893410>september>novemberSo no fucking games for the next 9 months?
>>728889712if a Switch 2 and every one of these games materialized before my eyes right this moment i would shove it all out of my way and finish my second E33 playthrough.
Funny thing is the launch of Switch 2 was meant to pander to cubesnoys. But all Nintendo did was piss them off and drive cubesnoys to PC.
>>728889518Yeah, bought it for my kids but they mostly just play Minecraft and Wobbly Life on it anyways, which they could've done just as well on the regular Switch. Oh well, i'm hoping some good Zelda game will come out but i'm sure it will be just more dreadful art direction and open world SLOP. Those first Hylians or whatever in ToTK looked SO GAY. Jesus christ.
>new system releases>"THERE ARE NO GAMES!!!"Every fucking time.
>>728895282what age is Wobbly Life good for?
>>728894095Z-A is the best Pokémon game in 30 years, it just needed more content and a bigger map. The gameplay loop is rock solid
>>728889518>all these bad news for snoy and westoids this week>still preemptively melting downis the conga not over yet? what the fuck else can even drop?
I'm pretty happy with it, it's a switch with upgraded specs which is all I wanted
>>728894916>cubesnoys
>>728889518I'll get one on steep sale when odyssey 2 comes out>but bananza IS odyssey 2I'll get one on steep sale when odyssey 2 comes out
>>728889518I had $500 set aside for either whatever the Switch 2 ended up being or a cheap laptop. I went with the laptop within 24 hours of its real info drop. I have typed this post on said laptop.
>>728889518I unironically regret my purchase. I should have at least waited. All the games have been disappointing and only Air Riders is kinda ok but feels expensive for what it is.
When are they getting Switch 1/2 ports?
>>728889518nope, just you.
>>728896136Whenever Aonuma or maybe Fujibayashi get their head out of their asses regarding the open world direction. At least TP HD got in on WiiU before it all went to hell.
>>728895990Whatever the next 3d Mario is, it probably won't be that similar to Odyssey at all. So yes Bananza will remain the closest thing to an Odyssey 2.
>>728889518The fact it sold less than the PS5 on black friday is concerning.
>>728896136It has a steam deck port
>>728896231Then I guess I'm not buying a switch 2 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>728896235I am concerned
>>728896231It's probably Galaxy 3. If it's not that, I do think it will be similar to Odyssey and Bowsers Furry
>>728889518the hype is gone, theyre lowering prices to save the sinking boat
>>728896395
>>728889518It's a good console, but definitely didn't have a strong launch year. Bananza and Air Riders carried it for me, with the Switch 2 versions of open Zelda as a bonus.
>>728896235Not really. PS5 is in a peak performance year and had significant discounts while Switch 2 is still getting off the ground and was way stingier with discounts, if they even had them at all. I'm not too surprised.
>>728895468My 5 year old son loves it and so does my 9 and 10 year old daughters. Its fun to play together.
>>728896693EBay is offloading them for decently cheap which isn't a great sign for the scalpers market and by extension, nintendo
>>728889518>Is anybody else REALLY disappointed by thisI've only played a single game on it since release that was exclusive to it, the others were either switch 1 games or "switch 2 version" of switch 1 games, or just straight up were in other platforms.
Eric was right all alongI kneel
>>728896827The prices I'm seeing on eBay aren't blowing me away.
>>728896693Has someone figured out a solution around the PS5 becoming e-waste when the internal SSD dies?
>>728896608It's a good launch year compared to almost any console's launch year that isn't the Switch 1
>>728896827>nintendo is not playing the artificial scarcity game and actually getting consoles on the hands of people at affordable prices, this is bad for nintendo goybruh
>>728895721>Z-A is the best Pokémon game in 30 yearsIf this is the BEST that Pokémon can offer, then I imagine that the "worst" that Pokémon can offer is putting cow shit inside the game box and shipping it.
