Human fighter/warrior is an unoriginal, uncreative class for unimaginative, uninspired people.
>>728920385People who chose anything else tend to be trannies, so I'm just choosing the safe option.
every video game is designed around this kind of character first and the other classes second place/not at all. in tabletop games a character like this means I'm required to RP based on the setting/campaign instead of just based on my character sheetanyway warrior bros, pick your favorite dont say swapping between them
>>728920385>Race: Human>Class: Warrior>Stats: Maximum stamina and endurance, over average strenght, rest at average.>Specialization: Tank>Background story: Came out from nowhere, unonown family.>Alignment: Chaotic neutral>Personality: Always horny and always violent.>His motives: Killing evil males and evil ugly females while capturing evil but pretty females(including monster girls) and bringing them into his sex dungeon and everyday he comes into his sex dungeon to have sex with evil females he captured. >Special traits: Endless libido, defence specialist, improved resistances.
>>728920385Soldier or noble? What is a better dichotomy than, "soldier or noble"?
>>728921184well done
why would you want to be interesting for some homo?
>>728920385it wouldn't surprise me if women got pissed off that you aren't getting any female attention and thus are considered a low quality male for only having eyes for her
I can't for the life of me imagine why anone would choose a race other than Dwarf in a game with no Dwarf bro companion.
>>728921184you ruined it with chaotic neutral
>chaotic good monk with maximum strength and everything else at zero>only seeks to grow stronger and fight powerful opponents, cares not for the politics or plot of the world
>>728923850Chaotic monks don't make any sense
>>728920385It's true. You should be a human paladin.
>>728923883monk class grants access to both physical attacks and magic. opening up new ways to grow stronger
>>728920385Noble background if you're going sword and board. Soldier if you're going big bonk.
>>728924074But being a monk is, by definition, being a member of a monastic order. This is not chaotic, it's the most lawful and ordered way of life imaginable.
>>728924146it's a religion based on the refinement of the body, out of the belief that a strong spirit resides within a strong body. Therefore, they seek to grow their strength, by any way they can. 'chaotic' in this sense refers to the perception of their actions by those outside of their monastery. To the laymen, it appears as though they engage in nonsensical and sometimes outright suicidal behaviour, whereas to those in the religion it makes perfect sense.
>>728920385I'm a dwarf fighter with a large axe.My backstory is that I hate elves.
>>728924146>>728924412monk hasn't actually been a shaolin monk in D&D for a very long time, it's just the goku class. same way paladin hasn't actually been a holy knight of good, it's just the magic sword guy class
>>728920385God I love boobs
>>728920385rogue fighter with dual wielding talents and rogues second story thief or whatever for the extra bonus action a round
>>728920385Using anything but fully cuastomized backgrounds and refluffing everything is for one shots
>>728920525dual wield is for niggers2 hander is for boyssword and board is for men
the correct class for everything is human boxer
>>728920385the human is the apex predator of the universe. ever wonder what happened to all the gods? that's right, we killed them all. deal with it faggot. humans are the ultimate, be all, end all species. all you faggot fucks can do is masquerade around in our image to pretend to be one of us, because of how inferior you are to our true beauty.
>>728920385humanwarriorswordhorsecastleTime for adventure
