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>>728938241>be a bald, pasty white fatfuck nerd>self-insert yourself as the cool, badass Goliath pilot since you're the director of the gameHow did he get away with it?
>>728938241CONSOLE FAGS WONT UNDESTAND WHY THIS IS NOT IN SC2
>>728938241I like them. they're cute when the pilots can't play mechwarrior for shit
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>>728938695blizz devs self inserted into half of their games though, why is this fat fuck a problem now?
>>728938861sc1 had a style.sc2 is HAHA IT'S A BLIZZARD GAME LOOK YOUR ENGINEER IS A FUCKIN WARCRAFT DWARF LMAAOOOOO
>>728938861Because this is what the Goliath pilot looked like in BW. I'm not going to explain to you why replacing this badass with a bald fatfuck gamedev who LOOKS like a bald fatfuck gamedev is a problem. If you don't see it, I can't help you.
>>728938861because he’s fat
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>>728938978NTA but Overwatch is a different game from Starcraft. I know you just wanted to participate so I won't go too hard on you though.
>>728939320irl badnik
My favorite units are banelings. I love the way the roll around flooding the enemy base with them was really funny when I played 3s with friends.
>>728938695>Military equivalent of a forklift operatorMakes sense to me. Cheap single seater fighting vehicles aren't going to have huge investment in their pilots like Titanfall or something. They probably aren't even armored with how wimpy they are vs anything but light aircraft and heavy infantry in every game. More like picrel really.
>>728939402what are you even talking aboutengineeer swann in sc2 looks and sounds like a warcraft dwarf, one of many design decisions in sc2 that cast aside a cohesive style
>>728939938he sounds like a new yorker. hes clearly mario.
>>728938695>MFW when there are no FOV sliders and my anus is bleeding again.
>>728938695How did Goliath looked like in SC1? Wasn't he just a masked guy?
>>728940262Why does he wear the mask?
>>728939320>We3 field exercises
>>728940262see>>728939062Yeah, he was "just a masked guy", but he still looked cool thanks to the angle and the lighting of the portrait. Further, you can still tell that the pilot is in shape and not fat, and all of this becomes even more apparent if you look at the Remastered portrait.
>>728938695Oh noy, standing around all day waiting for a mutalisk to fly by does bad things to a man.
>>728938978>>728939062>>728939065>noooooooooooooooooooo I don't like it! D:opinion discarded
>>728938241GOLIATH OPERATIVO Y CONECTADO
>>728939062Shut up twinkletoes
>>728941108>zoomers so brainrotted that having opinions about corporate slop is a bad thingYour generation is cooked. Enjoy the corporate slop that you get in silence, goycattle, but I'll keep talking about it and criticizing it where appropriate.
GO AHEAD, TACCOM
>>728938241>GoliathThe one Terran unit that sounded like it took its job dead-seriously.
>>728938241GOLIATH ONL
GOOD DAY, COMMANDER
>>728941464IN THE BYE, BYE BYE BYENEEDLE AIGHT?SOMEBODY CALL FOREIGN TERMINATOR?YOU WANNA PIZZA MEAT BOY?JOTARO AND DUNE
>>728938695I do like the mercenary Goliath in WoL for being the one acknowledgement that the UED had more advanced technology because more scientists and no civilization downtime.Every other mercenary description is>Best of the best using incredibly advanced and cutting edge experimental technology that is impractical for mass production.where as Spartan Company is just>Leftovers from the UED fleet.
>>728942345>Best of the best using incredibly advanced and cutting edge experimental technology>some stupid blue gorilla in a golden loincloth can break it bare handedfucking protoss
>>728941890Wasn't it in the pipe, five by five? Like in Alien?
>>728942945Yes. I'm starting to suspect that the zealot's wife was NOT for hire.
>>728941108they dont like fat goliath because its like looking into a mirror
>>728939320Animals were not meant to be mechanized!!
>>728943923they are our brothers and sisters on this crazy journey.
DESTINATION? ABSOLUTELY
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I felt a bit jipped after trying regular play and discovering just how many units were completely unique to the campaignLike I'm being taught how this army works around these basic units only for them to be totally absent from the 'real' game
>>728944472The other option was to not bring them back at all (RIP Valkyries)
>>728944472Any unit can be good if you make it YOUR unit
>>728944648No, the other option was to just have Hellbats and Medics and Goliaths in the normal SC2 Terran roster because why not
>>728944845no you must understand we need the rc car from toy story in our game
>>728943802I don't like fat goliath because he doesn't look cool. RTS units should look cool.>>728944845Muh multiplayer balance mentality prevents us from having things like that. When the game is built around a competitive scene that is intended to be a balanced contained environment, the more units you have the more headache it will be to manage.
>>728944845Hellions suck but heal buses and vikings are cooler than the units they replaced.
