>Is it a dog?>Is it a cat?>Is it a cow?No, it's an Absol
I'm so fucking tired bros. I think the most horrifying thing is that I could easily live the rest of my life this way, just letting it slip away.
I wouldn't mind an Absol.
>>728919963You need to masturbate MORE.
>>728919849Looks very cuddly.
>>728919849The disaster mon !
>>728920028Absol being a sign of disaster to cum.
>>728919849>cowHuh?
>>728919849No it's sweet delicious plump black cookie.
Made for trainer cock
Walk outside see this, you know there is a happening incoming
>>728920849Imminent impregnation...
>>728919849>>728920028>>728920849clean this disgusting furshit porn dump thread alreay jannoid, do your fucking job
>>728919849This makes me wish The Legend of Queen Opala would get a proper release.
>>728919849It's my bf, absol!
It's a fluff elemental actually.
>>728919849sexo
>>728924620What is she hiding?
You wouldn't a pokemon, would you?
>>728921752You mad bro?
>>728927928there's no laws against the Pokémon batman
>>728927928absol tummy...
>>728919849>lust-provoking image>irrelevant, time wasting question
>>>/vp/
>>728919849my edgekino queen
>>728919849I'd pay over full price for a Pokemon game that just played like a normal Pokemon game but that also had systems for you to interact with your Pokemon in more slice of life fashion, systems to build different kinds of relationships with your Pokemon, and that could of course go all the way to romance and even sex.Let me go on dates and stuff with my Pokemon, help brush their fur, buy them gifts, and stuff.
>>728919963I've been through the worst aspects of porn addiction. I've jerked off the everything except scat. My dick is never satisfied, though I don't enjoy it. Man is cursed to wrestle his own flesh for his entire life.
>>728919963>>728931012>>728920056absol isn't sexy enough for these kinds of post
>>728930734You know that Nintendo would assassinate anybody who even thought of making something like that.
>>728931464Yes she is.
>>728932446oh yeah? prove it
>>728919849No, it's Cynthia! I know you've read that story on /trash/...
>>728932567I wouldn’t want to get banned.
>>728932567hohhhhh.... can I borrow?
Why so much fluff?
>absolMOAR LIEK ABLOL AMRITIE!?
>>728919849Look at that chest fluff. Nice.
>>728932762>that source Kino.
Oh good, the regularly scheduled Absol thread on /v/. What a delight.
Its funny to me how many people who are not zoophiles want to fuck Pokemon.
>>728933341It’s not that deep. Animals can’t give consent, but Pokemon can.
>>728932762so you can't prove it...
>>728919849ABSOLutely Sexy Doggy, Kitty, Cattle!
>>728930734To brush Ninetales tails.. this shall be my true purpose.
>>728933395You can still imagine a real life talking animal who can give consent or can brainwash yourself in to thinking your dog gave consent.What i mean is that people who want to fuck Pokemon dont see real life animals as attractive.But then again many loli fags don't want to fuck real children so guess that makes sense.
>>728921752If it makes you feel any better a Jacinthe thread just got nuked. I blame all the posters posting actual real brown women webms, those seem to be a Janny’s weakness.
>>728933418Just look at her. What other proof do you need?
>>728933603Yours and mine, pal.
>>728933603If only I could.
>>728935127What’s the problem? She just likes other dark-types.
>>728921752I notice you never turn up for gayfur threads
>>728935127>playing the cuck even in your bestiality fantasyThere's no hope for you.
>>728932567
>>728933395Pokemon are pets.
>>728935651Sometimes I call your mom my pet, that doesn’t make her an animal.
>>728935174I don't notice you but I'm not in gayfur threads kek
>>728933341It's really not rocket surgery. Drawn animals are already usually different to depictions of literal animals, Pokemon even more so.
>>728935757Well she's a woman, so
>>728919849I want to BREED.
>>728930734
>>728919849Cute, but inferior to Weavile.
can we have a normal absol thread?
>>728936517Absol should have been in Pokken instead of Weavile.
>>728936720This *is* a normal Absol thread
I like that Absol is fluffy dog with a human face. Very kissable
>>728936746It almost was if the director is to be believed.
>>728936357I wish i could get pregnant from a pokemon.
>>728937121I know. That's why I posted a smug image of him.
>>728935127Commonbleat will return, one day.
Didn’t we have this exact same thread before like a month or two ago? Same exact op image and text
>>728937490Stop noticing.
>>728919849Reminds me.
>>728937019sigh...
>>728937763Cope, fag.
>>728938090Pokemon shouldnt drink someone could take advantage of it...
>>728935860>fucks up the deflection and proves him rightKEK, what a retarded wannabee jannoid
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