>Herold_Potterson did you spawn 200 hostile combine elites its the potions class?!>said [Admin]Dumbledore, throwing his headset through his monitor with enough force to sunder it in two>calmly
>"Hello?" Dumbledore bellowed serenely as he added another wall. "MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!" Malfoy shouted angrily from behind the walls stacked in front of him, even though the Headmaster had stacked 4 walls in front of him, his anger was quite palpable. "Hello?" Dumbledore exclaimed softly has he stretched his arms with his wand to stack yet another wall in front of Malfoy who by now was quite furious.
>>728892772It's been a while since i've seen a new one.
>Yes yes very well down slytherin, however i have used my [Admin] authority to give all the hufflepuff students pulse rifles and have had the other admins prop block the doors
>'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!
>>728895201FLIPENDO
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hrmm.....admin aren't suppose to suck dick
Wizards:>think they're morally superior to mugglesAlso wizards:>won't cure cancer, HIV, the common cold, lymphoma, dementia, magically conjure food to fix starvation or fix the ozone layer
>>728892772still the best
>>728896107BY DUMBLEDORE'S BEARD, Professor Snape!!!!!!!! You're saying that the WIZARDING WORLD has ENDED after Voldemort took too many CURSES from his own AVADA KEDAVRA rebound and SHATTERED INTO OBLIVION?!?!?!?!?!?! And you and I are the ONLY survivors?!?!?!?!?!?! And to survive this WIZARDPOCALYPSE *sips lemon drop* y-you've turned ME into the WORLD'S FIRST DUMBLEBOT?!?!?!?!?! And my task for years... no, DECADES will be to ROAM the RUINED HOGWARTS in SOLITUDE and collect EVERY DROP of Ariana's TEARS and Gellert's REGRET ESSENCE and inject them into CLONE CHAMBERS to spawn the next GENERATION of WIZARDS?!?!?!?! And every second... no, MICROSECOND that I DON'T do this, EVERY single one of the GAY RECEPTORS in my BRAIN will be ACTIVATED?!?!?!?!?! And this feature was completely UNNECESSARY TOO?!?!?! Y-you just added it because you thought it was FUNNY?!?!?!?! And then, when my task is finally complete... I'll SHUT DOWN and will be UNABLE to ENJOY this GREATER GOOD populated by my OLD FLAME'S GRANDCHILDREN and none of MINE?!?!?!?! And my DEEDS will be IMMEDIATELY forgotten in the ULTIMATE and FINAL OBLIVIATE to my MEMORY?!?!?!?!?! Well... AFTER ALL THIS TIME? ALWAYS... LET'S FORGE A GREATER TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>728898483>fix the ozone layerwasn't that fixed (or beginning to be fixed) even when the novels first released?
>>728900582Very bold of Rowling to have written this into her book.
>>728900582I was a little weirded out when I reached that part on my first read. I even had to double-check if I really had a legitimate copy.
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>>728896107>>728898624What did JK Rowling mean by this?What did
>>728900582>And this feature was completely UNNECESSARY TOO?!?!?! Y-you just added it because you thought it was FUNNY?!?!?!?!I broke here.
>spawns 30 gunshipsnothing personnel, kid
>>728892772>Dumbledore calmly explained his stance on black students in front of the entire school as another empty alcohol bottle was gently thrown across the room, hitting one of the student's head
>HARRY DID YOU FILL THE RAVENCLAW COMMONS WITH TRIP WIRE BOMBS!?!?>HARY I JUST SAW 14 PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING KILLFEED HARRY ALL KILLED BY YOUR MINES!>Said [Admin]Dumbledore rage eating his mic while smashing his keyboard into a wall and out a window before issuing a 1 year ban calmly
>>728898624>this was SIX years agoWhat the fuck
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>>728900582This one's a bit too arcane for me, what's this in reference to
This thread reminds me of witch trainer where I bro it up with snape and give slytheryn 1000000 points so hermione has to let me fuck her ass for gryffindor to keep up
>>728906215you know those KEKold copypastas from the /dbs/ subject line?yeah it's one of those but with harry potter
>>728906215The halls. The original is about Krillin having a cuckolding fetish with Android 18, with increasingly excessive and disturbing scenarios like being turned into a condom for when Roshi and 18 have sex, or having the entire universe be about him being cucked down to the elementary particles.
