Redpill me on the horse game.
>>728918126You get to collect horse girls that race, and sometimes do idol things. Also they're cute, and cute things are nice.
>>728918126Why is she so buff? Good lord.
>>728918126You ever play Monster Rancher? It's that but automatic races
Basically it's a gacha, except there's only one hot girl.
>>728918126You train your cute trainee daughter to be her best and achieve her dreams. Then it's horse eugenics autism to breed and train a team of champions for champions meet, the PvP game mode.
>>728918406Aren't the horses female only? How do you breed new ones?
>>728918126>>728918406>>728918360>>728918159>>728918126Gachaslop made for pussyfree failed male losers including the ones on estrogen
>>728918360That's not the beauty of the century, Gold City.
they need to be horsier
>>728918428It isn't called breeding in the game, they're technically called legacies but it's totally breeding
>>728918481Nah. You can jack off to furries all you want, but the umas are fine just the way they are.
>>728918428>>728918507If you're asking how Umas reproduce, Human male + Uma = more Umas but an Uma can come from a Human Male + Female couple but it's rare
>>728918126I like watching the meme videos and looking at the cute pics but I'm never touching the actual game
This ain't it.
>>728918507I see.
>>728918451more like gold SHITTY
That one guy fucked a horse because of this game yesterday Be careful with this game anons
>>728918643micro....
>>728918815What?
>>728918815but did he record it
>>728918907Yes, it was pretty hot too
It's funny
>>728918962nice
>>728918815Gold Ship is still aliveYou could in theory sneak into his horse house and.... you know....
>>728918189we can go even buffer
>>728919061>his
Typical gachatrash that spams generals and would be better suited for /vmg/ or /vg/
>>728918126It's not a game.
>>728919195That's like saying solitaire is not a game.
>>728918507 Yeah, they slap a fancy name on it to distract from the fact you're just min-maxing horse girl traits through generations like some kind of racetrack eugenicist. Doesn’t help that you’re praying for a perfect 3-star legacy pull like it's a gacha within a gacha.
>>728919157Correct.
>>728918126All I want to know, do they have horse genitalia?
>>728919284This ain't no male.
>>728918436That's all gachaslop
>>728918126>dude memes lmaothank god for ai
>>728919339That's a horse. Both sides look the same to the human eye.
Is this the horse game you guys are talking about?
>>728918861What? Did that get your axe wound dripping in anticipation toxotranny?
>>728919459*horsegirl
>>728918126It's gacha so pretend it doesn't exist.
>>728918126Cute girls racing, most of them have various degree of autism, but the game is actually hard to understand at the beginning
>>728918189she's basically one of those "brat" personality types you want to give correction to but she's stronger, faster, and larger than you so you just get reverse raped while she calls you a retard
Never ask what happened on Dec 19 2025 on the /uma/ thread on /vg/
>le penguin of doom mary sueHmm, I don't think I'll 5-star her.
>>728919683gross pic
>>728919683I see her as a crazy woman with unstoppable impulsive thoughts.
I love mares so much bros.
>>728919929then why dont you marry one
>>728918126>Gold Ship is a stallionhow big is her...you know?
>>728918451I pulled TWO Gold Citys on my first roll for her and then stopped playing the game lol
>>728919954If one will have me I would
>>728918126Raising simRacing sim
>>728920006Found the screenshot
>>728918189cuz it's a horse i guess
>>728918360this
>>728919683>>728918189
>>728920268This is both funny and true.
>>728919997Butt? Thick and meaty.
>>72891999799.1% CONCEPTION RATE
>>728918481>>>/mlp/
>>728920515it's down to 80+ ish this year he's losing it
>>728920578>sending anthro to mlp
>>728918126It's surprisingly fun but also repetitive at the same time. Let me explain:The closest comparison is to 'raising sims'. You are a trainer helping the horse girls achieve their racing dreams; the training portion has you making selections about how they will spend their days (training for speed, training for endurance, resting, relaxing etc) and accruing recourses for training and this then leads into the competition part of the game where all your choices come to fruition (a given career involves several races). You're not doing anything, you're just watching, it's all out of your hands now and all on them. Like real life, horse racing always entails an element of chance so whether your horse girl wins or not always requires a bit of luck. There are social aspects to the game that let you trade recourses and race other players iirc.When you get into it, it's surprisingly fun. The training portion can feel a bit of a slog and it takes time (this isn't a gacha where you can do short play sessions, you're devoting a half hour to this game per session at least because you can only fast forward so much) but that investment of time means the actual competition feels more meaningful and when they win it feels better. The game's design and gacha mechanics actually fit the subject matter extremely well, I don't think Umamusume could work without the gacha mechanics. But to get you to spend money you have to lose, and losing feels pretty bad after the time investment, the girls look so sad, it can feel unfair. And careers take so long to complete and there's very little variation. So you have to decide if you're the sort of person that would be happy spending a half hour replaying the exact same gameplay loop with the same dialog and events, over and over and over, it's kind of like a roguelike in that way.Goldship is very cute.
