Sell me this game
/v/ said its shit, dont bother
underage female party membersswimsuits sold as DLC though
it has no denuvo
>>728947642Synthetic Man liked it.
>>728947642Free shipping
>>728947642>here, check the metacritic rating page, yeah right there, ye click on that, pay close attention to the critic rating, red or yellow, right? alright, now look at the user ratings, looking pretty good there huh? alright, now check this, open pcgamingwiki, yep, that's the one, search the name there, alright, check the DRM section, yep no DRM, doesn't require internet access, available multiplatform. and last but not least, open up nexusmods, wait lemme login with my acc, alright, search for the game name, toggle adult only mods, how many results we got? over 100? good enough. What do you think? Yeah quit staring at the microskirt lingerie buttplug easy defeat rape lesbian conversion mod and focus.
>>728947642It's called "Half-life 3".
>>728947642Leo, that's a pen...
Free on the Epic Games Store
>>728947673I have always done the opposite of what /v/ said and I have never been disappointed.
>>728947990I'm sold, how much?
>>728947990your'e hired
>>728947642It's charting on SteamDB
>>728947642Your favourite streamer girl played it once so it might be a conversation topic when you'll have given her 200-300k$ and she'll agree to meet you in a public space in the presence of her boyfriend.
>>728947673/v/ also said dragons dogma was good and it was total bullshit
>>728947990I will now buy this game.
you can enslave darkskins
>>728947642It's one of those games you can only play once, because you progress by learning things about the game. I won't spoil anything and leave it at that. Go play it.
>>728947642It was developed by a team only composed of women (females or not).
>>728948496>It's one of those games you can only play once, because you progress by learning things about the gameWhat game?
>>728947642>Walks up to the chalk board>Writes Half-Life>Room looks confused>Adds 3 to the end>Room erupts in cheers.
>>728948528There's a couple, like "chants of snnaar" or "return of the obra dinn"but the best two are Outer Wilds and this pen
>>728947642>Walks out of the room>"Heh, I know about this trick, he's expecting us to call him back and return the pen he took, but then he's gonna name a selling price and think he has outsmarted us">Meanwhile I really just stole the pen and went home
>>728948046Cool, release date?
>>728947642test
Sorry I can only sell you the license
>>728947642i had this game in my ass on the way here.
>>728947642I had to sell a pen in a job interview for a Cingular store in the 90s (that was 20 years before you were born, when we rode the dinosaur to work).
>>728947794Not worth buying, then. Good games, like Pragmata, are protected by their publishers.
>>728947794>sell me this videogame>uhhh it can be easily stolen?
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