>>728889518I definitely regret getting it. all releases so far have been hyper safe, boring slop. absolutely nothing surpasses 7/10, they charge up the ass for everything as well
>>728895721As rock solid as Gamefreak's throbbing cock inside a Pokemon fan's underage yet worn out asshole
>>728897920>Nintendo is actually like heckin wholesomeGimme a break bud!
>I've put my bing in wahoo>shilled as far as I can go>all those quids>just to play fucking Donkey Kong
>>728895721lmao
I don't own one and for once with a new gen console I feel like I'm missing absolutely nothing.
>>728898908even your memes are shoddy ports
>>728889518Yeah, NoA going nanny really soured my prospect on it, abandoned PS ecosystem and it seems it will be the same with Nintendo.
>>728898673Where’s the lie? The switch 2 is more affordable than Xbox and barrierstation 5, and unlike sony they’re not jacking up the cost of online
>>728900397Switch 2 MSRP is 499Ebay has them for 350This isn't about heckin wholesome valid megacorpos, it's that people stocked up on switch 2s and noones buying
>>728889518I for one am very happy that its shit are has zero games, because it makes it very easy to not buy it. It seems next year will have nothing but shovelware again. Things might change once they release the next Zelda, but if its another slop like TOTK then I will skip this console altogether.
>>728900287Just buy from the JP eshop anon, it's not even hard these days.
>>728893410nothing you said after the first line even exists
>>728900564I've been thinking about it, can't even be mad at Nintendo JP since they are still better than Steam nowadays.
>>728895721The only part of the game I really enjoyed was turning my character into a crossdresser, but I could already do that in New Horizons.
>>728889518I've had no reason to get one. There's a huge backlog of Switch 1 games I still have to play. There's one game on Switch 2 I want, Air Riders, and I'm not gonna let them FOMO me into buying their overpriced, underpowered new hardware, especially since Nintendo is being evil and there's absolutely no reason this cartoon kart racer needs to be on their new system except to force people to buy it. So fuck them, I'm good with my Switch 1 still. Maybe I'll buy a 2 when the 3 comes out.
>>728896476I’d rather they do something entirely new. 8+ years without a new 3D Mario only for the next one to be the same thing I already experienced 15 years ago but with open world slop would be very disappointing.
>>728889712>half of these games aren't even outTry again.
>>728892851Which games do you play?
>>728901085The vague mario galaxy "formula" gives them more than enough freedom to do new things, plus the graphics might sell me on it
>>728900813Nintendo JP is the retarded litigious side though. Both sides are cancer.
>>728901491>Nintendo JP is the retarded litigious side
>>728889518>all I wanted for the Switch 2 is to be a bigger and more powerful Switch 1>that's basically what Switch 2 isI'm okay with this.
>>728902123Good goy
>>728889712>4 pokemon games>games that haven't even been announced>games that aren't out>conveniently left out Prime 4, after seeing how much of a disappointment it was
>>728889712not even half of those exist lmao
>>728889712
>>728904637What is this video meant to convey
>>728904835Her vagina itches really bad
I almost have my perfect gaming device. All the newest coolest game releases and all the best Nintendo games, and almost all the day and date third party releases. I can now shut myself in more like a hermit and game my day away all day on my Switch 2. Proud Tendie
How about something original, well made and reasonably priced? Nah, best I can do is digital Mario no. 87 and Pokemon reboot no. 24 on a shitty hardware for $100.
>>728890995So? /v/ doesn't even represent 0.1% of the consumer base you schizo
>>728890995I'm reasonably confident that I could find 20 threads shitting on Prime 4 after the september direct trailer for every instance of a thread heralding it as GOTY in that same timeframe, if any even exist.
>>728908231Sounds about right. Hate must overpower shilling. Otherwise the bots and advertisers win.
>>728889518I don't give two shits about it. I haven't purchased a Nintendo product since the OG 3DS.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?STOP BUYING CONSOLES AT LAUNCH
>>728889518Disappointed? Nah.The Switch 2 doesn't seem worth buying right now, so I simply didn't buy it. Hard to be disappointed by a console that I don't own and haven't wasted any money on.I'm perfectly happy sticking with my original Switch for the foreseeable future.