>>728918643>Special Week is racist>Tama-chan is a woman-hating gigachad that killed a mare and attacked a human woman for no reason.Name more based Umas and help fill out the list.
>>728921127I know this is more effortpost than the thread deserves but I figure I'm saving someone a lot of time if they haven't actually played it yet.Goldship is very cute.
>>728918126goofy ahh horse
>Gold Shit thread>Slop porn dumpThis one ain't it, ignore
Heighten yo wit torena!
>>728921127Good summary but I do feel like it's worth emphasizing that the career storylines are generally pretty well written too. Of course after the first time you're skipping all the dialogue, but it's easy to genuinely get invested in each girl's story. There was clearly a lot of love put into it.
>>728918451ngl, that horse was pretty...
>>728921127what I hate is all the extra "clicks" you have to do through menusat least they had QoL update with speeding up the team trials and daily race menus...also I really hate seeing my trainees sad or stressed I HATE IT
>can't open uma musume while on vacationDanchou is gonna kill me
>>728921935>also I really hate seeing my trainees sad or stressed I HATE ITMANT has a 95% chance of breaking the back of Global but at least we'll get some funny memes out of it
>>728918669>>728921431This ain't what, the same old stealth general? The regular Uma threads have become derivative. I decided to spice things up a little.
>>728922005Not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>728918126Gachaslop.
Reminder to all former Kitalets (or people who are still Kitalets) to save up for future pulls smartly. You have a over a year to do it though.
>>728924143She looks like she would enjoy stepping on your balls
Done 3 careers for scorpio, time to slack until the next CM.
>>728924491No NSM?
>>728924558Not reliable because the late-race starts at the 4th corner. NSM is good if it starts at a straight or 3rd corner.
>>728918126It's actually a replayable visual novel.
>>728919892wife<3
>>728921617Yes, they are really well made. Still there was a point where I realized what being an active fan of the game actually meant in practice. I was in bed with my phone, staring at my screen and asked myself, "Do I want to be a person that plays through the exact same storylines day after day?" And I decided no. Maybe if the careers could be finished faster, maybe if dailies took less time, maybe if there was more variety when replaying a career, I could have kept going. But even then I kinda feel like being able to get through a career faster sort of misses the point; the wins can only bring you as much joy as they do because of the time that you willingly gave up, it's an actual sacrifice that diegetically complements the gameplay and story, you feel what a trainer would feel and what the girls feel which is what makes the losses so crushing. All the worse if you spend money!I probably won't replay it but I don't regret giving it a shot because I think it genuinely accomplished something interesting in how I emotionally connected to the experience of playing it. It's just a pale shadow of the real thing but I think I can kind of understand the emotions and mindset of people that dedicate themselves to something like horse racing. I likewise felt like I could see through the glossy presentation to the machinations underneath goading me to spend money and now I think I can also understand how people could fall for it and get into gambling/gacha. Which was another reason to stop playing personally, I didn't like feeling like the game's tricks were working on me, like I was enjoying the RNG a little too much.
>>728924143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz9M27-ZSJI&t=108s
>>728919683So she'd cheat on you with another guy got it. Femdomslop
>>728918126These are all male horses
i want to drain her fat musky horse balls with my mouth and have her fill my tummy with her delicious milk afterwards i want to rim and huff her horse hole
>>728924143i WILL save her
>>728920268She's a big girl.
>>728924986>tfw no gallons of golshi ballsnot to drinkwhy go on living
>finally got first 5*>roll her immediately after on a ticketwtf do i do with extra stars when capped?
