Oh... So THATS what Master Chief looked like all this time?
Master Chud
>>728943327Damn, he punches like a girl.
>>728943327lore accurate helmet less Master Chief would be pale as hell (he never takes off the armor) and have really bright pupils, also bald.
>>728943327No, he's not jewish.
>>728943327no
>>728943327BRUCE???
>First of all, you happen to be Forerunner
look at that hideous kike
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>>728943327Fuck yeah John Halo!
>>728943327I'd rather watch the TV show than read those 3 halo books with the faggy ai
>>728943327lol Hollywood made him an ugly Ashkenazi
>>728943440The first book canon is he's a borderline geriatric looking musclegrandpa turboginger with freckles who's just so fucking tired its not even funny. Its so much more charming and endearing a reveal its the only one I consider canon and kinda makes sense if you know irish mythology and why he might've been chosen as super special lucky guy 117. Before 343 butchered the lore it was pretty obvious the forerunner were an atlantean human civilization with some genes still in the pool in more isolated populations.
>>728943327What could possibly be the thoughts that passed the mind of whoever took that decision, in an IP in which the protagonists is always ever ever masked, to take off his helmet at minute 1? And seeing how a similar case, the more recent Judge Dredd movie, was praised for keeping the helmet on over the Stallone flick
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>>728943327his gf was kinda cute tho
>>728949453WUZ SPARTA
>>728949282Most of Hollywood live in their own plane of existence where it's not about the quality of acting, it's how can we get either x's face and/or voice to do half the marketing. So they have to show faces. They live so far up their own asses, however that is reinforced by the fact that most watching populace are drooling retards that clap when x is on screen or hear their voice.
>>728949643N’ SHIIEEEEEEET
>>728949453>>728949643WEWUZSPARTA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ
>>728945171Relax I’d rather not redeem this thing Saar
The casting director should be fired immediately and get a restraining order to not work on any creative media anymore.
>>728943327The aggressively non-canon fanfic version, I guess.