>>728908480And duh. The original Switch will still be getting sales to add to the Switch 2. Nintendo is fine. They have two similar products on the market at once. Two separate sections at Walmart. Nintendo needs to bring good excluisives to Switch 2 and they should in a few years
>>728908405>Hate must overpower shilling. Otherwise the bots and advertisers win.Putting aside this mindset for major publishers like Nintendo/Sony/Ubisoft/Whatever, I'm more annoyed this mindset extends to niche vidya with very small fanbases on /v/. Since the new Onion Games vidya released I've been in at least two threads where some knuckle-dragging ape claims the game is being shilled just because it's not popular. Just the most baffling shit imaginable.
Surely we get a new Mario and Zelda soon, right bros?
>>728889518I'm mostly disappointed by the lack of cross gen portsI also think that docked should have been a bit more powerful.
The system is fine, I just wish Mario Kart World got some DLC by this point. Hopefully next year.
>>728889518Honestly yes, I was expecting xenoblade games to get some sort of upgrades for the system especially xb2 but no not a peep
The February Direct is going to decide whether or not I keep my Switch 2. Even the couple good games don't feel like they were worth $70. I have a feeling I'm going to be waiting for a while to see anything that piques my interest considering what their teams' devtimes have clocked in at recently and their questionable priorities for design direction.
>>728889518>Mario Kart WorldFun at first but after collecting all the 'skins', it's boring as fuck. Even online is dead.>Pokemon A-ZI've yet to play.>Donkey Kong BananazaIt's okay. Fun.>Metroid Prime 4Haven't played it but wanted to get it.They should have held off on launching this console until more games were ready for it. Game key cards are going to tank this console. I don't speak for everyone, I'm not buying them.
>>728904835>tendies are so mindbroken they can't understand nononions expressions
>>728890995>>728908127tendies don't even represent a significant portion of people posting on /v/
>>728889518NopeIt's pretty much exactly what I expected and wantedA better Switch
>>728908689>3D Zelda team just spent 6 years on TotK despite reusing the world and most of the assets from BotW>3D Mario team just put out DK Bananza a few months agoI wouldn't count on it.
>>728908834I was hoping that they would be coming at the latest around the time a new Xeno was announced, but MP4's release was the perfect time to give us bare minimum Metroid Prime Remastered Switch 2 edition, but we got nothing, same with Kirby, same with Donkey Kong. The state of things just makes me think that it may not be coming ever, that Nintendo may consider backwards compatibility good enough for most of their games.
>>728889712christ...
>>728889518yep
So is it official that Switch 2 is the most critically panned and worst selling Nintendo console of all time? I see nothing but negative opinions on /v/. Even the Virtual Boy wasn't this trashed online. What's going on with Nintendo these days? Why didn't they consult us before making a new console?
>>728909029>I never actually wanted a Switch 2 when I bought my Switch 2>I just wanted it to be a Switch Pro all alongThink this is going to convince anyone else? or yourself?
>>728889518nintendo is dead
>>728889518The actual console, I'm fine with. Practically every new nintendo game has been a swing and a miss so far, though.
>>728909694It's better than anything Sony done did
>>728910106Incredibly low bar, to be honest.
I got it for $350 and knew what I was getting. I was going to get one eventually anyway for Xenoblade 4 or whatever RPG they are working on.
>>728889518I don't mind the system itself, I'm just not getting one until Nintendo creates one off purchase options as a non-subscription alternative I preferred virtual console WAY MORE than nso
>>728909694I find it hard to wrap my head around just how much better the Switch 1's first year lineup was than the Switch 2's has been so far. As well as Nintendo's press cycle back then doing a far better job early on of explicitly assuring people that additional games of interest were on the way.
Nintendo is going to have to drop the price of the Switch 2 or introduce a Lite model. The value proposition is simply not there at the current price. And I bought mine day one on a gamble for an ambassador-type program. Furukawa needs to be fired and replaced.
Fuck Nintendo