>>728925217Trade for clover :^)
>>728925242how?
>horse game>no horses, just womenwhat a ripoff
>>728925283Enhance -> Star Piece Storage
>>728925283nvm found it the instant i hit post
How well does it run on Linux?I don't want to play other gachaslop since I don't want Chinese dataminers.
>grass jobs in asahi hai and comes fourth>needs 2400 fans for dahby>i'll just run her in hopeful stakes, tho it kinda sucks im losing a turn>mfw 14th and gains outer post aversionkill yourself you fucking chigger
>>728918126>everybody always draws this girl like 8 feet tall>she's actually 5'7"Every time.
>>728925664It's fine, I use Proton GE.
>>728925664I never see any major issues
>>728924285>to save up for future pulls smartlyALL IN ON THE MEGABANNER, SPARK CHEERLEADER KING, SPARK ASTON MACHAN, GIVE A FEW ROLLS TO PEARL, HOOOAH
But the real question is, do the umas fart a lot like real horses
>>728924612risking a wide-swing is just the cost of doing business with late copers
>>728925929Not mentioned in canon yet, you should ask Cygames
>>728925929>finally sleep with pretty uma racer>she fucking dutch ovens me
>Decide to look up how some future uma careers go>Check K.S. Miracle>Pic relatedWhat in the sam hell is this?
>>728925897>>728925909Thank you.Anything I should know beforehand?
>>728918126They're all stallions
>>728926395Some are mares, but most are stallions.
>>728926248Reroll your account until you get at least 4 copies of Kitasan Black.
>>728926468Your horsewaifu probably is a stallion. I know because mine is
>>728926525NTA but yes, guilty as charged
>>728919997her price?yes
>>728918861horse pussy is kinda hot
Any CM rooms?
>>728924812w-woof...
>>728926160>K.S.Miracle was a racehorse in the early 1990s. He set three records through his eight-month career. However, he suddenly passed away at just three years old.
>>728926854There's a reason people are refusing to use this thread, read the room
>>728927507DON'T TOUCH ME ALMOND WHORE
Do Dominator debuffs stack?
>micro penisFINALLY a relatable video game character!
>>728918126>gold ship thread >abysmal dogshitevery time
>>728928040oh and it's the same /vg/ nigger that keeps talking about bestiality and porn dumping like a fucking nigger, I hope you fucking die retard
Goldship owes me hip-shattering sex.
>>728929784
>>728919339tummy
>>728929864she looks like a quick shot
>He's still replying to himself
>>728925929Most likelyBut they blame (You)
>>728921935> at least they had QoL update with speeding up the team trials and daily race menus...it already happened, team trials and daily races are just 2 clicks, are you on a break or something?
>got Jordan with a single pull
>>728918126You pay money. That is all.
>>728928003>manlet>dicklet>incel chud>psycho/our/ horse
>>728930981Congrats
>>728918126Is this the real thread?
>>728918126It has cute girls doing cute things. They come in great many dating sim archetypes and subtypes, so you'll find someone that's appealing to you. Many of their stories have more emotional depth than you'd expect. And once you drink the racing kool-aid it's preddy cool, because you have no control over it, and have to just cross your fingers and wait in suspense.
>>728918126It fun
>>728918815Oh no, is this game going to be exiled to the small equines dedicated board?
>>728924869kill yourself cuck
>Kingu demands i socialize with her right before summerKINGUUUUUUU
>>728918126are you on the side that thinks all umas should be taller than the trainer or not?
>>728932847No, why do you think it's so slow retard?
>>728933443NTA, but yes, they need to be at least 4 meters tall for the smaller ones; the taller ones need to be at least 5 meters tall.
>>728932847This aint it Chief, this OP is pretty dogshit.
Merry Christmas!
>>728933510What's your fucking problem?
>>728933658My problem is newfags who can't stop bumping obvious porn bait threads
>>728933716porn bait site newfag, cope and seethe
>>728919525no, this is
>he's still necrobumping this dogshit thread
for me it's gold_ship_(umamusume) picturd
>>728925110>>728925110>>728925110>>728925110
>>728919157The real Gold Ship is a male horse anon...
>>728933868Newfags are too retarded to stop bumping as well
>>728933976Uma Golshi is a futa then, and loves to shove her might cock up her male trainer's butt hole. She is peak futa on male.
>>728918126MLP for people intimidated by brony autism.
>train an uma to have high stamina>she uses it against you
>>728918126It has a funny horse in it.
>>728934029I'm pretty sure it's just one or two guys at most, the posting style is always the same
>>728934029>>728933868Why are you people so fucking autistic? Just talk about Umas you stupid cocksuckers the OP is harmless
>>728934849It’s a blizzard fag anon look at the catalogue
>>728934849>Just ignore the fact that this thread was made to dump tons of porn and erpIt would've died already if you newfags lurked moar
>>728918451Gold Shitty wishes she was half as cute as Curren!
>>728920268God this is hot stop making me wanna play it for her.>>728918360Daiwa's huge titties are nice too but yeah the game does not seem to have much sex appeal.
>>728919525>>728933851Got anymore bootleg umamusume ads?
/MLP/Go there
>>728918159There is so much fucking reading
>>728918436THIS
>>728918360zoophile.
>>728918126All horses throughout history were replaced with umas. Genghis Khan was an uma.
>>728935629>Teioniggers still can't sage
>>728919061I belive the real Goldship is smart enough to figure out a human is trying to have sex with it and rape the human
>>728935314Read, neigha, read!
>>728925048from what
Ribbon on right ear = IRL horse was maleRibbon on left ear = IRL horse was female
>>728936061Europe
>>728918126Radarhorse sexoo
I'm gonna save up for some rope next.
>>728924143>>728924460>Alright Trainer, hand over your balls
>>728936102That's neat
>>728936102what about Fine Motion?
>>728929864God she's perfect
>>728937393Female but was found to have some genetic disorder that made it unable to breed.
>>728934065Gold Ship is actually known for being gentle and caring with partners.
>>728918126Her’s-
>>728938446What pic is this from?
>>728938564Resident Evil or something
>>728938396Then she will fuck his husba- I mean, male trainer's butt hole gently and constantly tell him she loves him as she is about to cum.
>>728937393balls didn't drop
>>728935168Horse girl ABS
>>728935168Horse girl THIGHS
>>728938937horse back
>>728935168Horse girl CHEST
>>728935168Horse girl HIPS
>>728935168Horse girl HAT
>>728918126Just post the fucking video so I can get mad at its erratic, quirky movement.
>>728940671
I already play 3 other gachas so I don't have time for Umas. Mayano Topgun is cute though.
Mejiro Ryan
>>728918126>>728920268>>728921225want this baka horse and the others to be TALL
>>728920268Lotta loyalty for a hired horse
>>728939009It's crazy how hot Gold Shipo is without the tard hat and hair down
>>728925110UUUU
>>728942706Not so sure about that anon
>"Wait, you actually like horse pussy?">
>>728944568Only goldship's...
>>728942882Mejiro Gold has always been the most beautiful of the family
HEY GOLDSHIP!
>>728919683Less brat and more "fuck you I do what I want". The most insane part is that the trainer of the real life horse said that Uma made her tamer than in real life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaIbiNJMpNM
>>728933581Thanx anon!
>>728931026>>728928003Reminder that his owners sold post cards of Tamamo struggling to have sex due to his tiny(for a horse) penis.
>>728933318that anon is not wrong tho, it's the inevitable fate of all femdomfags
>>728919157And here's the slop. wp anon, cmon show us more amazing ai stuff. We just can't wait to see it.
>>728918815Guess this mister got real hands on experience.
I this horse is a cute dork
>>728934803Cute
>>728947109Thank nurse joy
>>728934214>MLP trashWho?
>>728919157>vore mawFucking nice, dude
12 hours later and he's still going, not even janny wants to get itt and clean it up kek
>Finally finished my Scorpio aces>Feel pretty good about them>Go into test rooms>Get obliterated not only by whales but by completely F2P trainers with 3LB SRsI complete trash as a trainer
>>728943112Big women really are a blessing
>>728918481I will now play your game
It's the latest 'everyone obsessed with anime teenagers' thing?
>>728944568>>728943112Centaur onlyfan?
This thread is fucking embarrassing>>728953739There's a reason why this shit only has 200 replies in 14 hours
Who's gonna be your Christmas daily career?
>>728954858Digitan.
golshi themed thread?
>>728918360TOO BIG
Oguri Cap is such a cute horse haha
>obvious falseflag thread has been up for over half a day and is barely alive only because janny keeps bumping itUma won.Cultural Fenomeno, btw
>>728956121Something looks off with this Oguri
>>728956331I don't give a shit about your gachaslop just post more sexy tall ripped futa Golshi
>>728935074>short hairif only curren would stop holding back
>>728955571Are you retarded?>>728956331Fucking embarrasing kek, thankfully they serve to filter newfags and other porn addicts
I need something like the Mun button but for Harikitte Ikou
I'M GUTSMAXXIIIIIIIIIING
>>728956596Nyo, I'm regarded
-1 billion pr to jordanfags
autosage?
>>728956331Horse superior than useless dog
>>728956885Ukeru wwwwwwww
>>728947302"that" anon (you) is just projecting and needs to kill him (your) self
>>728956885What does Guts actually fucking do
why is goldship the most fuckable horse
>>728956612play a Bakushin career
>Satono Diamond shows up on the Kitasan bannerok
>3 KSB and a FineMo and im not even done with 200 pulls yetfuck man this is the account i started with and put on ice for a rerolled account on the first KSB bannerwish this happened to me the first time around
>worked with horses before>hated them and still do>even as an adult i just genuinely fucking hate horses>umamusume becomes more popular>even as anime girls i still hate themi never thought my hate for horses would be stronger than my appreciation for anime girls.i dont know how many of you have ever dealt with horses but the silver lining is that theyre at least smart enough to realize that the person theyre dealing with is not fond of them and if it wasnt for that id probably have gotten a few kicks in the face or chest along the way.>if you hated them so much why did you work with thema job's a job and while i worked at a ranch i had to deal with it or i didnt eat food
>still bumping this fucking thread
>>728960123Reduces stamina consumption in late race, boosts max speed late race, you gain max speed/accel bonus based on your guts when dueling.
>>728961271How would knowing you hate them make you safer from being kicked? Were they afraid you'd whip them or something in retaliation or something
>>728961271Why do you hate them? I think they are cute and silly.
>>728920268>see this >force her to race insteadYes I AM in charge here you stupid horse
>>728961652its the same deal as working with people you hate. youre not going to go out of your way to beat their shit in or something youre just trying to get through the day without more problems and both cooperate with each other for this alone>>728962035dont worry about it
Carat hunger is fucking real, they give you a lot just to starve you later.
post more golshi horsefaggots
>>728965526Fuck off coomer retard
>>728965630porn addict hobby, porn addict game
>>728965630it's a gacha wtf do you want anon
FUCK HORSES
>>728966437>FUCK HORSES
>>728956415This but unironically.
>>728967161I was not being even slightly ironic
So this is the falseflag thread right
>>728967512witlet, yes
>>728918360Long live goldship
>>728919091
>>728920268>5'7">not 7'5"It's like they don't want to become billionaires
Can we get more Goldshi and Mcqueen? I really like them
holy shit he's still going, that's so fucking pathetic kek
>>728920268>Girls not being horse-sizedHow do you make such a massive fuck-up?
>>728968510Hey shitass.
>>728967345And yet you post a Golshi that isn't even a futa.
>>728967625And to think they said AI would never make something good.
>>728918126why are her arms so big?
>>728969252If you train once you will find out
>>728918962Post/link it or you're a stinky poopyhead liar.
>>728969119Mighty hard to post those on a blueboard
>>728970245You can just crop things.
>>728970000I can confirm you are in fact NOT a stinky poopyhead liar. Thank you, Anon. Merry Christmas.
>>728968415This is just a Goldshi appreciation thread. It's not trying to replace your little stealth uma general.
>>728972872Mad cause our threads stomp on yours in a fraction of the time, I see.
>>728972872Did you finally get tired of spamming scat saar?
>>728972948>>728973141Your stealth Uma general threads are so weird to me. You guys barely appreciate the girls over there. I already posted all my Goldshi pics ITT, so I've the right thing here.
>>728968510Most of the umas are loli idols for some reason. Gold Ship is the only one that comes close to being a real horse-woman.
>subhuman is still goingit's been a whole day btw
>>728918481Now we're talkin!
>>728918189It's hot, yeah.
